00:03We're home now.
00:20Wow, that was quite a date.
00:25It wasn't a date.
00:27I went to the cinema by myself.
00:29And you appeared sitting next to me when the light went out.
00:32Uh-huh.
00:32This time you weren't able to slip away.
00:37I'm winning you over, baby.
00:41I'm winning you over.
00:48Come on, kindness.
00:50Let's get comfortable.
00:57Come on, guayabera.
01:00Let's get comfortable.
01:06What are you doing?
01:09I'm flirting with you, darling.
01:14And this is one of my tactics.
01:21Alright.
01:31Steve Urkel.
01:33You are the most annoying human being I have ever met.
01:37He said it.
01:39You are witnesses.
01:41He called me a human being.
01:45Office note.
01:53Household items.
02:00Household items.
02:07Household items.
02:11Household items.
02:22Household items.
02:45Apocalypse
02:54Let's breathe
02:59Hello
03:06Waldo
03:07Waldo
03:08Bonda is here
03:10Chachi
03:13Hello, Waldo
03:15Waldo
03:23Waldo
03:25Waldo
03:27I'm very busy right now.
03:28You already know
03:29No problem
03:35Page
03:40Waldo
03:41I
03:44Hey kid
03:46Do you want to look at that girl?
03:48Look at those lips
03:50They're longing to be kissed
03:53You haven't said anything before
04:00Why did you do this?
04:02Because you told me so, Eddie.
04:06Dimbe boy!
04:07You're stupid
04:08Hey Bonda, wait
04:10Listen
04:11Bonda, don't go
04:16Waldo
04:17You just kissed my girl
04:19Yeah
04:19And it's going to be hard to top that kiss.
04:21I didn't tell you to kiss her
04:26I wanted you to leave
04:27So I could kiss her
04:28Idiot!
04:32Do you understand now?
04:34Idiot?
04:35Yes, I understand.
04:36And I also understand something more
04:39That?
04:42My best friend thinks I'm an idiot.
04:54Do you want me to show you something, Uncle Carl?
04:57This is over
05:00What flavor do you want?
05:02Lemon
05:04Richie
05:05Would you do me a favor and eat them before they melt?
05:10Yes, I know.
05:11It's hard work
05:12But someone has to do it.
05:28I need to tighten it a little more
05:33A little more
05:35Already
05:36That's it
05:39Hi, Carl
05:41Were you able to fix it?
05:42Oh, yes!
05:43Good!
05:44Go ahead and call the technician
05:48So that?
05:50Carl
05:51This requires talent.
05:54Talent that you don't have
05:58I fixed the hair dryer and it worked great
06:02Yeah
06:03And then it exploded
06:06And your mother almost got electrocuted
06:10She only fainted for a few minutes
06:15Let's see
06:17Refrigerator repair
06:22Excuse me
06:24Couldn't you give me a little support?
06:27Give me a few crumbs of trust, Harriet
06:31But not
06:33Allow comments about explosions
06:35And to say that my mother almost died because of me
06:40I'll tell you something, Harriet
06:41If there were a country called discouragement
06:45You would be the queen of the discouragers
06:51But nothing
06:51I am the king of this house, little queen
06:56And the king says that no technician will come here.
07:02Because the king fixed the refrigerator all by himself.
07:06No
07:08No
07:14No
07:17No
07:18No
07:19No
07:21No
07:22No
07:23No
07:25No
07:25No
07:27No
07:32No
07:35No
07:36No
07:38Ejo, almighty king!
07:44Let's see, refrigerator repair.
07:51Goodness, baby, pretty, isn't it?
07:53Take my word for it, I swear.
07:55I will never be rude to you again.
07:59This!
08:00You'll have time to reconcile with her later.
08:03We have an emergency on our hands.
08:06Come on.
08:08What are you talking about?
08:10I just received a call from Formagui.
08:13It was Waldo.
08:15Formagui?
08:16And what is Waldo doing in Formagui?
08:18He has enlisted in the army.
08:21That?
08:22Come on, we have to get him out of there.
08:24Wait, but why would Waldo do such a stupid thing?
08:27It was your damn habit of using the word idiot that caused all this mess.
08:33Did that idiot sign up because I called him an idiot?
08:36Yes, there are words that force a weak mind to make dangerous decisions.
08:41So don't call me an idiot.
08:50Dear Mom, I'm in the army.
08:57He's like a buddy.
09:07He'll never break my record with shovels and a pickaxe.
09:16I'm in the army.
09:32Waldo!
09:35Steve!
09:36Eddie!
09:36Had I listed you?
09:39No way!
09:40We've snuck in!
09:41We have to...
09:42Are you having trouble finding the door?
09:46Let's go inside!
09:48Firm!
09:53Let's see.
09:55Who are you?
09:57Soldier Ur...
09:58Private Whistlow!
09:59Reporting for duty, sir!
10:10Reporting for duty, sir!
10:43I want to know immediately.
10:45What a bunch of scoundrels like you do in my company
10:50Ah, that's a good question, sir.
10:54I don't think I'll have the pleasure of meeting myself
10:57Sergeant Robert Siska
11:01What do I have to do with Magilla the gorilla?
11:04Oh, silence!
11:06Yes, sir, I'll be quiet, sir.
11:07I am not lord
11:08Isn't he a sir?
11:10No, sir, I'm a sergeant.
11:11And you will refer to me as Sergeant Siska
11:14Of course
11:15Of course what?
11:17Of course, sir
11:18No, sir, sergeant
11:20Yes, Sergeant Siska, sir
11:26Can you call me sergeant?
11:28Okay
11:33Because?
11:35Whislow
11:35You are not on the list of new recruits
11:38Oh, it's just that...
11:40Could it be that the documents have been misplaced again?
11:43I suspect heads will roll in the administration.
11:46Don't mess with my army
11:48I love my army
11:51We'll fix this later
11:55Sergeant
11:56Do you think Private Whislow and I
11:58Could we speak with the soldier in a skirt alone?
12:03Well...
12:04No!
12:07The sergeant is our friend, you know?
12:10You have no friends here!
12:12The army is your only friend!
12:19Line up!
12:21To form what?
12:24Line up!
12:27To be my friend, the army doesn't treat me nicely.
12:32Pay attention
12:33You see!
12:35Don't even breathe
12:38And what are you looking at?
12:42Chest out
12:43Shoulders back
12:45Recerguida
12:47Don't move a muscle.
12:50Welcome to basic training, beginners
12:54During the next six weeks
13:04During the next six weeks
13:13During the next six weeks
13:16Shoot him!
13:18I need to breathe.
13:19Forgive me for wanting to stay alive
13:27Rest
13:32During the next six weeks
13:34It will be my job
13:43To convert this group of boorish, ignorant, beastly, filthy people
13:46In soldiers of the United States Army
13:55Why do you have to insult us like that, friend?
14:01If he continues down this path, he will destroy the morale of the troops.
14:04To jail!
14:08He probably doesn't have many friends, does he?
14:10To the firing squad and shut your mouth!
14:15Sergeant
14:15An irrational display of anger
14:18It can occasionally be caused by indigestion.
14:20Have you heard of cholesterol?
14:22Private Urkel!
14:24Fifty push-ups!
14:26Why do I have to do it?
14:28Get down!
14:39Get down!
14:47Above
14:48Hey, you pig!
14:58Company
14:59Let's go for a 30-kilometer stroll
15:03With the full team
15:06Oh no, no, no, no, no, don't thank me.
15:09It was Private Urkel
15:14The reason is
15:15I hope that when you leave here
15:18Be good soldiers
15:19And this soldier
15:21He is the weakest man in the world
15:25Oh, yes
15:26I should see my father
15:29Attention, Fir
15:30Hey!
15:34Right
15:34Ari!
15:37Ah, right, yes
15:40Turn around
15:42Ar!
15:46head on
15:47Ar!
15:49Hey, first it says this way
15:51Later this way
15:52Alright
15:53Left, damn it
15:54Left
15:55Left
15:56Left, right
15:57Left
15:58Left
15:59Left
16:00Left
16:01Left, right
16:01Left
16:07How's it going?
16:08I'm finished, ma'am.
16:10I've had to replace some parts
16:12Ah, very good.
16:14A very nice house
16:16Thank you
16:16How much do I pay for it?
16:19Ah, I don't think it's any of your business.
16:22Ah, fussy, aren't you?
16:27How much do I owe him?
16:29$286
16:30That?
16:31For a small repair?
16:33Ah, ah, good, what are you waiting for?
16:36She can pick up the phone now and tell her hubby.
16:40Why should I do that?
16:42He controls the checking account, doesn't he?
16:45You will need my authorization to carry out the repair.
16:53My hubby doesn't control the bank account
16:56We share the checking account
16:58Is that clear?
16:59Clear as water
17:02And what's more
17:04I authorize this repair
17:07Does that sound good to you?
17:09Perfectly
17:12And I also authorize him to buy other pants
17:17They are too narrow for such a large package
17:31Company, rest
17:37Company, rest
17:39Ah!
17:41Ah!
17:44Ah!
17:46Ah!
17:51Ah!
18:03Ah!
18:15Style!
18:18Eddie, will you do me a favor?
18:20But what about it?
18:22Finish me off.
18:26Leave him alone, Winslow.
18:27Why don't you leave him alone, sergeant?
18:30I know Steve is a pain, heavier than a cow in your arms.
18:34And it gets on one's nerves.
18:36But the truth is that...
18:39That's how it is with everyone.
18:43Don't defend me, friend.
18:49Winslow.
18:51Birds of a feather flock together.
18:53So Faldo and you will stay here with Urkel
18:55while the rest of us go eat the breaded fish.
18:58And while we savor it,
19:01The three of you will clean the company from top to bottom.
19:05Where are the prudes?
19:07In the hand.
19:12The company is attentive.
19:13Let's not waste any time.
19:14Today is Wednesday.
19:15And it's time to eat.
19:17And we have breaded fish.
19:18Fish!
19:26I had never been so tired in my life
19:29how I am now.
19:38Why did you have to come here?
19:41To try to prevent you from making a mistake.
19:50Hey, Waldo.
19:52Don't tell me you enlisted in the army
19:55because I hurt your feelings.
19:57It wasn't just that.
20:00But you shouldn't have called me an idiot.
20:03Yes I know.
20:04You're supposed to be my friend.
20:06My best friend.
20:08When you called me an idiot
20:09I have never felt worse in my life.
20:13Oh really?
20:14Yeah.
20:15I admire you.
20:17You are my idol.
20:19You always have been.
20:21So when you called me an idiot
20:23It hurt me.
20:24Here.
20:27No, Waldo.
20:28You're not an idiot.
20:30An idiot is someone who lets themselves be carried away.
20:31because of his bad temper
20:32and hurts feelings
20:33from his best friend.
20:36Waldo.
20:39Very sorry.
20:45Do you want to be my best friend?
20:51Such.
21:01Everything's sorted now, Steve.
21:05Steve?
21:07Steve!
21:09Yes sir.
21:10Yes sir.
21:15Let's go home, guys.
21:18One moment.
21:20Get Waldo out of the army
21:21It's not going to be easy.
21:24Already.
21:24We can talk to the sergeant.
21:26Oh, good idea.
21:27Yes, good idea.
21:28He is a cooperative individual,
21:30kind and understanding.
21:33Maybe if we explain it to him
21:34the situation in a polite manner
21:36Give Waldo back his papers.
21:38Capabal.
21:46Hey, Waldo!
21:49You signed the application
21:51of income, right?
21:52No.
21:54He brings it here.
21:55He put me in a uniform.
21:55No.
22:10See you!
22:11Listen up, maggots.
22:13Prepare for drill.
22:14Otten.
22:16Hood.
22:17Forward.
22:18Hood.
22:20Right shoulder.
22:21Hood.
22:23Forward.
22:24Hood.
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