00:00Music
00:05The Last of Us
00:07Laura My Pink
00:07Applause
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00:16Music
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00:33A few stolen moments, and all that we share, you got your family, and they need you there.
00:47So I try to resist, being last on your list, but no other girl's gonna do, so I'm saving all
01:04my love for you.
01:12No other man is gonna love you more.
01:19Cause tonight is the night that I'm feeling alright, we'll be making out the whole night through.
01:33So I'm saving all my love, yeah I'm saving all my love, yeah I'm saving all my love for you.
02:12Hey, the earth didn't move for me either, okay?
02:28It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page.
02:35And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find.
02:43Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.
02:49Cause all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of every scene.
02:59Days go by, it's the bigger love of the family.
03:34Days go by, it's the bigger love of me.
03:37Well, Ma, wait, aren't you at all curious why I'm dressed to the nines and singing to you in dulcet
03:44tones?
03:45Dulcet tones? Our Dustbuster sings better than you.
03:50Well, I'm doing this to commemorate a milestone in our relationship.
03:54Our relationship doesn't need a milestone. It needs a tombstone.
04:01Ahem. Woman, I'm about to ask you out for the 1,000th time.
04:09You actually keep track?
04:11Oh, yes, yes. Why, I used to put a notch on my bedpost after each time, but there's nothing left
04:17but kindling.
04:19Anywho, here goes.
04:29Laura Winslow.
04:30No.
04:33Well, you didn't even let me finish.
04:35Sorry, I was just so eager to answer you.
04:39Why, you know, I've asked you out a thousand times and you have said no a thousand times.
04:43I am beginning to notice an alarming trend.
04:47Get a clue, Steve. Give it up.
04:49I shall never give up bubbling brown sugar.
04:54In fact, I'm gonna do something so romantic, so gallant, and so fabulously grandiose that your heart will melt and
05:04you will be mine forever.
05:09Get a life, Steve.
05:12All right. This is fantastic.
05:15What are you so happy about?
05:17Well, you just said, get a life, Steve.
05:20A week ago, you would have said, get a life, Turbo Nerd.
05:25I'm wearing you down, baby.
05:30I'm wearing you down.
05:56I'm wearing you down.
06:00Is your mother at home?
06:02No, she's at work, but my Aunt Harriet's here
06:05Can I speak to her?
06:06Sure
06:07Aunt Harriet, those new neighbors you're watching from behind the fence are here
06:16Hello
06:17Hi
06:17Well, listen, come in, come in
06:21We're your new neighbors, I'm Gloria Tannen
06:23Hi
06:23And this is my daughter, Gwendolyn
06:25Well, hello, Gwendolyn, I'm Harriet Winslow, and this is my nephew, Richie
06:29Welcome to the hood
06:31Thanks
06:32I think I'm gonna like it here
06:38Listen, Gloria, let's go have some coffee, and then I'll give you the lowdown on your new neighbors
06:43You're not gonna gossip, are you?
06:45I sure am
06:46Oh, good
06:49Play nice, kids
06:51You wanna play space donkeys?
06:53I'm down for that
06:55I'm pretty good with the laser
06:56Let's kick it
07:05Come on, please
07:10I'm pretty good with the laser
07:10Oh, good
07:11What am I gonna call you?
07:22Oh, good
07:22What am I going to call you?
07:27I'll give you the theKeeper
07:28Lawbalab
07:32What?
07:33You are so fly.
07:40I am?
07:41Yeah, you're a total Daddy Mac.
07:46Girls.
07:59Hey, Dad.
08:01Yes, sweetheart?
08:02I got my report card today.
08:05Oh?
08:06Oh, Carl, her grades are just a little less than perfect.
08:11So, when you look at her report card, try to show some compassion.
08:16Well, of course, Mother.
08:17Okay, Judy, let's have it.
08:19Here you go.
08:24Would you look at these grades?
08:26These grades are terrible.
08:29Oh, no.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:32That's one of your old report cards.
08:45Here is Judy's report card.
08:49Oh.
08:51B's and C's.
08:52Not bad.
08:53Thanks, Grandma.
08:55You're welcome, Shook.
09:03Oh.
09:06Oh, hi, Gwendolyn.
09:08Hey, girl.
09:11What can I do for you?
09:12I'm looking for that fine Richie Crawford.
09:15Just a minute.
09:19Richie, Gwendolyn's here to see you.
09:21Aw, man.
09:22She's smothering me.
09:29Hi, Gwendolyn.
09:31Hi, Cutie.
09:32I baked you a cupcake.
09:34Sweets for my sweet.
09:37It's lopsided.
09:40I know.
09:41My dog chewed the leg off my easy-bake oven.
09:45Thanks, anyway.
09:47Blue is my favorite color.
09:49Listen, babe, I can't stay.
09:51I got an interview for preschool.
09:53Ciao.
10:05Knock it off.
10:09You guys better be careful.
10:11I teased this dude yesterday, and he gave me an industrial-strength noogie.
10:17Attention.
10:19Your attention, please.
10:22Is that Steve?
10:23Yes, it's Steve.
10:26Would the lovely Laura Winslow kindly step outside?
10:38Ah, behold the fair damsel.
10:43What are you doing up there, Steve?
10:46Let it be known that I, Stephen Q. Urkel, shall remain perched here upon this roof until Laura Lee Winslow
10:55agrees to go out with me.
11:02This might be a good time to move.
11:19Oh, greetings, hombres.
11:27Steve, why are you pulling a crazy stunt like this?
11:31Carl, unfortunately, my legendary love for your daughter is unrequited.
11:36Therefore, I shall remain here upon your roof until Laura Winslow sees the folly of her ways.
11:42But, Steve, this time of year, the nights up here are very cold and very windy.
11:49I've got my love to keep me warm.
11:53Uh, Dad, can I have a word with you down by the gutter?
12:03What is it, son?
12:04Why aren't you kicking Steve off of here?
12:07Simple. As long as he's on our house, he can't be in our house.
12:12Yeah!
12:14Yeah!
12:16Yeah!
12:26Steve?
12:33Steve?
12:35Oh, Mr. Einstein, you flatter me.
12:41Steve!
12:43Steve!
12:44Steve!
12:45Ah!
12:49Oh!
12:50Oh!
12:50Oh!
12:51Oh!
12:51Oh!
12:51Oh!
12:52That'll wake you up.
12:56Look at this, you almost killed yourself!
12:59I want you to come down from this roof.
13:01Will you go out with me?
13:02No.
13:03Then here I stay.
13:06Look, you're wasting your time. I will never go out with you.
13:10Oh, yes, you will.
13:11No, I won't.
13:13Steve, this is crazy.
13:15Laura, I don't care.
13:17Men swim oceans, climb mountains, and trudge across deserts for their women.
13:21The least I can do is sit on top of a middle-class tract house.
13:28Look, the radio says we're in for a cold snap.
13:30It might even snow.
13:32Well, let Mama Nature take her best shot.
13:35You wanna know why?
13:36Cause I'm a man.
13:38A manly man.
13:40A manly air-cold man.
13:43Fine, Steve. It'll be just you and the pigeons.
13:46Pigeons? Who do they bite?
14:04Well, I'm off.
14:06You know, the only thing worse than working the night shift is working in a snowstorm.
14:13Laura, aren't you worried about Uncle Steve?
14:16He's not your uncle and he can climb down anytime.
14:27You order Chinese?
14:32Up on the roof.
14:34The roof?
14:35The roof!
14:42The roof!
14:43I-ya!
14:48Well, good night, kids.
14:49Good night, Dad.
14:51Good night, Uncle Carl.
14:53Night, Rich.
14:55Bye, big guy!
14:59Steve, you know, it's starting to snow pretty hard.
15:02Don't you think you ought to come down?
15:04No, thanks big guy.
15:06I'm becoming a-
15:08Whoa!
15:12Finally, I slid.
15:16You know, he's even annoying up there.
15:31Hello?
15:33Oh, hi, Glendaline.
15:34Richie?
15:36Nope.
15:39Uh, Gwendolyn, Richie's not available right now,
15:41but I'll be sure to tell him that you called, okay?
15:46Yeah, peace in the Middle East to you, too.
15:49Bye.
15:52Why didn't you want to talk to her, Richie?
15:54Laura, can you keep a secret?
15:57Sure.
15:57Square like a bear?
15:59Two times square.
16:02Don't tell me.
16:04Well, yesterday, I was over at Gwendolyn's house
16:07playing Legos.
16:08So what happened?
16:09Well, Gwendolyn asked me if I wanted to go with her
16:12and see Snoopy on ice.
16:13I said, sure.
16:14Well, that's nice.
16:16Yeah, but then I noticed Gwendolyn was giving me
16:18this real goofy look.
16:21What look?
16:22Like this.
16:26Oh, I see.
16:28Then she did something crazy.
16:31Something weird.
16:33Something disgusting.
16:38What?
16:38She kissed me.
16:43Whoa.
16:44Well, what did you do?
16:45I called her a doody head
16:47and then I ran home
16:48and scrubbed my face
16:49until my skin got red.
16:52Oh, well, Richie,
16:53it sounds like Gwendolyn
16:54wants you to be her boyfriend.
16:55Laura, I'm too young for that.
16:58For goodness sake,
16:59I'm still wearing underoos.
17:03Yeah, but you shouldn't have called
17:04Gwendolyn a doody head.
17:07You call Uncle Steve names?
17:10Well, that's different.
17:11How come?
17:15Never mind.
17:17Look,
17:19Gwendolyn really cares about you.
17:21And even though you don't feel
17:23the same way about her,
17:25it's not right to hurt her feelings.
17:28Oh, gee.
17:29This boy and girl stuff
17:31is really complicated.
17:36I think you should call Gwendolyn
17:37and tell her you're sorry
17:38for calling her a doody head.
17:40I guess you're right.
17:42Tell her you'd be happy
17:44to see Snoopy on ice with her,
17:45but just as a friend.
17:47Hey, that's good.
17:49Thanks, Laura.
17:50You sure are a good
17:51straightener outer.
17:53Anytime, Richie.
18:09Hey, where are you going?
18:11I think it's time
18:12I start following
18:13my own advice.
18:31Steve?
18:32Oh,
18:34Laura,
18:35my, my, my,
18:35my, my,
18:36my, my, pat.
18:37Brought you a blanket.
18:38Oh,
18:40my little Florence Nightingale.
18:42Be careful.
18:43This roof is slipperier
18:44than a used car salesman.
19:04Thank you, darling.
19:07I'm so cold.
19:10You know,
19:10they say the best cure
19:12for hypothermia
19:13is body heat.
19:17I'm close to feeling
19:18sorry for you, Steve.
19:20Don't blow it.
19:21Right.
19:22Listen,
19:23have you heard
19:24any weather reports?
19:25Yeah,
19:25these snow floors
19:26are supposed to stop
19:27by dawn.
19:28Oh, good.
19:29Just before
19:29the blizzard hits.
19:33Not good.
19:38Look,
19:39I've been thinking
19:40about what you're
19:41doing here
19:41and I must admit
19:42that it is
19:44kind of romantic
19:48in a bizarre,
19:49twisted,
19:50obnoxious sort of way.
19:53You love me,
19:54don't you?
19:57No,
19:58my feelings for you
19:59haven't changed
20:01and they never will.
20:03Oh.
20:06What?
20:07But?
20:08Oh,
20:09praise God,
20:10there's a butcher.
20:13But if you can convince me
20:15that you truly
20:15understand my feelings,
20:18then just maybe
20:19we could go out
20:20on a date.
20:22As a friend.
20:24Oh,
20:24Lara,
20:25my lady,
20:26my love.
20:27Your friend.
20:29Right,
20:29my friend.
20:34Do you suppose
20:35we could commemorate
20:37this occasion
20:38with a hug?
20:42Well,
20:42I guess
20:43somebody will see.
20:53Steve,
20:54let go.
20:57I'm sorry.
20:58I'm just being friendly.
21:02Lara,
21:03Lara,
21:04I'm so excited.
21:06You and me
21:07on a date.
21:08Now,
21:09Steve.
21:09Oh,
21:10this will be my chance
21:11to impress you
21:12while I'll knock
21:13your socks off.
21:15With what?
21:17With my charm.
21:21my rapier wit.
21:24My
21:25savoir fi...
21:26Whoa!
21:27Whoa!
21:28Whoa!
21:29Whoa!
21:36Steve?
21:39Well,
21:40Steve,
21:41a deal is a deal.
21:42I promised you
21:43that we would have
21:43a date,
21:44and here we are.
21:45Not just a date,
21:46a dinner date.
21:48Open up the hanger.
21:50Here comes a jello plane.
21:58Baby,
21:59this is the best night
22:00of my life.
22:18Good day.
22:20Good night.
22:26Bye-bye.
22:27-
22:28Bye-bye.
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