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Max and 99 visit a golf club, getting a tip where the adjacent missile base will be attacked later that day. Recently, two other missile bases near golf courses have also been attacked, and the Chief believes the Pomona Golf Course will be the next place this will happen. Will Max and 99 be able to stop the next attack? Will they at least be able to play through?
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00:00Max...
00:25Max, we've got to get going.
00:27We've got to meet our contact in a few minutes.
00:29Just a second, 99. I think I got the hang of this.
00:33It's all in the wrist.
00:35Max, look!
00:38I told you it was all in the wrist, 99.
00:40You've got to hurry, Max. The 14th tee is way over there.
00:43Don't worry, 99. Here comes the golf cart.
00:45I'll get my clubs and you ask for a ride.
00:47Right, Max.
00:49Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.
00:52Uh, I wonder if you'd mind giving my husband and me a lift to the 14th tee.
00:55Happy to. I'm Chuck Kramer. I'm the golf pro here.
00:58Hello.
01:00Ah, we certainly appreciate this.
01:02I'll just hang on the back there.
01:04Here, let her go.
01:05Thank you very much, Mr. Kramer.
01:23Chuck.
01:24Chuck.
01:26We really appreciate it.
01:31What's the matter, Max?
01:33I'm winded, 99.
01:34Max, you're really out of condition.
01:36You ought to take up jogging.
01:41Do you think that's our contact over there?
01:43We'll know in a minute, 99.
01:45I'll give them the password.
01:51Hi there.
01:52Hello.
01:53He's our man.
01:54I'm 86, she's 99.
01:56Say, you two have some handicaps.
01:59No, we're the control agents that you asked to see. Aren't you Fred Fargo?
02:02No, I'm Frank Fargo.
02:04Frank Fargo?
02:05Who are you supposed to meet, Fred Fargo?
02:07Fred Fargo is my sister-in-law Frieda's father.
02:09Furthermore, he flew to Frankfurt Friday.
02:11You have some information for us?
02:13I overheard a conversation in the locker room that exactly 4 o'clock today, Chaos is planning
02:18to blow up the Aerospace Center adjoining the golf course.
02:33Smartin 99, a rendezvous in Fargo.
02:36Not Fred, Frank.
02:38Fred Fruita, Frankfurt Friday.
02:40And don't worry, I'll make it look like an accident.
03:00Do you have any idea how it's going to be done?
03:02Yes, and I can also tell you who's behind it.
03:04Who?
03:10Max, what happened?
03:11I don't know, 99, but he's got a lump on his head the size of a golf ball.
03:15Max, that is a golf ball.
03:18What did I tell you?
03:19I don't understand.
03:20How could a golf ball hit him in the head and...
03:2499, look.
03:26A poison dart embedded in the golf ball.
03:28Max, we've got to find out who did this.
03:31You're right, 99.
03:32Anybody lose a golf ball?
03:37Anybody lose a golf ball?
03:39The End
04:09The End
04:39Yes, I see
04:46All right
04:49Yes, thank you, Doctor
04:51Goodbye
04:51What did the doctor say about Frank Fargo, Chief?
04:58Well, he'll be all right
04:59The doctor said the arrow in that golf ball
05:01Was tipped with some sort of amnesia-producing drug
05:03He'll be in the hospital several weeks
05:05Did you notify his family, Chief?
05:07Just Frida
05:07Fred flew to Frankfurt on Friday
05:09Now, we don't have much time
05:11Chaos has already succeeded in blowing up two other space centers this year
05:14According to Fargo, this one's set to go at 4 o'clock this afternoon
05:17Which is exactly the moment that they plan to test the M-14 rocket
05:20Now, would you say this is a coincidence?
05:23Both those other space centers were blown up
05:25At the precise moment they were to test the M-14 rockets
05:28Now, that is a coincidence
05:30No, it's not
05:31But would you say this is?
05:33Both those space centers were located next to golf courses
05:36Now, that is a coincidence
05:38No, it's not
05:40But how about this?
05:41Chuck Kramer, who is the golf pro at this club
05:44Was also the golf pro at those other two courses
05:46At the time they blew up those space centers
05:48Now, I'd say that's a coincidence
05:50You're right, 99
05:52Well, then Kramer's our man
05:55I don't think so
05:56Because at the exact moment those space centers were destroyed
05:58Kramer was having a drink with the manager of that club
06:01And he has pictures to prove it
06:03This one was taken at the Pinewood Country Club
06:07And this with the manager of the Cedarwood Country Club
06:14Chief, these pictures are interesting
06:17Do you mind if I hold on to them for a while?
06:19Absolutely, 99
06:20Oh, Chief
06:20Someone's coming to our table
06:22Well, that's Mr. Upjohn, the manager of the club
06:25I've asked him to join us
06:26We need all the help he can give us
06:29Sorry to keep you waiting, Chief
06:30No, Mr. Upjohn, these are Control Agents 86 and 99
06:33How do you do?
06:34How do you do?
06:35Well, you're the two that were with the victim when he was struck down
06:38That was a terrible thing
06:40Yes, Mr. Upjohn, I'll need your full cooperation
06:42I'd like Agents 86 and 99 to have full access to the club
06:46Its facility is the course
06:47Well, I'll only be too happy to cooperate
06:49Well, could you arrange for them to play the course this afternoon with your pro, Chuck Kramer?
06:53No problem at all
06:54Oh, we're indebted to you, Mr. Upjohn
06:56I can't go into details
06:58I can only say that this is for the security of the nation
07:00I'm a very patriotic man
07:02If this is for the good of the country, I'll tell you what I'll do
07:04I'll cut the green pea in half
07:06Having us play with the pro this afternoon, Chief, is a stroke of genius
07:15Thanks, Max
07:16That way we get a free golf lesson
07:18That's not the reason why, Max
07:20Obviously, both those space centers were blown up from somewhere on the adjoining golf course
07:25Now, it's my hunch that it was done with some sort of a nuclear golf ball
07:28Chief, the nearest point to that space center is the 14th hole
07:31And that's almost 400 yards away
07:33Nobody could hit a golf ball that far
07:35Well, if anybody can, it would be the pro
07:37Now, even though Kramer had an airtight alibi the last two times
07:42I want you two to be playing golf with him at exactly 4 o'clock this afternoon
07:46We'll see you two, Chief
07:47Now, Max, 99 and I will keep this place under surveillance while you go to control secret lab
07:51Dr. Simon has prepared some special equipment for you
07:54Right, Chief
07:54Well, let's get going, we don't have much time
07:56It's my check, Chief
07:57I mean, after all, you got it last time
08:02I mean, it's my turn now
08:05I mean, after all, there are two of us, there's only one of you
08:09Well, if you insist, Chief
08:24Dr. Simon, where are you?
08:44Over here, 86
08:45Excuse me a moment
08:46What are you doing?
09:02Exercising
09:03I've got to keep in shape
09:05You know what they say
09:06A healthy body makes a healthy mind
09:08You must have some mind
09:10I'll be with you in a minute
09:13Your special golf equipment is over on the table
09:16Thank you
09:17Two minutes, Ms. Simon
09:21Two minutes
09:21What's that for?
09:25You don't use a balloon on a golf course
09:26That's for my act
09:28I'm doing a bubble dance this week
09:30These are your golf clubs
09:33These irons are scientifically designed to hit a ball straight every time
09:37Oh, do you have a wood that's scientifically designed to hit a golf ball straight every time?
09:41Has anybody?
09:42How about these golf balls?
09:45Are they anything special?
09:46Only one
09:47It's a magnetic golf ball that will be drawn to anything metallic
09:50It will home in on the cup
09:52So be sure to use it only for putting
09:54Which one is the magnetic one?
09:56The one that's stuck to your wristwatch
09:58Now, should you want to contact the chief
10:07This is a golf shoe phone
10:09Well, how does it open?
10:12It doesn't
10:13You speak into this spike here
10:15And you listen to this spike here
10:16Oh
10:17Well, what's this hole in the center for?
10:20That's where you put the dime in
10:21You have to put a dime in?
10:23But that's ridiculous
10:24Suppose I don't have any change
10:26Supposing I get a wrong number
10:27They'll send you stamps
10:29Now, if you'll excuse me
10:31I have to get undressed for my performance
10:33On stage, Miss Simon
10:39Dr. Simon, what are you doing with an autographed picture of the Los Angeles Rams?
10:52They gave it to me
10:53I did an undercover assignment once
10:55And traveled for two weeks with the players as one of them
10:57You mean to tell me that you travel with the Los Angeles Rams
11:02And nobody found out you were a woman for two weeks?
11:05Well, they found out the first day
11:08But nobody would tell
11:09Okay, I'm ready for my performance, 86
11:12Wish me luck
11:13Good luck
11:14Oh, I almost forgot my bubble
11:17Oh, I'll get it for you
11:17Now, how am I supposed to do my dance without my bubble?
11:22Eh, yes
11:23Well, I don't know
11:24But I'd certainly like to stick around and find out
11:28I wonder what happened to Chuck Kramer, Max
11:32It's almost two o'clock
11:34I don't know, but when he gets here
11:36I just hope you give him the same kind of a balling out you gave me
11:39Well, you must admit that every time you visit Control's Secret Lab at that burlesque house
11:43You're very late getting back
11:44Ninety-nine
11:46The Follies Theater is no burlesque house
11:48At least it wasn't until today
11:50And I couldn't run out on Dr. Simon
11:52After all, she is one of our fellow control agents
11:55Dr. Simon is not what I would call one of our fellow control agents
11:58Don't be silly, Ninety-nine
12:00I mean, she may have a beautiful face and a fabulous body and fantastic legs
12:04But who notices?
12:07Good afternoon, Mr. Smart
12:08Mrs. Smart and Mr. Kramer will be joining you shortly
12:11I hope you'll enjoy playing our beautiful chords
12:14That's the first hole over there
12:16What an unusual ring you're wearing, Mr. Upjohn
12:18Max, look, isn't this a beautiful ring?
12:20Oh, nice, very nice
12:22Well, thank you, thank you
12:24Now, if there's anything else I can do, please let me know
12:26You know, I saw a ring like that once before, but I can't remember where
12:29Well, I doubt it
12:31It's a family heirloom
12:32Well, have a good round
12:33Nice guy
12:35Max, I know I've seen that ring somewhere before
12:38I just can't place it
12:39Ninety-nine
12:40How can you worry about a ring at a time like this?
12:43We've got less than two hours before that missile center is going to blow up
12:46And not only do we not know how it's going to be done
12:48We don't even know who is going to do it
12:50We know when
12:51Yes, well, knowing when isn't going to tell us who or how
12:54I'd gladly trade my when for a who and a how
12:57Why?
12:58Eh, why?
12:59Yeah, a good question, Ninety-nine
13:00Well, you see, if we know who
13:02Then we can watch how who did it
13:04And then that will give us our who, our how, and our when
13:08That makes sense
13:09I know it, Ninety-nine
13:10That's what worries me
13:11Oh, nice putt, Mrs. Smart
13:17Well, thank you
13:18You're away
13:19Uh, you go ahead and pot
13:48There
13:49Come on
13:50Yeah
14:28That's the fourth time today you've done that, Mr. Smart.
14:38I've never seen anybody slice a putt before.
14:41Yes, well, it's all on the wrist.
14:47Do you mind if I look at your ball?
14:49Yeah.
14:58Max, you didn't give him the magnetic ball, did you?
15:02No, I gave him yours.
15:13Looks okay to me.
15:14Come on, 30th old's next.
15:18Here's your ball, Mr. Smart.
15:20Well, that's the first time you've done that today.
15:38Well, it just shows nobody's perfect, Mr. Smart.
15:40You two tee off.
15:41I'll meet you down on the fairway.
15:42What's wrong, Max?
15:50I don't know, 99.
15:51I have a feeling he did that on purpose.
15:53It's a quarter to four.
15:54We're supposed to be with him at four o'clock when the explosion's due to go off.
15:57If we keep our eye on him, he can't make his move.
16:00I guess you're right, 99.
16:02Here, go ahead, tee off.
16:03Right.
16:03I switched balls with Smart.
16:15He now has the explosive golf ball.
16:18In two seconds, when he tees off,
16:20that will be the end of Mr. and Mrs. Maxwell's Smart.
16:30Throw me a ball, 99.
16:32Oh, there are three here, Max.
16:33Which one do you want?
16:34Any one.
16:48Sliced it out of bounds.
16:49Throw me another one.
16:50Okay.
17:01That's much better.
17:02Hooked it out of bounds.
17:04Throw me the last ball, 99.
17:05There's something wrong with this ball.
17:29Max, are you all right?
17:35Yes, but I don't understand.
17:36The Space Center wasn't supposed to blow up for another 15 minutes.
17:39That wasn't the Space Center, Max.
17:40Someone tried to blow us up.
17:42An explosive golf ball.
17:44How do you like that, Doc Simon?
17:46Just because I broke her bubble.
17:47No, Max.
17:48Someone must have slipped you that explosive golf ball.
17:51That must mean we're getting too close.
17:52What happened?
17:55Somebody just tried to kill us.
17:58Why would anyone want to do a thing like that?
18:00I admit you don't play a great game of golf, but still.
18:03Look, why don't you two go back to the clubhouse?
18:05You don't want to continue after something like this.
18:07I think it'd be better if we played on.
18:09At least until the 14th hole.
18:11Yes, why don't you two go ahead and I'll join you in a few minutes.
18:14Right, Max.
18:14Hello, this is Maxwell Smart calling the Chief.
18:30Come in, Chief.
18:35Chief?
18:36Yes, Larry.
18:36Call for you from Max.
18:37I'll take it here.
18:44Go ahead, Max.
18:45Hello, Chief.
18:46Somebody just used an explosive golf ball to make an attempt on our lives.
18:49That's great.
18:50That's great?
18:51Of course.
18:52That means you're getting too close for comfort.
18:54It also proves that I was right.
18:55They planned to blow up the Space Center with a nuclear golf ball.
18:58It has to be from the 14th hole.
19:00That's the closest point.
19:02Well, that's where Kramer and 99 are now, Chief.
19:04Then get back there right away.
19:05I have a feeling Kramer's our man after all.
19:08Right, Chief.
19:11Where's Kramer?
19:11He had a four o'clock appointment back at the clubhouse to have a publicity picture taken with Mr. Upjohn.
19:16Well, then he's not our man.
19:17Why not?
19:18Because the exploding golf ball has to be hit from the 14th hole.
19:21And if Kramer is at the clubhouse, then that automatically eliminates him.
19:25And he's going to have pictures taken to prove it, just like at the other two clubs.
19:29Max!
19:30That's where I saw the ring before.
19:32What are you talking about, 99?
19:33Look, these are pictures taken of Kramer with the managers of the other two clubs.
19:38Do you notice anything similar?
19:39Yes.
19:39They're both three by five glossies.
19:42Max, look at the ring that the two managers are wearing.
19:45It's the same ring.
19:47Right.
19:47And that's the same ring that Mr. Upjohn wears.
19:50And he says that it's an heirloom.
19:51Which means that Mr. Upjohn and the two managers are the same person.
19:55You may be right, 99.
19:56We've never seen the three of them together.
19:58And take the glasses and the hair from these two men and put them on Upjohn.
20:01What have you got?
20:02A surprise for Mrs. Upjohn?
20:05What are you doing now?
20:06I'm getting out my lipstick telescope.
20:08If Kramer and Upjohn are working together, we'd better make sure that they're back at the clubhouse.
20:13There they are.
20:16Now, how are they going to set off an explosion when they're having drinks on the terrace?
20:19Let me see that, 99.
20:20I want to take a look at the 14th hole.
20:22Nope.
20:28There's nobody out there.
20:30Oh, thank you very much.
20:33It's three minutes to four.
20:35Good.
20:36I'll press the button and activate the launcher.
20:38Oh.
20:39What's wrong?
20:41Gum.
20:43There.
20:44The launcher is now in position and will fire automatically at exactly four o'clock.
20:51Wait a minute.
20:52That wasn't there before.
20:53What?
20:54That mortar.
20:55A mortar?
20:57Of course.
20:58The old mortar and the rocks on the 14th hole trick.
21:03Come on, 99.
21:04We've got to get over there before they activate that mortar.
21:08Part 99 are heading through the 14th green.
21:10Quick, stop them.
21:10Faster, Mike, faster!
21:30I can't go any faster, 99.
21:32I've got it up to eight miles an hour now.
21:37Mike, it's creamer.
21:38He's after us.
21:39Keep your head down.
21:40Mike, it's the chief.
21:45He's after Kramer.
21:47Darn fool.
21:48Keep your head down.
21:52Mike, it's the chief.
21:53He's after the chief.
21:53What are we going to do?
21:55I'm going to try and lose him, 99.
21:56Hold on.
21:57Mike.
22:07Look out.
22:07I can't shake them off, 99.
22:26Next, the mortar on the 14th hole is going to go off any second.
22:29We're never going to make it in time.
22:30Wait a minute, 99.
22:32The golf ball.
22:32The magnetic golf ball that Doc Simon gave me.
22:35It works on the same principle as a ground-to-air missile.
22:37Max, you can't get out into the golf ball, no?
22:40Yes, I can.
22:40No.
22:41Now, you get ready to grab the wheel when I jump.
22:43Be careful, Max.
22:44Max, the mortar's going to go off.
23:11Oh, Max, you did it.
23:22I'm so proud of you.
23:23That was absolutely fantastic.
23:26Well, it was all right, considering I rushed my shot.
23:30What happened to Kramer and Upjohn?
23:32The chief has them in custody.
23:33How did that happen?
23:39I stopped short and they crashed into me.
23:42Boy, that's terrific, 99.
23:43Whatever made you think of a thing like that?
23:46I always drive that way, Max.
23:47I always drive that way.
24:17I always drive that way.
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