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00:00With all of you, the character who has crossed borders.
00:03Well, borders and everything that comes their way.
00:06Finally, the program dedicated to the idol of children and adults arrives.
00:10Get ready to spend half an hour in the company of the one and only...
00:14Chinese Cudeiros!
00:21And Chino Cudeiro is here!
00:25We're not going to laugh anymore!
00:27We are not going to read!
00:28Run, jump here and go without stopping!
00:31Humor Amarillo, come back now!
00:33Yellow Humor, come back now!
00:38Welcome to a new edition of Humor Amarillo,
00:40the program that launched the legendary Chino Cudeiro to stardom.
00:43Every week we receive emails asking
00:46Where did this charismatic character who keeps dying come from?
00:50Well today we're going to tell the truth and nothing but the truth about Chino Cudeiro.
00:53And what better way to do it than with the film that Takeshi shot
00:56about the origins of this Japanese legend.
00:58Japan in the Middle Ages was controlled by the shoguns,
01:10feudal lords who owned large territories
01:25and who had complete control over the lives of their servants.
01:28For example, if a blacksmith asked...
01:31Sir, should I marry my daughter to the baker?
01:33The feudal lord replied...
01:35Well, shogun, what am I going to get out of all this?
01:37But a simple peasant decided to rebel against these abuses
01:40and then he was born...
01:41The legend of Chino Cudeiro!
01:43Mr. Mayor, look!
01:45What happened?
01:45He is the nephew of our shogun,
01:47the one who wanted to marry Conchita,
01:49Chino Cudeiro's sister.
01:50He's dead!
01:51It seems so!
01:52I don't know, I don't trust it, okay?
01:53Let's throw something at him to see if he reacts.
01:55He may have fallen asleep while sailing.
01:57Come on, go ahead! Throw stones at him!
01:59Hey, but throwing stones at him for real,
02:06that those are made of papier-mâché.
02:09Better not, eh?
02:09Don't be alive and we plow the head,
02:12that the shogun then kills us.
02:13What do we do, Mr. Mayor?
02:14Well, I don't know.
02:15Grab a long stick and see if we can drag it from here.
02:18Here is a board that can serve as a raft.
02:20Very good idea, guys.
02:22But it will be unhappy
02:24If that board is not even good for surfing.
02:26Relief!
02:27That the water is in the...
02:28Relief!
02:29Junior, you just had an idea!
02:31Which?
02:31If we can't get there by water...
02:33That?
02:33We would arrive by air.
02:35Get ready to fly, you bastard!
02:37No, please!
02:38I'm not a bird!
02:39Yes, silly!
02:40You'll like it, you'll see!
02:42No, no, please!
02:43I am young and tender!
02:44You're going to have a blast.
02:46I'm sure he'll thank me later.
02:47Come on!
02:48Come in, come in!
02:48You won't say I'm not younger!
02:50Since you have vertigo, we have blindfolded you!
02:52Let's see, let's see!
02:54Oh!
02:54I think this is the edge!
02:57Oops!
02:58I'm falling!
03:00No!
03:00Don't push me, Mr. Mayor!
03:02I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself!
03:03Don't worry!
03:04Come on, you bastard!
03:05Come on, we don't have all day!
03:07Wait!
03:07Wait, Mr. Mayor!
03:08I still haven't decided if I'm going to do the angel jump or the flip jump!
03:12No, please, no!
03:15I haven't done anything!
03:16I look great!
03:17We failed, Junior!
03:18He's a little far from dead!
03:20But he's not dead, look!
03:23To be continued!
03:27Mitras Villas!
03:28An old Shaolin monk once told me!
03:30All men should be like Chino Cudeiro!
03:33Who wants to follow in the footsteps?!
03:35The Chinese!
03:37Today we have with us a bunch of aspirants to the Chinese cudeiro
03:40and we have one who seems to have eaten it
03:43How are you doing, Tani?
03:44Have I bothered you?
03:45Well yes
03:46I'm sorry
03:46I forgive you, come on.
03:47Maybe you haven't eaten the Chinese.
03:49But this chicken does!
03:51And with potatoes, yes! It was very good!
03:52Am I family?
03:53Yeah
03:54I thought so because you see it as a bit similar, right?
03:56Did what I just said bother you too?
03:58Well yes, Tani, yes
03:59You're so sensitive, man!
04:01How do you feel?
04:02He hasn't eaten today!
04:03Well, let's leave it here because later they accuse me of fatphobia.
04:06We're going to talk to a girl who doesn't want to be like Chino Cudeiro.
04:09Come here, pretty girl! Come, come!
04:11This uniform already gives a clue as to who your idol is.
04:13And it's not far from here, is it?
04:15I have it in front of me!
04:16Yes, yes, but say it, say it, so I can hear you, say it
04:18My idol is Tani!
04:20Very well said, beautiful!
04:21You even brought some boots that are exactly like mine.
04:24I have to say that if I weren't me, I would like to be me.
04:27We agree on that.
04:28And that's why I'm going to let you give the order to leave.
04:31Come on, get going!
04:31I want all of you to act as if I were the one yelling at you.
04:38Come on, girl, with energy, with strength
04:40Send them all where you already know
04:43Where to? I'm a little nervous, Tani.
04:45Well, let's get to it.
04:47To the nougat?
04:48If it was heavy, come on.
04:49Let's get to it!
04:53And here begins the program in which everyone can learn
04:57How to be the Chinese cudeiro
04:59Well yes, I'm going to give it all, I'm going to give it all
05:06Oh my goodness, I'm going to die! I'm so scared!
05:16Anything for a yellow jumpsuit, of course!
05:26Hello, hello, hello!
05:27What's this about people wanting to be like Chino Cudeiro?
05:29What nonsense, no one believes that.
05:31They should have asked the contestants if they want to be like Pepe.
05:34That is, like me, with this bun
05:37I'm going to prove that being like Pepe is the best thing that can happen to you in life.
05:40Because I'm capable of saying Pamplona with a bun in my mouth.
05:43And it also has chocolate, just so you know.
05:46Well here I go
05:47For you, viewers
05:49Hey, tell us, this is disgusting.
05:57Yes, because that's where the contestants come from.
05:59And be careful, there has been a traffic jam at the entrance.
06:02We have been informed that five Chinese Cudeiros have just died.
06:06No! But the program has just started!
06:09This is how hard the life of a Chino Cudeiro is.
06:11He is capable of kicking the bucket in such a seemingly harmless test.
06:15Like the attack on the bun
06:16They just have to pick up the bun with their mouths
06:18Without using your hands
06:20And yet, this fool has already cost the lives of five Chinese cudeiros
06:24And when it comes to cudeirismo, things change quite a bit.
06:28We hit slow motion because we're going to get epic.
06:31These men and women are here for one reason only.
06:35Everyone wants to be part of the legend
06:37Everyone aspires to become Chinese cudeiros
06:40A character who, as we have seen, has been part of Japanese culture since the Middle Ages.
06:45Come on! Turn off the slow motion and let's get to it! Come on!
06:49Although they are usually polite people with a good head on their shoulders
06:52Cudeirism leads them to do crazy things
06:55For example, trying to wrap yourself in a bun.
06:58Or jump like a grasshopper
07:01Yes, for the moment they are separated by sex.
07:03To prevent abuse
07:05Girls with girls
07:06And the boys with the boys!
07:07Although of course, this sometimes leads to encounters that are a bit... pirate-like.
07:10Oh, that guy really bit me! Thief!
07:15And a new group of qualifiers cross the finish line
07:17Boyo in Ristre
07:18Those who have not yet achieved it are beginning to despair.
07:21A situation that the smart ones take advantage of
07:23Girls, girls! One of you is coming up on top of me! Come on!
07:25I have the men of steel!
07:27But be careful! Be careful, you'll kill me!
07:29Oh my goodness, what wolves!
07:36And thanks to the camera placed on a crane
07:38Especially so that these evil beasts don't destroy it.
07:40We can see the desire these boys and girls have
07:43If you are like the Chinese, Cudeiro
07:45Everything must be happening down there.
07:47I prefer not to even look
07:48What animals!
07:49And attention, only that bun remains
07:51Whoever takes it will be classified
07:52The others will have to go back home.
07:54Torrente has achieved it
07:55He carries the bun between his jaws
07:56And that beep marks the end of the test and the beginning of the interviews.
08:00Why else was the woman stepping?
08:03Shut me up, Pepe! Don't be like that!
08:05I thought you liked me, man.
08:06Also, I've gone crazy.
08:08I wasn't myself!
08:10And stop making faces at me, man!
08:11I really like you, girl!
08:13Well, you know that he liked the red one that is there.
08:15Oh really?
08:16Yes, yes
08:17Well yes, Pepe, I like you.
08:18And I really like you, thief.
08:20I can only offer you my friendship
08:22Well, you take your friendship there.
08:23Don't be like that, man!
08:24Well, let's stick to it.
08:25They give you their hand and take your arm.
08:27The legend of the Chinese kudeiro
08:34Second
08:35Japan in the Middle Ages was controlled by the shoguns
08:38Feudal lords who...
08:39We've already read this, haven't we?
08:40Yes, now we were with the shogun's nephew
08:42That he had suffered an assassination attempt
08:44Well yes, Junior
08:45The shogun's nephew has suffered an assassination attempt
08:47Wow! That's strong!
08:49By the way, nephew
08:51Do you know who tried to kill you?
08:52Could you recognize him?
08:54The Chinese kudeiro
08:55You're sure?
08:56Yeah
08:56Well, sit down, I'll go get him.
08:57Sit down
08:58He must be at the bar, Takeshi.
08:59This area is always around there
09:01This Chinese, of course...
09:03Well, then...
09:04Well, it seems cold, doesn't it?
09:05Go on!
09:06How fast Takeshi is!
09:08Go on, pull it in.
09:09Do you think what you've done is nice, Chinese?
09:11You don't say anything?
09:12Well, don't worry.
09:13Because you're going to confess everything well.
09:15T Takeshi!
09:16That I am the victim of a conspiracy
09:18I do not allow my sister to marry the shogun's nephew.
09:20And they want to get rid of me
09:21Oh!
09:22I confess, Chinese!
09:23I'm innocent, I swear.
09:25I haven't done anything
09:26Nothing!
09:27Oh!
09:28Even my wig falls off in my brain
09:30Poor me!
09:31Please don't torture me anymore!
09:33Well, confess now, Chinese.
09:34Confess!
09:35If I have told you that I am the victim of a conspiracy
09:37Oh!
09:38Oh!
09:38That's not it
09:39That's not it
09:39My knees are bad, please.
09:41T Takeshi!
09:42T Takeshi is at mercy!
09:43And that one at once, Chinese!
09:45Oh!
09:45Wait a moment
09:46My leg just fell asleep.
09:47Wait, let's take a break and continue now, okay?
09:49Chino, you're trying my patience.
09:51I'm warning you!
09:52That's it, that's it!
09:53We can now return to another contagion
09:54I'm warning you!
09:55Whenever you want we can continue with the Chinese torture
09:57To be continued!
10:01Juanito Calvici has already ended his life
10:03Of more than 20 Chinese kudeiros
10:05Paco Peluca lost his tooth
10:09Biting his leg
10:10To a Chinese kudeira
10:11To the labyrinth!
10:17Go ahead, manager of four!
10:19Go!
10:20And attention, whoever enters the labyrinth first
10:22He is the director of four kudeiros
10:23A member of the kudeiro family
10:25Who was hired by the chain
10:27To increase the audience
10:28And I have come to set an example
10:29Anyone who wants to be a kudeiro
10:31He must die like this
10:32No!
10:33The manager of four kudeiros has drowned!
10:35Go ahead, mitra filla!
10:37Don't think about it too much and just go!
10:39Come on, mitra filla, come in!
10:40This woman is missing one of the characteristics
10:42What makes a kudeiro unmistakable?
10:45Kudeiros never doubt
10:46They go straight to danger
10:48And when they find themselves in front of him
10:49They jump in without a second thought
10:52I'm sorry, pretty.
10:53But they do not meet the conditions
10:54To be a Chinese kudeira
10:55Hello, Tani!
10:56Forget the protocols and get down to business!
10:58Another characteristic of the kudeiros
11:00It's that never, but never, never
11:02They get caught
11:03The kudeiros are very proud
11:05Apart from the fact that they don't like it
11:06Let them grope you
11:07A kudeiro would not have let it pass
11:09The opportunity to jump into the void
11:11Besides, I would never ask for mercy.
11:13With pathetic little screams
11:15Sorry, handsome.
11:22But you're not going to be part of it either.
11:24From the legend
11:25Now it's my turn!
11:27We are happy for you
11:29But so you don't say we didn't warn you.
11:30Chinese kudeiros never cry
11:33They stoically endure suffering
11:34Without shedding a single tear
11:36Not even when the bad guys
11:38They make the little journey for them
11:39So if you want to be a china kudeira
11:41Don't cry! Don't ever cry!
11:45That's it! You laugh, laugh!
11:49Well, she holds up like a champion.
11:51When they caught me
11:52I haven't cried or anything like that.
11:53But if you have wet eyes
11:55Yeah, but well, it's because it made me laugh.
11:57But I've seen you crying like crazy
11:59Come on, chi has caught me!
12:00Cudeiro!
12:01This man is convinced that he would be a great Chinese kudeiro
12:04But that's because he's never faced real danger.
12:07Of course, from home it is very easy to be the Chinese kudeiro
12:10But when you meet two bad beasts
12:12They want to tear you apart
12:13Things change
12:14As we can see, he has just repented.
12:17He has gone from being an aspiring Chinese kudeiro to a boisterous Chinese kudeiro
12:19To be a conventional and silent contestant
12:22Above all very quiet
12:24He even allows himself the luxury of discovering a couple of trap doors.
12:27Before leaving
12:28Yeah, kid, you've moved on.
12:30But you will never be a Chinese kudeiro
12:31And now let's look at another very similar case.
12:34This boy has been training for years to become an authentic Chinese kudeiro.
12:37He even pineapples as soon as he enters to prove it.
12:40But as soon as he sees the wolf's ears, he regrets it.
12:43Of course, she is not as lucky as the previous one.
12:45And falls into the puddle of ignominy
12:47And we have already seen what not to do to be a Chinese kudeiro
12:51It's time someone proved us wrong.
12:53For example, you, kid.
12:54Come on, jump in like the real Chinese kudeiro would.
12:57Come on, boy! Come on, boy! You can do it!
13:00Spectacular!
13:01You have just entered the list of candidates for Chino Kudeiro.
13:04I better!
13:06Great
13:07It is clear that we must lead by example.
13:08And the previous contestant has served as an inspiration
13:11There's no need to be afraid of crashing.
13:12Glory hides behind every blow
13:15Fly, kid, fly!
13:17The Kudeirism quarry is beginning to fill up
13:19In fact, we have 92 Chinese Kudeiro candidates still to be tested.
13:24Come on, shout with me!
13:27I want to be like Pepe!
13:28Being like Pepe is so much better than being like the Chinese kudeiro!
13:32Long live Pepe! Pepe is the greatest!
13:34Pepe, take your medication!
13:35Thank you, if you like
13:36Come on, put something together!
13:38I'm coming, Mom, I'm coming!
13:40Sure, Dad, whatever you say!
13:41Yes, Grandma! Yes, in one gulp!
13:50Yes, I'm going to give it my all! I'm going to give it my all!
13:57Oh my goodness, Grandpa is so alive! He's so scared!
13:59Anything for a good buck! Of course!
14:13To the hamburger!
14:14Of course! The first to enter the zamburguesa is none other than zamburgueso kudeiro.
14:18The Chinese who has killed himself the most times in this test!
14:21No! You've killed a scallop-eating peacock!
14:25I'm going!
14:26And after the lesson in kudeirism that zamburgueso has given us, let's see how well today's contestants do with zamburguesas.
14:33One of the tests along with the Nakasone canyons where we have seen more kudeiros fighting
14:37At the moment, the aspiring Chino Kudeiros are determined and enthusiastic types.
14:42This one has gone overboard with enthusiasm, it has been very theatrical.
14:44Yes, because the blows of the Chinese kudeiro must always be real.
14:47And if he doesn't get it the first time, he gets up and tries again.
14:51Even if his Nakasones get soaked, a Chinese kudeiro doesn't stop until he gets really deep.
14:56But you have to hit the zamburguesas with more conviction, man.
14:59I want to be like you, Tani! I want to be like you!
15:03Sometimes there are people who confuse their vocation
15:06This girl is so irregular, but since she is a Chinese kudeira, she would have a great future.
15:11Let's try to convince her
15:13No, I want to be like Tani, I don't want to die in every program, I want to scream
15:18Let's get to the point, let's get to the point!
15:21Damn my image!
15:23Come on, since I'm going
15:24Let's get to it!
15:27And as we said in the labyrinth, the Chinese kudeiro never doubts
15:30An aspiring Chinese kudeiro who hesitates is an aspiring man who will sink into misery.
15:34What's up with you guys? Please show some enthusiasm!
15:40That's it! That's it! Very well! That's the path that leads to Kudeirism!
15:44On the other hand, it is also the path that leads to tattooing hamburgers on the chest.
15:48And this one? I think he's got the wrong wardrobe.
15:52The Chinese Kudeiro would never dress like this.
15:54It's more like the pirate Pinky
15:56Well, I'm not a pirate at all, eh? I'll tell you.
15:58The thing is, with that mustache and your Latin Lover hairstyle, you remind me of someone.
16:02I think you got it, I think you got it
16:05I can't believe it! Are you a fan of mine?
16:07Are you really my fan?
16:09Does that nervous giggle mean yes?
16:11Let's see how to do it to the caravan
16:13Come on, please do it, this means a lot to me.
16:15Let's see how it turns out for you.
16:16Come on, it's okay
16:18You come to my channel
16:19Oh, you nailed it, you nailed it!
16:21Eitas helps as long as he pretends!
16:23And pay attention because we are going to see a candidate for Chinazo Kudeiro.
16:26Silence in the room
16:27Great! He almost killed himself and also emptied half the pool.
16:32Of course, a Chinese kudeiro must know how to take advantage of the opportunities that come his way.
16:37This man could have had a great shot and in the end he settled for a mediocre fall.
16:42And we end up with a paradox in hamburgers.
16:45A contestant who passes the test is sometimes very similar to a Chinese kudeiro
16:49It seems like it's about to crash all the time.
16:51But the contestant arrives safely to the other shore
16:54My goodness, how lucky I have been, Jesus!
17:02And thanks to the burgers we now know that only 43 contestants deserve to move on.
17:07I think I may have given you the wrong impression before.
17:09I am not taking medication for any mental problems.
17:12Only sometimes I hear voices
17:14But I joined a cult and they told me that's normal.
17:17It's a sect where you can pray while you exercise.
17:20Here I go!
17:28This is much better than cycleology
17:29Sign up, Tom Cruise!
17:33And with us is a character much loved by children.
17:36Dino Kudeiro!
17:38Dino Kudeiro will explain how a kudeiro behaves in the event of an earthquake.
17:42Don't panic, just let yourself go.
17:45Goodbye, Dino Kudeiro!
17:47And after this nice explanation, all that's left for us to do is shout that...
17:51No! You've killed Dino Kudeiro!
17:58Good afternoon!
18:00All these contestants dream of becoming Chinese kudeiros one day.
18:04Well, you know what you have to do, Dino Kudeiro has been very clear.
18:07Well, I don't understand it anymore.
18:09The time of the brave has come, the time of sacrifice has come
18:13The time has come for the Yamamoto earthquake
18:17But he who wants to become a Chino Kudeiro will have to face the ground.
18:22Perfect!
18:24Awesome!
18:25Incredible!
18:25Hallucinatory!
18:27A spectacular round, not a single one was left standing
18:29What a bunch of useless people!
18:32Third round, the contestants are focused
18:35Maximum expectation!
18:36Hit the earthquake, Manolo!
18:38The contestant in the red vest takes the lead
18:41Followed by the one wearing the light blue pajamas
18:45Who timidly returns to his position
18:47He has not dared to jump like a real Chinese kudeiro
18:50Meanwhile, the chicken in the background bangs its head against the walls.
18:53Trying to reach Iril's zenku state
18:56Let's interview him to see what he has to say.
18:58Are you okay?
19:00Well, better than ever, right?
19:02With so many blows to the head, I feel like...
19:05Sing?
19:10Let's sing to the subway, kid
19:11Come on, get out of here!
19:13My goodness, what I have to put up with!
19:14Well yes, I'm going to give it all, I'm going to give it all
19:22Oh my God, I'm going to die!
19:27I'm afraid, I tell you!
19:31Anything, for a good yellow, of course.
19:34The legend of the Chinese kudeiro, part three
19:45Chinese, tell it how you do it!
19:47Come on, say it!
19:48Confess!
19:49Don't know!
19:50We've been torturing you for six days.
19:52Yes, six days!
19:54Well, it looks like you're dead, you're back in shape
19:56That's it, in shape!
19:57Well, that's it, huh?
19:58That's it, that's it!
19:59Hey, Junior, stop repeating everything I say.
20:01And aware of killing this one, come
20:02That's it, to kill!
20:04Chino, this wine will resurrect you!
20:06We're going to put you in ice water and then in hot water.
20:08Let's see if the contrast gives you a fluki
20:10That's it, a fluki!
20:13Into the water with him, boys, come on!
20:14No, please, it's too cold!
20:16But add more wretches, they won't cover you there!
20:19That's it, put more into it!
20:21Up to your neck, come on!
20:22Oh, my little things, they just shrank!
20:25Well, get ready, Chinese, get ready.
20:26Now comes the hot water
20:28Come on, guys, let's put it in the boiling water basin!
20:32Oh, how nice, boiling water!
20:34Come on, come on, we're almost there.
20:35Get a little closer
20:37Oh, how nice!
20:38A warm bath is great for me!
20:40Oh no, no!
20:42My macaroni is cooking!
20:44And now the cold water again, Chino Codeiro
20:46Let's see if you dare to resurrect after this.
20:48Unfortunate!
20:49No!
20:51Back into the cold water, no!
20:54Oh, oh, oh, how relaxing!
20:56This feels great!
20:58Hey guys, I think we just invented the spa.
21:00But let's focus, we have to finish this guy off.
21:03Oh no!
21:04Back to hot water, no!
21:06Please, how boring you are!
21:07Shut up, fool, deep down you like it, pirate!
21:10Oh, oh, oh!
21:11There I stay!
21:12I'm burning!
21:12I'm going to die!
21:13I'm going to die!
21:14Oh no!
21:14Oh no, I can't, I'll be back to life soon!
21:17To be continued!
21:20Hello, pirates!
21:21Now let's play dominoes!
21:23And this guy and I are just friends, if you don't think badly.
21:26Welcome to deadly dominoes
21:28The test in which contestants must move from one platform to another
21:31Jumping over giant dominoes
21:34Or die trying
21:35Today it is more about the second.
21:37Because we are trying to teach this band to be the Chinese cudeiro
21:40For example, the Chinese would have really broken his neck.
21:43Not like you, kid, who's still alive.
21:46Come on, let's focus a little, okay?
21:48Let's focus
21:49I'm ready!
21:52When a Chino Cudeiro breaks something, he really breaks it.
21:55Half measures are not enough for him
21:57Oh, pirate, your butt hasn't been broken!
21:59If you want, I'll help you.
21:59A Chinese cudeiro is very sure
22:02I am very sure
22:04Oh! This is so high!
22:06Well, I'm going, let it be what God wants.
22:08We have already said it in other tests
22:10Cudeirism and doubt do not go together
22:12And this girl has been very little cudeira
22:14Oh, my God! They should have killed us!
22:16What a pain it has done to my shoulder!
22:17But hey, hasn't this guy already been to Humor Amarillo?
22:22Well yes, it's the fifth time I've come.
22:23And I don't plan on dying, just so you know.
22:25We have to apologize to our viewers.
22:28But this guy has sneaked in on us.
22:30He has no interest in being like the Chinese Cudeiro
22:33He just wants to be famous
22:34And he hasn't realized that here he only gets fame
22:36He who leaves his teeth in the attempt
22:38That's me!
22:39That's the spirit, kid!
22:40This is how you make a chino cudeiro!
22:42But hey, what is this?
22:43He has fallen on his feet
22:44We're not going anywhere this way, are we?
22:46I say it now
22:46Hey, Chino! Give me strength!
22:49This chicken is wearing his underwear over his wetsuit.
22:52It seems to me that this guy came here to do a fashion show.
22:56Well, this can't be, right?
22:57It's time for the china cudeira to come in
22:59And teach all these
23:01The truth of cudeirismo
23:03Oh, it's my turn! It's my turn!
23:08Are you nervous?
23:09Well yes
23:10Think of the honor of the cudeiros
23:11Long live the cudeiros! Cudeiros funebes!
23:14But I'm going to die!
23:16Think of the glory
23:17In fame!
23:18That's right! Famous missile!
23:20What a joy!
23:21And the blow will only hurt for a moment.
23:23Come on! Don't cry!
23:26And run! They're waiting for you!
23:27The public cheers you!
23:29They haven't seen you yet!
23:30And they already adore you!
23:31You sure know how to convince me!
23:33Are you ready?
23:33Yeah!
23:34Well then, die!
23:37All rise to salute...
23:39It's me! China Cudeira!
23:41Come on, China! Show the world what you're worth!
23:44What a decision! What courage! What bravery! What a bag!
23:50No! China Cudeira has been stamped!
23:53And in tribute to this peerless woman
23:56We're going to repeat the spectacular shot that just happened.
23:59Things like this are what make this program great.
24:01Thank you, China Cudeira!
24:04And there are only six contestants left, ready for anything.
24:06For becoming authentic Chinese Cudeiros
24:08I'm so excited!
24:10Thank you, audience!
24:11Thank you, Spain!
24:12I have been named Mr. Yellow Humor 2007
24:15And not just above Takeshi or General Tani
24:18But also above the Chinese Cudeiro
24:20I have no words to express what I feel right now.
24:23That's why I brought my doctor
24:24Please, doctor, say a few words for me.
24:26Be better
24:28In three months we have the discharge
24:29Thank you very much, thank you very much
24:31So you can see that fame hasn't gone to my head.
24:33I dedicate it to you, mom
24:35And to you, grandma
24:36I dedicate it to all of you
24:38Bye bye!
24:41What are you doing, Tani?
24:42Well, juggling with the pilota
24:44Not everyone can do this, right?
24:47It's not that difficult either
24:48If it were with two balls, it would cost a little more.
24:51I say, but with a...
24:53To the canyon!
24:55It's my turn!
24:57We are in the Nakasone Canyons
24:59The test in which without a doubt
25:00They have fought more Chinese Cudeiros
25:02Yes, because the Chinese Cudeiros love it
25:05You can't defend yourself for the golden ball
25:07What to take to the other side of the bridge
25:08You can break your head falling into the net
25:10They can blow your head off with a ball
25:12A bargain trial, let's go!
25:14We have to say that the beard that the first candidate wears
25:17To Chino Cudeiro of the cannons
25:18It is not regulatory
25:19A Chinese Cudeiro would never have hair on his face.
25:22Especially because the balls in the cheeks
25:24They smell less
25:25So it's not worth it
25:26Next, please!
25:29I'm coming!
25:30Bad, bad, bad
25:31This is already going badly
25:33A Chinese Cudeiro cannot leave already agrochinado
25:35It has to be noticeable on your face, in your gestures
25:37He wants to get hit with a good ball
25:39Nah, he just fell apart on his own.
25:41He has not borne so much responsibility
25:43And above all, so much fear
25:45Wow!
25:45He's terrified, Mother!
25:49Well, since I'm going
25:50The next contestant has brought her son
25:53His dream is that the child will one day
25:55Become a Chinese Cudeiro
25:56And he wants the kid to see what awaits him.
25:58That's why he doubts
25:59He doesn't know whether to take the golden ball
26:01Because he knows what comes next
26:02Don't worry!
26:04I think I have another one!
26:05He has a divided heart
26:06He doesn't know if he prefers to die like a true Chinese Cudeira
26:09And leave his son orphaned
26:10Or is it better to just have a laugh?
26:13And return home with him
26:14For the moment, in addition to the heart
26:16They just split his foot
26:18Now they have divided his guts
26:20Now they have divided the wall
26:22Poor thing, she's divided everywhere.
26:24And it seems that they have finished breaking his heart
26:27At that moment she realizes that her child needs her
26:30This is the famous kid, isn't it?
26:32Yes, yes, it's my little boy
26:33And you must be the grandmother, I imagine.
26:35Well yes, I'm the grandmother, what's up?
26:37Say hello to Josino!
26:39The poor guy is scared.
26:40I'm not surprised, madam, with those hands you have.
26:43So, would you like your son to be a Chino Cudeiro when he grows up?
26:47Well, the truth is yes.
26:48That's why I put these clothes on him
26:49It's that, between the grandmother's pines
26:51And this little Misa's pajamas
26:53The very normal child is not going to turn out, of course.
26:55That's the idea
26:56That you're going to traumatize him
26:57But he still doesn't understand, man.
26:59Don't you understand?
27:01Well, I see the poor guy who is having a very bad time.
27:03Calm down, Josino, calm down.
27:04You're wearing very cute pajamas.
27:05And now silence, please.
27:07The Marchioness of Cudeiro enters
27:10The Marquise of Cudeiro belongs to the aristocratic branch of the Cudeiros
27:14He is directly related to the Marquis de Sade himself.
27:17That's why she's so calm, so serene.
27:19He's looking forward to getting a good hit.
27:21He wants some real cane.
27:23A simple punch in the arm is not enough for him, no.
27:25She wants more
27:26Give me more all over my face, please!
27:28Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me!
27:30Oh, thank you!
27:31No!
27:32You have beheaded the Marchioness of Cudeiro!
27:34Well, Piltrafilla, I've seen what you have to do.
27:39If you want to be an authentic Cudeiro
27:41The Marchioness has just set an example
27:42A true example to follow
27:44But... but...
27:46But what are you up to?
27:47You're not going to do the same to me!
27:49Don't run away, coward!
27:50Stay and suffer with an authentic Cudeiro!
27:52It caught us off guard!
27:53Wow, that's strong!
27:54It's my turn!
27:56The truth is that the execution of the Marchioness has been a bit brutal.
27:58Now they all come out terrified
28:00The problem is that they don't want to show their faces.
28:02Let's see, Piltrafilla, where do you throw the ball to people?
28:04To the ass!
28:05So don't trust him.
28:06If you don't want to show your face
28:07We will find another weak point
28:09Wow!
28:10On target
28:11To the network!
28:14Well, the time has come to meet the contestants.
28:16Who have achieved the title of Chino Cudeiro
28:18Piltrafilla, who's coming with me to see Chino Cudeiro's movie?
28:24Well, let's see it!
28:28The legend of Chino Cudeiro, part four
28:31Okay Chino, you're worth it.
28:32We've been trying to kill you for three months.
28:34And he doesn't report, colleague.
28:35Oh, I'm sorry!
28:36It's just that I didn't mean to!
28:37Unintentionally, unintentionally
28:38Look, since we can't finish you off
28:40At least we'll have fun at your expense.
28:42Take the car, Junior
28:43And crash it there
28:44Come on, let's have a laugh!
28:45No!
28:46No, please!
28:47I'm young!
28:49Relief!
28:50I'm feeling dizzy!
28:51What a vomit!
28:53Hey!
28:53You can only drive around here!
28:55At 50!
28:56They're going to take points off your license, Junior!
28:57Junior, Junior!
29:00Stop, stop!
29:01What are you doing, you bastard?
29:03Are you sure you are close to driving?
29:05Junior
29:05What's happening?
29:06Don't go around in circles anymore
29:07If he starts vomiting
29:09It's going to make us all lose
29:10You bring it here
29:12Bring it here!
29:13Ah, I'm coming, Takeshi!
29:14Wait for me to make the bridge!
29:15Come on, I'm going!
29:16And you, Chino, pay attention, eh?
29:20Pay attention, we have prepared a little surprise for you.
29:22Oh no!
29:23No more surprises, no!
29:24You have already made me very happy
29:26You have stoned me
29:27You have burned me
29:28You have shot me
29:29Oh!
29:30Oh!
29:30Not that!
29:31Not that, please!
29:32Not that!
29:32Shut up and enjoy, you rascal!
29:36But I'm going to wear underwear!
29:38Well, at least give me a neoprene suit, right?
29:40Oh, Chino, how funny you are!
29:42The truth is that I'm laughing with you.
29:44Well, I don't see the joke!
29:45I think I'm going to do a contest.
29:47So that you come to die in all the programs
29:49Or as it is said in Japanese
29:51This is how a legend is born
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