00:00Fawlty Towers
00:30No, not yet.
00:31Well, they are in a hurry.
00:32Polly says they haven't been called this morning.
00:34And please, Basil, hang that picture.
00:37It's been there for a week
00:38It's only been civil since Monday
00:40Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
00:42Good morning, Friday, Saturday
00:44Paolo
00:49Yes, gentlemen.
00:50There are too many trays
00:52One, two, three
00:54Stuff?
00:55Too many trays
00:57One, two, three
00:58No, no, no, gentlemen
01:00No, no, in, deux, trois
01:02No, gentlemen.
01:04One, two, three
01:05One, no, no, no
01:07Paolo, that's not how you carry trays.
01:10Stuff?
01:11That's not how they take the plate
01:14Oh, le basoi
01:15What thing?
01:16Le basoi
01:17That's not how it is
01:18Is
01:19I, oh
01:20Not like that
01:22Not like that
01:23I, oh
01:24Paolo, Paolo, please, a moment
01:26Yes, yes, yes
01:27What was going on, Basil?
01:28Nothing, dear
01:28You leave it to me
01:29Louis Perlavene
01:30How do you say?
01:32French
01:32Trays
01:33Only
01:34Due
01:35Due
01:36Don't look at me
01:38You were the one who spoke it perfectly.
01:40Two trays
01:42And less butter
01:43Way, way, way
01:44Yes, gentlemen.
01:45Thank you
01:45I don't know
01:47I don't know why you insisted on hiring him, Basil.
01:49Because it's cheap and willing, my dear.
01:51And in these times it is difficult
01:52But why did you tell me I spoke their language?
01:55I studied classical Italian and not that kind of gibberish that the chapurreo
01:58It wouldn't be easier to train a monkey.
02:00Good morning, Miss Caspar
02:02Good morning
02:03Good morning
02:03Good morning
02:04Basil
02:08Yes, dear
02:09Have you thought about hanging the painting?
02:11Yes, I'm going to hang it, dear.
02:12When?
02:13Well, when there is...
02:14Why don't you hang it up now?
02:16Because right now I'm making the menu
02:17You have all morning for that.
02:18Why don't you hang the picture now?
02:21Basil
02:22OK
02:22I'm not going to make the menu
02:23You have no idea how much it costs to make the menu
02:25But it doesn't matter
02:25I will hang the picture
02:26If the menus are not made for lunch
02:28Guests can come here to admire the painting
02:30Below
02:32Below
02:35A little less
02:36There
02:37Thank you, dear
02:38Thanks a lot
02:39Where would I be without you?
02:41In the world of the living, surely
02:43Yeah?
02:49We would like the bill, please.
02:51Wow, can't they wait?
02:53I'm afraid we'd miss the train.
02:55Since they didn't call us this morning
02:56Good
02:58I get up at five, you know?
03:00I'm so sorry that things don't work out like magic.
03:03Basil, are you making the menu?
03:05No, dear
03:06I'm doing the math for this lovely couple who are in such a hurry
03:09I'm really sorry for causing you so much inconvenience.
03:11But we will be late because they haven't woken us up.
03:13Oh, I'm so sorry.
03:15Basil, why haven't they been called?
03:16Because I forgot
03:17I'm sorry from my heart, but I'm not perfect.
03:20It's ready
03:22If you are so kind as to pay it to my wife
03:24I have a picture to hang
03:25If I don't empty the trash cans first
03:27The press
03:30Goodbye, see you later
03:37Don't forget the painting, Basil
03:42No, dear, don't worry.
03:44I have to go out
03:44I hope to see it hanging when I get back.
03:46Drive carefully
03:48Good morning, Major
03:50Very good, Fawlty
03:52I apologize for the delay in the newspapers this morning, Major.
03:56I'll talk to them again to see if something can be done.
03:58Ah, the strikes, cleaning, mail
04:01It breaks one's heart
04:02What has become of the old ideal of a job well done?
04:05From the service
04:06Nowadays people's selfishness
04:07Mr. Fawlty
04:08I'm coming, man, I'm coming.
04:09Don't be impatient
04:10They have no consideration
04:12Of course it's out of pure ignorance
04:14Cheap guests
04:15Dolly Vena has been chosen
04:17Really?
04:18With what chosen?
04:19Great
04:20Good old Dolly
04:21Good, good
04:21Thanks, Polly
04:22We only stayed until Sunday
04:25Very well thank you
04:28Scum
04:53Weren't you going out, dear?
04:55What is this?
04:57Ah yes, I decided to put an ad
04:59And how much did it cost us?
05:00Well, I don't know, about fifteen.
05:02Forty
05:03Forty
05:04You know what I think about these things.
05:07Civil, I know very well what I'm doing.
05:09I don't think so, Basil.
05:10Civil, we must attract a more upmarket clientele
05:13Because?
05:14Because we are losing tone
05:16But making money
05:17Yeah I know
05:18So?
05:19That we should try to gain a more illustrious clientele
05:23And get rid of that scum
05:25Your money is as good as anyone else's
05:27Is that all you care about, Civil, money?
05:29This ad was a waste of forty pounds
05:31One moment, one moment, please
05:33Good?
05:37Well what?
05:37My lady, if Richard and Lady Morris will arrive this afternoon for two nights
05:41Because it turns out they saw our ad in Country
05:43It's a pity they don't stay a week.
05:45We agree
05:45This is how they would pay for the advertisement
05:46Civil, if we could attract this type of guests
05:50Who knows?
05:51The sky is the limit
05:52Basil, the limit is twenty-two rooms.
05:54But, but, but
05:55Have you seen the ones at number six?
05:57They had never seen a mattress in their lives.
05:59They are the most vulgar rabble you can meet.
06:01What's up, man?
06:17Do you have a room?
06:20Excuse me
06:20Is there a room, friend?
06:23I'll have to check it out, sir.
06:25Simple?
06:26Yeah
06:26No, give me a double.
06:28Today I feel lucky
06:29Hello
06:32Good morning
06:34It was a joke
06:39We don't have
06:39That?
06:40None free, goodbye
06:41Number seven is free, Basil
06:43No, no, Mr. Tom is in seventh, dear.
06:45No, he left when you were hanging the picture.
06:48Do you have luggage, sir?
06:49Yes, a suitcase
06:50In the car
06:53The white sports car
06:54Do you want to fill this out?
06:57Put a cross
06:58Enjoy your stay, Mr. Brown.
07:03Ah, Paolo
07:05Do you want to pick up this gentleman's suitcase from his car?
07:08And take her to room seven?
07:11Eh, es molto difficile
07:13That?
07:14It's not easy for me to capire
07:15Ah, it's not easy for you to understand, Paolo.
07:18We are teaching him
07:20He is from Naples
07:21Italy
07:22Italy
07:23I will raise the beacon
07:25That?
07:26The beacon of the bianche sportivo car
07:31And to room seven, please.
07:35Soon?
07:38Is it impossible?
07:40That?
07:40Impossible?
07:41I think it is very clear
07:43Paolo
07:43Faccia el piacere de cercare el mio bagagio
07:46What's in the macchina bianca?
07:48And he takes it to room number 7
07:50The gentleman speaks Italian
07:52Oh, I let go a bit, I was disappointed
07:54Oh, no, no, no
07:56No, no, no, señore, parla bene
07:57Very good, very good
07:59Thank you
07:59And he carried it from that
08:01Thank you
08:02Well, if you want anything else
08:07I'm sure Paolo can help you.
08:09Since you are also taking them
08:11The key
08:13Hi darling
08:37Here, hanging the picture
08:39Don't forget the menu
08:42What did you say?
08:45Don't forget the menu
08:47You didn't want me to col...
08:48Okay, I'll make the menu.
08:50You would have finished by now
08:52If you hadn't spent the morning
08:54Dodging the issue
08:55With that mousetrap music
08:56Mousetrap?
08:58If it's Brahms
09:00Brahms's The Third Mousetrap
09:03All morning
09:08Two scant bars
09:10Have you decided?
09:13Uh, yeah
09:13But what is chick?
09:15Grapefruit
09:16And the po... potrosa cream?
09:20Ah, Portuguese
09:21Tomato soup
09:22I'll take chick
09:23And then a joint on the zancuela
09:27Chicken?
09:28To the casserole
09:29Ah, it comes with a smile
09:30It comes with cabbages and carrots
09:32The smile is something else, isn't it?
09:33You'll have one if you finish the cabbages.
09:35Waiter?
09:46Did you want something?
09:48Ah, hello
09:49I would like wine, please.
09:50The waiter is busy, sir.
09:52But I'll bring you the wine list.
09:54When I finish serving this gentleman
09:56Ah, very good.
09:57I'm in no hurry
09:58Excellent
09:59That's very kind of you.
10:00Is the beer to your satisfaction?
10:03Yeah
10:03Alright
10:05So let me wish you bon appétit
10:07Paolo
10:10Sir
10:12Bring the wine list, please.
10:14Yes, sir.
10:15The wine list
10:18The
10:19The card... came
10:20Presto
10:21No, no, no, no, no
10:22The letter
10:23Is that the letter there?
10:27The wine list
10:28It's the red folder
10:30Pink!
10:32This
10:33Thanks, Paolo
10:37Come on, disappear
10:39Do you have half a bottle of Bojolet?
10:45Yeah
10:45Ah, great.
10:47It's okay, Paolo.
10:49Another grapefruit for twelve, Poli
10:51Paolo
10:52Don't worry about it.
10:53No problem
10:54Keep enjoying
10:55It doesn't matter
10:56Go and throw it away
11:04Stuff?
11:05Go and throw it away
11:06Go and throw it away?
11:07Yes, throw it away.
11:08Throw it away
11:11Strip!
11:13Excuse me, excuse me.
11:16Excuse me, keep eating.
11:18Rose, Boletire!
11:19Throw it away!
11:22Oh!
11:24Very sorry
11:25Nothing like a restaurant show
11:27The drawings have been left before
11:30I'm sorry
11:31They are good, do you see any?
11:33The righteous to continue serving
11:34His half bottle of Bojolet
11:38Civil?
11:41They're calling reception, dear.
11:42Yes ok
11:48What do you want?
11:49Hey, I'd like to know.
11:50If I could stay here
11:51A couple of nights
11:52Have you made a reservation?
11:53Excuse me
11:53Reserve, reserve
11:55Well no
11:55Holy God
11:56Are they complete?
11:58How complete?
12:00Complete
12:01We are not complete
12:03I would like one...
12:04One moment
12:05One moment, please.
12:06Yeah
12:08A simple room
12:09Your name, please
12:10Give me your name
12:11One second
12:12Wants?
12:12Say
12:13Oh yes, Mr. O'Reilly.
12:15Glad to hear from you.
12:16When I asked him to build a wall
12:18I assumed that instead of leaving the bricks
12:19Simply thrown into the pile
12:21I would find time to join them with cement
12:23You know
12:24In the purest traditional construction style
12:26Do you mind filling it out?
12:29Ah, splendid
12:30Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes
12:32But when, Mr. O'Reilly?
12:34There, there, there
12:35Yes, yes, yes, yes
12:37But when?
12:39Yes, yes, yes, yes
12:41Ah, flu, yes
12:43Enter your first and last name
12:45Yes, a disgrace, Mrs. O'Reilly.
12:47The potato famine
12:48It is assumed
12:49Did he say his first and last name?
12:50Yes, first and last name, please.
12:52But he won't give me a date.
12:54I only use the last name
12:55Didn't they give him a name?
12:56It's because I'm Lord Melbury
12:58I usually sign Melbury
12:59Always
12:59Get lost
13:04I'm terribly sorry to have kept you waiting, Lord Melbury.
13:08I offer my most humble apologies.
13:09If there were even the smallest thing
13:11Whatever I could do for you
13:13Don't hesitate, tell me.
13:14I have already filled in all the data
13:16Ah, don't bother.
13:17Let's see
13:18A special room
13:19Simple?
13:20Double?
13:20A suite?
13:21Well, we don't have a suite.
13:22But some delicious doubles
13:23No, no, no
13:24I want a simple one
13:24A simple one, of course.
13:26Did you know choice?
13:27If you allow me to give my opinion, sir.
13:28Simple, mate.
13:29Of course
13:29Of course
13:30Naturally
13:32Believe...
13:35I think I'll stay a couple of nights
13:37Oh, don't worry.
13:38Paolo
13:39It's a gloomy day, isn't it?
13:46Indeed, so
13:47Yes, because down here it's usually nice.
13:49Although today it is already...
13:51Hunchback
13:52Paolo
13:55Although it is good for wheat
13:58Yes, that's what it says.
13:59Yes, the harvest will be fabulous at this rate.
14:01Thank God
14:02Ah, blessed wheat
14:03Yeah
14:03There's nothing like a wind-swept wheat field.
14:08AND...
14:08Paolo!
14:12How are you?
14:14If it's not too personal
14:15Well, yes it is personal
14:16Excuse me, I'm going to pick up your luggage.
14:17Wait here
14:17Thanks, I left it in the entry.
14:19Excellent, thank you.
14:20I'll be right back
14:20It must be on the ground
14:27If you don't mind returning it to Rona
14:29Lord Melbury
14:30May I introduce you to my wife
14:32We have already introduced them
14:34My wife introduces you to Lord Melbury
14:35Thanks, Basil
14:36We have already introduced them
14:37Gorgeous!
14:39Thank you
14:39Excuse me, could you put this briefcase in the checkout?
14:41Contains some valuables
14:43Of value?
14:44Of course, leave it in my hands.
14:45I'll put it in the box immediately.
14:47Civilian, would you mind putting this in the box?
14:49I have to go to the kitchen, Basil.
14:50Of course you are busy
14:51Nice to meet you, Lord Melbury
14:53Enjoy your stadium
14:53Thank you, ma'am
14:54Then I will do it, in addition to the painting
14:56I'll leave it here for a moment.
14:57Paolo, do you want to take these suitcases to number 21?
15:02Stuff?
15:03Take room 21
15:06And I never take a piss
15:08Turn on the beacons
15:11Nothing, forget it, forget it
15:13I will, thanks, Paolo
15:14Oh, he saw the gates!
15:15He saw the gates!
15:16Go serve the portas!
15:16Yes, yes, yes, yes
15:17Go serve the portas!
15:17Go serve the portas!
15:18Go serve!
15:19Go serve!
15:19What's the point?
15:20The tables!
15:21Go and serve the tables!
15:22Go be a waiter!
15:29Sorry about the incident, Lord Melbury.
15:30Just entered the service
15:32It would be easier to train a monkey
15:35Would you be so kind as to accompany me?
15:48That is, if you are ready, there is no rush.
15:50Oh, yes, of course, of course
15:52Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you.
15:59Would you mind moving to that table?
16:01As?
16:02Would you be so kind as to come to that table?
16:04But...
16:05Sorry for the inconvenience
16:06We are in the middle of lunch
16:07It's absurd that...
16:08This is Lord Melbury's table, you know.
16:10By Lord Melbury
16:11Whenever he stays here he sits at that table.
16:12So why did they put us here?
16:14There has been carelessness on the part of my wife
16:16I didn't know he was coming.
16:17Excuse me
16:18Poli, please move these people to that table.
16:20If the grapefruit were not enough
16:21Thanks a lot
16:22Come on, damn it!
16:25Thank you
16:25Ah, Lord Melbury
16:35Please sit down if you please.
16:37I have reserved the window table for you, as always.
16:40What do I feel?
16:43Thank you, thank you
16:44A nice detail
16:45Holy heavens
16:49God help me
16:50The show is not over
16:51You to your food
16:52Thank you, thank you all.
16:53Are you well, Lord Melbury?
17:04Lord Melbury, I feel obliged to apologize.
17:07Oh, no, no, no need, please.
17:08It was nothing
17:08I feel dismayed
17:10Don't think about it anymore
17:10A minor incident happens to anyone
17:12Yes, but it was the fault of...
17:14It is already totally forgotten
17:15Oh, you are so really
17:17Oh, my Lord
17:18I would like to apologize with dinner on the house.
17:22Oh, that's very generous of you.
17:23But I'm afraid I have an engagement tonight.
17:26And by the way
17:27Yeah?
17:28Perhaps you could...
17:29Whatever you want
17:29I don't know if...
17:31Would you change a small check for me?
17:34This afternoon I'm playing golf.
17:35How could I not? Delighted.
17:36The fact is that the town is not on the way
17:38Of course, Lord Melbury
17:39And how much?
17:40If the question doesn't offend you
17:41No, they could be some...
17:44Fifty...
17:45One hundred pounds
17:46Hundred
17:47Oh, oh!
17:49Yeah!
17:50Of course!
17:51Of course!
17:52Let's see, will that be enough?
17:54If you want one hundred and fifty
17:55Two hundred
17:56Sixty
17:56Now that you mention it
17:58There's dinner, there's tips
17:59And it's the weekend
17:59Sure, maybe two hundred would be better.
18:01Is it possible?
18:04Oh!
18:06Don't worry!
18:07That's done!
18:08Yes, you make me very happy.
18:10I'll send someone to the bank
18:12In a moment
18:13And I'll have the money ready for you.
18:14By the time you return
18:15That would be appreciated, yes.
18:16Thank you, my lord.
18:17Thank you so much
18:17I am the one who gives them to you
18:18It doesn't matter
18:19It's a real pleasure
18:20That's class
18:23Hi darling
18:26What is this, Basil?
18:29A kiss, dear
18:30Don't do it again
18:31I thought you would like it
18:32Obviously I was wrong
18:33I'm sorry
18:34I already know about lunch.
18:35That?
18:36Ah, that
18:37Don't think about it anymore
18:38As?
18:38A minor incident
18:40It happens to anyone
18:40To anyone?
18:41First you raise the family
18:43In the middle of his lunch
18:44And then you attack that Melbury
18:45With a chair
18:46Look, Sybil
18:47I have spoken to Lord Melbury
18:49In this regard
18:50And he has been very polite
18:51It is a glory
18:52A guest of his caliber
18:53What distinction?
18:55Goal
18:56Beach
18:56Commitments
18:57A couple of hundred
18:58Of horses
19:00I have never seen such worn suitcases in my life.
19:03Of course not
19:04Only the authentic smart grace
19:05Wearing worn-out items is allowed
19:07That's the grace
19:08But you don't know what I'm talking about.
19:09No, I don't know.
19:11But don't move anyone again.
19:12In the middle of a meal
19:13And hang that picture at once.
19:15Insolent rat
19:18Ah, Polly
19:21Will you do me a favor
19:23When you approach the village this afternoon
19:25Would you mind?
19:28Among us
19:29Don't tell my wife
19:30You can go to the bank and withdraw
19:48Don't tell my wife
20:18Can someone pick up that phone?
20:44Is there no one there?
20:45Nobody is going to answer.
20:48Someone has to be there
20:50You don't
20:53We've already started
20:55I'll have to give up my vacation.
20:57To hang it
20:58Fawlty Towers, tell me
20:59Fawlty Towers, say
21:03Oh, hi, Brenda.
21:04Basil, it's already six o'clock.
21:07Yes, dear
21:07Ah, Polly
21:08Do you have it yet?
21:09Yeah
21:09Mr. Fawlty
21:11Could I speak to you?
21:12That?
21:12Could I speak to you in your office?
21:13Not now, Polly
21:14It is very important
21:15Then, then
21:16Basil
21:16Yes, I'm coming, dear.
21:17Thank you, thank you very much, Polly
21:19I had no idea, girl.
21:21Good afternoon, Major
21:27Hello, Fawlty
21:27Thanks, Fawlty
21:28The usual?
21:30Uh, oh, yes, of course, yes
21:33Why not?
21:34I've been watching one of your nature documentaries so far.
21:38Oh yeah?
21:38Did you know that the gestation period for a jibon is seven months?
21:43Seven months?
21:44Who would have thought?
21:45Yes, here you go, Major.
21:47Seven months
21:48Oh, thanks, Fawlty
21:48How curious
21:49Ah, good afternoon, Mr. Waring.
21:51A tonic, a cold lemonade, and a whiskey on the rocks, please.
21:54Hipso facto
21:55By the way
21:56Is there a particular table we shouldn't sit at?
22:00As?
22:02We will sit at the table from there.
22:04Seven months, eh, look
22:07Good afternoon, Fawlty
22:08Good afternoon, Lord Melbury
22:09Wherever you want?
22:10Yes, wherever, wherever
22:12The Lord Melbury
22:13I would like to invite you to an aperitif
22:14Do me the honor
22:15Very kind of you, Jerez Seco, thank you.
22:18What else?
22:20Ah, it has such...
22:23Ah, I don't know what it is.
22:24Je ne sais quoi
22:25Exactly, exactly
22:27Ah, hello, Sibyl
22:28Good afternoon, Major
22:30Hello, Mrs. Fawlty.
22:31Sugered, Lord Melbury
22:33Oh, thank you, Mr. Fawlty.
22:34My coin collection has piqued your interest, huh?
22:37That?
22:38Oh, yes, yes, yes
22:39All from the empire, of course.
22:41Yeah
22:42I collected them as a hobby and also as an investment, of course.
22:44Yes, of course, speaking of...
22:46Do you already have my...?
22:47Oh, yes, yes
22:48Here, Lord Melbury
22:51Oh, thank you, very kind.
22:52We already know what happens to these objects
23:04Its value has been rising lately.
23:06Don't tell me
23:07Yeah
23:07And if you want good advice, have them appraised.
23:10And insure them for what they are worth
23:11Yes, yes, I will, Lord Melbury.
23:13One cannot take risks in these times.
23:16No, of course, anyway
23:16Thank you very much, I am extremely grateful
23:19Basil
23:19I'm speaking to Lord Melbury, my dear.
23:21Hey, a tonic, a cold lemonade, and a whiskey on the rocks, please.
23:25Excuse me, but I was talking to...
23:27Hey, Fawlty
23:27Yeah?
23:28Hey, I thought of the following:
23:31It turns out that I am having dinner with the Duke of Buckley this very evening.
23:34And... Do you know him?
23:36Eh, no, no, personally no.
23:38No?
23:39Well, the fact is that he is an expert in Sotheby's matters and so on.
23:42Oh yeah?
23:42If you don't mind, I could take the coins to you myself and ask for your expert opinion.
23:46As for its current market value
23:48Would you really do it?
23:50Of course, it doesn't cost me anything, I'll be out in a moment
23:52But Lord Melbury, how incredibly generous?
23:54I'm speaking to Lord Melbury!
23:56I'd like a tonic, a cold lemonade, and a whiskey on the rocks, please!
24:01I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
24:07Mr. Fawlty
24:07Has it been Lord Melbury? Where is he?
24:08No, I called, I have to talk to you.
24:10What? But I'm just busy.
24:12Please, it's very important, we can enter...
24:14Not now?
24:15It is very important
24:15I am attending to a very important matter, civil, thank you.
24:19Okay, okay, come on, come on, come on
24:21Come on, talk, talk, talk, talk
24:23What is it about Lord Melbury?
24:24That?
24:24That is not Lord Melbury
24:26He's nothing but a scammer
24:28What did you say?
24:29Mr. Brown told me so.
24:30Ah!
24:31He is from the Criminal Investigation Brigade
24:33They've been keeping an eye on Melbury because he's already done some scams in the village.
24:36They want to arrest you as soon as you leave here so as not to cause you any trouble.
24:40You must be careful with him
24:41What detail on your part?
24:42Please, Mr. Ford
24:43Of course, what other stories has Mr. Brown from MI5 told you to impress you?
24:47Melbury is a scam
24:47No, there's no doubt about it, you can tell from a mile away, right? It's so vulgar.
24:51Not like that gachógni whose ulterior motives and intentions you will discover without much delay.
24:56Poor innocent girl, you are a shipwreck
24:59Are you going? What's going on here?
25:00Nothing, my dear, nothing at all.
25:01Mrs. Foxy
25:02Listen
25:02Yes, Poli
25:03Did he tell you or not?
25:04Mr. Brown is from the police
25:07That's right, I've seen your credentials.
25:09They're watching Melbury because he's a scammer.
25:11I understand
25:12But how do you understand it?
25:14Let's see your valuables
25:16But what are you going to do, Sibyl?
25:17Sibyl, I forbid you to open that box.
25:18Sibyl, I forbid you to take out that briefcase.
25:20Sibyl, don't open that briefcase, I forbid you.
25:23Sibyl, I forbid you.
25:24I never thought I'd see the day I'd spy on belongings entrusted to me.
25:29Some valuables in my hands
25:32I'll call the police
25:58They are here
25:59Mr. Brown is waiting outside
26:00Basil, call reception
26:03Yes of course
26:17Good afternoon
26:21I think he was waiting for us
26:22I was waiting for other people
26:23Sir Richard and Lady Morris
26:25Yes, yes, to them too
26:26Excuse me
26:27How did he know?
26:28That?
26:29Ah, it's Sir Richard and Lady
26:30Excuse me.
26:32I had thought that...
26:34Would you mind filling this out, please?
26:39Yes, of course
26:40We have already given them the habit
26:41Aha
26:42Ah, Fawlty
26:43Mr. Fawlty to you, Lord Melbury
26:45Are you talking to me?
26:47Nothing, nothing, don't think about it anymore.
26:49Ah, well.
26:50I brought him a check for 200 pounds
26:52Much obliged
26:53And as for my invaluable coin collection
26:58Oh yeah
26:58Do you want me to take it?
26:59Do you want me to take it to the Duke of Buckley?
27:00To tie her up, my Lord?
27:02Uh, yeah
27:02Well no, I don't want to.
27:03Because I found out
27:04That the Duke of Buckley
27:05He has died
27:06Yes, he hit him in the head with a golf ball.
27:08Tragic, tragic
27:09Well, how is Lord Melbury?
27:12How's it going, man?
27:14Throwing, buddy?
27:15How is my buddy?
27:18Do you want to keep any valuables, Sir Richard?
27:21Any bricks?
27:21Oh, no, no
27:22Excuse me.
27:24Bastard!
27:27What's going on?
27:29We have given them room 12 with a view of the park
27:30They will love it
27:31I'll have your luggage brought up.
27:32Allow me to introduce you to my wife.
27:33It's a pleasure
27:34Hello, Lord Melbury!
27:37Bastard!
27:38Oh yes!
27:38Don't be offended
27:39I was telling him
27:40Please don't think about it anymore.
27:41It can happen
27:42From anyone
27:43Stay right there!
27:46Do not move!
27:47If you please
27:48Excuse me for a moment
27:50Think here!
27:50Please!
27:54Let's go up!
27:56Let's get out of here!
27:57Vacil!
27:57Take it away!
27:58Yeah?
27:59The Morrises have just left
28:00Hey?
28:01The Morrises are leaving!
28:05Let's go, Harriet
28:06What are they doing?
28:09Let's get out of here
28:10Please don't leave
28:11You'll like this
28:12I've never been in such a hovel in my life.
28:14Will they be?
28:21Are they snobs?
28:23Stupid paid posh pigs
28:27From your goddamn class!
28:29You idiots!
28:30Pile of shit!
28:40Only one!
28:41Pile of shit!
28:42Only one!
28:42Please!
28:52Sorry, Mr. Folti.
28:54Good
29:02I'd better hang the picture.
29:04Thanks, Poli
29:08By
29:08Well done, Paolo
29:13Stuff?
29:15Hey...
29:16Forza
29:16I'm really sorry, Mr. Folti.
29:19Can I buy you a drink?
29:21No, thanks
29:21I have to hang this painting
29:22Vacil!
29:25I want a tonic
29:27A cold lemonade
29:29And a whiskey on the rocks
29:31Please!
29:32Ips-o-fect!
29:34Come with me
29:35Sit there, please.
29:40Hands on the table
29:42You two too
29:43Help yourselves!
30:07Thanks for watching the video.
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