00:00One double room without Bath, the 16th, 17th and 18th.
00:24Yes, and if you'd be so good as to confirm by letter. Thank you so much. Goodbye.
00:28Have you made up the bill for room 12, Basil? No, I haven't yet, no.
00:31Well, they're in a hurry. Polly says they didn't get their alarm call.
00:35And, Basil, please get that picture up. It's been there for a week.
00:38It's been there since Monday, Sybil. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Good morning.
00:43Friday, set...
00:45Manuel, there is too much butter on those trays.
00:55There is too much butter on those trays.
00:58No, no, no, senor. Not, not on those trays. No, sir. Uno, dos, tres.
01:06No, dos, tres.
01:07No, no, no. Hay mucho burro ali.
01:10Okay?
01:11Hay mucho burro ali.
01:13Ah, mantequilla.
01:15What?
01:15Okay.
01:16Mantequilla. Burro is, is, um, uh, y o.
01:20No, burro. Burro is y o, y o.
01:24Manuel, Manuel, por favor, momento.
01:26Si, si, si, si.
01:27I...
01:27Nothing, dear. I'm just dealing with it.
01:29He speak good, how you say.
01:31English.
01:33Mantequilla.
01:34Solamente dos.
01:36Dos.
01:38Well, don't look at me. You're the one who's supposed to be able to speak it.
01:40Two pieces. Two each.
01:43Arriba, arriba.
01:44I don't know why you wanted to hire him, Basil.
01:49Because he's cheap and keen to learn, dear.
01:51And in this day and age...
01:52But why did you say you could speak the language?
01:54I learned classical Spanish, not the strange dialect he seems to have picked up.
01:58Be quicker to train a monkey.
02:01Morning, Miss Gatsby. Morning, Miss Tibbs.
02:03Good morning.
02:03Good morning.
02:08Basil.
02:08Yes, dear?
02:09Are you going to hang the picture?
02:11Yes, I am, dear. Yes, yes.
02:12When?
02:12Well, when I've...
02:13When I've...
02:14Hmm?
02:14Well, why don't you do it now?
02:15Well, I'm doing this, dear. I'm doing the menu.
02:17Well, you've got all morning to do the menu.
02:18Why don't you hang the picture now?
02:21Well?
02:21Yes, all right. I won't do the menu.
02:23I don't think you've realized how long it takes to do the menu.
02:24But no, it doesn't matter. I'll hang the picture now.
02:26If the menu's late for lunch, it doesn't matter.
02:28The guests can all come and look at the picture until they are ready, right?
02:31Lower.
02:34Lower.
02:35Up a bit.
02:37Thank you, dear. Thank you so much.
02:39I don't know where I'd be without you.
02:41The land of the living, probably.
02:47Yes?
02:48Er, could we have our bill, please?
02:51Well, can you wait a minute?
02:52Well, I'm afraid we're a bit late for our train.
02:54We didn't get our alarm call.
02:57Right!
02:58That was like a tribe, you know.
03:00We do have staff problems. I'm so sorry it's not all done by magic.
03:03Basil, are you doing the menu?
03:05No, I'm not doing the menu, dear.
03:06I'm doing the bill for these charming people who are in a hurry.
03:08I'm sorry to cause all this trouble, but the reason we're late is we didn't get our alarm call.
03:13Oh, dear. I am sorry. Basil, why didn't they get their alarm call?
03:16Because I forgot.
03:18I am so sorry I am not perfect.
03:21There you are.
03:22There's the bill. Perhaps you'll pay my wife.
03:23I had to put the picture up.
03:25There aren't any dustbins to be cleaned out.
03:27Newspapers!
03:28Thank you, sir.
03:30Thank you, sir.
03:35Goodbye.
03:36See you again.
03:40Don't forget the picture, Basil.
03:42I won't, dear. Leave it to me.
03:43I'm going out now. I expect you to be out when I come back.
03:47Drive carefully, dear.
03:50Morning, Major.
03:51Morning, Volody.
03:52I do apologise for the tardiness of the arrival of your newspaper this morning, Major.
03:55I will speak to them again, see if something can be done.
03:58Ah, more strikes.
03:59Dustman, post office.
04:01Oh, makes you want to cry, doesn't it?
04:02What's happened to the old idea of doing something for your fellow man?
04:05Of service.
04:06I mean, today, people just...
04:07Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming.
04:09Wait a moment.
04:11I treat you like dirt, you know.
04:12Of course, it's pure ignorance.
04:14What a class of guests.
04:15Ah, Dolly Vera made a hundred.
04:17Did he?
04:17Yes.
04:17Did he, really?
04:18Good for him.
04:19Good old Dolly.
04:20Oh, thank you, boy.
04:23Ah, we'll only stay until Sunday.
04:26Right, thank you.
04:50Oh, I thought you were going out, dear.
04:55What's this?
04:57I decided, Sybil, to advertise...
04:59How much did it cost?
05:00Oh, I have...
05:01Fifteen.
05:02Forty.
05:03Forty?
05:03I have told you where we advertise.
05:07Sybil, I know the hotel business.
05:09No, you don't, Basil.
05:10Sybil, we've got to try and attract a better class of person.
05:13Why?
05:14Well, we're losing tone.
05:16You're making money.
05:17Yes, yes.
05:18Just?
05:19Yes, but now we can try and build up a higher class of clientele.
05:23Turn away some of that riffraff.
05:24So long as they pay their bills, Basil.
05:26It's not all that matters to you, Sybil.
05:28Money!
05:29This advertisement is a waste of £40.
05:31One moment.
05:32One moment, please.
05:35Well?
05:37Well?
05:37My dear woman, Sir Richard and Lady Morris arriving this evening for two nights.
05:40You see, they saw our advertisement in Country Life.
05:43I wish they were staying a week.
05:44Well, so do I.
05:45Might pay for the ad, then.
05:46Sybil, look, if we can attract this class of customer, I mean, the sky's the limit.
05:51I think, Basil, 22 rooms is the limit.
05:54Have you seen the people in room six?
05:57They've never even sat on chairs before.
05:59They're the commonest, vulgarest, most of them.
06:13Hello.
06:16Got a room?
06:19I beg your pardon?
06:20Got a room for tonight, mate.
06:24Now, shall I have to see, sir?
06:25A single?
06:26Yeah.
06:27No, make it a double.
06:28I feel lucky today.
06:32Hello.
06:33Good morning.
06:37Only joking.
06:39No, we haven't.
06:39What?
06:40We haven't any rooms.
06:41Good day.
06:41Number seven is free, Basil.
06:43What?
06:43No, Mr. Tone is in number seven, dear.
06:45No, he left while you were putting the picture up, Basil.
06:48You had luggage, sir?
06:49Just one case.
06:51In the car.
06:53The white sports.
06:55Fill this in, would you, sir?
06:56If you can.
07:00I hope you enjoy your stay, Mr. Brown.
07:02Manuel, would you fetch this gentleman's case from the car outside to take to room seven?
07:11He's not easy for me.
07:12What?
07:13He's not easy for me, entender.
07:15Ah, it's not easy for you to understand.
07:17Manuel, we're training him.
07:19He's from Barcelona.
07:20No, no.
07:22In Spain.
07:23Obtener la valiza.
07:25Okay?
07:26La valiza en el auto bianco sportif y a la sala siete, por favor.
07:37Pronto?
07:39He's impossible.
07:40What?
07:40He's impossible.
07:41Look, it's perfectly simple.
07:42Manuel, si vas, y busca mi equipaje que esté en el automovil blanco y lo trae a la sala
07:49número siete.
07:50Señor, habla español.
07:52Oh, solo un poco, lo siento.
07:54Pero que he olvidado mucho.
07:56No, señor, habla muy bien.
07:57Muy, muy bien.
07:58Formidable.
07:58Gracias, gracias.
08:00No voy a coger ahora.
08:06Well, if there's anything else, I'm sure Manuel will be able to tell you, as you seem to
08:10get on so well together.
08:12All right, key.
08:12Hello, dear.
08:37Just doing the picture.
08:40Don't forget the menu.
08:42I beg your pardon?
08:45Don't forget the menu.
08:46I thought you said you want...
08:47Right, I'll do the menu.
08:51You could have had them both done by now if you hadn't spent the whole morning skulking
08:54in there listening to that racket.
08:57Racket?
08:58That's Brahms!
09:01Brahms' third racket!
09:06The whole morning?
09:08About two bars.
09:11Ready to order?
09:12Uh, yeah.
09:13What's a grail frit?
09:15Grapefruit.
09:16Oh.
09:17And a crane pot...
09:19Pot rouge?
09:20Oh, Portuguese.
09:21Tomato soup.
09:22I'll have the grail frit.
09:24Now.
09:25Balm, carousel.
09:27Lamb?
09:28Casserole.
09:28Oh, sounds good.
09:29Does it come with a smile?
09:30Comes with sprouts or carrots?
09:32Oh, a smile's extra, is it?
09:33You'll get one if you eat up all your sprouts.
09:34You'll get one if you eat up all your sprouts.
09:37Waiter.
09:45I beg your pardon?
09:47Oh, hello.
09:49Uh, can I have some wine, please?
09:50The waiter is busy, sir.
09:52But I will bring you the carte de vin
09:54when I've finished attending to this gentleman.
09:56Oh, fine.
09:57No worry.
09:58Oh, good.
09:59How nice.
09:59I'm very good.
10:00I trust the beer is to your satisfaction, sir?
10:03Yeah.
10:04Fine.
10:05Ah, good.
10:05May I wish you bon appétit?
10:09Manuel?
10:12Would you fetch the wine list, please?
10:14Si, senor.
10:16The wine list.
10:18Si?
10:19The wine...
10:19Vino.
10:21Senor.
10:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:22The list.
10:24There, there, the list.
10:27Look, the list there.
10:29The red rust, look there.
10:33There.
10:34Ah.
10:35Have you got half a bottle of the Beaujolais?
10:45Yes.
10:46Oh, fine.
10:47Right, give it mine.
10:48Give it mine.
10:49Manuel, another great cup of table, 12, please.
10:51Manuel?
10:52I do a beg of a pardon.
10:53I apologize.
10:54I'm sorry.
10:55I'm sorry.
11:03Throw it away.
11:03Throw it away.
11:06Throw it away.
11:07Throw it away.
11:10Now!
11:12Throw it...
11:13Oh!
11:17Sorry.
11:18Sorry.
11:19What do you mean throw?
11:20Throw!
11:20What do you mean throw?
11:22Oh!
11:23Sorry about that.
11:25No.
11:26I like a bit of cabaret.
11:28You, er...
11:29You left your sketch.
11:30Oh, sorry.
11:31Oh, it's very good.
11:32Do you sell any?
11:33Enough to keep me in waitressing.
11:34Oh.
11:34One half-bottom of Beaujolais.
11:40Symbol!
11:41Someone at reception, dear.
11:47Yes.
11:47Yes.
11:47Well, yes.
11:49Well, I was wondering if you could offer me accommodation for a few nights.
11:52Well, have you booked?
11:53I'm sorry?
11:53Have you booked?
11:54Have you booked?
11:55I know.
11:55Oh, dear.
11:56Why, are you full?
11:58No, no, we're not full.
12:00Not full.
12:01Of course we're not full.
12:03Well, I'd like to...
12:04One moment, one moment, please.
12:07Yes?
12:08A single room.
12:09Your name, please.
12:09Could I have your name?
12:11A male room.
12:11One second, please.
12:12Hello?
12:14Ah, yes, Mr. O'Reilly.
12:15Well, it's perfectly simple.
12:16When I asked you to build me a wall,
12:18I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile,
12:21you might have found time to cement them together,
12:23you know, one on top or the other in the traditional fashion.
12:26Could you fill it in, please?
12:29Oh, splendid.
12:31Ah, yes, yes, yes.
12:32Ah, but when, Mr. O'Reilly?
12:34There, there, there.
12:36Yes, yes, yes, but when?
12:39Yes, yes, yes, yes.
12:41Ah, the flu.
12:42Yes.
12:43Both names, please.
12:45Yes, I should have guessed, Mr. O'Reilly,
12:47that of the potato famine, I suppose.
12:48Yeah, I beg your pardon?
12:50Would you put both your names, please?
12:52Well, would you give me a date?
12:54No, I only use one.
12:55You don't have a first name.
12:57No, I'm Lord Melbury, so I simply sign Melbury.
13:03Go away.
13:04I'm so lost away to the capture of the Lordship.
13:07I do apologise.
13:08Please do.
13:09The capture of my goodness.
13:10Now, is there something,
13:11something, anything,
13:12that I can do for you?
13:13Anything.
13:14Yes, well, I have filled this in.
13:16Oh, please, don't bother with that.
13:17Now, a room, a special room,
13:19a single, a double, a suite?
13:21Well, we don't have any suites,
13:22but we have some beautiful doubles.
13:23Oh, no, no, no, just a single.
13:24Just a single, absolutely.
13:26How very wise,
13:26if I may say so, Your Honour.
13:27With a bath.
13:28Oh, naturally, naturally.
13:32Naturellement.
13:32Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:34Well, I shall, uh, I shall be staying for one or two nights.
13:37Oh, please, please.
13:38Manuel?
13:44Well, it's, it's rather grey today, isn't it?
13:46Oh, yes, it is rather.
13:47Yes, of course, usually down here, it's quite beautiful,
13:48but today is a, is a real old, uh, rotter.
13:51Oh, yes, I suppose so.
13:59Oh, yes, I hear it's coming on wonderfully at the moment.
14:01Ha, thank God.
14:02Oh, I love the wheat.
14:03Oh, there's no sight like a field of wheat
14:05waving in the, waving in...
14:08Manuel!
14:12Well, how are you?
14:13I mean, if it's not a personal question,
14:15well, it is a personal question.
14:15Lord, let me get your cases for you.
14:17Oh, yes, thank you very much.
14:18They're just outside.
14:19Thank you, sir.
14:19I won't be alone.
14:21Well, you know, it's really, you know,
14:27where can you just put your address in?
14:29Ah, well, lovely, um, may I, may I introduce my wife?
14:32Yes, we have, Mayor.
14:33Ah, my wife, may I introduce his lordship?
14:35Thank you, Basil, we've sorted it out now.
14:37Splendid, splendid.
14:38Now, I wonder, could I deposit this case with you?
14:41It's just a few valuables.
14:43Valuables, ma'am.
14:43Of course, please, let me take it now
14:45and have it put in the safe straightaway.
14:47Uh, Sybil, would you put this in the safe, please?
14:49I'm just off to the kitchens, Basil.
14:50Yes, well, if you're too busy.
14:51Nice to have met you, Lord Melbury.
14:52Hope you enjoy your stay.
14:53Thank you, sir.
14:54I'll do it then, and I'll do the picture.
14:55I'll put this away in one moment, you lord.
14:57Manuel, would you take these cases to room 21?
15:02Okay?
15:03Take to room 21.
15:07No, entender.
15:09Prende las casas.
15:11Oh, it doesn't matter.
15:12There, I'll do it.
15:12Right, thank you.
15:13Thank you, Manuel.
15:14Oh, I take them.
15:15No, no, no.
15:15See, see, see.
15:16Go away.
15:17Go away.
15:18Go away.
15:18Go away.
15:18Go away.
15:18Go away.
15:18Go away.
15:19Wait.
15:19Wait.
15:20Wait.
15:20Wait.
15:21In there.
15:21Go and wait in there.
15:22Go and be a waiter in there.
15:24I do apologise, your lordship.
15:30I'm afraid he's only just joined us.
15:33We're quicker to train a monkey.
15:46Oh, do, uh, do please follow me.
15:48I mean, if you're ready.
15:50There's no hurry.
15:50Oh, yes, yes, no, fine.
15:54Uh, excuse me.
15:59I'm sorry to bother you.
16:00Uh, would you mind moving to that table?
16:01Of course.
16:02Uh, could I ask you, please, to move to that table over there?
16:04I'm so sorry to trouble you.
16:06We're halfway through.
16:07Thank you so much.
16:07This is, uh, Lord Melbury's table, you see.
16:09What?
16:09Uh, Lord Melbury, uh, when he stays with us, he always sits at this table.
16:12Why did they put us here, then?
16:14Uh, an oversight on my wife's part.
16:15I'm so sorry.
16:16He's only just arrived, you see.
16:17Would you mind, Polly?
16:18Uh, would you help these people move to that table?
16:20Great food down your ears.
16:21Thank you so much.
16:22Come on, come on.
16:34Ah, Lord Melbury, do please come this way, Your Lordship.
16:37I have your table over here by the window, as usual.
16:41Just here.
16:44Thank you very much.
16:44Oh, yes.
16:45Oh, my God.
16:49Oh, my God.
16:50I was killed.
16:51What?
16:51Get over with your mules.
16:53Thank you so much.
16:54Lord Melbury, I really must apologize again.
17:06Oh, no, no, no.
17:06Please, please, think nothing of it.
17:08Oh, but it was...
17:09No, no, no, no.
17:10Smallest of accidents could have occurred anywhere.
17:12Yes, but I mean...
17:13No, no, I've forgotten all about it.
17:15Well, that's most.
17:15I mean, you're really, uh, your Lordship.
17:17Would you allow me to offer you dinner here tonight as our guest?
17:22Oh, that's extremely kind of you.
17:23Oh, unfortunately, I have an engagement tonight.
17:25Oh, actually, yes, there is one thing.
17:29Oh, good.
17:29Um, I was wondering, can you cash me a small check?
17:33I'm playing golf this afternoon.
17:35Oh, delighting.
17:35Yeah, I'd rather not go into the tar.
17:37Absolutely.
17:38I mean, uh, how much?
17:40If it's not a rude question.
17:41No, well, could you manage, um, 50...
17:44Oh, 100?
17:46Oh, absolutely.
17:51Oh, yes, I mean, uh, will 100 be enough?
17:54I mean, 150, 200, I don't know, 160, or...
17:57Oh, yeah, well, now, let's see.
17:58It's dinner tonight, few tips.
17:59Oh, and it's weekend, isn't it?
18:00Ah.
18:01Would 200 be all right?
18:04Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:05Oh, please.
18:06Oh, tremendous.
18:08Oh, I'm so happy.
18:10Well, send someone down to the town straightaway
18:12and have it for you here when you get back.
18:14Yes, well, that'll be splendid.
18:15Oh, thank you.
18:16Thank you a lot.
18:17Thank you so much.
18:18Oh, not at all.
18:18I mean, my, my privilege.
18:19Oh, really, I mean, sure.
18:25Hello, dear.
18:27What are you doing?
18:28I'm kissing you, dear.
18:30Well, don't.
18:31Ah, I thought it might be nice.
18:32I'm sure it's some small sign.
18:33I heard about lunch.
18:35What?
18:36Oh, that, oh, think nothing of it.
18:38What?
18:38It was the smallest of accidents.
18:39Could have happened anywhere.
18:41Anywhere?
18:41First you move that nice family in the middle of their meal
18:43and then you attack Lord Melbury with a chair.
18:46Thanks, Sybil.
18:47Well, I've had a word with Lord Melbury about it.
18:50He was quite charming.
18:51Oh, it's delightful to have people, I bet, staying here.
18:53Well, I've never seen such tatty cases.
19:02Of course you haven't.
19:04It's only a true upper class that would have tapped like that.
19:07It's the whole point.
19:08Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about.
19:09No, I don't, but don't ever move guests in the middle of a meal again
19:12and get that picture up, darling.
19:16Son of a rat.
19:20Ah, um, would you do me a favour?
19:23When you're down in the town this afternoon,
19:25would you just pop,
19:27just between ourselves, don't mention a wife,
19:29pop into the bank
19:30and just...
19:32That's good.
19:48Come on, come on.
20:18Come on, come on.
20:49There must be someone.
20:52Not you.
20:55I'll never get it up.
20:56That's my holiday. Do it then.
20:58Hello, Fawlty Towers.
21:01Hello, Fawlty Towers.
21:03Hello, Brenda.
21:04Basil, it's six o'clock.
21:07Ah, Polly.
21:08Did you cash it?
21:09Yes, Mr. Fawlty.
21:10Good, good.
21:11Could I have a word with you?
21:12What?
21:12Could I speak to you in the office for just a minute?
21:14Oh, Polly.
21:14It's very important.
21:15Later, later.
21:16That's all.
21:16Yes, I'm just going, dear.
21:18Thank you so much, Polly.
21:18Why don't you move to left, Polly?
21:25Ah, good evening, Major.
21:26Evening, Fawlty.
21:28Ah, the usual.
21:29Oh, why not, indeed, yes.
21:33Why not?
21:34I've just been watching one of those nature films on television.
21:37Oh, yes?
21:38Did you know the female gibbon gestates for seven months?
21:43Seven months.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Well, I never.
21:46Here you are, Major.
21:47Seven.
21:48Oh, my word.
21:49Ah, good evening, Mr. Waring.
21:51A gin and orange, a lemon squash, and a scotch and water, please.
21:54Seven, dear.
21:54Oh, is there any part of the room you would like us to keep away from?
22:02We'll be over there, then.
22:06Seven.
22:06Well, well.
22:07Evening, Fawlty.
22:08Ah, good evening, Lord Melbury.
22:09Anywhere.
22:10Yes, anywhere, anywhere.
22:12Lord Melbury, may I offer you a little aperitif as our guest?
22:15Oh, that's very kind of you.
22:16Dry sherry, if you please.
22:18What else?
22:19Ah, such...
22:22Oh, I don't know what.
22:23Je ne sais quoi.
22:25Exactly, exactly.
22:27Ah, there you are, Sybil.
22:29Good evening, Major.
22:30Evening, Mrs. Fawlty.
22:31There you are, your Lordship.
22:32Oh, thank you very much.
22:34I see my little collection of coins tickles your interest.
22:37What?
22:37Oh, oh, yes, yes.
22:39Yes.
22:39Old British Empire, of course.
22:41Used to be quite a hobby of mine.
22:43A little investment too.
22:44Yeah, quite.
22:45Um, talking about, um, did you manage, uh...
22:47Oh, yes, yes, ma'am.
22:50There you are, your Lordship.
22:50Oh, thank you.
22:52Yes.
22:53Oh, yes, you know, these sorts of things, they've...
23:04Their values soared this last couple of years.
23:06Have they?
23:07Oh, yes, now, you take my advice.
23:08You get them revalued and insure them for the full amount.
23:11Yes, yes, I will.
23:13You can't take any whisks nowadays, I'm afraid.
23:15No, no.
23:16Well, I must be off.
23:17Well, thank you very much, your Lordship.
23:18Basil.
23:19Yes, I'm just talking to Lord Melvary, dear.
23:21Uh, gin and orange, a lemon squash and a scotch and a...
23:24I do apologise.
23:26I was just talking to you.
23:26Oh, I'm sorry.
23:27Yes, yes.
23:27Um, I was, um, I was thinking.
23:30Um, you see, I am having dinner tonight, uh, with the Duke of Buckley.
23:35Uh, do you know him?
23:36Uh, no, not, uh, not personally, no.
23:38Oh, well, he's a great expert, you know, Sotheby's and all that.
23:42You see, well, now, if you liked, I could take them with me,
23:45ask him to have a quick look at them and find their current value.
23:48Would you?
23:49Yes, yes, certainly, yes.
23:51Now, I'll be off in a few moments, you know.
23:52It's really silly.
23:53Basil!
23:54I'm talking to Lord Melvary!
23:56A gin and orange, a lemon squash and a scotch and water.
24:00All right, all right!
24:01Oh, Mr. Fawlty, could you...
24:07Was that Lord Melvary?
24:08Has he gone?
24:08I will.
24:09Mr. Fawlty, I must speak with you.
24:10What?
24:10Why don't you see I'm busy?
24:11Please!
24:12I said it's very important.
24:13Can we talk in there?
24:13I can't!
24:14It's very important.
24:15I'm just, uh, dealing with something important out here, Sybil.
24:19Yes, yes, all right.
24:20Yes, yes, well, well, yes, yes, right, yes.
24:23It's about Lord Melvary.
24:24Yes?
24:25He's not Lord Melvary.
24:26He's a confidence trickster.
24:28I beg your pardon?
24:29Mr. Browntoven.
24:30Ah!
24:31Mr. Brown's from the CID.
24:33They've been watching Melvary because he's pulling some big con trick in the town.
24:36They're going to arrest him as soon as he leaves here so as not to cause you embarrassment.
24:39But he asked me to tell you so that you wouldn't...
24:41Oh, how nice of you.
24:42Oh, please, Mr. Fawlty.
24:42Oh, I don't know what other tales Mr. Brown of MI5 has been impressing you with.
24:46He's a con man.
24:47Oh, yes, of course.
24:48It stands out a mile, doesn't it?
24:49He's so common.
24:51Unlike that cockney git whose ulterior motives will soon, no doubt, become apparent to you,
24:56poor, innocent, misguided child that you are.
24:59That's it.
24:59What's going on?
25:00Nothing, my dear, nothing at all.
25:01Mrs. Fawlty.
25:02Now, look.
25:02Yes, Polly.
25:03I don't know what she's...
25:04That's all.
25:05Mr. Brown is from the CID.
25:07He showed me identification.
25:09They're watching Melvary.
25:10He's a confidence trickster.
25:11I see.
25:12What do you mean, you see?
25:14Let's have a look at these valuables.
25:15What are you doing, Sybil?
25:16Sybil, I forbid you to open that safe.
25:18Sybil, I forbid you to take that case out.
25:20Sybil, do not open that case.
25:22I forbid it.
25:23I have forbidden it.
25:24I never thought I would live to see the day.
25:26When I appear at the room, trusts to us.
25:30Case of Adams.
25:31In trust.
25:31I'll call the police.
25:58They're already here.
25:59Mr. Brown's outside.
26:01Someone at reception, Basil.
26:03Oh?
26:13Ah.
26:14Um.
26:16All right.
26:17Uh.
26:19Good evening.
26:20I believe you were expecting us.
26:22No, I was expecting somebody else.
26:23Sir Richard and Lady Morris.
26:25Yes, yes, them as well.
26:26I'm sorry?
26:27How did you know?
26:28What?
26:28Oh, you were Sir Richard and Lady...
26:30Oh, I do beg your pardon.
26:31I was just the...
26:33Ah, would you mind filling this out, please?
26:40We've given you room to...
26:41Aha.
26:42Ah, 40.
26:43Mr. 40 to you, Lord Mulberry.
26:46I beg your pardon.
26:47Oh, nothing, please.
26:48Forget all about it.
26:49Ah, well, see, check for 200 pounds.
26:52Ah, thank you so much.
26:55Now, about my priceless collection of coins.
26:58Oh, yes, do you still...
26:58Do I still want you to take them to be valued by the Duke of Buckley, my lord?
27:01Oh, yes.
27:02No, I don't.
27:03Because we just heard that the Duke of Buckley is dead.
27:06Yes.
27:06Got his head knocked off by a golf ball.
27:08Tragic.
27:09Tragic.
27:10Well, how are you, Lord Mulberry?
27:12How are you, then?
27:14All right, mate.
27:15How's me old bucker?
27:18Any valuables to deposit, Sir Richard?
27:20Any bricks?
27:21I do apologise.
27:24You bastard!
27:2712, if you ever look in the park, I'm sure you'll like it.
27:30We'll have your bags brought up.
27:31Oh, may I introduce your wife?
27:33Hello, Lord Mulberry.
27:37Bastard!
27:38I beg your pardon him.
27:40Please, um, think nothing of it,若.
27:48Do, uh, please excuse me one moment.
27:50Whoa!
28:08Where are you going?
28:09We're leaving.
28:10Oh don't. Please stay. You'll like it.
28:12I've never been in such a place in my life.
28:20You snobs!
28:23You stupid, stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted,
28:28upper-class piles of...
28:31pots!
28:39Oh, just one. Sorry, Mr. Fulsey.
28:41Just one. Please.
28:43Sorry, Mr. Fulsey.
29:02Oh! I'd better put the picture up.
29:07Ah, thank you, Polly, for the...
29:09Well done, Manuel.
29:14Que?
29:15Olé!
29:18Sorry about that, Mr. Fulsey.
29:19Can I buy you a drink?
29:20No, no. I'd better put this up as a person.
29:22Basil?
29:25A gin and orange!
29:28A lemon squash!
29:29And a scotch and water!
29:31Please!
29:32Right!
29:34Put it on!
29:39Yay!
29:40Good for all the flowers.
29:41I'm sorry, Mr. Fulsey.
29:42I'm sorry.
29:43Thanks a lot.
29:46Hey!
29:47Hey!
29:48Hey!
29:49Okay, have you?
29:51Oh!
29:52Hey!
29:53Hey!
29:56Hey!
29:58Hey!
30:00Hey!
30:02Hey!
30:03Hey!
30:04Hey!
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