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00:00.
00:29It's so basic. If you don't go we won't have a point in having you.
00:51Put yourself together.
00:56Come on.
00:58Mr Fawlty. Mr Fawlty. Mr Fawlty.
01:02Telephone.
01:03What?
01:04Telephone. Telephone.
01:06Where's Sybil?
01:08Okay.
01:09Where's Sybil?
01:11Where's the bill?
01:15I own the place. I don't pay bills. Where's my wife?
01:19She's not here.
01:21She is there.
01:23Oh, never mind. Never mind.
01:26Right, leave it to me. I'll do it. I'll mend the car and answer the telephone.
01:30You can change it.
01:32In here. In here. Yes, I know it's in here.
01:36This way. Yes, I know it's this way. I own the place.
01:40Hello, Fawlty Towers.
01:42Oh, Andre, thank you for calling.
01:46Kurt's marvellous. We're absolutely delighted with him.
01:50Really, Andre, he's wonderful.
01:52This, Basil's wife. This, Basil. This, smack on head.
01:58Just one minute, Andre.
02:01Basil.
02:02Yes, dear?
02:03Have you taken the car in yet?
02:04Yes, I'm just dealing with it, dear.
02:05You're not trying to do it yourself, are you, Basil?
02:07Oh, have you seen this markup here, dear?
02:09Did you hear what I said?
02:10Yes, I did, dear. It was a bit of a scratch.
02:11Take it into the garage, Basil.
02:13Yes, just having a look at it, dear.
02:15Sorry, Andre, where was I?
02:17Oh, yes, well, he's the best chef we've ever had.
02:20We can't thank you enough for finding him for us.
02:23Look, can you come and have dinner on Sunday?
02:26There's something we want to ask your advice about.
02:29Okay, lovely. See you then, then.
02:35Hello, Polly.
02:36Can you come and have a drink, Mrs. Fawlty?
02:38Drink. I've just sold a sketch.
02:39Really? I'd love to.
02:40Hello.
02:41Hello.
02:42Hello.
02:43Kurt, Andre, can come on Sunday.
02:45I thought you were taking the car in.
02:46Hmm?
02:47Are you at those again?
02:48I just took one, dear.
02:49I think you've had enough of those, Basil.
02:51Now, will you deal with the car, please?
02:52Good, Mr. Fawlty. Superb, Kurt.
02:54For you, Mr. Fawlty?
02:55Oh, thank you, Polly.
02:57Are you going to do the car?
02:58In a moment, my little piranha fish.
03:01I've just sold a sketch.
03:03What, for money?
03:04I bought it, Mr. Fawlty.
03:06She's very talented.
03:07Oh, no, Polly, I won't.
03:08Oh, come on.
03:09No, thank you.
03:10Oh, please.
03:11I bought it a thank you.
03:12No, honestly.
03:13Don't you like it?
03:14Too much, but not when I'm working.
03:16You drink it for me, Manuel.
03:17Well, cheerio.
03:18Cheerio, Basil.
03:19Well, that smells nice.
03:20Here it is, Mr. Fawlty.
03:22She's really got something, you know.
03:24Really?
03:25Well worth 50p, anyway.
03:27Yes.
03:28Do you win a bun if you guess what it is or something?
03:30It's Manuel.
03:31What?
03:32It's me.
03:33Where?
03:34Manuel is my friend.
03:35We are good friends, eh?
03:36Oh, si?
03:37Yeah, it's very modern, very socialist.
03:39Something to remember him by, you know, when he goes.
03:42Are you still here, Basil?
03:43No, I went a couple of minutes ago, dear, but I expect I'll be back shortly.
03:47Oh, no, no, Manuel.
03:49Look.
03:50Like this.
03:51Oh, I like that.
03:53Would you do me one?
03:54Really?
03:55Of Manuel?
03:56Yes.
03:57Looked nice on Basil's bedside table.
03:58Two in a day.
03:59That's as many as Van Gogh sold in a lifetime.
04:01Ah, but he didn't have Manuel as a model, eh?
04:04Mm, this is wonderful.
04:26I told you he's one of the best.
04:29He's almost as good as you, Andre.
04:31He's absolutely divine, Basil.
04:33Go on, have a bit.
04:34Mm, this is good, isn't it?
04:35Oh, listen to him.
04:36The only place I've ever really seen him eat is your restaurant, Andre,
04:39and he's stuffing it away like a hamster.
04:41Really, Basil.
04:42We're going to have to buy him a great big wheel to run around him
04:44when he's got a mad toy,
04:46or he'll get like a big, bad tempered tomato.
04:48I believe we were discussing the gourmet evening, dear.
04:51Do you know, Andre, burst his zip this morning.
04:54Oh.
04:57What's the matter, darling?
04:58You're embarrassing Andre.
05:00No, dear, I'm embarrassing you.
05:02Look at that.
05:03Well, I'd better go and have a word with the guests.
05:04Why don't you have another vat of wine, dear?
05:06That's fine.
05:09Good evening, Major. Enjoying your soup?
05:11Well, it tasted a bit off to me, faulty.
05:13Well, it's made with fresh mushrooms, Major.
05:15Ah, that would explain it.
05:17Good evening. Everything to your satisfaction?
05:21Oh, yes.
05:22Well, I don't like the chips.
05:24Sorry?
05:25The chips are awful.
05:26Oh, dear. What's wrong with them, then?
05:28They're the wrong shape and they're just awful.
05:30I'm afraid he gets everything cooked the way he likes it at home.
05:33Ah, does he? Does he?
05:34Yes, I do, and it's better than this for kids' garbage.
05:37Now, Ronald.
05:38These eggs look like you laid them.
05:40Ronald!
05:41Look, look, look here, old chap.
05:43Shut up. Leave him alone.
05:44He's very clever.
05:46Rather highly strung.
05:47Yes, yes, he should be.
05:49Well, these are proper French fried potatoes, you see.
05:53The chef is continental.
05:54Couldn't you get an English one?
05:56Why don't you eat just one or two, dear?
05:58They're the wrong shape.
05:59Oh, dear.
06:00What shape do you usually have?
06:01Mickey Mouse shape?
06:02Smarty shape?
06:03Amphibious landing craft shape?
06:06Poke-in-the-eye shape?
06:07God, you're a dump.
06:08Oh, now?
06:09Is there something we can get you instead, Sonny?
06:12I'd like some bread and salad cream.
06:15To eat?
06:16Well, there's the bread and there's the mayonnaise.
06:18I said salad cream, stupid.
06:21We don't have any salad cream.
06:23The chef made this freshly this morning.
06:25What a dump.
06:26This is very good.
06:28He likes salad cream.
06:30That's puke, that is.
06:31Well, at least it's fresh puke.
06:33Oh, dear.
06:34Well, he said it.
06:35May I ask why you don't have proper salad cream?
06:38I mean most restaurants.
06:39Well, the chef usually buys it only on special occasions.
06:41You know, gourmet nights and so on.
06:43But when he's got a bottle,
06:45he's a genius with it.
06:47He can unscrew the cap like Robert Carrier.
06:49It's a treat to watch.
06:50And then...
06:51Right in the plate.
06:52None on the walls.
06:53Magic.
06:54Mind you, he's a wizard with a tin opener, too.
06:56He's got a Pulitzer Prize for that.
06:57He can have the stuff in the saucepan
06:59before you can say haute cuisine.
07:01You name it,
07:02he'll heat it up and scrape it off the pan for you.
07:04Mind you, skilled lad Addison picked up overnight.
07:06Still, I'll tell him to get some salad cream.
07:08I mean, you never know when Henry Kissinger's gonna drop in, do you?
07:11Oh, sorry.
07:12Sorry.
07:13Nice man.
07:16No, no, seriously.
07:17I think it's a very good idea.
07:18You do really?
07:19I promise you,
07:20people around here are getting more and more keen on good food.
07:23Ah, so much for the night's guests, ignorant rabble.
07:26There's always a few, Mr Fawlty.
07:27Well, not on gourmet night.
07:28There won't be none of these proles.
07:30Well...
07:31Andre thinks Thursday nights would be best.
07:33Thursdays?
07:34Mm, I think so.
07:35Right, and on all the other nights,
07:36we'll just have a big trough of baked beans
07:38and garnish it with a couple of dead dogs.
07:42Well, that's settled then.
07:43Good.
07:44And I'm very pleased for Kurt too.
07:45It will be good for him to have something special to do.
07:48Mm.
07:49I'd like to have a word with him, do you mind?
07:50No, of course not.
07:51Right, well, I'll get the menus printed on Monday.
07:53Polly can do the menus.
07:54No, she can't.
07:55Yes, she can.
07:56No, she can't.
07:57Yes, she can.
07:58No, she can.
07:59Yes, she can.
08:00You can write the advertisement in the Echo.
08:01Only don't make it too toffee-nosed Basil.
08:03We don't want to put people off.
08:05I just want to keep the riffraff away, dear.
08:07Well, good luck, my old friend.
08:09It's good to have you down here.
08:10Thank you for, well, you know.
08:12Don't mention it.
08:13Nice to have met you, Manuel.
08:15He's my friend.
08:16Oh, one night I cook you both paella.
08:18Okay, and Kurt, hmm?
08:20You don't trust me?
08:21Ciao.
08:22Ciao.
08:23Manuel, together you and I make faulty tars,
08:26famous for its cooking.
08:27Okay.
08:28Excellent, tip-top, famoso.
08:30Oh, you are so cute.
08:32And well.
08:35Oh.
08:36Get a clean one.
08:41It's clean now.
08:45Oh, it's dirty now.
08:50Do you like the menu, Mr Fawlty?
08:51No, I don't.
08:52Oh, good.
08:53What?
08:55Thank you so much.
08:56Give it to me.
08:57Give it to me.
08:59Oh, Basil.
09:00Guess who just called to cancel at 12 minutes past seven?
09:05Who?
09:06The Coosters.
09:07What?
09:08All four?
09:09Marvellous, isn't it?
09:10Ah!
09:11What do they say?
09:12One of them's ill.
09:13Well, let's hope it's nothing trivial.
09:15Do you realise there are four people at our grand opening dinner?
09:18Never mind.
09:19Never mind.
09:20Never mind.
09:21Never mind.
09:22There's four people, Basil.
09:23Shall we feed them in the kitchen?
09:24But think who those four are?
09:25Colonel and Mrs Hall?
09:26Both J.P.'s?
09:27And Lionel Twitchin?
09:29One of Torquay's leading Rotarians?
09:31That'll put us on the map.
09:32Is this your treasurer, dear?
09:34I should never have let you write that advert.
09:36Fancy putting no riffraff.
09:38When you're presenting haute cuisine,
09:40you don't want the working class sticking its nose in it.
09:43Everything all right?
09:44Where's Kurt?
09:45He and Manuel are getting the wine from the cellar.
09:47Right.
09:48Ah, this is what it's all about.
09:50You two!
09:51You're supposed to be in your rooms.
09:52What?
09:53You're not allowed down here tonight, remember?
09:54Who doesn't?
09:55It looked pretty.
09:56What are you cooking?
09:57I'll send you up a menu with your bread and cheese.
09:59Now, get up.
10:00Get up.
10:01They're here.
10:02What?
10:03The halls are here.
10:04Right!
10:05Go to your rooms!
10:06The halls!
10:07Mr Fawlty.
10:08Mr Fawlty.
10:09I'm very upset.
10:10Not now, Manuel.
10:11Later.
10:12Well, when I went for my jog this morning,
10:16I thought it was going to be pretty warm.
10:18But in the event, of course,
10:20it turned out to be pretty cool, really.
10:23Then it began to cloud up this afternoon,
10:26quite contrary to the weather forecast, naturally.
10:29And I shouldn't be a bit surprised if we got a spot of rain tonight.
10:33Still, it's been a lovely summer, hasn't it?
10:36Oh, yes?
10:37Colonel, how delightful to see you again.
10:39Sorry?
10:40How delightful to see you again.
10:41We met last year at the golf club dinner dance.
10:43You may remember?
10:44No, I don't.
10:46Ah, fine.
10:47Well, we didn't talk for long.
10:48Just good evening, really, you know.
10:50A blink in the eye and you'd have missed it.
10:52As indeed you did.
10:53Quite understandably.
10:54Oh.
10:55Sorry?
10:56What?
10:57Hmm?
10:58Well, er, how's that lovely daughter of yours?
11:02She's dead.
11:03I like your super.
11:04Isn't that super?
11:05The way those stripes go up and down, it's really super.
11:08How much did that cost, then?
11:10Who are you?
11:11I mean, I don't know your name.
11:17What is it?
11:18What?
11:19My name.
11:20Oh, this is my husband, Basil Fawlty.
11:22That's it.
11:23Well, ah, how do you do?
11:24How do you do?
11:25May I introduce my wife?
11:26Well, she just introduced you.
11:27Oh, what a coincidence.
11:28Yes.
11:29Well, I don't believe you know my wife.
11:31Dead.
11:32Yes.
11:33May I introduce Mrs Hall?
11:35Oh, sorry.
11:40I didn't see you down there.
11:41Don't get up.
11:46What would you like to drink, Mrs Small?
11:48Oh, er, yes.
11:49Er, a short?
11:50Or, or?
11:51A sherry?
11:52How about a sherry?
11:53A sherry?
11:54Lovely.
11:55Oh, good.
11:56Large?
11:57Or, or, or, or not, er, not quite so large?
11:58Too small and dry.
12:00Oh, I wouldn't say that.
12:02What?
12:03I don't know.
12:04Two small dry sherrys.
12:06Oh, I see what you mean.
12:07I'm sorry.
12:09Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Twitchin.
12:11Good evening.
12:12Welcome to Forty Time.
12:13Good evening.
12:14How very oh-fair of you to come to our little culinary soiree this evening.
12:17Only too glad to support something new in Torquay.
12:20Such an unusual idea.
12:22I do hope it works out.
12:23Well, we have our hopes.
12:24Mr. Forty.
12:25Ah, Polly, would you take Mrs. Twitchin's coat, please?
12:27Yes, of course.
12:28Thank you so much.
12:29Now, would you, er...
12:30Mr. Forty.
12:31Yes?
12:32Yes?
12:33Oh, er, this is Polly.
12:34She will be serving you later this evening.
12:35Er...
12:36Well?
12:37It's Kurt.
12:38Yes?
12:39He's potted the shrimps.
12:43What?
12:44He's potted the shrimps.
12:46Shrimps?
12:47We're not having shrimps tonight, Polly.
12:49Now, er, would you...
12:50He's soused the herrings.
12:53What are you all about?
12:54What are you all about?
12:55He's pickled the onions, and he's smashed the eggs in his cups under the table.
13:00Excuse me.
13:01Have you been drinking?
13:02No, not me.
13:03Well, will you behave yourself?
13:04I'm so sorry.
13:05Would you wear carefrups?
13:06Stop that!
13:07Let's pull you something out!
13:08Now, may I offer you a little aperitif before...
13:09Sorry.
13:10And may I offer you a little aperitif, while you make up your mind what you would like
13:11for dinner?
13:12That's very kind of you, Lottie.
13:13Erm, a tomato juice, please.
13:14Ah, Mr. Twitchin?
13:15Yes, tomato juice for me, thank you.
13:16Ah, good.
13:17Oh, Colonel.
13:18Er, Colonel and Mrs. Hall?
13:19May I introduce Mr. and Mrs.
13:37Have you met?
13:38No, no, we haven't.
13:39Have you?
13:40No.
13:41Oh, good.
13:42Well, what would you like to drink, then?
13:43What?
13:44To drink?
13:45I didn't catch the name.
13:46Oh, you didn't catch it.
13:47What a rotten bit of luck.
13:48Well, fine, thank you.
13:49You?
13:50No, no, we still don't know the name.
13:51Oh, faulty.
13:52Basil faulty.
13:53No, no, there.
13:54Oh, dear, I'm so sorry.
13:55I thought you meant the author.
13:56Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:58It's very warm, isn't it?
13:59I can do a little drink, too.
14:00So, another sheriff?
14:01Well, aren't you going to introduce us?
14:02Didn't I?
14:03No.
14:04Oh, sorry.
14:05This is Mr. and Mrs. Farbison.
14:06What?
14:07Mr. and Mrs.
14:08Oh, sorry.
14:09This is Mr. and Mrs. Farbison.
14:10What?
14:11Mr. and Mrs.
14:13Oh!
14:18Sorry, I fainted.
14:20Oh!
14:21Oh, I feel bad for that.
14:22I'll just get you your tomato juices.
14:24Oh, right in, actually.
14:25Oh, oh.
14:26Would you care to join us?
14:27Oh, thank you so much.
14:28There we are.
14:29Would you like to see the menu?
14:32Hmm?
14:33Yes, what is it?
14:34Please put the bottle down.
14:35What do you want?
14:36Please put the bottle down.
14:37What is it?
14:38Kurt is drunk.
14:43Sorry.
14:44Sorry.
14:46Drunk.
14:47Almost unconscious.
14:49Right.
14:54Oh!
14:55Sorry.
14:56Sorry.
14:57How?
14:58I don't know.
14:59It happened so quickly.
15:00He had a row with Manuel.
15:01Manuel?
15:02He's got a crush on him.
15:03A what?
15:04A crush, you know, in love.
15:05Oh!
15:06Um, would you excuse me just one moment?
15:08I won't do one moment.
15:09Brilliant.
15:10I think I should have hired a Frenchman.
15:12He's Greek, Mr Fawlty.
15:13Greek?
15:14Of course.
15:15Well, that's even worse.
15:16I mean, they invented it.
15:17Right.
15:18Give that to me, Kurt.
15:19Oh.
15:20Come on, give me that bottle.
15:21Now go away.
15:22Leave me alone.
15:23Come on, give it to me.
15:24Manuel!
15:25He doesn't love me.
15:26Well, you have to give these things time.
15:27I want Manuel!
15:28Well, I'm sure we can arrange something now.
15:29Can I have the bottle?
15:30He's so sweet.
15:31Yes, he is sweet.
15:32I know, yes.
15:33He's wonderful.
15:34Yes, yes, I know.
15:35Come on.
15:36Come on, Kurt.
15:37Come on.
15:38Come on.
15:39Come on.
15:40Get some black coffee, quick.
15:41He can't drink it.
15:42He's out.
15:43No, he isn't.
15:44He's only drunk half a bottle.
15:45Come on.
15:46Come on, Kurt.
15:47Come on.
15:48Come on, Kurt.
15:49Come on.
15:50Come on.
15:51Come on.
15:52Come on.
15:53Get some black coffee, quick.
15:54He can't drink it.
15:55He's out.
15:56There he isn't.
15:57He's only drunk half a bottle.
15:58Come on.
15:59Come on, Kurt.
16:00Come on.
16:01Come on, Kurt.
16:02Come on.
16:03Now listen to me, Kurt.
16:06Listen.
16:07I come in now, but no cuddle.
16:08Do you hear me?
16:09No cuddle.
16:10Look at that.
16:11What have you done?
16:12Dead?
16:13To the world.
16:14He's only drunk, Manuel.
16:15This is your fault.
16:16You only have to be civil to him.
16:17Civil?
16:18No, no.
16:19You don't understand.
16:20He's not enough.
16:21He want to kiss me.
16:22Oh, what's my little...
16:23Mr. Forty.
16:24Call Andre.
16:25He can do the cooking.
16:26He's open tonight.
16:27He's open on a Thursday.
16:28A clothier beat.
16:29But he can do it there.
16:30And you can pick it up in the car.
16:31Oh.
16:34Brilliant.
16:35Oh.
16:36Brilliant.
16:37Right.
16:38I can't resist slob stuff.
16:40No, no.
16:41It's toilet over me every time.
16:42Will you care for another drink?
16:43No, I don't think we will.
16:45We're nearly ready to order.
16:46I'll be back in a moment.
16:47No, no.
16:48So you can't do the lobster?
16:49No, right.
16:50Right.
16:51I see.
16:52But Andre, the tornadoes.
16:53Yes, I'm sorry.
16:54I'm sorry.
16:55I'm sorry.
16:56Basel.
16:57Yes, of course I want the duck.
16:58That's marvellous.
16:59But I mean, can you do one or two sauces?
17:00Wonderful.
17:01That's it.
17:03Thank you, Andre.
17:04I'm sorry.
17:05I need to order Basel.
17:06Well, stall them, stall them.
17:07What?
17:08Stall them, you stupid woman.
17:09Tell them some lie.
17:10What's happening?
17:11Shh.
17:12You just tell me what you're doing.
17:13We've got to change the menu.
17:14Why?
17:15Why?
17:16Why?
17:17Listen, he's out there.
17:18He's out.
17:19He's flat out.
17:20So Andre's...
17:21Who is?
17:22What?
17:23Who is out?
17:24Kurt, who do you think?
17:25Henry Kissinger?
17:26What do you mean out?
17:27He's drunk.
17:28Drunk?
17:29Drunk, sows, pottied, inebriated.
17:31Got it?
17:32I don't believe it.
17:33Neither do I.
17:34Practice a dream.
17:38No, it's not a dream.
17:39We're stuck with it.
17:40Right.
17:41Andre's doing the cooking.
17:42I'll collect it in the car.
17:43What's he cooking?
17:44He's duck.
17:45Duck?
17:46Duck.
17:47Duck?
17:48You know, duck.
17:49Duck.
17:50Duck.
17:51Duck.
17:52Duck.
17:53Duck.
17:54Duck.
17:55I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.
17:57Well, we'd like to order now.
17:59Yes, quite.
18:00My wife would like the lobster as her menu.
18:03Excuse me.
18:04There is one small thing.
18:06I'm afraid you were given the wrong menus.
18:08This is tonight's menu.
18:11What?
18:12Yes.
18:13I'm afraid the chef changed his mind and forgot to tell us.
18:15He's like that.
18:16Brilliant but temperamental.
18:17What?
18:18What?
18:19He's changed everything?
18:20I'm afraid so.
18:21Yes, it wasn't good enough, so he just chucked it away.
18:23He's such a perfectionist.
18:24The lobster.
18:25Lobster.
18:26Tornado.
18:27You name it, it's in the bin.
18:28Extraordinary.
18:29Yes, lucky old bin, I say.
18:30So, this is your new menu.
18:31Duck with orange.
18:33Duck with cherries.
18:35Duck surprise.
18:38What's duck surprise?
18:39That's duck without orange or cherries.
18:43I mean, is this all there is?
18:45Duck?
18:46Yes.
18:47Done, of course, the three extremely different ways.
18:49And what do you do if you don't like duck?
18:51Well, if you don't like duck, you're rather stuck.
18:57Fortunately, I love it.
18:59Oh, good.
19:00So, that's four ducks, is it?
19:01Oh, you were right.
19:02Oh.
19:03Now, he's getting this duck from Andre.
19:06Yes, but I don't know what vegetables he's put on.
19:08Three salamuses, Polly, and one mullet with mustard sauce from Mrs Hall.
19:12Right, where's the mullet?
19:13There.
19:14Oh, great.
19:15What are you doing about vegetables?
19:17Same, same as the other menu, dear.
19:19Andre's not doing anything.
19:20No, no, you do them, you and Polly.
19:21Mustard sauce, mustard sauce.
19:22Mustard sauce.
19:23Right, now, when I'm out in the car, you get them ready.
19:25Right?
19:26Right.
19:27Ready, Polly?
19:28Ready.
19:29Right, two of those for table nine, and one of those, and that's a tall table for you.
19:32Come on.
19:33Right.
19:38Very good.
19:39Very good.
19:40No, no, no.
19:41The other way round.
19:42The other way round.
19:43Oh, please.
19:44Yeah, what?
19:45No, no, no.
19:46The plates.
19:47Change the plates.
19:48Oh.
19:49Oh, he's dirty.
19:50I changed.
19:51No, no, no.
19:52Come here, come here.
19:53Change the plates.
19:54Change the plates.
19:55Change the plates.
19:56Change the plates.
19:57Change the plates.
19:58Change the plates.
19:59Change.
20:00Change the plates.
20:01Change it.
20:02Change it.
20:03Change it.
20:04Change it.
20:05Change it.
20:06Change it.
20:07Change it.
20:08I'm so sorry.
20:09He's from Barcelona.
20:10Forgive me.
20:11I don't know what he sees in you.
20:15Do you think we could have a drink dear?
20:21May I see the wine list please, Walter?
20:22Certainly, Major.
20:23Connaught the plates.
20:24Why?
20:25Colonel!
20:27Everything all right?
20:29Yes, thanks.
20:31Oh, good. Have I switched in? Yes, it's fine.
20:33Good, good, good.
20:35He's got it in his hair.
20:37How is it, dear?
20:39Well, there's the wine list, Colonel.
20:41Thank you very much.
20:43Oh!
20:45What's the matter?
20:47I think I'm going to be sick.
20:49It is an unusual taste, isn't it?
20:53It's not cooked, you ignoramus.
20:55What are you trying to do to it, Sporty?
20:57You mean that's raw?
20:59Would you prefer a cooked one?
21:01I can't even prefer a cooked one.
21:03It'll be even nicer.
21:05This is raw. This mullet is raw.
21:07What do we do to it?
21:09Listen, what do we do to this?
21:11Do we grill it?
21:13If we grill it, just go, oh.
21:15All right, do we fry?
21:17Just go, oh.
21:19It's very well, isn't it?
21:21Basil, will you just get out?
21:23Wine!
21:24Wine!
21:25Wine!
21:26What?
21:27Can I want some wine?
21:28No, no, you don't, Polly.
21:29Don't hit it, woman.
21:34Have you, er...
21:35Have you chosen yet, Major?
21:36Colonel?
21:37Hmm?
21:38Have you chosen your wine?
21:39Oh, yes, shabbley, please.
21:42Waitress?
21:43Yes?
21:44There's a hare in my moose.
21:48Well, don't talk too loud.
21:49Everybody will want one.
21:50What?!
22:00Oh, get out of the wine!
22:02Get out!
22:04I'm so sorry about that.
22:05The mullet's on its way.
22:14I'm so sorry about that.
22:20Oh, Mr. Fortuny, there you are.
22:21A beautiful bag for you.
22:23It should be...
22:24Delicious!
22:25Top!
22:26Hello, Jean-Noel!
22:27Top, top!
22:28He's always asleep.
22:29There you are.
22:30Don't forget the sauces.
22:31Oh, dear.
22:33All right.
22:34All goes very well for you.
22:35Good luck.
22:44Oh, dear.
22:56What? No good?
22:57No, no, this is better good.
22:58Oh.
23:14Judith, Holly?
23:26Right, I've covered on the trolley.
23:28Well done, everybody.
23:30Get the trolley ready.
23:32Right, let's go.
23:35What are you doing, you stupid mate?
23:38Wait a minute.
23:39I think it'll be all right.
23:40Yes, you're right.
23:44You said you're off.
23:46Look!
23:49Manit!
23:50I mean, look at that.
23:51Can I help?
23:52Yes, go and kill yourself.
23:53No, no, talk to Andre first.
23:56Tell him we need another one.
23:58You want to talk to them?
23:59What?
24:00Entertain them or something.
24:02Andre, it's Sibyl 40.
24:04Well, I'm afraid he got trodden on.
24:05Sorry, it's so wrong.
24:21Let's try again.
24:22No, no, no, no.
24:34Andre, don't worry.
24:36It's all on the gongong.
24:36Look at that.
24:37Oh, fantastic.
24:38Right.
24:39Okay.
24:40Wait a minute.
24:40No, no, no, no.
24:41What?
24:41The most important.
24:42More sources.
24:43No, but you gave.
24:44You don't want this one.
24:44I'm sorry.
24:45I don't need it.
24:45Really?
24:46It's all right.
24:46Okay.
24:46It's fine.
24:47You're right.
24:47Okay.
24:48Come on.
25:07Come on.
25:09La, la, la, la.
25:10Hold on.
25:18I'm just a girl who can't say no.
25:22I'm in a terrible fix.
25:29Come on.
25:30Oh.
25:41Come on.
25:43Come on.
25:44Come on.
25:45Stop.
25:46Stop, you vicious bastard.
25:50Come on.
25:52Oh, my God.
25:54I'm warning you.
25:55If you don't stop, I'll count as three.
26:00One, two, three.
26:03Right.
26:04That's it.
26:06You've tried it on just once too often.
26:08Right.
26:09Well, don't say I haven't warned you.
26:11I've laid it on the line to you time and time again.
26:14Right.
26:15Well, this is it.
26:16I'm going to give you a damn good trashing.
26:24Yacht.
26:29I can't be prissy and quaint.
26:32How can I be when I ain't?
26:35I can't say no.
26:38I can't say no.
26:39Hello.
26:41Ah!
26:42Yes, we're going!
26:47Uh, any sign of the duck?
26:51Oh, it's just coming.
26:52Oh, Uncle Ted comes in with his crate of brown ale and...
27:05And Mama says,
27:09Oh, Ted, look who's here!
27:11And he says,
27:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
27:14OK, Polly.
27:15OK.
27:16Got the saucers?
27:16Got them.
27:17Right.
27:21Ladies and gentlemen.
27:24So sorry, no catcher lady.
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27:52Well, uh, who's for trifle?
27:54What?
27:55Uh, trifle for you, Mrs. Hall.
27:57What about the duck, Forty?
28:01Duck's off.
28:02Sorry.
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