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00:05Please, Steve, no more farm animal impressions.
00:09Okay, sugar pants, I'll find somebody else to entertain.
00:16Hi, big guy.
00:18Hello, Steve.
00:20Hey, wanna hear my impression of a chicken yobly?
00:23No.
00:24Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok,
00:27bae-boo!
00:30I'm warning you, Steve, I'm in no mood for this.
00:33Okay, posso, hombre grande.
00:36Eddie, it's an hour past his curfew, and it's a school night.
00:40Oh, well, I don't blame you for being perturbed.
00:42Why, my father always says, curfews are like prostate exams.
00:48Unpleasant, but necessary.
00:51Do you have a curfew?
00:52Oh, my, yes.
00:54Why, my curfew is written in stone
00:55and strictly enforced by both of my parents.
01:00Oh, good, it's midnight.
01:01I'm allowed to go home now.
01:16It's a rare condition, this day and age,
01:20to read any good news on the newspaper page.
01:23And love and tradition of the grand design,
01:27some people say it's even harder to find.
01:32Well, then there must be some magic clue
01:35inside these gentle walls.
01:39Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,
01:43real love bursting out of every scene.
01:48Days go by,
01:50it's the bigger love of the family.
02:07Come on, Eddie, I'm hungry.
02:08Give me a sandwich.
02:10No, Waldo, I can't.
02:12Hey, wait a minute, why are we whispering?
02:14I'm late.
02:15Don't you have a curfew?
02:16Nah, I'm lucky.
02:17My parents don't care about me.
02:21What about you, Waldo?
02:22You got a curfew?
02:23No.
02:25But I had a hamster once.
02:29Edward!
02:35Ah, hi, Dad.
02:37Sorry we woke you.
02:38We've been hanging out down here since 10.58.
02:41Oh, really?
02:42Yeah.
02:43No, we weren't.
02:43We just got here.
02:47Thank you, Waldo.
02:49No problem, Bob.
02:52You're in big trouble, mister.
02:54Major trouble.
02:55Um, um, excuse me,
02:56but in Edward's defense, Mr. Winslow,
02:58it's my fault that he violated his curfew.
03:00Oh?
03:01See, he completely lost track of time
03:02watching me moon meter maids.
03:11I don't believe we've met.
03:13Oh, oh, Alex Parks, huh?
03:15But hey, my friends call me Weasel.
03:18Weasel?
03:18Hmm.
03:20Yeah, like Popgo's, duh.
03:26Say goodnight to your little friends, Edward.
03:28I'll be over on the couch making out your will.
03:34Goodnight, Dad.
03:34Wrong.
03:40Edward, son, your curfew is 11 o'clock.
03:44Not 11.30, not 11.45, and certainly not 12.22.
03:49Oh, come on, Dad.
03:50I'm a senior in high school.
03:52An 11 o'clock curfew is ridiculous.
03:54Well, maybe you're right.
03:56Let's say we change it to 10.30.
03:59What?
03:59That's crazy.
04:01You want to try for 10?
04:03Come on, Dad.
04:03I got to have a social life.
04:06Social life?
04:07You call mooning meter maids a social life?
04:12I didn't do that.
04:14I would never do a thing like that.
04:16I just find it hilarious watching other people do it.
04:19Well, Edward, it is completely inappropriate behavior, and I don't want you associated with
04:24it in any way.
04:25Now, go to your room, young man.
04:27Treat me like a little kid, Dad.
04:29And you embarrassed me in front of my friends.
04:31Oh, well, pardon me.
04:34I'm sorry that I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel.
04:40A guy who flashes his fanny at feminine law enforcement officers.
04:45Guys, guys, the whole neighborhood can hear you.
04:47What's going on?
04:48Your son is grounded.
04:49That's what's going on.
04:50What?
04:51You heard me.
04:52You are grounded for one month, Edward.
04:53A month?
04:54Just for being late?
04:55That and your snotty attitude.
04:57Mom, say something.
04:58I want both of you to just calm down.
05:00Oh, sure.
05:00Take his side.
05:05Edward, you messed up, and you're going to have to suffer the consequences.
05:08Oh, man.
05:09All you ever do is nag me, criticize me, and put me down.
05:12Well, I'm sick and tired of it, Dad, and I'm not going to take it anymore.
05:15Oh, yes, you are.
05:16You may not like it, but you're going to have to take it.
05:19Oh, no, I don't.
05:20Excuse me?
05:22I'm moving out.
05:23Edward, you don't mean that.
05:24Oh, yes, I do.
05:25Edward, you are not going anywhere.
05:27Oh, yes, I am.
05:28I can't wait to get out of this prison.
05:36Eddie, are you still upset with your father?
05:39Yes, Grandma.
05:40I mean, he's just being totally unreasonable.
05:43I can't wait to find my own apartment.
05:45Now, Eddie, I know you're frustrated, but this is your father's house, and he's got a lot
05:51of rules and regulations, but there's one thing you've got to admit.
05:56What's that?
05:57You can't beat the rent.
06:02She's right, you know.
06:04You can't find a studio apartment for under 400 a month.
06:08One bedroom started at five and a quarter.
06:10How come you know so much about apartment prices?
06:14I think about getting my own place every time Steve drops by.
06:22Well, what's the matter?
06:28Well, my father has forbidden me from doing any further scientific experiments.
06:33Why, that's like telling the fat boys to skip the second helpings.
06:39Just calm down and tell us what happened.
06:42I was working on a project I hoped to sell to the military.
06:46High explosives cleverly disguised to look like food.
06:49Sounds like a winner.
06:51Oh, it is.
06:52Why, you could wipe out a platoon with a single meatloaf.
06:57Anywho, I stored some egg grenades in the fridge.
07:00Dad went to make himself an omelet and blew himself into the garage.
07:06And he got upset over a little thing like that?
07:09Can you believe it?
07:10Wait, wait.
07:12He says my inventing days are over.
07:15Well, Stephen Chewarkle won't stand for it.
07:19So what are you going to do?
07:20I'm getting a place of my own.
07:22We'll see how cocky he is when he stops getting my rent check every month.
07:27From now on, this puppy's going to be a lone wolf.
07:33Yeah, a lone wolf.
07:37Ow!
07:44Steve.
07:45Bud.
07:46Pal.
07:48Why are you kissing up to me, ghetto?
07:50Well, it just so happens I've also been thinking of leaving the nest.
07:56You mean, we could be roomies?
07:58Why not?
07:59If we can buy it out of cash, we could get a really fresh pad.
08:03Well, gosh, shuttle, I can only afford about $300 a month.
08:07Oh, no problem.
08:08I mean, we'll just look for something in the $310 to $320 range.
08:19Yeah, this apartment hasn't been rented for quite some time.
08:22We've been waiting for just the right tenants to come along.
08:26Oh, I see.
08:27You guys are perfect.
08:28Sign here?
08:29Sure.
08:30Hold it, hold it.
08:32Perhaps we should see the apartment first.
08:35Well, I guess we could do it that way.
08:38Here we go.
08:42So, nice, huh?
08:44$325 a month.
08:45I need first month, last month, and a security deposit.
08:49Well, we only have enough for first month.
08:51Deal.
08:52Sign here.
08:54Not so fast.
08:56I assume if anything goes wrong with the apartment,
09:00you will handle the situation personally?
09:03No way.
09:05I got a guy with a pot belly and a lot of tools
09:07who takes care of that stuff for me.
09:09I live way out in the suburbs in a really nice house.
09:17Hey, Steve, look.
09:18Bunk beds.
09:19Yeah.
09:20Sign here.
09:22Hold it, Ed.
09:23I don't...
09:24Are you sure about this?
09:26Oh, come on, Steve.
09:27We've looked all day,
09:28and this is the only place we can afford
09:30where the cockroaches don't outnumber the tenants.
09:35Well, I guess it'll do.
09:39Here you go.
09:41And here's your money.
09:43Right?
09:44Right.
09:46Yes!
09:51Well, color me curious, Eddo,
09:53but why is such a nice and expensive apartment vacant?
10:24That L train may be a clue.
10:37I'm too sexy for my shirt.
10:40Too sexy for my...
10:42Too sexy for my friend.
10:44On the catwalk.
10:46On the catwalk.
10:47I shake my little tush on the catwalk.
10:51Yo, Ronnie.
10:52Hey, buddy.
10:53What's up?
10:54I just made scientific history, you know?
10:58What do you mean?
10:59Well, I've done some genetic engineering
11:01and developed a single-celled organism with high intelligence.
11:05Take a gander.
11:17Startling, isn't it?
11:18Steve, don't let them escape.
11:22Yeah, you're right.
11:24Can you imagine those babies crawling around in your lunch meat?
11:50Oh, uh, what is this?
11:52Ah, this is my latest invention.
12:00Environmental furniture.
12:02You're looking at a chair upholstered with sod.
12:05That's pretty neat.
12:06Yeah, you know what I like to call it?
12:08A lawn chair.
12:13Hey, this is kind of comfortable.
12:16You might want to get up.
12:17I just dusted for slugs.
12:23So, did you leave the grocery down in the car?
12:27Groceries?
12:28Oh, yeah, at all.
12:30I gave you a shopping list.
12:32You promised you'd stop at the store.
12:33Oh, I know, Steve.
12:35I ran into Cheryl Hudson.
12:36I took her to dinner and a movie.
12:38So, you squandered our money on a hottie?
12:42Well, I wouldn't say squandered.
12:44It was more of an investment.
12:46Yeah, an investment in our hunger.
12:49And I like starving.
12:50I haven't eaten all day.
12:52Steve, will you stop whining?
12:54Here.
12:55Have some celery.
12:57No!
12:58No, no, no, no!
13:00It's a good one!
13:11What was that?
13:13I told you I was doing important work with explosive vegetables.
13:17You just wasted a perfectly good celery bomb.
13:22Look, Steve.
13:23I don't want to get into an argument with you, all right?
13:26It's late.
13:27Let's get some rest, okay?
13:35Good night, baby.
13:42Good night, baby.
13:44Now there's a real woman.
13:46Now there's a real woman.
13:59Now there's a real woman,
13:59now there's a real woman in her life.
14:00You're a virgin mother.
14:03Here's a vow.
14:25Now, Eddo, did you remember to set the alarm?
14:29Mm-hmm.
14:30Good.
14:30What time did you set it for?
14:31Seven.
14:33What?
14:35Seven.
14:39Why are you talking so strangely?
14:41I can't understand a word.
14:43Whoa!
14:46What in Sam Hill is that thing?
14:49This is a dental break.
14:52You see, I have a slight overbite.
14:56Uh-huh.
14:57Please don't tease me or make sure I class with comments.
15:00I'm very sensitive.
15:02Oh.
15:03Far be it from me to mock anyone with a medical affliction.
15:07Oh, thanks.
15:08Oh, but one thing, though.
15:10What fact?
15:10Well, we'd get much better reception if you sat on the TV.
15:13Oh.
15:14Hey!
15:15Get that me, mister.
15:16No, no, no.
15:17Oh, oh.
15:18Don't make me use this apple.
15:23Who the heck would visit us?
15:25It's me.
15:33Hello, Steve.
15:35Hi, big guy.
15:36Why can't I see?
15:40Hello, Edward.
15:42Father.
15:45Well, come on in.
15:47Come on in.
15:48So, what are you doing in our neck of the woods?
15:50Well, uh, I was working the night shift.
15:55And...
15:57Nice little place you got here.
16:00It's not that little.
16:01And it's a great place.
16:04Real close to the L train.
16:21I see what you mean.
16:26Here, Edward.
16:27Your mother baked you a cake and she asked me to bring it to you.
16:30No, thanks.
16:31I'm not hungry.
16:32I had a big dinner.
16:40Steve, give me the...
16:48Steve, give me the...
16:49Steve, give me the...
16:58So, how were you and the Pastry King getting along?
17:01Great.
17:02Just great.
17:04I should have moved when I was 10.
17:07Oh, I see.
17:09So, how's mom?
17:12Your mother is fine.
17:14Just fine.
17:18Look, Edward...
17:22What is this?
17:25It's our new lawn chair.
17:31Well, it needs watering.
17:35So, what's new?
17:38Well, what's new?
17:39I...
17:39I bought myself a snowblower.
17:41That figures.
17:42I begged you for years to buy a snowblower.
17:45I didn't have to.
17:46I had you.
17:51Look, Edward, next Wednesday is Judy's birthday.
17:55And we're gonna have a little party at the house for her and Judy and the rest of the family
17:59would like to see you there.
18:01Yeah, what about you?
18:02Well, it's your decision.
18:04Okay, fine.
18:04Okay, so long.
18:05So long.
18:05Wait a second, Carl.
18:10Andy Winslow, you're my best friend and I've always looked up to you.
18:15But right now you're acting like a horse's patoot.
18:19What?
18:20That man is your father.
18:23The same blood that courses through his veins flows through yours.
18:26I know.
18:27Do you think he came all the way over here to bring you a dry, inedible cake?
18:35I think not.
18:37Am I right, Carl?
18:39Well, uh...
18:40He was offering you an olive branch in his own awkward, portly way.
18:48Hey, listen, you Winslows are proud, proud men.
18:53But right now it's your prime that's keeping you apart.
18:56Hey, he started it.
18:58Hey, I am not the one who waltzed into the house an hour and a half late.
19:02Hold it.
19:03There you go again.
19:06Eddie.
19:07What?
19:08Do you love your father?
19:10Oh, Steve, come on.
19:11I don't have to...
19:11Just answer the question.
19:14Do you love this man?
19:17Yeah.
19:21Carl, tell your son how you feel.
19:27Well, I miss him.
19:29Don't tell me.
19:31He's right there.
19:44Edward, I miss you.
19:46Well, I miss you, too, Dad.
19:52Son, the house just hasn't been the same without you.
19:56You know, last night I woke up in the middle of the night, I went into your room.
20:05I got kind of misty-eyed.
20:11You miss me that much?
20:13That and I got a whiff of one of your dirty gym socks.
20:23Son, I'm sorry that I yelled at you.
20:25No, Dad, it was my fault.
20:27I shouldn't have come home late.
20:31Edward, I love you with all of my heart.
20:35I love you, too, Dad.
20:44Look, um, it's entirely up to you.
20:49But I would like it very much if you came home tomorrow.
20:56No, I don't think so, Dad.
21:00Well, suit yourself.
21:01It's...
21:01Can I come home tonight?
21:05You got it.
21:27I shouldn't have brought him home.
21:28There's nothing left for me.
21:34Mom, I sure miss your cooking.
21:37Remember, son, no matter where you go or how far you travel, nobody microwaves like your mom.
21:47Eddie, was Steve's parents happy that he was back home?
21:51Oh, no, ma'am.
21:52They had to kick out their new tenant.
21:57I wonder where Laura is.
21:59It's not like it'll be late.
22:01Steve, you have sunk to a new low.
22:04You begged me to come over here and help you move your stuff out of this place.
22:08But you really brought me here just to get a kiss.
22:11Well, that's true, sweetums.
22:13But don't you think you're overreacting just a tad?
22:21Well.
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