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00:00If you're a parent, today at Humor Amarillo we'll teach you a new way to encourage your children to eat a healthy breakfast.
00:07If you're a child, however, we'll show you what you need to do to take advantage of your parents to the extreme.
00:12And if you're not in any of those cases, we tell you...
00:14Enjoy the hits!
00:30Junior, did you have fun with your parents?
00:41Well, if I tell you the truth, not much.
00:42Oh really?
00:43Yeah.
00:44And do you know why?
00:45Because?
00:46Because when you were little there was no Yellow Humor, that's why you were bored with them.
00:49I had never thought about it.
00:51With Yellow Humor you would have been happy.
00:53Oh, really, another one like that.
00:54That's why today we're going to teach parents how to play with their children.
00:56Seriously? Is that why today's show is called My Parents Are Cool and why I have fun playing with them on Humor Amarillo?
01:02So, Junior, let's start by playing kite flying.
01:05But, Taquesi, I was bored playing kites with my father.
01:08Normal, but why didn't you use this system?
01:11Let's see, Junior, don't you notice anything strange about these kites?
01:14Well no, Taquesi.
01:16Look how they fly, look.
01:17Wow, they do have legs.
01:18Of course, the fun of playing kite flying with your dad like this is that your dad is the kite.
01:23Bi comet, my friend!
01:24Sure, look, catch the one that's getting away.
01:26Throw it on the ground, throw it on the ground!
01:28Come here, little kite, come here.
01:30Don't run away, you rascal.
01:31I've got you now.
01:32Now you can fly.
01:34Fly!
01:34Pull down, come on, fly!
01:39Careful, Junior, don't break the kite, okay?
01:41This is so much fun.
01:43Wow, you would have been so happy playing this game with my dad.
01:45Of course, maybe now I would be an orphan.
01:47But that's life, Junior.
01:48Long live Fias!
01:52The old monk heard and said to me on one occasion.
01:55Parents must lead by example.
01:57Who is a good example for your child?
02:00What a scare you gave me, mother!
02:02I thought only one or two people would raise their hands.
02:05Of course, now everyone is going to leave.
02:07Let's get to it!
02:08Hello, many parents suffer from heartache due to the upsets their children cause them.
02:15I invented this to fix it.
02:17I'll show it to you later.
02:20To the mess!
02:22The attack on the bun begins.
02:23Special parents and children.
02:25Which, as you can see, consists of tying children to the back of their parents.
02:29and let the kids be the ones who grab the bun with their mouths.
02:32Of course, to avoid the temptation of cheating,
02:34the kids are stuck inside a potato sack.
02:37A sack of potatoes weighing 12 or 13 kilos, at least.
02:40Some parents go to dig buckets.
02:43Ah! We forgot to mention something very important.
02:46There are no buns for everyone.
02:47That's why they're crowded together.
02:48And that's why the first ones to get the bun are so happy.
02:52It is a cruel, savage fight.
02:54Not only because there are few buns, but also because they are full of chocolate.
02:58Yes, we tried to do the test with fruits and vegetables,
03:01but it was a resounding failure.
03:03No child made the slightest attempt to pick them up.
03:05and we had to eliminate them all.
03:07And if you find it difficult to pick up the bun hanging from the rope,
03:11We have to say that it is much easier than other options.
03:14Yes, for example, what would happen if the bun was on the floor?
03:17Well, this.
03:18That poor father is going to have back problems for the rest of his life.
03:21And having to fight with someone else over the bun isn't so frustrating.
03:24like when you find a fat bun.
03:27And although it may not seem like it, there are some very cool buns here.
03:30who play with the feelings of the poor contestants.
03:33Hey you, you're cheating, we see you.
03:36What a shame. And there she is.
03:39Come on, Yoshiro!
03:40What a pain!
03:41Stop looking at the camera and grab the bun!
03:43You really are so absent-minded, kid!
03:45If you take the bun, kid, I'll buy you a bun.
03:48Two buns, come on.
03:49Let's go to the bakery, go.
03:51Leave it, mommy!
03:52You can't, your mouth is too small!
03:55Mommy!
03:55Let's go somewhere else, there's nothing to do here!
03:58Don't you have one?
03:59Well, be careful, I'm shooting.
04:00Beware of the baby tooth!
04:02Oh my God, they're going to kill each other!
04:04I can't see this, I'm very sensitive.
04:06Please, there are children in front.
04:08Don't behave like animals!
04:10Lady, pull, the child already has the bun.
04:13Please behave like civilized people.
04:15If the whistle is also going to blow.
04:18Wow, it's over!
04:19You're eliminated!
04:21Stop being an idiot, man!
04:22And rest, you must be dead.
04:25Madam, please sit down.
04:26Take a breath.
04:27Whose fault do you think was behind your elimination?
04:31What a fucking kid this is, he weighs a ton!
04:33So you go on a diet and hit the gym.
04:40And now it's the children who are taking control of the situation.
04:43And literally, because we've gotten to the point where I can drive my parents like they're a remote-controlled car.
04:48But before we begin, let's listen to the famous song.
04:51Get the cow out!
04:52Get the cow out!
04:53Get the cow out!
04:53Get the cow out!
04:54Get the cow out!
04:54Get the cow out!
04:55Get the cow out!
04:55Get the cow out!
04:56If you want, I'll sing to you, my mom's has other hair.
04:58Or you'll find out!
05:01My son is the best of all!
05:04I'm happy to get to second place!
05:06If I fall, you swallow the remote!
05:08You play for an hour and then go to bed, okay?
05:10Oh, he's done his homework!
05:12What these two mothers have done is a bit dangerous.
05:15You see, his children didn't like those comments at all and they made him pay for it.
05:18To start with, the red and green ones are already on the ground.
05:21If he hasn't known how to motivate the children.
05:23And be careful, the puna begins between the blue and the yellow.
05:25Oops!
05:26The yellow one is falling, it has fallen.
05:28Poor kid, look at his face, because he knows he'll have to swallow the remote now.
05:31The blue father goes first, but he had told his son that he was happy to finish second.
05:35Child, doubt, what do I do? Do I listen to my dad?
05:38Come on, yes, let the second one arrive.
05:40It's a chance for the white dad or the green mom to put themselves first.
05:44Son, remember I said you're the best.
05:47Go on, go on, give the command and I'll take the lead.
05:49I'm a little hot, could you give me some fresh air here, thank you.
05:52He is an optimistic father because the stream is there to distract, not to refresh.
05:57Hey, son, son, move a little, from there you can't see where you're taking me.
06:01Remember that you are the best, you do your homework, you are the best.
06:04But move your ass a little, it's perfect there.
06:06Come on, we're going to win, we're going to win.
06:08While the mother who told her son to play for a while and then go to bed pays the consequences.
06:12The child has just gone to sleep.
06:14And like an obedient son, the blue boy makes his dad come in second place.
06:18It's been tough, but the winners can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
06:21There is a sigh of relief.
06:22My friends, you should know that you spend too much time playing video games,
06:30watching stupid shows like this on TV, surfing the internet.
06:34And you're missing out on one of the greatest wonders in the world: reading.
06:39You have to read more, because books don't bite, books are your friends.
06:43I am a literature teacher at a high school and I know a lot about this.
06:47Look at this one next to me, the pigeon face he has.
06:49I have never read a book.
06:50Instead, look at the flakes that can be seen from the accordion.
06:53It's because they read a lot.
06:55And now we are going to show you the deterioration that ignorance causes in young minds.
07:00Hello.
07:01Hello, beautiful, come in.
07:03This girl hasn't read a book in her life.
07:05She's a jerk.
07:06Right, pretty girl?
07:07And now to prove it, he's not going to sing his name.
07:10What is your name?
07:11Come on, say it, it's very easy, whenever you want.
07:14Tell us your name in song, champion.
07:17Oh, what was it like?
07:19I don't remember, it started with L, I think.
07:22Or it was with Na.
07:26I don't remember.
07:37It started with Na, but I don't know what followed.
07:41Come on, pretty girl, you can do it.
07:45Leave it.
07:46Go now.
07:47You've humiliated yourself enough.
07:48You need to read more about porra.
07:50By the way, Nerea.
07:51They call you Nerea.
07:52This space has been sponsored by the association of parents who do not pick up a book even by chance,
07:56but they want their children to read.
07:59A thousand tricks.
08:00This thing that looks like a rotten melon is an American football.
08:02And with it, parents and their children will have to show that they make a good team,
08:05running cross country, dodging the evil beasts.
08:09Hello, pirates!
08:10How are you?
08:11We are the referees.
08:12I thought we were lifeguards.
08:13Oh, I wish he were a lifeguard.
08:16So the red flag doesn't mean you can't swim.
08:19To the water!
08:19We are the bad guys!
08:23We're so bad we even like bad jokes!
08:26Right, Juanito?
08:31Well, I didn't get it.
08:33And you, animal?
08:38We are a team and we are very united!
08:43To the melon!
08:44Well, you have to prove that you are united.
08:47Well, at the moment they are passing the ball around quite a bit,
08:49Although they don't know if it's to avoid responsibility or out of camaraderie.
08:53Mommy, where are you?
08:54They've surrounded me!
08:55They've surrounded me!
08:56Mommy!
08:57Mommy, I can't see you!
08:58But how is he going to see her if her mommy is in Burgos?
09:01This is a mother and daughter united.
09:03Come on!
09:04Well, if before the mother was in Burgos,
09:06is now in Luxembourg.
09:08Mommy, don't leave me alone!
09:10Please don't leave me alone!
09:11Here, Placaji.
09:12It almost ripped his head off.
09:14No, his head is coming off now.
09:15We are a team!
09:18This father and son have divided the roles.
09:21The father is the pitcher and the child,
09:23the one who runs to the finish line,
09:24to wait for the ball to reach him.
09:26The six-player play!
09:27Come on, six!
09:28The one we taught with your mother!
09:29The six!
09:30Get ready, the ball is coming!
09:32There you go, get her!
09:34Damn, what a sad launch!
09:36I did the six, not the eleven!
09:37Yes, and even blame the poor kid!
09:39Son, who's in charge?
09:41Dad!
09:41And here we have the typical father who has no confidence in his son.
09:46Give it to me, Mauricio!
09:47Give it to me!
09:48Give it to me, kid!
09:50I know what to do!
09:51Come on, give it to me!
09:52Give it to me, demon!
09:53Give it to me, ball!
09:54If before it was the father who did not trust his son,
09:56Now he is the son who does not trust his father.
09:59Give it to me!
09:59Pass it to me, Mauricio!
10:00Pass it to me, I'll break away!
10:01Come on, I'm going for the band!
10:02Pass it to me, I'm alone!
10:04Stop wasting time!
10:06Here, Dad, I'll pass it to you now!
10:08Well, now I don't want it!
10:09Sucker!
10:10You're a sucker!
10:11And a big head too!
10:13I don't know how the helmet got in you!
10:14You want the strongest dad!
10:16You!
10:17And now we are going to witness another disappointment.
10:19This boy believes that his father is capable of defeating anyone who stands in his way.
10:23He's convinced his dad can take on those five bad beasts alone and emerge victorious.
10:29Poor!
10:30Pass it to me, son!
10:31Pass it to me!
10:32Give it to me, I'll crush this myself!
10:34Pass the ball!
10:35And you'll see!
10:36I'm going to destroy them!
10:37You'll see!
10:38Give it to me, give it to me, I'm coming!
10:40Relief!
10:40They're hitting me, son!
10:41Help, help me!
10:42Take the ball and find your way!
10:44These guys are killing me!
10:45The child has just taken a very important step towards maturity.
10:47The myth of his father has fallen.
10:49And now he has fallen too.
10:50And even though he tries to keep fighting, it's too late.
10:55We are a team!
10:56Yes, they are a team, but a team of chicks.
10:59About turkeys with Parkinson's, because they are unable to catch the ball.
11:03Run, daughter, they're coming!
11:05Don't pass it to me, okay?
11:06Daughter, daughter, put down the ball and come help Mom!
11:08Please, they've got me!
11:10How sad, really!
11:11These children would be better off competing alone, because their parents are a real burden to them.
11:16Well wait, because I think they heard you!
11:19Breaking News!
11:20News flash.
11:22The children in this special Humor Amarillo program refuse to continue competing with their parents.
11:26They have declared a sit-down strike and will not abandon the protest until their parents have left the show's set.
11:32We're connected to the strike live!
11:33Come and Vildrafillas!
11:34We're a little surprised because this is the first time there's been a strike at Humor Amarillo.
11:38These bastards are going to be unionists.
11:40But the truth is that you are right.
11:42Your parents knew how to say it without it being offensive.
11:46Your parents are useless!
11:48And that was affecting the program.
11:50That's why you are now alone in the face of danger.
11:52And that's why I ask you, what are you better off with?
11:54Yeah!
11:55We hope that with this you will end this strike.
11:58Do you want to participate?
12:00Perfect, but first we need to change the title of the program.
12:03Please put it on!
12:04My parents are stupid and I have fun without them playing in Humor Amarillo.
12:07Well, with the small crisis over, small due to the size of the protesters, we go back to the contest.
12:13Here begins for the second time this special Parents and Children of Humor Amarillo, but now without parents.
12:19And some might think, how outrageous!
12:21But if there are children who aren't even five years old, how are they going to compete alone?
12:25To which we respond.
12:27After seeing the lamentable actions of their parents, we are convinced that they are in less danger without them.
12:32Of course, we will be very careful, above all, to avoid being sued by the child's advocate.
12:36Yes, it's me, Pepe Libistón I, the authentic, the original.
12:40I was fired without severance pay because the public didn't like me.
12:44Since I didn't believe it, I put an ad in the newspaper saying that anyone who wanted me back should call this number.
12:49And three people called.
12:51I can see how much I valued that in my work, you bastards.
12:53I see you don't mind if a great professional goes on unemployment, but without holding grudges, okay?
12:57The truth is that if I'm here today, it's not because of popular acclaim, you bastards, but because Pepe, the other one, has had an accident.
13:04I'm going to give you a demonstration of how my invention, the pepelectrocardiogram, works.
13:09It's very easy to handle, just connect to the navel, the positive pole, look, like this.
13:14And the negative is connected to the nipple.
13:17Let's hit the button...
13:19ON!
13:19I'm fibrillating! I'm fibrillating!
13:28But Pepe, what are you doing, you beast? This thing's battery-powered! It's as if you were plugging it into the power supply!
13:33I won't say I'm happy, but what I know for sure is that today you're going to see what you've been missing.
13:37Yellow humor and it has a real reporter, one of the good ones.
13:49And in this second program launch, we don't start with the attack on the bun, but with...
14:01The Little Wall of China!
14:03Today smaller than ever.
14:04And not because the wall is shorter, but because of the size of the contestants.
14:08They go to scale.
14:09Aside from the fact that they run around like headless chickens.
14:12Please, a little tidy up, okay? This isn't the schoolyard!
14:15I don't know, but I think we've put too much trust in these kids.
14:18Either that, or it was a very bad idea to put up the wall as a first test.
14:22At this rate, no one will qualify.
14:24It's just that none of them reach the ropes. This is starting to smell like disaster to me.
14:28But that's because they haven't realized one thing yet.
14:30That unity is strength.
14:32Or as the Japanese proverb goes, you can't do it alone! With friends, you can!
14:36But there is still hope.
14:38The older ones, that is, those with the longest legs, are making it.
14:42Well, not just the ones with long legs.
14:45Look at this monkey.
14:46Well, I don't understand.
14:47No, these two girls can't even make it halfway and Chinese Rick has already qualified.
14:52How did he do it?
14:53Yes, how strange, yes.
14:54Because taller children can't avoid falling even by running.
14:59This is a mystery, huh?
15:00There is the answer.
15:02Tani is playing Sidle.
15:03What Sidle?
15:04The one with the elevators?
15:05No, man.
15:06The one on the list.
15:07He's helping them get out of here.
15:08Well, help them, because we're starting to see some very dramatic images.
15:11Help me, Tani, guys!
15:13Leave me alone!
15:14Hey, I'm trying to help you.
15:16What did he tell you to leave me alone?
15:18No, statements!
15:19Well, it seems we've overcome the obstacle.
15:22Almost all the children have crossed over to the other side.
15:25Thank goodness.
15:26This is how you can follow the program.
15:29Let's Play.
15:30That?
15:31Make faces.
15:31Did you like that one?
15:34Junior, you're getting dumber every day, huh?
15:36Don't laugh at your own jokes, that's super sad.
15:39Are you done yet?
15:40Can we continue?
15:42Come on, let's teach the kids how to play face-to-face with their friends.
15:45And how do you play?
15:46Well, look, these are the parts of the face.
15:48I introduce them to you.
15:49And what part is this?
15:50What part are you?
15:51I'm a chubby cheek!
15:53Do you like the masks we put on them?
15:55What are they made of, Takeshi?
15:56Well, I think it's the fabric of my underwear.
15:58Oh my goodness, this show is getting dumber every day.
16:01Come on, go ahead, boys.
16:03Let's get this over with.
16:04Let's play!
16:05Put them in position!
16:06Hey, Takeshi, why are you wearing masks?
16:09Well, to make it more fun.
16:10This is the ridiculous encounter they are doing.
16:13Are you a little disoriented, Takeshi?
16:15Come on, let's put a little order because the nose is going to end up on the forehead, I think.
16:20It looks like a Picasso painting.
16:22Should we try to sell it?
16:23Come on, please stand up straight, guys, okay?
16:26Position yourselves properly.
16:27Put yourselves in your place.
16:29Wow, they listened to you so quickly!
16:30I'm burning very well, Junior.
16:32And now what do we do?
16:33Well, you and I are the brain, so let's order the face to laugh.
16:37Laugh!
16:38Let's see those eyes that are upside down.
16:40Now, now, perfect.
16:42And now let's yawn!
16:46How sleepy I am, my goodness!
16:48Hey, Takeshi, what's that black spot on your forehead?
16:52Well, I think that's a mole.
16:53And what is he doing?
16:55Better not ask, we feel like sneezing now.
16:57Achus!
16:58Let's say something.
17:00Yellow humor is the best.
17:03How I love yellow humor!
17:06It's the best program in the world.
17:08Takeshi, I think we just suffered a mouth injury.
17:11Only the upper lip moves.
17:12And Junior, I think the mole on your forehead is actually on your pubis.
17:16Juanito is looking forward to playing piñata with our little contestants.
17:20Hey, Paco hasn't had time to put on all his makeup.
17:23Well, let it stay as it is, because the Chinotaur Labyrinth for children has to start now.
17:28And since it's for children, we've chosen the old labyrinth, which is much smaller and more manageable.
17:33Well, it's small for Paco and Juanito, but for the kids it's quite big.
17:37In fact, the kids find it so big that even with Paco's help they are unable to find their way out.
17:42Over there, kid, over there!
17:43Although in reality he wasn't marking the exit for Paco.
17:46Rather, he was pointing out where the pool was.
17:48And since the boy doesn't pay any attention, there's only one solution.
17:52Go ahead, Juanito!
17:53You'll see how handsome we're going to leave you, kid.
17:56Hey, this kid was missing so many teeth before he entered the maze.
17:59I hope that's paint.
18:01Oh! How confidently did she get in, huh?
18:03It seems that he has it very clear.
18:05Yes, yes, she's got it made. She's gone straight into the water.
18:08Can you throw him a float?
18:10Don't worry, mini glass, I've already talked to the monsters.
18:13We have to say it. This girl is a power broker. She's Tani's niece.
18:18And his uncle has promised him that nothing will happen to him inside the labyrinth.
18:21Well, maybe he gets a little door slammed in his face, but nothing more.
18:25That's why he can afford to wander from left to right without any fixed direction.
18:29Because he knows that Paco and Juanito will put him back on the right path.
18:32Not straight ahead, you bastard! To the left! This is to the left!
18:36And of course, this way it is very easy to reach the end.
18:39Plugged in, out!
18:39This child, since he doesn't have an outlet, doesn't see it so clearly.
18:44Wait a minute! Where's Paco? Has he gone back to the bar?
18:47No, it was hidden there, strategically placed.
18:50Son, what a scare, mardao, man!
18:52You're screwed!
18:54Don't take your mouth off at me, puza.
18:56And this girl? What's wrong with her? Why doesn't she want us to take her mouth off?
18:59Because she wears braces and is very flirtatious.
19:01Well, it seems to me that in addition to teeth, eyesight should be examined.
19:05He needs glasses because he hasn't seen Paco.
19:07Well, now he's sure to see Juanito. And if he doesn't see him, he feels it.
19:11It's time to do a mini interview.
19:14Come on, get pretty!
19:15I'm very happy because they did my makeup very well.
19:18But what are you saying?
19:19Well, look.
19:20That's right! You look like a little mouse!
19:22Oh, don't hit me, baby!
19:24Why do you think they caught you?
19:25Because they're bad people. In fact, I'm going to call the child protection advocate right now to sue them and get them into trouble.
19:30And if instead of demanding we dance, dance! Dance! Dance more!
19:34He didn't say you are, Pepe.
19:36Okay, I'm not suing you, but you have to buy me a new t-shirt and it has to be a brand name.
19:39I don't wear just anything.
19:41And I want it all in writing, signed in a contract, okay?
19:44Okay, but in exchange you have to show us your braces.
19:47If you catch me, I'll bite you! You bastard!
19:50And we still have 81 brats running... well, walking.
19:55There are lazy people, yes!
19:57Well, I just saved the program from a lawsuit.
19:59These things are not done by the other.
20:01The PPS who is only concerned with hitting on titis.
20:04Well, if you want me to stay, you have to ask me now.
20:07Come on, ask me, ask me.
20:09I tell you yes! I swear yes!
20:10Alzamburger!
20:29And we arrive at the legendary lazamburguesas test.
20:32Today, considering the small size of the contestants, we're going to have a free hand.
20:36Come on, kid, get the lazamburger up and go, we're going to have a free hand.
20:40Also, we are going to allow them to go slowly, so they can think about it,
20:45let them look and look again at the hamburgers before jumping.
20:48Well, the easy way out is over.
20:49Go home and don't be like a kid who hasn't broken a plate, it won't be of any use to you.
20:55Hey, pretty, it's one thing to say you can go slow.
20:58and quite another, that you go at a snail's pace.
21:01The truth is that thanks to that we have gotten our heads wet.
21:04We had a problem with this kid.
21:06Since he has adult legs, we gave him an adult helmet.
21:08But it's clear that he has the head of a child, with an unnecessary helmet on all sides.
21:13This girl's dream was to participate in the surfing competition.
21:16But since it's very dangerous for her age, we've told her no way.
21:19Oh, she doesn't care, because she surfed anyway.
21:21And pay attention to this kid's professionalism.
21:25The guy adjusts his pants, adjusts his knee pads for the second time.
21:29It's clear he's not taking this test lightly.
21:31So, after so much preparation, since it went into the water so quickly, all we can say is...
21:37You're a genius, kid!
21:38This girl has a lot of pressure.
21:40Her mother and sisters, who have already competed in yellow humor, are watching her.
21:44Well, let's interview her.
21:46We make the cow!
21:46We're going to do it, kitty!
21:52I bet I do some great interviews!
21:54Let's ask your mother how you did.
21:56How have you seen your daughter?
21:58Well, bad, because I wasn't wearing glasses at the time.
22:00How funny!
22:01I'm serious, I had taken off my glasses.
22:04Well, let's ask your sisters.
22:06I made it to the last test and I passed them all, too.
22:10Is that true, ma'am?
22:12Well, I don't know.
22:13I've already told you that at that moment I had taken off my glasses.
22:15What a heavy guy, huh!
22:17Well, here we end the interview.
22:20It's very good here!
22:21Goodbye, Dad!
22:23This child has been selected from more than 2,000 applicants.
22:26to play the role of Piranha in the Japanese version of Verano Azul.
22:30So what are you doing here?
22:33Well, you don't see him falling.
22:34Greetings to Pancho and Chanquete and Bea and Julia and Javi!
22:39And pay close attention to this kid's expression.
22:41when he realizes he hasn't jumped on a hamburger.
22:44What happens if I don't change my expression?
22:46That's the weird thing.
22:47Hey, I'm not here for this, kid.
22:49Wait here.
22:50Tani!
22:51Don't be like that, man, the kid is very small and needs help.
22:54Well, come and help him!
22:55Really?
22:56What a treat you are, Tani!
22:57Nothing's going to happen to you!
22:58Alright!
23:00Come on, now I'm going to scare this one!
23:01Hey, kid!
23:02You take control, she won't understand!
23:04So this one, right?
23:05Very good.
23:06Well, come on, you're the boss.
23:07Whenever you want, little rascal!
23:10Hey, come on, I don't have all day!
23:12I'm going to catch your nose cold!
23:14If you stain my uniform, I'll slap you, eh!
23:16I'll let you know!
23:17And now what?
23:17Where does the young man want to go?
23:19Let's see, tell me, where do you want?
23:20To that one?
23:21Oh, well, come on, I'm coming!
23:23And hurry up, eh, you're not the only contestant.
23:26Oh my goodness, I'm going to have to go to the chiropractor later.
23:28It's leaving my back destroyed.
23:30Well, Mico, where do we go now?
23:32I can go out now, Tani!
23:33Bye bye!
23:34At least give me a tip, you bastard, otherwise...
23:37And we come to the special liana mess, kids.
23:48It's the same as the adult pool, but with the difference that we've put less water in the pool, which we have to save, because there's a lot of drought.
23:57We have to say that the test is designed for children under 10 years old, that is, rather small in size.
24:03Those who are older than that and are long-legged will have a hard time passing the test.
24:08As the first two have just seen in their own layers.
24:12This kid, on the other hand, is the perfect size.
24:15And what's more, it comes out at just the right moment.
24:18Why? What happens if you don't let go at the right moment?
24:21Well, this is what happens.
24:24And if you don't let go in general, you can spend half an hour swinging.
24:28I'm sick of you!
24:30Hey, let go! There are more contestants waiting, kid!
24:33Come on, let's go!
24:34Wow, how annoying!
24:35What some people do to really get attention.
24:38We forgot to mention that those who fall on the platform are classified, not against it.
24:43Gosh, you have to be warned!
24:46You've said it before, guys!
24:48But those things don't need to be said.
24:50It's like saying you have to let go of the rope.
24:52It's obvious!
24:53Well, it seems that not everyone is so clear about it.
24:56So I'm going to repeat what I said...
24:58Those who fall on the platform, not against it, are classified.
25:01Did you get it, kid?
25:04Almost!
25:04But I'm running to the bathroom!
25:06And since we're stating the obvious, we'll just have to hold on to the rope.
25:11And pay attention, because here comes Chinorri Cudeiro.
25:15Cheer up, Chinorri!
25:16Prove that you are your father's son!
25:18Bye bye!
25:18No!
25:19You have killed Chinorri Cudeiro!
25:21And the population of child contestants has been reduced to 43.
25:28Thank you so much.
25:29Thank you for this award.
25:33I am proud to be the first reporter to win an Oscar.
25:53To the gate!
25:54We are at the Gates of Panic.
25:57Four rows of doors, some of which are covered with a sheet of paper, as we have just seen.
26:02And others with plywood.
26:04That's the plywood one, in case anyone hadn't noticed.
26:07When adults do it, we really see some spectacular blowouts.
26:11But with children you have to be a little more careful.
26:13Here I go, man!
26:14Mini Piltrafilla!
26:16Not the one in the center!
26:17Not the one in the center!
26:18That!
26:18The one on the left!
26:19But hey, what is this?
26:21Another nephew of Tani?
26:22What a shame!
26:23The one in the center, Mini Piltrafilla!
26:24Perfect!
26:25Now the second one on the right!
26:27Very well, Mini Piltrafilla!
26:28Now the third from the right, starting from the left!
26:30He's messing things up for the poor guy!
26:31What a mess, what a mess!
26:32Go home grounded, you wretch!
26:37It's normal to feel traumatized, because being eliminated so close to the end is very frustrating.
26:43I don't know, let's ask this one.
26:45How frustrating?
26:46Oh, my son, how frustrated!
26:48I'm going home!
26:48And here comes the youngest contestant in the history of Yellow Human, the Monkey.
26:53And oh, it's been eliminated!
26:55No, the door is made of paper, Mico!
26:57But well, although it is normal, since it is very small, it is very small.
27:00And he goes through the second door and oh, he's been eliminated.
27:03No, it's also made of paper!
27:04Look!
27:05Wow, so it's not just that he's small, it's that he's also a bit lazy.
27:10Well, he's starting to get the hang of it.
27:12Well, a lot of tricks, but the Monkey almost crashed to the ground all by himself.
27:15Here are 22 tender infants heading confidently towards the final challenge!
27:21I dedicate this Oscar to my parents and my mothers!
27:26Guys, I think I'm going crazy.
27:28Calm down, Pepe, and take the medication we need for the growth spurt.
27:32It's the reward for the children who have made it this far.
27:35Now, thanks to Yellow Human, they can decide how tall they want to be.
27:39In the growth mushroom, the mini-contestants can choose how they want us to stretch them.
27:44There are two basic options. The first is the one we're looking at.
27:47It's a slow stretch. The mini-contestant remains holding onto the mushroom,
27:51while their arms and legs are gaining length.
27:53Until he gets tired, of course. This kid has only grown a couple of inches.
27:58The other option is to grow in a growth spurt. The kind of growth spurt you get when you launch yourself into the air.
28:02That can have side effects!
28:04I can't see, I've gone blind!
28:05This kid has chosen option 2, because he says he wants to grow 20 centimeters in one growth spurt.
28:10I think he's reached 30. Look, he's grown so much that now the poor thing has trouble walking.
28:16The boy in the striped sweater prefers to grow little by little.
28:19Let's see, the little-by-little-grow button... Oops! Wait, I've got the wrong button.
28:24Well, quick, slow, what does it matter?
28:27The next kid doesn't want to grow up. He's content to spin around like a sledgehammer.
28:31Well, here we go, kid.
28:33And watch out, party, party! And now we're off to Ibiza.
28:37This one, on the other hand, just wants to grow one arm so he can scratch his feet without bending down, which is very lazy.
28:42Well now, come on, arms outstretched.
28:44Let's see if he is satisfied with the operation.
28:48Happy, kid?
28:48Yes. Well, no.
28:50As?
28:51My arm hasn't grown, my head has. You've messed it up.
28:54It takes a while to count!
28:55Instead, this guy wants something very simple: for us to treat him like a sausage.
28:59Treat him like a sausage? What does that mean?
29:02Well, this is what we let fall like a turd without moving it too much.
29:04And this little girl wants us to lengthen her legs, because she dreams of working on the catwalk.
29:10Make her legs longer? But they're already so long.
29:13Well, a couple of extra inches won't hurt either.
29:17But stop now, you'll be able to get off the mushroom without jumping.
29:20Look at him, let's see where he finds the pants in his size now.
29:24Well, if they're custom-made, problem solved. And if not, then they can go with fences.
29:27And General Tani arrives at Takeshi's castle with the winners of today's show.
29:34That's four. No, wait. Five. No. Seven.
29:39Oh my goodness, how many have won today? Wow! The babies keep coming out!
29:43My traffic, get to the back of the line. Don't confuse me.
29:45Hey, there's still a lot to go. The program is almost over, and I still have to say it out loud.
29:51And this isn't possible. Some people have snuck in, right?
29:54Damn, the program is over and it's over.
29:56Or as they say in Japanese, oh my goodness, it seems true that Japan is overpopulated.
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