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00:00Go for it, guys! Throw everything you have at them! Come on!
00:03Will these three poor monsters survive what is coming their way?
00:10Will the shark finally eat that bald guy in its mouth?
00:16And most importantly, will you, Pinacho, the children's friend, survive the terrifying Nakasone canyons?
00:30In the previous program...
00:49Tani has conquered Takeshi's castle and turned it into a party hall for her colleagues.
00:54Meanwhile, Takeshi Jr. travels to Monster Island to recruit allies to help them recover.
01:00And so they manage to gather the most geeky army of monsters ever born to fight against Tani.
01:06Some of them are... Godzilla, the rock monster.
01:10Go, go, that monster guitar!
01:12Shark, still carrying in its mouth the last victim it devoured.
01:15Shark loves to eat his food slowly.
01:19The bald guy with the mouth was almost drowned on several occasions.
01:22You will get it today.
01:23The centaur has also joined Takeshi's army.
01:27Half horse, half human.
01:30And a pair of fireballs who are husband and wife, but who get along phenomenally, of course they do.
01:35Among the monsters is also the giant centipede who fights to give his children a better future.
01:41And Dracula Cudeiro, a somewhat silly vampire, all that needs to be said,
01:45that instead of sucking the blood of the pirate duo, he jumped through a tube, came out through a hole
01:51and as expected, he died!
01:55No! You killed her!
01:57Ah, no, that was a repeat.
01:59And there's also Conchi, Ultraman's ex-girlfriend, who wants to get back with him.
02:03Yes, in the previous chapter we had spectacular fights,
02:06But that was only the beginning, because today the final battle will take place.
02:11Welcome to the night of the fricazos monsters, part two and final.
02:15And this is where we pick up our story.
02:17We're at Consumo Gusto and Godzilla has to fight Ultragale.
02:21Godzilla is really looking forward to Ultragale, because in his last movie, Godzilla vs. Ultragale,
02:26The girl gave him a beating that left him stiff.
02:29According to Ultragale, it was nothing personal, she followed the script, but Godzilla got angry, and rightly so, of course.
02:34Yes, because it takes the poor monster like 100 movies trying to destroy the world,
02:39and at the end of all of them they end up killing him.
02:41And for the first time in human history, Godzilla has managed to win.
02:44Ultragale surrenders at his feet.
02:46I think your little eyes make you fall in love, huh?
02:48Grab my good one, eh, junior!
02:51But who touched me? Who touched me?
02:53The lady!
02:54The lady is a cheat, man, she's a cheat!
02:56The famous superhero Musculman will have to compete against the lady.
03:00Musculman is a very whiny wrestling fighter.
03:02He's like a football coach, he complains about everything.
03:05He always believes that the referee's decisions are hurting him.
03:09What happened, Musculman?
03:11What a package!
03:12I'll tell you!
03:13But I've missed you, darling, man, that's cheating!
03:18Oh! You're going to turn purple, with Ultragale!
03:21The Gingerbread Man will have to fight Ultragale!
03:24Don't be fooled by appearances.
03:26Although the gingerbread man looks like a tasty cookie, he is a fearsome fighter.
03:30He has been cooked in the oven and has come out alive.
03:33He was dunked in a glass of milk and didn't drown.
03:36And he managed to escape from a daycare full of children without a single bite.
03:40Given this information, you can already get an idea that we are not dealing with a normal gingerbread man.
03:45Due to his great achievements he was hired to act in the two Shrek films.
03:48To his long list of feats he now adds that of having finished off Ultragale.
03:52Although poor Dulce is exhausted.
03:55But let's interview him.
03:56How are you?
03:56That's why I thought I could be beaten, but my cookie fists have proven to be stronger.
04:01What fists you have!
04:02Pure fiber!
04:03It's because the pastry chef who molded me put a lot of love into it.
04:06She stayed up all night cooking for me.
04:08Can I give you a little bite on your fist?
04:10Meanwhile at Takeshi's castle, which is now Tani's castle...
04:14They're getting closer, Pepe! I can feel it!
04:16I think they're going to kill me! They're coming for me!
04:18They're finished! Killed by the nougat! Come on, to the nougat!
04:21Tani, relax, relax. I have what you need.
04:24Look, ACME brand tranquilizer pills.
04:26Take a few and you'll see how you improve.
04:28More for me, just in case. More for me.
04:30Come on, come inside, without fear.
04:32Wow, no water or anything!
04:33I'll give you the contraindications just in case.
04:35Look, be very careful.
04:36Don't take more than three in a row because you'll be traveling to a colorful country and feeling like a bee.
04:42How odd!
04:44Well, I think I'm going to have a few.
04:46Hey, you've been kicked out.
04:50And here we have the lake monster, Nex.
04:52To the toilet monster and the cookie monster.
04:55This trio of monsters are going to have to endure an earthquake in Yamamoto.
05:00Look at how they move, what a gait they have.
05:02So then people say that monsters can't dance.
05:05Attention, because the toilet monster has fallen.
05:07Be careful when you are sitting quietly on the toilet reading a magazine because he can sneak up on you.
05:11Cookie Monster has been without sweets for a minute and couldn't resist.
05:15And finally only the Nex Lake monster remains standing.
05:17Now competing are the ghost with the long neck, the giant olive stuffed with anchovy, and the gingerbread man.
05:23Look how well they look together.
05:25I'm thinking of forming a music group with them.
05:27It would be called Monster G and I have already written his first hit song.
05:30My girlfriend is a zombie.
05:31Let's see, sing it a little, let's see.
05:33My girlfriend is a zombie.
05:36He is a living dead.
05:38That song already exists, huh.
05:40Only instead of girlfriend, it's boyfriend.
05:42Tell me what you say.
05:43Well, it is a coincidence.
05:44Hey, look, a giant olive tree lying on the ground.
05:46A gingerbread man dancing like he's at a disco.
05:49A guy with an elongated neck.
05:50Don't you think we've gone too far with the geekiness?
05:52Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!
06:04I'm Captain Chucky and these are my Ultramen.
06:08Go for it, boys!
06:11The monsters want to get here, but we will stop them.
06:15It's time for cakes.
06:17The three monsters have to get to the top of the hill.
06:20So that?
06:20What do you mean, why?
06:21Why do the monsters want to get to the top of the hill?
06:24Well, to continue the path to Tani's castle.
06:27Yeah, but there must have been an alternative route so we wouldn't have to go through here and eat all those rocks.
06:32Man, maybe there was another way, but since the monsters don't have the Kamsa guide, they've taken this one, which is the shortest.
06:37And pay attention, because now only the toilet monster remains standing.
06:40He is a monster who is always depressed and has suicidal instincts.
06:44Yes, and there he is. He just killed himself. He went for the rock.
06:48What this monster has to deal with on a daily basis is very hard.
06:50Oh, how scary! There are Chinese ghosts there! Die, traitors!
06:54Chinese ghosts are characterized, apart from being ghosts, by the fact that they hop around.
07:00Damn, that must be so tiring. Going anywhere must take you ages.
07:04Well, in return, no one can beat him when it comes to skipping.
07:07Well, the truth is that Chinese ghosts are funnier than normal ones.
07:10Those who wear a white sheet and chains.
07:12The Chinese are cool, because they jump and are funny. Look, look how they fall.
07:16The normal ones just go "uuuh, uuuh," they're annoying and boring, they have no topic of conversation or anything.
07:22They are super free, they do karate and fall down to make people laugh.
07:26I can't believe it, it's Dracula Cudeiro, but he died in the previous program.
07:30Damn it! He's a vampire. The only way to kill him is to drive a stake through his heart.
07:35Sure, that's why he didn't die, but he's going to try to climb the hill alone. He's totally crazy, man.
07:41That's just how Dracula Cudeiro is. He loves danger, he doesn't need companions to protect him.
07:46Be careful, Dracula Cudeiro, the rocks are made of garlic.
07:49No, no! They managed to shoot him down! But he survived.
07:53Although we'll see if the herd of rocks that are coming this way survives.
07:57Come on, Dracula Cudeiro, jump!
07:59Wow, man! How do you dodge death?
08:01Wait, he's finished him off down there.
08:02He also wears a crucifix that protects me.
08:05Come here, Dracula Cudeiro, I'm going to stick the unfortunate stake in you.
08:08No! Dracula Cudeiro is dead, and this time he's dead!
08:12Have my eyes! A giant olive stuffed with anchovy!
08:15Come on, guys! We'll make a great salad with it!
08:18The giant olive stuffed with anchovy, next to Moquete, from Ghostbusters,
08:21and the elephant that escaped from the circus, are heading straight for the summit.
08:25Hey, don't go too far with the elephant, or Greenpeace will sue us later.
08:29Wow! Right on the nose. The sooner we say it, the sooner they do it.
08:32And give Moquete stones. Come on, you can carry that one if you want.
08:36Well, don't go overboard, he's a giant booger, but he has a little heart.
08:39And pay attention, because the giant olive has died.
08:43And the elephant has sprained his ankle.
08:45Come on, go down immediately to help that poor elephant.
08:48And to Moquete?
08:49To hell with Moquete.
08:50Chucky has come down to help the elephant.
08:52What wretches you have given me!
08:54Come on, I called an ambulance, I think I've broken a vertebral column now.
08:58These three monsters do look terrifying.
09:00Look at it with the tweezers, because if it gets caught, it will destroy your part!
09:04From left to right we have Eduardito Manos Pinzas, the Loch Ness monster and the monster Conchi.
09:10And now we are going to tell a love story.
09:12Conchi is a monster who used to hang out with Ultraman, who is one of the ones up there throwing stones.
09:16Conchi had a fight with Ultraman and they decided to end the relationship.
09:20But today she has come to monstrous love because she wants to get back with him.
09:22And this is Ultraman's response.
09:24He just dropped a rock on her, leaving poor Conchi in place.
09:28Look at the poor monster, how sad she is.
09:31She just wanted another chance and what she got was rock after rock.
09:35But be careful, we have to connect with another place.
09:38And so, friends, Conchi is united and alone, but there is a man who has seen her on TV and has fallen in love with her.
09:44This poor wretch has come here to sing you a song to try to win your cursed heart.
09:50Long live love!
09:54Hello, how are you?
09:56Come on, sing your love ballad to Conchi.
09:58Put a lot of feeling into it, please.
10:01As the great Camillus VI did, for example.
10:03Go ahead, kid, sing.
10:05Sing, Conchi.
10:07Sing, Conchi.
10:37All right, kid, you've earned it.
10:49We're going to turn you into a monster so you can conquer your beloved Conchi.
10:53Come on!
10:54Look, how handsome we are leaving you.
10:56Now you really make a good couple.
10:58Conchi, help!
11:00Conchi, please!
11:01Wait, wait, we're going to run out of makeup.
11:03Don't get impatient, kid, this takes time.
11:05Come on!
11:09Are you happy, kid?
11:10Now you are a very handsome monster.
11:12Well yeah, it was cool.
11:13I was singing, you know?
11:15Leaving everything behind and suddenly, wow!
11:16I've become such a monster.
11:18Suddenly, my face changed.
11:19Wow!
11:20I can't believe it, wow!
11:22It's my dream come true, wow.
11:23Conchi is sure to fall.
11:24The rock monster, playing his air guitar, is about to jump into the spring rolls.
11:31It's raining heavily on the set of monstrous comedy, and that might cause some to slip.
11:35Come on, this is cheap listening, man.
11:37This is Mr. Big Head, a man with a brain three times the size of any person's.
11:42Wow, then he must be super smart.
11:43Well no, the truth is that the only thing he has is his very big head, but he doesn't use it much.
11:47Well, the porero will not find hats in his size anywhere.
11:50It's much worse if you're in front of someone in the cinema.
11:52I see the centaur a little scared.
11:54It's like being worried, do you know that the chances of overcoming the rolls with four legs are minimal?
11:59And he just got dislocated, look, his legs are completely open.
12:03Hey, don't say things like that, they're a bit ugly.
12:05Hey, isn't the centaur Greek?
12:07Yes, why?
12:08Will you like my Russians?
12:09I guess.
12:10And the moussaka?
12:11Almost certainly.
12:12And do the Greek?
12:13Look, for saying that you just earned yourself a microphone cutoff for a little while.
12:17But that's a joke, man.
12:19No, I'll cut off your microphone and that's it.
12:20Here making jokes of dubious taste.
12:22Oh, please let me talk, the giant hundred-footer is coming.
12:24Don't worry, it's a legendary moment in the rolls, because a giant hundred feet is going to try to surpass them.
12:29Oh, please, let me comment on it.
12:31No, man, no.
12:32Look, the hundred-footer has already fallen, you can talk again.
12:35Damn, I wanted to comment on it the hundred feet.
12:36Let's see, have I been good to you?
12:38I'm doing very well, I only have 48 feet.
12:41Can you show us how a hundred foot walks with 52 feet?
12:44Oh, look how funny.
12:46Look, they just trip over themselves.
12:48I think he also hit his head.
12:53The totem knows that since it is a carved piece of wood, it cannot feel pain or die.
12:58That's why, even though he's had a real hard time, the totem is so happy and waves his little hands in joy.
13:03And pay close attention because this peacock is going to perform its mating ritual to attract females.
13:08Well, the truth is, I thought they courted the turkeys by moving their feathers, not by hitting each other's balls.
13:14Check the system, it doesn't fail, Junior.
13:16Eduardito Manos Pinzas has had a very hard life.
13:19People looked at him badly for being different.
13:21The police kept asking him for his residency papers.
13:24And the girls ignored him because of his looks and didn't look inside him.
13:28But today Eduardito is going to teach society a beautiful lesson.
13:31Even if you're different, even if you have hands that are like pincers, even if you're a very ugly monster, you can still punch like a normal person.
13:40The executives at 4 aren't entirely convinced that monstrous humor appeals to viewers.
13:45That's why I've been asked to travel the world, step by step, asking people what they think of this program.
13:51And I've traveled across 5 continents to make this video.
13:54Now you'll see how cool it is.
13:55Come inside, please.
13:56Montarapus!
14:00In Paguis everything is very shitty!
14:02I'm looking for a job as a waiter!
14:04Communism is cool!
14:08This animal is painted, you hear!
14:21It's nighttime and the monsters come out to jump from the vine.
14:24The first to do so is not a gallifante, but the monster Orejones, for whom everything has been going wrong lately.
14:30Well yes, he does have the black one, she just died from breaking her sternum.
14:34Since we're a little sad, here comes the horny Frankenstein to cheer us up.
14:38Wasn't this the father of the Monster family?
14:40No, no, that was Herman Monster, this is Frankenstein, also known in his private identity as Boris Karloff.
14:46Be careful, Frankie, don't let your screws rust!
14:49Oh, what a scare that gave me, what a scare!
14:51This is Astro Boy, the robot boy. He has a sour face, dark circles under his eyes, and a three-day mustache. That's because he came out yesterday.
14:57But the good thing about being a robot is that you don't get a hangover and it doesn't affect your body.
15:01Hey, it's Muscle Man! Did you watch his cartoon when you were little?
15:05I would rather watch Mowgli, the Last Koala.
15:07Oh, that one was cool too. But Muscleman is funnier, because he's so clumsy, and whenever he loses, the guy complains.
15:13Now you'll see, Musculman, that you're eliminated.
15:18It can't be, they gave me a penalty, you bastard.
15:21The toilet monster, as we said before, is very depressed, because life in the sewers is very hard.
15:27And there it is, he's tried to commit suicide again.
15:29Don't do it, monster, life is beautiful!
15:31And we continue with the peacock mating ritual.
15:34Well, that's it, he's mated and he's very happy, you hear?
15:37And now, seeing the mermaid, I ask myself, where does she do her business?
15:43Well, look, which way is it? Show him, siren. That's right, right there.
15:48Where is my koala?
15:51And it will be one, two, three, it's flat.
15:53Mermaid, I remind you that you rejected me and that made me feel very bad.
15:56Fate has punished you by falling and hitting your ass.
15:59I don't find it funny, huh?
16:01Come on, I'll give you a second chance.
16:03No thanks, I want a sailor who has a guide.
16:05Eduardito Manos Pinza is having a hard time getting onto the vine.
16:09Well, I won't tell you how hard it is for him to shave in the morning with those hands.
16:13Don't worry, after that blow to the face I don't think he'll ever need to shave again.
16:18And a little silence, please, because the Buddha of Good Luck has to hold on to the vine with all ten of his hands.
16:24It may seem that with so much hand passing the test will be easier,
16:28but only two hands are real and the rest are rubber.
16:31And here it goes.
16:32The Buddha of Luck has lived up to his name and passed the vine.
16:39That's too bad, you little brat! I've become a rich man, a rich man!
16:42I wasn't like that! I was an adventure-loving guy!
16:45Calm down, Tani, calm down, you're cool.
16:47Look, you have to say this again.
16:48Good luck!
16:49You will feel much better.
16:50You'll remember when you were a penniless general, but you were happy.
16:53Come on, say it! Talk about it!
16:55Come on, say it, come on!
16:56Let's see if I can do it! Nougat!
16:58Very good!
16:59Good luck!
17:00Magnificent!
17:01Good luck!
17:02Now, over there, over there, that's enough!
17:03That's funny, Pepe!
17:05You are welcome!
17:05And now what do we do?
17:14Damnpoop!
17:15Monstrous pressure!
17:18I don't want to die!
17:19Eat, shark!
17:20Chew this bald pirate!
17:22This bald man was a poor man who had been saving his whole life to go to the beach.
17:26Unfortunately, when he finally manages to go, during his first swim, he is eaten by a shark.
17:31And the worst part is that the shark ate him without being hungry.
17:34And there it is, in your mouth, waiting for the urge to get it.
17:36Although if the shark doesn't wake up, I think the bald guy will drown, huh?
17:40And when he's dead, he doesn't taste the same.
17:41Dampoo! Dampoo!
17:44Don't kill me! I am a national symbol, please!
17:49The Statue of Liberty grew tired of standing all day holding the torch, unable to do anything.
17:54I didn't have any books, I didn't go out, I was still a virgin.
17:57And now he's having a blast!
18:01This is Espinacho, who had a children's program.
18:03With that scary face, he was doing a program for children.
18:06The witch was even more frightening, and nothing would happen.
18:09The team! Dombrecaca!
18:11Dampoo! Dampoo!
18:15Watch out, pirate monster!
18:17Dampoo! Dampoo!
18:19The doquero monster is plummeting toward an uncertain end.
18:23Isn't this a beautiful metaphor for what is happening in the music world?
18:27That falls to the deepest depths without brakes and without possible salvation.
18:31Bon voyage, pirate Godzilla!
18:33Damnpoop!
18:34Godzilla tried to sing Dombra Dombra, but it didn't turn out very well because his vocalization was poor.
18:42Come on, let's give Godzilla another chance! Sing, Godzilla, sing!
18:46Just as bad.
18:47These two balls of fire are husband and wife.
18:50Hold on, honey, there are some twists and turns ahead!
18:52Wrap your arms around me, my love!
18:54If we have to die, we will die together.
18:57Oh, honey! Oh, honey, it's your fault we fell!
19:01Yes, I haven't done anything.
19:02And now I want to introduce you to a monster hunter.
19:06Look at him, look at him, what an axe he has.
19:07Good evening, sir!
19:09Hello! I'm the best monster hunter in the world!
19:12My name is Van Helsing.
19:14As you may have heard about me, a film of my life has been shown.
19:18And now let the monster pass, please!
19:20Come on, I'll give that bastard a hard time!
19:22The profession of monster hunter is very risky!
19:35Let it be known, children!
19:43In the absence of General Tani!
19:45I'm going to throw the ball myself!
19:46What the hell, I'm just as good looking, you dress just as well!
19:50And I even have the same voice!
19:51Little pills!
19:52Hello, pirates!
19:53Hello, pirates! Here we are, handsome!
19:57Pinky, I told you not to wear makeup, because then you look very handsome and you'll overshadow me.
20:00What am I going to do?
20:02Look at me and you will be petrified!
20:04This is the jellyfish.
20:05According to Greek mythology, if you looked at her you would turn to stone.
20:09Yes, that's my power!
20:11But that has an easy solution.
20:13Instead of looking into her eyes, you look at her breasts and nothing happens to you anymore.
20:16Besides, most men do it, even if it's not jellyfish.
20:20It is also important to note that the jellyfish's hair is snake-like.
20:23Be careful, he must have a terrible time combing his hair.
20:26It's worse when he goes to the hairdresser.
20:27Almost all the barbers who have tried to cut his hair have died.
20:31Damn snakes!
20:33Take this!
20:33For bad!
20:34For killing innocent hairdressers!
20:36Oh, and another characteristic is that he has a very good sense of humor!
20:38He passed it to me, pirate!
20:40Well, take what I'm telling you, Junior.
20:42I'm going to ask her out!
20:43Oh, Pepe, they killed a snake!
20:46What a shame, hey!
20:47Hey, why don't you invite me to your trailer?
20:49It's just that I don't like snakes.
20:50But if they do nothing.
20:51Step, step!
20:52Mr. Cabezón is quite a maniac.
20:55One of his manias is taking off his shoes before starting a test.
20:58And what's that for?
20:59Well, I don't know, to show us how dirty his socks are.
21:03Hey, what am I thinking to myself?
21:04With that big head of his, won't it be very difficult to hit him in Toljerolo?
21:09The truth is yes, it is a giant target.
21:11There it is, the first hit, the first success.
21:14If only he had made it easy with that big head...
21:16Because you are so jealous of my features!
21:19Several animals are represented on this totem.
21:22Let's study them.
21:23Starting at the top, we have an owl with a nose piercing.
21:26Below is a human being who looks like a fool.
21:29Then a falcon with its wings sticking out.
21:31And below there is a bear and at the end of the totem a bad gremlin,
21:34because they fed him after twelve o'clock.
21:36That's a totem.
21:37A combination of animals that has all the worst of them and none of the good.
21:41That's why the totem has the worst of the human being, his clumsiness.
21:44The worst thing about the owl is that it stares at the shrews.
21:46And the worst thing about human beings is that they are quite stupid,
21:48It's that human beings have many bad things.
21:50Although, well, thank goodness he's a bit of a hawk and was able to catch the ball.
21:54But of course, there are also a lot of bad gremlins and they love to eat at night.
21:57Even if they are hits.
21:58The totem pole has fallen, with all its little animals behind it.
22:02Pirate victory!
22:08Hey! It's the sexy contestant.
22:11But they make a monster show.
22:13He's a monster too.
22:14But how cool it is.
22:16Look, look how he gets into the rhythm.
22:18Admire, see how he struts on the bridge.
22:20Hey, wait a minute, what's Itani doing?
22:22He didn't want to miss out on the sexy contestant either.
22:25Of course, seeing it in action is a spectacle that you don't enjoy every day.
22:29Come on, sexy contestant!
22:31Pass the test and dance again like you did the last time!
22:34Come on, sexy contestant!
22:36Forget that you have an ass like the Japanese flag!
22:38And dance! Dance!
22:47Espinacho also wants to be sexy.
22:49Because of his physique, girls never took him seriously.
22:52That's quickly fixed.
22:53Spinach!
22:54Dance like the sexy contestant!
22:55Come on, move your skeleton!
22:57Or whatever you have.
22:59Now I understand why I'm not successful with girls.
23:01Hello, I'm Conchi!
23:03And I have found the love of my life!
23:05This is the monster Conchi, Ultraman's former girlfriend.
23:08She tried to get back with him and he threw a rock at her head.
23:11But then a man in love appeared and dedicated a beautiful ballad to her.
23:15Conchi fell in love with this heartthrob who also had an angelic voice.
23:19Now Conchi and the singer are a couple.
23:21They are just starting, but everything indicates that this relationship will last a long time.
23:25That's why Conchi wants to pass this test and dedicate the victory to her new love.
23:29Conchi has the image of her boyfriend in mind and that drives her to keep going, despite the hits she's getting.
23:35It seems that Conchi is staggering, staggering, and for a moment she has fallen, but she is still standing on the bridge thanks to the power of love, the Power of Love.
23:44Conchi, please close your legs, because a master as elegant as you shouldn't give that image.
23:49Meanwhile, her boyfriend, the handsome singer, cheers her up from below with one of his beautiful tunes.
23:54We are boyfriend and girlfriend, we maintain a clean and pure love.
23:59Conchi, look, the songs of her beloved have made Conchi stand up.
24:03Come on, keep singing, kid, you're helping her a lot, sing.
24:07My lemon, my lemon tree, whole, I like it better.
24:12But that, you bastard, what kind of love song is that?
24:15Peace in the world.
24:16Yes, peace in the world, yes, but not peace in this program, otherwise it would be boring.
24:21The Buddha of luck believes in reincarnation, meaning that when he dies he will be reborn.
24:25How nice, right?
24:26So you don't care if you die, right?
24:28Well, if Total is going to be reincarnated, we're going to hit him mercilessly so he dies.
24:32I was going to take pity on him, okay? Because he seems like a nice guy and all, but it's better if we kill him so he can live another life, okay?
24:39Come on, go live another life, this one isn't cool, kid.
24:41This one you have now is very boring.
24:43Well, I like it, let it be, okay?
24:45No, man, no, you have to die, reincarnation is a very beautiful thing, you're going to be reborn.
24:51No, he doesn't want to be born again, he was already born once.
24:54No, silly, you'll see, if you end up being reincarnated as Angelina Jolie's son, you're going to have a blast.
25:00Okay, then yes, I'm dying.
25:02How nice, Angelina Jolie's son.
25:04Eduardo Manospinzas, in theory, is going to have a very hard time grabbing the golden ball with his hands, but he has some very important tricks up his sleeve.
25:16And pay attention, because there goes the golden ball.
25:21And yes, that was his trick. No one noticed, right? Well, let's continue.
25:25Eduardo is the last monster who will try to overcome the canyons.
25:28If he succeeds, Takeshi may have a chance to reclaim his castle.
25:32Yes, because Eduardo would break Tani's defenses with his pincers and make all the monsters, even if they had been eliminated previously, reach the castle.
25:40And so we would have a spectacular final battle.
25:43Come on, Eduardo, get it!
25:46Come on, you've already done it.
25:47The final battle is going to take place immediately.
25:50But before that happens, let's take a look at the ranking of monstrous pain.
25:57At number 5, we find the Statue of Liberty.
26:01With his blows he ceased to be a heritage of humanity.
26:04To become the heritage of geekdom.
26:07At number 4, the giant centipede who gave us anthology-worthy bags.
26:12He took more hits than he had legs.
26:14I mean, I mean, he took like over 100 hits.
26:17You understand, right? Do you understand what he means?
26:19Yes, yes. At number 3...
26:22Slime, the mythical monster from Ghostbusters.
26:25Don't get too attached to him, because he died from a rock blow.
26:29And at number 2...
26:31La Sirenaza, a woman as beautiful as Torpe, who literally gave it her all in the competition.
26:36And at number 2...
26:38We found Shark and the bald guy he's carrying in his mouth.
26:41Being swallowed by a shark wasn't enough for this kid.
26:44I wanted to suffer much more.
26:45And now, let's move on to the final battle.
26:49Why did you come to the castle?
26:51I only ask that you give your life for me.
26:53And for the castle.
26:53I don't want to go back to the 40-square-meter apartment they had.
26:56Can I tell you about you?
26:57Yes or no?
26:58Give the order to attack, Pinky.
26:59Pirates, let's go after them, okay?
27:03Let's get to the point!
27:12To the marzipan!
27:13Ah, no, no, that wasn't it.
27:15Let's get to it!
27:16And now put on your videos or your dumbbells to record, because you are about to witness a moment that will never be repeated.
27:22Hordes of Takeshi's monsters will face Tani's army of minions.
27:27This goes like this.
27:28With the ink guns they have to destroy their opponents' cookies.
27:32What does Tani gain?
27:33Well, get Humor Amarillo out for good, because he's going to turn the castle into a nightclub.
27:37What does Takeshi gain?
27:38Well, I would get the castle back and Humor Amarillo would return to your screens.
27:42Who are you with?
27:43With Tani or with Takeshi?
27:44If you want to bet, eh?
27:45That you still can.
27:46But in a hurry we are about to close.
27:48Hey, how are the bets going?
27:49Well, 20 to 1 that Tani wins.
27:51Do you want to bet?
27:52No, I only bet at the racetrack.
27:53These things don't interest me.
27:55Well, what do you think of the show?
27:58Haven't you seen anything like this since last carnival?
28:00I bet you don't!
28:01Look at them, all shooting each other with the little ink guns.
28:04Man, you're too old to do these things.
28:06You have to grow up, get a job, be serious people, please.
28:10Hey, be careful not to swallow ink, as I just happened to show you some dirty one,
28:14because you have to do a stomach ache while running.
28:16Hey, you, watch the camera, you hundred-foot giant.
28:18And I'm informed that the pirate duo is in serious trouble.
28:21Don't go with them, they're nice, all they do is sing, man.
28:24Paco and Juanito are very brave in the labyrinth,
28:27But here the Chinese ghosts are giving them ink all over the place.
28:30And watch out, it seems that Takeshi's monsters are gaining ground.
28:35There we see how a Chinese ghost has just destroyed the car's cookie
28:38from Harry Potter's cousin and Mrs.
28:41Only Tani is left standing.
28:42The time has come for the clash of titans.
28:45Takeshi versus Tani.
28:48There can only be one.
28:51They both grip their fake guns tightly,
28:54they look into each other's eyes and shoot.
28:57The tension rises.
28:59Jets of ink fly everywhere.
29:01There is a lot of confusion.
29:04And what you are hearing is the beating of my heart,
29:07It's just that I can't handle my nerves.
29:09And pay attention because the two cars are facing each other and...
29:11Tani has been defeated.
29:15Taqué has regained his castle.
29:17The monsters have achieved a well-deserved victory.
29:20It was a tough, dog-eat-dog match,
29:22but in the end it's 40 against 40
29:24and what matters is whether they break the opponent's cookie.
29:27There are a thousand traps.
29:34Look how they left my kimono.
29:36I'll take it to the cleaners.
29:37Let's see if they can do something.
29:38How miserable I feel.
29:40I have all my clothes in the castle.
29:44Let's see what I wear now.
29:47Or as the Japanese say,
29:49Me after seeing this battle
29:50I can die in peace now.
29:51I've seen it all.
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