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00:00One more day, Humor Amarillo is in danger of extinction.
00:04It seems incredible, but it's true.
00:05We get out of a bad situation only to get into a worse one.
00:08If no one does anything about it, today will be the last day we see things like this.
00:30The drama unfolded two days ago when Takeshi had arranged to meet up with some friends to play mus.
00:37To Japanese mus, of course.
00:38If I raise my eyebrows like that, it means I'm 31.
00:41Did you get it?
00:42Don't raise yours, because with those eyebrows your wig could fly off.
00:46Well, let's play, shall we?
00:47This Japanese deck is a bit uncomfortable.
00:50It's hard to shuffle, really.
00:51I prefer the Spanish version, as the cards are a little finer.
00:54Look at that mess of cards.
00:55Hey! Who's coming over there?
00:57Hi Takeshi, what's up?
00:59If it's Floren Cagapasta, a gambler, a speculator and a cat man.
01:02And a little mannered.
01:03Don't laugh so hard, Takeshi, because I'm going to fleece you.
01:06Inside these boxes are thousands of 100 euro bills.
01:12He's funny, the fucker, huh?
01:13It's a shame there's no room for it at Mass.
01:16You, get out of here.
01:17I'll give you 50 euros and you let me have the spot, come on.
01:20You've convinced me, Floren.
01:24Could you give me 50 euros too?
01:26Or me, Floren?
01:27Floren Cagapasta had been trying to buy the land of humor amarillo for a long time
01:31build a housing development.
01:33This was his big chance.
01:35Well, handsome or not?
01:36I bet 50 million.
01:38My goodness.
01:40Okay, okay.
01:41I'll bet on a yellow against your 50 million.
01:43What do you think, Florin?
01:45But look, I'm not going to bet with my cards.
01:47I'm going to bet with Junior's cards.
01:49I'm that cool.
01:50Oh, Takeshi!
01:51We just lost.
01:52You'd be a fool if you told me you had double partners.
01:57We just ran out of yellow humor because of you.
01:59And this is what's happening right now in the yellow humor studios.
02:03The demolition has begun.
02:04But there is still hope.
02:06We can still save Takeshi's legendary castle and our jobs in the process.
02:10As those signs say, we just need to raise enough money to pay off the debt Takeshi has incurred.
02:1750 million enal.
02:18And to achieve this we have brought the best of the best.
02:20A group of contestants willing to give their lives to save the show.
02:24They know that the better the dirty tricks they make, the more people will watch the show and the more donations we'll get.
02:30So call 444-Takeshi on the phone and give us all your money, because...
02:34Yellow humor needs you!
02:36Yellow humor needs you!
03:06I've been told that there's a contestant who has promised to eat a kilo of alfajores if we raise the money.
03:11One question, why alfajores?
03:13For some reason?
03:13Because I like them.
03:15It's a good reason.
03:16Guys, girls, I know we can do it.
03:18Your sacrifice will not be in vain.
03:20But yes, first of all I have to send you all...
03:22Let's get to it!
03:23No, no, no, I can't finish a good yellow one that I'm saving up to buy an apartment.
03:31Please send us money as soon as possible, otherwise I'll have to find a job doing whatever I can, or I'll have to sell my body to make a living.
03:37And the contestants rush madly to face the first obstacle.
03:41The Little Wall of China.
03:43Knowing what's at stake, we've spared no expense today.
03:46To make the fall on the other side of the wall more spectacular, we have added snow.
03:50But of course, since we're short on budget, this is all the snow we could buy, look.
03:55But it doesn't matter, because we have the contestants...
03:58...who land on their asses giving it their all.
04:00And to better appreciate the titanic effort of the participants, let's watch it in slow motion.
04:05In slow motion we can also see the enormous rear ends of some people, which it is not unusual for them to struggle to raise.
04:11Dear viewers, aren't they giving you a good time? Aren't their hopes and dreams moving you?
04:17If the answer is yes, I wonder.
04:19But what are you waiting for to call and fork over the dough?
04:22But look at what Harry has riding on, look how they crash into the mud.
04:27Listen to their screams, their pleas, how desperately they ask for the yellow humor not to end.
04:33Even General Tani contributes his grain of sand to this difficult task, without complaining, without whining.
04:42Hey, I'm not going to help these people, I have a bad back and they weigh a fortune.
04:45And they are also useless.
04:47Man, please, he will be miserable.
04:49There are contestants who are capable of the impossible.
04:52It seemed impossible, but he swallowed mud.
04:54Others go beyond their strength for yellow humor.
04:57Especially those below.
05:00Oh, I'm so tired, I can't take it anymore, I'm throwing myself away.
05:02I won!
05:04Even Pepe, shoulder up.
05:06Yes, you better push, my shoulder is hurt.
05:09Hey, do you know if all the titis have passed yet?
05:11It's to help someone.
05:12Don't think badly, eh, you bastards?
05:14Come on, the whistle is blowing.
05:16Well, I'm going to interview the eliminated contestants, come on.
05:18Don't ask for more, I made it for you exhausted.
05:20Also, I didn't want to get my tracksuit dirty.
05:22How tiring, mother.
05:23He has to turn 18, I'm in terrible shape.
05:25Juanito Calvicie knows that today is a very important day and that's why he's taking a shower.
05:42His brother Ildefonso Calvicie polishes his baldness for the same reason.
05:46To the labyrinth!
05:47And the first contestant heads without thinking to the entrance of terror.
05:50The door that leads to the labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
05:54All the contestants are very focused because they know that the better the dirty trick,
05:58the more likely we are to get the money to pay Takeshi's debt.
06:02Well this one doesn't seem very concentrated.
06:04In fact, it seems to happen quite a bit.
06:06No, no, now he's feeling brave, now he's feeling brave, you'll see.
06:08I don't know, I see her as very listless.
06:10Look at her, how unenthusiastic.
06:12What a sad way to fall into the water.
06:14Hey, what is that guy dressed as?
06:16I would say Ephebe, but with socks and sneakers.
06:19Here I go!
06:20Well, no more nonsense.
06:22If the contestants don't start doing spectacular things,
06:24May Juanito and Ildefonso inclement them!
06:27Come on, give it to the monkey!
06:28But hey, what is this?
06:30Hey, we're not going anywhere like this, are we?
06:33Don't lose hope, this boy with glasses promises.
06:36What does it promise?
06:37He promises he'll put it in.
06:38I just don't see it, huh?
06:40The kid hesitates too much.
06:43Well, look, he was right.
06:44He hasn't embedded his glasses in Milagro's forehead.
06:48And this guy?
06:50What is this? A cat or a mouse?
06:52Well, I would say... I would say it's a cat.
06:54But no, it's about a mouse.
06:56He's more afraid than ashamed!
06:58Go on, go inside, and you'll see what happens to the mice in the Chinotaur's labyrinth.
07:03But... but... but... but... what is this?
07:06The image has slowed down, with Ildefonso and Juanito carrying ankle weights.
07:10Or so they have been bribed, because they have let it pass.
07:12What a shame!
07:13This boy has promised us a show.
07:16He says he is able to clap with his feet in the air.
07:19Well, the guy goes straight into the water.
07:21Wait, the moment has come.
07:23Oops! He almost made it!
07:25So far the show is pretty average.
07:28I think we should make someone cry.
07:30This girl, for example.
07:31There it is, but if he entered the labyrinth radiating happiness.
07:35Well, look, it seems he's not so happy anymore.
07:36Listen to the screams he makes.
07:39Well, Juanito and Ildefonso, make her cry.
07:42Let's see if we get some donations.
07:44But the aunt is splitting her sides.
07:47Mari, cry! Come on, you've been eliminated!
07:51Hey, are you coming to my caravan?
07:55This never fails.
07:56And we still have 82 human beings willing to do anything to save yellow humor.
08:01If you send me money, I'm willing to give myself 6 or 7 blows like this.
08:07Even if necessary, I dress up as a bird.
08:12Here is your dear Pepe.
08:14I'm a man of my word, eh?
08:15If you want to see me hook up with a Playboy bunny, don't change the channel.
08:19Because it's going to be right now.
08:20Come on, touch my whistle, Tani.
08:22To the rabbit!
08:23And here I go, my love!
08:26But hey, is that the Playboy bunny?
08:28Well, how things have changed.
08:29Pepe had to be tricked somehow.
08:32Many viewers want to see us gas him.
08:35Well then, money will be pouring in right now.
08:38He didn't even get it with the stuffed animals, mother.
08:40And what are you laughing at, you wretches?
08:41To the bonijon!
08:43With that bellow, this contestant reminds us that we are in...
08:46A Chinaman flew over the cuckoo's nest.
08:49The test in the quique is to catch a rabbit to take it to the nest.
08:51To the cuckoo's nest, of course, because rabbits live in burrows.
08:54And we've already seen what happens to failed cuckoos.
08:57They are gassed without mercy.
08:58This contestant is going to try to catch the rabbit with the nacasones.
09:02Something very complicated, especially considering that the birds' nacasones are rather small.
09:07Well, it has been said when giving a drink.
09:09Oh my god, what a stench! Jesus!
09:11Instead, this girl is going to try it with wings.
09:14A clearly wrong decision.
09:17Because when has a bird ever been seen that picks things up with its wings?
09:20The monkey bird can do it.
09:22I know if I want to, of course.
09:23Now for a little gas and a little interview.
09:25What do you mean birds don't pick things up with their wings?
09:29That's ignorance, please.
09:30Have you seen any?
09:32Well, look at my canary.
09:33It is also true that he plays the trumpet and that is not very normal for a canary.
09:36But he does, I swear, I swear he does.
09:38And pay attention, because this man says he can catch the rabbit after doing a 360-degree turn.
09:44Bah, not even 180.
09:46This one only knows how to do one thing well.
09:48To be gassed.
09:50Look how well he dies.
09:51And now let's hear a real scream.
09:56Gosh, it's drilled into my eardrum.
09:58It must have scared even the rabbit.
10:00And what is that foam rubber?
10:01And by scaring the poor bunny, he escapes from the nest and receives his share of toxic gas.
10:06It looks more like laughing gas.
10:07And we end this round of A Chinese Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest with a very special participant.
10:13He is the brother-in-law's Japanese cousin.
10:15And in case there was any doubt, after passing the test, the kid is going to smile at us.
10:20Hey, now don't be shy, smile.
10:22Come on, smile, man.
10:24Brother-in-law!
10:26And while we watch the rerun of the brother-in-law, we have some great news to share.
10:31Thanks to your contributions, we've raised enough money for Takeshi to pay off his gambling debt.
10:36Yellow humor is saved!
10:37Let's connect with Takeshi to see how he's celebrating.
10:39Well, it seems he's celebrating badly because he's back at the casino to gamble.
10:43Yellow humor is in danger again!
10:45It's your turn, Junior!
10:46Well, he put my teddy bear!
10:48I see it!
10:50And I put everything up.
10:51But before I go any further, I'm going to put this on.
10:54What's that?
10:56Don't you see it?
10:58A pair of glasses with a rearview mirror.
11:00Have you put on your glasses?
11:01No, man, no!
11:02It's so they don't cheat me.
11:04Attention!
11:05A stranger enters!
11:06Oh, the little camera!
11:08Leave the serve there, beautiful!
11:09And don't look at the cards I see, okay?
11:11And I'm looking at you too, Junior!
11:13Well, I'm playing yellow humor, look.
11:15And these are my letters.
11:16What do you think, huh?
11:16I've beaten you!
11:18I've beaten you!
11:19I've beaten you!
11:20But Takeshi, if you have two spade aces, that's worthless.
11:24I don't know if it's Mickey, man.
11:26It's cheating!
11:27But who are you going with, you wretch?
11:29I lost again because of you!
11:30Now I'll have to ask for money again so they don't take the program away from me!
11:33We have to save yellow humor again!
11:35Yellow humor I need you again!
11:37Mintra, filla, thanks for coming!
11:39I know we gave you short notice.
11:41I'm only 97 and you certainly can't say you're the best of the best.
11:45Especially you.
11:46You are too tall.
11:47Taller than me.
11:48And I don't like that.
11:49Contestants must always be shorter than the host.
11:52Yes or no?
11:53If you want, I'll bend down.
11:55I like your attitude, kid.
11:56But I think it's better if you walk on your knees.
11:59So it would only reach my waist.
12:01Does that seem okay to you?
12:02Okay, Tani.
12:03Great.
12:03Well, now all I have left to do is ask.
12:05I'm willing to do anything to save humor amarillo!
12:10But Mario, what's wrong with you now?
12:12She wanted the program to end.
12:15If you want, we can go to my caravan to see it.
12:17Do you want it?
12:19Hello, pirates.
12:20Maybe you see me younger.
12:21It's that you're going to put the operating room and I've removed some wrinkles.
12:25Hey, tell them how handsome I am.
12:27Tell him, come on.
12:28You look so handsome!
12:29But let's not talk about me anymore!
12:31Next, in tribute to Takeshi, we're going to play a hand of cards with the contestants.
12:36Let's see, pirates.
12:37The king of cups is back!
12:39You can place your bets by calling 444 Takeshi on the phone.
12:42The money raised will go directly to the foundation.
12:45Let's save yellow humor.
12:46And those who guess correctly will win a weekend at an abandoned spa.
12:50Let the bets begin.
12:52Who will win the next hand?
12:54And now, pirates, for the Jack of Spades.
12:58I said swords, not clubs.
13:01That, that's the one with swords.
13:04Six!
13:05Bingo!
13:06Hand number six goes easily.
13:09Hey!
13:10This one has fallen asleep!
13:11Number eight expected to win and was greatly disappointed.
13:15Hold the letter for me, okay?
13:16Don't let it move!
13:18Pirates for the knight of gold!
13:20Fight between hand one and hand two.
13:22Finally the two of them lead the horse to water.
13:24The two!
13:25Bingo!
13:26Not one.
13:26The lost one, huh.
13:29No!
13:29No!
13:30No!
13:30I am number one!
13:32I'm number one!
13:33Leave me!
13:34Mother, what a genius!
13:35And now all of them!
13:36Go for the three of clubs!
13:38The number ten rushes and throws itself at the three of cups.
13:41I guess at that distance you'll have realized that it's a mistake.
13:44Draw the three of clubs, pirates!
13:46And this time it really is!
13:47This time number one manages to be the top of the class!
13:51Let's see, one!
13:52Bingo for one!
13:54Oh, how bad this jack is, please!
13:56Go for the jack of diamonds!
13:58Hand number ten has been injured.
14:00He has sprained his little finger.
14:02The fight is between three and four and moves on to the next phase.
14:05Four, bingo!
14:06It's time to do an interview.
14:08To the loser, of course.
14:11Since I've come to fuck up!
14:13But the cards are huge, kid!
14:15Yeah, but you can't see anything through that hole!
14:18Well, this has been the interview with the stupid hand of the day.
14:21Now!
14:41Heard the hairdresser!
14:42Here's to you, handsome guys!
14:45I just heard a joke and I didn't get it!
14:47Oh, wait!
14:48Now yes, now yes!
14:49I hate you, makeup artist!
14:59Let's save yellow humor!
15:01All right, little beak!
15:01To the circuit!
15:02Welcome to Hirohito Circuit!
15:05The test of all yellow humor tests.
15:07Here, contestants must be quick-jumping, have quick reflexes, and, above all, look before crossing.
15:13Under normal circumstances, your goal would be to pass the test.
15:16But today, for reasons we all know, they'll try to make their falls and hits simply spectacular.
15:23Because we know that you, wise viewer, only watch this show for that reason.
15:26Well, for that and for our funny comments.
15:29But with our boundless grace, we can't expect people to fork over money.
15:33On the other hand, what wouldn't I pay to see what happens to this girl if the robot gets to the finish line before her?
15:39Well, I don't know, millions. But I don't think it's going to be necessary. He just ate the edge with potatoes.
15:46And is that the pool is quite big?
15:48Show them, animal! Show them how big the pool is!
15:50No, thanks! No need, huh!
15:52Yes, silly! Look how big it is!
15:56I'm a mental joker!
15:57What do I see with the bib!
16:01What a shame, really! But that's life. There are contestants who only come to Humor Amarillo for the free food.
16:07But it seems that the one in the bib has had indigestion.
16:11Let the show begin!
16:14And although it may seem incredible, this man has managed to keep his white jumpsuit spotless.
16:18But it has been thanks to this, because he is a very prudent man.
16:22He's also in very good physical shape. He's an athlete.
16:24What a spectacular somersault!
16:27And he's also a very good soccer goalkeeper.
16:31Where did he just go?
16:33To the selection now!
16:35Here I go!
16:37This woman is a great example for the other contestants.
16:41He has a terrible flu.
16:42But despite his illness, he has come to compete in yellow humor.
16:46That is a spirit of sacrifice and the rest is nonsense.
16:50It's also true that because of the flu she hasn't eaten for three days and is a little weak.
16:54Oh, and so much! He almost sank into the trampoline.
16:57And that's already difficult.
16:58That's why we asked the man in black throwing the four-pointer to throw it softly.
17:03Although it doesn't matter much because he almost threw it away on the way back.
17:06But don't be confused.
17:07If we've let him get this far, if we've made things so easy for him, it's for a reason.
17:12For this reason.
17:12Because he doesn't need anyone's help to get himself into trouble.
17:16Of course, this deserves a real interview.
17:19Thank you so much from the whole team for the beating you just gave yourself.
17:23Oh, how embarrassing, please!
17:24How shy!
17:25Please, what a disgrace!
17:26Hey, I see that you're not bad at all, huh?
17:28I'm still sick, Pipi.
17:29Hey, that handkerchief you wipe over your face is the one you use to blow your nose.
17:33It's going to burn calories!
17:34Let's see if we get this straight once and for all.
17:36This is a contest, not a gym.
17:38Also, this one is going to burn.
17:40If not, you can lift a lot of weight.
17:41It has fallen down with a small stone in A.
17:43Let him learn from the man in black.
17:45What does Aerovi do every day?
17:46My lady!
17:47What can we expect from your husband today?
17:49Well, the usual.
17:50Many people have called saying they will give money if the Chinese Cudeiro wins today.
17:53Phew, how difficult!
17:54He has no faith.
17:56I won't get it!
17:57I'm going!
17:58The Chinese Cudeiro has a great responsibility on his shoulders today.
18:02There are viewers willing to pay a fortune to watch a show where the Chinese Cudeiro wins.
18:06Well, this isn't going to be it.
18:08Damn you! You let that Chinese Cudeiro kill himself!
18:15I'm going to ring the bell.
18:16This man is a born loser.
18:18That's why we brought him to this program.
18:20His wife left him the same day he was fired from his job.
18:23The same day he found out he was adopted.
18:25The same day they told him he needed a filling in his wisdom tooth.
18:29With so many misfortunes we are assured of a spectacular blow.
18:32Well, I don't know what to tell you because it's going pretty well so far.
18:35That's what his wife told him the day before she left him.
18:38Everything's going pretty well, honey!
18:39Well, keep going.
18:41That's what his boss told him the day before he fired him.
18:44You're on the right track, Martinez!
18:45But I think it's going to make it to the end, huh?
18:47No, it can't be.
18:49Please don't let this stop us from continuing to send money to the Yellow Humor Foundation.
18:53Remember, call 444 Parks and the Device.
18:57We need you!
18:59The 43 remaining contestants need you!
19:02That their sacrifice is in vain!
19:04The situation is critical.
19:06Due to budget cuts, we had to lay off the cook.
19:09And they've entrusted me with the catering for the program.
19:12Contestants!
19:12Let's eat!
19:13It's mine, come on.
19:15Contestants!
19:16The food!
19:16He's so into it that he wants to come and lend a hand!
19:19Thank you, Takeshi's aunt!
19:21And this is what Talfilla has lost to Takeshi!
19:23The cards!
19:24But we are going to correct the mistake.
19:26Let's go to the raffle!
19:27You know that whoever takes them out will die a hero.
19:30History will go down!
19:31Well, bad luck, 9.
19:33Let's see if you can do it.
19:35No!
19:35The 10!
19:36You have the face of a swordsman, kid!
19:38Come on!
19:38The 7th!
19:39What's happening?
19:39Don't we have noses or what?
19:40Let's see, torrent!
19:41Nothing!
19:42The 3rd!
19:42Not bad!
19:43Girl!
19:44Come on, you got number 8!
19:45Shit!
19:46Who is the brave one who takes them out?
19:47Well, 2, okay.
19:48This one, the Umbreras, the 5th.
19:50Well, I only have three cards left and one of them is the Ace!
19:53You're not going to be crushed!
19:54Who will be the chosen one?
19:56All right, champ!
19:57You did it!
19:58And you haven't looked bad either, have you?
20:00The 4th.
20:01Starts!
20:01I'm not a fool!
20:02I am a person!
20:04The contestants have been placed with their backs to the ball
20:07and they are waiting for the coup de grace to sound.
20:09Funny because it's funny, not for anything else.
20:12And the only one who has dared to look death in the face is the 2.
20:15The others were caught off guard.
20:17Yes, but they have saved themselves a lot of attention.
20:19Why didn't you want to look at the ball?
20:20Because it is imposing.
20:22And what does one thing have to do with the other?
20:23Well, because I understood that they were going to throw a naked lady at us.
20:27What a shame, really!
20:28Second round, pills.
20:32So many thinkers won't make a sad voice.
20:34All right, you're a champion and the!
20:37And once again the contestants have chosen to turn their backs on reality.
20:41Except for two brave people, no one dares to face the facts.
20:44And the two who dared are now on the ground.
20:46Ah, what is the ground?
20:48Well, I'm going for it too.
20:50Round three, pills!
20:52Let's see if we change our glasses, eh?
20:54Well, they don't have bad eyesight!
20:57I love your toupee, you little pill!
20:59And 3D Colofonics likes it too.
21:01And where did you leave your motorcycle?
21:03A 7, not bad.
21:04Why are you smiling, you bastard?
21:06What a scare, huh!
21:08You touch yourself!
21:09And for the third time in a row, there's only one contestant willing to show his face.
21:13Of course, because in the case of 1, it is a difficult choice.
21:16And it's better to have your stomach ripped out or your back broken.
21:19Attention, because one of the biggest bowling massacres in the history of yellow humor has occurred!
21:24Thanks to this, our switchboard is jammed with donations from viewers who don't want the yellow humor to end.
21:29We did it! We got the money!
21:31I'm so glad, man!
21:33That's great news!
21:35I'm so happy!
21:37Hey, your face looks familiar. I've seen you somewhere.
21:39In an advertisement, yes.
21:40About what?
21:41Well, toothpaste.
21:43Look, the slogan is
21:44Buy brave toothpaste and your teeth will shine!
21:47Yes! That's subliminal advertising!
21:50Mari, Mari! And now why are you crying?
21:52Because he saw Takeshi take all the money we raised and take it to a casino.
21:56Will you come to my face so I can comfort you?
22:01Well, I'm playing for a yellow monkey again.
22:03That this time he won for sure.
22:05I'm so happy, guys. I'm so happy.
22:08Takeshi, I got you!
22:10I'm not cheating, I swear, I swear.
22:12I don't know where that letter came from, but it's not mine, I swear.
22:15No, really, I wasn't trying to cheat, no.
22:18That this letter is not mine.
22:19My daughter was watching you and saw you cheating.
22:22And he who cheats, loses.
22:24Well, come on, let's keep playing.
22:26Nothing happened. I have a poker.
22:28No, Takeshi, you've lost a yellow monkey again.
22:31No, no, that didn't happen.
22:32Come on, Junior, get your money out. We have to get a yellow jumpsuit back.
22:35But I'm bald, Takeshi.
22:36And what do we do? Do we call the contestants again?
22:39Well yes, Takeshi, we have no other choice.
22:41So, a yellow monkey needs you.
22:44And there are already three.
22:46And two villas.
22:47An old monk and Saulin once told me.
22:49In this life there are never two without three.
22:52I hope we don't get past three.
22:55Well, come on, let's get down to business!
23:00To the ranón!
23:02For yellow humor!
23:03We are in...
23:05The crazy frog!
23:07The geeky version of the colt.
23:08The game, of course, not the instrument of torture.
23:11Here the contestants not only have to stay on the frog,
23:14but they must also throw that pink bat to the ground.
23:18And they should not throw it away in any way,
23:19but with the stream of water that comes out of that strange gun.
23:22If the contestant, in this case a female contestant,
23:25He doesn't keep his balance, this happens, he falls.
23:27But what happens if he stays on the frog and doesn't throw the bat?
23:30To the ranón!
23:32Come for Zurullito!
23:34Indeed, if he doesn't manage to throw the bat, Zurullito will come.
23:38Well, I don't know if we'll see Zurullito now,
23:40because this one already has problems going up.
23:42So I'm afraid it's going to go down at lightning speed.
23:45Man of little faith.
23:47This woman is not only going to hold on to the frog like a champ,
23:49but he is also going to do a parody of the famous scene from the law of desire with Tania.
23:53Oh yeah?
23:54Oh, well I'd like to see it.
23:55Water me, water me, sir, to the seller!
23:57Water me!
23:58How beautiful! I almost liked it more than the original.
24:00And since the contestant has not managed to knock down the bat and remains on the frog,
24:04let's meet Zurullito.
24:10Lao, lao!
24:11Well, it's almost more profitable to lie on the ground.
24:16To the ranón!
24:18Hello good.
24:20This good woman has confessed to us off camera that she is not in very good shape.
24:23He hesitated until the last moment whether he should get on the frog.
24:26As you can see, she is a thin woman, very little.
24:31And just having to hold onto the frog is a real effort for her.
24:35But despite all that, he wants to contribute to the salvation of yellow humor.
24:40And if it's not by passing the test, it will be with Zurullito's toxic gases.
24:44And if not with that, it will be by answering the toxic questions of our reporter Pepe Livingston.
24:51Does something hurt? Let's see, what hurts?
24:53Down here.
24:54Down there? You need to do more gymnastics.
24:57I have a stationary bike in my garage.
25:00To the ranón!
25:02Here I go!
25:03Hey, by the way, how many calls have we had so far?
25:05Let me see none.
25:08None?
25:09Has no one called to make a measly donation to the Yellow Humor Foundation?
25:13Nobody. Have they called the last two times?
25:15Closing, this requires extreme measures.
25:18Something radical must be done.
25:19It must be done now.
25:20That's it.
25:21Even if she falls, gas her, Zurullito.
25:23But, but that's too cruel.
25:25And we are too desperate.
25:27Go ahead, Zurullito!
25:34Poor thing. And she's been cruel, huh?
25:36What you have to do is go to this program.
25:39To the ranón!
25:40Long live the show!
25:42And since we're desperate, we've called a professional contestant from Humor Amarillo.
25:46Whenever we call her, she assures us of a great show.
25:49Today he's going to do his special issue on the frog.
25:51It's going to come undone, and at the same time it's going to water Tani.
25:54And to top it all off, he's going to knock the bat down with his eyes.
25:57But that's not asking too much.
25:59We have no other choice.
26:01Water me, Piltracilla! Water me!
26:03It's true, it's coming apart at the seams.
26:05It's going to fly off, but in pieces.
26:08And pay attention, because now is the time.
26:12He takes a dirty look at the bat and throws it away.
26:14Oh my goodness, this girl is a real genius!
26:16The lady can now go home, she has fulfilled her Yellow Humor.
26:19As we hope the remaining contestants, which are only eight, will perform.
26:25Good heavens, how few!
26:26This is terrible!
26:27At one, at two, and at...
26:30I'm rehearsing to jump off a bridge because I'm desperate.
26:33Please, if we don't get the money, Humor Amarillo will become a housing development.
26:38Call now! Call now!
26:39Even if it's just so I don't do anything crazy.
26:41And traffic, if I have this ball and that is a bridge!
26:44Where are we?
26:46At a fashion show for laughing bald men, no.
26:49We are in...
26:51To the canyon!
26:52Exactly! In the Nakasone Canyons!
26:54Since so few contestants believe us, we decided not to be too hard on them.
26:59We're not going to shoot them in the head.
27:00And don't say head, they'll get scared.
27:02How are they going to be scared?
27:03Look at him, terrified.
27:04He heard the word head and he messed up.
27:07Guys, we mean it.
27:08Let's be good.
27:09I know we've said that before, but now it's true.
27:12This one thinks it's regular.
27:14He came in trembling.
27:15You see, silly?
27:16We didn't shoot at the pot!
27:18They are innocent kicks in the feet.
27:20What's wrong with these contestants?
27:21They're a little weak, aren't they?
27:23No, not a little weak.
27:24So far, the ones that have come out are very weak.
27:27Let's see if this changes things a bit.
27:30Let's see.
27:31Look, a kick in the foot, no bad intentions.
27:35You won't tell us that's why you're going to fall.
27:36No, not because of that.
27:37It's going to fall on its own.
27:38Oh, oh, this smells really bad to me.
27:40But if we get rid of the few contestants we have left,
27:43that some of them are not exactly young,
27:46How are we going to get the money we are missing?
27:48How much longer, guys?
27:50The contestant is right.
27:51How much money have we raised?
27:53Let me check the internet.
27:56We have exactly zero euros and zero cents.
27:59Heavens!
28:00This is a tragedy!
28:01We have to go for it.
28:03We need to stop this nonsense.
28:04The crowd is clamoring for a shot to the head.
28:07Heads up, boys!
28:08To the head!
28:10Another missed opportunity.
28:11And now we only have two contestants left.
28:13What do we do?
28:14If we hit them in the melon, the program is over.
28:17And if we don't give them, viewers won't make donations.
28:19With so much doubt, this contestant has fallen on us on his own.
28:23Well, now we only have this one left.
28:25I think the best solution is to hit him in the knee with a ball.
28:27The most spectacular, but I think it will serve to raise money for Ojo.
28:31The knee!
28:32Come on, go for the knee!
28:33Lower your knees, you bastards!
28:35Oh, that's it!
28:36Has it not served any purpose?
28:38Nothing.
28:38The count remains at zero.
28:39Well, to the ass!
28:40Shoot him in the ass!
28:41Good!
28:42It worked!
28:43No, nobody here spends a penny.
28:44Well, on the back!
28:45Shoot in the back!
28:47No, it still doesn't work.
28:48The contestant has reached the end and I think he has yellow humor too.
28:52Marie!
28:53And now why are you crying?
28:54Well, because they are going to destroy the yellow humor scenery.
28:57This is the end.
28:58Aren't we going to the calabana to cry?
29:02Let's say goodbye before the bulldozers come in.
29:04But wait a minute, if one contestant wins, who are all these people?
29:07Take them, yes, let's see.
29:11Pilgrafilla, the time has come for demolition!
29:14What are you?
29:15The workers who have come to destroy our beloved program?
29:18No, we are a group of wealthy businessmen.
29:20And what are they doing here?
29:21Where will they say they have come to save yellow humor?
29:23Well, that's what we're going to do.
29:25I think it's great, but don't give the money to Takeshi, he'll spend it again.
29:30Let's go celebrate!
29:32Hey, Maria, are you getting on my nerves with all this crying, huh?
29:36Poor thing, leave her, she's crying with joy now.
29:38That yellow humor has been saved by the skin of its teeth.
29:40Come on, the three of them are going to celebrate in front of me!
29:42Or as they say in Japanese, gambling addiction is very bad!
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