00:07Season's Greetings, Wins and Limes!
00:16Everybody, look! It's the nerd of Christmas past!
00:22Uncle Steve, why are you wearing a fire extinguisher?
00:27Richie, this is my latest invention. The amazing Urkel Super Turbo Tree Flocker.
00:35A tree-flocker?
00:36Yep, I can flock anything in less than 30 seconds.
00:41Go home, Steve.
00:45Fiddly-D, what's this I see? Could it be a Christmas tree?
00:52Steve, go.
00:54I cannot go. Oh, my, I know. Why, this Christmas tree is without snow.
01:01I'm not interested.
01:02Oh, gosh, oh, gee, a cranky mocker. So rest your cushion, this here rocker.
01:08While I demonstrate my Turbo Flocker.
01:11What is this?
01:30Ah!
01:31Come on, come on!
02:05Come on, come on!
02:07Did I do that?
02:13Yeah, do it again!
02:27It's a rare condition, this day and age
02:31To read any good news on the newspaper page
02:35And love and tradition of the grand design
02:38Some people say it's even harder to find
02:42Well, then there must be some magic clue
02:46Inside these gentle walls
02:49Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
02:53Real love bursting out of every scene
02:57Cause days go by
03:01It's the bigger love of the family
03:05It's the bigger love of the family
03:14It's the bigger love of the family
03:45It's the bigger love of the family
03:48It's the bigger love of the family
03:57Yeah, it's the bigger love of the family
04:05Christmas tree.
04:08And doing a little last-minute Christmas shopping?
04:11My cheerleading squad was handing out toys to orphan kids,
04:14so while I was here, I picked up this gift I had on layaway.
04:17Well, it's snowing to beat the band,
04:19and you can catch your death, young lady.
04:21Now, come along and let me drive you home.
04:24Whoa!
04:28Steve!
04:29Don't worry, I'm fine.
04:31This bag broke my fall.
04:36And my fall broke this bag.
04:42Steve, this was a crystal vase for my mother.
04:45Well, don't worry.
04:47I'll give you the gift I got for my mom.
04:49A handsome pair of earth shoes.
04:54I have had it with you, Steve.
04:56Now wind up that car and drive out of my life.
04:59Now, Laura, you don't mean that.
05:01Yes, I do.
05:02I don't want to think about you.
05:04I don't want to talk about you.
05:05And I don't want to hear about you.
05:08From now on, you don't exist.
05:10Now go.
05:15All right, Laura.
05:17I'll go.
05:23But I'll never stop loving you.
05:28You always do this.
05:30You mess up my life, and then when I get mad at you, you make me feel guilty about it.
05:36Well, this time, it isn't going to work.
05:41You know what?
05:43What?
05:44I wish you knew what it was like to be me.
05:55Here we go.
05:57Now go.
06:11Okay.
06:15Yourx one.
06:28I'm sorry, I didn't see you sit down.
06:30Like you appeared out of thin air.
06:32I did.
06:39Now, don't be frightened, Lord.
06:43How'd you know my name?
06:44I've never seen you before.
06:46I know, but I've been watching you ever since the day you were born.
06:51I'm your guardian angel.
06:55Goodbye.
07:20I told you I'm an angel.
07:24Oh, yeah.
07:25Well, then where are your wings and your heart?
07:27I haven't gotten my wings yet.
07:29And I play the keyboard.
07:34Look, you better leave me alone.
07:35My dad's a cop.
07:36I'm not chill, baby girl.
07:38You still don't believe me, do you?
07:40Well, check this out.
07:44What's that?
07:45That's my remote control.
07:47Well, what is it control?
07:48Just about everything.
07:49Oh, like, uh, you tired of snow?
08:00That could have been a coincidence.
08:02Oh, let's try this one.
08:06All right.
08:11Whoa.
08:13Now, that's good.
08:14Oh, thank you very much.
08:16You should hear me play keyboards.
08:17I do this Ray Charles number.
08:18This is serious.
08:22You're really my guardian angel?
08:25Yep, Tyrone P. Jackson.
08:26But, uh, you can call me Ty.
08:28You see, I was sent down here to grant you a wish.
08:32Wish?
08:32Mm-hmm.
08:33And if I do a good job, I get my wings.
08:36Oh, really?
08:37Yeah.
08:37You know if you go to a restaurant in heaven
08:39and you don't have your wings,
08:40they sit you right next to the kitchen.
08:43You said something about granting my wish.
08:46What wish?
08:48You wish that Steve Urkel could find out
08:51what it's like to be you.
08:53So here we go.
08:55Ha-ha.
08:58Hey, that's my house.
09:01Yep, we're watching ABC,
09:03the angel broadcasting channel.
09:05Great reception.
09:12I'm flat broke, Dad.
09:14Could you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping?
09:18How much do you need?
09:20Well, now, that depends.
09:23How nice a gift do you want?
09:27I tell you what.
09:28Why not give me cash for Christmas?
09:30Thanks for the present, son.
09:33Dad, cash is so impersonal.
09:38Edward, why can't you manage money like your brother Steve?
09:42He finished his shopping weeks ago
09:44and never asked me for a penny.
09:50Hey, Dad.
09:51Edward.
09:52I'm going to the mall to help hand out toys to orphan kids.
09:55That's wonderful, son.
10:00Look at him.
10:02Charming, handsome, popular.
10:05Steve is the perfect son.
10:09Steve is my brother?
10:10No, he's Eddie's brother.
10:13Remember, you wish that Steve could find out
10:15what it's like to be you.
10:16Now, you're about to find out
10:18what it's like to be Steve Urkel.
10:35Steven's greetings, Winslow.
10:50That horrible-looking person is me?
10:53Afraid so.
10:54You're the Winslow family's annoying next-door neighbor,
10:57Laura Urkel.
11:00I look like a total geek.
11:02Turn it off.
11:03No, no, no, not yet.
11:04See, you know what it looks like to be Steve Urkel,
11:07but you don't know what it feels like.
11:12Hey!
11:13What are you doing?
11:16Hi, Carl.
11:19And I'll
11:21sting my little stud muppet.
11:30What do you want, Laura?
11:32Your hand in marriage,
11:33but I'll settle for our Christmas camp.
11:38Forget it.
11:40Aw, come on.
11:41Lay one on me, macho man.
11:47Get lost, Laura.
11:49All right, all right!
11:52Yeah, why are you so happy?
11:54He just told you to get lost.
11:55I know, but he said,
11:58get lost, Laura.
12:00Yesterday, it was get lost, Fido face.
12:05I'm wearing you down, baby.
12:13I'm wearing you down!
12:14Yeah!
12:19Okay, coming through.
12:24Oh, wow.
12:26That's great.
12:27Honey, that's great.
12:28Hey, what you got there, big gal?
12:32It's a gingerbread house.
12:33It took me two whole days to finish it.
12:35Oh, can I be the first to lick your chimney?
12:39Laura?
12:39Hey, hey, hey, be careful.
12:41This is a work of art.
12:42No, it's a work of Harriet.
12:44Get it?
12:45Art, Harriet.
12:50Go home, Laura.
12:55Well, I can't right now.
12:57Why not?
12:58Well, I invented an automatic poultry stuffer.
13:01Unfortunately, the pesky machine
13:03mistook my mom for a Christmas goose.
13:06Ooh.
13:07Yo, what'd she say?
13:09Well, she said...
13:16Whoa!
13:17Whoa!
13:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:39Did I do that?
13:48Yeah.
13:49And I'm gonna do this.
13:51Come here!
13:54Come on.
13:56Come on.
13:57Harriet.
13:58Edward, I'm gonna take your mother upstairs.
14:01Good idea.
14:01Is your gun up there?
14:03Come on!
14:08Are you okay, my precious pudding pop?
14:13Laura, I am not your pudding pop,
14:16and I never will be.
14:18Oh, yes, you will.
14:20One day, my charms will overwhelm you,
14:23and then you'll fall into my arms,
14:25and I'll bear you a busload of fine,
14:29strong sons.
14:53Listen to me.
14:55Try and pay attention to what I'm saying, Laura, okay?
14:58Okay?
14:59Are you paying attention, Laura?
15:00Oh, you have beautiful eyes.
15:01Well, thank you, Laura.
15:02And your nostrils are perfect.
15:04Quiet!
15:05Oh, they flared.
15:06Whoa, daddy.
15:08Hormone rush!
15:16Just, just stop it.
15:18Stop it.
15:19I have had it with you, Laura.
15:21I want you out of my life.
15:23Oh, you don't mean that, Sweetums.
15:24Oh, yes, I do.
15:25I don't want to think about you.
15:27I don't want to talk about you,
15:28and I don't want to hear about you.
15:30From this moment on, you don't exist.
15:34Now go!
15:41Alright.
15:44I'll go.
15:52But I'll never stop loving you.
15:59Goodbye, Steve.
16:01Goodbye, and good riddance.
16:02Goodbye, and good riddance.
16:32but but what but I have feelings just like anybody else I mean I love Steve
16:41with all my heart but he didn't love me back it was awful oh really you know
16:50what I should have been nicer to Steve I wish I hadn't yelled at him and hurt
16:58his feelings bingo now that's the wish I'm really here to grant it is that's
17:06right well take care baby girl I've got to get back to my Christmas shopping I've
17:11got to find a present for God talk about the man who has everything he's never
17:19surprised wait what's gonna happen to me well you wish that you could be nice to
17:30Steve so I'ma send you back in time give you a second chance well will you get
17:35your wings I don't know but keep your eyes peeled because every time a star lights
17:42up and angel gets the swings well I sure hope you get yours me too so long Laura so
17:54long time Merry Christmas thanks
18:15now come along and let me drive you home
18:24Steve don't worry I'm fine this bag broke my fall
18:31and my fall broke this bag
18:41hey don't worry about it the important thing is you're okay
18:45what
18:51Steve will you drive me home
18:53why I must have an eardrum on the front
18:56it sounded like you just asked me to drive you home
19:01I did and if you're not too busy I'd like for you to spend Christmas Eve with me and my
19:07family
19:09is that all right with you is Mrs. Claus a chubby chaser
19:15why I'll be there baby with the jingle bells on
19:46ready one two three
19:52hey dad the star didn't light up
19:55oh great now I have to unplug everything to find out the problem
20:00oh don't worry about it Carl the tree looks beautiful
20:03yeah Carl relax have a glass of egg now
20:08Laura
20:15Laura
20:16I sure was shocked when you invited me to spend Christmas Eve with you
20:20you were
20:21why yes I can only think of two reasons why you would extend such a wonderful invitation
20:26well either your feelings for me have changed
20:30or
20:31you've suffered a nervous breakdown
20:35actually my feelings about you have changed
20:37oh oh oh
20:39the work
20:40the years
20:41the groveling
20:44but but not the way you think
20:46wow
20:48let's just put it this way
20:51from now on
20:52I'm gonna try very hard not to hurt your feelings
20:57you love me don't you
21:00hey look at the star
21:17way to go Ty
21:23uh
21:24uh
21:25Alara
21:25who are you talking to
21:27oh my guardian angel
21:29he just got his wings
21:31oh
21:32of course
21:36nervous breakdown
21:42o come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant
21:51o come ye o come ye to Bethlehem
21:59come and behold him
22:04born the king of angels
22:08o come let us adore him
22:13o come let us adore him
22:17o come let us adore him
22:31o come look at us
22:35o come let us adore him
22:37all of us
22:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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