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Max and 99 infiltrate Herb Talbot's Tijuana Tin (a parody of Herb Alpert and his Tijuana Brass) to stop KAOS agent The Leader from smuggling the Hellman theory out of the country. This is the episode in which Max reveals his feelings for 99 and first kiss, ultimately agreeing to marry 99 if they both survive this dangerous mission. A spoof of Mission: Impossible.
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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:00Control has never been able to learn the identity of this cunning and ruthless agent.
01:05But we do know that he has plans to get the theory out of the country sometime tomorrow night.
01:09That doesn't give us much time.
01:11That doesn't give us much time.
01:12Should he succeed in delivering Dr. Hellman's theory to chaos headquarters in Europe, the human race will be faced with extinction through Hellmanitis.
01:21What is that?
01:22I don't have to tell you what that is.
01:24Your assignment is to discover the identity of the leader and recover the Hellman theory.
01:30Should you decide to accept this assignment, this department will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
01:35Should you decide not to accept it, you're fired.
01:37As usual, this tape will self-destruct in exactly five seconds.
01:42Maybe six.
01:47Good afternoon, 86.
02:06Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, bacteriologist, and orthodontist, has been murdered.
02:13Dr. Hellman has just recently concluded 40 years' work on the theory of Hellmanivity.
02:17That theory is now believed to be in the possession of chaos's top agent.
02:22Good afternoon, 86.
02:24Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, bacteriologist, and orthodontist, has been...
02:30Good afternoon, 86.
02:31Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant...
02:34Good afternoon, 86.
02:37Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, and orthodontist...
02:47Good afternoon, 86.
03:17Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, and orthodontist, and orthodontist.
03:47Dr. Albert Hellman, America's most brilliant gerontologist, and orthodontist, and orthodontist.
04:17¡Gracias!
04:47But you know the new control protective code
04:50I cannot open that door
04:51Unless I am absolutely sure
04:53That it is really you
04:54Oh, it's you
04:58Come on in
04:59Oh
05:04I see you picked the agents
05:06For the new assignment
05:06No
05:08Hey
05:23How come my photographs
05:25Are not in the accepted file
05:26Oh, yes
05:27Well, you see 99
05:29It's like this
05:30You're not taking me on this assignment
05:32Are you Max
05:33No, I'm not
05:35You can't leave me out of this one Max
05:37This is the most important case
05:39That's ever been given to control
05:40This could mean the end of the world
05:42That's exactly why
05:43I'm not letting you go on this mission
05:45If it's going to mean the end of the world
05:46I want to make sure that you're all right
05:48That doesn't make any sense, Max
05:5099, this is a very dangerous assignment
05:52Every assignment is dangerous
05:53You don't understand, 99
05:55You're a girl
05:55Why do you want to go out all the time
05:57Getting shot at?
05:58I mean, what kind of a life is that
05:59For a nice girl?
06:01You want to get married someday
06:02Settle down
06:03Have a family
06:03After all, 99
06:05You're a very attractive person
06:06Are you trying to tell me something, Max?
06:10Yes
06:11What?
06:14You can go on the mission
06:15I better call the chief
06:18And let him know about it right away
06:20I'll get him for you
06:21No, 99
06:21This is top security
06:23I'll use my garter phone
06:24Why are you wearing two garters?
06:28How do you like that?
06:28They tap my garter phone
06:30I'll use the jacket phone
06:32Hello, Control
06:40This is Maxwell Smart
06:42Put me through to the chief
06:43Max, that's terrific
06:45I'd love to have one of these for my apartment
06:46Yes, we'll make sure you have it custom made
06:48Don't get one off the rack
06:49Max is the chief
06:53Hello, Chief
06:54This is Max
06:55What's up, Max?
06:56Chief
06:56I've picked the agents for my mission
06:58I'm going to use...
06:59Hold it, Max
07:00We've discovered a security leak here at headquarters
07:02Do not divulge any information on the phone
07:04Look, Chief
07:05We've got 24 hours to find the leader
07:08And recover the Hellman theory
07:09Max, I have to hang out
07:10My other jacket's ringing
07:11Where can we talk?
07:13Well, the safest place would be in a jet at 30,000 feet
07:16How come we're the only ones aboard, Chief?
07:22Security
07:22I'll fill you in as soon as we're safe at 30,000 feet
07:25Chief, we're now flying at 30,000 feet
07:28Good
07:29Now, Max, listen carefully
07:30We just received a call from an informer
07:32Who told us
07:33That's incredible, Chief
07:37Take it down
07:38Chief, there's one thing I forgot to mention
07:43What's that?
07:45It's top secret
07:46Take it up
07:46Chief, we're at 30,000 feet
07:54Again
07:54Go ahead, Max
07:56When you see, Chief
07:57Any more questions?
08:00No, Chief
08:01Take it down
08:02As soon as we land, Max
08:05There'll be a car waiting for you
08:07To take you to the record shop for your rendezvous
08:08Right, Chief
08:09Now, are you sure you remember everything?
08:12I remember every single thing
08:14Good
08:15Except the address
08:18Maxwell Smart?
08:24Yes, and this is Agent 99
08:25Crazy
08:27Thank you
08:28Have you got the information?
08:30Yes
08:30But first, let's put this record on
08:32And play it nice and loud
08:35So no one will hear us
08:37Good idea
08:38The theory
08:44What?
08:46The leader has the theory
08:48And he's getting it to chaos tomorrow night
08:51We know that
08:52But how is he getting it to them?
08:55What?
08:56How is the leader getting it to the theory to chaos?
09:01Mike, Hellstar
09:02Tomorrow night
09:04Between 9 and 10 o'clock
09:06And a big TV show
09:08Relay to you
09:09Listen
09:23I've got a good idea
09:24Why don't we leave the record off
09:26And just talk softly
09:28Crazy
09:29Now, what's the rest of it?
09:31That's it
09:31That's it?
09:33What about the leader?
09:34Who's the leader?
09:35Oh, for that
09:36I'd better put the record on
09:37Ow
09:38Man, that shop
09:40Who is the leader?
09:41Who is the leader?
09:42Max, the needle
09:48Of course
09:49The old poison needle
09:51And the phonograph
09:52Right
09:53Max, look at that man
09:54You stay here, 99
09:56I'll get him
09:56Right
09:57I'll get him
09:59Duvall
10:00I'll get him
10:00You stay here
10:01Right
10:01Hard
10:02¡Gracias!
10:32¡Gracias!
11:02¡Gracias!
11:32¡Gracias!
12:02¡Gracias, chief!
12:03I didn't know you could play the trumpet.
12:05What did you say, Max?
12:07I said I didn't know you could play the tr SEO...
12:13Take five
12:16It's a brilliant piece of work, Dr Simon.
12:17Thank you.
12:18And it can play any song.
12:19All you have to do
12:21is say the title into the mouthpiece.
12:22Amazing.
12:24Well, what's it for?
12:25Max, we've discovered
12:26that the informer
12:27was a trumpet player
12:28with Herb Talbot's Tijuana tin.
12:30Oh, the Tijuana tin?
12:31Tijuana Tin. I love them. I have all their albums, Chief.
12:34Now, he told you that Dr. Hellman's theory would be sent out of the country
12:37during a television show tomorrow night between 9 and 10 o'clock, right?
12:41Right.
12:42Herb Talbot's Tijuana Tin are doing a television special tomorrow night between 9 and 10 o'clock.
12:46Oh, that's terrible, Chief. They'll be killed.
12:49What do you mean?
12:50Well, they're on opposite a movie. Nobody will watch them.
12:53I'm actually missing the point.
12:55We think Dr. Hellman's theory has been transposed into music
12:58and that they're going to play it out of the country tomorrow night during that television special.
13:03Precisely.
13:04Well, then that means that one of the musicians in the Tijuana Tin could be the man we're looking for.
13:08That's right, but which one?
13:10I know every musician in that group. I've dated them all.
13:15Tell me, Dr. Simon, which one of these musicians would you say is cunning enough
13:19and treacherous enough to stop at nothing to get what he wants?
13:24All of them.
13:25You'll be needing a new trumpet player, Max, and that's going to be you.
13:29But, Chief, I don't know anything about playing the trumpet.
13:32But with this trumpet, you don't have to know how to play.
13:35You see, this is a computer trumpet.
13:37You just tell it the song you want it to play,
13:39then finger the valves as though you're actually playing it.
13:42Two minutes, Miss Simon.
13:44I'm sorry. I have to go.
13:46Now, we've gotten 99 a job in the chorus.
13:48She'll contact you if she discovers anything.
13:50Now, remember, Max, you've got to find out which song the theory has been transposed into
13:55and stop it from being played.
13:56Dr. Simon, this is the most fantastic invention I've ever seen in my entire life.
14:01Control should have more scientists like you.
14:06A lot more.
14:07Good luck, 86.
14:10Thank you. I'll be seeing you.
14:13Not you, dummy.
14:16Take five.
14:17Take five.
14:17Take five.
14:20Take five.
14:50Okay, everybody, take a break.
15:09Let's be back on stage, ready to go on camera in 30 minutes.
15:13You, Logan, come here.
15:15Logan, I thought you played great horn this morning when you auditioned.
15:19But, man, you've been knocking me out all day.
15:22How come I never heard of you before?
15:24Huh?
15:25Oh, yes.
15:26Well, I've been playing in Rome for the past five years.
15:29I just got back last week.
15:30Did you ever play with Phil Fellini?
15:32Yeah, Phil.
15:33Phil Fellini, yes.
15:34Well, as a matter of fact, that was my last job.
15:35How was Phil?
15:37Eh, who?
15:38Oh, Phil, Phil.
15:39Yes, yes.
15:40Well, he's been working very hard, and he's very tired.
15:43And, uh, when I saw him just last week, he didn't look too good.
15:46Phil Fellini's been dead six months.
15:48Well, in that case, he didn't look too bad.
15:57Max.
15:57Is that you, 99?
16:02Yes, Max.
16:03You know something, 99?
16:04I like you with a mustache.
16:06Yes.
16:07Don't shave it off.
16:08Come on, Max.
16:09Get in here before they see us.
16:13What did you find out, Max?
16:14Nothing, 99.
16:15Absolutely nothing.
16:16I've been over all the music they're going to play tonight, and no sign of any code.
16:20Well, what are we going to do?
16:21The show starts in less than half an hour.
16:22Yes, and we still don't know who the leader is or how he plans to...
16:25The SCA's headquarters has been informed that the Hellman theory will be in the first number we play tonight.
16:29Yes, but I think we ought to go one more time.
16:31All right.
16:32Let me have it.
16:42One, two, seven, C, four, one, one, T.
16:50So that's how they plan to do it.
16:53Then Talbot must be the leader.
16:55Well, of course Talbot is the leader, 99.
16:58No wonder we could never find the leader.
17:00Who would ever expect that the leader would actually be called the leader?
17:04If Chaos wanted to hide the identity of the leader, then they never would have called the leader the leader
17:08unless they expected us not to believe that the leader was really the leader.
17:13Could you repeat that, Max?
17:14I don't think so.
17:16E equals zero.
17:21Great.
17:22Your hand was precise and clear.
17:24Good.
17:25I'll be seeing you.
17:30What's that, Max?
17:32I'll be seeing you.
17:33It's a great old Tommy Dorsey hit.
17:3799?
17:38My trumpet is out there playing without me.
17:41It's one of those computer trumpets.
17:43Plays any song great.
17:44How do you know?
17:45It's exactly like mine.
17:52That man is no musician.
17:54He's a control agent.
17:57Find him.
17:58And kill him.
18:01Come on, 99.
18:02Let's get out of here.
18:13There they are.
18:14It's locked 99.
18:15Which way, Max?
18:16Well, I'd say the best way is that way.
18:25Max, in here.
18:34Now, they must have gone the other way.
18:35Excuse me.
18:39Excuse me.
18:40I'm so sorry.
18:41Sorry about that.
18:44Hold it, you two.
18:45I'm so sorry.
19:00I'm so sorry.
19:06I'm so sorry.
19:10¡Gracias!
19:40Max, we're trapped.
20:07Max, we'll have to barricade ourselves in this room.
20:12Get these chairs and put them up against the wall.
20:13Right, Max.
20:18This won't stop them, but it'll slow them up a little bit.
20:21I guess this is it, Max.
20:22It's my fault.
20:23I never should have allowed you to talk me into taking you on this assignment.
20:27Don't say that, Max.
20:29If anything's going to happen to us, I'd rather it happened like this, while we're together.
20:35It won't be long now, Max.
20:37Ninety-nine, there's something I have to tell you.
20:43Max?
20:44Well, we've known each other for a long time, and, well, we've been through a lot of things together.
20:51Go on, Max.
20:52Well, it's just that I...
20:55Well, I have to tell you how I really feel about you.
20:57I've wanted to tell you for a long, long time, but I just...
21:00Well, I've never been able to find the right words.
21:03You see, Ninety-nine, it's not easy to say...
21:07Well, it's...
21:09It's not easy to say...
21:11To say I love you, Max?
21:14Yes.
21:15Well, why don't you let me say it for you?
21:18I love you, Max.
21:19No, no, Ninety-nine.
21:22That's not what I want to say.
21:23I wanted to say I love you, Ninety-nine.
21:26No, I'm saying I love you, too, Max.
21:29You do?
21:30I always have.
21:31You know, it's kind of a shame we had to discover each other when our lives are in such terrible danger.
21:50It would have been so much more romantic if we could have been having a candlelit supper at your apartment and sipping champagne and then saying how much we love each other while we're dancing on your terrace.
22:01Oh, no, that would be more dangerous than this.
22:04I don't have a terrace.
22:07Oh, Max, I'm so glad you love me.
22:11You know, Ninety-nine, if we could get out of this trap, I'd marry you.
22:16You would?
22:17Of course I would.
22:20Now that you mention it, Max, there is a way out.
22:23There is?
22:24What about the old double-door deception trick?
22:27It's just my work.
22:28Of course.
22:29The old double-door deception trick.
22:32It just might work.
22:33Oh, it's because we'll get out of here alive and then we can be married.
22:39Max, don't you want to get out of here alive?
22:42I'm thinking.
22:44Max!
22:45Hurry, Max!
22:48Ready?
22:49Ready.
22:50Ready?
22:54Ready!
22:55Ready!
23:07Now, Ninety-nine, that takes care of the leader.
23:11If only he'd used his music for niceness instead of evil.
23:15And now we can be married, Max.
23:17Yes, married.
23:20Max, you did mean what you said, didn't you?
23:30Oh, Max, it's beautiful.
23:33There's just one thing I'd like to know, Ninety-nine.
23:36Why didn't you think of a way out of here before I asked you to marry me?
23:41Well, I didn't have as much to live for then.
23:43I didn't have as much to live for now, even if you say.
23:48All right.
23:48All right.
23:51All right.
23:58All right.
24:03All right.
24:07¡Gracias!
24:37¡Gracias!
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