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00:00Breaking News!
00:02Breaking news. No yellow humor today.
00:04The reason is that Takeshi Kitano has started filming his next movie.
00:08A low-budget adventure film.
00:10We connect live with the Claqueta studio to witness the start of the recording.
00:15And you don't know what this yellow thing I'm holding is for? Do you know?
00:18It's a cone, isn't it?
00:21Come on, I gave you another chance. What is it?
00:23A condom.
00:26It's a megaphone.
00:27Just kidding, Takeshi. I just woke up in a good mood today.
00:31Why's that?
00:32For the movie.
00:33What movie?
00:34The movie we're going to shoot, Takeshi.
00:36But you know...
00:37I'm the protagonist.
00:38Junior, it's not exactly like that.
00:39What do you mean no?
00:40I told you, if you were the protagonist.
00:41Clear!
00:42But I couldn't find anything better. And I haven't even finalized the casting yet, you know?
00:46But who is better than me for this role, Takeshi?
00:48Well, me, Clooney.
00:49Well, hire him if you want.
00:51I can't. I've spent my entire budget on this.
00:53I'm bald.
00:54What a set!
00:55And you know what?
00:56What, Takeshi?
00:57You are the only actor.
00:58And so?
00:59Because there is no money.
01:00Well, let's make a musical, come on.
01:02Stop being silly, Ana.
01:04Takeshi, I had an idea.
01:05Let's put an ad.
01:06Amateur actors and actresses wanted.
01:08That is, they don't charge for Takeshi's new movie.
01:11Junior's idea has worked.
01:23Junior's idea has worked.
01:34More than 100 people have come to the Humor Amarillo set to participate in the casting for Takeshi Kitano's next film.
01:40They know it's going to be tough.
01:42They know they will have to overcome many tests.
01:44But above all they know they won't get paid.
01:46What do you mean they're not going to get paid?
01:47They're going to get paid, but they're going to get paid handsomely.
01:49Money.
01:50They are not going to charge any money.
01:51Oh, that's right.
01:51Pildro Fillas, old monk Soli told me on one occasion.
01:56The film world is full of bad people.
01:58But if you ever fall into their trap, call me!
02:03Be the last to arrive!
02:10Okay, enough, enough, or they'll believe it later.
02:12On top of the fact that they arrived late, we're not going to laugh at their joke.
02:16Hello, please come in, come in.
02:18She looks very pretty, huh, thief?
02:20Hey, why were you late to the call?
02:22What happened?
02:23I had just woken up when I saw the commercial on TV.
02:26And he came to you with the roll on, huh?
02:27And you?
02:28Why did you come dressed like that?
02:29To bring a letter.
02:31Well, you suck it up and stay.
02:32And you, look, I was going to make a joke, but I'm afraid you'll bite me.
02:36Sorry, but you are the atomic ant.
02:38No!
02:39I know it wasn't, it was a joke.
02:40I was just playing a trick on you, you trickster.
02:42Oh my God, San Fermin!
02:43Well, remember to take your medication every two hours.
02:46And you, pretty girl, you're wearing all your Minnie Mouse clothes, aren't you?
02:49Yeah!
02:50And so?
02:51Because I feel like a rat.
02:53Wow, wow.
02:53I told you that in another life I was a cat.
02:56Then, if you want, we can play cat and mouse, okay?
02:59I am from the nursing department.
03:00From the infirmary?
03:01Yeah!
03:02And who will be in charge of curing the unfortunate contestants?
03:04Don't you know that these people's lives are in danger?
03:06Come on, go away!
03:07Okay, okay.
03:08I stand here.
03:11What is left for you to do?
03:12Have you taken anything to be like this?
03:15Because this isn't normal, huh?
03:16I'm not talking about your pecs, but the shape of your melon.
03:19Yes, he has it squared!
03:20What do you have to say to that, kid?
03:22I have a great body.
03:24A great body.
03:25It's so sad!
03:28But not as much as you!
03:30We are repentant yacuzas!
03:32Please stand up!
03:33Get up!
03:34Come!
03:35What have you regretted?
03:36Don't get these ridiculous tattoos!
03:38Oh my goodness, my new movie is coming out of here!
03:40I'm not going to see her, okay?
03:42I'm going to the nougat!
03:52I'm a professional!
04:04Finally, finally, finally I've gotten paid.
04:17And I'll be able to invite the animal's friend to dinner.
04:19He told me she's a beautiful Chinese woman.
04:21I'm looking forward to meeting her.
04:23To the animal I have already collected!
04:25Introduce me to the beautiful Chinese girl, please!
04:27Okay, but I forgot to tell you it's a little big, huh?
04:30I don't know if you're going to be able to handle her.
04:31But I can handle whatever comes my way.
04:34But imagine, the Chinese woman is a petrolo.
04:36But how precious.
04:38It's not funny!
04:40Hello, pirates!
04:41Here I am as if I were James Bond in Casino Rollevado.
04:45I'm irresistible even to women!
04:50Come on, Pinky, let's play!
04:53To the roulette!
04:54Today we start the test Curse my luck!
04:58And it's called that because that's the cry that those who are eliminated will let out.
05:01People usually dream of winning at roulette.
05:04But in this case it is quite the opposite.
05:06Inside that pool of lina are the chips for betting.
05:09According to the number on the token, the confounders have to be placed in the correct place.
05:12that corresponds to them in the mega game table.
05:14And those who guess correctly, that is, those who draw the same number as the roulette wheel, will lose their bet.
05:19And their bet is on themselves, that is, that they will be eliminated.
05:22That's why in this case good luck turns into bad luck.
05:25And so we get rid of those who usually pass the tests by sheer luck.
05:29Of course, there are people who have it worse.
05:31Because you can get red or black, even or odd.
05:34So your chances of staying are reduced to 50%.
05:38Or they can reach 100% if they don't find any chips to play with.
05:42And we don't let them bet on underwear, okay?
05:45This is a serious program, please.
05:47I am red.
05:48Well, me too.
05:50Hey, 16, you look so pretty.
05:53Well, everyone is now in position.
05:54Nerves are on the rise.
05:56And there are some who see everything as very dark.
06:00Well, pirates, that's it.
06:01No way, pli!
06:02Oh, I'm so good at French.
06:04Well, what do I give to this?
06:05Thank goodness I put on deodorant.
06:07And the roulette wheel is set in motion.
06:10We can see the distraught faces of the contestants.
06:13Some laugh nervously.
06:15Some show their teeth.
06:17They know that the roulette wheel will decide their lives for the next half hour.
06:20That's why they pray everything they know.
06:22And what they don't know too.
06:23And pay attention, the roulette wheel is starting to stop.
06:26No, stop!
06:27Stop me better!
06:28They are on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
06:31Well, I see you quite relaxed, right?
06:33And pay attention because the roulette wheel has stopped on the 2.
06:35Even and black!
06:36These are the ones who had bet even.
06:38I have the black one, mother!
06:40He killed me! He killed me!
06:42Those who had bet on 2 are sunk in misery.
06:45That one is asleep!
06:46I have 1, which is even, but red.
06:48And Pinky's helpers are already cleaning the gaming table.
06:52There is no mercy for losers.
06:53Come on, get out of here!
06:54You've left everything lost!
06:56But the losers!
06:57All other qualifiers!
07:00Yes, Pepe, I curse my good luck.
07:04Something in my head was telling me, don't bet, don't bet on 2.
07:07Then I realized it was my husband hitting me with the strap.
07:09But you were very lucky because you were able to meet me!
07:12And on top of that, how miserable I am!
07:15No, I'm not interviewing you.
07:21And then they criticize me because I only interview the girls.
07:24Okay, okay, I'll interview you!
07:25And thanks to the roulette wheel I move on to the next phase.
07:27110 contestants.
07:29I've never seen it, listen!
07:31Hey, Paco!
07:32I want to clear up a misunderstanding.
07:33I never said I wanted to sleep with your mother.
07:36I know, I know, I said it myself.
07:37So you know it's fake?
07:39Yes, I said I was going to throw you at my mother.
07:41Ah, well, then everything is clear.
07:43Poor Paco.
07:44Every day is worse than usual.
07:46Here, Pepe!
07:47I'll throw my mother there!
07:48I'm tired of my son using me to turn on people he doesn't like.
07:56And we continue with our casting in a rather mobile test.
08:04Hey!
08:04It's a bit cold, huh?
08:07Hey, if we start with boxes, we're going wrong.
08:09Before you can act like a star, you have to make at least one good movie.
08:13Goodbye, cruel world!
08:14That's better.
08:15In this test, in addition to having a few laughs, we will be able to see the contestants' acting skills in a scene of maximum tension.
08:22The Yamamoto earthquake begins.
08:24And the contestants start to fall like churros.
08:27The girl in red adds a lot of emotion to the matter.
08:30The man on the right, however, has opted for a more sober interpretation.
08:33And even more painful, because he's hit the wall several times and now his head has cracked open on the floor.
08:38And this would be fantastic for a comedy, because she hasn't stopped laughing the whole time.
08:42What a party, mother!
08:43Here we go!
08:44And pay close attention to that girl, because she's a great candidate for horror sequences.
08:52He must be drilling into the ears of his neighbor. How awful!
08:58And it doesn't end here.
09:00I don't want to die! I don't want to die! Help! I don't want to die!
09:05Terror turns into drama.
09:07And the drama into tragedy.
09:10And what does the one on the left want? To play Robocop?
09:12I don't know, but we're going to interview the screamer.
09:16Hello, screamer!
09:18Don't tell me that, Pepe, it really hurt my back.
09:21It really knocked my vertebrae out!
09:23Where? Where did you hurt yourself?
09:25Here, here.
09:25Let me give you a first aid course.
09:28But, Pepe...
09:29Don't be silly!
09:30Hey, that's not on the back.
09:31Oh no?
09:32Thank goodness I didn't tell you my chest hurts.
09:34Before things get any more tense, let's get on with the contest.
09:37And we continue with the screamers.
09:43He shouts quite loudly, but without enthusiasm.
09:46And as a curiosity, we will say that the man on the right played Don Jim of the Green Tights in Spain.
09:51I don't believe it.
09:52Hey, you, stop shouting, please, we're talking.
09:55Yes, he really did make Don Jim of the Green Tights.
09:57Look, kid, show him.
09:59Show him the Green Tights.
10:00Do you see them?
10:01Ah, that's right.
10:02Are you still wearing them?
10:06I have good prices!
10:07And now we're going to see how well our contestants define a movie quote.
10:32Be careful with me, I only like comedy.
10:35Hahaha!
10:38I am the protagonist of Arachnophobia 8.
10:41What a great movie, huh?
10:42Hahaha!
10:46Gentlemen prefer redheads like me!
10:49I'm going to make you a gladiator, okay?
10:51In today's direct circuit, contestants will have to recite lines from famous films of their choice.
10:57This way we will be able to see his acting skills.
11:00My name is Maximus X Meridius, commander of the northern armies, general of the middle legions, faithful servant of the true emperor Marcus Aurelius.
11:10I am the father of a murdered son, the husband of a murdered wife, and I will achieve my revenge.
11:16In this life or the next? We'll see.
11:19Well, it's going to be in the next one, I think.
11:22Damn emperor!
11:24You played me!
11:26What a silly test!
11:27Oh yeah? Does that seem silly to you?
11:29Very good, very nice.
11:31Well, look, for being critical, you're going to eat a stone.
11:34No, he hasn't eaten it.
11:35Well, don't worry, you'll soon find the Cuatro logo and it will make things clearer for you.
11:40Come on, smartass, say now that this is stupid.
11:42Come on, say it now, say it.
11:44Take it! Just so you know, negative reviews here are very expensive!
11:51What am I going to do as Robocop?
11:53Robocop? Are there any catchy phrases in Robocop?
11:56Well, no, I don't think so. Besides, his portrayal of a robot is quite sad.
12:00Robots don't scream that much.
12:02Wait, let's see if what she meant was that she's going to play the villain in Robocop.
12:06And Robocop is our robot.
12:08Oh, well that's it!
12:09For those who don't know, our robot is the one that goes on top of the decorator
12:13and if it arrives before the contestant at the end, it costs the contestant dearly, not the robot.
12:18Yes, yes, now it's clear. Our Robocop is going to overtake her.
12:22It is also noticeable that the girl is human, because she processes very slowly.
12:25Don't turn around! You! Let the seesaw turn, you jerk!
12:28Well, I think we all know how Robocop ends.
12:30Robocop, the one, the two or the three.
12:32They all end the same, with the bad guy, in this case the bad girl, suffering a terrible punishment.
12:37Yes, because the robot has already reached the finish line, so, animal, send it into the water!
12:41No, no, I can still win!
12:43This woman looks like a tick. Wow! How she clings!
12:47It's cheating! You're cheating me! Because I'm bad!
12:50Wow, he inhaled, handsome!
12:52Hey, beautiful! You enjoyed it as much as I did!
12:58Cudeiro!
12:59But that Chinese Cudeiro! Where are you going with that?
13:00Let's compete!
13:01Come on, leave it, leave it, you're going to hurt yourself, you little pint!
13:05Chinese actor Cudeiro has offered to play the role of a kamikaze in Takeshi's film.
13:09Come on, Chinese, jump!
13:11But don't jump so much!
13:12No, you've put an end to Chinese Cudeiro's film career!
13:16May the force be with me!
13:18This girl has chosen the role of Princess Leia Organa for her caste test.
13:22It doesn't surprise me that she asked for the force to be with her, because she seems a little weak.
13:27The men in black have made it lukewarm from the start.
13:29In fact, the way they've left his face, he could now play the role of Chewbacca better than that of Leia.
13:34Wow, this guy is as much of a Jedi as I am of a firefighter.
13:37I don't know, maybe now he'll be able to stop the Cuatro logo with force.
13:42But I don't think so, huh?
13:43Rather, he has dodged it with luck.
13:44He hasn't dodged it much either.
13:46Come on, Leia!
13:47Use the force!
13:48Use the force!
13:49The force be with you!
13:51Well, he has no more strength left.
13:53Come on, let's interview her, but without sending her to Free de Párrago, okay?
13:57Let's all sing together!
13:59Loser! Loser!
14:01Hey, Pepe Alminos, invite me your caravan!
14:03But you've seen your face!
14:04I'm not stupid!
14:05And the last contestant to pass through the circuit will seduce us with a masterful interpretation of Forrest Gump.
14:11Oh, what a bitch!
14:12Thank goodness the fool is the one who does foolish things.
14:14Run, Forrest! Run!
14:17You're doing great, huh?
14:18He's nailing it.
14:19Life is there, like a box of chocolates.
14:22You never know what you're going to get there.
14:25For now, you've had your butt slapped.
14:28But a fool is someone who does foolish things, right?
14:30Oh, I already said that!
14:31Yes, Forrest, yes, you said it!
14:33But you run, Forrest! Run!
14:35And run a lot, because otherwise you'll get hit with balls.
14:37Life is like a box of chocolates that...
14:40Shut up, bore, and jump, come on, jump, Forrest!
14:42I'm coming now!
14:43Too bad!
14:44And on top of that, the guy laughs.
14:46I won!
14:49Junior, when you stop messing around, we'll start, okay?
14:51Look, the sequence is very simple.
14:53You are looking out the window on the 12th floor and you say the text.
14:56But, Takeshi, is this safe?
14:59Premium plywood, don't worry.
15:02Sure?
15:02Yes, if I had a son I would put him in there.
15:04And you already know that you are like a son to me, Junior.
15:06I don't know, Takeshi, will this hold my weight?
15:08But, Junior, this thing has some nails, look, they're this thick.
15:12But I have seen that it is stapled.
15:13No, no, they're just some really thick nails, I swear, it's super safe.
15:17Come on, go up, throw.
15:19That now we rescue you.
15:21You should have told me about the fire.
15:23Camera!
15:24Action!
15:25Help, Takeshi!
15:26There's fire in here!
15:27This is burning!
15:29The firefighters are coming!
15:30But, but they are already here.
15:32Takeshi!
15:33Takeshi, you tricked me!
15:34Are you the one who...?
15:35Relief!
15:36Help, I'm drowning!
15:37But the unfortunate man will aim for fire!
15:39It was for your own good, Junior, so they could achieve greater realism in their performance.
15:43Come on!
15:44Get the fire extinguisher in, guys!
15:46All right, Junior, stay in character, you're not letting off steam.
15:49Relief!
15:50Give it a little more, come on!
16:00And give him a puff now!
16:02I brought him a cough!
16:04And our next stop is at the legendary Zamburger Lake.
16:09To the Zamburger!
16:11By the pilarica, and you're going to enjoy it!
16:13Next, the contestants have to tell us what they do best.
16:16He dances the Jotas very well, but we don't need a dancer for the film.
16:22I have many concerns!
16:24I think this guy hasn't expressed himself well.
16:26It's not that he has many worries, it's that he doesn't know how to stay still.
16:30Not even after leaving the nacasones stamped.
16:32I am very indecisive!
16:34Let's see, the point is to tell us what you're best at, not your flaws.
16:39That's not a defect, because he has a very funny indecision.
16:44Urgent pre-message!
16:45It is clear that this postman in the movie could only play the role of a postman.
16:50And that he would never bring the letters on time, I'm afraid.
16:54I don't move my neck!
16:55Well, I don't know if that's a virtue. It's certainly strange.
16:58And besides, it's true. How awful! It feels like someone's hit him in the back.
17:05Look how I die!
17:06This man plays the role of someone who is shot very well.
17:10Well, we'll call you for the action scenes, okay, dude?
17:14I bounce very well!
17:16Well, we don't know what that could be useful for, but we have to admit that the guy does it phenomenally.
17:21Maybe if there was a pool scene, he could play the ball.
17:26I prefer a cake!
17:28I'm going!
17:29And of this individual we can only say that his face corresponds to his blow.
17:35Any comment is unnecessary.
17:38I'm off to Beijing 2008!
17:40This woman is a great athlete. She's a triple long jump champion.
17:44Of course, after the third jump, it gets complicated. Due to lack of experience, of course.
17:50But Pintrafilla, where are your clothes? Are they pigs?
17:53You'll have to excuse him, but what this man does best is nudism.
17:58And thank goodness we got him to put on his underwear.
18:00Well, I'm going to take them off!
18:02No dentists!
18:03This woman's case is much more tragic. She's afraid of the dentist and has never been to one.
18:08And of course, he has a piñata that drives him crazy.
18:11But let's interview her.
18:13Would I go if I were you?
18:14I don't know why.
18:15But girl, I'm even afraid that you'll kiss me.
18:18Your loss.
18:19Oh? So if I ask you, would you give me a kiss?
18:22Well, come on, I'm going to take the risk.
18:23My risk is that you tear off my lip with that piñata you have.
18:27Bite me!
18:28And with this nonsense, we're left with only 61 candidates to star in Takeshi's film.
18:34Well, I'm going to see if I can take a nap for a bit.
18:37Pepe!
18:37Man, Juanito!
18:39Hey, I wanted to ask you, is it true that you sell an engagement ring?
18:42Well yes.
18:43I'll buy it from you!
18:44I don't know if you can afford it, it's very expensive.
18:47I'll trade it for my mom's, okay?
18:49Well, here you go.
18:51Here it is.
18:52You've made a great deal.
18:53And you win, right?
18:58What a fool!
19:00Pepe!
19:02Call me stupid!
19:03There goes my mother's little girl!
19:08It has left my nacasones as good as new.
19:14But don't be confused!
19:15And we continue with the casting.
19:36As we've already mentioned, the selected candidates will be part of the lead cast of Takeshi Guitarra's upcoming film.
19:42Let's go with the medical test.
19:43Hello, flat-faced people!
19:45I belong to the medical staff of Humor Amarillo.
19:47And I can only let in those who are in shape or those who give me a kiss.
19:52Let's go surfing!
19:54I'm a kid!
19:55We're surfing on the ironing board.
19:57The test that will help us distinguish the healthy contestants from the weak ones today.
20:02Those who came home feeling weak or those who have become weak with the blow, of course.
20:06But with the nacasones like a bull!
20:08What's happening?
20:09And you might be wondering at home, why is a medical test required at a casting?
20:14The answer is very simple.
20:15Filming Takeshi's movies is very hard, almost as hard as this show.
20:19And only those who are physically and psychologically prepared can endure it.
20:23And of course, if the nacasones weigh you down a lot, these things happen.
20:27Hello, Mommy!
20:28To the range, the ceporra!
20:30Hello, Mommy!
20:31It's clear that a person who can't tell the difference between Tani and a camera will never be able to get into a movie set.
20:36Because it's a walking danger, the nipple isn't transparent, aunt.
20:39My goodness, what a distraction he has on him.
20:41I'm ready!
20:43Don't be fooled, sometimes enthusiasm is just that.
20:47Enthusiasm.
20:48He's lost his strength through his mouth, come on.
20:49I saw the board, my friend!
20:54It's all very well trying to be Brutley, but if you want to be a board, my friend, this can happen to you.
21:00You've become as still as a jerky.
21:01Zero flexibility, huh, darling?
21:05Call me eagle-eyed!
21:06Yeah, kid, we'll call you whatever you want.
21:08But someone nicknamed eagle eye is supposed to see very well.
21:12And what you haven't seen and just ate is a nipple.
21:15Oh, eagle eye, eagle eye!
21:17I think instead of eagle eye we're going to call you eye of the...
21:19Whenever you want!
21:20As we have already said, we are looking for people who are physically and psychologically well.
21:24That is, they understand what it means to go over the nipple.
21:29If they don't understand the basics, they're no good.
21:34I'm going to stick it to myself, okay?
21:36Let's see, we repeat it.
21:38The test is about overcoming obstacles, not hitting each other.
21:42Well, I understood this backwards.
21:43He goes to a blow for an obstacle.
21:45Come on, let him explain it in many meetings.
21:47Try to stay on the platform, man.
21:49Ah, well, that's a piece of cake.
21:51I understand these people less and less.
21:54Let's see if he can clarify this for us himself.
21:55You had to try to get to the end.
21:57Oh, look at that thing!
21:59You see, I saw a yellow monkey every week and I thought you had to hit yourself.
22:02Why are you speaking so quietly?
22:04Say hello, you little pill!
22:05No, I'm very nervous!
22:07Well, that's exactly what we don't need.
22:09Nervous people get upset too easily.
22:13In fact, they collapse at the first opportunity.
22:16Go on, go have a linden tea, woman!
22:18Takeshi, you are the best!
22:20Look, the mechanics of the test are perfectly understood.
22:23Even if he doesn't overcome the obstacles, he'll likely be among those chosen to star in Takeshi's film.
22:29Because what would it cost people to suck up a little?
22:32And of course, since he knows he's already selected, he relaxes.
22:34And when you relax, everything is much easier.
22:37Oh, I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it!
22:39I'm going to be famous, mother!
22:45And we arrived at Liete Tú de la Liana.
22:48The place chosen for the casting of specialists.
22:52Allianón!
22:54Go ahead, you little pill, go ahead!
22:56Look at my chest! Tattooed!
22:58On this occasion, those who manage to reach the platform and those who know how to make a spectacular fall will be chosen.
23:05It wasn't bad. As a head dive, I'd give it an eight.
23:09Oh, mother, I've gone blind!
23:11I'm going without glasses!
23:12Bad, bad, bad!
23:14A good specialist must have a perfect vision of his surroundings at all times.
23:18Because if this doesn't happen, it will ruin our scenery!
23:21I should have put in contact lenses.
23:23I'm new!
23:24Well, little pill, don't worry.
23:25I'm a little scared.
23:27Come on, there's a first time for everything.
23:28Don't be afraid, you little pill!
23:30Fearless!
23:31Come on, pull it out now!
23:32Come on, you bore!
23:36The more I think about it, the worse it's going to get, huh?
23:37Tani's right. The more you think about it, the worse it gets.
23:41And the worst thing is that I don't interview you, Pepe.
23:43What are you wearing under your pajamas?
23:44Another pajama!
23:45And underneath?
23:46Other!
23:47I'm wearing six pajamas.
23:48One below the other.
23:49And underneath a corset.
23:50Oh really?
23:51Well yes.
23:52Can I see it?
23:53Can you show me the fist of death?
23:55If you like.
23:56It's my turn!
23:57And this is the man who will make us all respect the specialist profession a little more from now on.
24:02Silence, please.
24:05What a barbarity!
24:06He left his neck stuck in the mud!
24:09For Spain!
24:10Oh!
24:10A Spanish specialist has come!
24:12Of course he could have left his beret at home.
24:14Do we still give an image to the world?
24:16I don't know about the beret, but he's left his knees here.
24:20What's happening?
24:21You don't like my beret or what?
24:22Here I go, guys!
24:24Well, well, well.
24:25With that dullness you can't aspire to anything.
24:28Honestly, there are people who don't know what a spectacular fall means.
24:32This, at best, is a silly fall.
24:34And very silly.
24:35Here's to you, Pinky!
24:37Wow, I didn't know there were specialists...
24:39...pirates.
24:40Well, man, of course.
24:41It even has its own war cry.
24:43Well, I don't know if I'm screaming or screaming little.
24:47Scream, scream.
24:48I come from the circus!
24:49This is the typical specialist who has come to the profession by accident.
24:53And it couldn't be better said.
24:54Attention!
24:55It has bounced perfectly.
24:58I'm going back to the circus!
25:00I assure you that I am not hurt.
25:02One thing that all specialists know, except this one seems to be, is that even if you wear
25:06the atomic ant helmet, when you put it in, you put it in.
25:09Oh, I'm your luta!
25:12Oh, mother!
25:13Well, in the end I did win.
25:15Gosh, what a blow I've taken.
25:17I hope the remaining twelve don't suffer as much as I did.
25:21I have to say that I am very unhappy with the way I am treated on this show.
25:25Hey, Pepe, do you want to introduce the New Year's Eve bell?
25:29Look, that's no good to me.
25:31Because how much time is left until New Year's Eve?
25:32I can't wait so many months.
25:34I want to be treated like the great presenter I already am.
25:36You have to wait, man.
25:38Wretches, I'm a television star, earning a lot of gold.
25:41Ah, no.
25:42And we come to the most painful test of yellow humor.
25:45The Nakasón canyons.
25:47Hello, my friends.
25:48Today we are going to learn the nine times table.
25:50Forget about tables and charts, children don't see this to learn anything.
25:53What they want to see are blows.
25:55Hey, don't treat me like that, okay?
25:57And then we continue.
25:59Make the big deal!
26:01Pirate power!
26:03Hey, isn't this Pinky's fan and what happened to the vine?
26:06Yes, it is him.
26:06And listen to what they are telling you from below.
26:09We're going to destroy you, pirate!
26:11We're going to leave your butt looking like the Japanese flag!
26:14That's called psychological pressure.
26:16They almost shot him without firing a single ball.
26:19Well, let him prepare himself, this has only just begun.
26:22The one we were asked for, well, we were told to use this test to find actors for the shooting sequence.
26:28Therefore, the contestants, in addition to maintaining balance, trying not to lose the golden ball and trying to reach the other side of the bridge,
26:35They have to show off their acting skills when they are machine-gunned.
26:38Go home, you bad actor! You've died a terrible death!
26:41You're not going to throw me away!
26:42It's not that the tattooed friend is very fast at dodging balls, it's that he has a significant base.
26:48There we can see the pinuelas pieces it has.
26:50He sleeps standing up, so he's not afraid of losing his balance.
26:53That would be possible as long as they didn't give him all the trouble.
26:56Hey, said and done. Now, he's died a bit unwell.
27:02Come back for another if you dare! Big Foot!
27:06Stop me!
27:07And pay attention, because this man is a professional.
27:09He has been shot in several films and knows how to act in front of the camera.
27:14His most recent deaths have been in The Last Samurai and letters from Iwo Jima.
27:18Well, we'll just shut up and let the show begin.
27:26Spectacular performance. He gave it his all!
27:29Especially the nacasones, which we have ripped out by the roots.
27:32Thank you very much, champion!
27:33Beware of the flower!
27:35The truth is that after what we just saw, I think whatever comes next is going to be too little for us.
27:39The bar is very high and this one, who only cares about his flower, I don't know if he's ready.
27:44But if they're not going to shoot the flower, let them worry about their nacasones, which just got blown away.
27:50Oh! How theatrical! Nothing, it's no good.
27:52Following!
27:53That's me, isn't it?
27:54Oh, what a sissy! I don't think we'll have much of a show with you either.
27:58I agree, because I have just been informed that she has brought her one-year-old son.
28:02I guess so they don't overdo it with her.
28:05Well, you should know that compassion doesn't come around here much.
28:09Well, Piltrofilla, stop over there and I'll throw you the ball.
28:12And don't worry, okay? Don't worry, I'll watch the baby for you.
28:16Oh, Tani, what's that?
28:17It makes me sad.
28:18Well, I was wrong. In the end, it turns out the baby worked.
28:22They are shooting at his legs.
28:24And Tani from Baby Seater! That's all I had left to see.
28:27Don't worry, Piltrofilla, nothing's going to happen to Mom.
28:30That's a bad position!
28:32In fact, he's crying out for the coup de grâce.
28:34Well, to be funny, he didn't laugh much, to be honest.
28:37Well yes, something did happen to Mom in the end, mini Piltrofilla.
28:40But it's okay, right? Maybe they don't recognize you, but that's okay.
28:44And through the tunnel of victory come today's three winners.
28:48Piltrofillas, fame, success and money await at the exit!
28:51Are you ready?
28:53Well, to Takeshi's set!
28:58Takeshi, the other actors are coming!
29:00Can I go down?
29:01Yes, of course, Junior, come down, come down.
29:03But I keep rolling, eh?
29:04Oh, I forgot Tiltrofilla, the stairs are rigged!
29:07But come down, come down without fear!
29:09No, better not!
29:11Hey, can you please tell these guys to stop watering me?
29:14No, Junior, no, let it be more realistic.
29:16Lay down the mat!
29:17Come on, let's shoot the mat scene!
29:20Action!
29:21Anytime, Junior!
29:22Takeshi, this looks like paper!
29:23I don't trust him, eh!
29:24No, I'm not going to jump!
29:26I could get hurt!
29:27Action, Junior, action!
29:29Oh, how hard it is to be a movie star!
29:30Come on, here I go!
29:36Hey Junior, I just realized the camera wasn't recording.
29:39We have to repeat everything.
29:40Well, find someone else, Takeshi.
29:42From now on, call me only to shoot erotic scenes, okay?
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