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00:00Pepe, you're in the air!
00:05Oh, let me know!
00:07I don't understand, I've never understood that little red light.
00:10Well, there is a wonderful story that changed the course of humanity.
00:13A story of overcoming, struggle and success.
00:16A history that should be taught as a compulsory subject in all schools.
00:20Yes, maybe one day I'll tell you my story, but it won't be today.
00:23Because now I have to tell you something much less interesting.
00:26A making of of this program, which I have titled...
00:29This is how you do Yellow Humor!
00:53It all began in these wastelands outside of Tokyo.
00:56A millionaire television producer bought them to build a chalet,
01:00But it turns out that the property was rural and could not be built on.
01:03The producer's cassette was already half built, as we can see in the images,
01:07but the authorities were going to force him to demolish it.
01:10Then the producer came up with a great idea: bribe the authorities!
01:14But it didn't work, so the producer called his friend Takeshi Kitano and said,
01:18Oh, Takeshi, I'm in such a mess!
01:20I built a chalet without a license, and they want to demolish it! It's an injustice!
01:24Takeshi thought for a while and asked,
01:27Do you have an amusement park next door?
01:28And the producer answered him,
01:30Yes, I was building it for my kids to play with!
01:32Then Takeshi exclaimed,
01:34Well, we have a program! You'll see, it'll be a hit, they'll even see it in Spain!
01:38And the producer said,
01:39Spain?
01:39What a coincidence!
01:40The workers I hired are Spanish and very curious.
01:44There is one who works and three who watch.
01:45And that's how the story of Humor Amarillo began.
01:49With irregularities, bribes, contracts to undocumented immigrants...
01:53Come on, and to sum up, how all the great stories of humanity begin.
01:59I was one of the workers who helped lift the Humor Amarillo plate, you know?
02:02But how I went from being a worker to a reporter is another story I told you another day.
02:07Now we have to talk about the contestants.
02:10Many people ask me,
02:11Pepe, what do I have to do to compete on your show?
02:13And I tell you,
02:14It is easier to pass a position than to come and compete in Humor Amarillo.
02:17But if they still don't give up,
02:19I explain to them that they have to send us a video showing how geeky they are.
02:23Look, this is a video that a guy who was later chosen as a contestant sent us.
02:27Hello, that's where I live, below Chepuente.
02:30My name is Chino Cudeiro and my big dream is to compete in Humor Amarillo.
02:34Since I was little I have dedicated my life to pineapple picking.
02:36I have died many times,
02:38But since I discovered the potion of immortality,
02:39I always resurrect.
02:42If you take me to your program,
02:43I promise to kill myself to put on a show.
02:47And that way the audience will surely increase.
02:50And what else was I going to tell you?
02:52Oh yeah, I have a car!
02:54I just bought it.
02:55Eye!
02:55It's an all-rounder with all the extras.
02:58It's called Mitsubishi Pajero.
02:59Some people find the name very funny,
03:01but I don't know why.
03:02Watch how I drive.
03:03I look like Fernando Alonso,
03:04how focused I am.
03:06Now I have taken my family
03:07and we go to the countryside to play a little.
03:09I spend my time in the ravine
03:10and they split their sides watching me kill myself.
03:19Come on, see you later, see you later!
03:21Hey, daddy, how are you going to die today?
03:24Well, I don't know, son,
03:24I'll improvise something, you know me.
03:26Little mites!
03:29Old monk, Johnny once told me!
03:32That the videos you send are scarier
03:33than all the Freddy Krueger movies.
03:36Together!
03:36Oh my goodness, what videos did those people send over there?
03:41It was not necessary for you to do the Full Monte Integral,
03:44Guys, I still have nightmares at night.
03:46Feel it, feel it, please.
03:48These others, on the other hand, worked harder.
03:50And going up they played a rockabilly band.
03:52who sang Love Me Tender.
03:54Hey, how do you get such well-defined quiffs?
03:56Because I don't like any hair gel.
03:58my hair stays like this.
03:59With egg.
04:00Ah, with egg, of course, of course.
04:02I'll try it and see how it goes.
04:03Hello!
04:04And you're from out of town, aren't you?
04:05I have a good eye.
04:06to distinguish Easterners from Westerners.
04:08Don't ask me how I do it, I just know.
04:10Well, where are you from, kid?
04:12Tell us.
04:13From Spain.
04:14Well, I thought the Spanish were shorter.
04:17Well, there's everything.
04:18Well, I'm Spanish, look.
04:24Did you understand what I said?
04:26Not a word, man.
04:27The thing is that my Spanish teacher was a little boy from La Calzada.
04:30My goodness, I had a laugh with him.
04:32And now come on, everyone and we...
04:34Agrón!
04:38That's unfortunate, be careful with the camera, it costs a fortune.
04:41Agrón!
04:42To the bollazo!
04:43And the attack on the bun begins,
04:45where people step on each other
04:47to get a place as a contestant in yellow humor.
04:50Because this is where we cast our show.
04:53First we ask the applicants to teach us
04:56how much they can open their mouths.
04:57This is no good, huh?
04:59It's just to laugh at them a little.
05:01Then they have to kiss a person of the same sex.
05:03to show that they are not prejudiced.
05:05And then they have to try out what they would do to compete in yellow humor.
05:09One paints one's face black, which is quite weak.
05:12But others...
05:13Others prefer to get involved with a bun
05:14rather than with a girl who is next to him hitting on him.
05:17That certainly gives a lot of points.
05:19Next we put all the contestants in slow motion
05:22so that the jury can deliberate calmly
05:25and decide who is chosen to come to the program.
05:28Because of all those who show up,
05:30which are about one hundred and one,
05:32we can only choose a hundred.
05:34So there will be one
05:35who is unlucky enough to be left out.
05:38Oh, what a shame!
05:39You can see the anguish on this man's face.
05:41who suffers from the possibility of not being selected.
05:45There are also people who come in pairs,
05:47like these two.
05:48They have been chosen
05:49and to celebrate they have refreshed the...
05:51the... the sacks.
05:52Casting is tough
05:53and there are candidates who even fight to be elected.
05:56Hey! Hey, don't ask!
05:57They're calling the riot police to restore order, huh!
06:00Let there be peace! Let there be peace!
06:01Yeah, okay.
06:02You wanted it.
06:03Now you'll see when they take out the rubber balls.
06:06These two are a couple,
06:06but as you are seeing,
06:07not even love matters when it's at stake
06:09a place to compete in yellow humor.
06:12Anyway,
06:13There are people who, even with all the help in the world,
06:16will be able to pass the test.
06:17What? Are you taking the bun or not?
06:19Do you get it?
06:21Look, get off.
06:22Get off now you're a package
06:23that's making my back bend, you bastard.
06:26Some people end up with a bun face in the attempt,
06:28but at least they get it.
06:30And the casting is over.
06:32How do you feel about being the only one eliminated?
06:34Well, fine, why don't I eat all the buns?
06:36Well, you can eat them all except that one over there.
06:39Do you see it?
06:39That's mine.
06:40Don't even touch that one, it's my snack.
06:42Plus, it has cream inside.
06:44It's super delicious.
06:45What's up, Jimeno?
06:46What, huh?
06:46What's happening?
06:47What's happening?
06:47Well, I'll cut your...
06:48The Hirohito Circuit or the Chirotauros Labyrinth
06:53They may seem like very nice tests.
06:55But building those sets was a titanic task.
06:58comparable to the construction of the pyramids of Egypt.
07:00Therefore, to raise the yellow humor set,
07:03We took the same methods that the Egyptians used
07:05to build the pyramids.
07:07Come on, kids!
07:08Push, push!
07:09Otherwise, they'll shoot us!
07:11Damn wizards!
07:12We're not going to meet the delivery date!
07:14And you, the one below, will you stop complaining?
07:16Let's see if you can get it into your head that this job is very hard.
07:18Okay, okay!
07:19I'll never complain again, Takesi!
07:20Hey, let's all get this block up.
07:22Come on!
07:23Phew!
07:23What despite dropping it.
07:25Yes, as we have seen, launch the program
07:28It wasn't a bed of roses.
07:29But thanks to the efforts of those workers,
07:31Today we have such spectacular tests
07:33like spring rolls.
07:36Let's get on with it!
07:37And now we're going to see...
07:39The rehearsals!
07:41Before starting the recording of the program,
07:43we do some preliminary rehearsals.
07:45These tests serve to test lights, cameras, sound,
07:48but above all they are made so that the contestants
07:50the first blows begin to be given
07:52and warm up.
07:54This one is already hot!
07:56So this is not valid, right?
07:58Man, no.
07:58The thing is that sometimes the rehearsals
08:00They look better than the program itself.
08:02I'll tell you!
08:03I'll rehearse cool!
08:04Clear!
08:05All programs are rehearsed.
08:06See you Saturday, Chevita!
08:07Oh really?
08:08And what do they rehearse?
08:09Well, the insults, the shouting, the ringtones...
08:11On TV everything is rehearsed.
08:13Hey, how's this going?
08:15Well, come on, I'll explain it to you.
08:16You take the plunge.
08:17And if the blow is weak, as they are rehearsals,
08:20you repeat it until it's right,
08:21until it becomes a nice bag.
08:23And now that you know how it goes,
08:24come on, do it, you bastard!
08:27Well, you're telling me that again, aren't you?
08:29My goodness, what a sad fall!
08:31I've already rehearsed!
08:32This girl comes very prepared because she has rehearsed for the rehearsal.
08:35And prepared people, you can see their luck.
08:38Look!
08:38He's left his head!
08:39And that he has fallen is not worth it, because then he has to do the good thing.
08:42I'm going to leave it all!
08:43There are contestants who put a lot of energy into rehearsals.
08:47So much so that they hit each other so hard,
08:49that they have to be taken to the emergency room and then they cannot participate in the program.
08:52You're going to freak out!
08:53There are contestants who write checks by mouth,
08:56that your body cannot pay for later.
08:58This one, for example, has told us that we are going to freak out.
09:01That would mean we're going to see a huge coup.
09:04But is anyone freaking out about this guy?
09:07Because I'm not freaking out at all.
09:09To these contestants, as punishment for being cocky,
09:12We locked them in a room with Animal and the lady.
09:14When they come out, they are much more humble.
09:16I want to pass! I want to pass!
09:18Although there is no point in passing these rolls around,
09:20because they are essays and do not count as valid evidence,
09:23There are contestants who are excited to reach the end.
09:26And to those who reach the end, we do not give any prize,
09:29but they can shout the magic word of yellow humor.
09:31Yes, it is a magic word, because it is said the same way in all languages.
09:35Therefore, this man, who has already been on the verge of falling twice,
09:39does not give up in his efforts.
09:40He's done it and now he can scream...
09:43And we arrived at the gates of panic.
09:50Where we will explain one of the best kept mysteries of yellow humor.
09:53Why do contestants go crazy punching and then are so happy?
09:57What happened to this guy? First he split his head and then he burst out laughing.
10:01Well, the contestants want to punch,
10:03because we have installed a microchip in their brains.
10:05When we press a button, they launch themselves like automatons toward certain death.
10:10Hey, King Kong's funny cousin, how long has it been since I saw him?
10:13Come on, press the button, press it!
10:14Take it!
10:16Hey, it's Chino Cudeiro!
10:17Come on, press the button!
10:18And he presses it again!
10:20And once again!
10:22No!
10:23No!
10:24No!
10:25You've killed the Chinese cudeiro three times!
10:28Yes, it's a boy.
10:29And yes, we've put the chip of the punch in it.
10:31But don't worry, we won't be too hard on him.
10:34Do you see it?
10:35Although with his father, who is this one here, this wretch,
10:38we will not have so much compassion.
10:40No, we ran out of compassion for his son.
10:43Also, this man is evil.
10:45He wanted to hit King Kong's cousin.
10:47That's why I'm going to press the button.
10:49Yes, yes, don't stop me!
10:50I'm going to press it now!
10:51Maybe, by telling you this secret,
10:54We have taken the magic out of the contestants' punches.
10:57Maybe we've taken the magic away from it.
10:59What is certain is that we cannot take grace away from them in any way.
11:05Oh, thanks to you, you wretches, you scoundrels, you evil people!
11:10And with this subject we have done a risky experiment.
11:13We have placed an XXL microchip on him.
11:15That's why he belly flops like a kamikaze towards the doors.
11:18We press the button and...
11:20Wow, I expected more.
11:22Don't lose hope, because we've fitted this guy with a XXXXL microchip.
11:26Oh my goodness!
11:27One of the bad doors has been loaded.
11:29It's incredible, I've never seen anything like it.
11:32Come on, keep going, kid!
11:33Even though he's broken several bones, he continues competing in search of a hit.
11:36Let him break it all for you now!
11:37You better get going if you want that blow to shatter your entire body!
11:41Attention, it does!
11:43Okay, okay!
11:44Hey, I'm thinking maybe we went too far with the microchip.
11:47If that door turns out to be bad, he'll be killed.
11:49These are the dangers of scientific advances.
11:52But there's no turning back now.
11:53The microchip cannot be removed.
11:55How lucky he was!
11:56Well, we have had.
11:58Because if he had killed himself, we would have been in big trouble.
12:01This contestant was lucky, very lucky.
12:04He broke several bones, yes, but he didn't die, like others did.
12:08You have often asked us where we bury the contestants who died in combat.
12:13Well, very easy, in the contestants' cemetery.
12:16There in a ceremony, in the strictest intimacy,
12:18Those who gave their all in the trials receive the burial they deserve.
12:23A burial with full honors.
12:25Come on, Manolo, into the hole with him.
12:27He's still breathing.
12:28What does he breathe or what does he breathe?
12:29Come on, throw it away, we still have 20 left to bury.
12:32Come on, rest in peace and all those things that are said.
12:35But what is that camera doing recording?
12:36It's for Mickey, isn't it?
12:37But what Mickey no, nor what Mickey off.
12:39Turn off that camera right now, you bastard.
12:41Let's see how far they go today.
12:42The camera hasn't turned off yet, turn it off now, you're going to eat it, you bastard.
12:46Here you can see the yellow humor team worried because they don't know if they'll get paid.
12:51When the end of the month comes, employees dress up as a bowling pin,
12:53A giant ball is thrown and whoever falls to the ground does not get paid.
12:57But all with very good vibes.
12:58Hello, pirates!
12:59Hello, pirates!
13:00We are the heads of staff.
13:02And we have to take down as many gigs as possible so that not a single person gets paid.
13:06Neither one has to charge.
13:08That's our job.
13:09I'm bad, but Pinky is much worse.
13:13My equal, Pintrafillas, because I always charge.
13:16But come on, choose your card.
13:17Come on, production assistant, let's see.
13:19But show me what he got, you bastard.
13:21Ah, a two.
13:21Okay, come on, a skull bucket.
13:23Come on, screenwriter, come here.
13:25Wow, the ace!
13:26I have to put you on a diet this month, you bastard.
13:29Oh, please, let me throw the ball, I'm mad at the scriptwriter,
13:33who always writes the worst jokes for me.
13:35Take that, you ball, pirate!
13:37This release will decide the future of our team for the next 30 days.
13:41The scriptwriter has fallen and has taken his ghost with him,
13:44the one who actually writes the scripts, and the makeup artist.
13:47The poor thing.
13:48Come on, quick, illuminator, draw a card.
13:51Let's see, you have to come out the other way.
13:53A year working here, you still don't get it.
13:55Come on, Cris, draw your card now.
13:58Oh, pretty girl, take off your hat!
14:00What bad luck!
14:01Oh, I have to pay the mortgage on the house,
14:04and also the orthodoxy of the child!
14:06I am very sensitive, but I have no feelings here.
14:09Pinky, let's use it!
14:10When I'm talking, don't interrupt me, okay, please?
14:13Let's go together!
14:14Here it goes!
14:17The ball heads at full speed and without brakes towards Cris, the hairdresser.
14:21Oh my goodness, he's knocked her down for good!
14:24Oh, Cris, I'm sorry, I love the hair you leave me,
14:26but I had to do it!
14:28Oh, I have seen the light, my mother!
14:31Viltrofilla, look, I have three cards left!
14:33Now two, wait while I shuffle them around to throw you off the scent.
14:35And there you have it, the H never fails, he throws Miyamoto!
14:38By the way, this is Takeshi's wife!
14:40It doesn't do anything, but I plugged it into the program.
14:43Let's do the cross shot, shall we?
14:44Okay, cross shot!
14:46Come on, come on, help me, Pinky, please, you're a piece of junk!
14:49Wait, I'm coming!
14:50And pay attention, because the program's management has already given Pinky and Chucky a touch,
14:54because they are throwing away very few people.
14:57Oh my goodness, only two!
14:58I have a feeling that if you don't get your act together, it's you who won't be eating!
15:02Come on, good luck, Midori!
15:04Wow, you had the whole deck and you got the free dinner!
15:07In this latest release, Pinky and Chucky take a chance!
15:10Let's do the little train pull, Chucky!
15:13I don't know if I like this shot!
15:15Yes, yes, you'll see, I'll push you and you'll push the ball!
15:17Almost better if we just launched it normally, Pinky!
15:20Well, your loss! Here we go, pirates!
15:23Hey, please, everyone, throw yourselves down even if the ball hits us, okay?
15:26It was a very powerful throw, even though he only knocked down one pin!
15:30Hoo, Chucky! We're getting paid this month, pirate!
15:33Hey, hey, hey! You see how they treat workers in a humorous way!
15:36But that's not the worst of it all!
15:38Because if you ask for overtime, they'll charge you, so that's how it works!
15:42It goes... Boooh!
15:43Oops, oooh!
15:45And it explodes!
15:45You wanted to get paid overtime, right?
15:49Come on, take it!
15:50How many did you make?
15:50I'm going to pay for them all!
15:51I'm not going to leave even one out!
15:52And you're going to report me to the union, right?
15:54Well, talk, call the union now to help you!
15:56You are wretches!
15:58You've broken my heart!
15:59On top of that, he gave you the opportunity to work!
16:01I don't make any money with this!
16:03I'm doing it for you!
16:05And you pay me like this!
16:06The world is full of ungrateful people, huh!
16:09Come on, go inside, you'll see how good it is to live underground!
16:12Yes, yes!
16:12You see, you are with your life!
16:14You wanted a permanent contract, right?
16:16Well, here it is, a permanent contract!
16:19And taking advantage of the fact that the Hirohito circuit is starting,
16:22We are going to read you the script for today's program.
16:24This way you will realize that everything that appears on the screen is previously written.
16:29So let's get started.
16:29Sequence 32, exterior day.
16:32After the bad guys leave, a contestant comes and shouts
16:34I'm super attractive!
16:36I'm super attractive!
16:37Tanipita and the girl start running.
16:39The zombies fall at her feet because she is so beautiful.
16:42And the girl keeps running and receives a giant rock in the head.
16:46He is in pain, but he smiles and very nimbly dodges the blades of terror.
16:49Then he jumps on the mat, lands in the foam pool and gets out.
16:54A zombie throws a giant ball at her, it seems that the girl has managed to dodge it, but no.
16:57Juanito Calvicie threatens her from his cell, hurls a few insults at her,
17:03She passes him and jumps onto the rotating platform,
17:06where after a few turns, let's say 5 or 6, it ends up falling into the water.
17:11We continue with the script, sequence 33, exterior day, a Tirillas comes out and screams,
17:17Look at me, I'm square!
17:19Look at me, I'm square!
17:21Tirillas puts it into fifth gear with a jerk and launches himself like a bullet to overcome the test.
17:26And he hits the mat with such a hard blow that he breaks his head.
17:30Hey, but that hasn't happened.
17:32I curse anyone else who hasn't caught on to the script!
17:34You bastards, you had to fall, you bastard!
17:36What are you doing trying to pass the test?
17:38It seems to me that he has rebelled against his destiny, he doesn't want anyone to write his life.
17:42Come on, hit him with a ball to the center of his back! Here's the rebel!
17:45Sequence 48, a geek in his underwear comes out and shouts,
17:48Britain, Britain, Britain!
17:50Britain, Britain, Britain!
17:52The geek flies out and hits the conveyor belt,
17:55although he doesn't care and keeps going.
17:57Hey, why's he wearing his underwear on the outside? He's a superhero!
18:00Well, here in the script it doesn't say anything.
18:03What kind of script doesn't explain the characters' lives?
18:07We should fire the scriptwriters!
18:08But the thing is, we are the scriptwriters.
18:11Ah, well, then we'll give them another chance, shall we?
18:14Okay. Do you want me to continue reading the script, or would you rather we talk about something else?
18:17No, no, keep reading the script, come on.
18:18That's amazing! What a great script! How well written it is, please!
18:22Let's see where we're going...
18:23Ah, yes, this way.
18:25The geek receives two balls that send him into the water.
18:27Sequence 415.
18:29Ah, this one turned out really well for us.
18:30Exterior day.
18:32Exterior day.
18:33A contestant comes out and promises to be very happy.
18:36The zombie pushes the giant stone and is given a tolgerolo.
18:39Some little birds fly around the man's head due to the blow.
18:43Why haven't the birds come out?
18:45There was no money to do the animation.
18:47Come on, on this show you work really hard on the scripts and then there's no money, there's no money.
18:51Seriously, what a way to mess up our work?
18:53Well, I continue.
18:54The contestant jumps onto the rotating platform and lands spread-eagle.
18:58Sequence 2026.
19:00The Spaniard comes out and says whatever he wants.
19:03The Spaniard takes out one of the zombies with his brute force.
19:06Thanks to a stumble, he miraculously manages to avoid the giant stone.
19:10Wow, that's it!
19:11Favoring Spanish.
19:12Of course, since it's from our country, you've probably written the script for it to happen.
19:16Yes, but it just made me feel sorry.
19:17I've made such a long journey.
19:18He's a compatriot, man!
19:20No, we cannot favor anyone.
19:22We are like gods.
19:23We decide who dies and who passes.
19:25But we have to be impartial.
19:27Okay, fine, all right.
19:29I'll change the script.
19:30The Spaniard goes on to three killer shots.
19:33You are about to pass the test.
19:35And let's see what can happen.
19:36Well, let him take the plunge and be a millimeter away from the goal.
19:39Too bad!
19:40That's the world of screenwriting.
19:42Every day it breaks your heart.
19:44And in the next test, the deadly pinball, we'll explain how the yellow humor special effects are made.
19:50The company in charge of making them is the Light & Magic industry.
19:53With that, we've told you everything.
19:56Let's play pinball!
19:59Hi, Tani!
20:00Very attentive.
20:01Everything you are seeing on the screen is computer generated.
20:03In reality, Tani and the contestant are on a blue background.
20:06Then we replaced that blue background with this giant pinball, made entirely by computer.
20:12The ball is also computer-generated, so the contestant has to dive for it without seeing it.
20:16Oh, by the way, the mud is real.
20:18Otherwise, the test would be no fun.
20:20With the computer everything is possible.
20:23Well, it's true, today with a computer it's possible to do anything you can imagine.
20:27Fantastic creatures, cities of the future, and incredible action scenes, like the one we're going to do now.
20:34A guy throwing himself at a virtual ball.
20:37Look how well it's made, huh?
20:39Damn computers!
20:40I don't like the costume, what did you put me in?
20:43We also use special effects to change the appearance of the contestants.
20:48This guy came naked to compete, and with special effects we put a costume on him.
20:53And thanks to the computer, we can also make the surface slippery so that the loser falls down.
20:58Hi guys!
20:59Hello, Pintracilla! Are you having dinner with me tonight?
21:01Only if I pass the test!
21:02This is another case where we can use special effects.
21:06Tani can get a date if this girl takes the plunge.
21:08So we just have to make the virtual ball calmly head towards the girl and land softly in her cube.
21:16Wow! Thanks to the computer, Tani now has a plan.
21:19Look how happy he is! His stick is waggling with joy!
21:23I'll have dinner with you too, Tani!
21:25No thanks Pintracilla!
21:26Our special effects team consists of 200 people with their respective 200 computers,
21:32all of them crammed into a 3x3 square meter cubicle.
21:36And even though the conditions are tough, they work hard to achieve spectacular hits like this one.
21:42And they can also turn a normal person into a geek.
21:45I'm not a geek! I'm a normal person!
21:48Indeed, this is a serious executive, with a wife and three children.
21:52But thanks to advances in special effects, look what we've transformed him into.
21:56A geek who knows every episode of Babylon 5 by heart and spends his days in a comic book store.
22:02Don't worry, kid! We'll get you back to normal later!
22:05No, please! I want to be a geek!
22:07Well, your special effects are rubbish!
22:09But how can you get away with it, right? Okay, we'll never win an Oscar. Okay, we'll never even win a golden turf.
22:16But it's not meant to be that harsh.
22:18Look, man, you shouldn't go through life like this, okay? Because it's very easy to send the virtual ball far away from you, where you'll never catch it.
22:24Come on, eat your words!
22:26Pepe, attack!
22:27Well, look, I still think the same.
22:29Oh really?
22:30Well, these effects are the worst.
22:31And what special effects do you like? Let's see.
22:34What effects do you like?
22:35The tomato ones.
22:36The tomato ones?
22:37Yes, the tomato ones. They resurrect the dead, making them look like they're alive.
22:41They are very well made, they are very realistic.
22:45As you've just seen, the best part of the show is me.
22:48This should be called the Pepe Show.
22:50But it can't be.
22:52By the way, there are thousands of people writing and complaining in the commentaries.
22:55I couldn't agree with you more.
22:57I hear them and I get these attacks in my head that feel like it's going to explode.
23:02His jokes were boring into my brain.
23:04Please, commentators, be quiet for a bit, please.
23:06I'm dying! I'm dying if you don't shut up!
23:09Pepe loves them very much, but now we are not going to be silent because it is time to sing Don Bra, Don Bra, Don Bra.
23:14Coo, coo, coo, coo, coo!
23:15In the sliding bowl.
23:17Let's keep talking to see if Pepe kicks the bucket once and for all, man.
23:21Come on, pirates!
23:22Yes, Don Bra, Don Bra, Don Bra!
23:24Many viewers have asked us what the pirate duo's singing means.
23:30Well, Don Bra, Don Bra, Don Bra.
23:31It's take, take, take.
23:33And co, co, co, co, co, co.
23:34Water, water, water.
23:35It's take, water.
23:37You just made that up right now, you bastards.
23:40Dom Bra, Don Bra, Don Bra!
23:44Well yes, this girl is right.
23:46We have no idea what Don Bra, Don Bra, Don Bra means.
23:49What we do know is that if you sing it and make a wish, it will come true immediately.
23:53This girl asked to have a child and look at him.
23:55There it is!
23:56I want to know where you got these two pirates.
24:00Dom Bra, Don Bra, Don Bra!
24:03Well, the truth is, if we told you, you wouldn't believe us.
24:06They are from a parallel dimension.
24:07The pirate dimension.
24:09There everyone is like them.
24:10So, it's the kingdom of fun.
24:12If you have time, visit it, you'll have a great time.
24:16I want to be the scriptwriter for the pirate duo!
24:19Dom Bra, Don Bra, Don Bra!
24:25Screenwriter of the pirate duo?
24:26But all they say is Don Bra, Don Bra, Don Bra.
24:29Well, we don't really need anyone, but seeing how you've worked your way down...
24:32Come on, we'll hire you!
24:34How cool!
24:35Pirate, say hello to your new screenwriter!
24:37What these pirates need is deeper dialogue.
24:40Nothing silly like Don Bra, Don Bra, Don Bra.
24:42They need to speak in a more cultured language.
24:44More cultured language in a yellow Moor?
24:46You know, I think you're fired.
24:48Hey, who invented this test?
24:50Oh! Dom Bra, Tom Bra, Tom Bra!
24:54Well, it was Taquesi who one day ran out of gas in his car and asked his henchmen to push it down a hill to see if it would start.
25:00The crash that Taquesi took was exactly the same as yours, but at least it gave me an idea to do this test.
25:05I'm a Looney Tunes!
25:06Of course, pirate!
25:07Dom Bra, Dom Bra, Dom Bra!
25:08Dom Bra, Dom Bra, Dom Bra, Dom Bra!
25:10Please, let him kill himself! Let the Looney Tunes kill himself!
25:13But why does he hate the Looney Tunes so much?
25:16I don't like it at all!
25:18I've been preparing for this moment for years!
25:21Dom Bra, Dom Bra, Dom Bra!
25:24Dom Bra, Dom Bra, Dom Bra!
25:26This girl with these vocal cords could have gone to Operación Triunfo, Factor, and Cris to the karaoke bar under her house.
25:33He chose to come to Humora to compete, Manu.
25:35You won't release an album with us, but you'll be happy.
25:41And we've saved the best and most impressive for last.
25:44In Nakasone Canyon, we'll tell you what happens behind the scenes while the show is being filmed.
25:50You're going to discover all the secrets!
25:53Step forward, step back!
25:54Step forward, step back!
25:56Hands forward, fists crossed, quick movements and olive the hearts!
26:00Dance pirate!
26:01Don't do it at home!
26:03To the bridge!
26:05Watch out for the crowd!
26:06This contestant is right.
26:08Behind the cameras, around 200,000 people work in yellow overalls.
26:12But let them do something useful there, 10 or 12, like in all programs.
26:15For example, the cameramen, they really work hard.
26:18They are in charge of obtaining these beautiful plans.
26:22This is a close-up shot.
26:23This is a general plan.
26:26And that's a real hit that just took the contestant away.
26:29The sound technicians also work hard.
26:32Listen to how those balls sound.
26:34Hey, not to mention the weavers who made that net, which can withstand anything, right?
26:41Hey, we don't work hard either.
26:43You don't have to work hard!
26:45When the show is being recorded there are a lot of nerves, running around, people shouting.
26:49But then it turns out it's because they're watching football.
26:51It has nothing to do with all this.
26:53But what nobody knows is that the balls have magnets.
26:56And the contestants' helmets too.
26:59And that's why the balls go directly to that part of the body.
27:03What did you think?
27:04That the pirates had such good aim?
27:07Well yes.
27:08When we are interested, we also have aim.
27:10What's happening?
27:11Bad people!
27:12Here I go!
27:13Behind the scenes things happen that no one sees.
27:16For example, it's very late and the bus taking the contestants back home is leaving.
27:21This loser knows that if he misses the bus he'll have to sleep in the Chinotaur's labyrinth with Paco and Juanito.
27:26That's why he runs out to see if he can catch him before he leaves.
27:29But no, kid.
27:31That's it, he's gone.
27:32You'll see how much fun you'll have tonight.
27:34You won't be grateful for missing the bus.
27:36Taxi!
27:36And finally, behind the cameras are all the international commentators who broadcast the program.
27:42Come on, this is like the World Cup.
27:44They are all crammed into very small booths, one next to the other.
27:47For example, on one side we have the American commentators.
27:50And on the other, to the Venusian commentators.
27:53Because this program is also seen on Venus, just so you know.
27:56Don't you believe it?
27:56Well, listen to how the Venusians laugh at this blow.
27:59Well, I'm going, the taxi has arrived.
28:05In yellow humor we work very hard.
28:07But the good stuff comes when the workday is over.
28:10Every night after work, we throw a party with an open bar.
28:13Although I don't usually say anything.
28:15It's a shame.
28:16But hey, it doesn't matter.
28:17We had a blast.
28:18Look how the party is.
28:29The recording of the yellow comedy show has finished.
28:34The workers and contestants are ready to forget about the stress they experienced during the day.
28:39Look, he's even a militant, what if he signed up?
28:41And that he doesn't work here anymore?
28:42Let's party!
28:50Let's party!
28:50Let's burn the night, man!
29:17If there's any girl interested in me, I'm here in the tower, come on up!
29:27And so the day ends in a yellow mood, with everyone dancing hand in hand in a giant circle.
29:40And now we have to cut it off because what comes next can no longer be broadcast at this time.
29:45Or as they say in Japanese, don't overdo it, we have to do another program tomorrow, okay?
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