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00:36Oh, my God.
01:02As director of the Mobius Mint,
01:05it gives me great pleasure to present to you
01:08the very first Sonic the Hedgehog 12 Mobium build.
01:13You're our hero, Sonic.
01:16Yeah!
01:20Way past cool.
01:23Yeah!
01:28Ooh, I hate that hedgehog.
01:31Not only does Sonic mess up all my plans to take over Mobius,
01:36but now they're putting his ugly mug on the money.
01:41I'll make it so that every Mobius build
01:44will have my dazzlingly cruel face on it.
01:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:52Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad,
01:55fall in!
01:58I want that meddling hedgehog out of my hair
02:01for a couple of hours.
02:03I don't want him filing this wickedly inspired plan.
02:07Yes, you're filing this!
02:08Right away!
02:10And phone me the second you've done it!
02:13Then my assault on the Mobius Mint can begin!
02:19And what do you want me to do, master, sir?
02:22You? I want you to scrub the toilets like you always do, coconuts.
02:27Scrubbing toilets, scrubbing toilets.
02:29Sanitation patrol stinks.
02:31I don't see scratch and grounder scrubbing no toilets.
02:34And they never captured Sonic.
02:37Ow! That hurts.
02:40How are you? How are you? How are you?
02:42Remember me? Wes Weasley.
02:44Weasley's the name. Selling's the game.
02:52Weasley's the game.
03:04I remember you.
03:06You ruined my life once, Weasley.
03:09It won't happen again.
03:11I can see that I made an impression.
03:13But why live in the past?
03:15I represent a new company now.
03:16F-W-Ink.
03:18That's Failsafe Wizardry Incorporated.
03:21Everything for the do-it-yourself sorcerer.
03:23Regular hedgehog's crafting methods not working?
03:25Why not try the spells and potions of sorcery?
03:28Magic spells and potions to stop Sonic?
03:31Whoa!
03:32If I could do that,
03:34Dr. Robotnik would for sure take me off sanitation patrol.
03:38Get out of my life!
03:40Huh?
03:42Whoa!
03:46Gee, Dr. Robotnik was really mad.
03:49Well, it's his loss, palsy.
03:51He has no idea of the value of my magical supplies.
03:56Time to find me another sucker.
03:58Uh, uh, the customer.
03:59No, no, no, no, no, wait!
04:01Me!
04:01I want to be a next customer!
04:03What?
04:04You want a magic toilet cleaning potion?
04:07You know,
04:08I got one of those.
04:09Only slightly used.
04:10I could let you have a cheat.
04:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:13I want to be a do-it-yourself sorcerer!
04:15I want to stop Sonic with a magic spell!
04:19Do?
04:19Well, why didn't you say so?
04:24Now, the first thing I want you to consider
04:25is F.W. Inc.'s new do-it-yourself disappearing spell.
04:30I'll take it!
04:31See ya, yeah!
04:32What?
04:33Disappear, Sonic!
04:34Ah!
04:34Disappear!
04:35Ha, ha, ha!
04:35When I make Sonic disappear,
04:37Dr. Robotnik is for sure
04:39going to take me off sanitation patrol!
04:42This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
04:45All right, palsy.
04:46Now, how would you like to pay for all this?
04:48Hey!
04:49I don't have any money.
04:51What?
04:51No money?
04:52Well, we'll just have to think of something else then,
04:55won't we, palsy?
05:01And what's this?
05:03Uh, uh...
05:07It's a bill!
05:08For six cases of toilet paper.
05:10More toilet paper?
05:12Oh, you use a lot of it, you wise.
05:15Tja, all right.
05:21Way to go, palsy!
05:23With this signature,
05:24I, Dr. Robotnik,
05:26hereby agree to pay for anything coconuts wants.
05:29Perfecto, perfecto!
05:30Now, go make that hedgehog disappear!
05:34Yeah, yeah!
05:34Then Scratch and Grounder will have to clean all the toilets!
05:38Wow!
05:44Well, bro,
05:45what do you say we take this 12-Mobium bill
05:48and find us the biggest chili dogs money can buy?
05:52Yeah, let's do it!
05:53Up, up, over, and down!
05:59Hurry, Grounder!
06:00Here comes Sonic and Tails!
06:02Pour the cement!
06:04Ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:06Gotcha, Scratch!
06:07I'm pouring the cement!
06:08We got a couple of nice chili dogs for you, Sonic!
06:12But eat slow!
06:14You'll be sticking around here a long time!
06:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:27Snip that whiff, Tails!
06:29It's chow time!
06:33Hickles, gyroscope, whoop here!
06:36Oh, no!
06:37I forgot the rest of the ones to the disappearance now!
06:41Can you believe it, Tails?
06:42The slow-mos are so lame,
06:44now they're trying cheap magic tricks to get me.
06:48Coconuts, get out of there!
06:50Hey, move it, monkey breath!
06:52The cement's trying!
06:53Tell you what, Tails.
06:55Let's do a little trick of our own.
07:05Fast work!
07:06Yeah!
07:07The superintendent was even faster with his permission!
07:11Come on, Coco Nerd!
07:13Make me disappear!
07:14I got it!
07:15I remember now!
07:17Oh, come on, Grounder!
07:19We're gonna have to move that idiot ourselves!
07:22Pickles, gyroscope, whoop here!
07:24Whatever I point at will now disappear!
07:27Yeah!
07:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
07:28Ha, ha!
07:42Thanks for the swell dogs, slow-mos!
07:49And guess what, Tails?
07:50We still got that 12 Morium bill!
07:53Can we go find the biggest sodas money can buy, Sonic?
07:57Can we?
07:58You betcha!
08:02I had him!
08:03I had Sonic!
08:05Then scratching ground and those dumb donos made me miss!
08:08Forget about it, palsy!
08:10I got something better for you!
08:12You say you want to get rid of Sonic?
08:13Why not scare him away with F.W. Inc.'s amazing new Ghost Conjuring Kit!
08:19Ghosts!
08:20Ghosts!
08:21Roast!
08:21Scare Sonic!
08:22Yeah, yeah, yeah!
08:23I'll take it!
08:25Say, you really are quite a sucker and a customer, aren't you?
08:28Just need to add the new purchases to your bill, and you're all set!
08:32Go scare the daylights out of that hedgehog!
08:36To conjure Ghost, stir three bat wings into pre-heated pot of ginger ale!
08:45Come on, little bud, we've got some work to do!
08:49YAAAHHHHH!
09:00Oh, yeah, baby, oh, yeah, you're my nurse, Sonic!
09:05Ha-ha!
09:06Go get him, Ghosty!
09:12YAAAHHHHH!
09:15YAAAHHHHH!
09:17YAAAHHHHH!
09:17YAAAHHHHH!
09:17Sonic the Hedgehog!
09:19Gee, can I have your autograph?
09:21You're my hero!
09:23Sure thing, Spookster!
09:27No, no, no!
09:28Over here, Scratch!
09:30Has anyone ever told you you're pretty scary looking?
09:33Oh, I can be ten times scarier than this if I want!
09:37You want to see?
09:39Sonic, look!
09:41I'd love to see, Spookmeister!
09:43How about being scarier to the two bots that are coming this way?
09:53YAAAHHHHH!
09:56YAAAHHHHH!
09:57YAAAHHHHH!
10:02And look, Tails!
10:03A couple of ginger ales, just for us!
10:06Thanks, Coco-Mutt!
10:08YAAHH!
10:10It ain't all bad, palsy!
10:12At least you frightened the way those robot Bodinsky scratch and ground her!
10:16Now Sonic's all yours to catch!
10:18With F.W. Inc.'s new do-it-yourself turn-to-stone spell!
10:24Come on, palsy!
10:25Where's that old can-do spirit?
10:27This one's a piece of cake!
10:32You put your right hand in, you shake it all about,
10:35you say hocus pocus, and you lick the mastodon bone!
10:40Sonic will turn-to-stone!
10:44Or if you prefer, there's always this magic wand,
10:48and your old job scrubbing toilets!
10:51Yeah, yeah, yeah!
10:53Take the stone!
10:54King Sonic the stone!
10:56Ha-ha!
10:57I'll take it!
11:01That's the second customer I know!
11:04Just need to add the new purchases to your bill,
11:07and you're all set!
11:12You get free chili dogs!
11:14Then free sodas!
11:15And now, look!
11:17That robo-dork is gonna give us free after-lunch entertainment!
11:21You put your right hand up,
11:23you wiggle all around,
11:25you say,
11:26cock-a-loo-gee!
11:27No, that's not it!
11:29You hobble around!
11:31This actor needs a stage, don't you think?
11:39Then kick the mastodon bone!
11:43No, no, no, no!
11:44What is it?
11:46I can't wait around all day for him to remember his lines!
11:50You put your right hand in,
11:53you shake it all about,
11:55you say, hocus pocus...
11:58Next!
11:59And you lick the mastodon bone!
12:02Yeah, yeah, yeah!
12:03That's it!
12:04Sonic'll turn to stone!
12:06I'll have to score that dive a five.
12:09A high-five, Betty!
12:15Me!
12:16Coconuts!
12:16Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
12:18I captured Sonic and Tails, Dr. Robotnik!
12:21So you can go for it, sir!
12:23You can start your assault on the Mobius Mint!
12:32Me!
12:33Coconuts!
12:34Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
12:35I captured Sonic and Tails, Dr. Robotnik!
12:38I turned him into stone statues!
12:41Coconuts!
12:42Your fiendishness is brilliant!
12:45I only wanted the hedgehog out of the way for a couple of hours,
12:48and you've captured him for good!
12:50The very tips of my wickedly corrupt toes are tingling!
12:55Blasting into the Mobius Primus,
12:57a piece of cement is going to be even more fun now!
13:02Coconuts!
13:03There is a way to make Sonic real again, isn't there?
13:06Ha ha ha ha ha!
13:08Uh, yeah, yeah!
13:09It says right here,
13:10Hang up a phone, no more stone!
13:14Perfect!
13:15Don't do it, and I'll be there as soon as I'm through!
13:19All right, sir, no matter what, I won't hang up the phone!
13:23Bye!
13:27Oh, no!
13:35You put your right hand in!
13:37You shake it all about!
13:38You say...
13:39Get a life, bub.
13:40I've seen this trick before.
13:43I know how it works.
13:45Ah!
13:48Hey! You broke my bone!
13:51Let's speed, Geed!
13:53Up, over, and gone!
14:01Hmm...
14:12Cabulous!
14:14Stupendous!
14:15Sonic is mine!
14:16And so are all these brand new, crisp, clean six Mobium bills!
14:21I'm filthy rich!
14:23I mustn't forget!
14:25The evil doctor still has a little printing press surgery
14:29to perform on the twelve Mobium bills!
14:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
14:41What's this?
14:42What's it do?
14:43I'll take it!
14:44What's it do?
14:45All right, all right, palsy!
14:46Don't bust a bulb!
14:47What you're holding there is FW Inc.'s new bad luck emitter!
14:52Bad luck?
14:52Bad luck!
14:53Whoa!
14:54That sounds good!
14:55Palsy, it's great!
14:57Just pop this packet of broken mirrors
14:59and black cat hairs into the microwave power unit, like so.
15:03Fire it up, point, and shoot!
15:10And the other's hit suddenly has an astounding run of bad luck!
15:25Yeah, yeah!
15:26A hedgehog with bad luck will never be able to stop the...
15:29assault on the Mobius Mint!
15:32Just need to add the new purchases to your bill.
15:38And you're all set!
15:40Bad luck, palsy!
15:42Get it?
15:43Bad luck?
15:45Bad luck, yeah!
15:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
15:48I get it!
15:49Bad luck!
15:50Hoo hoo!
15:56Bad luck!
15:59Bad luck!
15:59Bad luck!
15:59Bad luck!
16:03Bad luck!
16:12Bad luck!
16:12Bad luck!
16:15Bad luck!
16:18Bad luck!
16:20Bad luck!
16:35Bad luck!
16:39Bad luck!
16:41Bad luck!
16:45And now nope!
16:53Bad luck!
16:54Good luck!
16:55Bad luck!
16:55Bad luck!
16:55Bad luck!
17:04Bad luck!
17:10Sonic! Look out!
17:14Ow!
17:20Better give it up, Roe Dum Dum. Your assault on the mint is all over.
17:25No, it's not!
17:28Cause your luck's about to change, Spineball!
17:32Ow!
17:39What?
17:42Ow!
17:44Oh, no!
17:52Bad luck for the fox, but good luck for me!
17:58Whoa! Failed!
18:02Quick! Coconuts! Meet me down at the Egomatic Tank Transport!
18:07At least we can get away with all the money!
18:12Hang on, bro! I'm gonna slow you down real fast!
18:21Oh, no!
18:22Come on, Sonic Baby! Move your titses!
18:31Yeah! Smokey!
18:35Yeah! Cheese!
18:37Lots of cheese on my chili dogs, Sonic!
18:40That's how I like him!
18:41That's right, Squirt! Keep on dreaming!
18:44But here where it's safe, I'm gonna give Robotnik some bad luck!
18:52Yes, Coconuts! We now have enough cash to torment Mobius for centuries!
19:03Wait a minute! Get the doors back open! There's still one more forklift coming!
19:10Yeah! And it's got an order to pick up one load of stinking rotten bad guys!
19:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:20Whoa!
19:23Ah!
19:29Ah!
19:33Whoa!
19:35Oh!
19:40Ah!
19:42I'm a man-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
19:45-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:51You're just in time! Your first payment is due!
19:55First payment for what?
19:57For the 359 million Mobiums' worth of do-it-yourself sorcery, your partner here purchased...
20:02Done!
20:03Isn't this your signature?
20:04With this signature, I, Dr. Robotnik,
20:07hear if I agree to pay for anything Coconuts wants?
20:11Coconuts!
20:13You two are finished!
20:15Robotnik, palsy, take it easy.
20:17Remember your blood pressure.
20:19We can work this out.
20:20Get out of my life!
20:26I love scrubbing toilets!
20:29You know, Coconuts, this is your lucky day.
20:32I can let you have that magic toilet cleaning potion at half price.
20:46Now this is a magic moment.
20:58These fabulous magic tricks, toys and candy are on sale today.
21:06Wow! I'll take it all! I hope this is enough!
21:10Hold it, Coconuts!
21:12Why waste your hard-earned cash on this junk?
21:15If you save it, why, you could buy something really cool.
21:18I'll buy that new toilet plunger and make Dr. Robotnik proud!
21:43We'll buy that new house!
21:43We'll buy that new house.
21:44Now this is the next item!
21:44We'll buy the blue-earth store!
21:44We'll buy a new house!
21:45We'll buy a new house!
21:45We'll buy a new house!
21:46We'll buy a new house!
21:47Now...
21:53Cookie charm!
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