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01:00Control has never been able to learn the identity of this cunning and ruthless agent.
01:05But we do know that he has plans to get the theory out of the country sometime tomorrow night.
01:09That doesn't give us much time.
01:11That doesn't give us much time.
01:12Should he succeed in delivering Dr. Hellman's theory to chaos headquarters in Europe, the human race will be faced with extinction through Hellmanitis.
01:21What is that?
01:22I don't have to tell you what that is.
01:24Your assignment is to discover the identity of the leader and recover the Hellman theory.
01:30Should you decide to accept this assignment, this department will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
01:35Should you decide not to accept it, you're fired.
01:37As usual, this tape will self-destruct in exactly five seconds.
01:42Maybe six.
01:47Good afternoon, 86.
02:06Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, bacteriologist, and orthodontist, has been murdered.
02:13Dr. Hellman has just recently concluded 40 years' work on the theory of Hellmanivity.
02:17That theory is now believed to be in the possession of chaos's top agent.
02:22Good afternoon, 86.
02:24Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, bacteriologist, and orthodontist, has been...
02:30Good afternoon, 86.
02:31Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant...
02:34Good afternoon, 86.
02:37Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, and orthodontist...
02:47Good afternoon, 86.
03:17Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, and orthodontist, and orthodontist.
03:47Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, and orthodontist, and orthodontist.
04:17¡Gracias!
04:47But you know the new control protective code
04:50I cannot open that door
04:51Unless I am absolutely sure
04:53That it is really you
04:54Oh, it's you
04:58Come on in
04:59Oh
05:04I see you picked the agents
05:06For the new assignment
05:06No
05:08Hey
05:23How come my photographs
05:25Are not in the accepted file
05:26Oh, yes
05:27Well, you see 99
05:29It's like this
05:30You're not taking me on this assignment
05:32Are you Max
05:33No, I'm not
05:35You can't leave me out of this one Max
05:37This is the most important case
05:39That's ever been given to control
05:40This could mean the end of the world
05:42That's exactly why
05:43I'm not letting you go on this mission
05:45If it's going to mean the end of the world
05:46I want to make sure that you're all right
05:48That doesn't make any sense, Max
05:5099, this is a very dangerous assignment
05:52Every assignment is dangerous
05:53You don't understand, 99
05:55You're a girl
05:55Why do you want to go out all the time
05:57Getting shot at?
05:58I mean, what kind of a life is that
05:59For a nice girl?
06:01You want to get married someday
06:02Settle down
06:03Have a family
06:03After all, 99
06:05You're a very attractive person
06:06Are you trying to tell me something, Max?
06:10Yes
06:11What?
06:14You can go on the mission
06:15I better call the chief
06:18And let him know about it right away
06:20I'll get him for you
06:21No, 99
06:21This is top security
06:23I'll use my garter phone
06:24Why are you wearing two garters?
06:28How do you like that?
06:28They tap my garter phone
06:30I'll use the jacket phone
06:32Hello, Control
06:40This is Maxwell Smart
06:42Put me through to the chief
06:43Max, that's terrific
06:45I'd love to have one of these for my apartment
06:46Yes, we'll make sure you have it custom made
06:48Don't get one off the rack
06:49Max is the chief
06:53Hello, Chief
06:54This is Max
06:55What's up, Max?
06:56Chief
06:56I've picked the agents for my mission
06:58I'm going to use...
06:59Hold it, Max
07:00We've discovered a security leak here at headquarters
07:02Do not divulge any information on the phone
07:04Look, Chief
07:05We've got 24 hours to find the leader
07:08And recover the Hellman theory
07:09Max, I have to hang out
07:10My other jacket's ringing
07:11Where can we talk?
07:13Well, the safest place would be in a jet at 30,000 feet
07:16How come we're the only ones aboard, Chief?
07:22Security
07:22I'll fill you in as soon as we're safe at 30,000 feet
07:25Chief, we're now flying at 30,000 feet
07:28Good
07:29Now, Max, listen carefully
07:30We just received a call from an informer
07:32Who told us
07:33That's incredible, Chief
07:37Take it down
07:38Chief, there's one thing I forgot to mention
07:43What's that?
07:45It's top secret
07:46Take it up
07:46Chief, we're at 30,000 feet
07:54Again
07:54Go ahead, Max
07:56When you see, Chief
07:57Any more questions?
08:00No, Chief
08:01Take it down
08:02As soon as we land, Max
08:05There'll be a car waiting for you
08:07To take you to the record shop for your rendezvous
08:08Right, Chief
08:09Now, are you sure you remember everything?
08:12I remember every single thing
08:14Good
08:15Except the address
08:18Maxwell Smart?
08:24Yes, and this is Agent 99
08:25Crazy
08:27Thank you
08:28Have you got the information?
08:30Yes
08:30But first, let's put this record on
08:32And play it nice and loud
08:35So no one will hear us
08:37Good idea
08:38The theory
08:44What?
08:46The leader has the theory
08:48And he's getting it to chaos tomorrow night
08:51We know that
08:52But how is he getting it to them?
08:55What?
08:56How is the leader getting it to the theory to chaos?
09:01Mike, Hellstar
09:02Tomorrow night
09:04Between 9 and 10 o'clock
09:06And a big TV show
09:08Relay to you
09:09Listen
09:23I've got a good idea
09:24Why don't we leave the record off
09:26And just talk softly
09:28Crazy
09:29Now, what's the rest of it?
09:31That's it
09:31That's it?
09:33What about the leader?
09:34Who's the leader?
09:35Oh, for that
09:36I'd better put the record on
09:37Ow
09:38Man, that shop
09:40Who is the leader?
09:41Who is the leader?
09:42Max, the needle
09:48Of course
09:49The old poison needle
09:51And the phonograph
09:52Right
09:53Max, look at that man
09:54You stay here, 99
09:56I'll get him
09:56Right
09:57I'll get him
09:59Duvall
10:00I'll get him
10:00You stay here
10:01Right
10:01Hard
10:02¡Gracias!
10:32¡Gracias!
11:02¡Gracias!
11:32¡Gracias!
12:02¡Gracias, chief!
12:03I didn't know you could play the trumpet.
12:05What did you say, Max?
12:07I said I didn't know you could play the tr SEO...
12:13Take five
12:16It's a brilliant piece of work, Dr Simon.
12:17Thank you.
12:18And it can play any song.
12:19All you have to do
12:21is say the title into the mouthpiece.
12:22Amazing.
12:24Well, what's it for?
12:25Max, we've discovered
12:26that the informer
12:27was a trumpet player
12:28with Herb Talbot's Tijuana tin.
12:30Oh, the Tijuana tin?
12:31Tijuana Tin. I love them. I have all their albums, Chief.
12:34Now, he told you that Dr. Hellman's theory would be sent out of the country
12:37during a television show tomorrow night between 9 and 10 o'clock, right?
12:41Right.
12:42Herb Talbot's Tijuana Tin are doing a television special tomorrow night between 9 and 10 o'clock.
12:46Oh, that's terrible, Chief. They'll be killed.
12:49What do you mean?
12:50Well, they're on opposite a movie. Nobody will watch them.
12:53I'm actually missing the point.
12:55We think Dr. Hellman's theory has been transposed into music
12:58and that they're going to play it out of the country tomorrow night during that television special.
13:03Precisely.
13:04Well, then that means that one of the musicians in the Tijuana Tin could be the man we're looking for.
13:08That's right, but which one?
13:10I know every musician in that group. I've dated them all.
13:15Tell me, Dr. Simon, which one of these musicians would you say is cunning enough
13:19and treacherous enough to stop at nothing to get what he wants?
13:24All of them.
13:25You'll be needing a new trumpet player, Max, and that's going to be you.
13:29But, Chief, I don't know anything about playing the trumpet.
13:32But with this trumpet, you don't have to know how to play.
13:35You see, this is a computer trumpet.
13:37You just tell it the song you want it to play,
13:39then finger the valves as though you're actually playing it.
13:42Two minutes, Miss Simon.
13:44I'm sorry. I have to go.
13:46Now, we've gotten 99 a job in the chorus.
13:48She'll contact you if she discovers anything.
13:50Now, remember, Max, you've got to find out which song the theory has been transposed into
13:55and stop it from being played.
13:56Dr. Simon, this is the most fantastic invention I've ever seen in my entire life.
14:01Control should have more scientists like you.
14:06A lot more.
14:07Good luck, 86.
14:10Thank you. I'll be seeing you.
14:13Not you, dummy.
14:16Take five.
14:17Take five.
14:17Take five.
14:20Take five.
14:50Okay, everybody, take a break.
15:09Let's be back on stage, ready to go on camera in 30 minutes.
15:13You, Logan, come here.
15:15Logan, I thought you played great horn this morning when you auditioned.
15:19But, man, you've been knocking me out all day.
15:22How come I never heard of you before?
15:24Huh?
15:25Oh, yes.
15:26Well, I've been playing in Rome for the past five years.
15:29I just got back last week.
15:30Did you ever play with Phil Fellini?
15:32Yeah, Phil.
15:33Phil Fellini, yes.
15:34Well, as a matter of fact, that was my last job.
15:35How was Phil?
15:37Eh, who?
15:38Oh, Phil, Phil.
15:39Yes, yes.
15:40Well, he's been working very hard, and he's very tired.
15:43And, uh, when I saw him just last week, he didn't look too good.
15:46Phil Fellini's been dead six months.
15:48Well, in that case, he didn't look too bad.
15:57Max.
15:57Is that you, 99?
16:02Yes, Max.
16:03You know something, 99?
16:04I like you with a mustache.
16:06Yes.
16:07Don't shave it off.
16:08Come on, Max.
16:09Get in here before they see us.
16:13What did you find out, Max?
16:14Nothing, 99.
16:15Absolutely nothing.
16:16I've been over all the music they're going to play tonight, and no sign of any code.
16:20Well, what are we going to do?
16:21The show starts in less than half an hour.
16:22Yes, and we still don't know who the leader is or how he plans to...
16:25The SCA's headquarters has been informed that the Hellman theory will be in the first number we play tonight.
16:29Yes, but I think we ought to go one more time.
16:31All right.
16:32Let me have it.
16:42One, two, seven, C, four, one, one, T.
16:50So that's how they plan to do it.
16:53Then Talbot must be the leader.
16:55Well, of course Talbot is the leader, 99.
16:58No wonder we could never find the leader.
17:00Who would ever expect that the leader would actually be called the leader?
17:04If Chaos wanted to hide the identity of the leader, then they never would have called the leader the leader
17:08unless they expected us not to believe that the leader was really the leader.
17:13Could you repeat that, Max?
17:14I don't think so.
17:16E equals zero.
17:21Great.
17:22Your hand was precise and clear.
17:24Good.
17:25I'll be seeing you.
17:30What's that, Max?
17:32I'll be seeing you.
17:33It's a great old Tommy Dorsey hit.
17:3799?
17:38My trumpet is out there playing without me.
17:41It's one of those computer trumpets.
17:43Plays any song great.
17:44How do you know?
17:45It's exactly like mine.
17:52That man is no musician.
17:54He's a control agent.
17:57Find him.
17:58And kill him.
18:01Come on, 99.
18:02Let's get out of here.
18:13There they are.
18:14It's locked 99.
18:15Which way, Max?
18:16Well, I'd say the best way is that way.
18:25Max, in here.
18:34Now, they must have gone the other way.
18:35Excuse me.
18:39Excuse me.
18:40I'm so sorry.
18:41Sorry about that.
18:44Hold it, you two.
18:45I'm so sorry.
19:00I'm so sorry.
19:06I'm so sorry.
19:10¡Gracias!
19:40Max, we're trapped.
20:07Max, we'll have to barricade ourselves in this room.
20:12Get these chairs and put them up against the wall.
20:13Right, Max.
20:18This won't stop them, but it'll slow them up a little bit.
20:21I guess this is it, Max.
20:22It's my fault.
20:23I never should have allowed you to talk me into taking you on this assignment.
20:27Don't say that, Max.
20:29If anything's going to happen to us, I'd rather it happened like this, while we're together.
20:35It won't be long now, Max.
20:37Ninety-nine, there's something I have to tell you.
20:43Max?
20:44Well, we've known each other for a long time, and, well, we've been through a lot of things together.
20:51Go on, Max.
20:52Well, it's just that I...
20:55Well, I have to tell you how I really feel about you.
20:57I've wanted to tell you for a long, long time, but I just...
21:00Well, I've never been able to find the right words.
21:03You see, Ninety-nine, it's not easy to say...
21:07Well, it's...
21:09It's not easy to say...
21:11To say I love you, Max?
21:14Yes.
21:15Well, why don't you let me say it for you?
21:18I love you, Max.
21:19No, no, Ninety-nine.
21:22That's not what I want to say.
21:23I wanted to say I love you, Ninety-nine.
21:26No, I'm saying I love you, too, Max.
21:29You do?
21:30I always have.
21:31You know, it's kind of a shame we had to discover each other when our lives are in such terrible danger.
21:50It would have been so much more romantic if we could have been having a candlelit supper at your apartment and sipping champagne and then saying how much we love each other while we're dancing on your terrace.
22:01Oh, no, that would be more dangerous than this.
22:04I don't have a terrace.
22:07Oh, Max, I'm so glad you love me.
22:11You know, Ninety-nine, if we could get out of this trap, I'd marry you.
22:16You would?
22:17Of course I would.
22:20Now that you mention it, Max, there is a way out.
22:23There is?
22:24What about the old double-door deception trick?
22:27It's just my work.
22:28Of course.
22:29The old double-door deception trick.
22:32It just might work.
22:33Oh, it's because we'll get out of here alive and then we can be married.
22:39Max, don't you want to get out of here alive?
22:42I'm thinking.
22:44Max!
22:45Hurry, Max!
22:48Ready?
22:49Ready.
22:50Ready?
22:54Ready!
22:55Ready!
23:07Now, Ninety-nine, that takes care of the leader.
23:11If only he'd used his music for niceness instead of evil.
23:15And now we can be married, Max.
23:17Yes, married.
23:20Max, you did mean what you said, didn't you?
23:30Oh, Max, it's beautiful.
23:33There's just one thing I'd like to know, Ninety-nine.
23:36Why didn't you think of a way out of here before I asked you to marry me?
23:41Well, I didn't have as much to live for then.
23:43I didn't have as much to live for now, even if you say.
23:48All right.
23:48All right.
23:51All right.
23:58All right.
24:03All right.
24:07¡Gracias!
24:37¡Gracias!
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