00:00I've got him now, 99.
00:08Shoot, Max, hurry!
00:10You missed! Lead him, lead him!
00:13Would you stop yelling in my ear? You're making me nervous.
00:17You missed again, Max!
00:19I know I missed again. Don't stand so close to me. You're breathing down my bowel.
00:23But he's getting away!
00:24He's not getting away.
00:27He got away.
00:28Hey, Max, you get the duck next time.
00:31But get it, 99. There'll be no next time.
00:34I've already invested $8.40 in this, and I've come to one positive conclusion.
00:38What's that?
00:39I don't have any more money.
00:40Okay, I've got lots of money.
00:42Oh, thank you anyway, 99, but it's a waste of time.
00:45I happen to know that the barrel of this gun is warped.
00:48It does look a little warped.
00:50It certainly is.
00:51One of the world's greatest philosophers, Genghis Khan, once said
00:55that a warped barrel is a fool's frustration.
01:00Who said that, Max?
01:03Genghis Khan?
01:03I'm happy.
01:05Certainly not.
01:07A warped barrel is a fool's frustration.
01:11Of course, it sounds a lot better in Chinese.
01:15A friend is right.
01:16Killy.
01:17Duke.
01:18He also said that he who returns to the bottomless web.
01:24Where does the rest of that go, 99?
01:26I don't know, Max.
01:27I saw him read Genghis Khan.
01:31I heard you the first time.
01:32Go ahead, lady.
01:33Shoot.
01:33It's on the house.
01:38The duck.
01:40The rabbit.
01:42The clay pipe.
01:44All right, all right, 99.
01:46There's no need to make a spectacle out of yourself.
01:48People are looking at you.
01:50Tell me, Max.
01:51Here.
01:52You won the cupidol.
01:54Well, I don't want a cupidol.
01:56I want a lace pillow that says mother.
01:58Cupidol, Max.
01:59It's a much better prize.
02:01Well, all right.
02:02But I still think a lace pillow that says mother would look nicer in my bedroom.
02:07Here.
02:07You can have this, 99.
02:09Thank you, Max.
02:10But just until we get home.
02:12That barrel is a fool's frustration.
02:16A warped barrel is a fool's frustration.
02:34What?
02:35A warped barrel.
02:36I heard you.
02:37I heard you.
02:38Give me the cupidol.
02:40I just...
02:41Well, somebody else.
02:43I just gave it away.
02:44Gave it away?
02:46Well, only after he gave me the password.
02:48Impossible.
02:49But he did.
02:50I'll be back.
02:52My barrel is not warped.
02:58I justываем the laptop.
02:58My barrel is not warped.
03:02I've never had Itís done.
03:02My barrel is not warped.
03:04I'll be back.
03:05I was telling you, 2 to 5 you know,
03:07we kept on tail.
03:07We have neverください.
03:09Let's keep everybody else at a time.
03:13Let's try it.
03:16Lies which is necessary.
03:17You can tell me what you see.
03:18O-hoo!
03:20That's a lucky lady.
03:20I'll be back.
03:22See you next time,
03:23Scott Newman?
03:23Tanks over you.
03:24I'll be back.
03:25Hey, I'll be back.
03:25Beast.
04:26Do you want another one?
04:28No, they're not very filling.
04:56That's much better.
05:02It needs a little seasoning.
05:04Come on, let's go.
05:05It has taken me years to perfect this drop, and you ruin it.
05:19Incredible.
05:22Absolutely incredible.
05:24But it wasn't my fault.
05:27He gave the right password.
05:30Please, Mr. Waxman, have a heart.
05:33Yours.
05:34You should have known.
05:36The great Waxman accepts no excuses.
05:38There are no excuses.
05:40There is only perfection.
05:42You fired at them and missed.
05:45You are a dummy.
05:51Take him.
05:52No!
05:52My children, my beautiful children, be happy.
06:02You will soon have a new playmate.
06:05I'm making an addition to our electric chair display.
06:07Waxman, a beady-eyed man with a pretty dark-haired girl.
06:25They have the Kewpie doll.
06:26But this is for kids, 99.
06:29For kids, have fun.
06:30Well, I'd rather go on the Dodgeham Cards.
06:33That's for me.
06:35Empty the park.
06:37And then kill them.
06:38You're acting silly, 99.
06:40I know I am, but it's our day off.
06:43Well, all right.
06:44But separate boats.
06:45Is there anything wrong?
06:58Nothing.
06:59You want me to hold your Kewpie doll?
07:02No, it's for her.
07:04She'll need company.
07:06You see, we're just friends.
07:15You see, we're just friends.
07:45Max, that looks so real.
07:53Don't be ridiculous, 99.
07:54This is for kids.
07:55That didn't turn me on at all.
08:01Dad!
08:04Dad!
08:13Hmm.
08:15I wonder what Dr. Spock would have to say about this kind of love.
08:18That's a real love.
08:19Oh.
08:20I wonder what Dr. Spock would have to say about this kind of love.
08:24Oh.
08:36Oh.
08:37Oh.
08:38max that's real fire don't be ridiculous 99 but it did light my cigarette max something's wrong
08:59something certainly is wrong whoever built this tunnel of love has a lot to learn about togetherness
09:08somebody's trying to get the cubie doll well give it to him maybe they'll leave us alone
09:19no max there must be some reason i'm scared here hold my hand now does that feel better no
09:2799 don't tell me you're not holding my hand i'm not holding your hand i asked you not to tell me that
09:38max we've got to get out of here come on 99 follow me
09:53max there must be an emergency exit
10:01now why would there be an emergency exit in a tunnel of love for emergencies look there it is
10:17max look
10:22max is deserted everyone's disappeared
10:24not everybody
10:36so
10:44so
10:50Come on, 99.
11:12Oh, Max, I'm exhausted. I can't go any further.
11:15We've got to keep going.
11:17This place is swarming with chaos agents.
11:19I know that. That's why we can't stand out here.
11:22We've got to find a place to hide.
11:23Well, what about in there?
11:26Are you kidding? There are gollywoggles in there.
11:41Oh, Max will never get out of here alive. We need help.
11:44You're right, 99. Come on, let's get over this.
11:46Whoa.
11:49Max, we're going to be trapped in here.
11:58You keep an eye out, 99. I'll contact the chief.
12:00Hello, chief.
12:06Hello, Max. What's wrong? Your voice sounds scratchy.
12:09Oh, it must be the sand in the shoe, chief.
12:12Where are you?
12:13At the beach in the amusement park. I'm with 99.
12:15Oh, are you enjoying yourself?
12:16Well, uh, not exactly, chief. You see, they emptied out the amusement park, and now someone's trying to kill us.
12:25Max, as usual, you're not making any sense. Start from the beginning.
12:29Eh, from the beginning. Right, chief. Well, you see, the trouble all started when we came to the shooting gallery.
12:35I complained about a gun that had a wharf barrel, so the attendant gave 99 another gun. Then I won a prize. But I wanted the lace pillow that said mother.
12:43Yes, Max, a lace pillow that said mother.
12:46Yes, but I didn't get the lace pillow that said mother. I got a cupid doll because the attendant said, you better take the cupid doll. And 99 said, yes, you take the cupid doll. So I took the cupid doll.
12:55And then I ate a hot dog that wasn't very delicate.
12:57Max, get back to the cupid doll. Examine it closely.
12:59Well, it looks like just an ordinary girl cupid doll to me, chief.
13:03Max, look. There's some kind of shiny metal under here.
13:05I was right, chief. It's not an ordinary girl cupid doll. It's got some kind of shiny metal underneath.
13:10Max, no wonder they're shooting at us. This cupid doll's made of some kind of radioactive substance.
13:16Chief, I just made another startling discovery. This cupid doll is made of some kind of radioactive substance.
13:21Max, you found it. The Chaos Plutonium Drop.
13:25Shipments have been leaving this country and we couldn't figure out from where. Now it must be from the amusement park.
13:29I'll get there as soon as I can.
13:30Right, chief. The chief is on his way.
13:33Good.
13:35Good.
14:05Listen, I wonder if you could tell us which way the nearest exit is.
14:29For you, there is no exit.
14:33No exit.
14:34Of course.
14:36I have the doll.
14:38Should I give it to him, Max?
14:40Forget it, 99. I can take care of these dummies.
14:43Oh.
14:53Listen, I hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about the dummies.
14:57I don't know.
15:17Listen, I'll tell you how they can.
15:20No exit.
15:22No exit.
15:25where are we max in a dark room but where obviously in a dark building make that a wet
15:33dark building look the dragon we're back in the tunnel of love i know that 99 i was just waiting
15:39to see how long it would take you to know we're not going anywhere 99 we're staying right here
15:45don't you know the first principle of eluding pursuers when the fox is being chased by the
15:50hunters the first thing he does is double back in his track that way he completely confuses the
15:54hunters they must be in here unfortunately we're not foxes i have a map to park there's an exit near
16:03here we go further come frankie yes there's one right by the merry-go-round
16:13come on 99 let's get out of here
16:17let's go
16:47the
16:49the
16:50the
16:54the
16:56the
16:58Oh, my God.
17:28Come on, Max.
17:4399, remind me to come back here.
17:45Why's that?
17:45That's a terrific ride for a dime.
17:58I like that.
18:19They killed Frankie.
18:34Right behind me.
18:35Fools.
18:37Bumblers.
18:37I'm surrounded by ineptitude.
18:39I couldn't help it.
18:40What can I do?
18:40Shut up.
18:42Get into your coffin.
18:43Hold it, 99.
18:53You stay here while I check the place out.
18:55Right, Max.
18:55Hey, but do that.
19:17Oh, Max.
19:18He looks so real.
19:20Oh, 99.
19:20I see these all the time in the movies, from under the seat.
19:32Max!
19:33This man's the attendant in the shooting gallery.
19:36Don't be ridiculous, 99.
19:40He's wax.
19:41And so is he.
20:00Listen, are you sure you don't know the way to the nearest exit?
20:03You two will make a lovely exhibit.
20:15Well, 99, we finally got into show business.
20:22Help!
20:23You can yell all you want, young lady.
20:25The park is deserted.
20:27Unfortunately, you discovered our plutonium drop.
20:30Once a week, a chaos submarine picks up a plutonium cupidol.
20:35Soon, we shall gain control over the world's supply.
20:38And the entire world will become our own personal chamber of horrors.
20:42Okay, Waxman, that's it.
20:43You're under arrest.
20:44Get your things.
20:45We're going downtown.
20:47We're not going anywhere.
20:48You don't actually think you can get away with this, do you?
20:52What do you intend to do about it?
20:53I plan to cry a lot.
20:56You see, Waxman, in a situation like this, you have to use your head.
20:59What I mean is that I know that you plan to wax us.
21:04So what I'm going to do is to cry a lot.
21:06That way, people will see tears on my cheeks, and they'll know that I died unhappy, and that you're rotten.
21:13Mr. Smart, but unfortunately, you won't have a head.
21:19No head?
21:20You see, the guillotine is real.
21:23And you, Madame Dufarge, will merely sit by knitting and watch, while Sidney Carton gives his head to chaos.
21:30Then, it will be your turn.
21:34Max, do something!
21:35Do something!
21:36Uh, ah, yes.
21:39It is a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before.
21:44I hope that you were right.
21:46I should have let you get the lace pillow that said Mother.
21:49For a while, Monsieur Smart.
21:53Release the blade, Drackey.
21:55Good night, sweet prince.
21:58And may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
22:01Oh, my God!
22:31Max, how in the world did you do it?
23:00The old inflatable head-in-the-cloak trick, 99.
23:06Look, how horrible.
23:09Yes, he died as one of his own exhibits.
23:13If he had only used his wax for niceness instead of evil.
23:30The Old Inужied
23:32The Old Inús
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