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Una pareja estadounidense llega al hotel a altas horas de la noche esperando que les sirvan una cena caliente. Pero como el chef ya se ha ido a casa, Basil se ve obligado a preparar él mismo la cena. Las cosas se complican aún más cuando los dos estadounidenses empiezan a pedir platos que Basil nunca ha oído nombrar.
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00:00FALTY TOWERS
00:25It's a really wonderful place, isn't it?
00:28With those beautiful trees and meadows and that variety of birds
00:33Yes, indeed.
00:36And of course it is a haven of peace
00:39Away from the hustle and bustle of modern life
00:42Because we all need to be alone sometimes, don't you think?
00:46Yes, truly
00:47It's not easy these days to find time to, I don't know, enjoy life.
00:53Because there are always things to do
00:55There is so much hustle and bustle, it is always a whirlwind
00:58We let things get to us, and honestly, why?
01:03Have you finished yet?
01:04Uh, yeah
01:05Thank you
01:05My wife says that...
01:07My shrimp are a bit overcooked
01:08Oh, it can't be
01:10They have a peculiar taste
01:11Well, nobody has complained.
01:12Well, in my opinion they are not good.
01:14But he has eaten half
01:15At first I didn't notice
01:18At first he didn't notice
01:19It could be the sauce, I wasn't sure.
01:22Did you eat half of it just to be sure?
01:23My wife says they are not well
01:25Well, do you want another first course?
01:27No, thanks
01:27Really?
01:28No, let's move on to the second course.
01:30Well, cancel it then.
01:31That means it will be deducted from the bill.
01:33It was inedible
01:34Apparently, only half inedible.
01:36Well, discount half now.
01:39And if my wife throws up the other half, I'll take it to her and we'll be even.
01:42Bring lamb, please
01:45Well, this year alone, three have already passed through here.
01:48All of them in their sixties
01:50That's why we've eliminated the butter and...
01:53Water
01:53Yes please
01:55Trust me, it's very good.
01:59But it's all nerves
02:01No, woman, seriously.
02:02Oh, this is really good, huh?
02:06Oh, Doris, it's horrible.
02:08Oh no, it's not that bad, dear.
02:09There are worse ones
02:11I don't know how they pass inspections
02:13All good?
02:14Oh, yes, yes, thank you.
02:15Is everything to your liking?
02:18Uh, yeah, thanks.
02:19Thanks to you
02:20But why haven't you told him anything?
02:23So that?
02:24After all, I don't think I'm going back.
02:25Then I'll say it myself.
02:27It's not worth it, woman.
02:28Tomorrow we leave
02:29Well, they're going to hear me.
02:30We've been waiting here for almost half an hour and...
02:34Here you are
02:34But what is this?
02:37Stuff?
02:37Hey, I ordered cold cuts salad.
02:39If I've been waiting for her for half an hour
02:41Salad?
02:42Yeah
02:42Do you want to change?
02:43No, no, not at all.
02:44I don't want to change
02:45Come on, come on
02:45Wait, where are you going?
02:48I don't want this
02:49Adeto, you're not going to change it for me, eh?
02:51I want a salad
02:52It's incredible
02:55Talk to him
02:56Oh, excuse me.
02:57Yeah
02:57Hey, we've been waiting here for half an hour.
03:00And what I asked your waiter
03:02Oh, it's frustrating, isn't it?
03:04Yeah
03:04Well, I don't like to complain.
03:05But he brought me a dish I hadn't ordered.
03:08Do you think I don't know what it looks like?
03:09You only eat here
03:10I live with him
03:11I, I had to pay for his trip from Naples.
03:13It's hard to find staff
03:15A disaster
03:16It was you who should have complained, not him.
03:19But what are you doing?
03:34Excuse me
03:35Thank you
03:35This is
03:37At least they brought it
03:41Of course
03:42If you allow me
03:43That's it
03:48No!
03:49With permission
03:55Enjoy
03:57Have they forgotten the lamb?
04:03No, right now, right now
04:04Please
04:08The salt shaker is full of sugar
04:12Anything else?
04:15I poured it everywhere
04:17Why does it make my restaurant floor dirty?
04:20I'm talking about my plate
04:22Poli, ask Terry to prepare another dish, please.
04:25There is sugar in this one
04:26Sweets not your thing?
04:29That?
04:29I'll bring another plate
04:30But why is there sugar in the salt shaker?
04:32What are you paid for?
04:33So I don't leave?
04:34The lamb?
04:35Yes, precisely, now I was going to look for it
04:37Hey, if you please
04:41Yeah?
04:42Excuse me, but could we cancel the fruit salad?
04:45Well, it's a bit of a trick.
04:47The chef has just opened the vat
04:48Oh, no, no, no
04:50I'm sure it will be very nice.
04:52There we are
04:54Oh, thank you.
04:55Oh yeah, I like it...
04:57What wonderful places
04:59That?
05:00There's work, huh?
05:01One of my favorites is...
05:04He said there is a lot of work
05:05I'm talking to Mr. Libson
05:07Good help
05:08You can do it all
05:09Yes, I manage.
05:10The difficult thing is not to take a certain loved one and destroy him.
05:14Have you noticed the peculiarities of the bridge's dimensions?
05:17Should I go to the reception bell?
05:19Yeah
05:19It's my turn, right?
05:21Yes, yes, good, good, it's my turn.
05:22It has always been my turn in these 15 years
05:24I guess when I die it will be your turn, my dear.
05:27Please, I want the lamb on the table.
05:31Pets are not allowed in the dining room.
05:34But...
05:35Yeah
05:36Good night
05:38Is that ours?
05:41Not yet
05:42Good night
05:43I made a reservation this morning on behalf of Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton of California.
05:47Of course I remember it perfectly.
05:49Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton
05:51That is
05:52Welcome to Fawlty Towers
05:54I hope you enjoy a very pleasant stay.
05:58Can we eat that?
05:59Of course
06:00Don't you need them anymore?
06:02At all
06:03Good appetite
06:05I recommend the self-service.
06:11Excellent
06:11You can go.
06:12Hey?
06:13Your lamb is going to get cold, Mr. Johnston.
06:15Even more?
06:17Can we warm it up for you?
06:18No, thanks
06:19Let his wife put her ass on top
06:21I'm sorry
06:24What garbage comes here
06:25Okay, let's see.
06:27If you would be so kind as to fill out these forms
06:29Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton
06:31Ah, yes
06:32Room number 12
06:33With a beautiful panoramic view overlooking the garden
06:36What a trip!
06:41And everyone driving backwards
06:44How the hell can they live in this climate?
06:47It's horrible
06:48Very sorry
06:50Five hours from London to here
06:52We had to come by a small road called M5
06:56Did the highway seem narrow to you?
06:58It's just that English cars still have steering wheels.
07:00Are you serious?
07:03Is there room inside for a steering wheel?
07:06You see what I'm saying?
07:08As?
07:09Trash
07:10Let me introduce you to my husband.
07:13How much garbage is there here?
07:19Look
07:19Basil
07:21More trash, dear
07:22That?
07:23There's more trash here.
07:24Poli and Paolo leave, Basil
07:27Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton, my dear
07:29Good night
07:30Good night
07:30Paolo
07:31Paolo will take your bags to your room.
07:33Have a nice stay and...
07:35Thank you
07:35Do I need to reserve a table for dinner?
07:38Have dinner?
07:38Yeah
07:39Is something wrong?
07:41It's past nine
07:42AND?
07:43Well, at nine we close the kitchen.
07:45Oh yeah?
07:46Well, if they go directly
07:47We just got back from our trip.
07:48First we would like to refresh ourselves and have a drink.
07:51What if they do it later?
07:53The fact that?
07:54Well, that...
07:55Do you want to have dinner first and then have a snack?
07:57Yes, it would make things much easier for us.
07:59And wouldn't you rather we go to bed first?
08:02We're tired, friend.
08:03We'll be down in a bit.
08:05But the chef stops working at nine.
08:08At nine o'clock
08:09The nine
08:10And why do you stop working at nine?
08:15Are you terminally ill?
08:17No, no, but it's time for him to leave
08:20Listen, we've come here from far away.
08:23And you're telling me you don't have a few minutes so we can have a proper dinner?
08:28Maybe a sandwich, ham, cheese
08:30We want something hot
08:31Hot sandwiches?
08:32I'm not joking
08:33I'm not joking
08:33Don't tell me
08:34Do you hear this?
08:36What's wrong with this country?
08:37Not even a drink at three, not even dinner at nine?
08:39Are we at war?
08:40No, no, it's because of the staff
08:41The staff
08:42Yes, employees have...
08:44That?
08:44How much of this Mickey Mouse money do you want for the chef to stay for half an hour?
08:48One, two, three, twenty pounds?
08:50Hey?
08:50Enough?
08:51Enough?
08:51Enough?
08:51Enough?
08:51I will do my best
08:55Thank you
08:56Excuse me
08:58Excuse me, excuse me
08:59First guide
09:00Thank you
09:01Here
09:01Here
09:02Over here, please
09:04Oh wow
09:11This one looks wonderful
09:15Oh, Terry, I forgot.
09:18Some guests have arrived at the last minute, as usual, typical
09:21I'm sorry, it's a bother to everyone.
09:23It doesn't bother me, Mr. Fawlty.
09:25Eh, you see, they want to close
09:27But first they insist on removing the shit that must have stuck to them on the highway.
09:31But I have class today, Mr. Fawlty.
09:33But Terry
09:33I'm ready, Terry
09:34I'm going, Poli
09:35No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait
09:36Stay
09:36Look, I'll pay you well.
09:38I'll pay you out of my pocket
09:39It's not about the money, Mr. Fawlty.
09:41Karate means a lot to me.
09:43I'll pay you an extra half hour and a taxi.
09:44Mr. Fawlty, if I don't train, I'll be completely out of shape.
09:48An extra hour
09:49Very sorry
09:50But, but, but, what do I say to the guests?
09:54Two hours
09:54That?
09:55Pay me two hours of overtime
09:57You said it wasn't about the money.
09:59No, but I don't know what he's going to tell the guests.
10:01Terry, I would pay you those two extra hours if I could.
10:04Goodbye, Mr. Fawlty
10:05No, eh, eh
10:07An hour and a half
10:08Spot?
10:09Yeah
10:10Fine, but I'm leaving at half past nine.
10:12So I'll teach at least part of the class, eh?
10:13And I wash the dishes?
10:15These things, we already know.
10:16Yes, I know how these things are.
10:17I pay you an hour and a half and you work half an hour
10:20That's socialism
10:21No, it's the free market
10:23Come on, Terry
10:24Don't make her wait
10:26Whom?
10:27A Finnish girl
10:28She is very pretty, very ideal
10:30Is that Finnish wonder your karate teacher?
10:38Well, similar to karate
10:40Give me that
10:41Because?
10:41I'll pay you to miss a class
10:43The pendoneo is a separate thing
10:45But...
10:45No, forget it.
10:46I will wash and I will also cook
10:48You have fun
10:48Don't worry about me
10:49Go away and have a good time
10:51With that Viking woman
10:53Come on, Paolo
10:55Where are you?
11:00Polly
11:00Where are you?
11:03Look at me!
11:04Look at me!
11:04Hey!
11:05Look at me!
11:12Here
11:13Please sit down.
11:15Thank you
11:15Good night
11:18Good night
11:19Is the room to your liking?
11:22Yes, it's very good
11:22Very well thank you
11:23I celebrate it
11:24I'll bring you the menu.
11:26Would you like to have a drink first?
11:30Whiskey with water and a screwdriver
11:31And you, madam?
11:37The screwdriver is for me
11:39I understand
11:41Do you want it now or after dinner?
11:44Now, please
11:45And you don't want to drink anything?
11:46As?
11:47Understood
11:47A whiskey and a screwdriver
11:49I join you
11:50Two screwdrivers, please
11:51You want one too
11:54Exact
11:56Good
11:56So a whiskey and a screwdriver for each of us.
11:59No, no, don't bring the whiskey
12:00Only two screwdrivers
12:02I understand now
12:03They don't want to take anything
12:04Hey?
12:04They don't take anything
12:05What do you mean we didn't take anything?
12:07You can't drink a screwdriver, can you?
12:09And what do you suggest we do with it?
12:12Vodka and orange juice
12:13Ah, of course
12:14Prepare two of those and forget the tool
12:17Sure?
12:18It will be best
12:18Yes sir
12:19The peace and charm of the old English atmosphere
12:25The wonder of...
12:27I hope we don't disturb your dinner.
12:31Oh no, not at all.
12:33Are you American?
12:36Yes, ma'am
12:37And where from?
12:38From California
12:39What a wonder!
12:41But you are English
12:42Yes, but I've been living there for ten years now.
12:45Ten years?
12:46Don't you miss this?
12:47Ah, yes, but I love that.
12:49The weather is magnificent
12:51You can swim, sunbathe
12:52And then in the afternoon go up to the mountains and ski
12:55Oh, how wonderful!
12:57I like this country
12:59But I would never get used to the weather.
13:01Harry finds it depressing
13:03Oh, it doesn't seem like that to me.
13:04And you, dear?
13:05Yes, Basil.
13:06You see, however, I find it stimulating.
13:09What's stimulating, Basil?
13:11Fog, rain, humidity?
13:12It's not always like this, it varies
13:14My husband is like the weather, he varies.
13:15Today he spent the morning talking shit about the weather.
13:18This week is being wetter than usual
13:23But it's usually very nice on this English Riviera.
13:26Mrs. Hamilton was telling me about California
13:28You can swim, sunbathe
13:30And then in the afternoon go up to the mountains and ski
13:33It must be exhausting
13:35Well, about tastes, you know.
13:38Yes, but it doesn't suit me.
13:39The climate here is mild all year round.
13:41We even have palm trees in Torquí
13:43Are there palm trees in California too?
13:45They say Bar Lancaster had one, but I don't believe it.
13:48But what the heck is this?
13:53Vodka and orange juice
13:55Is it juice?
13:56I'm afraid it's not fresh.
13:58No?
13:59No
13:59Was it a new bottle?
14:01The juice should come from an orange, not a bottle.
14:03Ah, here is the freshly squeezed juice
14:05The opposite of unsqueezed orange juice
14:08Leave it to me, I'll have the chip take care of it.
14:10Sorry, the bottle taste is already familiar here.
14:14Don't worry, in California orange juice is like tap water.
14:18Don't tell me
14:19It's good for the skin, isn't it?
14:23How I would like to go to California
14:25It must be exciting.
14:27Oh, never love a stranger
14:29Do you like it?
14:30Oh, I love Harold Robbins, I've read this one three times.
14:33Pirates is the best, I think.
14:35I read when Harry goes on a trip, I usually never have time.
14:38Why would Harold Robbins have a man on hand?
14:44How long have you been married, Mrs. Fawlty?
14:46Since 1495
14:48Freshly squeezed juice
14:50Thank you
14:51The male characters are very interesting
14:55Strong, sensual and powerful
14:58Whose is it? Proust's? Foster's?
15:01Harold Robbins
15:02Ah, yes, of course
15:03My wife loves Robbins
15:05After a hard day under the hair dryer
15:07He lets his hair down a bit with his novels.
15:10Masín
15:11What books!
15:13He is the worst American novelist
15:16Well, not American.
15:17Transatlantic, or rather
15:19With his pornographic garbage
15:21Although my wife loves it
15:23I like it
15:24Robbins
15:29That?
15:30Harold Robbins
15:31Oh, I thought you were talking about...
15:33What's it called?
15:34Harold Robinson
15:35Have you read anything by Harold Robinson?
15:37Oh, pitiful!
15:39Uh, a Waldorf salad.
15:41Have you read it?
15:41A real piece of junk of a novel
15:43Horrible, right?
15:45First I'll have a Waldorf salad.
15:47A Wal...
15:49Waldorf Salad
15:51The Waldorfs are over for us
15:53It's incredible
15:58It's not very well known here, Harry.
16:00Uh, I could recommend...
16:02Listen
16:02I'm sure your chef
16:04Meet the Waldorf salad
16:05I wouldn't be so sure.
16:06You're a chef, aren't you?
16:08Yes, but don't you prefer...
16:09Then go ask him.
16:10If you can make me a Waldorf salad
16:12Of course
16:13He says he's not completely sure.
16:18It's lettuce, tomato, onion...
16:21No, no, no
16:22Nuts, celery, apple and grapes
16:24With mayonnaise sauce
16:25Good
16:25He asked me to tell you that tonight
16:27He especially recommends the pâté.
16:30I don't feel like it
16:31And grapefruit?
16:32Grapefruit
16:32Grapefruit
16:33How do they prepare it?
16:34Well, open with a cherry in the center
16:38Hey, I didn't pay you 20 pounds.
16:40For a guy to open a grapefruit
16:42And I planted a cherry in the center
16:43Clear
16:44Do you want a Waldorf salad?
16:45Of course, Waldorf salad
16:47And a normal salad for me
16:48A normal one
16:49What if Waldorf isn't possible?
16:51I want a Waldorf salad
16:53And for the second course, two filet mignons
16:55Meat
16:55Meat
16:56Meat
16:56Rare
16:57Rare
16:57And not from a bottle
16:58Not from a bottle
16:59Would you like to see the wine list?
17:02Thank you
17:03Uh, sorry.
17:04Did you say you paid 20 pounds?
17:07Yes, but...
17:09It's not a question of money
17:10My wife and I wanted to have dinner
17:11It just can't be
17:12The chef should have stayed
17:14I'm sorry
17:15He forgot again
17:16Apple, cheese, or...
17:18No!
17:19No cheese
17:20Nuts, celery, apple and grapes
17:22Good
17:23With mayonnaise
17:24Good
17:24Have you heard?
17:30Would you excuse me?
17:31Would you excuse me for a moment, please?
17:32Hey, please, please.
17:34A bottle of pen
17:35Very well thank you
17:36What do you mean 20 pounds goes like this?
17:42This is amazing
17:43There is no celery here
17:43I'll look for it for you
17:44Tell me about the 20 pounds
17:45He gave me 20 pounds
17:46So that the chef would stay
17:47But he didn't want to
17:48Where is everything?
17:49If you looked closely
17:50I've already looked
17:51There are no nuts
17:51There are no grapes
17:52There is no celery
17:52Incredible
17:53It's easier to find
17:54A package of hippopotamus fillets
17:56That some grapes
17:56In this kitchen
17:57The apples are here
18:00Ah, great.
18:01We will have an apple party
18:02Let each guest take an apple
18:03And he plunges it into his neck
18:05To another
18:05Basil
18:06I will look for everything
18:08You bring them a bottle of boli
18:09But what the hell is a Waldorf?
18:11A German vegetable?
18:12It's a hotel, Basil
18:14The Waldorf Hotel in New York
18:16Wait
18:17Wait
18:19Basil
18:20Are you comfortable?
18:24Yes, thanks
18:25Very comfortable
18:26Ah, well.
18:26And by the way
18:27Have you ever tried by chance?
18:29The Ritz salad?
18:32Ritz Salad?
18:33Yes, it is traditional English
18:34With apple, grapefruit and potato
18:37All in mayonnaise
18:38I don't think I haven't tried it.
18:39I don't think I ever will.
18:41You are a very sensible man.
18:43In the end
18:44Regarding your Waldorf salad
18:46Yeah
18:46I have spoken with our chef
18:48And it turns out that with our apples
18:50There is absolutely no problem
18:52But instead with celery
18:54Well, I should explain myself.
18:56They usually bring us celery on Wednesdays
18:58Along with onions, cabbage, nuts, grapes and so on
19:02But this week the delivery man
19:04Mr. Folti
19:04Yes, I was carrying the boxes
19:06I'm not interested
19:07He packed it here ahead
19:08The door caught his arm
19:09And maybe he broke it
19:10There is no
19:11They took an x-ray
19:12And tomorrow we will know if they have to operate on him.
19:14Well, to sum up
19:15No, there isn't
19:16Celery
19:17But
19:17In the end
19:20We are very lucky
19:21Don't you think?
19:22Here we are
19:23With arms and legs
19:24In perfect condition
19:25And having health
19:27The rest that matters
19:28What a load of nonsense
19:30Does it seem like that to you?
19:33I don't...
19:33What the hell is this?
19:34It says hotel out there.
19:35Are we in a hotel or not?
19:37Within limits, yes.
19:39Hey, mine
19:39I wouldn't stay in this hotel.
19:41Not even my dog
19:42What's it called?
19:44Toby?
19:44But what does it say?
19:48I see that you have not understood
19:49I have stayed in hotels all over the world
19:53And I've never had to bribe the chef.
19:56And on top of that, it turns out he doesn't even have a single celery stick for the salad.
19:59Don't you realize this is fucking crap?
20:02Did you hear this, Terry?
20:04I'm talking to you
20:05Nothing, Terry
20:06Keep doing what you are
20:07Shut your mouth and listen to me.
20:08This is not how you serve a customer
20:10Yes, I understand you.
20:10And on top of that, that absurd story about the guy whose arm breaks.
20:13Hey, Falti
20:14If your chef couldn't buy you vegetables
20:17Why didn't you buy them from someone else?
20:19Exact
20:19Yeah
20:20Useless
20:20That?
20:21The chef
20:21Useless, lost
20:22Yeah
20:23You run the hotel
20:25He is responsible
20:26What do you plan to do about it?
20:28I'll talk to him
20:28Talk to him?
20:30But, man, you have to put him in his place.
20:32On your site?
20:34Tell him that if he doesn't comply, he'll go to the baker's street.
20:36Paste what?
20:38I'll tell him
20:38No, no, no, no
20:39Leave me, leave me
20:40Leave me
20:40Calm down, calm down
20:41Paste?
20:45Lera
20:46Ah, that
20:47Yes, yes
20:49And two normal salads
20:52Here you have
20:58A normal salad
21:00And a Waldorf salad
21:02But I thought that...
21:04Yeah
21:05Oh, excuse me, please.
21:07It can't be, Terry.
21:10Can you hear me?
21:11You suck
21:12It's that Mr. Robinson
21:14The plate broke
21:15It's very good
21:15Well, should I have bought the vegetables?
21:17Waldorf salad?
21:18Yeah
21:18We can't even make a Waldorf salad.
21:20Tomorrow you buy all the income
21:22Of teeth
21:22Or I'll send you to the bakery
21:24I'm serious!
21:27Very seriously!
21:28Everything okay, gentlemen?
21:30Yes, thanks
21:31Is it to your liking?
21:32Yes, it is excellent
21:34I celebrate it
21:34Tell me
21:36Your chef
21:38Yeah?
21:39He's been here a long time.
21:40Half a year
21:41I worked in Dorchester
21:42At the Dorchester?
21:44No, in Dorchester
21:45Seven miles from here
21:46Here are two normal salads
21:50Are you going to yes?
21:51Yes, dear
21:51Mr. Hamilton
21:53You already have your Waldorf salad
21:55No, the chef didn't have the ingredients, dear.
21:57I just put him in his place
21:59But the salad is there
22:02That?
22:05That in the end
22:07The chef has found the ingredients
22:09Very good
22:10But if you have found the ingredients
22:12Why didn't you tell me?
22:14What's happening?
22:14Has he become as deaf as a tanya?
22:16Or has his tongue been torn to pieces?
22:18You go to yes
22:19Robinson's arm will have healed by now.
22:21I apologize
22:23It doesn't matter
22:24Yes, there is
22:25It doesn't matter
22:26I care
22:27Not me, I already have my salad.
22:29Yes, allow me.
22:29But what does it do?
22:30You go to yes
22:31Bring back that salad
22:33Sorry, I'll bring it to you right now.
22:35What do you mean you feel it?
22:36Get on your knees right now
22:38You go to yes
22:39Why didn't you tell me you found the ingredients, you damn idiot?
22:44Answer me, chef.
22:45No, no, I'm not finished with you yet.
22:47I'm going to...
22:49Take!
22:53Sorry for this little confusion.
22:55The chef has only been with us for a short time and we have just reorganized the kitchen.
22:59Thank you
23:02They don't have the wine yet
23:03Basil!
23:05Just a moment
23:06Basil!
23:09Yes, yes, my love
23:11The gentlemen still do not have the wine
23:13I'm going for it
23:14AND...
23:15Basil?
23:16Has the chef prepared the steaks?
23:18No, I'll tell him.
23:18Good
23:19Is your husband okay?
23:23Oh yeah
23:24It's been a hectic day.
23:25Are you two alone here?
23:27Yes, and we haven't been on vacation in eight years.
23:30Eight years?
23:31Yeah
23:31I need to go, even if it's just for a few hours.
23:35A few holes of golf
23:36A trip to the hairdresser
23:38An evening of bridge with friends
23:40Occasionally a tour of the countryside
23:44Every now and then I go and spend the day in Cornwall
23:47It is truly beautiful
23:48I'm going up, sir.
23:51You should visit Cornwalls while you are here
23:54I have spoken to the chef and we have already cleared up the misunderstanding.
23:58Apparently, he had understood that they had
24:00That's fine thanks
24:02That they had ordered two Waldorf salads
24:04And he did have the ingredients
24:06But he has realized
24:08That there wasn't enough to prepare both salads
24:12Don't worry anymore
24:13Come on, this is for you.
24:14What's that?
24:18A letter
24:18Letter?
24:19A letter from the chef explains it all.
24:21Chef's letter?
24:22Yes, he wanted to apologize personally.
24:24But I didn't want to bother you and...
24:26Forget it already, please!
24:28I'll read it to you.
24:28And bring the meat
24:30It will be a moment
24:30Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton
24:33How are you doing?
24:34With this brief note I assume full responsibility
24:36From this terrible mess
24:38If I had listened to Mr. Fawlty
24:40All this mess wouldn't have happened.
24:42In my career as a cook
24:44Nothing like this had ever happened to me before.
24:46And now that everything is solved
24:48I promise you that everything will be fine from now on.
24:50Signed
24:51What are you doing?
25:03What do you mean they burned?
25:05Yeah, Wednesday
25:06It's that it's forgive me
25:07I was preparing the salad
25:11Preparing the salad?
25:13Another salad?
25:13And why are you preparing another salad?
25:15Take and take
25:17Mercy, Mr. Fawlty!
25:18I'm still very young
25:19And Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton?
25:21What are they going to think?
25:21What do you think?
25:29Mr. Hamilton would like to introduce you to...
25:31Where has he gone?
25:36Where is?
25:37Have you seen it?
25:38Maybe he went out to eat something
25:40Come on, honey
25:43What's up, Harry?
25:44We're leaving
25:44But what happened?
25:45I'll tell you later
25:46Mrs. Hamilton, your ticket will be ready soon.
25:51The chef must have heard them and, scared, jumped into the garden.
25:54Understand, after all the mess that's been made, well...
25:58What kind of panonym do you take?
26:06Bread
26:07Did you think I didn't notice everything?
26:09There's been quite a bit of a mess and...
26:11I'm talking about you accepting 20 pounds, letting the chef go, cooking it yourself and then pretending he was there.
26:17Oh, that?
26:18Yes, that, and I would like you to give me an explanation.
26:20Good night
26:22Do you want to answer?
26:23Yes, I'm very sorry that the food was not entirely to your liking.
26:26Ah!
26:27I affirm that this is the most shabby, disastrous, disorganized and worst run hotel in all of Western Europe.
26:34No!
26:36No, I can't accept that!
26:39There is a worse one in Esbor
26:40What's it called?
26:42And you are the British tourist counterpart of Donald Duck.
26:46Listen, I know things didn't go so well tonight, but don't forget that we've had thousands of satisfied customers.
26:52Oh yeah?
26:53Let's ask ourselves
26:54Whom?
26:54Them
26:55Are you happy here?
26:58Are you happy?
26:59Major, you've been coming here for seven years, are you happy here?
27:02Oh, very, very, yes
27:03Are you happy here?
27:04Oh yes, thank you, sir, sir, yes
27:06Thank you for your interest
27:08Arrad, are you happy here?
27:09Well yes, well
27:10Mrs. Gurke?
27:11Oh yes, very happy
27:12I'll make you happy, sir.
27:14Of course, if this little hotel is not to your liking, you have every right to tell me.
27:18And I'll give you your money back, I know how much it matters to Americans.
27:22But you must not forget that there are things here that we value more
27:26Things an American might have forgotten
27:28But for the British they are much, much more important
27:32I'm not happy
27:33Never forget that...
27:34That?
27:35That I'm not happy
27:36No, we are not satisfied
27:38It's normal for people like you.
27:40As?
27:40What would satisfy you if I put fodder in their room?
27:45You are the rudest man I have ever met.
27:48I haven't started yet
27:49It won't even start
27:51And now stay here quietly while these people say if they are happy
27:55And don't move or I'll beat your ass.
27:58Americans and their asses
28:02Forward
28:03This is probably the worst hotel we have ever been to.
28:06Of course, the service is a calamity
28:08I agree
28:10Oh yeah?
28:10Yeah
28:10It took them almost half an hour to serve us a dish before.
28:14And it wasn't what we had asked for.
28:15And when I complained, he confused me with an absurd story.
28:18My shrimp were overcooked
28:20And how did it get on top?
28:21The meat is of very poor quality
28:23And I've told him three times to fix my radiator.
28:26And there is no way
28:28Satisfied customers, huh?
28:30Ha ha
28:31What a laugh!
28:39This is typical
28:42The usual
28:47The classic
28:50Scoundrels!
28:53I have to put up with them as guests!
28:55They stand here waiting to be served and have their feet kissed.
28:59While I struggle to carry this forward
29:01Do you realize how much work there is here?
29:04Have you stopped to think about it?
29:05Of course not.
29:06They're busy poking their noses into every corner
29:10Looking for any reason to complain
29:12Yes, but listen to me carefully.
29:15This is exactly how Nazi Germany began
29:18A bunch of lazy people who had nothing better to do
29:22That cause problems
29:23I have been indulging all your whims for 15 years now.
29:26And I'm already tired
29:28It's over!
29:29Come on!
29:29Pack your bags and get out!
29:31They are already done
29:32Please call for taxis.
29:34Pay them!
29:34Come on!
29:34Come on!
29:35Come on everyone!
29:37Pack your bags quickly!
29:39Oppose yourselves!
29:40It's raining
29:41You may have thought about it before
29:43Now it's too late
29:44Marching!
29:45Rouse!
29:46Rouse!
29:47Rouse!
29:48Chew!
29:49That?
29:50What are you doing?
29:50Now I'll explain it to you, my little worker bee.
29:53The guests and I had a little chat
29:56And the final conclusion is that they are leaving
29:58Are they leaving?
30:00The approach is that either they leave or I leave.
30:03Okay, come back everyone.
30:05My wife had a better idea.
30:07Instead of you, I'm leaving.
30:08Anyway, dear
30:09It has been a very interesting 15 years
30:11But everything comes to an end
30:12I hope you like your job as the new Met d'Hotel
30:16Goodbye, Major, ladies
30:17Say goodbye to Poli and Paolo
30:19Goodbye, dear
30:20You forget your keys, Pasi
30:22Yes it's true
30:23Oh, and goodbye to everyone else.
30:24Enjoy your stay
30:25If you have any complaints
30:27Let my wife know
30:28Any time of the day or night
30:30Shout
30:31Bye
30:49Ten minutes
30:52Very good
30:53Darling, I'm back.
31:00What do you want, Pasi?
31:04A room, please
31:05I think the twelfth is free.
31:07Breakfast early in the morning
31:08Please, eggs
31:09Bacon
31:10Sausages
31:10And tomato with Waldorf salad
31:12And a nice bowl of hot screwdriver
31:15And also
31:16Music
31:16Thank you!
31:46Thank you!
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