MADtv S02E09

Mad TV

Season 2 Episode 9  madtv reality playboy

Transcript

00:00On the next MADtv, the UBS guy faces off with the competition.

00:06Our motto is SpedEx. They're in a flash.

00:09UBS. Sooner or later.

00:11Harry Connick Jr. reveals his softer side.

00:13Do yourself a favor. Wear sensible shoes.

00:17And the Vancombe lady goes way out in the manger.

00:20Marie!

00:21You know what? The Virginie has arrived.

00:24Next on MADtv.

00:26You are now watching MADtv.

00:30Amen and amen. Praise Jesus. Hallelujah.

00:36Brothers and sisters, you are now watching MADtv.

00:41And I'm the Reverend Lamont Nixon Fatback,

00:45a humble servant of Fox Television, nonstop Fox.

00:49All right, y'all.

00:50Brothers and sisters, we have climbed every mountain and swam every seat.

00:55And have delivered on to you, tonight's special guest, Mr. Hare Connick Jr.

01:03Oh, yes, sir. Oh, yes, sir.

01:05But before we get to the comedic sketch glory,

01:09I would like to bring out a fellow reverend who is often a guest at my house

01:12to say a few words about the holiest of holy times.

01:16Hallelujah.

01:16Please give it up for the Reverend Dr. Micah Kasich.

01:27Thank you very much.

01:28Thank you very much.

01:29All the great afternoon.

01:30As we speak, Akrima Day,

01:32you may see the Reverend Kasich's head is low.

01:35People, his head hangs so low.

01:37Reverend, my head is hanging shamefully low.

01:39And I'd love it if you could tell my friends out there

01:42why it's hanging so shamefully low.

01:43I'll tell them.

01:44It's because of the commercialization

01:46of the birth of the baby Jesus.

01:48Amen.

01:48Amen, Reverend.

01:49We have got to get back

01:51to the true meaning of Akrima.

01:53Say it again, Reverend.

01:54I don't think they heard you.

01:55I said we have got to get back

01:59to the true meaning

02:01of Akrima.

02:05All right, Reverend.

02:07I feel I have to speak my mind.

02:08Oh, break it down for him now.

02:09Now, I know a lot of you out there

02:11are all alone at the holidays.

02:12You got no family.

02:13You got no friends.

02:14Well, Reverend Fatback and I want you all

02:17to know that our church doors

02:19are open to you 24 hours a day.

02:22Oh, yes, sir.

02:23And to make sure them doors don't slam shut,

02:26oh, we're using a Harry Connick Jr. CD

02:29to keep them proper.

02:30Reverend, I just happen to have

02:31one of those right here.

02:32Oh, glory.

02:33It's almost like the new Harry Connick Jr. CD

02:35is, well, helping us to shoot,

02:37rediscover Christmas.

02:38Yes, yes, it is.

02:40For example, you're sitting down

02:41for your crema dinner

02:42and the table's just a little wobbly.

02:45You just slide a Harry Connick Jr. CD.

02:48Or two, Reverend, whatever it takes.

02:50To level it out.

02:51Well, friends, maybe you forgot to leave

02:54Santa a little milk and cookies

02:55this Christmas Eve.

02:56A Harry Connick Jr. CD on a plate

02:58works just as well.

03:00Yes, sir.

03:00You can tie together a couple of hundred

03:02of these Harry Connick Jr. CD's

03:04and make yourself a fine toboggan.

03:06Mm!

03:07Harry Connick Jr. CD cook where?

03:10Harry Connick Jr. CD bookshelf.

03:13What about a new Harry Connick Jr. CD sofa?

03:17Reverend, try not to fall asleep on that one.

03:19Oh!

03:22Oh, you see, my children,

03:24we got to get back to the basics

03:25of what this holiday's all about.

03:26My head is higher, Reverend.

03:30So have yourself a

03:31Harry Merry Christmas.

03:33And for those of you

03:34of forthcoming nominations,

03:35have a happy Hanukkah

03:37from Harry Connick Jr.

03:40Oh!

03:41Oh!

03:42Oh!

03:43Oh!

03:44Oh!

03:45Oh!

03:46Oh!

03:47Oh!

03:48Oh!

03:49Oh!

03:50Oh!

03:51Oh!

03:52Oh!

03:53Oh!

03:54Oh!

03:55Oh!

03:56Oh!

03:58Oh!

03:59Oh!

03:59Come on!

04:00Oh!

04:01Oh!

04:02Come on!

04:02Oh!

04:03Oh!

04:04Oh!

04:05Oh!

04:06Oh!

04:06Come on!

04:07Come on!

04:07Oh!

04:09Oh!

04:10You're so

04:12out!

04:13Crazy!

04:18Ooh!

04:24Ooh!

04:24Hey!

04:26Who are now watching the TV?

04:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:56Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

04:58Made a list, checked it twice, found out your company's been real nice.

05:00So, here I am to pick up your packages.

05:04Nice nails.

05:04Oh, thank you.

05:06Merry Christmas to you, too.

05:07Thanks.

05:08Hey, what's that on your head?

05:09Oh, it's my Santa hat.

05:10Ho, ho, ho.

05:11Oh, it's cute.

05:13It's a nice brown.

05:15Thanks.

05:16Okay, well, let's get your packages out.

05:18Hey, cool tree.

05:20That wasn't your last week, was it?

05:21No, it wasn't.

05:23Oh, wow, check it out.

05:23Hey, my nose is real big.

05:25Whoa, now it's small.

05:26Oh, thank you.

05:28Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.

05:32I gotta get these packages.

05:33Let's get them out, okay?

05:35Oh, what about those other packages?

05:37Shouldn't I take them, too?

05:38Uh, no, actually, we're not sending those with UBS.

05:41Well, who's gonna take them?

05:43I am.

05:46Chad.

05:47You're a worse nightmare.

05:49You guys have a contract with SpedEx?

05:51Well, actually, I was in the neighborhood, Jacko, and I just thought I'd stop by and show you how things are done.

05:55Uh, you guys know each other?

05:57Oh, yeah.

05:57Been a while, though, huh?

05:59Last time I saw you, you were chasing a manila envelope down Vine, weren't you?

06:03Huh.

06:04You know, you guys still specializing in those three-day overnights?

06:08Let me ask you, have you figured out what the word fragile means yet, or...?

06:10Yeah.

06:11Yeah.

06:11You know, you'd probably have a whole lot less wind resistance if you didn't have such a fat head.

06:15Boys, boys, boys, please.

06:16You started it.

06:17I don't care.

06:18I just want to get the packages out without a fight.

06:20Let's show a little holiday spirit, okay?

06:22Please.

06:23I could beat this guy any day of the week.

06:25Oh, yeah?

06:27Yeah.

06:29Stairs!

06:42Yes!

06:43In your face!

06:45Big deal.

06:46So you can run up and down stairs better than I can.

06:49So what?

06:50I don't suppose UBS has their own traffic helicopter.

06:53You guys got a helicopter?

06:54Uh, actually, we have three helicopters with infrared tracking and computer link-ups in every truck.

07:00See, that's why our motto is SpedEx.

07:02They're in a flash.

07:04Yeah, well, UBS.

07:06Sooner or later.

07:07Catchy!

07:08Guys, guys, can we get back to the packages, please?

07:12Yeah, yeah, okay.

07:14Jack, you first.

07:14Uh, yeah, just, uh, need your sign there.

07:17All righty.

07:18All right, and, uh, print your name there.

07:21Okay.

07:21And can you initially signature that?

07:23Yep, there you go.

07:24Uh, actually, one more, right here, just for safety.

07:26All righty.

07:27There you go.

07:28Okay, all right.

07:30Those are your copies.

07:30This is mine.

07:31Excuse me, old-timer.

07:36Oops, all done.

07:37That's the SpedEx way.

07:40Whoa.

07:41Sayonara, sucker.

07:43Chopper One, this is driver 114.

07:45I need a highway status report, please, on the 405.

07:48Roger.

07:48Jack, I'm really sorry that was so awkward.

07:54My boss, he wants me to try a new company, so I...

07:57Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah.

07:59I understand.

08:01Don't worry about it.

08:01You know, it's no problem.

08:03I mean, it's competition, right?

08:04It's what made America great and everything.

08:06Yeah, so...

08:07So, uh, see you later.

08:09Jack, Merry Christmas.

08:14Merry Christmas.

08:17Hey, uh, I think I dropped my keys in the stairway.

08:20Do you see them right?

08:20No, I haven't seen them.

08:22Jack?

08:24Sooner or later.

08:25Later.

08:25Jack!

08:26Jack!

08:27Jack!

08:28Jack!

08:34Jack!

08:39Jack!

09:09Shhh shh shh shh shh shh shh

09:32unto this world a child is born

10:02falling

10:05shh

10:09shh

10:19Enjoying the night air, my brother?

10:38Your robes, give them to me.

10:41I come bearing many gifts, but I assure you my robes are not among them.

10:46What are you, some kind of wise guy?

10:49Well, actually, yes.

10:55He's back.

10:57Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Terminator in the greatest action story ever told.

11:19Hasta la vista, baby Jesus.

11:26All right, all right, settle down.

11:28Did I make enough?

11:31Good.

11:33Back to my sermon.

11:35Blessed are the...

11:35Get down.

11:48Come with me if you want to live.

11:51What are you doing?

11:53They were going to arrest you.

11:54I know.

11:55And crucify you.

11:56It is supposed to happen.

11:58What are you, a glutton for punishment?

12:02In the beginning, there was Arnold.

12:05I'm a cybernetic organism, living tissue of a metal endoskeleton.

12:09My mission is to protect you.

12:11I appreciate your concern, and I realize you've traveled a great distance.

12:14But there's a plan, a master plan even.

12:17And I can't explain it to you now, but you must, must stay away.

12:23And you cannot go around killing people.

12:26Why?

12:28Because it is one of God's commandments.

12:30Thou shall not kill.

12:31Why?

12:32Because it is a sin.

12:34Why?

12:35Because it's not nice.

12:37Why?

12:38Forgive him, father.

12:41He is a robot from the future.

12:44Thou shall not miss this movie.

12:47Now, come, witness the miracle.

12:50Brothers.

12:52My time with you is almost over.

12:56But for now, let us eat.

13:05Eat this.

13:08You just don't get it, do you?

13:13You have been targeted for termination.

13:15I already told you I'm supposed to die for the sins of mankind.

13:27I'm programmed to protect you.

13:32Stop!

13:33Stop killing Judas!

13:35But he's going to betray you.

13:36I know.

13:38Look, look.

13:38I've got a lot on my mind right now, and you're really starting to stress me out, okay?

13:43Okay?

13:47Punch his pilot at 10 o'clock.

13:51Give me that thing!

13:52This Christmas, the meek shall inherit the action.

13:57Jesus!

13:58Jesus!

13:59Jesus!

14:00Jesus!

14:01Jesus!

14:02Jesus!

14:03Jesus!

14:04Jesus!

14:05Jesus!

14:06Don't worry.

14:07He'll be back.

14:08He'll be back.

14:09He'll be back.

14:10He'll be back.

14:11He'll be back.

14:12He'll be back.

14:13What?

14:14Terminator 3, the greatest action story ever told.

14:19Bless this film.

14:20He'll be back.

14:22He'll be back.

14:23He'll be back.

14:47Welcome back! This is Cabana Chat, and this is Dixie Wetsworth.

14:54Do you like it?

15:00Now give it up for the original Sultan of Swish, Dexter St. Croix!

15:08Merry Christmas, Dexter!

15:10And a happy Croix to you too, Miss Dixie!

15:13Ah! Touché, my multicultural moor!

15:16I love how you keep me on what's left of my toes!

15:19The Lord knows you spend a little time on your back.

15:22Ah! Dexter, I oughta roast your chestnuts over an open fire!

15:26But it is Christmas, so be a doll and play in my saucy stocking stuffer, Boo Boy!

15:37That's it, Boo Lee! Never suffer that yule-tie bullseye cheer!

15:43Ah!

15:46Okay, Dex! That'll do!

15:48Boo Lee, pose!

15:51Anyway...

15:53It is Christmas time, and in the spirit of Christmas, I'd like to show you two man-children my devoted appreciation by giving you your presents early!

16:01Really?

16:02Yes, Boo Lee, I'll play Santa!

16:07Time to get my knees lubed!

16:10Boo Lee, this is for you!

16:12Oh, Dixie, you're the best!

16:15Wow! A new bathing suit!

16:18Custom made for you, my heat-seeking mistletoe!

16:21I'm gonna put it on right now!

16:23Hoo Lee! Remember that little talk we had about cameras and full frontal nudity?

16:28Oh, yeah!

16:29Don't mind, Boo Boy! He's a little like Sly Stallone! Beautiful to look at, but a little sad to listen to!

16:39Now, Dexter, you were a toughie, but there's a little something for you hidden under your snare!

16:46Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

16:48Oh, my God!

16:50Oh!

16:51Oh!

16:52Miss Dixie, tell me this is not what I think it is!

16:54Well, you said you wanted a piece of Barbara Streisand, so I traded a James Brolin for three square inches of her back!

17:03Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

17:04Miss Dixie, it's like she's right here in the room with us!

17:07Oh, so you like?

17:08I love!

17:09I love!

17:11And you know Boo Boy and I chipped in and got you a little shump-m-shump-m.

17:14Oh!

17:15I hope it's tied up and ends in Baldwin!

17:20Permit me to play in our Christmas gift to you.

17:23And it's so!

17:25Lily, is it really you?

17:26Well, it looks like me and it talks like me, so it must be me! Come to me, baby girl!

17:29How's my little work in progress?

17:30It looks like me and it talks like me so it must be me. Come to me baby girl. How's my little work in progress?

17:46For those of you who don't know her, this is my oldest and dearest friend in the world, Lily Pontchartrain. Lily, it's been so long.

18:02It's been too long, darling. You look stunning. In fact, it looks like you've taken off a bit of weight.

18:08I actually did just have two ribs surgically removed and I would have brought them in but I already donated them to the planet Hollywood.

18:15In Tel Aviv.

18:29Lily, my eyes! You wouldn't, you couldn't, you didn't!

18:33I did, I would and I could.

18:36Who's the luckiest man on earth?

18:38Well, I'll give you a hint. It's Milton Berle.

18:41Oh, what a catch!

18:43I know.

18:47I saw him wandering aimlessly around the driving range just singing to himself.

18:51Almost took my breath away. It's such a shame I almost, almost didn't live to see the day.

18:55For those of you who haven't heard, we almost lost Lily this year.

18:59If you'd like a piece of advice, if you're going to Pamplona to run with the bulls, do yourself a favour.

19:04Wear sensible shoes.

19:06Pooley, take note!

19:10Uh-oh! I feel a Christmas girl coming on!

19:16Lily, I know it's been a while, but would you join me?

19:18Try and stop me!

19:20Uh-oh!

19:22Uh-oh!

19:23Uh-oh!

19:24Uh-oh!

19:25Uh-oh!

19:26Uh-oh!

19:27Uh-oh!

19:28Uh-oh!

19:29Uh-oh!

19:30Lily!

19:31Next time you wanna die, try singing for your supper!

19:33Uh-oh!

19:34I like!

19:35Uh-oh!

19:36I'm sure you do!

19:37Dexter!

19:38Be a dear and set up the tree!

19:39Oh!

19:40Lily!

19:41Would you help us do a little decorating?

19:43Are you kidding?

19:44Decorating's my middle name!

19:46Mine's Todd!

19:50Hello, Claire.

19:51Ron!

19:52Oh!

19:53Lily!

19:54Remember Milton!

19:56Who the hell is Milton?

20:02Look at the tree!

20:03Lord knows that is a delicious piece of wood!

20:05And the stocking is so incredibly well-hubbed!

20:09No!

20:10Ah-ah!

20:11Ah!

20:12Moisture!

20:13Ah!

20:14Well, that's all the time we have on the show today!

20:18I'd like to thank my dear friend Lily for the best Christmas present ever!

20:22This has been Cabana Chat!

20:23And this!

20:24Ah!

20:25Ah!

20:26It is Christmas!

20:27Lily, dance!

20:28Ah!

20:29Ah!

20:30Lily, dance!

20:31Ah!

20:32Lily, dance!

20:33Stop me!

20:34I love you.

21:04I'm going to kill you.

21:34You are now watching Mad TV

21:38When we last saw Rudolph

21:43Have a merry freaking Christmas

21:49And you'll hear what we have said

21:51Don't you squeal or rat us out

21:54Or you will end up dead

22:04Don Rudolph, thank you for seeing me on Christmas Eve

22:19It's my pleasure, have a seat

22:21And what can I do for you, my most valued friend?

22:26I want to start my own line of toys

22:28But the head elf, he stands in my way

22:31I don't know what to do, Don Rudolph

22:34You can start acting like an elf

22:36What's the matter with you, crying like a gnome?

22:47Don't worry

22:48I'll take care of the head elf for you

22:51What will you do?

22:55I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

22:57You come brought to you

22:59Yes, Don

23:01I have a job for you

23:31Keep the change. Son of a bumble. What's the holdup?

23:38Hey!

23:41Somebody left this on the doorstep, Rudolph.

23:45Open it.

23:48What the hell is this?

24:04North Pole message. It means Yukon Brazi sleeps with the penguins.

24:10Oh, Yukon.

24:14I want all inquiries made.

24:17I want no acts of vengeance. I want you to arrange a meeting of all the heads of the reindeer families.

24:23Yes, Rainfather.

24:25Don Dasher, Don Dancer, Don Prancer, Don Vixen, Don Comet, Don Cupid, Don Donna, and Don Blitzen.

24:34How did we ever let things get so far?

24:37We must stop the bloodshed. The war ends now.

24:47What are you going to do, Rudolph?

24:49I'm gonna wait until after the baptism. Then we'll take care of all the family business.

24:55We are gathered here in the sight of the spirits of Christmas, present, past, and future to baptize this new baby toy.

25:09Rudolph, do you believe in Christmas? I do.

25:19Rudolph, do you renounce the Grinch? I do renounce him.

25:23Do you renounce all the Grinch's works? I do renounce them.

25:39Hey! No! No! No! No! No!

25:47Then I baptize this baby toy in the name of Christmas.

25:53They say you butchered them. Killed them all. Rudolph, is it true?

25:58This one time, Clarice. I'll let you ask about my affairs.

26:04Is it true? Are you a murderer?

26:09No.

26:14I'm gonna get a drink.

26:28No!

26:52Let's go!

27:22I'm not sure if that's the most important thing to do.

27:26I don't know.

27:42I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if that's the only thing to do.

27:46Oh, my God.

28:16Joseph, I travel far and wide, over hill and dale, from Bethlehem, to bring my gift to

28:44the newborn king. Your visit honors us, oh wise men. I shall summon my wife, who is now wrapping

28:52the babe in swaddling clothing. Mary, we have a visitor. Mary. Mary. You know what? The virgin

29:07has arrived. Yo Frank, now who is this? What happened to the other Mary? Alright, calm down,

29:17calm down, calm down. I made a last minute casting change, okay? Yeah, more like a casting

29:23couch change. Okay, if you don't like it, you can take that mistletoe and hang it over

29:26my ass. Kathy, in fairness, you were late on your cue. You're supposed to come in with

29:31the wise men, okay? Where are the other two wise men? You know what? Yeah, I wrote them

29:39out of the script. Oh sure, they have plenty of gifts for the baby Jesus, but none for yours

29:43truly, cheap bastards. I can wear the wise men's parts. I know of their lines. Okay, are you

29:49sure you can act in a scene that doesn't have a money shot? After all, the lines aren't,

29:54ooh, give me more big boy. Please, can we just get back to work? Excuse me, Shaka Khan,

30:02who died and made you king of the tribe? I'll have you know, in my country, I was a doctor. Oh,

30:06you must have made a very good living. What's the going right now? Three shiny beats per shrunken

30:11head? All right, all right, let's get on with it, okay? Yes, please, I cannot be late for my meeting.

30:17Meeting? Oh, he's the lush we're not supposed to talk about. Kathy, I told you not to say. It's okay,

30:22it's okay. I'm a recovering alcoholic. I do not have a problem with that. Well,

30:26that's great. Then we should get him to his meeting. We wouldn't want him to miss the

30:2912 steps of Christmas. 12 drunks, a puke, and 11 codependents, 10 days every day. All right,

30:35Kathy, we get it. Five D-U-I-C, everybody. Kathy, Kathy. Places, everyone, please.

30:44But why do you honor us with your visit, oh, wise men? Wise man. I bring you the gift of gold.

30:58Good thing it wasn't a case of Cuervo gold, otherwise it never would have made it here.

31:03You know what? That's it. I quit. I cannot work with this woman. Okay, why don't you follow the

31:09North Star to the porcelain god? That's probably where he does most of his praying anyhow.

31:14Okay, I'm ready to fill in because I know his part. Okay, that's true. I saw them backstage and

31:19I could tell that she was intimately equated with his part. That's not true. We were just talking.

31:26Okay, don't you know it's not polite to talk with your mouthful?

31:29Okay, while we still have some actors left, let's go to page 21, to the angel scene, okay? Let's do the angel scene.

31:40Okay, excuse me.

31:45Hi, I am the angel of the Lord. I have appeared before you to be...

31:49Ah, you know what?

31:51Ah, yeah, no. If that's the best acting you can do, you better pray for some kidney problems

31:58or something. Then at least you can stay cute for a few more years.

32:02Okay, Webster. Bye-bye. Thank you.

32:04Shoo. Shoo.

32:06Thank you. Fly away. That's it.

32:10Frank, can you explain to me why we are wasting all of our time with this, this, this bimbo?

32:15Okay, sir, I can't seem to understand your accent. Why don't you bang out a message to me on your bungle drums?

32:21Oh, good. You are an imbecile.

32:23Yes, sir, I can't talk when you...

32:23You have no understanding of anything, and your references are...

32:26Bye-bye. Don't put a hex on me.

32:29Oh, wait, bye-bye, baby Jesus. Another deadbeat dead.

32:35You happy, Kathy? Are you happy now? Because you've destroyed the entire production.

32:38You know what? I don't want to even see you again.

32:41Okay. Well, thanks so much for letting me play on your little Christmas pigeon,

32:46and thanks for sharing your Yule log with me.

32:48You know what, Kathy?

32:51If you were Jesus' mother, he would have nailed himself to the cross.

32:55Wow.

32:59Okay.

32:59Deck the halls with boughs of honor.

33:15Oh, honey, I don't believe this. Thank you.

33:18You're welcome, sweetheart.

33:20My turn, my turn. I want to open a present.

33:22Okay. This present is for you. It's from the whole family.

33:26Oh. Are you that liver that I asked for?

33:33Oh, a teapot. How thoughtful.

33:37Grandma, look inside.

33:38Oh. Is the liver inside? Goody.

33:42Oh. Tea bags.

33:45You thought of everything.

33:46We did.

33:47Okay. The next one is from Cousin Tina. Now, you remember Tina, don't you?

33:53Of course I remember Tina. She works at the liver place.

33:56The hospital.

33:57Right. Hospital.

34:00Sounds promising.

34:02Good heft.

34:03Please be a liver.

34:05Oh, liver, liver, liver, liver, liver, liver.

34:08Oh, rum cake.

34:14Oh, sweet.

34:16Silly me, I was really hoping for a liver.

34:19Oh, no liver.

34:23Just delicious rum cake that I can't eat.

34:27Now, thank Tina for me.

34:29Here you go, Grandma. I hope you like this one.

34:32Oh, thanks, Dad.

34:34Now we're talking. Come on, liver. Come on, liver.

34:37Oh, a kidney.

34:42How sweet.

34:44It's what you've always wanted, isn't it, Grandma?

34:47Close. It is a vital organ, but I was really hoping for a liver.

34:51Oh, well, it's a thought that counts. Thank you, Todd.

34:54Sure, Granny. I hope you enjoyed it.

34:57Hey, Granny, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas this year?

35:01Yeah, everything except a liver.

35:04Well, there's always next year, Granny.

35:06Not for me, there isn't.

35:10Okay, well, I'm going to go make some sweet potato pie.

35:13Grandma, would you like to help me in the kitchen?

35:16No, I think I need a little lie down.

35:18I'll just be up in my room waiting for my liver to explode.

35:23Hey, honey, what's hiding out here behind the couch, I'm wondering, huh?

35:26I don't know, sweetheart, but it looks like a styrofoam container.

35:31Hey, Granny, wait a minute. You're up. What gives? What say we give a look-see?

35:35Oh, couldn't be a... don't say it.

35:39No, I... I...

35:41Oh, yes.

35:44Oh, yes.

35:45Oh, yes.

35:48Yes.

35:50Oh, and a fresh one, too.

35:52You sweet thing.

35:54How did you know?

35:55Well, we could sort of tell, Granny.

35:57Yeah, Miss Hint.

35:59Can I try it on, please?

36:01Of course she can.

36:02Yes, you go right to the den and call an ambulance.

36:04Oh, sorry.

36:06Oh, Granny, isn't there something you're forgetting?

36:10Oh, yeah. Thank you.

36:12That's better. You're welcome.

36:14You're welcome, sexy.

36:16Oh, she looked like she enjoyed it.

36:18She sure did.

36:19Sweetie, now I hope you kept the receipt in case she rejects it.

36:22After what happened to her spleen last year?

36:25Oh, yeah.

36:27Merry Christmas.

36:32Ladies and gentlemen, once again,

37:01Mr. Harry Connick, Jr.

37:03You see this guy

37:11This guy's in love with you

37:20Yeah, I'm in love

37:28Who looks at you

37:33The way I do

37:36When you smile

37:41I can tell

37:45We know each other

37:49Very well

37:52How can I show you

37:59Ooh, sugar darling

38:03I'm glad I got to know you

38:07I'm glad I got to know you

38:07Cause I've heard

38:13Some talk

38:15They say

38:19You think I'm fine

38:20You think I'm fine

38:23Yeah, this guy's in love

38:31What I do

38:35What I do

38:35To make you mine

38:39Tell me now

38:44Is it so

38:48Is it so

38:48Don't let me be

38:52The last to know

38:55My hands are shaking

39:03Don't let my heart keep breaking

39:12Cause I need your love

39:18I want your love

39:26Please

39:31Say you're in love

39:34In love

39:38With this guy

39:42If not

39:48I'll just die

39:54I need your love

40:00Pretty darling

40:04I want your love

40:08Yeah

40:11I want your love

40:41I want your love

41:11I want your love

41:41You want me

41:42You want me

41:47Well that's the show everybody

41:48We hope you shared some laughs with friends

41:50And we hope your Christmas season

41:52And the new year bring peace

41:53And happiness to you and yours

41:54Good night

41:55Merry Christmas everybody

41:57And keep watching Mad TV

41:58Yeah

41:59Oh shit let's go

42:09Let's go

42:11Let's go

42:12Let's go

42:13Let's go

42:17Let's go

42:26Let's go

42:29Let's go

42:32Come on, baby, come on!

42:35Are you serious?

42:39Are you serious?

42:41Are you serious?

42:45He-he-he-he!

Category

Transcript

Be the first to comment

Recommended