00:04what's the big announcement grandma Steve isn't here yet oh grandma I called
00:08this house and his mom said he was still in the shower so we might as well go
00:11ahead well all right
00:25Steve did we get you out of the shower well I got out myself
00:32now what's the skinny Estelle and I have set the date for our wedding
00:43I'm so grandma are you gonna be a June bride not exactly honey we'd like to
00:48get hit sooner than that how much sooner in two weeks it'll take a miracle to
01:00pull off a wedding in two weeks what's the rush you're not in the family way are
01:04you that would really be a miracle the reason why we're moving so fast
01:12is we have a terrific deal on a honeymoon cruise
01:17where are you guys going oh who cares we'll be in the state room the whole time
01:26mother oh loosen up Carl it's a Caribbean cruise and it leaves in two weeks honey
01:32look folks we don't want a lot of fuss just a simple ceremony wait wait hold on
01:37hold on time out here this is my mother we're talking about here now I want her
01:42wedding to be spectacular but Carl I'm trying to mom I want a big traditional
01:47wedding for you big church reception at Che Josephine's ten-piece orchestra the
01:52works we'll invite everybody we know I'll be there on the other hand we should draw
02:01the line somewhere okay you can come to
02:21it's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page and love and
02:30the tradition of the grand design some people say it's even harder to find
02:36well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls
02:43cause all I see is a tower of dreams real love bursting out of every scene
02:54it's the bigger love of the family
03:10eight seconds left and the Hoyas and the Blue Devils are tied there's the inbound pass over to Jenkins
03:15yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yes yes yes yes yes
03:41he shoots
03:44swish
03:45yeah
03:45wedding. Now I have to call the caterers and you have to call the florist. Carl, it's only been
03:50three days and I'm exhausted already. Hang in there, honey. We're going to relax the weekend
03:54after the wedding. We are? Mm-hmm. Sergeant Groomwall is loaning us his cabin up at Lake
03:59Waxahachie at a really good price too. How much? Free. I like that price. Goodness gracious,
04:07I am shocked and dismayed. What are you talking about? Your parents are just now getting married.
04:18No, man, my grandmother's getting married. Oh, my God. It's worse than I thought.
04:28It's frightening. Soon, you'll be able to vote.
04:34Hey, yo, Einstein flash. What is it, Weasel? Your parents just said they're going to be going
04:39for a whole weekend. That means we can get stupid. We can? Relax, Waldo. You're all right.
04:45already there. We can have a flyer party. What in the name of my Aunt Annie is a flyer party?
04:54You put them some flyers, pass them around the neighborhood, and then charge 15 bucks to get
04:59in. Even us? No. We'll only charge you 10. Cool. A flyer party. I like that. Me too.
05:14I have some doubts. Care to hear them? No. Uh, look, Waldo, you make up a thousand flyers.
05:24But I'll get writer's cramp. Make one. Then Xerox it. Oh, cool.
05:39Cool. I'll spread the word to all the honeys. Guys, here's to a great party.
05:48All right. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. All right. All right.
06:00All right. All right. Well, that Estelle surely makes some great gumbo. Yep. Nobody cooks like
06:12my mama. I've been loving her cooking for years. Well, it's obvious that you're not a picky eater.
06:22What? You look good. Oh.
06:28Good news, Fletcher. The wedding plans are right on schedule. It's going to be grand. The grandest,
06:35most spectacular ceremony that this neighborhood has ever seen. But it's not what Estelle and I want.
06:47Fletcher, your job is to say I do. And my job is to find the most expensive way for you
06:53to say it.
06:55But Estelle and I want to keep things simple.
07:03You know, Fletcher, you keep telling me what my mother wants.
07:07Well, I mean, I had an idea. You see, I think I know a little bit better
07:11than you about what my own mother wants. Well, I just had ideas about it.
07:16You see, because I am her son. Her firstborn. Her pumpkin poop.
07:20Oh. Well, I was just saying that Estelle wants a small, simple ceremony.
07:30Mother!
07:31What is it, Carl?
07:33Fletcher here seems to think that I'm going overboard with the wedding.
07:41He says that you two want a small, simple ceremony.
07:46That's right.
07:48Say what?
07:49Well, we tried to tell you before, but you wouldn't listen.
07:56Oh.
07:57Oh, well, well, uh...
08:00I'm listening now.
08:03Yeah, you, you, you two are coming through loud and clear.
08:07You two go ahead and have your small, simple ceremony.
08:10You won't get any more interference from me.
08:14Because I won't be there.
08:19Oh, I'm sick.
08:28Carl, the caterer called with a beverage and appetizer suggestion.
08:32A nice Chardonnay and liver pâté.
08:37Harriet, my mother just informed me that she wants a small, simple affair.
08:42So please call the caterer back and tell him it's Kool-Aid and cocktail weenies.
08:48Carl, what happened?
08:50I don't want to talk about it, Harriet.
08:52In fact, I am washing my hands with this whole wedding business.
08:58Carl, we need to talk.
09:00Oh, look who's here.
09:01The no-frills bride.
09:05He's all yours.
09:08Carl.
09:09Yes?
09:10Did you mean what you said?
09:13That you won't attend your own mother's wedding?
09:19Mama, I told you from the very beginning that I wanted to give you a big storybook wedding.
09:26Now, why didn't you say something then?
09:28But I thought when you found out how expensive it was, you'd pull back a little.
09:33Oh, no way.
09:34I want the best.
09:35I don't care what it costs.
09:37But these fancy plans you're making will put a dent in your savings, honey.
09:42I know.
09:42Well, why would you do that?
09:47Because you are my mother.
09:49All of my life, you made sacrifices for me.
09:53Mama, I can remember you scrimping and saving just to get the things that I wanted.
10:01Mama, do you remember the time I wanted that new bike?
10:04I was 10 years old.
10:05It was red, wasn't it?
10:07That's right.
10:08A cherry red Schwinn with headlights, an electric horn, and big Western saddlebags.
10:14Oh, I remember.
10:16Your best friend, Bobby Johnson, he had one and you had to have one, too.
10:23Yeah, but Daddy said we couldn't afford it.
10:26But you, you took the money that you had saved for a new dress for your high school reunion.
10:31And you went and you bought me that bike.
10:34The store wanted $5 for delivery, so I rode it home.
10:40I bet the neighborhood is still talking about that wheelie, you pop.
10:46Oh, your face lit up when you saw that bike.
10:49And that meant more to me than all the dresses in the world.
10:56I just remember that I kept thinking that someday, somehow, I was going to pay you back.
11:06And I thought that this was going to be my chance.
11:08A big, beautiful wedding to say thank you.
11:12Oh, honey, you don't have to say thank you to me.
11:16But I appreciate the appreciation.
11:19Mama.
11:24I'm sorry I got carried away.
11:27You just tell me exactly what you want, and I'll make it happen.
11:32Well, let's see.
11:36How about a nice garden ceremony?
11:41Yeah, right here at the house.
11:44Oh, a moonlit wedding under the stars.
11:49Oh, Mama, that's a great idea.
11:52Good.
11:56Oh, I love you, Mom.
11:58And I love you, too, my pumpkin poop.
12:14I hate wearing this monkey suit.
12:20Hey, Dad.
12:21You want a stud to help you with your studs?
12:25Sure, I'll wait here while you go find me.
12:37Come on, son.
12:38You're going to be late even for your own wedding.
12:43I want to save some energy for my honeymoon.
12:47Oh, hi, Carl.
12:49Hi, Fletcher.
12:50Carl, I want you to meet my father, William Thomas.
12:53Well, nice to meet you, sir.
12:54My friends call me Skippy.
12:59Oh, okay, Skippy.
13:02This is my son, Edward.
13:04My friends call me E-Man.
13:13Carl, your mother is a fine-looking lady.
13:17Well, thank you, sir.
13:19Does she have an older sister?
13:25Carl?
13:26Uh-huh.
13:26Fletcher?
13:27Hello, Steve.
13:28Skippy?
13:32Adam, Adam, Adam.
13:35The nuptials have developed a slight snafu.
13:38What's wrong?
13:39Well, you remember our flyer party?
13:41The one I am clearly on record as being totally against?
13:44Yeah, but what about it, Steve?
13:46Well, tell me again.
13:49Refresh my memory.
13:51When is that party supposed to be?
13:54Next Saturday.
13:55Wrong, cummerbund brat.
13:58Well, don't put today's date on the flyer.
14:00Right now, you have over 100 crazed teenagers in your backyard ready to boogie.
14:04What?
14:32What's up, little boy?
14:33We gotta get, get, get, get.
14:35Waldo, how could you mess this up?
14:38Hey, cut me some slack.
14:39I only got the date wrong on one flyer.
14:41My mom's the one who really messed up.
14:43She Xeroxed it over and over and over and over and over.
14:48Over and over and over and over.
14:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, chill.
14:54Observate the bright side.
14:55Bright side?
14:56What bright side, weasel?
14:58Look at this.
15:001,500 debt presidents.
15:02And the homies are still coming in.
15:04Yeah, well, you gotta get rid of them, man.
15:06This is my grandmother's wedding at 1,500.
15:11No, no, no, no, weasel, this isn't right.
15:13These kids are gonna ruin everything.
15:14They gotta go.
15:15Oh, come on, loosen up, Eduardo.
15:17Look, I clued everybody in.
15:19We all stand here nice and quiet until
15:21Gramps and Granny make it legal, then we bop that in.
15:26See?
15:27No problem.
15:28Edward?
15:29Huh?
15:29Problem.
15:34Edward, who are all these kids?
15:37Oh.
15:38Cater or trainees?
15:41Try again.
15:43Oh, Fletcher has a bigger family than we thought.
15:47Why not try the truth?
15:49Okay, Dad.
15:51Me and the guys are gonna have a flyer party next Saturday when you go out of town.
15:55But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers.
15:58And all these people think the party is tonight.
16:09All right, right now we're gonna have a wedding.
16:12But directly after that, we're gonna have a funeral.
16:14They have a wedding.
16:18They look like that, right?
16:21They look like a of the guys.
16:30They have a wedding.
16:36They're so good.
16:38Let's do this.
16:39They look like, too.
16:41Oh, no.
16:44I'm gonna have a wedding.
16:44Alright, let's do this.
16:44Oh, I'm gonna have a wedding.
16:46Steve, why are you walking so slowly?
16:49Because I want this moment to last forever.
17:30I want this moment to last forever.
18:16Dearly beloved, we all gathered here this evening to unite this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
18:24Who gives this woman away?
18:27I do.
18:29And by the way, you know, I wasn't too cool about Fletcher in the beginning.
18:32But after a while, it grew on me and I figured...
18:35Excuse me. It wasn't an essay question.
18:46Sister Crawford?
18:58Sister Crawford?
19:16Sister RV
19:17It's so wonderful to know you'll always be around me
19:35Inseparable, that's how it is, inseparable
19:44For the rest of our years, it's so wonderful to know you'll always be around
20:19Fletcher Thomas, do you take this woman to be your wife
20:24For richer or poorer, in sickness and in health
20:28To love and honor for as long as you both shall live?
20:32I do
20:34Estelle Winslow, do you take this man to be your husband
20:38For richer or poorer, in sickness and in health
20:42To love and honor for as long as you both shall live?
20:47Sugar, I sure do
20:51The ring, please
20:59What God has joined together, let no man put asunder
21:04I now pronounce you husband and wife
21:07You may kiss the bride
21:09Thank you
21:39Thank you
21:44Thank you
21:47Thank you
21:51Thank you
21:55Thank you
21:59Edward
22:03Great wedding, huh, Dad?
22:05You know, son
22:05If screwing up ever became an Olympic event
22:08You would win the gold
22:10One hundred and fifty extra people
22:12At what was supposed to be a small family affair
22:16Now can you give me one good reason
22:18Why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life?
22:21Well, we took in two thousand dollars, Dad
22:24And we want you to have it
22:29I love you, son
22:34You're a fine young man
22:36You'll be spending the month of May in your room
22:39But you're a fine young man
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