- hace 3 meses
Los Fawlty están muy contentos con su nuevo chef, Kurt. Se lo recomendó su amigo André, que regenta un buen restaurante en la ciudad. En general, está funcionando bastante bien y deciden organizar una velada gourmet los jueves para intentar atraer, al menos en opinión de Basil, a una clientela de mayor categoría. Kurt se lleva bien con todo el mundo y parece tener un interés especial en Manuel. Cuando por fin llega el gran día, solo tienen cuatro reservas para el comedor, lo que Sybil achaca al anuncio de Basil en el periódico local en el que dice «no se admite gentuza», y parece que hay algo sobre Kurt que André se olvidó de mencionar. Se desata el caos cuando un Basil frenético intenta compensar sus errores colectivos.
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00:00FALTY TANGLES
00:06It is so difficult for you to start
00:27Don't you understand that if you don't work you're of no use to me?
00:36Behave yourself, okay?
00:51Be a good boy
00:52Come on
00:55Let's see
00:57Mr. Falti, Mr. Falti, Mr. Falti
00:59It's ringing
01:01That?
01:02It's ringing
01:02The phone
01:04Where is Sibyl?
01:07Stuff?
01:08Where is Sibyl?
01:11He feels... weak
01:13We wrecked me again, please
01:15I am perfectly fine
01:16But where is my wife?
01:18He's not here
01:19It's there
01:20Where?
01:23It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter
01:24Okay, leave it all in my hands.
01:26I'll fix the car, I'll answer the phone
01:28Then put me in handcuffs and a blindfold.
01:30And I will clean the windows
01:31Inside? Inside?
01:33I know what's inside now!
01:34This way, this way.
01:35I know the way, I'm the owner of the hotel.
01:39I'll see, tell me.
01:41Oh, André, thanks for calling.
01:45It's wonderful.
01:46We are absolutely delighted with it.
01:48Seriously, André, it's magnificent.
01:50This, Basil's wife.
01:52This, Basil.
01:53This, slap.
01:57Wait a second, André.
02:00Basil?
02:00Yes, Sibyl.
02:01Have you already put the car in the garden?
02:03Yes, I'm on it, dear.
02:04You're not trying to fix it yourself, are you, Basil?
02:06Oh, have you seen what brand is here?
02:07Did you hear what I said?
02:08Yes, I heard you. It's a scratch.
02:10Take it to a mechanic, Basil.
02:12Yeah, I was just taking a look.
02:14Excuse me, André, where were we?
02:15Oh yeah, he's the best chef I've ever met.
02:19You don't know how much I appreciate you sending it to us.
02:23André, could you come over for dinner on Sunday?
02:25We would like to ask you for advice on a topic.
02:28So, okay, we'll see you for dinner on Sunday.
02:34Hello, Polly.
02:35Are you coming for a toast, Mrs. Folti?
02:36Toast.
02:37I have sold a painting.
02:38Oh really?
02:38Nice to meet you.
02:39Hello.
02:40Hello.
02:41Hello.
02:41Kurt, André is coming for dinner on Sunday.
02:43Good.
02:44I thought you were putting the car in.
02:46Are you eating another one?
02:47It's the first one.
02:48You've had more than enough, Basil.
02:50Please take care of the car.
02:51Well, Mr. Folti.
02:52Superb, Kurt.
02:53Do you want, Mr. Folti?
02:55Thanks, Polly.
02:56Are you going to take care of the car?
02:57Right away, my dear piranha.
02:59What's the party all about, Polly?
03:01I have sold a painting.
03:02For money?
03:03I bought it, Mr. Folti.
03:05He is very talented.
03:06Oh no, Polly.
03:07I don't want to.
03:08Come on.
03:08No, thanks.
03:09I bought it to thank you.
03:10Don't insist.
03:11Don't you like it?
03:12Too much.
03:13But not when I'm working.
03:14Drink it for me, Paolo.
03:16Ah, cheers.
03:17Cheers, Basil.
03:18It smelled good.
03:20This is it, Mr. Folti.
03:21Polly has something special.
03:23Oh yeah, huh?
03:24Don't you think you made a good purchase?
03:26Yeah.
03:27Do you get a prize if you guess what it is?
03:29It's Paolo.
03:30That?
03:31They were heard!
03:32Where?
03:33Paolo is my friend.
03:34We're good friends, huh?
03:35Sure.
03:36It's very modern, very socialist.
03:38Something to remind us of him when he's gone.
03:41Are you still here, Basil?
03:42No, I left a couple of minutes ago, but I came back to say goodbye.
03:46No, no, Paolo, no.
03:48Look.
03:49Like this, like this.
03:50Oh, I love it.
03:52You can make me one.
03:52Oh really?
03:53From Paolo?
03:54Yes, it will look great on Basil's nightstand.
03:56I have sold as many in a single day as Van Gogh sold in his entire life.
03:59Ah, but he didn't have Paolo as a model.
04:18Mmm, that's delicious.
04:26I told you, he's one of the best.
04:27He's almost as good as you, André.
04:29It is absolutely divine.
04:31Basil, it's a bit of a turn-on for you.
04:32Mmm, that's very good.
04:33Oh, look at him.
04:35The only place I've seen him eat is at your restaurant, André.
04:38Look at you erasing like a hamster.
04:40Don't exaggerate.
04:41We're going to buy him a very large wheel to spin around in his spare time.
04:45Otherwise, you'll get a baby bump.
04:47I thought we were going to talk about cabin boy's day, civil.
04:50Look how it must be that his pants zipper has popped off.
04:56What's wrong, honey?
04:57What are you giving him for dinner, André?
04:59No, honey, I'm giving it to you, tacitly.
05:02I have to go talk to the guests.
05:03Why don't you drink another vat of wine while you're at it?
05:05Cuba of...
05:06Is the soup good, Major Gowen?
05:10It tastes a little strange to me, Fawlty.
05:12It's made with fresh mushrooms, Major Gowen.
05:15Ah, that explains everything.
05:16Good evening, is everything to your liking?
05:20Yes, thanks.
05:21I don't like French fries.
05:23Sorry?
05:24Potatoes are disgusting.
05:26Oh yeah? What's wrong with them?
05:27They are badly cut and are rubbish.
05:29I'm afraid that at home we all cook it to his liking.
05:32I understand, I understand.
05:34At least it's better than this pig slop.
05:36Ronald, please.
05:37These eggs look like he laid them.
05:38Ronald!
05:40Listen, boy.
05:42You shut up, leave him alone.
05:43He is very intelligent, although a little rude.
05:46Yes, yes, it shows.
05:48Don't they have proper potatoes?
05:50They are proper French fries, French style.
05:52The chef is from the continent.
05:53Haven't you found an English one?
05:55Why don't you try an egg?
05:56Let's see if you like them.
05:57They are badly cut.
05:58Oh my God.
05:59How do they usually cut it?
06:00Shaped like Mickey Mouse?
06:01Jelly bean shape?
06:02Seaplane shape landing?
06:04Finger-in-the-eye shape?
06:06This guy is an idiot.
06:08Ronald.
06:09Do you want us to bring you something else, son?
06:11Bring me some bread and salad dressing.
06:14To eat?
06:15Look, there's the bread.
06:16You can spread mayonnaise on it.
06:17I said salad cream, stupid.
06:20We don't have salad cream.
06:21The mayonnaise is fresh.
06:22The chef prepared it this morning.
06:24This is bullshit.
06:26It's very good.
06:27He likes salad cream.
06:28It looks like a lot of vomit.
06:30But it's a fresh vomit.
06:31Why did he say that?
06:33May I ask why you don't have salad dressing?
06:36In most restaurants...
06:37You see, the chef only buys it on very special occasions, like gourmet day or something like that.
06:42But when he has a bottle, he is extraordinary.
06:45You can unscrew the cap like Gobert Charrier.
06:47It is worth seeing.
06:48And then, right to the plate.
06:51It doesn't splash anyone.
06:52Magic.
06:53I warn you that he is also a magician with the laberlatas.
06:54They have given him a Pulitzer Prize.
06:56He's capable of emptying the can into the pot before you can say,
06:59Ot Cuisine!
06:59Whatever they ask for.
07:00He will heat it up immediately to serve it to you.
07:02Of course, such a skill cannot be acquired overnight.
07:05Anyway, I'll tell him to buy some salad dressing.
07:07Henry Kissinger can come to dinner when you least expect it.
07:10Oh!
07:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
07:13He is very attentive.
07:15No, no, really.
07:16I think it's a very good idea.
07:17Oh really?
07:18I promise you.
07:19The people in this area are increasingly fond of good food.
07:22That doesn't fit with these clients, Chusmeingrante.
07:24There are always some, Mr. Fulti.
07:26No, not on gourmet day.
07:27None of these jerks will be there.
07:30André thinks the best day is Thursday.
07:32Thursday?
07:33I think so.
07:34Well, the rest of the days we'll serve boiled potatoes and a couple of dead dogs as a side dish.
07:38Oh, Basil!
07:40So it's decided.
07:42Good, and I'm also very happy for Kurt.
07:44It will be good for him to have to prepare a special menu.
07:47Well, I'll go talk to him. Do you mind?
07:49No, of course not.
07:50I'll go on Monday to tell them to print the menus.
07:52You can do the cops.
07:53He can't.
07:53Yes, you can.
07:54He can't.
07:54Yes, you can.
07:55He can't.
07:55Yes, you can.
07:56No.
07:56Yes, you can.
07:58You can put the announcement on the echo.
08:00Try not to make it too cheesy, Basil.
08:02I don't want to scare people away.
08:03I just want to discourage the rabble.
08:05Good luck in your new position.
08:07Glad to see you here.
08:08Thank you very much for...
08:10Well, you know.
08:10It was nothing.
08:12Nice to meet you, Paolo.
08:13He's my best friend.
08:14Another day I'll make spaghetti for both of us.
08:16Very good.
08:17And Kurt?
08:18Don't you trust me?
08:20Bye bye.
08:20Bye bye.
08:21Paolo, you and I together will make Fawlty Towers.
08:24Famous for its cuisine.
08:25Stuff?
08:26Excellent.
08:27Superior.
08:27Con no situ.
08:29Oh, you're a sweetheart.
08:32Paolo.
08:38Bring a clean one.
08:40Cleaner.
08:44It's gotten dirty again.
08:48Do you like the menu, Mr. Fawlty?
08:49At all.
08:50Thank you.
08:51That?
08:52Thank you.
08:53Thank you so much.
08:53Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
08:57Thank you.
09:00Basil, guess who just called to cancel their reservation?
09:04Who?
09:05The Custers.
09:05That?
09:06All four?
09:07Wonderful, don't you think?
09:09What have they told you?
09:10That one is sick.
09:11I hope the prognosis is serious.
09:14We will only have four guests for our grand opening dinner.
09:18It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
09:19It doesn't matter?
09:20There are only four of us serving you in the kitchen, Basil.
09:23But look, four people, Colonel Kurt and his wife, both justices of the peace.
09:27And Lionel Twitchen, one of Torquay's leading notaries.
09:30We're going to become famous.
09:31This year he is the club's treasurer.
09:33I shouldn't have let you go and place the ad.
09:35Look, what you put is not allowed, rabble.
09:37When you offer a haute cuisine dinner, it's not for the working class to poke their nose into.
09:42All good?
09:43Where is Kurt?
09:44He went with Paolo to get wine from the winery.
09:46Good.
09:47It seems that everything is going well.
09:49You two, go back to your room.
09:51That?
09:51They can't come in here today, they don't remember.
09:53The dining room is beautiful.
09:55What have they cooked?
09:56I'll send you a menu with the bread and cheese.
09:57Now go, out.
09:59Basil, they're here.
10:00That?
10:01The Kurts have already arrived.
10:02Bye bye.
10:03Go back, go back to your rooms.
10:05Mr. Folt and I...
10:06Mr. Folt and I are enraged.
10:09Not now, Paolo.
10:10Sorry.
10:12When I went for my walk this morning, I thought it was going to be very hot.
10:17But as the hours passed, the day became...
10:20It has become very cool.
10:23And by late afternoon it had clouded over, contrary to what the weather report had announced, of course.
10:29It wouldn't be surprising if it ended up raining tonight.
10:32But it's been a beautiful summer, don't you think?
10:35Oh, yes, yes, yes.
10:35Oh, Colonel, it's a pleasure to see you.
10:38Sorry.
10:38Nice to see you again.
10:40We met last year at the Golf Club dinner.
10:42Do you remember?
10:44I don't remember.
10:45Oh, right.
10:46We don't really talk much.
10:47We just said good morning to each other.
10:48If I had blinked I wouldn't have been seen.
10:51And that's what you did.
10:52Is it understandable?
10:54That?
10:55Sorry.
10:56Yeah.
10:59How is your lovely daughter?
11:00He has died.
11:03I like your suit.
11:04It's beautiful.
11:05The stripes run up and down it really seamlessly.
11:08How much did it cost you?
11:09Who are you?
11:10I don't even know his name.
11:15How is?
11:16That?
11:17My name.
11:18Oh, meet my husband Basil Fulti.
11:21That is.
11:22That?
11:22Delighted.
11:23Delighted.
11:23Introduces you to my wife.
11:24If she is the one who introduced me to you.
11:26Oh, what a coincidence.
11:27Yeah.
11:28I don't think you know my wife.
11:30Dead.
11:31Yeah.
11:31Meet Mrs. Cort.
11:37Oh, excuse me.
11:39I hadn't seen her.
11:40Don't get up.
11:41Okay.
11:44What would you like to drink, Mrs. Cort?
11:46So short?
11:47Yeah.
11:47Small or...
11:48A sherry?
11:51Would you like a sherry?
11:52A very friendly sherry.
11:53Very good.
11:54Big or very...
11:56Not very big.
11:57Two small and dry ones.
11:59I wouldn't say that.
12:00That?
12:02Don't know.
12:03Two small glasses of dry sherry.
12:05Ah, I understand now.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:07Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Twitchen.
12:09Good afternoon.
12:10Welcome to Fulti Towers.
12:12Good night.
12:12What an act of faith on your part to attend our humble culinary suaree.
12:16It is a pleasure to support any initiative in Torquí.
12:19It's a very original idea.
12:20I hope it works.
12:21We have great confidence in this.
12:23Mr. Fulti.
12:24Oh, Polly, will you take Mrs. Twitchen's coat, please?
12:26Yes of course.
12:27Thank you so much.
12:27Would you please come here?
12:28Mr. Fulti.
12:29Yeah.
12:29Can I talk to you?
12:31Yes, this is Polly.
12:32She will be your waitress during dinner.
12:35Tell me.
12:36Is it Kurt?
12:37Yeah.
12:38He is very drunk.
12:40The cake.
12:42That?
12:43The cake is very drunk.
12:45Cake?
12:45There's no cake tonight, Polly.
12:47Come this way.
12:48It has a huge...
12:50hake.
12:52What are you talking about?
12:54He has a chopping board and a cabbage so big he has to push it on all fours.
13:02Excuse me.
13:03Have you been drinking?
13:04No, not me.
13:05Well then stop pretending.
13:07I'm so sorry, Mr. Twitchen.
13:09Would you like to have a...
13:10Polly, leave me alone at once.
13:13Would you like to have a snack before...
13:15Very kind.
13:15Turn around!
13:16Ah!
13:17Sorry, a thread.
13:19Would you like to have a snack while you decide what to order for dinner?
13:23You are very kind, Lot.
13:25Tomato juice, please.
13:26Good, Mr. Twitchen.
13:27Bring me the same.
13:28Thank you.
13:28Very good.
13:29Colonel, Colonel Corti, madam, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs....
13:35Do they know each other?
13:41No, no, you're welcome.
13:42And you?
13:42No.
13:43Great.
13:43Well, what would you like to drink?
13:45That?
13:45Drink?
13:46I didn't understand their names.
13:48Didn't you understand them?
13:49What bad luck!
13:50Good.
13:50Yes, thanks.
13:51And you?
13:52We still don't know his name.
13:53Ah, Folti.
13:54Basil Folti.
13:55Ah, no, no.
13:55Theirs.
13:56Ah, theirs.
13:57Ah, sorry.
13:58I thought it said mine.
13:59Hahaha.
14:00Well, it's hot here.
14:01I'll have a drink too.
14:03Another sherry?
14:04Are you going to introduce us or not?
14:05Haven't I done it?
14:05No.
14:06Ah, sorry.
14:07May I present Mr. and Mrs....
14:09That?
14:10Mr. and Mrs....
14:14Sorry, fainted.
14:20I feel much better now.
14:21I'll bring you the juice from your hand right away.
14:22Escort, there are those who...
14:23My name is Twitcher, nice to meet you.
14:25Would you like to join us?
14:25Yes, thank you very much.
14:26Sit down.
14:27Thank you.
14:29Do you want to see the menu?
14:30Thank you.
14:32What's going on?
14:32First support the bottle.
14:34What do you want?
14:34First support the bottle.
14:35What do you want?
14:36Kurt is drunk.
14:41I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
14:44Drunk?
14:45Virtually unconscious.
14:47Yeah.
14:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
14:55As?
14:56I don't know, it was very fast.
14:58He has argued with Paolo.
14:59Paolo?
15:00He's hung up on him.
15:01That?
15:01Hung, in love.
15:04I'm sorry.
15:06Excuse me a second.
15:07I'll be right back.
15:09I knew it.
15:10I should never have hired a Frenchman.
15:11He's Greek, Mr. Folli.
15:12Greek?
15:13Yeah.
15:13Worse still, they were the inventors.
15:16Kurt.
15:16Give me the bottle.
15:18Come on, give it to me.
15:20Get out.
15:21Leave me alone.
15:21Give me that bottle.
15:22Paolo.
15:28Listen, Kurt.
15:29Paolo says he doesn't love me.
15:31Well, well.
15:31You have to give it time.
15:33I love Paolo.
15:34Well, I'm sure there's a solution.
15:36Give me the bottle.
15:37It's sweet.
15:38Yes, yes, it's sweet.
15:39I know.
15:40It's wonderful.
15:41Yes, yes, I know, I know.
15:43Kurt.
15:50Kurt.
15:51Wake up, wake up.
15:53Quick, bring it to me.
15:54I won't be able to drink it.
15:55He's groggy.
15:55What are you saying?
15:56He has only drunk half a bottle.
15:57Come on.
15:57Come on, Kurt.
15:58Wake up.
15:59Wake up.
16:03Kurt, listen.
16:04Examine me.
16:04I'm going to get into trouble.
16:05Lots of hugs, Catrici.
16:06No hugs.
16:07Thing, Paolo.
16:09And look.
16:10Dead?
16:11Almost dead.
16:12He's just drunk, Paolo.
16:12It's your fault.
16:13Stuff.
16:14You should have been more deferential.
16:15Defe what?
16:16Gentle.
16:16No, you don't understand.
16:18Cost was not enough.
16:19Kiss me again.
16:20And what does it cost you to give it a...?
16:22Mr. Folti, call André.
16:23Can he cook?
16:24I can't tell André to come.
16:25It's open on Thursdays, you blockhead.
16:27Let him cook there and you go get him in the car.
16:32Bright.
16:34Bright.
16:35Go.
16:36It wasn't bad.
16:37The lobster goes crazy.
16:38Yes, but I, however, prefer the turné.
16:40Do you want something else to drink?
16:42No, I don't think so.
16:43Thank you.
16:43You can take note of us.
16:44Yeah.
16:44I'll be right back.
16:46Can't make the lobster?
16:47Sure, sure, I understand.
16:49But, André, I took turns...
16:50Yes, yes, sorry, sorry, sorry.
16:52I...
16:52Ah, yes.
16:52Yes, yes, yes.
16:53Of course I want the duck, it's wonderful.
16:55But couldn't you also make one or two sauces?
16:58Fantastic that is.
16:59Thank you, thank you, André.
17:00Why were you talking to André?
17:02What's happening?
17:02What's happening?
17:02They want to order dinner, Basil.
17:04Entertain them, entertain them.
17:05Entertain them for a while.
17:06Tell them a lie.
17:08What's happening?
17:09Do you want to tell me what you're doing?
17:11We have changed the menu.
17:12Because?
17:13Because?
17:15Because?
17:15Because he's completely gone, past, without knowledge, so André is going to do...
17:19Who?
17:20That?
17:20Who's gone?
17:21Cool.
17:22Who did you think?
17:22Henry Kissinger?
17:24What do you mean he's gone?
17:25He is drunk.
17:27Drunk?
17:27Drunk, cooked, sucked, intoxicated.
17:29Do you understand?
17:30I can't believe it.
17:31Me neither.
17:33Maybe it's a dream.
17:36No, it's not a dream.
17:37I'm awake.
17:38Come on.
17:39André will prepare dinner and I will go get it in the car.
17:42What are you going to do?
17:43Duck!
17:43Duck?
17:44Duck!
17:44Duck!
17:45Yes!
17:45Duck!
17:54I'm so sorry I kept you waiting.
17:56We have already decided what we want.
17:58Yes of course.
17:59My wife will have lobster from the rimeo.
18:01I'm out!
18:02Come, there's a small detail.
18:04I'm afraid they've given you the wrong letter.
18:07This is the menu for tonight.
18:10That?
18:11You see, I'm afraid the chef changed his mind and forgot to say so.
18:14That's right, brilliant, but temperamental.
18:16That?
18:17Has the menu changed?
18:18I'm afraid so.
18:19Yeah, he didn't like it, so he threw it all away.
18:21He is a perfectionist.
18:22The lobster?
18:23Lobster, turn 2.
18:24The whole menu is in the trash.
18:25It's amazing!
18:26Yes, lucky trash can.
18:28Anyway, this is the new menu.
18:30Duck with oranges?
18:32Duck with cherries?
18:34Surprise Duck?
18:36What is Surprise Duck?
18:38It is duck served without orange or cherries.
18:41Is this all there is?
18:43Duck?
18:45Yes, but of course cooked in three different ways.
18:48And what does someone who doesn't like duck do?
18:50Well, if you don't like duck, you can hang around for a bit.
18:54Well, luckily I love it.
18:58Great.
18:58So, duck for four.
19:00You were right.
19:03He'll go get the duck he cooked, André.
19:05Yes, but I don't know what vegetables she cooked.
19:07Three salmon mousses, Poli, and a red mullet with mustard for Mrs. Cort.
19:11Where are the red mullets?
19:12Where are they?
19:13There.
19:14What have you thought of for a side dish, Basil?
19:15Same, same as the other menu, Sibyl.
19:17André isn't going to do anything.
19:18No, no, no.
19:19You and Poli prepare it.
19:20Mustard, mustard.
19:21Here.
19:21The mustard from here.
19:22Bring.
19:22While I go get the duck, you prepare the garnish, okay?
19:25Good.
19:25Ready, Poli?
19:26List.
19:26Paulo?
19:27Yeah.
19:27Poli, those at table nine.
19:29And this one and this other one to table four.
19:30Come on, come on.
19:32Sit down, darling.
19:35That is.
19:36Lady.
19:38No, no, no, no, change them.
19:40Stuff?
19:40That you change them.
19:42Oh, pray.
19:43Hey?
19:43That?
19:43That?
19:44No, no, no, no, the dishes.
19:45Change the plates.
19:46Oh, oh, they're dirty.
19:48I pass them.
19:48No, no, no, no.
19:49Change the plates.
19:53Change the plates.
19:57Turn them upside down from how they are.
19:59Yeah.
19:59Oh, capito, capito, capito.
20:00Sorry, sorry, sorry.
20:01Change, change, change.
20:05Oh!
20:06I'm so sorry, he's Neapolitan.
20:08Excuse me.
20:10I don't know what he saw in you.
20:12Don't you think we should order some wine?
20:20Can you bring me the wine list, Fawlty?
20:22How could it be otherwise, Major?
20:24Colonel!
20:26Everything correct?
20:27Yes, yes, but...
20:29Mrs. Twitchen?
20:30Yes, yes, everything is fine.
20:31Thank you, Mr. Fawlty.
20:31I'm glad, I'm glad.
20:33This is his head.
20:34How are you?
20:36Well, as incredible as it may seem.
20:38The wine list, Colonel.
20:39Thank you so much.
20:40What's up, Petal?
20:43What's going on?
20:44Didn't you like it?
20:46I think I'm going to throw up.
20:48It has a very particular flavor, right?
20:52It's raw, you ignorant fool.
20:54What are you up to, Fawlty?
20:56Is it raw?
20:56Would you prefer one that isn't raw?
20:58Of course.
20:59Well, I'll have it cooked and it will taste even better.
21:02Oh no!
21:03It's raw.
21:04The salmon is raw.
21:05What do we do with it?
21:06Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, listen.
21:08What do we do with this?
21:10Shall we roast it?
21:11If you agree, just say so.
21:14Okay, if it needs to be fried, tell me.
21:19Thank you so much.
21:20Basil, go get the duck.
21:22I'll take care of the fish in the meantime.
21:23Hurry up.
21:24The wine.
21:25That?
21:25Colonel wants wine.
21:26You go, Polly.
21:27It won't hit you.
21:32Have you chosen?
21:33Have you chosen yet, Major?
21:35Colonel?
21:36Have you chosen the wine?
21:38Oh, yes.
21:38Chablis, please.
21:39Thank you.
21:41Waitress?
21:41Yeah.
21:43I found a hair in the mousse.
21:46Don't speak too loudly, or everyone will want one.
21:49That?
21:50I'm sorry.
21:51But...
21:53Get out of the way.
22:01I have to go through.
22:02There was no need to...
22:03I'm so sorry about what happened.
22:04Yours is right away.
22:18André, Mr. Holti, here you go.
22:20It has turned out really exquisite.
22:22Very good.
22:23Delicious.
22:23Great.
22:24The lid?
22:24Come on, kid, the lid.
22:26She is incompetent.
22:27There it is.
22:27Thank you.
22:27Here you are.
22:28And don't forget the sauces.
22:29Carefully.
22:31Bye bye.
22:31Thank you, André.
22:32It has been a pleasure being able to help you.
22:33Bye bye.
22:34Good luck.
22:34Let's go!
22:54Isn't it good?
22:55No, no, no, no.
22:56It's very nice.
23:04The duck is here.
23:25Good.
23:25Quick, put it in the cart.
23:27And congratulations.
23:28Congratulations to everyone.
23:29Paolo, prepare the cart.
23:30Ready?
23:31Well, let's go there.
23:32Basil.
23:32Oh my God!
23:35Look what you've done to me, you wicked bitch!
23:37One moment.
23:38That?
23:38I think it can be fixed.
23:39Yes, yes.
23:40You're right.
23:41Ah!
23:42Oh!
23:43Ah!
23:43Oh!
23:44Oh!
23:44Let it go!
23:46Let it go!
23:48Look!
23:49Look how he is!
23:50Can I help you?
23:51Go kill yourself!
23:52No no.
23:53Not yet.
23:54First call André and tell him we need another one.
23:57Distract them.
23:58That?
23:59Entertain them however you can!
24:00André, I'm Sibyl Fonti.
24:02I'm afraid we've trampled on it.
24:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
24:20Alright.
24:21No, no, no.
24:22Hello, André, where are you?
24:33Don't worry, Mr. Folky, you've got it ready.
24:35It turned out just as good as the other one.
24:37Okay, wait, what?
24:39No, no, no, no, something important is missing.
24:41No, no, leave it, André, I don't need them.
24:43Seriously, seriously, I don't need them.
24:45Well, whatever you say
24:45Well, goodbye.
24:46All good?
24:47Yes, goodbye
24:47Goodbye, Mr. Folky
24:52Start
25:02Come on!
25:06No, no, no, no!
25:09Olé!
25:09Thank you!
25:17I never ever say no
25:21I'm a cool girl
25:24I'm out of the way!
25:39Come on!
25:41Go, go!
25:44Let's go!
25:45Go ahead, you damn bastard!
25:50Come on!
25:51Oh my God!
25:53I'm warning you!
25:54If you don't start!
25:57I'm going to count to three
25:59One
26:00Two
26:01And three
26:02Good!
26:04It's over!
26:05Listen, you moron
26:06From the beginning you've liked to make me look ridiculous, haven't you?
26:09That's over, I warn you.
26:11You're going to pay me for all the chores one by one, I swear.
26:14Well, you wanted it.
26:15I'm going to spank you
26:16What should have been done a long time ago?
26:29He falls at my feet
26:31How to say no?
26:34I don't know how to say no
26:38Wonderful
26:44Thank you, thank you
26:46Lack...
26:48There's a long way to go for the duck
26:50Oh, right away, full
26:51Uncle Ted came into the house with that brown jalopy
27:04And my mother said
27:08Oh, look who's come!
27:10And he said
27:10Ready, Polly?
27:14List
27:14Don't forget the sauces
27:15I have them
27:16Come on
27:16Ladies and gentlemen
27:21Sorry to have kept you waiting.
27:25Who ordered jelly?
27:53That?
27:55And you leave him the strip, Mrs. Cort?
27:57What's up with the duck, Fawlty?
28:04It's over
28:05Thank you!
28:07Thank you!
28:07Thank you!
28:08Thank you!
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