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00:00Today monstrous creatures will invade this program
00:08Giant statues will come to life
00:13And the final battle between good and evil will take place.
00:30There has been a shocking news that has shocked the entire planet.
00:49What seemed like it would never happen has happened.
00:53Tania has conquered Takeshi's castle and the first thing she has done is suppress yellow humor
01:00We will never see contestants punching like crazy again.
01:04Life will not be the same without them.
01:07Not content with that, Tania has also set fire to the castle.
01:10Well, it was by accident, while I was cooking.
01:12The news that took place in Japan, which is that island you see on the screen
01:16It immediately spread to all the world's media outlets.
01:20Takeshi's castle has been burned down, the headlines proclaimed.
01:23And then they said, thank you Tani for putting an end to that nightmare called yellow humor
01:28And meanwhile Tania has completely renovated the castle
01:32And turned it into a 24-hour party room
01:36Pirate party! Let the party go on! 24-hour pirate party!
01:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! How nice it is to have a whole day of partying without having to tell the contestants off!
02:00Come on, let's have a shot!
02:02Well, I'm a sucker! Come on, a gentleman!
02:04For you, Tani!
02:05For you, Tani, for you!
02:06Oh, how delicious!
02:12By the way, you are a bunch of turncoats.
02:15But...
02:16I'm going to play the pilot! Come on, I'm going to play the pilot! I like it!
02:20Hello, hello, hello! How are you? How are you, Tani?
02:23Oh, how long I have waited for this moment!
02:25That you were the boss!
02:26Oh, by the way, how you bet in that kimono!
02:28And what soft hands you have!
02:30Look, I brought you a bottle of sake so you can be my little friend!
02:34Hit it hard, hit it, on the bottle!
02:35Thank you, thank you, Pepe!
02:36It's little, it's little, Patita, not just anything is little!
02:39Have you seen?
02:39Calm down, calm down, Pepe, you're making me nervous.
02:42I went to the barber to look better just for you, you know?
02:45Oh, by the way, what soft hands you have! I've already told you!
02:48Calm down, calm down. Hey, Pepe, I need a servant. Are you interested in the position?
02:51I'll get it! I'll please you with whatever you need!
02:53Do you want me to rub your back? I'll rub your back!
02:56Not necessary for now, Pepe! Now, let the party continue!
02:59Party!
03:00Party, party!
03:01And meanwhile, Takeshi and Junior had begun a great adventure.
03:06We've lost them, Junior!
03:08I think so, Takeshi! I can't see them anymore! Oh, Pepe, come on, run!
03:14Takeshi, you should have paid their salaries for the past two years. That way they wouldn't be so angry.
03:20Giddy up, Baldhead! Giddy up! Take me to the nearest airport! Run! Come on, Baldhead!
03:26Takeshi, do you think we'll find that island?
03:28Listen to me, Junior. When have I ever let you down? You see, that Tani doesn't know what's coming his way.
03:33By the way, Takeshi, how cute we are as dolls. Oh, hello, Raven! Hello, how are you?
03:37Hey, Junior, did you remember to put gas in the plane, right?
03:40Me? But I don't have a single euro!
03:42Will he be a bastard? Huston, we have a problem! S.O.S., S.O.S.!
03:47We're going to die, Takeshi! We might as well end up on a desert island full of hot chicks like the one in Lost.
03:52Junior, before I die, I want you to know that...
03:54Yes, I love you too, Takeshi!
03:55No, Junior, if I was going to tell you that the girl you flirted with online was me...
03:59Wow, Takeshi, you're really into it! You're a 28-year-old lover, and I thought I was hot.
04:06Oh, Junior, how lucky we were to find this lifeboat right in the middle of the sea!
04:09Come on, rhyme, rhyme, we're almost there!
04:12By the way, Takeshi, what's on that island?
04:14Well, there are monsters. And I'll convince them to join me against Tami.
04:18By the way, that shark over there is giving you the dirty look, Junior.
04:20Oh, but it's a lie, Takeshi, this one doesn't do anything!
04:23Ugh, what a stupid thing I've done! I don't know how I haven't seen this before, honestly.
04:27And after several more turns, Takeshi and Junior arrived at the island of monsters.
04:32Takeshi had it all figured out. He told the monsters that if they joined him, they'd be on TV,
04:36They would be famous and would get lots of dates.
04:38A monster became so happy that it accidentally destroyed the island's local television station.
04:42Although it doesn't matter, they only put their heart into it.
04:46Welcome to the night of the frisky monsters. Part one.
04:50Junior, I have to talk to the hairdressers later, okay?
04:52What they have done to you is nameless.
04:54Come on, you're permanent.
04:55Hey, have you paid the monsters?
04:57Millions and millions.
04:59Oh really?
05:00Well yes.
05:00Euros or yens?
05:03Of Monopoly bills.
05:04And now Junior, we're going to present the monsters as if they were on a fashion show.
05:10Come on, go ahead!
05:12Those of you who are a few years old will remember it.
05:14It's Cookie Monster!
05:16Here we see him in a classic scene devouring an entire pastry.
05:19Oh, it's the dried apricot monster!
05:21But don't tell him to his face, because he might do this to you.
05:24Next up is Spinacho, the children's friend, whose words were incomprehensible when he spoke.
05:31This is a monster, Conchi, Ultraman's girlfriend.
05:35When they had a fight, the whole world trembled.
05:37My goodness, what a mess they were making!
05:40And who doesn't remember Godzilla?
05:41That friendly giant dinosaur that tried to destroy the world on several occasions.
05:45The police had to shoot him for it.
05:48Hey, it's the rock monster!
05:49Look how he plays the guitar!
05:50Like John Lennon, a fan tried to kill him.
05:53But the poor monster survived.
05:55By the skin of my teeth, that's for sure.
05:59Eduardito Manos Pinzas is a good guy.
06:01The thing is that his appearance makes you think he is bad.
06:03and ends up receiving missiles from all sides.
06:09And here comes the dragon with bad breath.
06:11And we don't mean that as an insult, okay?
06:13Because if you come across his breath, he's dead.
06:16But otherwise he is very playful.
06:18The bad thing is that he destroys cities when he plays.
06:20These are just some of the monsters that will be participating in today's show.
06:23But there are many more.
06:25Hey, you, leave the pagoda alone, man, it hasn't done anything to you.
06:28Come on, Junior, attack.
06:29Come on, get ready, attack!
06:37Incanturrón!
06:39The first obstacle in the monsters' path is the Little Wall of China.
06:42The monsters launch their deadly rays at the small wall
06:47And now we see that they are heading towards it and yes, yes, it seems that they have destroyed it.
06:52All the rumors are confirmed.
06:54Monsters exist and they throw destructive rays.
06:56How strong, how strong, how strong!
06:58What an exclusive!
06:59Hey, I was looking at the yellow humor regulations.
07:02and it says that the wall must be jumped over,
07:05that it is strictly forbidden to cross it.
07:07Well, go down there with the regulations in hand and tell these monsters.
07:11You'll see how much fun the destructive ray gives you.
07:13You're going to end up as handsome as the wall.
07:15No, no, it's not worth it.
07:17If we let them in, they all seem nicer, too...
07:20Look, that yellow monster is super cute.
07:23I was talking to him earlier and he told me a really good joke.
07:26Come on, tell me about it.
07:27What does a monster do after the dentist fixes his teeth?
07:31Well, eat it, right?
07:32Man, jokes always bother me. This is the last one I'll tell you.
07:35And please don't get confused.
07:37These are not the next Big Brother contestants.
07:39And while many pass, there are others who cannot find their way.
07:43Hey, where's my right?
07:45A fart! Don't look into his eyes, he'll petrify you!
07:48Hello, handsome!
07:52Pull, man! Ginger, pull!
07:53Don't leave me in the ass, Jolín.
07:57Hello! Well, here I am with some of the monsters featured in today's show.
08:00Let's talk to them for a bit. Come on, let's see what they have to say.
08:03How's it going, Spinacho? How did it go?
08:07And what do you tell yourself?
08:09How are you, Godzilla?
08:10Well, let's see. These were the monsters' first statements.
08:16Many people mistake him for the bogeyman, but he is actually Juanito Baldness.
08:20Few people confuse him with Jesús Vázquez, because he is Paco Peluca.
08:24The first monster that tried to overcome the maze was Slimer, who appeared in the Ghostbusters movies.
08:29Moquete is a bug that constantly has a cold.
08:32And that causes him, apart from having a lot of snot, to always be a little bit dazed, the kid.
08:37And of course, between all the snot and the confusion he carries around, the boy sometimes makes a false step.
08:43Don't worry, Moquete, now Paco and Juanito will give you a medicine for the cold that works like a charm.
08:49This is Shibovu, the clumsy monster. His three-meter height causes him a lot of trouble.
08:54For example, not fitting through doors, but that has its advantages too.
08:58Since you're so tall, no one messes with you.
09:01And Paco and Juanito let you pass because you impose too much on them, because they are cowards.
09:06My baldness has receded a little.
09:07I'll tell you.
09:08Many of you may remember Cookie Monster with a different appearance, but time passes for everyone.
09:13And you might ask, how is it possible that this monster, if he ate so many cookies, is so thin?
09:18Well, it's very easy. He didn't eat them, he just put them in his mouth, tore them apart, and then threw them away.
09:24Because as it is a doll, it has no digestive system.
09:27But you'd have to eat something to live, right?
09:29Well, he used to eat television presenters, like Jordi L.P.
09:33It's really that he is my friend.
09:34And speaking of cookies, here comes the gingerbread man.
09:38Lovely on the outside and delicious on the inside.
09:40The Gingerbread Man has a problem.
09:42It's so good that everyone wants to eat it.
09:45That's why you have to be very careful, because anyone who passes by you,
09:48can bite him.
09:50Yes, pay attention, because the gingerbread man has fallen.
09:52This may be the end of him, but luck is on his side.
09:55Paco and Juanito are on a diet and the doctor has forbidden them from eating sweets.
09:59So they'll just sprinkle a little bit of icing sugar on top.
10:02And they'll leave it ready for someone with a sweet tooth to put in their mouth.
10:06Or I'd bite this guy right now.
10:10Well, the shark ate me.
10:12But it is the real shark that still carries in its mouth the last victim it ate.
10:17Those who watch documentaries about the voice will know.
10:18But sharks on land are not very clever.
10:22And yes, yes, we know, critics.
10:24It's just the head of a shark.
10:25But there was no budget for more.
10:27No, yes, I've already seen that there is no budget.
10:28Because the scene of the monsters shooting lightning at the wall...
10:31Oh my goodness, that looked like a Butch movie.
10:34The shark knows how to swim, but the poor man in its belly can't.
10:37And he's about to drown.
10:38If he survives, we'll interview him. Come on.
10:40How cool a shark interview.
10:41I should have killed myself, huh.
10:43It has been a terrifying chinotaur labyrinth.
10:46But let's repeat the scariest moment of all.
10:49He was a poor, guileless jerk who really screwed up.
10:53Oh, what a pity it's not nighttime!
10:54Because it is phosphorescent, a village in the darkness.
10:56It's super cool, huh.
10:57The truth is that the monster of the dirty lagoon next to the monsters of today is quite sad.
11:13Well, it's always been very sad.
11:14At school, this monster was called "orejones" by his classmates.
11:18And the truth is that they were right.
11:19But today he's going to prove that his big ears are good for something and he's going to get revenge for their mockery.
11:24Yes, because the monster's ears cut through the wind so that the board acquires the right speed.
11:30to stand exactly on the green arrow.
11:34Very good, dried apricots! Very good!
11:36Don't call him a little orejones, poor man!
11:39This is Eragon, the dragon that appeared in the movie of the same name.
11:42But this dragon was good, wasn't it?
11:44Yes, what happens is that the poor dragon made the movie with all his enthusiasm.
11:47And then it turns out the movie is a hit, it makes a ton of money, and he didn't get a penny.
11:52How cool! Of course! Since he's a dragon, they thought he was stupid.
11:55That's why he ate the producers and turned bad. In that order, specifically.
11:59Oh, poor dragon! I hate people being ripped off, but I hate dragons even more.
12:04because they are better.
12:07And now turn off your cell phones and keep absolute silence,
12:10because the giant centipede comes into action, and he is going to risk his life in this test.
12:15We have placed two boards so that it fits.
12:17Junior, come on, push him hard! Go for it!
12:21Junior, leaning on the slimy ass of the hundred-footer, pushes him to his fatal destination.
12:25No, pray, Marin! Help! I have wives and children!
12:28And I have to pay the mortgage on the hole I live in!
12:31The centipede has gone into the water, but instead of dying, he has mutated into a beautiful young boy.
12:36How beautiful!
12:37This is the giant olive stuffed with anchovy.
12:41My favorites are those filled with anchovy. I don't like the ones with bones.
12:45Well, having made this important clarification, we have to say that this was a normal olive,
12:49until a radioactive spider bit her.
12:51And now you dedicate yourself to fighting evil?
12:54No, I don't think so. He's opened a canned goods store.
12:56Ah, much better, of course.
12:58He is the famous centaur of Greek mythology. Half horse, half human.
13:03But if it's half of each thing, the brain that has it.
13:06Of person, of course.
13:07And the lung?
13:08The lung of a person.
13:09And its parts?
13:10Oh, look! The poor kid fell into the water. On his butt, too.
13:13Well, you've left me with doubt, because if his parts are horse, my goodness.
13:17Hey, this isn't the time or place to talk about that stuff.
13:23While they're moving forward, those monsters are coming straight for us!
13:27Why is Aunt Malpona sunbathing in a bikini over there? Come on, take it all off!
13:30Oh, he did that to me, mate! What a pirate!
13:33You're so funny! A monster's kind of punishment! You with this nonsense!
13:36I'm sorry, Tani, forgive me!
13:38Hey, by the way, where was my sati sunbathing? I have a little itch down here.
13:42And that means I need to get pregnant.
13:45And while Tani is looking for a woman, the monsters have arrived at the hamburgers.
13:49The first is the rock monster who will perform one of his most famous songs for us.
13:53We're going to play some rock and roll at Monster Square.
13:56We're going to dance with some monsters, of course!
14:01The Statue of Liberty has also joined the monster team.
14:04She's good, that's why she doesn't know how to do these things very well.
14:08And pay attention, this burón is back, still digesting the last sucker he ate.
14:12You know, I believe that all people have a destiny.
14:15And the bald guy's is drowning.
14:17I don't know if it will be now or in the next program, but this one will definitely drown.
14:21Seriously? Am I really going to drown? Help! I don't want to!
14:24And now much respect, because this totem is a sacred element for the Indian people.
14:32It was said of totems that they were so powerful that they could grant wishes,
14:37They could kiss storms and they could also fly.
14:41I don't know about the rest, but the last one was either false or certain.
14:45Oh, what a silly little thing I've got into! Hello, Pepe, nice to meet you!
14:49Do you want me to be delighted too? Well, you could send an Indian woman from your village to my caravan.
14:54I was going to thank you very much.
14:56We thought it was dead, but no. The giant anchovy-stuffed olive is back.
15:01And it seems like he's dead again. But no!
15:04That olive is silly!
15:06Hey, I'd gobble it up!
15:07Giant olives are not known for being very intelligent.
15:10Come on, instead of brains, they have anchovies and that's how it goes for them.
15:14Give me the bottle opener with a beer, come on!
15:16She is the mermaid, who with her songs bewitched all the sailors who approached her.
15:21Are you sure that face was bewitching someone?
15:24Man, put yourself in the shoes of a sailor who has been at sea for seven months without seeing a woman.
15:29Even if this is what you see, it seems like a gift from heaven.
15:32Well, the mermaid has been so hit that now she appears, bewitching her.
15:36Sing something to yourself, siren!
15:37Tell me about the sea, sailor!
15:41Tell me things I don't know!
15:43It's super sad!
15:45The dragon with bad breath has heard the siren's songs and seems to be a little lost.
15:49Well yes, they have had an effect on the chants.
15:54And he put his mouth in the water of the lake.
15:55But it must be filthy! That water is so dirty!
15:58I'm telling you, it's what I have left over after bathing.
16:00Oh, then what I thought was dirty!
16:03Well, I don't shower anymore, Junior.
16:05The burgers are over, but they left us with a moment to remember.
16:08The death by asphyxiation of a myth like the Statue of Liberty.
16:12Hey, what's this doing on a monster show?
16:14Little Samurai, I want you to stop those monsters. Come on!
16:18Stop them, Little Samurai!
16:20No one can beat him. He's invincible!
16:23Come on, guys! A big round of applause for Little Samurai! Everyone clap! Come on!
16:27Hit it hard, Little Samurai! Hit it!
16:34Tani, I think we're lost.
16:36Well, I don't know why you tell him.
16:37And we arrived at the gates of panic!
16:41With the rock monster!
16:43His dream is to be famous.
16:45Sell a lot of records.
16:46Having lots of groupies, of course.
16:48And play the Benikashin festival this summer.
16:51The thing is, this monster really likes beers.
16:54And so goes the colleague. He's bent over.
16:56And pay attention, because now comes an epic battle.
16:58The rock monster vs. the Little Samurai.
17:01The monster has used its tail to attack!
17:03Oops, that sounded a bit bad!
17:04And the Little Samurai sends the rock monster to the canvas!
17:07The countdown begins!
17:09But the rock monster has risen!
17:11The Little Samurai wanted to finish him off on the ground, but that is forbidden.
17:15The monster tried its supersonic scream, but it seemed to have no effect on the Little Samurai.
17:20The fight is at its highest.
17:22And wait a minute, it seems like the monster is running away. He's a coward. He runs away and...
17:25Oh my goodness! How's the monster from the past doing?
17:27That march must be a real party, huh?
17:29I'm the fireball, man!
17:31And the fireball, woman!
17:33And we are a couple!
17:34Come on, darling! For the doors!
17:36Burn it, hubby! Leave it to me, I'll go ahead!
17:39No, if something happened to you I wouldn't be able to get over it!
17:41Are you okay, my love?
17:42Yes, darling, don't worry about me.
17:44Come on, here I go!
17:46No, wait, madam! Don't go alone! It's dangerous!
17:48Oh, I'm still alive, honey! Look at me! I'm still in one piece!
17:52Oh, watch out for that monster, love! Don't let him do anything to you!
17:54Don't worry! I'll kill him!
17:56Don't do anything crazy!
17:57Have I ever told you that when you get hysterical, you're adorable?
18:00Oh, don't just stand there! Follow me!
18:02Come on! Follow me, kissy!
18:05Oh, my love! Come on, let's go through this door!
18:07Oh, honey!
18:08I don't think this is the time to do this, huh?
18:10Then, when we get home, yeah, that's it.
18:12It's a promise, huh, Lina?
18:14Then don't say that your head hurts from fire.
18:16Come on, we only have one love left!
18:18Come on, both of us together, like a loving couple!
18:21We love each other!
18:22I love you, my ball!
18:24And now we're going to take over Troy.
18:25This is the ghost of the elongated neck.
18:28Uh, uh!
18:29His story is tragic.
18:31He was a boy who had two girlfriends.
18:33One day the girlfriends realized that he was cheating on them.
18:36They both wanted to stay with the boy,
18:38so one stretched his legs and the other his head.
18:40The result is what you see.
18:42They lengthened his neck by several meters.
18:43And what's worse, when the girls saw him like that,
18:45They told him that they were ignoring him.
18:47Since that day, he wanders like a soul in pain,
18:49looking for a girl who will love him just the way he is.
18:52Maybe one day I'll find a girl
18:54who knows how to take advantage of that neck.
18:56But today the only thing he has found
18:57It is a bricked-up door.
19:00Hey, I'm the centaur!
19:02Watch out, centaur, there's a pothole there!
19:04Oops, I twisted my leg!
19:05I think I've had to make a sacrifice.
19:07The centaur, in his daily life,
19:09faces the typical problems
19:11that anyone faces
19:13half horse, half human.
19:15For example, controlling four legs instead of two.
19:17it is much more complicated.
19:18Trying to speak when all you can say is whinnying
19:21It is also difficult.
19:23Go to the cinema and sit down to watch a movie
19:24becomes quite an odyssey.
19:26Not to mention finding a decent job,
19:28that is not pulling a cart.
19:30But the most complicated are, without a doubt,
19:32sexual relations.
19:34The centaur has overcome all those barriers
19:36and has just reached the end of the route.
19:38The next time you see a centaur,
19:40instead of insulting him,
19:41think about all these things.
19:42If it's Spinacho, the favorite character
19:44of the children of the planet Mars!
19:46There I had a program called
19:47Barrio Marciano, but when it was over
19:50He lost his job and had to emigrate to Earth.
19:52Now he ekes out a living appearing on programs like this one.
19:55Espinacho taught the Martian children
19:58to be better people.
20:00It's a shame that your program
20:01not be seen on Earth.
20:03Because the little Samurai
20:04I would have learned those very important values
20:06and I wouldn't be hitting him now.
20:08And although Espinacho was good,
20:09He also has his genius.
20:11Of course!
20:12Hey, I'm thinking.
20:13Espinacho and Espinete do not look too similar.
20:16Let's see if it turns out that a scriptwriter
20:18he went to Mars,
20:19he saw Espinacho,
20:20returned to Earth
20:21and trusted it by changing the name.
20:23Ready!
20:23How strong, how strong!
20:24He'll bring this out tomorrow at the tomato.
20:26And that elephant wasn't invited to the show.
20:28But there was a circus right next door.
20:29and has escaped.
20:30Of course, the poor guy has seen the yellow humor plate.
20:32and could not resist entering the competition.
20:34Just in case,
20:35The tamers already have
20:36tranquilizer darts ready.
20:38Well, much better than darts
20:39is that they only crash into a door.
20:42He reminds me of Dumbo, but he's bigger.
20:46It's the hundred foot giant
20:48and he is so happy that he is singing.
20:50But he had not mutated and had become a man.
20:55Yes, but he didn't like being a human person very much.
20:58because he has to go to work every day,
21:00has to pay taxes,
21:02has to buy clothes
21:03and that is why he has preferred to become a hundred feet again.
21:06Of course, the truth is that the life of a hundred feet
21:08It is much more comfortable,
21:09does not have so many obligations.
21:11You still get hit, to be honest.
21:19All the monsters are gone now, right?
21:21What a scary experience, my goodness.
21:22They wanted me to go out and interview them.
21:23and I said, yes,
21:25you are going to interview them.
21:26Well, you're not ready,
21:27He takes one of those and starts.
21:28Take, take, take.
21:30Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!
21:31And it leaves me looking like a fig
21:32with how thin I am.
21:47Hey, baby, since you're my servant.
21:48Would you give your life for me?
21:50Of course.
21:50Don't hesitate so much.
21:51And my life is whatever it takes.
21:52I'll give you my underwear.
21:54My caravan is yours.
21:55I have no dignity.
21:56No, no, you're going to give me your life.
21:57Look, I want you to put your head in there and drown.
21:59Let's get to it!
22:02Pepe, come on, be brave.
22:04It is a gesture of honor.
22:05But don't get out of grace or pull inwards.
22:07I can't take it anymore!
22:08What a pull, pull!
22:10Oh, what a beautiful death you're going to have, Pepe!
22:12I'm really jealous of you!
22:15Tani, I don't want to die without tasting a woman,
22:17You understand, right?
22:18It's not to be ugly.
22:23Jumping Pirate!
22:24Welcome to a new test.
22:26Jumping Pirate!
22:27The monsters will enter through a tube and will have to exit through that hole to land on the mat.
22:32Come on, pirate, say hello!
22:34And now jump, jump, pirate monster!
22:36Eduardo Manos Pinzas is going to debut the test!
22:39If it falls down the tube, of course.
22:41Goodbye, monster!
22:42Have a good trip, pirate!
22:45And now comes the critical moment.
22:47The forced landing.
22:49He couldn't use his tongs to hold on and the poor thing went into the water.
22:52No, we're not going to a pirate party!
22:54Although Frankenstein seems like a pretty serious guy, he's actually a joker, he's a party animal,
22:59It's the uncle.
23:01And although it may seem incredible, he has managed to pass the test.
23:04And now he's going to give us a demonstration of how fun it is.
23:07Do the robot dance, Frankie, come on!
23:09Thank you, dear audience! Thank you very much!
23:18Thank you!
23:19You're not going to suck my blood, pirate!
23:21No, Paul!
23:22That's with my Dracula, no!
23:24That's my cousin! I'm Dracula Cudeiro!
23:27It's Dracula Cudeiro, one of the most feared vampires in all of Transylvania!
23:30If he's smart, he'll transform into a bat, fly away, and land softly on the mat.
23:36Well, you're a smart face, what do you want me to say? He doesn't really have one.
23:41No! No! No! Dracula Cudeiro is dead for being a fool!
23:44I'm a witch!
23:46Come on, jump in, pirate! Before you cast a spell on us, come on.
23:49This is the novice wizard. The last spell he cast cost him turning into a mouse.
23:55And the spell he cast to fall onto the mat, as you can see, didn't work either.
23:59You need to go to Merlin's school more, man!
24:04Oh, Mermaid, what beautiful hair you have, pirate!
24:06Please get a close-up of this beauty, guys! Come on! Get a close-up of her! Look how pretty she is, huh!
24:12Come on, throw it away! You've had your moment of glory, darling!
24:15In fact, his moment of glory is coming right now.
24:18When I land.
24:19Gosh, I should hire someone to hold my umbrella!
24:22Meanwhile, the Mermaid is about to land. There we see her tail. So she won't be far behind.
24:27And he fell like a piece of junk. He's fine, but he's hurt himself, right?
24:30You know what? Pepe asked her to be his girlfriend, and she turned him down.
24:34Yes! The Little Mermaid told me she didn't want anything to do with me.
24:37And he wouldn't come to my caravan because it didn't have a jacuzzi.
24:40I'm devastated! My heart has been broken! Oh, I'm so sad!
24:45Oops! Oh! Oh, look! A one-euro coin!
24:49How lucky I am! I'm the happiest guy in the world!
24:56Hey, pirate monsters! On the count of three, we'll exchange them in close-up, okay?
25:00One, two, three. Here I am, cute.
25:02And it's time to play into God's hands.
25:05Instructions for use: Pinky throws a ball into the air and the monsters have to catch it.
25:09It's easy to understand, right?
25:10Yes, but not so easy to do.
25:14For freedom!
25:15But the statue had not died in the hamburgers.
25:17Yes, but he discovered that he likes strong emotions and has come back for more.
25:21Wow, New York! It can't be the same city without her.
25:25Hey, Thornbone! Let's see if you can catch my ball, pirate.
25:29No, Thorn! Don't play Pinky's game! It'll be much worse! He's lost a foot!
25:33Help him, Don Pimpón!
25:34The lucky Buddha, with eight hands, should not have to suffer much to pass the test.
25:40Oh my! What a save!
25:42Let him become a Spanish citizen and we'll get him for the national football team. What do we need him for?
25:47This is Conchi, the monster who was Ultraman's girlfriend.
25:50Monstrous humor has come to try to win him back. Will they succeed?
25:54We'll know soon enough, but for now we have to go straight to Consumo Gusto, the monstrous version.
26:00Today starring...
26:02The lady, more lady than ever.
26:05Pinky Winky, who is gaining a little weight.
26:08He has a purpose.
26:10Harry Potter's cousin, who if you're careless, will take your eyes out.
26:13Ultragago, Ultraman's sister, defender of good and order.
26:17And the brave boy, trained to fight in the most troubled schools in the country.
26:22Fighters, don't go with the child, or we'll have it later.
26:24That's very small, man!
26:26I'll take it through Moquete, he can't.
26:28That's for me, come on, Junior.
26:30Oh, Moquete! He's playing Pinky Winky!
26:32Pinky is so happy!
26:34This guy is really dumb.
26:36Pinky is so happy because Slime was one of her favorite childhood characters.
26:40He still fondly remembers the first time he saw him at his neighborhood movie theater.
26:44You could say she fell in love with him.
26:46And Pinky thinks that by touching him he's already won, so he'll let Moquete throw him to the ground.
26:51And Moquete, in gratitude, gives him a good kiss with drool.
26:55What a beautiful love story between a man and a booger!
26:58Come on, Junior, get the ball out for Aragón!
27:00Let's see! Come on!
27:03You got Harry Potter's cousin!
27:04The cousin is so scared he can't move from his spot!
27:08Come on, coward, he's not going to eat you!
27:10Well, maybe he'll burn you with his fiery breath.
27:11But I think the grill is much better.
27:14Harry Potter!
27:14Or fillies, or whatever your name is!
27:17The fight begins and Harry Potter's cousin flees.
27:20Are you running away?
27:21And does he run away more?
27:22Just think about running away!
27:23Aragón gets nervous because the seams of his suit are showing.
27:26and decides to finish him off before it is discovered that he is actually a man dressed as a dragon.
27:30Aragon!
27:31Junior, you're going to destroy your soba like you can't fit any more arms, you beast!
27:40Green! Oh, not the poor child!
27:42Let's see, I'm going to take it out, since I'm not for...
27:44Let's see, yellow.
27:46Damn, pinquino!
27:47Not again, it's already out.
27:49Come on, take out another one, Junior.
27:51Calm down, Buddha, we're almost out of stock!
27:52We just want to send you to someone, okay?
27:54Wow, the red one, Harry Potter's cousin not again, man!
27:57Let's see, what am I looking for?
27:59Red again, so come on, I'll hit you with Harry Potter's cousin.
28:01Look how good I am at flying!
28:04Harry Potter's cousin is exhausted.
28:06He just crushed Aragon and now he's going to have to face the Buddha of Luck.
28:09The Lucky Buddha lands eight-handed punches on him and the cousin doesn't even know where they're landing.
28:15But wait a minute, the cousin just remembered that his mom told him he would watch this show.
28:18and it has come up.
28:20He doesn't want to disappoint the woman, who is everything to him.
28:23His change has been spectacular.
28:25He is wringing the Buddha's hands.
28:27But, but what a guy, what is Harry like?
28:29But, but he lost.
28:31His mother is ashamed of the son she had.
28:33You've messed up all my hands, Harry, you bastard.
28:37And you, Ochila, how are you? How are you?
28:40Ultra Girl!
28:42He liked it, he liked it!
28:43Look, that's how you have to give it.
28:45My goodness, Junior, it seems he's into her, yes.
28:47Ultra Girl vs. Godzilla!
28:49It's the most anticipated matchup after Madrid-Barça.
28:52The fight looks spectacular, but then the word appears...
28:56To be continued!
28:58And in the next program...
29:01The final battle between Tani's forces and Takeshi's monsters will come to an end.
29:07Will Takeshi be able to reclaim his castle and return to presenting yellow humor?
29:11Will the frenzied monsters be able to survive the shower of rocks they are subjected to?
29:18Will it make the centaurs extinct after this one dies in the rolls?
29:23Can any monster overcome the vine?
29:27This one at least certainly not.
29:29Will Conchi win back the love of her life, Ultraman?
29:32We'll see all of that and much more in the next one...
29:35Monstrous humor!
29:36Or as they say in Japanese...
29:38I'll be left without nails waiting for the next program to arrive!
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