00:07What are you doing?
00:09Hi, Gwendoline. I'm going down to the basement to see if I can find any spiders.
00:13So that?
00:15You wouldn't understand. It's a man's thing.
00:21Mitarro!
00:22Wait. Did you know that next Sunday is Valentine's Day?
00:28And?
00:30So I was wondering...
00:35If you would like to be my Valentine.
00:38Come on!
00:42You wouldn't understand. It's girl stuff.
00:48Hi guys!
00:55Hello, Gwendoline!
00:57Hello, Mr. Urkel!
01:06Oh, Lord!
01:08I like the sound of that.
01:12Demonstrate respect, dignity, and security.
01:24Okay, where's Laura?
01:26Don't know.
01:28Laura!
01:29Laura!
01:32He must have left.
01:34That's what she wants me to believe.
01:38But I'm not going to fall into that trap.
01:46Mr. Urkel, I need some advice.
01:50Regarding what?
01:51Regarding what?
01:51To love.
01:57I asked Richie to be my Valentine, but he didn't pay any attention to me when I told him.
02:03Do you think there is another woman?
02:08I don't believe it.
02:12So, it must be that he didn't like me.
02:17What nonsense!
02:33What have you eaten, daughter?
02:40Everyone likes you.
02:42So why can't I get that handsome boy to notice me?
02:49Don't worry, Gwendoline.
02:51I'll make sure you and Richie are friends.
02:53You'll see.
02:54I am an expert when it comes to mugs.
02:59Let's take Laura Winslow as an example.
03:03That girl is totally crazy about me.
03:07But hiding that great love under a mask of cold indifference is the old trick.
03:14But I know his game.
03:18Yes, it's impossible to try and fool the astute Steven Urkel.
03:30Do you see it?
03:32I've managed to cheer you up.
03:37Household items.
03:44It's a rare condition of cold indifference; it's the old trick.
03:50It's a rare condition of cold indifference; it's the old trick.
04:20It's a rare condition of cold indifference; it's the old trick.
04:30It's a rare condition of cold indifference; it's the old trick.
04:49That's better, because they probably won't let you into that restaurant again.
04:53That?
04:55Never mind, forget it.
04:57No, no, no, no. Don't tell me to forget about it.
04:59If you have something to say, say it.
05:04Okay, Harriet.
05:08You've been a little aggressive tonight.
05:12Aggressive? I wasn't aggressive!
05:15Maybe, perhaps that's not the right word.
05:18Perhaps the appropriate word is heavy.
05:22Heavy?
05:24Exact!
05:27And you got more annoying every time you made the waiter change our table.
05:33Carm, the first table was right at the entrance, where anyone can see you as you come in.
05:38I don't like it when people stare at me when the waiter tells me,
05:41Hey, lady, eat faster!
05:47I understand that.
05:49So they took our things and swapped us.
05:53Yes, next to the bathroom.
05:56I like a table near the water.
05:59But not when I also hear the noise of the chain.
06:04I understand that.
06:06So they took our things and changed us again.
06:10And they deliberately seated us next to a cigar smoker.
06:13By the way, you were very rude to that man.
06:17I simply put out his cigar.
06:20In the soup.
06:23Were you ashamed of me?
06:25Is that the problem?
06:27Yes, Harriet.
06:28To be honest, I was embarrassed.
06:31And to all other customers as well.
06:33It isn't true.
06:36Harriet.
06:37They applauded us when we left.
06:40And the waiter gave me a tip.
06:44Oh no, no, no, no, Carl.
06:46You're wrong.
06:47The guy gave me this to get me to go back there.
06:53Look at it again, Harriet.
06:55It's for another restaurant.
07:01Carl, I'm not one of those women who are afraid to say what they think.
07:05When I don't like something, I say so.
07:07And it would be nice if you supported me from time to time,
07:10instead of always being worried about what people say.
07:14I don't care what people think.
07:16Of course I care.
07:18It isn't true.
07:19And lower your voice.
07:20We have neighbors.
07:26The mail has arrived.
07:28Don't you want to see it?
07:29Leave it on the table and I'll look at it later.
07:32Are you referring to this table or would you like me to move it to another table?
07:41Hi guys.
07:42Bye bye.
07:43Bye bye.
07:45I'm going shopping.
07:46I'll see you later.
07:47Oh, do you want me to come with you?
07:50No no.
07:51You know how I act in public.
07:53I don't want you to be embarrassed.
07:57You're absolutely right.
07:59They could ban us from entering the market.
08:04Oh.
08:06I sense a small storm is coming.
08:10Wouldn't you like to spend a romantic time in a small, comfortable restaurant?
08:15I know a lovely place where they give you bones for your dog.
08:18And they offer you a shot.
08:27Where have they gone?
08:29Hi, Steve.
08:31What's wrong, sweetheart?
08:33I can't find a handkerchief.
08:35Peaceful.
08:36Use mine.
08:42I don't need it.
08:44Keep it.
08:48Thank you.
08:49You are welcome.
08:50Now let's see what's worrying cute little Laura.
08:54Ted and I had a fight.
08:59I'm sorry.
09:06Pity.
09:07What happened?
09:09You see, I went to the cafeteria to eat with Ted.
09:12And I caught him flirting with Chantal Worth.
09:15Oh well.
09:17And what happened?
09:18You know what Chantal is like.
09:22First she walked like a puppy.
09:27And then he said...
09:29Hi, Teddy.
09:31You look great, baby.
09:34Oh.
09:35What nerve!
09:39And you know what he answered, huh?
09:41No.
09:42That?
09:45Said...
09:46Thank you.
09:47What do you think?
09:48Oh.
09:50And then I told him that his eyes were popping out of their sockets.
09:55He replied that my jealousy was over the top.
09:57And I told him that his flirting was unbearable.
09:59And he said that maybe we were seeing each other too much.
10:02I told him that it would be best if we stopped seeing each other.
10:04And before I knew it, we had broken up.
10:09Oh, my poor little girl.
10:29Don't you know how terrible this is?
10:32I know, I know.
10:45I know it's a terrible tragedy in your life.
10:49But everything has its good side.
10:51You'll see, Laura.
10:57What a good thing.
10:58Now you can find the right guy.
11:01And who knows, maybe that right guy...
11:03...that's right in front of your nose.
11:08That?
11:09Sure, babe.
11:11In a few hours you will see things differently.
11:14Steve is your lifeline.
11:26And only a desperate loser would take advantage of this situation.
11:33And that dream...
11:48Open the door to the sweet messenger of love!
12:11Open the door to the sweet messenger of love!
12:22That?
12:37Surprise.
12:38Honey for your lips.
12:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:42At least try the one in the middle.
12:47No thanks, I don't want to.
12:49I'm on a diet
12:51Okay, get out of that thing
12:57I will do it, I will do it
13:11Laura Whistlow
13:26Laura Whistlow, do you want me to be your Valentine?
13:30Steve, every year you ask me to be your Valentine
13:34And every year I tell you no
13:36Why would this year be any different?
13:38Don't know
13:39But since you and Ted have broken up
13:42Maybe you're feeling a little lonely
13:45How I always feel
13:46And I told myself that maybe we could share Valentine's Day
13:50And for a while
13:54A few hours
13:55We could remind each other
13:58That we are human beings
14:01Steve, that's beautiful
14:03Thank you, it took me a long time to learn each of the lines
14:11Hey, maybe I'll accept you as my Valentine.
14:14But, but...
14:16But only on one condition
14:18Which is it?
14:20There will be no lip contact.
14:24That's something we'll have to discuss.
14:27And you need to know that I'm a very... negotiator
14:30Take it or leave it?
14:31I'll take it.
14:34Happy Valentine's Day
14:36Happy Valentine's Day
14:57I'm ready, I say Steve
15:04Richie, I've never seen you so elegant.
15:08I don't understand why I have to wear the suit
15:11The one I go to the park with Uncle Luis on Sundays
15:16And what are you doing in the park with your uncle Luis?
15:19I spend my time looking for wrinkles
15:23And he spent some time looking for girls.
15:27Ah, I understand.
15:28Well
15:31Sit down and wait for the waiter to arrive
15:34The waiter?
15:36This is the big surprise party I promised you
15:39So sit back and enjoy it
15:48Good evening, Mr. Grafford
15:50Welcome to Chet Windrow
15:51Eddie?
15:52Yes, we will have the pleasure of serving you tonight.
15:56What's going on here?
15:58Would you like something to drink while your companion arrives?
16:01My what?
16:10Good evening, Gwyndolin
16:11Good evening, Mr. Urkel
16:15Is everything in order?
16:19Okay, all set.
16:23I hope it turns out well
16:27Just do what I told you and everything will go smoothly.
16:33Waiter, would you like to escort Miss Gwyndolin to her table?
16:36I'll see if there's one available.
16:42Table one
16:49Table one
16:49You look very beautiful tonight, Gwyndolin
16:51Thank you
16:52I'm coming from the hairdresser
16:56Oh, Richie!
16:58What a surprise!
17:00Gwyndolin, what's going on here?
17:02It's Valentine's Day
17:04Here, Richie.
17:06This is for you
17:12Roses are red
17:15Black socks
17:17Will you be happy and joyful?
17:26I wrote it all by myself.
17:30Gwyndolin, all this stuff gets on my nerves.
17:35I just want you to be my Valentine
17:38That's all?
17:39That's all
17:40Okay, if that's all it is, I'll be your Valentine.
17:45Oh really?
17:46Seriously, I think it will be a lot of fun for both of us.
17:50Whatever you say, darling
18:13Mrs. Winslow
18:15Yes, Mr. Winslow
18:19Will you accept a dozen roses?
18:22As an apology for her stupid husband's insolent behavior
18:26No
18:32What if I also give her a box of chocolates?
18:35That's something else entirely.
18:41Honey, I hate it when we fight
18:43Me too
18:46Do you know what I found out just a few minutes ago?
18:50You could eat one of these without anyone noticing.
18:55In addition to that
18:57No, I realized I was angry with you for being so demanding and stubborn at the restaurant
19:02And I was furious with you for being so proper
19:07But the truth is that another word for stubbornness is tenacity.
19:12And another word for demanding is firmness.
19:16Darling, one of the main reasons I fell in love with you was because you are a tenacious woman and
19:21firm
19:24You always find words that make you tolerant and understanding.
19:28And that's what I've always liked about you.
19:34Do you remember when we bought the house?
19:39You were so persistent and firm that the seller gave us a $10,000 discount just to get you to leave him alone.
19:47You know, Carl?
19:49Perhaps the qualities we admire in each other
19:51They are qualities, but they are also
19:54The things that bother us the most
19:58You're right
19:58But, Harriet
20:00No matter how angry I am with you
20:03I will always love you from the bottom of my heart
20:07I love you too, Carl
20:17Listen, Mrs. Winslow
20:20Do you want me to be your Valentine?
20:25Do I accept that as a yes?
21:06Hi, Ritchie
21:08What's my favorite Daddy Mac like?
21:12Hello, Gwendolyn.
21:14That jeep is fat!
21:17Thank you!
21:18Want to take this baby for a spin?
21:23SURE!
21:33What is this?
21:35To a system?
21:35Yeah!
21:37Check it out!
21:40Thank you!
21:45Thank you!
21:52Thank you!
22:09Thank you!
22:19Thank you!
22:20Thank you!
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