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00:00What prize do they give out at Humor Amarillo to get people to come and compete?
00:04What did Takeshi do before hosting this show?
00:06How many serious accidents have the contestants suffered?
00:10Today these questions will be answered...
00:12Because this is...
00:14Everything you always wanted to know about Humor Amarillo but were afraid to ask.
00:19Well, you actually did dare to ask, because you ask tons of questions in your emails.
00:24But we really liked the title and we wanted to release it.
00:27Today, every time a cartoon like this one appears on the screen, we'll tell you about Humor Amarillo.
00:32Well, it tells a story, right? Because the drawing came out.
00:35No, this one wasn't worth it. This one was to explain how things work.
00:37My goodness, we're off to a good start.
00:40And today we also welcome Mario's replacement.
00:44Here it comes!
00:47Accompanied by the Van Asarre dance troupe.
00:49My goodness, they are totally eighties.
00:52The thing is that Humor Amarillo began to be recorded in 1986.
00:56What are you saying? Is this show from '86?
00:59No, man, no, not this one. This one's from '87.
01:01We've already put the ones from '86.
01:03And it's still on? I know.
01:05But so that people know it too.
01:07Well no, it ended in 1990.
01:09But we still have a lot of programs ahead of us.
01:12It will rather be behind, because they have already been issued.
01:15This is like the prequels to Star Wars, isn't it?
01:17That happen before what already happened.
01:19Well, well, don't give me any advice.
01:21We are about to witness the presentation of a new idol.
01:24Ah, well look, it's not a bad start.
01:28With a good fall.
01:29This guy is going to be a lot of fun.
01:32But let's see, what's this guy's name?
01:36Because we've been with him for a while, a good while, and he still hasn't introduced himself.
01:40Come on, introduce yourself.
01:40Hi how are things?
01:42My name is?
01:43Junior.
01:44Is called?
01:45Junior.
01:46Of course, he's young, that's why he's called Junior.
01:49Man, I don't see him that young.
01:51And with the welcome dance, which his henchmen have prepared for him,
01:54that more than a dance it seems that everyone is drunk on wine,
01:57We get to know the contestants of today's program.
02:00And little trocilla, did you know that before doing yellow humor I was a very, very well-known actor in Japan?
02:08Have you ever seen the Japanese commissioner, yes or no?
02:11After reminiscing about her glorious past, Tani turns to her pitiful present.
02:18While before he rubbed shoulders with stars,
02:20Now they associate with contestants who don't mind losing a few bones to appear on TV.
02:26That's life, friends.
02:27Some days you're up and some days you're down.
02:29Like Pedro Ruiz.
02:31Was that one up there one day?
02:32What the fuck!
02:33The general's job is very hard.
02:35Sometimes they have to talk to more than one contestant, and that's torture.
02:38Now, after dispatching that bore who won't leave him alone,
02:43He goes to talk to some religious people, most of them practicing.
02:48Tani tells them that if they know how to pray something, they can start doing it now.
02:51It was a common phrase that he said to all the contestants,
02:55But they have taken it literally and begin to pray.
02:58Pay attention to their songs, for they are meant to be heard.
03:01A big kiss.
03:08And now, please pay attention to the face Tani has made, it's something to behold.
03:19He tells them, stop, that's enough.
03:22My goodness, what I've been like!
03:23Yonanturrón!
03:24Hey, how are you?
03:30Well, since it was raining and it was quite cold, I said to myself,
03:33Look, instead of staying home warm and watching TV,
03:36I'm going to go out to a terrace and have a drink.
03:39Something to go with, right?
03:41And what better for this grey weather than a good strawberry ice cream.
03:45Well, I'm going to drink it because it's getting wet.
03:48Let's see how it is, because they've ripped me off, really, really.
03:51Oh, how cold it is on my teeth!
04:01And just like Tani, who remembered old times,
04:04Today we also wanted to remember them and we returned to the Little Wall of China.
04:09It seems that the bollazo test did not really arouse passions.
04:12And as Karina said, any time in the past seems better to us.
04:16And this test seems better to us simply because of the sadistic fact that the contestants hurt each other more.
04:22Look, Tani's drawing has come out.
04:24That means we have to tell something.
04:26For example, what prize did the winners of Humor Amarillo take home?
04:29Wow, that's definitely a bigger prize than the Pasapalabra jackpot, right?
04:33Well, not so much.
04:34One million yen.
04:35One million one hundred thousand pesetas.
04:37And in euros?
04:38It's just that I'm not clear about money.
04:39Eh, seven thousand euros.
04:40Seven thousand euros?
04:41For everything they do?
04:43But what is this?
04:44For risking their lives, for humiliating themselves like that, they would do it for free.
04:48We should actually charge them, because this is like an amusement park.
04:52From death, yes.
04:54And pay attention to the butane gas crew, who load people as if they were gas cylinders.
04:59This one is a little thirsty, as he has already had a good mud shake.
05:02And here we have some guys who are not just touching the girl's ass,
05:06is that they put in...
05:07Well, you've already seen it.
05:08Now let's talk to the only two contestants who didn't pass the test.
05:13Let's see, there are two of you.
05:14So help each other.
05:16But who helps whom?
05:17Well, for example, he to you, you to him, he to him or you to you.
05:21Come on, I'll do it for you.
05:21No, no, you to me.
05:22No, no, I love you.
05:23And you to you.
05:24Come on, you bores.
05:25Come on, yes.
05:26Push his ass, come on.
05:27Let it pass.
05:28Well done, kid.
05:30I did it!
05:31No, you didn't get it.
05:32But don't tell me if he's a man.
05:34Of course, now you have to go through it alone.
05:36Come on, go for it.
05:36Hey, you're very silly.
05:37Look, I'll help you, but now I'll leave you in the lurch.
05:45Oh, the whistle has blown.
05:46You are eliminated.
05:48But hey, you've been a good Samaritan.
05:50You have helped him pass.
05:51How did you do it?
05:52Well, I helped him like this.
05:53I pushed and it happened.
05:55And then he passed me by.
05:56Hey, that's your age below.
05:58You're in pretty bad shape, aren't you?
06:00I let myself get through the test.
06:02Not even Blas's.
06:03What did you want the money for?
06:04For a trip.
06:05That I wanted to go to Amsterdam with the university students to have fun.
06:08To Amsterdam, you rascal?
06:10No, man, don't think badly.
06:11It's to see the canals and the red light district that I like.
06:14Look, he's not nice anymore.
06:15That's why I'm going to give you the retake of the test.
06:17Look, there you are.
06:19Pushing the one who left you stranded.
06:21Wow, how cool it is to be on TV!
06:23I also wonder things about a good yellow.
06:26For example, is yellow humor born or made?
06:28Who came first, humor or yellow?
06:29And if I'm Japanese, what am I doing appearing on a Spanish network?
06:32Why am I wearing this hat?
06:33When it is clear that it has gone out of fashion.
06:34Are tamujas edible and if so, what do they taste like?
06:36What are nakazones?
06:37Because I keep hearing that word and I don't understand it.
06:39I am Japanese.
06:40Is anyone listening or am I just asking questions on air?
06:42Hey, please, someone say something.
06:44Put the microphone in him!
07:03It seems that Junior and Minita Kessy are becoming friends.
07:06Junior told him he was going to have a few beers after the show.
07:09and Minita Kessy loved the idea.
07:11Oh, this Junior is going to pervert our doll, huh?
07:13Wait, a British explorer is coming.
07:16What could he have come to do in this distant place?
07:18Perhaps you have come to discover the land of the rising sun.
07:21But, of course, there's just one problem.
07:23They discovered it a few years ago.
07:25Junior invites the explorer to watch his television program.
07:28And then the explorer lets go.
07:29When do poops come out, amazed?
07:33Paco Peluca wants to get out of that prison and that's why he hits the wall.
07:37But you just have to push the door.
07:39Juanito Calvici wants to break the chain and he has done it on top of his efforts.
07:44If he pretends now.
07:47Welcome to the coolest maze.
07:49The Labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
07:51This contestant will be remembered because he was one of those who prayed at the beginning of the program.
07:56We'll see if his prayers have been answered.
07:58Your god isn't listening to you right now.
08:00This kid says he's Aquaman, the superhero who breathes underwater.
08:05Well, for a superhero, he's pretty cowardly.
08:07No, what happens is that he wants to give us a demonstration of his powers.
08:10Observe.
08:14Ah, look, well he's a superhero.
08:15It has endured a lot underwater.
08:17Three seconds, at least.
08:19This girl's parents sent her to participate in a yellow humor contest to see if she can brighten up a bit.
08:23Because she is 22 years old and is very young.
08:26She still has to sleep with her parents because she's afraid of doing it alone.
08:31Paco and Juanito try to make her mature with their own method.
08:35Which consists of shaking her and shouting, "Grow up girl!"
08:39Enough of this nonsense, man.
08:42Well, let's see if the method has worked.
08:44Let's see how the girl turns out.
08:47Well, it seems to me that rather than fixing it, they have created a lifelong trauma for him.
08:51Well, let Pepe comfort her.
08:52What happened?
08:54Three people have already thought of it!
08:58Do you need anything?
08:59To my parents!
09:00Well, you see they are in the caravan.
09:02This contestant wants to prove that Paco and Juanito are not necessary in this test.
09:06In other words, it's like SEPI, which wants to show that here, like at Spanish Television, there are too many people.
09:11Well, we're not thinking about that in the next layoff.
09:15This guy has painted the colors of the Spanish flag on his face.
09:18Yes, he's a fan of our national football team and is already preparing to cheer at the World Cup.
09:23Let's see how he does, because his participation here may be a preview of what's to come for Spain.
09:28The guy was going to throw himself, but they told him, stay still, stop, that we're going to score a few goals against you first.
09:33Let's see, they tear his shirt.
09:35They commit a ton of fouls that the referee doesn't even call.
09:38They injure him for the entire World Cup, so he never plays again.
09:43And when it's over, after they've scored 800 goals, then...
09:48The kid can't take it anymore and gives up.
09:50Well yes, this is what awaits the Spanish team.
09:54The same as in every World Cup, let's say.
09:56Oh, a little drawing by Paco Peluca.
09:58Let's now tell you where the idea for Humor Amarillo came from.
10:01Well, the idea came from Takeshi Kitano, who was playing Super Mario Bros. on his Nintendo one day, and he thought...
10:06Hey, could I make a contest out of this?
10:09Of course, in the video game if you get killed, nothing happens.
10:12And that was the funny thing, that when you bring the video game to real life, if you get killed, well, something happens.
10:17And then he sold the idea to TBS, which is a television network in Japan.
10:21And the rest, as they say, is history.
10:23This intrepid kid who has taken Tani by storm is a virgin.
10:30After watching him in action for five seconds, I no longer have the slightest doubt.
10:34The guy is really geeky.
10:38He needs someone to show him how sex works.
10:40And what better teachers than Paco and Juanito.
10:44We've asked them to deflower him and teach him four things to get him started.
10:48The class begins. They tell him, "First you lie down and spread your legs, come on."
10:51But open them, man, it's for your own good.
10:53Don't resist.
10:55And then, well, nothing, it's time for the macaroni, which I always like.
10:58It seems to me that this lesson was directed at a girl.
11:02Yes, they have confused the gender, but what does it matter?
11:04The kid has lost his virginity and also the live show on TV.
11:11Well, it seems they're not biting today.
11:13And the bait is good, I put a piece of liquorice,
11:16which as everyone knows, fish love.
11:19Well, that and Gijona nougat.
11:20Let's see... Oh!
11:23It seems that one has bitten.
11:25What a dinner I'm going to have, my goodness!
11:27But what is this?
11:29Keep looking.
11:30Look how funny!
11:32And now pay attention because Minita Kessie is going to make us a... a plug-head.
11:37It's a small concert in tribute to that explorer who came from so far away.
11:40Well, listen up because Minita Kessie on guitar and Junior on vocals are going to sing to us.
11:45What are they going to sing?
11:47It's called... This is the real song of the summer.
11:49The rest are nonsense.
11:51Here it goes.
11:53There it goes!
11:53Hi, I'm Takeshi's aunt, but I've had some touch-ups to look younger.
12:07They haven't left me!
12:09In a moment the contestants will shout...
12:11I'm not a bun! I'm a person!
12:14That will be after the draw of positions.
12:16The girl wearing her panties on the outside has drawn the number...
12:20Six!
12:22Well, six plus two equals eight.
12:24If she wears her panties on the outside, does that mean she's not wearing panties on the inside?
12:28She might be wearing panties inside.
12:30She may even wear the panties as socks.
12:33And the pretty girl takes out...
12:36The ace!
12:37Now we see it transformed into a bun.
12:39It is on the front line, with unbeatable views.
12:42And when the camera finishes this traveling around the bowling alleys...
12:46We'll see if Takeshi's aunt's new look has made her a better player.
12:50Because as everyone knows what matters...
12:52It's not the outside, but the inside.
12:54Of course!
12:55As they said in Beauty and the Beast.
12:56Just the ace!
12:57There you can see the consequences of the surgery.
13:00Pepe, you took me out by a little bit!
13:02And while Pepe is giving his all to get her out...
13:05We move on to the next draw of positions.
13:08These suckers think they're playing a card game...
13:11...so Tani can guess it, like they do with nothing around here.
13:13Tani guesses them all.
13:15More than anything because he's seeing them.
13:16And they think...
13:17What a crack!
13:18Much better than David Copperfield!
13:20Come on, please, it's all potato!
13:22What we had before was a joke!
13:23Now comes the good stuff!
13:24I am so hot!
13:26Now at least he's getting going...
13:28...and come up with a little more...
13:29...because not everything is about looking good.
13:31Although the results...
13:33...they are similar.
13:35He only shot one.
13:36The thing is, that one has taken out a few more.
13:40I'm a little bent over!
13:43Do you have any questions about yellow humor?
13:45Anything you'd like to know?
13:47Where did they get you from?
13:49From Operation Reporter!
13:51Come on, see you later!
13:53And since a little drawing of the henchmen has come out...
13:55...let's tell more things about yellow humor.
13:57Well, Takeshi's Castle, which is the original title of the show...
14:01That is, Takeshi's castle, who racked his brains over the title...
14:05Well, Takeshi's castle was so successful...
14:08...that they started releasing hundreds of products related to it...
14:11...as costumes for the characters...
14:13...water guns, trading cards, board games, video games...
14:17Come on, they've made a fortune!
14:19Man, not as much as George Lucas, with Star Wars...
14:21...but yes, they made quite a lot of money.
14:23And for those who don't believe us...
14:26...now we're going to put some pictures of the games...
14:28...which they released in Japan as a yellow humor.
14:31Come on, get rid of this annoying guy and start the games! Let's go!
14:33This is the card game, more fun than Magic.
14:36Various board games...
14:38...the one about the castle assault and my favorite, the sumo.
14:41And what I liked the most was the video game...
14:43...which was more addictive than Tomb Raider, come on!
14:45And these 59 aren't in a video game, they're in the real show, and they're headed straight to...
14:51The killer Zeta!
14:53Since the operation of this test is quite complicated...
14:56...these two of Takeshi's henchmen are going to give us a demonstration.
15:00But if it's not complicated at all, you have to grab onto the Zeta and fall onto the platform.
15:05Okay, but it's also cool to see the henchmen beat the shit out of each other.
15:09Because the yellow humor viewer doesn't live on contestant's punches alone.
15:13These two must be planning a strategy to make a good showing.
15:18So they're going to go into the water in less time than it took them to try.
15:22The first one, rather than falling, jumped into the water.
15:24And the second, who is almost as smart as the first...
15:29Let's see, this is a quick demo!
15:32Well, the second one jumps before starting and almost falls off the cliff.
15:38What happened? What?
15:40What's going on, right?
15:42Of course, something has to be done about these henchmen because they are very useless.
15:47Yes, we'll think of something at the end of the program.
15:49But now let's move on to the contestants and their dreams.
15:53This one, for example, wants the million yen to buy a new washing machine.
15:56Because the one who has more to wash, makes a mess.
15:59And since she didn't have anything clean, she had to put on her husband's overalls.
16:03Now we'll see how he cleans it.
16:05This woman wants the money to build a pool in her garden.
16:11Well, in a sense, he has won.
16:13Because she has a pool and it's hers alone.
16:15And the next contestant doesn't even know that they're giving away a million yen prize.
16:20He comes here just for fun.
16:23And that's why he plays the fool, acts funny, and jumps into the water.
16:28Let's see if he's as funny when we tell him what he lost.
16:31He's going to have a face like the ones from 1, 2, 3, when they told him they had lost the apartment in Torrevieja.
16:36He wanted the money precisely for that, to buy the apartment in Torrevieja.
16:41Well, that's it, because with 7,000 euros you don't even have enough to pay the notary.
16:44Well, anyway, he doesn't even have 7,000 euros.
16:48Takeshi's little doll.
16:49That means it's time to tell Takeshi Kitano's story.
16:53Takeshi started working as a stand-up comedian in a strip club.
16:57Are you serious?
16:59Little by little he became famous until he became one of the best-known comedians on Japanese television.
17:04A kind of Japanese-style arevalo, let's say.
17:06Then he did yellow humor and when the program ended he became a cult film director and actor,
17:11who wins many awards with his films.
17:13I have to recommend you from his films The Summer Kikuhiro,
17:16which apart from being very good, the henchmen come out with yellow humor.
17:19With a few more years, yes, and it gives you a little bit of a shock to see it.
17:22But let's talk to this girl about the life and work of the great Takeshi.
17:26Did you like Takeshi Kitano's story?
17:29Very pretty, I got excited and that's why I fell off the mushroom.
17:33You see.
17:34Are you sad?
17:36This is mine.
17:38I need affection and love.
17:40Oh really?
17:43And this girl wants the prize to go on her honeymoon with her boyfriend.
17:47Because they've been married for seven years, but since they don't have any money, they haven't been able to travel yet.
17:52Well, the girl has done it.
17:53The honeymoon is closer.
17:55Let's talk to the groom, who must be super happy.
17:57Did your girl get it?
17:58The honeymoon is near.
18:00Oh really?
18:01Don't tell me!
18:03Mari, hello!
18:04You could have competed too, okay?
18:06Instead of sending her, the poor thing.
18:08That?
18:11Oh!
18:12No!
18:12That's what a comment is about!
18:13Don't be angry!
18:14The Martinez and Ogami family arrived home after a day of hiking in the countryside.
18:39The sun was shining, the food in Mom's Tupperware was delicious, and no one argued.
18:44It was the perfect day.
18:45To top it all off, they all sat in the living room, ready to discuss the current political and economic situation in their country.
18:52But then, something very strange happened.
18:55An earthquake in his village, in Yamamoto.
18:58So it was an earthquake in Yamamoto.
19:00The family decided to stay together.
19:03It was the only way to overcome this catastrophe.
19:05In any case, they continued to discuss the current political and economic situation in their country.
19:10Because of course, the topic of: Will there be a crisis? was very interesting.
19:15Will inflation rise?
19:16The floors?
19:18How are they going to stay?
19:19And when the earthquake ended, everyone applauded because the debate had been very nice.
19:24Oh, look, Tani!
19:25Let's comment something about the contest.
19:27Many of you are asking us to build a yellow wall in Spain.
19:30The only problem is that this program cost 100 million yen, which is about 120 million pesetas.
19:36And that, whether you like it or not, is a small inconvenience.
19:38Because let's see where we get so much money from.
19:40In four we told them, would you give us 120 million to do it here in Spain?
19:44They all laughed and we said, aren't you joking?
19:48Yeah, it's not that much money anyway.
19:50And at that moment the laughter stopped and we haven't heard anything about it since.
19:53For now, what we can offer you are some images that demonstrate what yellow humor could become in Spain.
20:01Followers from all corners of our country, proving that if it were made here, it would be just as geeky, if not geekier.
20:08Although we can't do yellow humor with Spaniards, what we can do is bring Spaniards to yellow humor.
20:14That's why we've brought this Spanish family to compete today.
20:17Their physical appearance can be misleading, because they wear makeup and wigs.
20:21But they are Spanish, or more specifically, from Burguillo de Osma.
20:25Look at his good mood.
20:26Who, without a Spaniard, would still be laughing after being eliminated?
20:30Look at the way he falls.
20:32Who without a Spaniard has the class to fall like that?
20:35And look at the traps they set.
20:37Who, without a Spaniard, cheats like that without it being noticed?
20:42And the Spanish manage to pass the test with great effort.
20:45And here comes the pain ranking.
20:48At the easy rhyme post, double mailbox strip.
20:50The story of a girl who made a 980-degree turn.
20:55And thanks to that, his neck became smaller than Fernando Alonso's.
21:00And in number 4, without nacasones.
21:03The title already tells you everything.
21:06Although judging by his face it seems that he was pleased.
21:09In the 3rd, hitting hard, the mini Chinese, Cudeiro.
21:12Although it was mini, it was very big.
21:14Almost as much as the blow that hit the back door.
21:17Reaching high, at 2, the girl with the pole.
21:23Many parents tell the story of the girl with the pole to their children when they don't want to eat.
21:28They tell her, eat or you'll end up like the girl with the pole, who had no strength and got hurt badly.
21:32And children eat, of course they do. This is how Humor Amarillo shows that it's also a public service.
21:39And in the number 1 spot, invincible, Gacela Thompson.
21:42I'm going to jump the fence for my children who will be watching me at home.
21:45For your children, go straight to the wall and jump over it like a gazelle.
21:49I'm going to do it. And from now on, call me Thompson Gazelle, okay?
21:51Well, come on, champ, to the point.
21:54This Thompson gazelle is going to dedicate the jump to her children.
22:01Let's watch the replay of the jump because it's worth it.
22:07And now we are going to tell the fable of the hare and the frog.
22:13Wasn't it the hare and the tortoise?
22:15Yes, but the costume designers got confused and asked for a frog costume instead of a turtle one.
22:20So let's change the story a bit.
22:21Well, nothing. So, a frog and a hare meet, and what happens?
22:25Well, they have to cross a lagoon of hamburgers.
22:27And the frog says, "Hey, you go first, hare." That's how I know the hamburgers are the bad ones.
22:31What a mean frog! Taking advantage of the poor hare like that.
22:35And of course, the hare went into the water, right?
22:37And the frog followed, taking note of which hamburgers were fake.
22:42By the way, what harm does it give to the frog if he falls?
22:44And can you swim?
22:46This particular frog isn't. It's a member of the Ranibus stupidus species.
22:50Ah, that's right. That species doesn't swim. It just splashes.
22:53So the frog and the hare crawled to the shore.
22:57The hare arrived first. And since she was very nice, she helped the frog up.
23:01Why did he help her? The frog is evil. He had taken advantage of her.
23:04Well, on top of helping her, the frog threw her back into the water.
23:07And the hare said...
23:09Look, I'm a good person. But they're going to give you a hard time, right?
23:11And what happened next? The hare ran away and let her throw that nasty frog, right?
23:17Yes. The hare spent a while laughing at the frog and then left, as he had planned to go out with a rabbit.
23:25Let's see, does anyone know what the moral of this fable is?
23:28Ignore the bad people who always bring you problems.
23:31Well, that one too. But it's...
23:33The important thing is not to cross the hamburger lake, but to have friends.
23:37Ah, well. Okay, then. What a nice moral.
23:40There comes the first contestant who is going at full speed.
23:42Yes, he wants to be like a hare, but in the end he ended up like a frog.
23:47Leaving everything on the shore.
23:50This girl says she never kneels before anything or anyone.
23:54Well, hamburgers are neither anything nor anyone.
23:58They are of indeterminate gender.
24:00This kid is wearing a jumpsuit that identifies him as a fighter pilot.
24:03Do some spectacular airplane tricks, like that one.
24:07This kid has been dazzled by the pilot and wants to imitate his risky actions.
24:11And I ask myself, who is the dumbest?
24:14The fool, that is, the pilot, or the fool who follows the fool, that is, this one?
24:18This woman is the mother of a large family.
24:21He has about 26 children, apart from the dogs, cats and ferrets.
24:25These are some of my children.
24:27Okay, you've seen Mommy fall into the burgers and make a fool of herself, kids.
24:31Who thinks I should stop doing these things?
24:33They are lazy!
24:35This man worked as a strongman in a circus, but he was fired.
24:38More than anything because strongmen in circuses are no longer popular.
24:42Now what is in fashion are the Saolín monks.
24:44He comes laughing because he's remembering a joke that he finds very funny.
24:48And with a smile on his face he goes into the water.
24:51This woman is a pastry chef.
24:52His obsession is making the built-in hamburger cake.
24:55Let's talk to her to see how that goes.
24:58I'm going there!
24:59First of all, a hug.
25:01How nice!
25:02You are so nice.
25:03Well, here you go.
25:06I'm turning red!
25:07So, how's the burger cake going?
25:09The flavor is not quite achieved.
25:11It's not perfect.
25:12What does it taste like?
25:13Screw you!
25:14This is from a baseball team that always loses.
25:17And today has been no exception.
25:19The next contestant thinks he is...
25:22Spiderman!
25:23He grabs hamburgers like Spiderman grabs walls.
25:28So it would be...
25:29Hamburger man, right?
25:31What a potraman that is, the guy.
25:34Would you like to share any of your phrases, Dolores?
25:37Take note that this is going to go down in history.
25:39Without the zamburger, no contestant is going to be a failure.
25:42Go for it!
25:44Hello, welcome to The Weakest Minion.
25:47A new section of yellow humor.
25:48Please let Taquesi's henchmen in.
25:51Let them get into the plate.
25:53Here they come.
25:53Come on, get ready, get dirty, you're going to get really messed up!
25:59Since Pepe isn't going to explain what this is about in his own way, we'll have to tell it ourselves.
26:03Well, we gathered the whole gang of henchmen.
26:07And we sent them to a cave.
26:09And then, the yellow humor audience will decide who has been the henchman who has done the worst on this show.
26:14And that henchman will receive a cruel punishment so that the others will learn.
26:19Let's see, damn it, you're doing worse every day!
26:22I have to give it to you like this and like this!
26:24I'm happy for you!
26:25Come on, let's go quickly, my candle wax is melting and you wouldn't believe what's bothering me!
26:30Damn...!
26:30Who will be the weakest minion?
26:32Who will suffer the wrath of the great henchman who is watching you right now?
26:36Who will it be, who will it be?
26:38Are you bald?
26:39Or you, the one with the hideous glasses? Damn...
26:41The henchmen, like good teammates, begin to blame each other.
26:46Enough already, you chicken! I shit on everything that moves! I'm not bad or anything!
26:50Let the trial begin!
26:52Give the special effects a thumbs up, Manolo!
26:55Squeeze! Come on!
26:56And the audience, with 63% of the votes, wanted the weakest henchman, the one who has to abandon yellow humor, to be...
27:08The henchman Cudeiro!
27:11You haven't killed the henchman Cudeiro!
27:15Hey, what's up!
27:17Many of you want to know how many accidents there were in humor amarillo.
27:20Well, we've made a very nice video explaining them all.
27:23So you don't ask any more questions, you bores.
27:25This is a drawing I made of a contestant who was left without a face.
27:29Look how pretty! I signed it! Me!
27:33And let's get to the count of all the injuries that occurred in yellow humor.
27:53Subscribe to the channel!
28:23And those arriving now did not suffer any accidents, much to our regret.
28:38These are today's yellow humor winners. One million yen for nine people.
28:42About 100,000 hairs per head, not bad.
28:44How happy, little pills!
28:46No!
28:47You here again, little one?
28:49What's going on? Are you lost?
28:51Come on, we've told you everything you wanted to know about yellow humor, right?
28:54Is there anything else you wanted to know?
28:57I wanted to see the faces of the announcers.
28:58Whose?
28:59From the announcers.
28:59Who?
29:00From your mother.
29:00Of the announcers? Of those failures?
29:03Those are nobodies.
29:04I'm famous, aren't I?
29:05And besides, they don't have a caravan and I do.
29:09Let's do one thing.
29:10I'll show you the announcers' faces and you come to my caravan.
29:13Okay?
29:14Oops!
29:15Can it really be that easy?
29:16Well, let's go to my caravan now, shall we?
29:19First show me what they look like.
29:21Come on, here they go.
29:22Well, you've seen our faces.
29:25The truth is that I am more handsome naturally.
29:28Hey, freak, but once we go on TV and you go and dress up as the very same
29:33Pepe Livingstone.
29:35Me, geek?
29:36Well, the truth is yes.
29:37But you, have you put on General Tani's suit?
29:40No, this is my Sunday suit.
29:42And now I have to say that...
29:45See you next time!
29:46Or as they say in Japanese, Three cheers for yellow humor!
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