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Con Sybil ingresada en el hospital durante unos días para operarse de una uña encarnada, Basil se queda solo en el hotel para ocuparse de un grupo de turistas alemanes y de la necesidad de realizar el simulacro de incendio semestral habitual. No tiene mucho éxito con ninguna de las dos cosas. Los huéspedes confunden la alarma antirrobo con la alarma contra incendios y, cuando Manuel provoca un incendio en la cocina, nadie le presta atención. Basil sufre un golpe bastante fuerte en la cabeza que le lleva a insultar a sus huéspedes alemanes haciendo constantes referencias a la guerra.
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00:00FALTY TOWERS
00:05So you don't need anything else?
00:26Excuse me, what?
00:27I said if you don't need anything else...
00:29Hand me Rebecca.
00:30Rebecca.
00:32In the chest of drawers, the blue one.
00:33In the chest of drawers.
00:37Don't forget to do fire drills.
00:39I won't forget, you don't have to worry.
00:41This?
00:43That's not blue.
00:44It has little blue things.
00:45They are flowers and I haven't told you the one about flowers, or have I?
00:48No, you're right, I had taken it just to annoy you.
00:52What do you want so many clothes for?
00:54That?
00:55You're only going to be there for three days.
00:56Do you want to play riddles every night?
00:58Is this it?
00:59Is it blue?
01:00Blueish, at least.
01:02You'll remember to pick up Tomás's order this week, right?
01:05Yes, I will remember.
01:06Oh, I forgot to scrape the mold off the cheese this morning.
01:09Remind the chef.
01:12And try to find time to hang the moose head at once.
01:16You've been waiting two weeks to do this, Basil.
01:18Yes, yes, yes.
01:20I don't know why you bought it.
01:22It gives the reception a certain atmosphere.
01:24Yes, Bill.
01:25He has a lot of class.
01:27The only thing that beast has is Arna.
01:28That is not true.
01:29There are living things in her hair.
01:31It's disgusting.
01:32It's not disgusting.
01:33It's superb.
01:34I'm not going to argue with you, Basil.
01:36Hang it high.
01:37I don't want to get hooked on any more cardigans.
01:40Would you please pass me my phone book, Basil?
01:42It seems to me that I have little to do.
01:44I'm without help and tomorrow the Germans are coming.
01:46They arrive in the afternoon.
01:47Do it in the morning.
01:48I have to do fire drills.
01:49That only lasts ten minutes.
01:51In the bag.
01:52They had not abolished slavery.
01:54You are unable to think of anyone but yourself.
01:57Oh.
01:58In the bag.
01:59Ah, yes, yes.
02:00In the bag, yes, yes.
02:01I'll give it to you.
02:01You lie down with your foot up while I go buy you another hundredweight of chocolates.
02:06You don't seem to realize that I'm about to undergo basic surgery.
02:10Ah, yes.
02:10How is the old nail?
02:12Keeps growing, huh?
02:13It continues drilling its way towards the bone.
02:16Keep cutting through the tissue down to the nerve, huh?
02:18Evil nail.
02:20It still hurts if that's what you're referring to.
02:23Tomorrow they'll have taken that little devil away from you.
02:24Do you think they'll give it to me if I ask for it for old times' sake?
02:28Ask it.
02:29You can hang it next to the moose.
02:31I'm sure they go together very well.
02:33How are you here?
02:34Come on, come on, out onto the street.
02:37Are you talking to me?
02:38Sorry, I thought there was a dog.
02:40Oh, no.
02:41There are no dogs here.
02:41I wouldn't swear to it.
02:43Well, dogs are allowed.
02:44Get out of there, you're bothering us.
02:46My name is Folti, Mr. Folti.
02:48Sit up straight.
02:49Thank you, sister.
02:51Take it.
02:52Put it in your mouth.
02:54Are you still here?
02:55It seems so.
02:57The doctor is coming.
02:59Oh my God, a doctor.
03:00Don't tell me.
03:01Here, in the hospital.
03:02What can I do?
03:04Get.
03:06Why do they call her sister?
03:07Is it an endearment?
03:08That's enough, Mr. Folti.
03:10I'm not going to repeat it to you again.
03:11I hope you don't mind me saying goodbye to my wife.
03:13He's going through surgery tomorrow.
03:15His wife has an ingrown toenail.
03:17Oh, he knows.
03:18What a great relief.
03:19Take care of yourself, take care of yourself, okay?
03:21And if you can think of anything else for me to do, don't hesitate to call.
03:24Hey?
03:25Is it over?
03:26Yes, thank you very much.
03:27You are welcome.
03:28It has been a pleasure.
03:29Ingrown toenail on the right foot.
03:30You will find it at the end of the leg.
03:33Goodbye, dear.
03:36Mr. Folti.
03:38Yeah.
03:39I'm Dr. Finn.
03:41Oh, how are you, doctor?
03:43He has been with his wife.
03:44Yes, I've been saying goodbye to him.
03:46Well, au revoir.
03:47Yeah.
03:48You see, although it is a very simple operation, the postoperative period is very painful.
03:52I understand, I understand.
03:53Oh.
03:54It will take a while to pass, but please don't worry.
03:57Unclear.
03:58I will remain calm.
03:59Very, very painful.
04:01Yeah.
04:10Good morning, Major.
04:11Good morning, Folti.
04:12Hampshire won.
04:13Oh really?
04:14What a joy.
04:14It's magnificent.
04:16Oh, Folti.
04:17How are you doing?
04:18How are you doing?
04:19My wife?
04:20Yes, that's it.
04:21Perfectly, fine.
04:22Thank you.
04:22Tomorrow it will be out.
04:24Okay, I'm going to say goodbye.
04:25No, not her.
04:26The nail will be operated on tomorrow morning.
04:28The nail will be removed tomorrow.
04:31How did you get a nail stuck in?
04:33I think I've already told you.
04:34They are going to remove a toenail.
04:36And why do they take it away?
04:38Because she's incarnated, Major Gowen.
04:40Oh, if it causes you any discomfort, please leave.
04:42That is.
04:43Now I'm alone and I have to take care of the whole business.
04:46So you're left alone, huh, Folti?
04:48That's how it is.
04:49I'm sure he won't be here long.
04:50No, no, no, no.
04:51Unless there is some serious mistake.
04:53You can always count on Elsie for help.
04:55Who?
04:56Elsie.
04:57Elsie.
04:57Elsie left a couple of years ago.
05:00How odd.
05:00I thought I saw her yesterday.
05:02No, I don't think so.
05:03It's in Canada.
05:04Women are strange beings.
05:06Well, he can't talk all day.
05:07I once met someone with a nice figure and very tall.
05:12His father was a banker.
05:13Don't tell me.
05:14I don't remember the name of the bank.
05:16It doesn't matter.
05:17I must have really liked it because I remember taking it to see India once.
05:23India?
05:24At Opal Stadium.
05:26Good match.
05:27A very exciting ending.
05:29Sarri had to make 33 in half an hour.
05:32He went outside for a moment to powder himself.
05:33Powder your hands.
05:35Women.
05:37And he never came back.
05:38What a pity.
05:39The strangest thing about the case is that throughout the morning he did not stop calling the Indians black.
05:45No, no, no, no, no, I told him.
05:48Blacks are those from the West Indies.
05:50These are brunettes.
05:52No, no, no, no, no, said all the cricketers.
05:55They are black.
05:57They are often confused.
05:58They are not good at thinking about it.
05:59I see him in civilian clothes every day.
06:00I wish I could remember what his name was.
06:03He hasn't given me back my wallet.
06:04Look, as I was saying, they're not very good at reasoning.
06:08Whom?
06:09To women.
06:10Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
06:12I thought you were talking about the Indians.
06:13No, no, no.
06:14Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who said, "They have brains like Swiss cheese?"
06:17I mean, hard.
06:18No, full of holes.
06:21Oh really?
06:23The Indians?
06:24No, women.
06:27Yes, do you want something?
06:28Hello.
06:29How awful.
06:30Three years of college and he doesn't even know what time he lives in.
06:32It's two minutes to six.
06:34What are you looking for?
06:35My German book.
06:36Some Germans are arriving tomorrow, Major Gowen.
06:38So Polly is dusting off another of her languages.
06:41Germans in the hotel?
06:43Just for a couple of days, Major Gowen.
06:45I don't have much sympathy for the Germans.
06:47Well, I understand you, but...
06:48They are cartofen, that's what they are.
06:50All of them.
06:52Damn.
06:53Well, you have to forgive and forget, although...
06:55God knows how those bastards...
06:57Anyway, I have to hang up the moose.
07:00Well, deep down we are condemned to love them, aren't we?
07:03To the Germans?
07:04No, no, no, no, no.
07:05To women.
07:05I hate Germans.
07:07I love women.
07:09And what about German women?
07:11Good card players.
07:13But otherwise they are absolutely uninteresting.
07:16Did I find it?
07:17I don't know why you worry so much.
07:19Some of them don't speak our language.
07:21That's your problem.
07:23This girl likes to complicate everything.
07:25You used to hook his jackets, huh?
07:36For God's sake!
07:38Is it almost six o'clock, Fawlty?
07:40Yes, major.
07:41Yes, well, when you can, I would have a fruit juice.
07:44I'll open as soon as I finish posting this, Major.
07:47No, no, no, no, no.
07:48Don't worry about me.
07:51Drunken son.
07:53Fawlty!
07:55Fawlty!
07:57Fawlty!
08:00Paolo!
08:09Fawlty Towers, tell me.
08:12I was doing it, you idiot,
08:13and I had to leave him to come to the phone
08:15so you would remind me to do what I was doing.
08:17What's the point of reminding me to do what I'm already doing?
08:19This is complete stupidity!
08:21I'm already doing it!
08:22I can't do any more!
08:25Yes, yes, I have picked it up, yes.
08:27No, no, not yet, I haven't been able to.
08:29I've been busy with the moose since I got back.
08:32Yes, I will, yes.
08:33No, not yet, but I will.
08:35Yes I know.
08:36They have to leave the building.
08:38Do you want me to do something else like move the hotel a little to the left?
08:40Well, enjoy the operation, honey.
08:44I hope everything goes well.
08:46I wish they would cut out his tongue.
08:49Yeah?
08:51Wow, but it is the missing link.
08:54Ah, have you killed him yet, sir?
08:55It's been a week, but it doesn't matter.
08:58Stuff?
08:58Hey, Buddha, listen.
09:00Go get a hammer.
09:02Hey, do you eat?
09:04Hammer.
09:04A hammer?
09:05Ah, pink or white.
09:06I always have to go through this, if it was possible.
09:08I told you a hammer.
09:11A martyrdom?
09:12No, shit.
09:13What do martyrs have to do with nails?
09:16It's all the same, leave it.
09:17I'll go get him.
09:17Come over here and clean up.
09:19Do you understand?
09:20Clean.
09:20Ah, I'll clean up.
09:21Yes, yes, yes.
09:21I'll go put the hammer down and smash your clearing.
09:24Nails, hammer.
09:26How are you, sir?
09:28Do you see it?
09:29I have learned to speak.
09:30I learned it from a book.
09:33Hello.
09:34I speak very well.
09:37Hello.
09:39How are you, sir?
09:44I have learned to speak.
09:50Hello, Major Bowen.
09:51How are you doing?
09:56Fine, thanks.
09:58And you?
09:58Today is a beautiful day.
10:01Do you think so?
10:02Oh, of course, of course.
10:04Of course.
10:05Yes, I have learned to speak.
10:06I learned it from a book.
10:11Oh really?
10:12Really?
10:13Are you here, Fawlty?
10:15I'm about to open, Major Bowen.
10:17Great.
10:17I have to admit that it's an amazing animal, really, that you have with you, Fawlty.
10:21Where did you buy it?
10:23In Samson, in the village.
10:24Oh really?
10:25The price was very high.
10:2712 pounds, I think.
10:29Blessed God.
10:31Japanese, I suppose?
10:34No, Major, Canadian.
10:35Oh, no, no.
10:36I knew Canadians were so smart.
10:39God.
10:41Today has started early.
10:42Poli, what's that smell?
10:48Flowers.
10:49I picked them from the garden.
10:50Why do you want to stink up the hotel with that?
10:52Where are the plastic ones?
10:54Ironing.
10:57Do you mind answering?
10:59I'm trying to put this up.
11:01Fawlty Towers.
11:03Hello, Mrs. Fawlty.
11:04I'm hanging it up, I'm hanging it up.
11:05Tell him I'm hanging up on him.
11:07He says he's hanging it up.
11:09How is the nail?
11:09I wish this was your nail.
11:13Ready.
11:13Tell the tyrant queen that her cardigans are no longer in danger.
11:16Mr. Moose is hung.
11:18It's over.
11:19End, end.
11:21He's hung up.
11:24It isn't anymore.
11:26Was the hook zero?
11:28Pass it to me, pass it to me.
11:29Oh!
11:30Oh!
11:31He fell after tripping over Paolo.
11:33And it looks like it's stuck under the recycling chair.
11:36And the flowers just fell on him.
11:38No, everything else is going well.
11:43The next morning.
11:45Now it's fine.
11:46Up, up.
11:48Very good.
11:49Perfect.
11:50Perfect.
11:51At last.
11:57That's it.
11:58That's it.
11:59In the end.
12:06Move, move.
12:07Return to your post.
12:08Yes, yes, yes.
12:09Twelve.
12:10Twelve pounds.
12:12Good morning.
12:14Good morning.
12:14Did you know there's going to be a fire drill this morning?
12:17No.
12:17We didn't know.
12:18Haven't you read the sign?
12:19No.
12:20When you hear the bell, please step outside for a moment.
12:22We have to vacate the hotel.
12:24Thanks a lot.
12:26Mr. Folti, it's almost twelve.
12:27AND?
12:28The fire drill.
12:29I hadn't forgotten.
12:30I just told some clients right now.
12:33Do you remember what you have to do?
12:34Helping customers upstairs.
12:36While studying two oriental languages.
12:38Mr. Folti.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Who else takes care of that floor?
12:41No one else.
12:42It's just a minute.
12:42I'm only here at meal times.
12:44And?
12:45What will happen if there is a fire when I am not there?
12:47Who's going to take care of the upstairs?
12:50Look, we'll deal with that when it happens.
12:52Don't confuse me.
12:52What's your obsession with arguing about everything?
12:56Folti Towers, tell me.
12:58Ah, what do you want now?
13:00Can't you just leave me alone?
13:02Yes, I was about to do that.
13:03I haven't forgotten it.
13:05Yes, I know.
13:06I know I need the key.
13:07It's on top of...
13:09Where is?
13:11Why did you put it there?
13:12Did you think they were going to steal it or what?
13:15Yes, yes, I know you knew, but I didn't.
13:17Yes, yes, now I know.
13:18Thank you so much.
13:19Why do you have to complicate everything?
13:21I leave something somewhere.
13:22I know where it is.
13:23Why does she have to come and change its location?
13:24so I can't find that damn...?
13:26Why did you connect the...?
13:29Ah, I should have guessed.
13:31It's okay, Commander.
13:32It's the anti-theft alarm.
13:32I'm sorry.
13:33That?
13:33I'm sorry, Miss Thibs.
13:35That?
13:35This was the burglar alarm.
13:37The fire alarm will sound in a couple of minutes.
13:38Excuse me, I'm sorry.
13:39Are there any thieves, Fawlty?
13:40No, no, my wife left the...
13:42Excuse me.
13:42Say.
13:43Sorry, that wasn't the fire alarm.
13:45Sorry, it was...
13:45There was no fire drill.
13:46Yes, it will be 12 o'clock.
13:48There's not much left.
13:48But it's already 12 o'clock.
13:49Not on time, thank you.
13:51Excuse me.
13:51Yes, I have 12 o'clock.
13:53I'm afraid that wasn't it...
13:54What time is it, Major?
13:55I think thieves have broken in.
13:56It doesn't matter what time Major Bowen has.
13:58It hasn't started yet.
13:59As?
14:00It hasn't started yet.
14:01But have you rung the bell?
14:03No!
14:03He says the drill hasn't started yet.
14:06And what are we waiting for to start?
14:07No, no, no, no.
14:08Listen, listen.
14:09It was the burglar alarm.
14:10Do you see it?
14:11Burglar alarm?
14:12Yeah.
14:13Are there thieves?
14:14Obviously.
14:14No no.
14:15What's wrong with them?
14:15The explanation is very simple.
14:16We will do the fire drill when the fire bell rings.
14:19What rang was not the fire bell.
14:21How were we supposed to know that wasn't the fire bell?
14:23Because it doesn't sound like a fire bell.
14:25It's different.
14:27It's different.
14:28The fire bell is different.
14:29It is a semitone higher.
14:31A semitone?
14:32At least the fire drill doesn't start until 12 o'clock.
14:35It's already 12 o'clock.
14:37Well, now they are, but because we've been here for half an hour arguing demons.
14:41Hey, how the hell do you expect us to know what each bell corresponds to?
14:46First you would have to hear both bells.
14:47Do you want to hear them?
14:48Well, listen to you.
14:49This is the anti-theft alarm.
14:51Shouldn't we look for the thieves?
14:52There are no thieves.
14:53So why is the alarm going off?
14:55Cardes?
14:56Have you heard it?
14:57Good.
14:58What are you going to do now?
14:59Now, the fire alarm.
15:01Listen.
15:02It produces a completely different sound.
15:07Where are you going?
15:08Isn't this a fire drill?
15:10No, no, no, no, no.
15:12This was just so they could hear the bell and know which bell was going to ring when the time came.
15:17Where are they going?
15:17Please come back.
15:18Are we going out?
15:20No, I heard the doorbell, you crazy old woman.
15:22What did he say?
15:23Hear the doorbell.
15:24Out, fire!
15:26No!
15:27Everybody out!
15:28Out, out!
15:28Will you shut up!
15:29Will you shut up!
15:30There is no fire!
15:32It's just the doorbell!
15:33Where are you going, Bolly?
15:35Above.
15:35This is not the drill yet.
15:37I'm just showing them what the bell sounds like.
15:39Please go back to the kitchen and help the chef.
15:41Chef is not there.
15:42Well, come in and make some fries.
15:43French fries?
15:44Yes, when the bell rings again, don't go out.
15:46There is no fire, it is a drill.
15:47You explain it to him.
15:48Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
15:50Thanks a lot.
15:51Maybe they're upstairs.
15:52What do we do now?
15:55Now we're doing it!
15:57Now, are we all clear on what the fire bell sounds like?
16:02Yeah!
16:03Gorgeous!
16:04Now that it is clear, we will conduct the fire drill that will begin inside
16:08of exactly 30 seconds.
16:10Thank you all very much.
16:16What do they do?
16:20Are you going to just stand there?
16:21What do you suggest to us?
16:23Why don't one or two of you go to the bar and the others to the dining room?
16:25Use your imagination a little.
16:26Because?
16:27Because this is supposed to be a fire drill.
16:30Only a few seconds left.
16:32Okay, stay there, because obviously if there was a fire, everyone would be there.
16:36standing together in the hall as they are now.
16:38I don't know why I worry.
16:40I should just let them run riot.
16:46No, no, no.
16:52Focus, I help!
16:56Help!
16:58Help!
16:59Focus, a little, a little, a little, a little!
17:04Help!
17:05Help!
17:05There is no thief, Major Bowen.
17:08It rang by accident.
17:09Come on, let's go, Alina.
17:10Come out!
17:11Thank you very much for your collaboration!
17:12Fire!
17:13Fire!
17:14Fire!
17:15Fire!
17:15No, no, no!
17:17Yes, yes, yes!
17:18No no!
17:18Please come back to the kitchen!
17:20Get in there!
17:20It's impossible!
17:21Shut up and continue with what you were doing!
17:24Mr. Fulti!
17:25It's fire!
17:26You heard what I said!
17:27There is no fire!
17:28It's just the doorbell!
17:30It's fire!
17:30Get in the kitchen and shut up!
17:34Let's see if you can get out now!
17:36They think there's fire!
17:38Up with what the strip gives!
17:40Listen, Paolo!
17:41Niente, niente, niente!
17:42There is no fire!
17:42There's fire!
17:46Well, this will keep the firefighters happy for six months.
17:50Let's get back to work.
17:51Will you shut up?
17:54Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
17:55You can come in now.
17:57Come on, we can go in now.
18:00Yes, we just did it!
18:03Be quiet!
18:04Yes, I'll tell him!
18:06Have you told the chef about the cheese?
18:08Mr. Fulti!
18:09Mr. Fulti!
18:10There's a tremendous crash!
18:11Yes, I know!
18:12All right, all right!
18:13I'll take care of it!
18:14Thank you!
18:14Thank you so much for sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong!
18:18Listen!
18:19You've got me fed up!
18:20If you don't stop screaming even once!
18:21I'm going to punch you in the nose so hard you'll remember...
18:24Ah!
18:27Attention, ladies and gentlemen!
18:28Would you all be so kind as to come down to the hall for a moment?
18:31I'm sorry!
18:32I'm sorry!
18:33I'm sorry to bother you again, but there's something that, well, I think I should mention.
18:37No, I'm not entirely sure how it happened.
18:41Nothing like this has ever happened in this hotel before.
18:44And I'm not entirely sure how it started.
18:46What is he talking about?
18:46Well, the thing is...
18:48I'll explain it to you.
18:52Fire!
18:53That?
18:54Fire!
18:56Fire!
18:57Fire!
18:58There!
19:00Fire!
19:01Fire!
19:02Fire!
19:04Fire!
19:05Fire!
19:06What the hell do I do?
19:07I will call a simile.
19:08The alarm bell.
19:09That?
19:10Make it ring!
19:10Make it ring!
19:11Yes, yes, the bell.
19:12Of course, of course!
19:13Fire!
19:13Fire!
19:14And the key?
19:15Where is the...?
19:16I can't believe it!
19:17I can't believe it!
19:18This is the first time in our lives that we've had a fire here at the hotel and someone decides to lose their key.
19:24Of course, it's no surprise here!
19:25Thank you so much, God!
19:27Thank you very much for the favor!
19:29Break the glass!
19:30That?
19:31Break the glass!
19:41Say it!
19:43Yes, thank you, thank you!
19:45Poli, open the door!
19:46Cop!
19:47Cop!
19:48Cop!
19:49The door!
19:50The door!
19:51Cop!
19:52Yes, Polty!
19:54Quick, Manuel!
19:55Manuel!
19:56Strip!
19:56Pull this!
19:57Pull this!
19:58Strip!
19:58Strip!
19:59Poli, open the door!
20:04Cop!
20:05Cop!
20:05Cop!
20:06Cop!
20:06Yes, but it's going badly?
20:07Ah!
20:11At that moment the fire came and everything began to sink in.
20:36Hello, thank you for coming to see me.
20:41You're welcome, I was...
20:43How are you feeling?
20:45The fire.
20:46That's it.
20:47The fire!
20:48Off!
20:48There hasn't been much damage!
20:49Where is?
20:50Where is?
20:51I have to go back.
20:52I have to go back!
20:53Basil, do you want to go back to bed?
20:55What do you want now?
20:56If not, you go back to bed immediately.
20:58I'll call someone!
20:59Listen to me, Sibyl!
20:59I can take care of the hotel by myself.
21:01What kind of room do you want?
21:03Basil!
21:03Are you there?
21:05I can't stay here all day.
21:06Chat, chat!
21:07I have to go back.
21:07Basil, you're not okay.
21:08The doctor says you have a concussion.
21:10You need to rest.
21:11I'll rest when I get to the hotel.
21:13I just spoke to Paul and they are doing perfectly.
21:15Yes, yes, yes.
21:15Sibyl, do you know what happened to the fire extinguisher?
21:18It exploded right in front of my nose.
21:19And I say, what's the point of having a fire extinguisher?
21:22It hangs there for months.
21:23And when a fire breaks out, when you really need that nasty thing,
21:27goes and blows your brains out.
21:28This is how this country is going.
21:29It's the prime minister's fault.
21:31What a commotion there is here!
21:33Let's see, what do you do out of bed?
21:35I'm going home.
21:36Thanks a lot.
21:37Yes, but let's let the doctor decide.
21:40Don't touch me, I don't know where you've been before.
21:42Yes, yes, yes.
21:44Let's laugh and joke around, shall we?
21:46Yes, we must keep our sense of humor.
21:48Thank God, how ugly she is.
21:51It gives me the creeps.
21:53Basil, I'll go get the doctor.
21:55You need a plastic surgeon, not a doctor.
21:59How dare you talk to him like that?
22:01Go back to bed.
22:02You don't seem to notice that I'm missing at the hotel.
22:05You're not necessary, everything's going very well without you.
22:07Poli can't carry it!
22:08Maybe she won't trip over a waiter, get stuck under a chair, or make a sound
22:12the burglar alarm, or lock anyone in a burning room, or have them set off
22:16the noses a fire extinguisher.
22:17But I think the hotel can do without all that, don't you, Basil?
22:22That?
22:23Oh, hello, doctor.
22:24Out of bed?
22:25Something like that, yes, there they are.
22:27Well, I'd better go to bed.
22:28I feel a bit dizzy.
22:30And it will continue like this for some time, I'm sure.
22:32Yes, of course, of course.
22:34You need to rest as much as you can.
22:37Rest as much as you can.
22:40Rest as much as you can.
22:41Rest as much as you can.
22:44You need to rest as much as you can.
23:14Paolo?
23:18Oh, gentlemen.
23:19Oh, Mr. Falky.
23:20Ah, good afternoon.
23:21Are you okay?
23:22Perfectly.
23:23Take this to my room, please.
23:24Are you sure he's okay?
23:26Perfectly, like a rose.
23:34If you eat well?
23:36Yes, thanks.
23:36You can go rest for a while.
23:38Stuff?
23:39Ah, you're there.
23:40Have you seen the suitcase?
23:41What do you do with it?
23:43That?
23:44Never mind, take it.
23:46Take her up.
23:47Stuff?
23:47Turn it up, turn it up.
23:48Go.
23:49I'm going to look for Poli.
23:50We already have one.
23:51Get in, get in the suitcase.
23:53What a bunch of useless people I have here.
23:56It is present in English.
23:58What do you say?
23:58Can you repeat that?
24:00Can you repeat that?
24:01Can you repeat that?
24:04Do you speak German?
24:06German?
24:07Ah, sorry.
24:08I thought I had some kind of diction problem.
24:10Naturally.
24:11Ha ha ha!
24:12The Germans.
24:13Do you speak German?
24:14Well, I understand something.
24:16Ein bisschen.
24:17Wir wollen ein Auto-Mitten.
24:19Why not?
24:20Please.
24:21I missed something.
24:23Do you mind repeating that?
24:23Please.
24:24Can you repeat that slowly?
24:26Pronouncing?
24:27Yes, yes.
24:27Wir.
24:28Wir.
24:28Yes, we'll leave it for now.
24:30Vollen?
24:30Will you volunteer?
24:32Ein Auto-Mitten.
24:33Car.
24:34Car.
24:35Ah, I understand now.
24:36Volunteers to go eat at a drive-thru.
24:39There's no need.
24:40There is food at the hotel.
24:43Have.
24:44Comiden aquí in hotellen.
24:51Poli, explain to them that we serve meals.
24:54We weren't expecting you, Mr. Folti.
24:55Oh no, huh?
24:56They are German.
24:57Don't mention the war.
24:58I understand.
25:00Mrs. Folti said you were going to stay at the hospital for a few days resting.
25:04Idle hours are the devil's favorite food, Folti.
25:07This...
25:08Okay, but why don't you go lie down for a while and I'll take care of this?
25:11Yes, yes, good idea, Elsie, good idea.
25:13My head hurts a little.
25:14We don't think that's right, Mr. Folti.
25:16You may be right, but I will live longer than you.
25:19The blow must have hurt him a lot.
25:22My lady, it's better to get hit on the head like that...
25:26What does it feel like to fly?
25:28Yes, we know.
25:29But it has been a very hard blow.
25:31Do you want me to give you one?
25:33Next up.
25:34Folti, are those Germans too?
25:36Yes, I take care of them.
25:37Okay, okay, here's the plan.
25:39From here I ask you if you want something to drink before the war.
25:44Before eating.
25:45Before eating.
25:46Don't mention the war.
25:48Is something wrong?
26:02Do you speak my language?
26:06Of course.
26:07Oh, wonderful!
26:09Bundelbar.
26:10Please allow me to introduce myself.
26:12I'm the owner of Folti Towers and I want to give you all a hard time.
26:16Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
26:19I hope you enjoy a pleasant stay.
26:22Let's see, do you want to eat now or would you rather have a drink before the war?
26:26If you want to go into the bar, you will be tied up with piano wire.
26:30Sorry, sorry, it's the leg wound.
26:33A shrapnel wound from the war.
26:35In Korea, in the Korean War, I feel it.
26:39Korea.
26:39Thank you, we'll eat now.
26:40Okay, come in, come in.
26:42I'm delighted to welcome some Europeans now that we're on the continent.
26:47May I speak to Dr. Finn, please?
26:49I admit I voted against it, but since we're in, I'm willing to make it work.
26:52So I welcome you all to Great Britain.
26:54We also offer grilled fish, and we also iron trousers, shirts and bed linen.
26:58I'm fine.
26:58Yes, there is grilled fish.
27:00It's very hot here, isn't it?
27:01I'll open the window, just in case.
27:03And the veal is served with a garnish of chestnuts.
27:06Here everyone is a chestnut.
27:09It is delicious and nutritious.
27:11And it is also very tender, very tender.
27:15Is the beef good?
27:16Yes, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
27:18Can you bring me two eggs with mayonnaise?
27:20Of course, of course, of course, madam.
27:22Now we are all friends.
27:23A turkey with grapes.
27:24We are in the common market, all the quarrels have been forgotten and there is no need to
27:28talk about the war.
27:29I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
27:31What had he said?
27:31A turkey with grapes.
27:33Ah, turkey, I thought I was terrified, remembering the war.
27:36Oh, the war.
27:37Ah, yes, completely erased from memory.
27:39I forgot.
27:40Hitler, Himmler and all those, yes.
27:42All forgotten, forgotten.
27:43That's it.
27:46What had he ordered?
27:47A turkey with grapes.
27:48Ah, yes, grape, Brown, yes, yes, yes.
27:50And Goebbels, there are two others that I don't remember either.
27:53And a little Hermann of wheat.
27:54Hermann Goering, yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:56And Von Ribbentrop, I don't remember him either.
27:58And four mud salads, please.
28:00Perfect, I'll bring you what you ordered right away.
28:03Command orders must be obeyed at all times without question.
28:07Sorry, sorry.
28:08Mr. Folti, call your wife immediately.
28:10Civil!
28:11Civil!
28:12He's in the hospital, you idiot.
28:14Yes, I called, the...
28:15I can't, I have too much to do.
28:16Listen, don't mention the war.
28:18I've mentioned it once, but I think I've gotten away with it.
28:20Well, now it's all forgotten and there will be no more talk about the matter.
28:25It was two eggs with mayonnaise, a turkey Goebbels,
28:27Hermann Goering and four Belsen salads.
28:30Wait a minute, I'm confused again.
28:31Sorry, I got a little confused.
28:33It's because they keep talking about the war, so...
28:36What's wrong with him?
28:36No problem.
28:38Are you feeling unwell?
28:39Will you stop talking about the war now?
28:41Me? Did you start it?
28:43We didn't start.
28:44Of course they did, they invaded Poland.
28:46Here, blow your nose.
28:48You'll see how funny it is.
28:49You're going to like this.
28:50She is a completely idiotic woman.
28:52He never remembers anything.
28:53And her husband is on a plane bombing Berlin.
28:56And it continues.
28:57Sorry, sorry, yes, yes.
28:58Look what I do.
28:59You're going to love it.
29:00Go away, leave her alone.
29:01It's an imitation.
29:02I've never seen anyone who didn't laugh at her.
29:04Shut up!
29:04I'm sure she'll love it.
29:06She's German!
29:06No, Mr. Folti.
29:08That?
29:09Better invite James Cañi.
29:11That?
29:11James Cañi.
29:12James Cañi?
29:13You know.
29:14Disgusting rat.
29:15I don't know how to play James Cañi.
29:16Try it.
29:17You'll find out.
29:18Get out of here!
29:19Look here.
29:20Who is this?
29:22Deutschlandnippelsen Resselsen.
29:25Let's see what you think about this.
29:27Ein, zwei, drei, vier.
29:30Ein, zwei, drei.
29:33Ein, zwei, drei.
29:35Enough!
29:35That?
29:38Try to make Cartoffel laugh, idiot.
29:41This is not funny.
29:42No?
29:44What do you say he doesn't find funny?
29:46Leave her alone.
29:46No grace.
29:47Will you stop talking about the war now?
29:50You don't have the slightest sense of humor.
29:53This is not funny.
29:54We won the war, so laugh.
29:57Mr. Folti, it's okay.
30:00Come with me.
30:00Yeah!
30:21He hit him on the head!
30:25No, you hit him.
30:27You are a bad moose.
30:29Despite everything, they won.
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