- hace 5 meses
Cuando dos médicos se registran en el hotel Fawlty Towers, Basil está encantado. Poco después, Basil descubre que uno de ellos es psiquiatra. Basil está aterrorizado por lo que el psiquiatra pueda pensar de él. El médico no tiene ningún interés en analizar a Basil; solo quiere disfrutar de su estancia en el hotel. Mientras tanto, un joven y apuesto playboy se ha registrado en una de las habitaciones «individuales», y Basil está decidido a demostrar que el hombre tiene una visita femenina. Otra huésped del hotel es una joven soltera muy atractiva. Basil consigue hacer el ridículo mientras intenta evitar lo que cree que es el escrutinio del psiquiatra.
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00:00Oh really?
00:31Oh dear!
00:32Listen?
00:33What a shame!
00:34Paolo.
00:35Operator, what's going on here?
00:37Oh, yeah, sure.
00:39I can't talk to the talking clock.
00:42Oh, dear.
00:44It communicates, yes.
00:45As?
00:47It's horrible.
00:48He's been on the phone for ten minutes, and my wife isn't even talking to him.
00:53Tilt your head back, that usually stops the bleeding.
00:56Or has the talking clock operator gone to talk to someone, or has the phone company decided to discontinue service?
01:03You'd better not continue if you're staining the bedspread.
01:06Impossible. The only thing that works on the phone are the party lines.
01:10Okay, call me when you've stopped bleeding.
01:14I don't understand why she's still with him.
01:16Oh, how cute.
01:17Hello. I see you have your guide.
01:19That's how it is.
01:20Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson.
01:21Hello. Any messages?
01:23I think three.
01:24Three? Everyone loves him, don't they?
01:27I wouldn't say that much.
01:28Oh, just be single once.
01:32Also two, if you want.
01:35What do you say, Basil?
01:37Nothing, dear.
01:39Do we have enough bananas, dear?
01:41And Harry says, you don't like me anymore, do you?
01:55Because?
01:56And he says to him, because you have become a Frenchified person.
01:59And Harry says, Frenchified, mua.
02:03I'm going to make a call.
02:05Oh, what a funny joke.
02:07Muah.
02:09Have you heard, Basil?
02:10What, dear?
02:12The joke.
02:12Oh, that was a joke. I thought he was telling you about his adventures in Africa.
02:16In Africa?
02:18Ah, now I understand about the bananas.
02:21You mean he reminds you of a monkey?
02:23Depending on where you look.
02:25I consider him a very attractive man.
02:28Attractive?
02:28Yes, he's funny, handsome, and very charming.
02:32Charming, huh?
02:33What he has are more chains than a ghost.
02:35How much balatiza.
02:36He is surely the most decorated orangutan in England.
02:39What's the point of decorating yourself like a Christmas tree?
02:42They are not a mere ornament.
02:43It has a symbolic meaning.
02:45Civilian, that guy would wear a dog chain around his neck if it were made of gold.
02:49Basil, don't be so ignorant.
02:52Want?
02:52One just happens to be a rhino horn,
02:56the symbol of fertility in Ancient Egypt.
02:58Yes, you may need it.
03:00It's not a question of needing anything.
03:02It's something that dates back to the dawn of civilization.
03:04From the look of his forehead, he does too.
03:07Tell me, Basil, what is it about Latin-looking men that you dislike so much?
03:11Could it be that you hate them because women find them attractive?
03:15Civil, no...
03:15According to you, women should like men like John Mayer,
03:19General Montgomery or Prince Charles, right?
03:21At least they have some dignity.
03:23I don't see General Montgomery with his shirt open to the waist.
03:26and with his neck full of chains.
03:28Well, he really liked military decorations.
03:32It's not the same.
03:34I think you're confusing them with monkeys because monkeys are funny,
03:37They know how to enjoy life.
03:39I guess that's what makes them so sexy.
03:41Good afternoon.
03:42Good afternoon.
03:42Good afternoon.
03:43I've called before, my name is Abbot.
03:45Oh yes, there has been no cancellation,
03:47so we still don't have rooms with bathrooms.
03:50It doesn't matter.
03:50In that case, please fill out the form.
03:53Yes, we have the hotel almost full.
03:59Enjoying life.
04:00Good afternoon.
04:01Good afternoon.
04:01Good afternoon.
04:02Good afternoon.
04:03Ouch!
04:04I'm here.
04:07Thank you, Mr. Abbot.
04:08Oh, Dr. Abbot, sorry.
04:11Doctor?
04:12Yeah.
04:13Oh, nobody told us.
04:14We didn't know he was a doctor.
04:16How are you, doctor?
04:17It's a pleasure, doctor.
04:18Thank you.
04:19Room number five, doctor.
04:21Mrs. Abbot, delighted.
04:23Dr. Abbot, please.
04:24Sorry.
04:25Dr. Abbot.
04:26Two doctors.
04:27Twice a doctor?
04:28Yeah.
04:29And how did he achieve it?
04:30Did you have to take the exam twice to get it?
04:33No, my wife is a doctor.
04:35I am a doctor.
04:36Oh, you too.
04:37What's up, three doctors?
04:38No, there are only two.
04:40I am a doctor and my wife is also a doctor.
04:42Paolo, your room is upstairs, on the first floor.
04:46I understand, it's not that I'm a doctor twice, but...
04:49Paolo, please take the suitcases to number five.
04:52Yes, this way, doctors, please.
04:54With which two doctors, huh?
04:56I thought I could be a doctor in medicine and a doctor in another.
04:59Have you been able to speak?
05:01Not yet, I was communicating.
05:02Have you got a room for my mother?
05:04Oh, I'm afraid not.
05:06Those at number sixteen have decided to stay.
05:08I've called other hotels, but they all seem to be busy.
05:11It's all the same, he won't mind sharing mine.
05:13Lucky mother!
05:15I'll see if I can get a word in edgewise.
05:17Oh, use this one if you want.
05:19Ah, thank you.
05:23Out of curiosity, what does the pendant on the chain you wear next to the Egyptian symbol of fertility represent?
05:30Ah, it's a Greek astrological sign.
05:32Oh, that's beautiful. Where did you get it?
05:35In Colchester, I think.
05:37Colchester?
05:38Hello, may I speak to John Lawson, please?
05:41Ah, yes, yes, yes, I hope.
05:42So your mother arrives tomorrow.
05:45Arrive early on the night train from Newcastle.
05:48Newcastle?
05:48He is with his grandchildren, he is seventy-seven years old.
05:51Seventy-seven? Oh, how endearing.
05:54People get charming when they reach that age, don't you think?
05:58Aren't they an example of that?
06:00My mother, on the other hand, is taking her toll over the years.
06:06The beautiful thing about old people is that they have a zest for life, but my mother has a zest for being a nuisance.
06:13She is very attentive.
06:14No, it's the same, yes, I hope.
06:15He is assaulted...
06:16Well, she's afraid of the strangest things.
06:21To vans, rats, cages, parrots, heights, open spaces, closed spaces.
06:33It's very difficult for her to be comfortable in one place. She's so fussy.
06:39The balls, the bicycles, the bulls...
06:44And she's obsessed with being chased by men.
06:47I don't know what he thinks they want to do to him.
06:49Vomit on him according to Vasil.
06:52I'll leave you my number so you can call me.
06:54And death...
06:56Ah, I understand.
06:56He is afraid of dying.
06:58I tell him that nothing can be done about it.
07:01That nature must take its course.
07:04And what can be expected is that old age will be long and painful.
07:07But he doesn't want to accept it.
07:08Everything I say falls on deaf ears.
07:10Excuse me.
07:10Yes, John.
07:11How are you?
07:12Yes, I came to spend the weekend.
07:15They are charming.
07:18The Abbotts, are they charming?
07:20Yes, all three are.
07:22No, there's no need for that tonight.
07:24You know, dear, I liked Mrs. Abbott's suit.
07:27You should buy one just like that.
07:29To take care of the garden?
07:31No, I can't tonight.
07:32How about tomorrow?
07:33She is very attractive.
07:34How old would you say he is?
07:3548, 50?
07:37Oh yes, Bill.
07:37I have no idea, Basil.
07:39You can have 12.
07:40No, it bounces on the breast.
07:43Yes, it's nice to have that kind of guests.
07:45Professional, polite, civilized.
07:48We have the two extremes of the evolutionary chain.
07:54Good afternoon.
07:56Let's go for a walk.
07:57What time do they serve dinner?
07:58From seven thirty to nine.
08:00All right, goodbye.
08:01Do you have a Torque guide?
08:03A guide?
08:04Wow, I think we've run out.
08:06Here's this, I bought it in town.
08:08Ah, thank you.
08:09Torque from A to Z.
08:11One of the shortest books in the world.
08:14That?
08:16One of the shortest books in the world,
08:18like Margaret Thatcher's humor
08:20or great English lovers.
08:23Oh, very funny, isn't it, Basil?
08:24Thank you.
08:28Are you having dinner with us tonight?
08:30That?
08:31Are you having dinner here tonight, in this miserable dump?
08:34I hadn't thought about it.
08:35I don't think I fit in this environment.
08:37I was planning to have dinner in town.
08:38Which one do you recommend?
08:39What kind of food would you like?
08:40Fruit or...?
08:41Is there a French restaurant?
08:44Yes, they are very successful in France.
08:46In addition, the bath will whet your appetite,
08:48but hurry before the tide comes in.
08:51Please excuse my husband's acidic humor, Mr. Johnson.
08:54There is a very good French restaurant
08:56called La Pomme d'Amour.
08:57La Pomme d'Amour, the apple of love.
08:59Yes, it's on Orchard Road.
09:01There is also an Egyptian restaurant,
09:03The Golden Dog or something like that.
09:05Enjoy your dinner until tonight.
09:07Bye bye.
09:09I'm fed up with your attitude.
09:12By?
09:12You don't know how to behave with customers
09:14or you kneel at his feet
09:16and you clean their boots with your tongue
09:17or you distill poison like a snake.
09:22I don't think it's that bad.
09:27Did you enjoy dinner?
09:29Yes, thanks.
09:29Glad to hear it.
09:30Would you like some dessert?
09:32No, just coffee.
09:33For me too.
09:34Two coffees, Sibyl.
09:35Two coffees, dear.
09:36Would you like to have a liqueur on the house?
09:38A cognac?
09:39A brandy?
09:39Yes, he invites you to the house.
09:41Whatever you fancy.
09:42You are invited.
09:42Whatever you want.
09:44Well, yes, thank you.
09:45It would sit very well with a small glass of cognac.
09:47Doctor.
09:48One port, thanks.
09:49My plesillo.
09:51Your coffee, doctor.
09:52Thank you.
09:53Yours, doctor.
09:54Thank you.
09:55Had you been to Torquí before?
09:57Yes, but we haven't been here for years.
09:59We had the weekend off
10:00and we have decided to leave London.
10:02Alone or with milk?
10:03Just, thank you.
10:05You too, doctor?
10:06Yes, thanks.
10:07Your cognac, doctor.
10:08It's funny that they're both doctors.
10:10I can bear it, doctor.
10:12There was a time when I thought about becoming a surgeon.
10:14Tree surgeon.
10:17Thank you, civilian.
10:18But he had to leave it because everyone was dying.
10:23Don't go into details, dear.
10:25My maternal grandfather was a doctor,
10:27so I thought I could...
10:29Running a hotel.
10:30Are you...
10:31Are they general medicine doctors?
10:35No, I am a pediatrician.
10:36Feet?
10:37Children.
10:39Easy.
10:40Children have feet, dear.
10:41That's why they move.
10:42Take a look next time you see one.
10:44And you, doctor, are you...?
10:46I am a psychiatrist.
10:47Very interesting.
10:48Health.
10:51I'll go get you another one.
10:52Excuse me.
10:53Psychiatry must be fascinating.
10:56I think this is the first time a psychiatrist has stayed at the hotel.
10:59I remember a healer spent a few days here a while ago.
11:02Don't tell me.
11:03Psychiatry is a recent specialty, isn't it?
11:06Well, Freud started in 1880.
11:09Yes, but it's only now that it's starting to appear on television.
11:12Here you are.
11:13Excuse me, I'm going to...
11:15Since when have you been at the hotel?
11:17Well, my husband and I.
11:19Back, back.
11:20What's going on?
11:20Abbott.
11:21What's wrong with him?
11:22Are you a psychiatrist?
11:24Look at him.
11:24Look.
11:25Look how carefully he listens.
11:26Nothing escapes him.
11:27And my unsuspecting wife won't keep quiet.
11:29They say he has a photographic memory.
11:31Sibyl!
11:31I think you'll like it.
11:32Tell me, Basil.
11:33Can you come here for a second?
11:34What's going on?
11:35Something has happened.
11:36Nothing personal, nothing private.
11:40Excuse me.
11:43What's up, Basil?
11:44Try, try to calm down.
11:46That?
11:46Keep your distance.
11:47Don't forget who you are, okay?
11:49What don't you forget?
11:49Don't talk to him too much about himself, okay?
11:51Basil, yes, perfectly.
11:52Okay, okay, okay.
11:53What did you tell them?
11:54Nothing, we were talking about Scotland.
11:56Scotland?
11:57What do you want to know about Scotland?
11:58Oh, Basil.
11:59Don't...
11:59Why are you so nervous?
12:00I'm not nervous, I just want us all to calm down, everyone, okay?
12:04What's the matter?
12:05Nothing's wrong with me, I'm just saying that we...
12:06I can't say that we're calming down without panicking.
12:09What's going on here?
12:10Basil, listen.
12:10Mr. Fawlty, calm down.
12:13I want to make it clear that you're not the one to tell me to calm down, okay?
12:16I'm sorry.
12:17I'm not paying you to tell me to calm down.
12:19I pay you to...
12:20No, I'm paying you to tell you to calm down, okay?
12:22Basil, may I know why you're so upset?
12:25I'm fine.
12:26You used to like them.
12:27No, listen.
12:28And as soon as you found out he was a psychiatrist, you went crazy.
12:30That, that doesn't matter to me, that doesn't matter to me.
12:33If you want to be a psychiatrist, so much the worse for him.
12:35They are all like real cowbells.
12:36But that's the least of it.
12:38What do you do for a living?
12:39This guy gets paid.
12:41They pay him to stick his nose in.
12:42No, no, let me say it in people's private affairs.
12:45And I don't know about you, but I don't want a stranger sticking his nose in my private parts.
12:49Issues, not parts.
12:50They're here on vacation, they just want to have a good time.
12:54He can't.
12:55Can't what?
12:55It can't tell me anything about myself that I don't already know.
12:58Psychiatrists are charlatans.
13:00Take this to them.
13:01You know what his obsession is, right?
13:03Which?
13:03Do you know what all they think about?
13:07Sex!
13:07They relate everything to sex!
13:09They will be degenerates.
13:12Yes, but in that case, every time they wanted to do it, they would have to close the hotel.
13:16Don't you think so?
13:17Yeah.
13:17Would you like to sign the bill, please?
13:19Yeah.
13:20We were talking about how you guys manage to take vacations.
13:23I guess they won't be able to go out often.
13:27How often do they do it?
13:32Sorry?
13:32How often do you and your wife do this?
13:40If it is not indiscreet.
13:42No, of course not.
13:44Are you referring to the average?
13:47Average?
13:49What would be normal?
13:51You tell me.
13:52Well, a couple of times a year?
13:58That?
13:59One a year?
14:02We knew it would be difficult for him.
14:04My wife thought they were never capable of doing it.
14:07You know, with so much...
14:11Since he asks two or three times a week.
14:15A week?
14:15Yes, it's normal, don't you think, because we are very normal.
14:20And he says...
14:22Frenchified, moi!
14:27I love men who make me laugh.
14:30Are you okay, Mr. Fulti?
14:32Yes, yes, very good, very good.
14:33What's up, Basil?
14:34Nothing, I've been talking to Dr. Abbott.
14:37If I had money to go to the psychiatrist,
14:39I think I would choose someone like him.
14:41I would have no problem opening my heart to you.
14:44I'm sure he understands women.
14:46Yes, Bill.
14:47Tell me, dear.
14:48Know...
14:49You know what he just asked me now?
14:52That?
14:53I wanted to know...
14:55Don't be ridiculous, Basil.
14:57I tell you it's true and I call God as my witness.
15:00What's got into you today?
15:01He turned around and asked me point-blank.
15:03What did he ask you?
15:04He asked me...
15:04And your wife said that...?
15:08They were referring to the holidays, Basil.
15:10I had told them that it was difficult for us to catch them.
15:14Twice a year?
15:15Oh my God!
15:16I messed up!
15:17It doesn't matter.
15:18How could I know?
15:23Wait.
15:24I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding.
15:27You were talking about sex and I thought you were talking about walks.
15:30No sex, vacation, vacation.
15:32Sex.
15:33My wife and I do it twice a year.
15:36I mean going on vacation.
15:37And as for the frequency of our walks,
15:39We do it two or three times a week on average.
15:42We are going to give one.
15:44Very well, enjoy it.
15:46The walk.
15:47The walk.
15:49Excuse me.
15:50My name is Raylin Miles.
15:51Yes, I have a reservation.
15:53Ah, yes, here it is.
15:54Would you be so kind as to fill out the form?
15:56How could it not?
16:06Beautiful.
16:08Oh, thank you.
16:10Your thing.
16:12His amulet.
16:12His amulet.
16:13In the middle.
16:13Yes I know.
16:17May I ask what it is?
16:18It is a medal of Saint Christopher.
16:20Saint?
16:20Saint Christopher.
16:22The patron saint of travelers.
16:24Hi darling.
16:25The medal of Saint Christopher protects travelers.
16:28She is very pretty.
16:29Yes it is.
16:30Where did you put the chips, Basil?
16:31Down there.
16:32Where?
16:33They're in there, darling.
16:37Do you see it?
16:38Here they are.
16:42Hello.
16:43Number six, please.
16:44You're retiring very early today, Mr. Johnson.
16:47Yes, I have to pick up my mother tomorrow.
16:49Thank you.
16:50Room number seven.
16:52Paolo.
16:53Don't bother.
16:53I'll go with you.
16:55We have a button.
16:55He's Italian, but I think we'd be better off with a monkey.
17:01Calm down, Paolo.
17:03Oh.
17:14I was wondering if...
17:16You're not Australian, by any chance?
17:19Oh, no.
17:20Are you saying that because of my hair color?
17:21No no.
17:22It's just that since she's so tall, I thought...
17:25This is your room.
17:26I hope you like it.
17:28It has a charming view of the English Riviera.
17:30Oh, and this is your bathroom.
17:33Spacious.
17:33Oops, the light's not working.
17:35Let's see.
17:36How was your trip?
17:37Tired?
17:40Yes, the trip has been exhausting.
17:42Is the hotel dining room open?
17:44The chef leaves at nine, but I can make you a sandwich.
17:47Oh, I feel like eating something hot.
17:49Are there any restaurants nearby?
17:52There is a very charming Welsh restaurant about five minutes from the hotel.
17:55It's called Lake House.
17:56I think I'll go get something to eat.
17:58Turn left when you leave the hotel.
18:00You'll see it right away.
18:00There is no loss.
18:01Has this been left at reception?
18:13I was looking for the switch.
18:14Sibyl, Sibyl, Sibyl.
18:16I didn't know it was there.
18:17I was looking for the switch.
18:18It's pathetic, Basil.
18:19No, listen, Sibyl.
18:20I wanted to flip the switch.
18:21Don't bother.
18:22Listen, the bathroom light wasn't working, okay?
18:24And what happened was that the light bulb was loose.
18:26I know what it is, Basil.
18:27They call it male menopause.
18:29Oh, and let me give you some advice.
18:32When you touch a girl,
18:34be kind enough to be in the same room as her.
18:42I apologize.
18:44I was looking for the switch.
18:46Yes, I have noticed.
18:47I understand.
18:48I hope your wife doesn't...
18:49Oh, no, no, no.
18:50My wife is already used to it.
18:53Where did you say the restaurant is?
18:54Turn left as you exit and walk for five minutes.
18:57Lake House.
18:58Thank you.
18:58You are welcome.
18:59Yes, do you need anything?
19:19Hey, I wonder if I can get something to drink.
19:24To drink.
19:26Well, a bottle of champagne.
19:28Champagne?
19:29Yeah.
19:30Are you familiar with the visitor rules that apply to this hotel?
19:33No visitors allowed after ten o'clock.
19:36About sex...
19:38Contrary?
19:39I didn't know.
19:41Now I know.
19:43Anyway, bring up the champagne.
19:44That?
19:45Champagne.
19:47Are you going to drink it alone?
19:49I'll have to do it.
19:50Very good.
19:52A bottle of champagne for one.
19:54Thank you.
19:54And a drink?
19:56Yes, although if you want to accompany me.
19:58No, thanks.
19:58I'm working.
19:59That's when I feel best.
20:06Paolo, Paolo, Paolo.
20:08A bottle of champagne and a glass.
20:10Fast.
20:10Yeah.
20:10Yeah.
20:10Mr. Fawlty.
20:19Did you know there's a psychiatrist in the hotel?
20:22Yes I know.
20:23Have you come for the major?
20:24That?
20:25Yes, he came for the oldest.
20:27No.
20:28Oh, I'm glad.
20:29We were worried.
20:30I'm sure there are psychiatrists in Birmingham too.
20:34Rest easy.
20:36Now it comes.
20:36Don't worry.
21:04Ah, it's the wall.
21:05They've been complaining about the downstairs floor, and I've come to check its soundness.
21:08Yes, I think it's fine.
21:10Hey?
21:10And this?
21:12No, false alarm.
21:14I'm sorry if I bothered you.
21:15Good night.
21:16Good night.
21:17Good night.
21:27Dr. Abbott.
21:28The services?
21:29Second door on the left.
21:30Thank you.
21:31Yeah.
21:33It's here right away.
21:35Stupid.
21:58Southern cretin.
21:59I'm sorry.
22:00I'll get you another one.
22:01Bring another bottle.
22:02Quick, quick, quick.
22:04Yes, I'm very sorry.
22:06But that Italian monkey, sorry, Botone, dropped the tray.
22:10Useless.
22:10No wonder the Roman Empire fell so soon.
22:13Anyway, now we'll clean all this up.
22:16They care about returning to their rooms.
22:19Thank you.
22:19Fonty.
22:25Fonty.
22:26Yeah.
22:26Come here.
22:27That?
22:28I think, I think you should know.
22:30That?
22:30There is, there is a psychiatrist staying at the hotel.
22:34I know.
22:35Do you know?
22:35Yeah.
22:36Oh, I didn't know you were so bad, Fonty.
22:40He didn't come for me.
22:41Oh, I thought civilian was okay.
22:44You are the one who deserves to be locked up.
23:00Forward.
23:02Thank you.
23:05Ah, thank you.
23:07Put it right there.
23:07Thank you.
23:16Ah, thank you.
23:20Thank you.
23:25Yeah.
23:27Yeah.
23:37Disgusting vice.
23:41The service?
23:42Second door on the left.
23:57Who's there?
23:58Calm down, don't panic, it's me.
23:59Don't shout, don't shout, please.
24:01What's going on here?
24:02Nothing, I didn't know she was here.
24:04I wanted to examine the wall.
24:05Do you mind?
24:05I'm sorry.
24:06I thought I had gone to dinner.
24:07I was very tired.
24:09That's it.
24:09I'm sorry if I bothered you.
24:11Damn wall.
24:12Are you okay?
24:13What's happening?
24:14Nothing, dear.
24:15Why did he scream?
24:16What have you done to him?
24:17What's going on here?
24:17She thought there was someone in her room.
24:19In your room?
24:20Yes, in his room.
24:22You'll have to charge him double.
24:24What were you doing in his room?
24:26Are you okay?
24:27Yes, he is fine.
24:30What were you doing in there?
24:32Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Fonty.
24:34It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
24:35It's the same.
24:35I'll explain it to you now.
24:36I'll be silly.
24:38I didn't know what he was.
24:39I wanted to examine the walls.
24:41Examine the walls?
24:43Paolo, Paolo.
24:44Paolo, come with me.
24:45Fast.
24:46Fast.
24:47Raul.
25:12Thank you.
25:42Help! Help! Relief! Relief! Relief!
25:50Vasil?
25:54Vasil?
25:55Mrs. Folti. Mrs. Folti. Mrs. Folti. Mrs. Folti.
25:58Mr. Folti.
25:59It has fallen off a scale.
26:01From a ladder?
26:02Yes, yes, yes. Come, come with me.
26:03What was he doing on a ladder?
26:04I wanted to see a girl.
26:06That?
26:07She was in the room and Mr. Folti wanted to drink it. Come on.
26:10I understand now.
26:11Leo, be careful with this, maera, crazy pervedera.
26:13Now you'll see.
26:20Hello, dear. I'm going to...
26:23What have I done?
26:41What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you hit me?
26:50No shame!
26:52How dare you?
26:54Have you gone crazy? What are you talking about?
26:56You don't know.
26:56No, I don't know.
26:57What were you doing on the stairs? Tell us.
26:59I was trying to see the girl.
27:00Oh yeah?
27:01Is that so strange?
27:02Stop hitting me!
27:04Get away from here. I don't want to see you all night.
27:12Ida.
27:14She's completely gone.
27:15Crazy.
27:17She's gone crazy.
27:18What have I done to...
27:19Crazy.
27:20I told her you wanted to look in the girl's room and she went crazy.
27:26That?
27:27I told her you wanted to look in the room because she had driven you crazy.
27:32OK?
27:32Good.
27:33And what have you climbed up the ladder?
27:35Mrs. Fulti has gone crazy.
27:43I'm fed up with your blunders!
27:49That's what an Englishman would do to you.
27:51Understood?
27:51A German.
27:52A German would give you...
27:54No, that's enough for today.
27:55Tomorrow we will continue with the class.
27:57I'm trying to teach him how to run a hotel.
28:00It's interesting because he's from Naples.
28:02And what we do...
28:04Sorry, I slipped.
28:08Is everything all right?
28:09Is everything in order?
28:11Perfectly.
28:11Good.
28:12So, I'll leave you to it.
28:14You can lie down.
28:15Sleep.
28:15Sleep, that's it.
28:17Or maybe dream.
28:18Well, have a good night.
28:20Sleep well.
28:21Sweet dreams.
28:22We sleep well.
28:22Thank you, yes, I will.
28:24But I don't know where.
28:30I'll get you, you shirtless thug.
28:45Are you okay?
28:46Are you okay?
28:47Yes, yes, very good, very good.
28:49I'll take it myself.
28:50Peaceful.
28:50May I come in, dear?
28:58What do you want?
28:59I'll bring you the tea, dear.
29:01Leave it at the door.
29:04Yes, as you wish, dear.
29:06Sibyl?
29:07I don't want to talk to you, Basil.
29:10Can I have the electric razor?
29:11I have to shave.
29:14Thank you, dear.
29:16Listen to me, please.
29:16Basil, I beg you to leave the room.
29:18Let me explain.
29:19When I told you I wanted to see a girl,
29:21I wasn't referring to that, that, I don't know what, Australian girl.
29:24I meant the girl in the other room.
29:26Johnson's room.
29:28Johnson has taken a girl to his room.
29:30That's the one I wanted to see, not that Australian palette.
29:33Basil, you've had almost eight hours to come up with an excuse.
29:36Haven't you thought of anything better?
29:38Do you think it's windy?
29:39Oh, don't go on.
29:40Okay, wait, I'll bring it to you by the ears.
29:42Yes, very good, very good, Basil.
29:44I will do that.
29:45Of course.
29:46Hide.
29:52Forward.
29:54Mr. Johnson, here is the guide you are lending us.
29:56Thank you, yes.
30:05See you later, thanks.
30:08Whenever you want, dear.
30:10You're not going to escape!
30:12The spiders.
30:16As soon as I'm not looking, they weave their web.
30:19That's it.
30:20There is nothing like hygiene.
30:22Enjoy the ride.
30:23With that I have material for a doctoral course.
30:35Clear path!
30:36Forward!
30:36Clear path!
30:50Forward!
30:57I got you!
30:59Relief!
31:00What's this about?
31:01He's gone crazy!
31:02Sorry, that was a mistake.
31:04It scared me to death.
31:05The guy in that room smuggled a girl in and...
31:08Hi darling.
31:09I was explaining the problem to Mrs. Miles.
31:12The illegal guest, Mr. Johnson's friend, at six last night.
31:16What are you holding in your hand, Basil?
31:20That?
31:20Oh, it must be grease from the storage room.
31:22I was on the floor and I...
31:26Oh!
31:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
31:29It was a mistake.
31:31Sorry if I have stained you.
31:32Sibyl, Sibyl, Sibyl!
31:34Sibyl, Sibyl, Sibyl!
31:35I'll tell him to go away.
31:36I'm going to grab the other girl and then I'll tell Miss Miles to leave.
31:39That is!
31:39Yes, let him leave the hotel!
31:40Out!
31:40Bye bye!
31:41We don't want it!
31:42Out!
31:42Out!
31:42Out!
31:46Hey, is that possible?
31:49I'm sorry to tell you this, but I have to ask you to...
31:56Forward!
32:02I apologize.
32:03I know that my husband's attitude has not been correct.
32:06Oh, no need, Mrs. Fawlty!
32:08He is suffering from the disorders typical of his age.
32:11I understand.
32:12It is true that your husband seems to be a bit of a dog.
32:13Yes, yes, it is.
32:14But surely everything has an explanation.
32:16Innocent.
32:28Vasil!
32:33Hi darling.
32:34I'm examining the closet.
32:38What's going on here?
32:40Oh, I don't know.
32:41I was in the bathroom.
32:42That's right, dear.
32:43And I have taken the opportunity to examine these hinges.
32:46I don't understand how it can even cross your mind that a girl as attractive as
32:51This one might be interested in a pitopausal old fogey with hair plastered with cumin.
32:56Which girl are you referring to, dear?
32:59This one, Basil, the one you've been chasing since she got here.
33:03You're taking things too far.
33:04So what are you doing there?
33:05You know the noise these hinges make.
33:07I just...
33:07Alright.
33:08I came to apologize for the little incident in the hallway.
33:10I thought she was the girl hiding in Johnson's room.
33:13Chivil, Chivil, listen to me.
33:18If you think I'm in the mood to keep listening to the dirty, vile lies of a pervert...
33:23They are not lies, I try to...
33:25Behave like a man.
33:27If you want to grope guests, at least have the decency to admit it.
33:30Don't try to justify your degeneration with...
33:32Be quiet!
33:34This is too much.
33:35No, wait a minute.
33:36I'm fed up with you, you moth-eaten, carpetobetonic old woman.
33:40Clean the grease from your ears and let some common sense into that dormant organ you keep under that bleached perm.
33:47Masil!
33:47Stay there.
33:48There's a girl in there who's had a great night.
33:51You understand?
33:51That's the girl I want to catch.
33:54Understood?
33:54Don't move from there.
33:56And look!
34:01Champagne?
34:03That?
34:04Don't you want another bottle of champagne?
34:06Or have you already finished the job you had at hand?
34:09He won't be missing a screw.
34:10A screw?
34:11No, no, no.
34:12It's just that I have a curious feeling that there is someone in the room with you.
34:16A female?
34:17A lady perhaps?
34:18Or someone of the weaker sex?
34:19Or even someone of the female sex?
34:22Is Mrs. Johnson here?
34:24Yeah?
34:25Oh!
34:26Of course, of course!
34:27I should have known, your dear little wife.
34:30Although I seem to remember you telling my wife that it was...
34:32Was he single?
34:34I am.
34:35Already.
34:36So who is this Mrs. Johnson?
34:37Magic Johnson's wife?
34:40It's my mother.
34:42His mother.
34:43Oh, yeah.
34:45So the one who gives him the champagne is his beloved mother.
34:50How pretty!
34:52Oh, Mom!
34:52He has come to visit his son.
34:54Can I meet her?
34:55Of course.
34:56Mama Johnson!
34:57Mama Johnson!
34:58Get out!
34:58Come out, we want to meet you!
35:00How are you?
35:00How was your vacation?
35:03Very well thank you.
35:04I'll bring you the champagne right away.
35:06This is something to celebrate.
35:07Ha ha!
35:25I am on vacation.
35:26Someone!
35:27Applause!
35:28Applause!
35:30Applause!
35:32Applause!
35:33Thank you!
36:03Thank you!
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