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Over his wife's objections, Basil hires his usual firm of incompetents (O'Reilly's) to do some carpentry work in the hotel lobby. With both Basil and Sybil out for the afternoon, they leave Polly in charge. She decides to have a nap, leaving the English-challenged Manuel in charge. When Basil returns, he finds a solid wall where once stood doors to the dining room and still no door to the kitchen per his work order. Sybil takes an I-told-you-so attitude and insists he hire a qualified builder to fix the mess, but Basil decides to get O'Reilly back to right the wrong, but he still makes a mess of it as well.
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00:00Sorry I forgot my keys.
00:28Oh thanks.
00:32Hello faulty towers?
00:35Yes?
00:37Yes?
00:38No this afternoon that'd be fine.
00:41No it's 16 Elwood Avenue.
00:4416?
00:45That's it.
00:48Polly this is where we'll be if you need us.
00:52There's the number.
00:53So if Mr Stubbs wants to know anything when he comes just ring.
00:56You don't have to love.
00:58It's the first weekend we've had off since Audrey had a hysterectomy.
01:00Don't worry.
01:01I know what they've got to do.
01:02Oh somebody called about a garden gnome.
01:04Oh yes.
01:05Well it's in and they're going to deliver it this afternoon.
01:07Oh good.
01:08Um golf shoes.
01:10Good morning Major.
01:12Very well thank you.
01:15Now does everyone know about dinner tonight?
01:17I think so.
01:18But you'll be able to manage breakfast tomorrow will you?
01:20Oh it's just the ladies in the Major.
01:22Where are those shoes?
01:23One moment please.
01:24I will get your bill.
01:25Get your bill.
01:26Manuel.
01:27Get your bill.
01:28Get.
01:29Get.
01:30Get.
01:31Get.
01:32Get.
01:33Get.
01:34That's it.
01:35I will get your bill.
01:36Polly.
01:37Oh Manuel.
01:38Put those in the case.
01:39You.
01:40Will you come with me?
01:41Ah now Manuel.
01:42One moment please.
01:43I will get your bill.
01:45What?
01:46I will get your bill.
01:47See.
01:48What are you talking about?
01:49Today we have beef bill orthoticism.
01:52What?
01:53Bankers.
01:54Shut up.
01:55Eh?
01:56Shut up.
01:57Oh si si.
01:58Shut up.
01:59Yes I understand.
02:00Well will you please shut up then?
02:01Si si.
02:02Shut up.
02:03Now while we're away.
02:04Shut up.
02:05Now while we're away.
02:06Darn.
02:07Clean the windows.
02:08Oh look.
02:09Cuando nosotros somos away.
02:11What's away in Spanish?
02:12Huh?
02:13You know away.
02:14Away.
02:15Oh si si.
02:16We're away.
02:17Clean the windows.
02:18Green.
02:19No no look.
02:20Clean.
02:21The windows.
02:22Clean.
02:23Clean.
02:24Clean.
02:25The windows.
02:26Ah!
02:27I see you.
02:28Come on.
02:29Morning Fongy.
02:30Morning Major.
02:31The windows.
02:32See.
02:33Clean.
02:34The windows.
02:35Come on.
02:36Oh Mr Forty.
02:37Hi.
02:38Morning ladies.
02:39Ursula and I think you're a very naughty boy.
02:41Don't we Ursula?
02:42Oh god.
02:43Oh really?
02:44Going away for the weekend and leaving us all alone.
02:47Ah yes.
02:48Ah but we know where you're going.
02:50The cat's out of the bag.
02:52You and your wife.
02:53Well it's only Penton.
02:54Ah we'll have a lovely time.
02:56It'll do you good.
02:58You need to get away from things.
03:00Yes well we're going together.
03:02And don't you worry about us.
03:04Oh all right.
03:05Now you know the mayor are coming to do some work here.
03:08Oh yes.
03:09So you have to go to Glen Eagles for your din din's tonight.
03:11Yes.
03:12And Polly will be in charge if you need anything.
03:14Oh well have a lovely weekend.
03:16And don't do anything we wouldn't do.
03:19No just a little breathing surely.
03:21Ah well I must buzz off now.
03:23Buzz?
03:24Yes you know Abita.
03:25That's Babbity Bumble.
03:26Oh buzz buzz buzz buzz.
03:28Polly I have asked you please not to leave your strange drawings lying around the place.
03:33I mean I'm sorry but what is this supposed to be?
03:35Oh it's just a sketch.
03:36I mean what is it?
03:37What are you trying to do?
03:38This is a junkyard isn't it?
03:39Oh can I have it?
03:40Why has it got a collar and tie under it?
03:41Well it's not finished.
03:42It's very good you know.
03:43Old soup tins, broken down card, dustbins, mattresses, hoovers and a nice smart collar and tie under it.
03:48I mean what's it supposed to be?
03:50It's not important.
03:51Can I have it back?
03:52It's irritating.
03:53I mean do you ever sell any of those?
03:54I sell a few portraits now and again thank you.
03:56Sure.
03:57Haven't much hope for this one.
03:58Would you give me that stapler please?
03:59I don't know what is the point of something my dear?
04:01No point.
04:02What's the point of being alive?
04:04Beats me you're stuck with Elizabeth.
04:05Would you be the stapler please?
04:07You don't go on at me.
04:08The stapler!
04:11Sorry.
04:12I mean what's the matter with you today?
04:14I didn't get much sleep last night.
04:16We are leaving you in charge.
04:17I didn't do it to spite you I promise.
04:19Oh good but you won't call so tired then will you?
04:21Baldy Towers?
04:23Basil.
04:24Who is it?
04:25It's Mr. O'Reilly Basil.
04:27It's odd.
04:28Must be about the garden wall.
04:29Hello O'Reilly?
04:31Now look.
04:32When are you coming to finish our garden wall?
04:33We are sick and tired of having that pile of bricks blocking.
04:35And listen I told you not to call.
04:36You know my wife thinks Stubbs is doing the doors.
04:39Well what time will they be here then?
04:41Right four o'clock.
04:42Now listen.
04:43If there's any problems tell your men to get Polly to call me.
04:44You understand?
04:45So next week's definite then is it?
04:47Oh good.
04:48Well that'll be nice won't it?
04:49I mean we waited for that wall about as long as Hadrian.
04:53No no.
04:54Hadrian.
04:55The Emperor Hadrian.
04:56If it doesn't matter I'll explain next week.
04:58Thank you so much.
04:59Goodbye.
05:00You don't really believe all that do you Basil?
05:02We've been waiting four months.
05:03Why should you do it now?
05:04Oh I think you will this time dear.
05:05If you'd used Stubbs.
05:06We'd have a huge bill.
05:07Look you get what you pay for.
05:09O'Reilly's a cut price cock up artist.
05:11Sibyl.
05:12You may pay a little more.
05:13A little more?
05:14Yes a little.
05:15But he does a really professional job and he does it when he says he will.
05:19You'll see.
05:20When is he coming?
05:22Oh about four o'clock I think dear.
05:24And you're going to wear that jacket are you?
05:26Yes I am thank you dear.
05:27Yes.
05:28You just haven't a clue have you?
05:29You wouldn't understand dear.
05:30It's called style.
05:33Yahoo!
05:35They're here Basil.
05:36How fabulous.
05:38Do try to be agreeable this weekend Basil.
05:40Now have I got everything?
05:41Handbag.
05:42Knuckle dusters.
05:43Flick knife.
05:45Come on Basil.
05:46Don't hang a bag.
05:47I'm just coming dear.
05:49Quick Polly.
05:52Now Polly the men will be here at four o'clock.
05:53You know what they're doing?
05:54Well they're putting the door through to the kitchen.
05:55Yeah at the bottom of the stairs.
05:56And?
05:57And?
05:58And blocking the drawing room door.
05:59Blocking it?
06:00Just blocking it off girls.
06:01So we can have privacy away from the plebs.
06:02Don't you take anything in.
06:03Where's my cat?
06:04Oh and one other thing.
06:05When the men come there won't be Stubbs's.
06:07They'll be O'Reilly's.
06:08Where is it?
06:09O'Reilly?
06:10Yes yes.
06:11What does Mrs Forty know?
06:12I don't know.
06:13I wouldn't mention it though.
06:14They don't quite hit it off together.
06:15Look I have to change it.
06:16Stubbs has got a virus or something.
06:17She said you were never using him again.
06:18I don't want to be responsible.
06:19Look he's sending his best men.
06:20All you have to do is take a quick look when they finish.
06:22Alright?
06:23Any problems call me.
06:24Right?
06:25Have a nice weekend.
06:26Goodbye.
06:27Oh thank you.
06:28Thank you Polly so much.
06:29Yes I've always been a great admirer.
06:33I forget.
06:35Oh it doesn't matter Manuel.
06:37De Norte.
06:38No.
06:39Uh.
06:45Oh it's Mr Fawlty.
06:47Shhh.
06:48Shhh.
06:49Windows por favor.
06:50Oh Polly it's finished.
06:51I'm tired.
06:52Oh that's wonderful Manuel.
06:53Just hold it a second.
06:54What?
06:55I want to go upstairs in a moment.
06:56Eh.
06:57What?
06:58I go upstairs.
06:59Ah si.
07:00Easy easy.
07:01For a little sleep.
07:02It's difficult.
07:03For siesta.
07:04Siesta?
07:05A little sleep.
07:06A little sleep.
07:07It's difficult.
07:08For siesta.
07:09A little sleep.
07:10No.
07:11No.
07:12No.
07:13No.
07:14No.
07:15No.
07:16No.
07:17No.
07:18No.
07:19No, so.
07:20Siesta?
07:21Yes.
07:22When O'Reilly's men come, you must wake me.
07:26When...
07:27No man will listen.
07:28When men come here...
07:29Señor O'Reilly.
07:30Oh, when men come.
07:31You come upstairs and wake me up.
07:34Yes.
07:35defióteme.
07:37Ah yes.
07:38When men come I зан my cupboard.
07:39¿Ves?
07:40Oh, this was so true?
07:41See?
07:42With ease.
07:43.
07:44Oh, this is fine.
07:45What do you want?
07:46Yes.
07:47Manuel Towers, how are you?
08:00It's nice today.
08:02Good.
08:02Goodbye.
08:09Oh, good day.
08:11Hello.
08:11How are you?
08:13Number 16.
08:1416, but no eat.
08:17What?
08:1716 is free, but not possible.
08:19Is this number 16?
08:22No, no, this lobby.
08:2216 upstairs on the right.
08:25Who's in charge here?
08:26No, no, charge later after sleeping.
08:29Where's the boss?
08:31Boss is...
08:32Oh, I, boss.
08:35No, no, no, no.
08:35Where's the real boss?
08:37Okay.
08:38The generalissimo.
08:42Madrid.
08:44Look, just sign this, will you?
08:47Si, si, si, si, si.
08:49Eh, 16.
08:50What?
08:51You want room 16?
08:51No, I don't want a roommate.
08:54I'm just leaving him, right?
08:56You want room 16 for him?
08:59Yeah, with a bath.
09:01You dago twit.
09:02You mad, you mad.
09:04You pay for room first.
09:05Que crazy.
09:06For room 16, no room 16.
09:08No, no pay, no room 16.
09:09Ah, ah.
09:12Ah.
09:13Eh.
09:14Fawlty Towers, how are you?
09:18Nice day.
09:19What?
09:20Eh, no.
09:21No, no.
09:21He not here.
09:22He not here.
09:22Very, very sorry.
09:23Goodbye.
09:23Goodbye.
09:25Oh.
09:26Ah.
09:27Hello, men.
09:29Good day, now.
09:30Eh, you are men.
09:31You what?
09:33You are men.
09:34Are you trying to be funny?
09:35Huh?
09:35I said, are you trying to be funny?
09:37Not here, but not here.
09:38You are men with orally.
09:39What?
09:40You orally men.
09:41What does that mean?
09:42You orally.
09:43You watch it.
09:43We're orally.
09:44What's he going on about?
09:46He means orally.
09:47What?
09:48Oh.
09:49Yes, that's right, yes.
09:51We are orally men.
09:54Think he's a plank.
09:56Wait here, please.
09:57I go.
09:57You wait.
09:59Eh, eh, eh, you wait too, please.
10:08Yes, yes, yes.
10:08Polly.
10:13Polly.
10:15Polly.
10:16Polly.
10:16Oh.
10:17Shh.
10:18Shh.
10:26Where is he?
10:27Where is he?
10:28Where is he?
10:28Where is he?
10:29Hello, Fawlty Towers.
10:31How are you?
10:31It's a nice day.
10:32Oh, you again.
10:33No, I see.
10:33He's not here.
10:34He's not here.
10:35Very, very sorry.
10:36Goodbye.
10:37Go.
10:38Go.
10:38Oh, wicked.
10:39Eh, you men know what to do?
10:42Oh, I think so.
10:43This is the, uh, dining room.
10:44You are certain you know?
10:45It looks pretty straightforward.
10:47We've just got to block this one off.
10:49Yes, yes, yes.
10:51Oh, it's you.
10:52Okay, now listen.
10:53He not here.
10:53How many times?
10:55Where are your ears, you great big half-wit?
10:57He not here.
10:59Listen.
11:02Now you want to stand.
11:03He...
11:03Oh, Mr. Fawlty.
11:09I'm very sorry.
11:10Very sorry.
11:11It's you.
11:12Yes, it's me, Mr. Fawlty.
11:14Eh, Polly.
11:15No, no.
11:15She's very busy.
11:17Eh, men.
11:18Yes, men are here.
11:19Eh, men are work.
11:20You work, men.
11:22Yes.
11:23Which, ah, yes.
11:25Man with beard.
11:25Please, which one is man with beard?
11:29Eh, Gid.
11:30Eh, si, si.
11:31Gid.
11:32Ag.
11:33Oh, ang, ang.
11:34Si, si, comprando.
11:35Si.
11:35One moment, please.
11:37Eh, you are a Gidius orang-utang.
11:44Not bad, man.
11:44Well, thank you very much.
11:46Hey!
12:12Hey!
12:12Hey!
12:16Hey!
12:33Hey!
12:38Hey!
12:44Hey!
12:44Hey!
12:46Manuel!
12:53Polly! What have you done with my hotel? Polly!
12:56What have you done to my hotel?
12:57What?
12:58Look!
12:59Oh, it's nice! I like it there!
13:00Ouch!
13:01Look!
13:02You're hurting me!
13:03What have you done with my dining room door? Where is it?
13:04I don't know!
13:05Why don't you know? I left you in charge!
13:07Well, I fell asleep!
13:08You fell asleep?
13:09Well, it's not my fault!
13:10You fell asleep and it's not your fault!
13:11You forgot to wake me!
13:12Who forgot to wake you?
13:13It is my fault!
13:14Manuel! I knew it!
13:15I knew it!
13:16Don't claim him!
13:17Why not?
13:18It's not really his fault!
13:19Well, whose fault is it then, you clothiered binked in its contents?
13:24Well, you hired O'Reilly, didn't you?
13:26I mean, we all warned you. Who else would do something like this?
13:29I beg your pardon?
13:30You hired O'Reilly!
13:32Oh, I see it's my fault, is it?
13:34Oh, of course!
13:36There I was thinking it was your fault because you've been left in charge
13:39or Manuel's fault for not waking you and all the time it was my fault!
13:43Oh, it's so obvious now! I've seen the light!
13:45Well, I must be punished then, mustn't I?
13:47You're a naughty boy!
13:49Don't do it!
13:51What am I going to do?
13:52Don't!
13:53She's going to be back at lunchtime!
13:54I cannot wait!
13:55Look, I'm a dead man! Do you realise?
13:57Easy!
13:58You're dead too!
13:59We're all dead!
14:00Don't panic!
14:01What else is there to do?
14:04We won't pull him entirely!
14:10He's made us mad! He gets fired!
14:12Clear us up!
14:13Oh, just pull yourself together!
14:15Come on!
14:17Come on!
14:22Again!
14:24Harder!
14:27Right, I'll call O'Reilly!
14:31What is this?
14:32I mean, what is this doing?
14:33What is going on here?
14:35Your wife ordered to call O'Reilly!
14:37That golfing puffer!
14:39What is this?
14:41Paul O'Reilly!
14:42What?
14:43Shall I call him?
14:44No, no, I'll do it!
14:45I'll call him!
14:46You go and see if that roof's still on!
14:54What are you doing?
14:55Stay there!
14:56You can't do that now!
14:57Go and see if they've started breakfast!
15:00Now!
15:05Ah, hello, Mr O'Reilly!
15:07How are you this morning?
15:08Good morning!
15:09Oh, good!
15:10Good!
15:11No rare diseases or anything!
15:12Oh, I do beg your pardon!
15:13Um, Basil Forty!
15:14You remember?
15:15The poor sod you do jobs for?
15:17Well, now, how are things your end?
15:20Oh, good!
15:22Good, good, good!
15:24Well, now!
15:25How would you like to hear about things my end?
15:28Oh, well, up to your usual standard, I think I could say!
15:30A few holes in the floor, the odd door missing,
15:33but nothing you can't be sued for!
15:35Good morning!
15:37I beg your pardon?
15:38Good morning!
15:39One moment, please!
15:43Would you say good morning?
15:44Si!
15:45I see!
15:47Well, what are you going to do now?
15:49Okay?
15:50You do now!
15:52I saw breakfast!
15:53Oh, well!
15:54Let's see you then!
15:55Si!
16:00Where is door?
16:02Door is gone?
16:04A door!
16:05Door was here!
16:06Where, um...
16:07Shut up!
16:09Oh, dear!
16:10Oh, good morning, Major!
16:11I'm so sorry!
16:12I've heard the dining room door seems to have disappeared!
16:15Oh, yes!
16:16Oh, yes!
16:17So it has!
16:18It used to be that!
16:19Yes, well, I was silly enough to leave the hotel for a few minutes!
16:21Yes, well, these things happen, you know!
16:23Now I wonder where it's got to!
16:26Oh, well, don't worry!
16:27It's bound to turn up!
16:28Oh, oh!
16:29Has the newspapers arrived yet?
16:30Not yet, no, Major!
16:31And, well, will you please show the Major how to get in the dining room via the kitchen?
16:35See, it's difficult!
16:36Oh, Major, will you please show Manuel how to get in the dining room via the kitchen?
16:39Oh, yes!
16:40Yes, of course!
16:41Come here!
16:42Come on, watch it!
16:44Now, look here, O'Reilly!
16:45I want my dining room door put back in!
16:47No, saw the one taken away by one o'clock!
16:48Do you understand?
16:49No, no, no!
16:50I don't want to debate about it!
16:51If you're not over here in 20 minutes with my door,
16:53I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you!
16:55Good day!
16:56I'm sorry, Mr. Fawlty, but my men just won't work on a Sunday, and that's the way it is!
17:04There's nothing I can do about it!
17:05Well, how long is it going to take you?
17:07Well, I'm working as fast as I can!
17:08Well, I'd better be fast enough!
17:09I mean, she is here in four hours!
17:11Tia!
17:12What?
17:13Brewed a cup of fringal!
17:14Oh, lovely!
17:15He hasn't got time to drink that now!
17:16Biscuit?
17:17Oh, these look good!
17:18Come to me!
17:19Now, will you get on with it?
17:20Look, look, look!
17:21This lot here, an hour and a half!
17:22This one, easy!
17:23Lick a paint, lick a paint, lick a paint one hour!
17:25Erm, what time is it now?
17:27Ten to nine!
17:28All right, ten to nine and two and a half hours is plenty of time!
17:31Give us a business!
17:32No, no, you can have one when you've done the door!
17:33Polly, take my way!
17:34You can have that when you've finished the door, too!
17:35The trouble with you, Mr. Fawlty, is that you're worried too much!
17:38You keep it up like this and you'll have a stroke before you're fifty!
17:41Stone dead, you'll be!
17:43Suits me!
17:44Oh!
17:45That's a dreadful thing to say!
17:46Get a bit of peace!
17:47Don't be so morbid!
17:48The good lord made the world so that we could all enjoy ourselves!
17:51Look, my wife enjoys herself!
17:53I worry!
17:54Well, let me tell you, if the good lord meant us to worry, he would have given us things to
17:58worry about!
17:59He has!
18:00My wife!
18:01She will be back here in four hours and she can kill a man at ten paces with one blow off
18:06her tongue!
18:07How am I supposed not to worry?
18:09Just remember, Mr. Fawlty, there's always someone worse off than yourself!
18:13Is there?
18:14What I'd like to meet him, I could do with a laugh!
18:15You'll just have to worry for the both of us!
18:17I'm telling you, if the good lord...
18:19He's mentioned once more, I shall move you closer to him!
18:21Now, please!
18:24Mr. Fawlty, she's here!
18:25What?
18:26She's here!
18:27Oh, God!
18:28I'll try and get rid of a hide!
18:29Where?
18:30In there!
18:31In there!
18:32In there!
18:33I'll try and stall!
18:34Oh, God help me!
18:35Hello, Sybil!
18:36Hello, Basil!
18:37Well, you finished your girls earlier!
18:38We haven't started yet, Basil!
18:39Where are you going, dear?
18:40Up these steps!
18:41Oh, don't, dear!
18:42It's such a lovely day!
18:43Let's go for a walk!
18:44We haven't done that for years!
18:45Thank you!
18:46Oh, dear!
18:47Oh, dear!
18:48Oh, dear!
18:49Oh, dear!
18:50Oh, dear!
18:51Oh, dear!
18:52Oh, dear!
18:53Oh, dear!
18:54Oh, dear!
18:55Oh, dear!
18:56Go for a walk!
18:57We haven't done that for years!
18:58Oh, Sybil!
18:59I nearly forgot!
19:00You're not gonna believe this!
19:01Let me show you!
19:02There!
19:03Look at that!
19:05There's Stubbs for you!
19:07Cool!
19:08Mind you, I warned you, but still,
19:10a reputable builder like that!
19:11Tsk!
19:12Tsk!
19:13Tsk!
19:14Tsk!
19:15Stubbs?
19:16Cool!
19:17Wicked!
19:18Tsk!
19:19Where's O'Reilly, Basil?
19:21Cripp!
19:22Tsk!
19:23Tsk!
19:24Tsk!
19:25Tsk!
19:26Tsk!
19:27Hum?
19:28Where's O'Reilly?
19:29O'Reilly?
19:30Yes, O'Reilly!
19:32Sybil, you never cease to am-
19:35I mean, just because of this,
19:37you automatically assume it has to be O'Reilly,
19:39right?
19:40I mean, you just assume that I have been lying all along,
19:41right?
19:42I mean, why O'Reilly?
19:44Because his van's outside.
19:47Well, he's here now!
19:48Of course he's here now!
19:49He's gotta clear up this mess that your Stubbs has made.
19:51That's why his van's outside!
19:54on a Sunday I mean that's what I call service I agree you do yes but if Stubbs
19:59has made this mess then I think they should come and clear it up well yes but
20:02I mean there's no point now that O'Reilly's here dear I mean we want it
20:04done straight away yeah well there's no point in paying money to Mr O'Reilly
20:07when Mr Stubbs would have to do it for free I'll call him now well he won't be there on a Sunday dear
20:11well then I'll call him at home
20:12getting a bit of chipped from the old lake this morning
20:17not to worry anyway I've called him at home and he's not there
20:21when did you call him oh um first thing before I called O'Reilly wasn't that
20:25rather early for a Sunday well I called him just a few minutes ago just before you
20:27arrived there's nobody there oh yes hello Fawlty Towers yes who uh yes I think you
20:38better have a word with my wife um somebody for Mr Stubbs dear hello simple
20:43Fawlty well it is a complete mess well could you come straight round and put it
20:49right would you like to deal with this Basil so you see we couldn't possibly manage it for at least
20:55three weeks but if you want it done straight away I suggest you try someone like uh oh what's his name
21:02it's uh O'Reilly bravo Polly well done girl but listen where are you speaking from she's in here with
21:09me basil is there somebody there trying to pretend that they're from Mr Stubbs's company
21:17what sort of game do you think you're playing I mean real real would you believe what some of
21:21these people will do similar I am going to make you regret this for the rest of your life basil
21:25well fair enough I suppose but I think Stubbs is partly
21:28basil don't you dare don't you dare give me any more of those pathetic lies oh right
21:34did you really think that I would believe that this shambles is the work of professional builders I
21:41mean people who do it for a living no no not really no why did I trust you basil why did I let you make
21:46the arrangements I could have seen what was going to happen why did I do it well we all make
21:50mistakes dear sick to death of you you never learn do you you never ever learn we have used O'Reilly
21:58three times in the last year and each time it has been a fiasco that all out there is still not done
22:03you got him in to change a washer in November and we didn't have any running water for two weeks well
22:07he's not really a plumber dear well then why did you hire him because he's cheap oh I wouldn't call
22:13a cheap civil what would you call him then well cheapish but I mean the reason he's cheapish is
22:18he's no bloody good I mean he's not brilliant not brilliant he belongs in a zoo oh you've never
22:25given anyone the benefit of the doubt he's shoddy he doesn't care he's a liar he's incompetent he's
22:30lazy he's nothing but a half-witted thick Irish joke oh hello O'Reilly how funny we were just talking
22:35about you and then we got on to another Irish bill that we used to know oh god he was off I was talking
22:41about you mr. O'Reilly well you do I thought you were talking come come mrs. Fawlty I'm coming oh dear me
22:48what have I done now that and that not to worry I'm putting it right not to worry you've heard of
22:55the genius of the lamp mrs. Fawlty well that's me you think I'm joking don't you oh don't smile
23:03why are you smiling mr. O'Reilly well to be perfectly honest mrs. Fawlty I like a woman with spirit
23:10oh do you is that what you like I do I do oh good now so that's enough
23:17come on then give us a smile
23:20O'Reilly I have seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds
23:28I've seen better organized creatures than you running around farmyards with their heads cut
23:32off now collect your things and get out never want to see you or any of your men in my hotel again
23:38now if you'll excuse me I have to speak to a professional builder
23:43hello mr. Stubbs it's civil faulty here I'm sorry to disturb you on a Sunday morning we have a slight
23:49problem with a couple of doors we'd like you to take care of when do you think you could come
23:52around and take a look at them tomorrow morning at nine o'clock that'll be fine see you then thank
23:59you very much goodbye well I think I shall go over to Audrey's now and I shan't be back till the
24:05morning oh Basil yes dear what is that doing here it's your garden home dear isn't it nice
24:11well don't you think it will be better in the garden yes dear good idea oh no no no Basil put
24:17him back on second thoughts I think I'll leave him in charge I'm sure he's cheaper he'll certainly
24:21better at it than you are have a nice day dear don't drive over any mines or anything
24:29what are you going on well please take your tools back and continue with the work well I
24:36caution for you what mrs. for she was saying I'm gonna take that seriously I well I thought I might
24:41you're gonna let her speak to us like that well she did no she didn't she thinks she did but we'll
24:48show her we're not just gonna put that door back and take that one out we're gonna close that one
24:52off and put that one through as well we're gonna do the best day's work you've ever done O'Reilly
24:56Manuel any sign hey no no no no morning faulty ah morning major papers are here ah good there is
25:10anything new major another car strike never mind all right morning major oh good morning uh oh right
25:18ah you found it I knew you would he lost it you know
25:24Mr. Foley she come now she come now quick quick
25:28quick
25:30good morning dear did you have a pleasant evening dear
25:46did you have a pleasant evening dear oh good ah Mr. Stubbs my wife says there thank you good morning Mrs. Forty oh Mr. Stubbs this is most awkward I'm afraid I have to apologize
26:07my husband has put me in rather an embarrassing situation once again I was going to ask you to do
26:15some work here yes but I was away last night and when I came back just now well it appears
26:20to have been done everything all right dear I mean it'll probably all fall down by lunch time oh do you
26:27think so dear well let's ask a real expert do you think it'll all fall down by lunch Mr. Stubbs no no no
26:31no Mr. Stubbs wouldn't agree with you on that one dear it's a very good job oh did you hear that dear
26:35very good job oh none of us likes me wrong dear I certainly don't and then we knock through the store
26:41here and we close this one off what did you use RSJ and oh no four by two not bad eh dear and not
26:48expensive no I mean for the lintel did you use an RSJ you know an iron girder or did you use a
26:55concrete lintel uh no wouldn't one but that's a supporting wall what quite well thanks very much
27:02for coming over this morning just a minute you mean that isn't strong enough that's a supporting
27:08wall mrs. 40 you could give away at any moment any moment yeah go to help the floors above look
27:13keep this door shut so I can get a screw jack to prop it up before the bloody lot comes in I don't know
27:17cowboys Basil Basil I'm going to see Mr. O'Reilly dear I think I might go to Canada
27:38but I think I might go to Canada and I think I am really just going to be a big one I think I
27:43want to see you next time as to Canada I think I'm really going to see you next time
27:47for coming out of Canada but I think I love everybody here and I think we will make it
27:49a large amount of money so I think I do the same amount of money so I think I know
27:53good sport has this year it is in Canada but I think it is a big deal I think it's very
27:57nice and I think I always feel that right now I'm very happy and I got to be able to see you next
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