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00:00Today the girls are going to reach very high levels of yellow humor.
00:04Oh, I won't make it!
00:06Hold on to your hats because they're coming with a desire to take on the world with potatoes.
00:12Today they are unstoppable. No man can stop them.
00:16The girls are warriors and they are here to prove it.
00:23The Chinese worker is already here.
00:26If it will be, we will laugh.
00:30Run, jump here, go without stopping.
00:33Yellow humor, come back there.
00:56It's a fight between them, a fight between women.
00:59Today it's girls versus girls.
01:02Oh, how scary!
01:08Good afternoon, Taquesi.
01:09What's up?
01:10Hey, Taquesi, why is this dog here?
01:13Look, he's going to show us what the Taquesi System is.
01:16The Taquesi System?
01:17Yes, it is a foolproof system for finding a partner.
01:20Oh really?
01:22Yes, Junior, you know I never joke.
01:25And I believe you. That's why you asked me for the sock of a single team member, right?
01:32What are you, that smelly, infected sock?
01:34The yellow humor producer!
01:37Perfect, then let's find him a partner.
01:39Come on, Pipín, smell it!
01:41Smell it, Pipín!
01:42Put it in your nostrils!
01:44Come on, go for it!
01:44Come smell it, Pipín!
01:46Come on, it doesn't hurt, Pipín!
01:49Breathe hard!
01:51But you don't have it, you'll stain it!
01:53It smells like monia!
01:54Look, Pipín, you have to find our producer's ideal partner by smell.
01:57She'll be a pig!
01:59The jolín with the dog!
02:00Muyos has been finicky!
02:05Let's end machismo!
02:10Look, everyone with me!
02:12No to discrimination!
02:17We're going to treat you like a man, beautiful!
02:20"Pintrafillas," an old Solín monk once told me!
02:26There is a difference between a man and a woman!
02:28All the blood goes to her!
02:30To the brain!
02:32How happy I am!
02:35This is every man's dream!
02:37He's surrounded by all these beauties!
02:41But, girls, today I want to be one more!
02:43We give birth!
02:44We decide!
02:45Besides, women who are not Japanese came today!
02:51Yes, yes!
02:52I meant you girls, the ones who scream like crazy!
02:54It's true!
02:55I've heard we have an opera singer!
02:58Where are you?!
02:58Where are you?!
02:59I can't see you!
03:00Here!
03:01Over there!
03:01Very good, very good!
03:02Come on, pretty girl, pretty girl, what are you going to sing to us?
03:05What are you going to delight us with?
03:07My nag's!
03:08Gallop and cut through the wind!
03:10Well, whenever you want, gorgeous!
03:13To Maria!
03:19That's my nag's!
03:21Oh my goodness!
03:22It burns all over my potato!
03:24Especially when I gave you that big mouth of yours, daughter!
03:27Very good!
03:28And now it's time for the Japanese answer!
03:30Who's up for it?!
03:30Let's see, who's up for it?!
03:31Us!
03:32They told you he set the bar very high for you, huh?
03:37What are you going to answer with, girls?
03:39With my Manolo Escobar car!
03:41What a topic!
03:43Well, come on, get up whenever you want!
03:45Hit it!
03:57Spectacular!
03:58Oh, Manolo Escobar really moves me to tears!
04:02They haven't grown!
04:03I was about to cry like crazy!
04:05So we better get started!
04:06You know what's coming, right?
04:09Good luck!
04:10But before we get into the nitty-gritty, let's look at the teams' numbers.
04:13Housewives start at 40.
04:15The same number of professionals, liberals, don't think badly.
04:18And the team of leaders has 20 members, as we know, there are very few women in management positions.
04:23If I don't get it today, it's because I'll never get it again.
04:25One hundred women in yellow humor!
04:27It's my chance!
04:28Also, I've matured.
04:29I'm not into this nonsense anymore.
04:31What a man's attitude really wants is a sports car.
04:34Have I matured or not?
04:35I'm leaving it here and now I just have to wait for the woman of my life to come.
04:39Oh, what do I see!
04:41A convertible resisting model!
04:44I'm just missing the collection!
04:45How lucky I am!
04:47Come on, to the boat!
04:48I got you, babe!
04:49You've fallen into Pepe's love trap!
04:51I bet I'm irresistible, you slut!
04:53You're going to make me so happy!
04:54You're going to give me so many children!
04:56Let's be the couple!
04:57Who took my car?!
04:59Give me back the model right now, okay?
05:01Or I'll beat you!
05:02It's a shame!
05:03Hey, help me, pretty!
05:04How could I make you happy, right?!
05:06So I had fallen into your love trap!
05:08Take it, sea, scoundrel!
05:10Take!
05:10Take!
05:11To the mess!
05:13And the team fight in yellow humor begins!
05:16Welcome to...
05:17Attack on the special bun, girls!
05:20That is to say, on this occasion all the buns are light,
05:22so that they don't accuse us later.
05:24Yes, because we've already had a contestant give us a fight.
05:27It's just that he's a yellow humor with three extra kilos!
05:30But let's be honest, we did it mostly to make a spectacle of it.
05:34Since it's light, the contestants know they can attack it like vermin,
05:38without any guilty conscience.
05:39And those were the first classified!
05:41And that's the rest!
05:43In slow motion, giving it all to overcome the test.
05:47Apart from the light bun, it's the same as always,
05:48They have to catch the ball with their mouth without the help of any other member of the body.
05:53I mean arms, legs or ears, of course.
05:55And for the dirty ones, know that this is the closest thing you're going to see today,
05:59to a girls' mud fight.
06:01This is a kids' show, man, please.
06:03And now that most of them have qualified,
06:05The remaining contestants prove that women don't just go to the bathroom in pairs,
06:09They also fight over a bun two by two.
06:12Here we see a girl who uses her pigtails as defensive weapons.
06:15One of her eyes almost popped out.
06:17However, this good woman is so polite that she believes that before taking the bun,
06:20you have to remove the plastic.
06:21There are only a few buns left and desperation is setting in.
06:24There are girls who no longer know what to do to catch him.
06:27Oh, how I love the bun!
06:32Please, give me a little kiss.
06:34Others curse themselves for not having been born with a mailbox mouth,
06:37instead of the little pine nut mouth.
06:39And the least suffer from Pepe's attack.
06:41He thinks I'm the bun!
06:42Come on, bite it with passion!
06:44Go for it!
06:46I'm fed up, man, I'm fed up.
06:48I'm tired already!
06:49This young American woman ignores the rules
06:52and has decided to climb onto a sandbag.
06:54Despite everyone going home!
06:56It's making me feel sorry.
06:57Hey, Tani, help her a little!
06:59Oh, good idea!
07:00Tani, help me!
07:01But hurry up a bit, Tani,
07:03that the girl won't need your help in the end.
07:06Very well, Piltrafilla, you could do it alone!
07:08And the whistle marks the end of the test.
07:11I've been eliminated!
07:12What team are you on?
07:14What team is that?
07:15It's from the living room!
07:17Well, if you give me a kiss, I'll let you pass the test.
07:19I have a hand here, I am important!
07:21And before Pepe starts rambling any further,
07:24let's watch a replay of this moment.
07:25The young Yankee didn't wait for Tani to come to her aid.
07:29He showed that to pick up a bun,
07:30A woman is self-sufficient and more than enough.
07:33Congratulations, champion!
07:34The one who is...
07:36What a mess!
07:37In the attack on the bun only seven have fallen,
07:48so there are still 93 contestants left.
07:52Walker!
07:53And we arrived at the labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
07:55This time, Tani will remain at the top of the labyrinth
07:58to guide the girls to the goal.
07:59We do it so they can see something beautiful inside, because this is what they're going to find.
08:04I'm not the one delivering the milk! What's going on?
08:13Look, this is what I do with a Tampax!
08:17To the labyrinth!
08:19For my parents!
08:21Although it may seem surprising, this childlike girl is on the Amar de casa team.
08:25She is the youngest of a family of 15 siblings and has had to stay behind to take care of her elderly parents.
08:31Come on, the poor thing doesn't go to many parties.
08:33In fact, this is the first weekend he's spent away from home.
08:36And of course, when they found out about this, Paco and Juanito went crazy.
08:40Come here, pretty girl, we'll give you something to talk about when you get home!
08:44You'll be telling this story for at least six years!
08:48Go on, to the pile, beautiful!
08:49So you can wash your pink stockings while we're at it, we've got them all dirty.
08:53Come on, float, float! They'll be right out!
08:56I'm going to tell my parents!
09:01This woman isn't screaming because she's scared, but because she's rehearsing for her next movie.
09:06Jenny belongs to the team of professionals and her profession is that of an actress, specializing in B-series horror films.
09:13Come on, head on! Jenny, head on!
09:16I told you straight ahead, not to the right!
09:18What a good actress! She made me deaf!
09:24He can't speak!
09:26This clever girl is a mime, although now that I think about it she could have said it with signs.
09:30She also belongs to the team of professionals.
09:32And then he's going to mime hitting a contestant.
09:37You nailed it! Now make it invisible to us, come on!
09:41Long live rap!
09:42And a well-known Japanese rapper enters the labyrinth.
09:46Well, she might be very well-known, but the tracksuit she's wearing is a bit of everything, isn't it?
09:49Well, his career has been stagnating lately.
09:52Well, it seems that her career is going well now, because she runs like a madman.
09:55Juanito and Paco make fun of her, while Tani watches desolately as he loses his rapper contestant.
10:00That bald bastard has stolen my heart, but I give him my rhyme, my cousin's rhyme!
10:05Quick with my body, with all feeling, and I tell you...
10:08Get off, heavy!
10:09That doesn't rhyme!
10:10It makes me feel bad!
10:11The fact that?
10:12All of it!
10:12I'm a mom!
10:14Is she mom? But whose mom? Because she certainly isn't my mom.
10:18Well, I guess she's the mother of his children, because she's on the housewives team.
10:21Let's see what he sees on his card.
10:22Look, she has a 17-year-old son and she wanted to go to SOS Adolescents, but due to a mistake they sent her here.
10:28That's why I'm not a bit scared of Juanito, as I'm used to dealing with a teenager...
10:32Oh my goodness! What a mess! How dirty are these two in the labyrinth?
10:38I'm here to hunt a man!
10:39This girl on the professional team is dedicated to hunting. Professionally, of course.
10:45The initial approach isn't bad. The only problem is that there are no men inside the labyrinth.
10:50There are only two bad beasts.
10:52And to finish them off, he needs more than just a toy rifle.
10:56Stay still, silly, it won't hurt!
10:58Come on! Hold on a moment, it's over! We'll be done soon!
11:02Tani has had another disappointment.
11:05The contestant is even more disappointed and now has to change jobs.
11:09Everyone has seen that as a hunter she is worthless.
11:11Come on! Let's kill some time on the subway!
11:13Well now I come with a bazooka, just so you know.
11:18Everyone fired!
11:19Well, what a genius. You can tell she's a team of bosses.
11:22This can be a bit of a problem, because if he wants to get through, he has to follow Tani's orders.
11:28And for now it seems she is willing.
11:30And he listens, he follows their recommendations.
11:32But be careful, it seems he's getting tired.
11:35You know what I'm telling you? I'm going wherever I want!
11:37He couldn't resist it. He's too used to being in charge.
11:40Everyone's fired! Out on the streets!
11:44Let's dance jokes together!
11:46Poor thing, I'm already feeling sorry for her.
11:48What is a Japanese national ballet dancer doing on a show as tacky as this?
11:53Well, she's here for promotion. She's currently on tour with Swan Lake, and she's taking advantage of the opportunity to do a little publicity.
11:59Yes, there will be the advertisement that Paco and Juanito make with his face.
12:02Man, I don't know. I guess they take into account that this woman is an artist, a sensitive being.
12:07Yes, yes. Look how sensitive he is.
12:10Come here, lamb, we're going to turn the Swan into Ugly Pacito!
12:13Look how pretty that damn stick is!
12:16Poor Tani, he prefers not to even look. He's horrified.
12:20Come on! Come on, handsome guys! Swan dance, Swan dance, hunger!
12:24We're going to interview her and we apologize.
12:37And now, he scares those at home.
12:40And now let's look at the markers.
12:42Housewives are 28, professionals are 25.
12:46And of the boss, only 10 should remain, but of course, since they are bosses, they have said that they will leave whenever they want.
12:54Let's end machismo!
12:55Pirates, all with me!
13:01No to discrimination!
13:06We're going to treat you like a man, beautiful!
13:09Come on, dog, let's get to work!
13:14Let the candidates come out!
13:16Well, Chucho, we've made it easy for you.
13:18Who's the ideal woman for our producer? Come on, tell us.
13:22Remember that sock aftertaste you heard before, huh, doggy?
13:25And now be careful, don't grab on, I know I know you.
13:27You hook a leg and don't let go, man.
13:29I think Taquesi has it.
13:30Bring it here, bring it here.
13:31Come on, Chucho, I'll call you Taquesi, go.
13:33Tell us, Pipín.
13:34Hey, do you want to put the sock on again before you give your verdict?
13:37No need!
13:38It's the blue one!
13:39Sure?
13:40Don't you want to think about it better?
13:41Well, come on, open the door, blue.
13:44Let's see who is our producer's ideal woman.
13:46Oh, you dog!
13:48Unfortunate!
13:48How dare you say my feet smell?
13:51I'll kill you!
13:51I'm taking you to the vet to get you neutered!
13:54Do you want to hurt me?
13:56Poor thing, poor thing!
13:58Poor thing, he's a wretch!
13:59Three months training him for this!
14:02Unfortunate!
14:02Give me another chance!
14:04Okay, okay!
14:04But if you fail, we'll castrate you, okay?
14:06We arrive at adding, I go, adding, I come.
14:09A test in which you have to use your head above all.
14:11And it can be used in two ways.
14:13Either to calculate, or to stamp yourself in the mud.
14:18Hello, pirates!
14:19Hello!
14:21Pirate Horography!
14:22Let's dance!
14:23Here, dad!
14:26Hello!
14:27Today the test is going to be harder because we're going to use negative numbers!
14:30So we're going to see a lot of slaps coming.
14:33Nothing!
14:33No, no negative numbers, please!
14:36For all those who still don't understand negative numbers, you'll receive a very comprehensive practical class.
14:41For example, three plus one equals four, minus seven equals negative three, plus eight equals...
14:46Now it's your turn, beautiful!
14:47How many are there?
14:49How much is it, Mrs. Cazanora?
14:50How much is it?
14:51Wait a minute, wait a minute!
14:54Oh, if you had told me it was the easy rhyme number, I would have classified you!
14:59Please make it easy for me!
15:02This house mother needs to brush up on her BGB studies quickly, otherwise she'll be a complete wreck.
15:07Well, what he has to deal with is not complicated.
15:09Three plus three plus five, minus nine.
15:12I want the wildcard!
15:13Why wildcard and what wildcard?
15:15Two hits is what you're going to get.
15:17The first against the mud and the second against the bowl.
15:20Oh, wreck!
15:22I'm not going to get nervous!
15:23I'm not going to be calm, calm, calm, calm, calm!
15:28This contestant is a professional swimmer.
15:30That is to say, she is an elite athlete, which means she is a terrible mathematician.
15:34Let's see, tell us the result.
15:35Well, what do I know, 368, 369, 370.
15:43371!
15:45Hey, stop dancing, fuckers, and help me get out of here.
15:48Look at yourself in the mirror.
15:50Do you need help?
15:51What do you think?
15:53There's no way to swim here, my goodness.
15:55Try it, Kroll.
15:56Kroll can be done.
15:57And if not, come to Mariposa.
15:58So I don't have to fire anyone, huh?
16:01A boss from the team of bosses comes into play.
16:04We're going to make it easy for you.
16:05If you hire one, but fire nine, and then hire eight plus one, how many
16:10workers do you have?
16:11Well, I think...
16:12A bunch of useless people!
16:13Let's see!
16:14A bunch of useless people, huh?
16:15Well, into the mud with the boss!
16:17If her employees see this, they won't respect her anymore.
16:21The result is six.
16:23And this misfortune, how is it that he already knows the outcome?
16:25It's an industrial species, and it must have gotten its hands on the list.
16:28Well, since you know, we'll have to let it go, right?
16:31Come on, give the result and you'll move on to the next phase.
16:34It's the six, I've already told you.
16:35Well, nothing, let's move on to the next phase.
16:39What are you, you wretch!
16:41We don't want cheaters here!
16:44Oh, how bad I'm feeling, mother!
16:46This woman should pass without any problems.
16:49She is a math teacher.
16:50So you'll know what three minus six plus three plus one is.
16:53But since she is a very shy woman...
16:55I'm ashamed to say it!
16:56Oh, shy, shy!
16:58Don't you realize that if you don't say it you're going to be even more embarrassed?
17:01Oh, how embarrassing, mother, how embarrassing!
17:03How my students are seeing me!
17:06Can you count on your fingers?
17:08This pianist is very clever.
17:10Your fingers are what feed him and can save his neck on this occasion.
17:14Well, let him count what five plus seven minus nine plus eight is.
17:17Count quickly, darling, but I'm warning you that you don't have enough fingers on your hand.
17:21So it's eleven!
17:23Correct!
17:24It's classified.
17:25Come here and I'll give you a hug, pretty girl.
17:27Come, come.
17:27Then, then!
17:28I'll call you back!
17:39And we've already lost more than half of the contestants.
17:42Specifically, we have forty-five left.
17:44Hello, babes!
17:45Since I see that having a sports car isn't working out, I've put on my wetsuit.
17:50No woman can resist a surfer.
17:52Look at how I have those wolves!
17:53How sexist in that one-piece swimsuit, Pepe!
17:56You look so good!
17:57Remember to pay us later!
17:59I really like you, Pepe!
18:01You are a wonderful klutz!
18:04You are wonderful, Pepe!
18:05So they can say that it's easy to be a sex symbol!
18:10And I'm going to change quickly, they're waiting for me at the hamburger lake!
18:15To the Zamburguer!
18:17By Socrates!
18:18The first to get into the burgers is a philosophy professor.
18:22A woman who teaches her students to doubt everything.
18:24And from so much doubting, doubt has stuck to him and his career is erratic.
18:28But there is no doubt here.
18:30He goes into the water.
18:32Let's listen to the shouts of encouragement from his teammates.
18:35Useless! Failed!
18:36Wretched woman!
18:37Or I'll sue!
18:38Go to the lawyer.
18:39He just threatened us with a lawsuit.
18:41Well, it seems to me that if she doesn't sue herself...
18:44Because here the only one responsible for her actions is her.
18:47Well, wait.
18:47Have we cleaned the lake water?
18:49Ah, well no.
18:49And then he's going to give us a hard time because he just drank the liter of water.
18:53And now a lot of silence, please.
18:54Because this woman is a nutrition expert
18:56and he's going to show us how to eat a zamburguesa.
18:59Whenever!
19:01Oh my goodness!
19:02I think he's had indigestion, huh?
19:05Go for the gold!
19:07We have with us a long jump record holder.
19:10She told us that she doesn't need to go to the last squid to reach the shore.
19:13That can jump from there.
19:16Oh, well, it seems we don't have a new world record.
19:18See you in Beijing 2008!
19:20And this poor housewife is not here of her own free will.
19:23She has committed to her shameless husband that if he managed to win in a yellow Moor
19:27would wash his dishes for the next four weekends.
19:31Wouldn't it be easier than filing for divorce?
19:33And this blonde, in addition to being a Viking, works for a feminist NGO.
19:37For this reason, and no other, she is not wearing a bra.
19:40With the water being so cold, it's probably already turning red.
19:43I'm pissing myself off!
19:46I'm in charge here! What's going on?
19:47And we finished the burgers with the owner of a trucking company.
19:51It's clear that his thing is the road, not the water.
19:54Let's interview her, come on!
19:56Take your hand off!
19:58Yeah, but I wanted to ask you...
19:58Take it away!
19:59No, but what I wanted to know...
20:01Hands off!
20:02I'll take it off now.
20:03But I wanted to ask you if you could take a look at my caravan.
20:06Because I'm thinking of changing it...
20:07Do you want me to cut off your hand?
20:09Look, what a character you have!
20:10And don't laugh or I'll rip your head off!
20:13Let's review the markers.
20:14Housewives 11, professionals 10 and bosses 20.
20:17Be careful, since they are the bosses, there is no way to get rid of them!
20:19They receive millions in compensation.
20:25Let's end machismo!
20:30Pirates, all with me!
20:32No to discrimination!
20:38We treat you just like a beautiful man!
20:40It's time to sing all the...
20:45Dombra, dombra, dombra!
20:47Coo, coo, coo, coo, coo!
20:48We don't know what it means, but it's the theme that hits home the hardest in the test known as...
20:52The sliding bowl!
20:55Let's all shade, come on!
20:56Dombra, dombra, dombra!
20:58This girl is now an ATS, but for many years she worked as a human cannonball in the circus!
21:04There are things that are never forgotten.
21:06How well it turned out!
21:08Cudeiras forever!
21:09Dombra, dombra, dombra!
21:10Very well done, China Cudeira, it shows that you are a true professional.
21:16From a professional? From what?
21:17What's it going to be about? Kicking the bucket?
21:19No! You've plunged China Cudeira into misery!
21:25You have to eat fruit, hein!
21:27Dombra, dombra, dombra!
21:28Coo, coo, coo, coo, coo!
21:30Children, listen to this lady, who is a well-known endocrinologist.
21:33You have to eat fruit and vegetables to be healthy.
21:36Although I tell you that I've even caught her eating a bun before.
21:39Well, that's probably why his ass was heavy.
21:40Party, party!
21:45We need to clarify one thing.
21:46This girl is not oriental.
21:48The thing is, he has these huge bags under his eyes because he works at night.
21:52She's a stripper.
21:52Oh, I shouldn't have said that because Pepe is nearby.
21:56Are you sure you're not Japanese?
21:57Quino, quino, which are bags under the eyes, I am from Albacete and a professional dancer.
22:01Yeah, yeah, it turns out your face sounds familiar.
22:04I've seen you somewhere, but with less clothes.
22:06Oh, you're the one on Thursdays!
22:09Let us draw a thick veil.
22:10And we have in the bowl one of the astronauts who will board the next Challenger flight.
22:18What are astronauts like, huh?
22:20They see a ramp and they throw themselves down it.
22:22Long live the Ninja Turtles!
22:24The pirate duo's surprise is logical, but this girl became a zoologist because her favorite series is precisely that one, the Ninja Turtles.
22:35That's why he pays tribute to her whenever he has the opportunity.
22:38Come on, you can come out of your shell now, baby!
22:40Son, don't look at this, gentlemen, okay?
22:46This housewife is very traditional and what she fears most is that her son will one day be like the pirate duo.
22:52Something that has bothered the two pirates a lot, so they have thrown it away in any way and now they laugh at it with tremendous cruelty.
22:58And we finish this test with a woman who belongs to the team of bosses.
23:08Pay attention to what Antazón tells you.
23:10How I threw away this dismissal!
23:12All right, all right, I'm going to give you a raise, Tazón.
23:14And I want to see those two pirates in my office right now, and I'm going to tell them a few things.
23:22Well, Pipín, now you have to find me a girlfriend.
23:25Here, smell my sock, come on.
23:26How awful!
23:28It's from the 92 vintage, at least, Junior.
23:31What's going on? Do you want to kill the poor dog or something?
23:33Come on, Pipín! There's no pain!
23:36Gosh!
23:37You must have pierced his nostrils, at least.
23:40Come on, Pipín, find me a girlfriend, Junior. Hurry!
23:42Search, Pipín, search!
23:44One of those two legs belongs to the woman of my life.
23:47Smell, Pipín, smell, smell!
23:49No, but don't smell so much either, we don't have all day.
23:51And you don't know much that we see you.
23:52Let's see, Pipín, what's your verdict?
23:57Speak, dog.
23:59You're not playing me this time.
24:01Is...
24:02The Red Door!
24:03You're a genius, Pipin!
24:04I'll fool you, you little bitch!
24:06Come on, run and open the door!
24:08Open, open, without fear!
24:09Unfortunate!
24:12Unfortunate!
24:12Do you think Junior and I make a good couple?
24:15Damn mutt!
24:16I'm going to make your nose useless!
24:18Dog!
24:19Oh, don't hit me!
24:20Don't hit me anymore, please!
24:21I'll hit you if I want, you bastard!
24:23Yes, yes, whatever you say, whatever you say.
24:26It doesn't smell like a female, eh, just so you know!
24:28How hard is this Takeshi System?
24:30Pipín is going to see us killed!
24:31And 17, sorry, 16 contestants, because they made a mess of things, make it to the final test.
24:38My prayers have finally been answered.
24:41I've been coming here to bathe for months because the water at home has been cut off and I've always been alone.
24:45But today it seems there is someone waiting for me.
24:47Oh, I think it's like a train!
25:01Hello gorgeous!
25:03Will you rub my back?
25:06Of course, Pepe!
25:08I'll rub whatever you want!
25:10If someone is irresistible...
25:13Oh, be careful, you're hurting me!
25:15Oh my God, you're skinning me!
25:18I don't think I'm ready for such an intense relationship yet.
25:23Let's look at the scoreboard before moving on to the final test.
25:26Only four housewives, four professionals and four bosses remain.
25:29Which team will take the win? Because we only have one more round left.
25:33And that proof is...
25:34Come on, dummy, move!
25:35Nakasone's Guns!
25:37The contestants must cross the bridge carrying a golden ball.
25:41Contra are bombed mercilessly.
25:43But above all this test means pain.
25:45A lot of pain.
25:48You're going to find out, girls!
25:49We're going to beat the shit out of you!
25:50I haven't done anything, pirates.
25:51A bed must be treated as such.
25:53So please treat them like gentlemen.
25:55Don't let them say that we pirates are rude.
25:58Pinky is right!
25:59Yes, it has convinced me, of course.
26:01But first we gave him our shout.
26:03Pirate power!
26:07Al Nakasone!
26:09I'm not afraid!
26:10It's normal that he's not afraid.
26:12After the pirate declaration, I'm afraid we're in for some rather light cannon fire.
26:16Never lose hope.
26:18Now we'll see what happens when this woman takes the golden ball.
26:21By the way, we haven't mentioned it, but she's an opera singer.
26:25Let's see, let them let out some gurgles.
26:26Make her sing!
26:28He has a good voice, but his intonation is poor.
26:31But it's because they're hitting him in the foot.
26:33Let's see if with the knee...
26:34Let's see...
26:35No, it doesn't seem to be getting better.
26:37Let's try again.
26:41Nothing.
26:41Besides, he doesn't sing anymore.
26:42I think he's whimpering.
26:44The pirate team just made a good attempt.
26:46He hit his diaphragm to see if he gets a stronger voice.
26:49Hey, is the diaphragm what I'm thinking of?
26:52No, there is no such thing as dirty.
26:54But well, it can lead to error.
26:55Because for example now they have hit him in the other diaphragm.
26:58And they have ended his career.
27:00We've been bad!
27:01Very bad pirate.
27:03It was a pretty weak concert, to be honest.
27:05Hello pirates!
27:06Hello!
27:07This girl is a hairdresser.
27:09Apart from being a big fan of Pinky Winky.
27:11Off camera he asked for an autograph.
27:13And he gave her a discount voucher for his hair salon.
27:16What a gift!
27:17So I'm afraid we won't see any blood now either.
27:20Yes, it seems the pirate team has taken this whole being respectful of the ladies thing a little too seriously.
27:25And they're forgetting about the show.
27:27Well this seems like a perfect victim.
27:29Let's see if they dare.
27:31Nothing, at the foot.
27:33Come on pirate, don't hold back.
27:34Shoot a little higher.
27:36There is no way.
27:37You can see that they are cut.
27:38They have lost the killer instinct.
27:40Oh, how sad.
27:42Come on, pirate cheers.
27:43Don't let your good feelings get the better of you.
27:45Higher, higher.
27:47Come on, higher up.
27:48Better, better.
27:49But that's not what the public wants to see.
27:51The crowd is asking for a good shot to the head.
27:54Well, that's not taking.
27:55Carambola, shot on the leg and to the ground.
27:58But there has been a lack of forcefulness.
28:00Pirates, don't pressure us.
28:02Poor thing, she's leaving on all fours.
28:04For equality!
28:05Well, finally a sensible contestant.
28:08This girl is a convinced feminist and believes that she should not be treated differently for being a woman.
28:13Calls for no discrimination in Nakasone Canyons.
28:16Did you hear it, pirate team?
28:18Mercilessly!
28:19But not for nothing, but because she asked for it.
28:21To the beautiful one!
28:22Grab the golden ball and let's get to it.
28:25Maximum expectation.
28:26Will the pirate team have understood the message?
28:28It seems so.
28:29Her bra was almost ripped off by the ball.
28:31But they point down again.
28:32No, pirates, down there, no.
28:34Hey, I'm thinking about equality, huh?
28:36No, girl.
28:37You can't give up now.
28:39Cheer up, pirates!
28:40That you can do better.
28:41And you know it.
28:43Well, one on target.
28:44But they keep pulling down.
28:46I think if the contestant doesn't bend down, we're not going to see a show here.
28:50Take it!
28:51Did he listen to you?
28:52Yesterday, unintentionally.
28:55Well, unintentionally, no.
28:56It was actually Pinky.
28:57Hey, don't go there, darling, we're going to interview you.
29:00Thank you so much.
29:01You're welcome, you're welcome.
29:02Let's see where the blow is.
29:05Hey, don't be a jerk!
29:06Me, a slob?
29:07If I just wanted to help you.
29:09What are you feminists really like?
29:11Better?
29:12You're a blower!
29:12And through the psychedelic tunnel come today's winners.
29:15In the end, there was a tie.
29:17Two housewives, two professionals and two bosses.
29:23But it doesn't end here, you little piltrocillas.
29:25You have fought with courage and foolishness.
29:28Would you like to know how it will change?
29:30Yellow humor!
29:31Lives again!
29:34Yoko married Ono's owner and is now called Yoko Ono.
29:37Laurita Oye stopped wearing lipstick.
29:39He gave them all to Maricha.
29:40What is this?
29:41Concha made an advertisement for a brand of toothpaste.
29:44Julita had surgery and had the balls removed from her ears.
29:47And Manoli suffered paralysis in her arm.
29:48You will see it on the right of the image.
29:49Everything is the future!
29:52Or as they say in Japanese, it really changes your life to come and compete in Humor Amarillo,
29:57my mother.
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