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O clássico seriado Chaves (1973) é uma das produções mais amadas da televisão, conquistando gerações com seu humor simples, personagens marcantes e situações do cotidiano. Criado e estrelado por Roberto Gómez Bolaños, o programa se tornou um fenômeno mundial, especialmente no Brasil.

A série se passa em uma vila humilde, onde vive o menino órfão Chaves, ao lado de personagens inesquecíveis como Seu Madruga, Dona Florinda, Quico, Professor Girafales e muitos outros. Com histórias cheias de confusões, brincadeiras e lições de amizade, cada episódio traz momentos divertidos e emocionantes.

Com um estilo único e atemporal, Chaves continua sendo um dos maiores clássicos da TV, garantindo risadas e nostalgia para fãs de todas as idades.

Este episódio faz parte da série completa, organizada em ordem correta para quem deseja assistir e reviver esse grande clássico.

Inscreva-se no canal Clássicos das Telas para acompanhar mais séries e desenhos antigos completos.

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00:02This is the sensational Chaves, played by the super comedian Xespirito.
00:14with Maria Antonieta de las Nieves as Chiquinha,
00:20Carlos Vilagrán as Kiko,
00:25Ramon Valdez as Seu Madruga,
00:30Florinda Messa as Dona Florinda,
00:35Ruben Aguirre as Master Sausage, sorry, as Professor Girafares,
00:43And Janet Arceu as the Madwoman of the Staircase, oh no, again, pardon me, as Dona Ediviges.
00:54The Good Neighbor Festival.
01:04I'll be right back, sweetheart, behave yourself, okay?
01:06Yes, Mom, but don't take too long, okay? Remember that today is the Good Friday Festival.
01:11Neighborhood.
01:12Oh, and this crap is happening today.
01:15What is it, Mom? You don't like parties?
01:17It's a party, yes. But what they do here isn't a party, it's a riotous ruckus of lowlifes.
01:22Well, that is...
01:24Oh, those were the parties your father threw.
01:27May he rest in peace.
01:29Oh no, darling. You don't say "rest in peace," you say "rest in peace."
01:35No, Mom, my daddy is resting on his belly because he was eaten by a shark.
01:41Ah, good, that's right, isn't it?
01:44Oh, but those were real parties.
01:49Champagne, caviar, ladies in long dresses, gentlemen in tuxedos.
01:55Ah, but here, on the other hand, there's chaos, tamarind soda, women in short skirts, and men in jeans.
02:01Oh, what a fiasco.
02:03Mom, anyway, we have to go to the neighborhood party, because otherwise the others will say we did something wrong.
02:09undone.
02:10Well, that's it. Isn't there another solution?
02:14Oh, good, but be careful, sweetheart. Don't get dirty, okay?
02:17So that they think you don't have decent clothes to wear.
02:21Yes.
02:23See you later, sweetheart.
02:24Bye, Mom. It won't be long, okay?
02:28Don't drop it!
02:30No, don't let that happen.
02:30But it will fall.
02:31But it will fall.
02:32It's not going to fall, no.
02:33Look, it already fell. And it fell by itself.
02:37Chavinho, are you coming to the neighborhood party today?
02:40But of course, he doesn't know he's going to get free food.
02:43No, no, no, no, Chavinho. Not for free.
02:46All the neighbors will collaborate to make this a celebration of good neighborliness.
02:50Look, my dad hung up the decorations.
02:53A neighbor bought 20 soft drinks.
02:55And a neighbor prepared 20 sandwiches.
02:58My mom is going to give me 20 eggs.
03:01Haven't you gotten tired of shocking people?
03:03No, because...
03:06Don't be stupid, Chavis.
03:08My mom is going to bring 20 boiled eggs.
03:12Oh, an automatic chicken?
03:18I don't know.
03:20What are you laughing at?
03:21What are you laughing at?
03:22Didn't you know that all the neighbors will be contributing something to the party?
03:27Well, well, well, well, well, but Chaves will also bring something.
03:30And it will bring something that is more important at a party.
03:33What?
03:33It will bring enthusiasm.
03:35Great enthusiasm.
03:37Isn't that right, Chaves?
03:38Yes.
03:42Well, I mean, it's the kind of thing where you say, "Wow, what enthusiasm, right?"
03:46But...
03:47Look here, Dad, the thing is, you don't know how to get that poor Chaves excited.
03:52Wait.
03:53Hey, Chavinho, do you want to eat at the party?
03:57Ah, yes, yes.
03:58Let's eat sandwiches.
04:00And beans.
04:01And cream cake with beans.
04:03And lots of beans.
04:05And beans.
04:05No, Chavinho.
04:07There won't be beans at the neighborhood party.
04:10There will only be sandwiches.
04:14Oh, Chiquinha.
04:15Do you think Chaves knows what a sandwich is?
04:18But of course I know what a sandwich is.
04:20A sandwich is a slice of bread on top, a slice of bread on the bottom, with a sandwich in the middle.
04:26Isn't that right, Mr. Madruga?
04:27Okay, yes, yes, yes.
04:28It's more or less like this.
04:29But first of all, you don't say "sandwich."
04:32It is called chênduíche.
04:35Ah, you see...
04:36Sandwich.
04:37It's a matter of mastering the French language a little, you know?
04:41Excuse me, children.
04:42All of it, Dad.
04:44It saw?
04:44He's wise, isn't he?
04:45Did you see that, Kiko?
04:47It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than to open your mouth and confirm it.
04:51Careful, careful.
04:52Oh, here comes the crazy woman from the stairs.
04:57Who's coming next?
05:00Donetvirges Fajardo.
05:01The crazy woman who moved up there.
05:03Hand created by the devil.
05:06Andy, let's go.
05:07Call me crazy again.
05:09Crazy.
05:10You were the one who told me to say it, weren't you?
05:13What happened?
05:14What there was?
05:14What there was?
05:15Chiquinha called her crazy.
05:17Who?
05:18The crazy woman on the stairs.
05:21That's enough, that's enough.
05:22Don't they know that gray hair should be respected?
05:25No, no, they are not white.
05:27What happens is that I dye some strands of hair.
05:30Oh no.
05:31Well, in any case, they should respect gray hair, even if it's dyed black.
05:36No no.
05:37No, actually, I dye some black strands white to give the impression of gray hair.
05:42I'm following the trend.
05:43From which planet?
05:45Chiquinha, please!
05:47To what the hell does it matter to you that Ms. Ediviges comes from Mars, Jupiter, Putão...
05:52Look, look, just a moment.
05:53I don't come from any of those places.
05:55Oh, really?
05:55No no.
05:56I am from...
05:57From the vineyard.
05:59Ah, that explains why grape skin is like raisins.
06:03What?
06:03It had to be El Chavo again.
06:05Just a moment.
06:06What I want to know is who taught Chiquinha to call me crazy.
06:10My dad.
06:13I?
06:14When did I teach you to call the crazy lady Ediviges?
06:18I say the opposite.
06:19When did I teach you to call Mrs. Ediviges crazy?
06:22When?
06:23Yes, Dad.
06:24Because you always taught me to tell the truth.
06:28Ah, good.
06:29So, yes.
06:30No, I mean, I mean, I mean...
06:31Chiquinha, please!
06:32Okay, one moment.
06:33This is the last straw.
06:35Seu Madruga, I don't hit this girl.
06:37Calm.
06:40Just...
06:40For you, Mr. Madruga.
06:43For me?
06:43For me?
06:47Thank you very much, neighbor.
06:48Thank you very much.
06:49Are you a man with a big heart?
06:52You also have a big heart.
06:54Are you intelligent, sir?
06:56You are also very intelligent.
06:58You are a nice man.
07:00The lady is also very nice, neighbor.
07:03Are you handsome?
07:04The lady is also very nice.
07:07And we were doing so well.
07:20And we were doing so well.
07:22You are also very good.
07:24You are also very intelligent.
07:32You are also very intelligent.
07:45Hey, dude.
07:55Keys, keys, give me back my check!
07:57Give it back, give it back!
07:59It's mine, it's mine!
08:01Keys!
08:02Vico, Vico, please!
08:05Set up shop here!
08:06Wait, wait, wait.
08:07This is my home.
08:09Hey, party straw, what are you guys doing?
08:12Give it back, give it back!
08:14Give it back!
08:15Stop, I want to excuse my clumsiness, I'm just a child.
08:18How did you find this cake in your hand and drop it on the floor?
08:21Because you dropped it, it had the paper and everything, look!
08:25With paper? How did he think that was possible if I was...
08:27Excuse me, children, children, children, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:33Does your neighbor want a sandwich?
08:36I don't eat junk food.
08:38Well, I didn't say anything.
08:40Mommy, where are you going, Mommy?
08:41Anywhere, far away from that riffraff.
08:44Mom, don't forget that today is Neighborhood Day, Mom.
08:50I don't like those parties.
08:53Look, Mrs. Florinda, here are some romantic music records to help organize the dance.
08:58I don't like dancing.
09:01Mom, besides me, is there anything else you like?
09:06Nothing. The only thing I like...
09:20Dona Florinda.
09:23Professor Girafales, what a miracle!
09:28I heard there was a party in the neighborhood and I thought...
09:31I'll see if I happen to be lucky enough to be granted the honor of dancing with Dona Florinda.
09:37little song.
09:38I mean, if the lady likes dancing.
09:41It fascinates me.
09:45Oh, how I love to see that you are a cheerful person who loves parties.
09:51They fascinate me.
09:54Oh, thank you so much.
09:57Are they for me?
09:58But let's go in...
10:00After the lady.
10:02Oh, thank you so much.
10:03Come with me, come with me.
10:04Oh, my daddy.
10:05Come on, come on, come on.
10:06Is everything you're saying?
10:08Look, eat something.
10:09You haven't eaten anything yet.
10:12How about a little sandwich?
10:14Oh, it fascinates me.
10:19Me too, I want a little sandwich too.
10:22Ah, yes, Kiko.
10:23Take it, take it, take it.
10:25Keys, Keys.
10:26Mom, Chaves snatched the sandwich from my hand.
10:30He took...
10:31Mom, Chaves just stole my sandwich.
10:36Mommy?
10:38Mommy?
10:39Mommy?
10:41Mommy?
10:45Scum, scum!
10:54Calm down, calm down, please, calm down.
10:57Tell me, what happened?
10:58What happened?
10:59It's Chaves, he...
11:07Calm down, little girl, calm down, because I didn't understand peanut brittle.
11:12But I didn't say any words that started with the letter P.
11:17Frankly, what I mean is that I didn't understand anything, my daughter.
11:20What am I trying to tell myself?
11:22That's because that crazy guy Chaves took my lollipop and ate it all.
11:27El Chavo?
11:28What?
11:28Unintentionally, but intentionally.
11:31Yes, of course, because it suits you, doesn't it?
11:33You're always careless.
11:34That's not true.
11:35That's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
11:36No, it's because, look, my dress is better, and so it was condemned.
11:40That's enough, that's enough.
11:40Silence, silence.
11:43Wow, that's something!
11:44They don't realize that we're right in the middle of a good neighbor celebration, a time when there should be peace and harmony.
11:52love.
11:53Mostly love, lots of love, lots of love.
11:58You said so yourself.
12:02Oh yes, love, so much love.
12:08What was it, what was it, what is it?
12:12Because the good neighbor festival means exactly that.
12:17Love, love to forgive the small mistakes of the neighbors.
12:22Love to forget the small disagreements that exist.
12:26Yes, because that's precisely what love is.
12:29To give oneself completely.
12:31And therefore, you have to give yourself completely.
12:36Yes, to surrender completely.
12:40And always remember, at every moment, that love is everything in life.
12:46Love, love, love.
12:50It was born from you, it was born from me.
12:52It was born from the soul.
12:54Love, love, love.
12:57Born of God, for a world with hope.
13:02Love, that's all.
13:04Love, love, love.
13:25And so, in order that harmony and cordiality may continue to reign in this celebration of good neighborliness,
13:34I propose that all the neighbors...
13:37Start dancing.
13:39No, but what is that?
13:39Stop, stop, stop, stop, neighbor, stop.
13:41Wait, wait, wait.
13:42Just a moment, just a moment, neighbor.
13:44Let's be quiet and listen to what Maestro Linguiça has to say.
13:48Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
13:51I'm not a conductor.
13:52My name is not Sausage.
13:53Yes.
13:54I am Sausage and my name is Maestro.
13:56And yes.
13:58I mean, I'm a master and my name is Girafales.
14:02Okay, very good, professor.
14:04I'm sorry, you understand?
14:05Let's hear what the professor has to say.
14:06Fast.
14:07Well, as I was saying, I propose that all the neighbors contribute to some kind of group.
14:13Yes.
14:14Let some dance, let others sing, let others recite.
14:17Yes, yes, yes, let Kiko recite the beautiful poem he wrote on Mother's Day.
14:21That's it, he's the one who...
14:29It's just that I'm ashamed.
14:31Okay, then I'll sing.
14:34Okay, it's here, it's here, they asked me for it, it's rusty.
14:37And then I'll recite the poem of the repentant dog.
14:41Oh no, Chaves, nobody can stand your repentant dog.
14:44No, no, no, no.
14:47One moment, please, child.
14:49Child, child, wait a moment.
14:52Child, be quiet!
14:56First, Kiko will recite.
14:59And then, it's Chiquinha's turn.
15:01And then I recite the repentant dog.
15:04Oh yes.
15:05Yes, Kiko first.
15:06Okay, that's enough, Chiquinha.
15:08Chiquinha, that's enough.
15:09Go ahead, just one time.
15:11Quiet.
15:13And then I'll recite the repentant dog.
15:16Yes, yes, yes, Chaves.
15:20Mom, darling.
15:21First, Kiko.
15:22Then Chiquinha.
15:24And then me.
15:24Yes, yes, yes.
15:25Okay, sit down, boy.
15:27Calm down.
15:29Mom, darling.
15:30The problem of the repentant dog is very beautiful, but it...
15:33That's enough, be quiet.
15:35Soon it will be your turn.
15:39Mom, darling.
15:40And I'll be the third.
15:41Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
15:44Kiko.
15:45Sit down here, Chico.
15:46Professor, professor, allow me to offer some advice based on my own experience.
15:50Let Chavinho, my dear, be the first, otherwise...
15:53Yes, yes, yes.
15:54First you, Chavinho.
16:04First, Chaves.
16:11The repentant dog.
16:14That.
16:15Very good.
16:18That.
16:20Good one, Chavis.
16:26The repentant dog returns, with his ears so floppy, his gnawed bone, and his tail between his legs.
16:38Yes, the tail!
16:44The repentant dog returns, with his ears so floppy, with his ears so floppy,
16:51with its gnawed bone and its tail between its legs.
16:55Bravo, bravo, bravo!
16:56Great, great, great, Chaves!
16:58He did very well, indeed.
17:01The repentant dog returns.
17:02Oh, Chavinho, for God's sake, shut up!
17:08The verse has to be repeated 14 times.
17:11No, no, no, Chavinho.
17:12What should you repeat 14 times?
17:13Isn't this a movie on television?
17:15Look, go back and sit down there.
17:17It's over.
17:17Come on, come on.
17:18You, Kiko.
17:18Go.
17:20Thank you, Mr. Early Bird.
17:21You're welcome, go ahead.
17:25Mom, darling.
17:28Oh, mommy, mommy.
17:30We all came joyfully to sing her praises and to congratulate her always.
17:38Bravo!
17:39Bravo, bravo, very good.
17:43Bravo.
17:45Oh my God, it won't fit.
17:48The moon comes out at night.
17:51The sun comes out during the day.
17:53If your car has tires, my aunt has even more tires.
18:00What came next, Mom?
18:02Oh, that's not fair.
18:03He's sticking it together.
18:04No, no, no.
18:04Shut up, Chaves.
18:05Oh dear, Chaves, be quiet, I'm very professional.
18:08Ha, ha.
18:11Mom, darling.
18:12My heart yearns for you.
18:15Like a shoeshine boy's cloth.
18:17Chiquinha.
18:18Is it about to start again, rusty one?
18:21Yeah, bulldog cheeks, yeah.
18:22Shut up.
18:23Stop, that's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
18:25Look, Mom.
18:28I already know.
18:30My heart yearns for you.
18:32Like the teeth of pliers.
18:36Hey, Chaves, I'm going to hit you.
18:38Don't you understand that you're supposed to shut up?
18:39Don't you understand?
18:40He arrives.
18:41Don't yell at me, I'm not blind.
18:43Go.
18:45Go ahead, continue.
18:47Mom, darling.
18:48My heart beats for you.
18:50Like chocolate bells.
18:54Mom, I can't recite it like this.
18:57And you're absolutely right, Keiko.
18:58Look, whoever interrupts again will get a beating.
19:03Good.
19:04Thank you, sir...
19:05You're welcome, Keiko.
19:05Thanks.
19:07Mom, darling.
19:09My heart...
19:09Seriously?
19:14I used to say that my heart beats for you...
19:17You heard me right, didn't you?
19:23My heart beats for you...
19:25Because it's awful when someone interrupts someone who is speaking.
19:29You didn't know?
19:31If Madruga...
19:32Yes.
19:32Please allow me a moment.
19:35Here.
19:35Yes yes.
19:36Here.
19:36Scum, scum!
19:39Very well done, treasure.
19:40Very well done.
19:42And now continue reciting your poem.
19:44And woe to anyone who dares to interrupt.
19:47Yes yes.
19:47Calm down, calm down.
19:49Here.
19:54Thank you, Mom.
19:56Mom, darling.
20:01I'm keeping an eye on it.
20:04Mom, darling.
20:06My heart beats for you...
20:11As...
20:12And my only goal...
20:28It's important that nobody mistreats you.
20:30With her grandmother on the bicycle.
20:32Bravo, bravo, Xavi!
20:34Bravo, Xavi!
20:45I'm Chiquinha, I like flowers and hummingbirds.
20:52I'm Chiquinha, I like flowers and hummingbirds.
20:58I'm Chiquinha, I like flowers, and I've forgotten everything else.
21:07Very good, little girl, very good!
21:09Another one, another one, another one, another one!
21:14No, Dad, stop, because I don't know another one, in fact I don't even know this one.
21:17Well, well, well, look, look, Chiquinha, why don't you recite with double braces?
21:22That number they did at the school's end-of-year party?
21:25Oh, that's right!
21:25Ah, yes, when I recited the adventures of Jeca Valente!
21:28That's it, that's it, my daughter, that's it!
21:29Come here, Chaves, come here, come here!
21:30Very good!
21:31Yes, look, you handle the sound defects.
21:33Oh yes!
21:35What?
21:36Sound defects!
21:39Don't you remember when I recited the adventures of Jeca Valente?
21:43Ah, yes, when you arrived...
21:46Oh, I don't remember!
21:49Oh, Chaves, what's so stupid about you?
21:51You must be an idiot!
21:52Don't you remember when I recited the adventures of Jeca Valente at school?
21:57Yes, I remember that, Chiquinha, what I can't remember is what I did.
22:00You fixed the sound defects!
22:02Look, for example, if I say, "Here comes Jeca Valente on his horse," you do this:
22:10Ah, just like a horse!
22:12So that people will think it's a horse!
22:16Yes yes!
22:16But it's not a horse!
22:18No!
22:19Because it's going to be me!
22:20Yes!
22:21But people will think it's a horse, but it's not a horse!
22:24He arrives!
22:25That's enough already!
22:26You understand, right?
22:27Yes!
22:28Let's see, if I tell you to do it like clockwork...
22:30What's the matter?
22:31That's how it is, look...
22:36Am I imitating a clock?
22:37Yes!
22:38So that people think it's a clock...
22:41But it won't be a clock, it will be me...
22:45But the staff...
22:45He arrives!
22:46Okay, okay, okay?
22:48Let's see if you understood.
22:50What if I told you dog?
22:51I'm telling you, you mule!
22:52No!
22:53No, please, Chaves!
22:55If I say "dog," you have to imitate a dog!
22:59Oh, do I imitate a dog?
23:01Of course!
23:02Keys!
23:03There's a brand new lamppost out there!
23:05No, ah...
23:06Kiko!
23:06Kiko!
23:07Please!
23:08Kiko!
23:08When I say imitate a dog, I mean bark!
23:12That's why I say it's time to bark!
23:14Oh yes!
23:15I remembered, I remembered!
23:16I make...
23:17Woof, woof, woof, woof!
23:20Oh, Chaves!
23:22It looks like an angry dachshund!
23:25So how is it?
23:26Like this!
23:26Wow, wow, wow, wow!
23:28Oh!
23:29Ah, Chiquinha!
23:32It seems...
23:33It looks like a chihuahua!
23:36That's not true!
23:37Why don't Chihuahua dogs bark like that?
23:40That I know!
23:40So why did you say I look like a chihuahua?
23:43Because of its sheer size!
23:45You're so short, so tomboyish!
23:46Oh, really?
23:47Go, go, go, little girl!
23:48Noted!
23:49Noted!
23:49Noted!
23:49Noted!
23:50Noted!
23:50Noted!
23:50Noted!
23:50Noted!
24:02Noted!
24:03Noted!
24:10Where one could see a rider coming swiftly on his horse!
24:19When did you hear the dogs barking?
24:22Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
24:25While the church clock struck three in the morning?
24:31The church clock struck three in the morning!
24:37Chaves, what's up?
24:39The clock!
24:41I don't have!
24:44It was three in the morning!
24:46Work like clockwork!
24:48Ah!
24:49Tic-tac, tic-tac, tic-tac, tic-tac, tic-tac, tic-tac!
24:52No, not keys like that!
24:54With a guitar!
24:56Ah, yes, I remember now!
25:03And from...
25:05To!
25:08I said it was three in the morning!
25:10Yes, I heard you!
25:11So why did it ring five times?
25:13Because it's ahead of schedule!
25:15Good!
25:16Okay, yes, yes, now we can continue!
25:19It turns out that the rider was the jacavalente who came on his horse!
25:23And she was petting her dog!
25:29No!
25:37The dog!
25:39Okay!
25:40The dog returns, repentant!
25:44No, Chaves, that wasn't it!
25:47Chaves, how silly you are!
25:48It's meant to bark like a dog!
25:51No, don't pay attention to him!
25:53Late, go!
25:53Woof, woof!
25:54That's it!
25:55That's it, that's it!
25:55And then, suddenly, the bandit arrives and stabs him!
26:02And then he stabs her!
26:06So how do I do it?
26:08Well, the sound of a stab wound when it enters the thicket!
26:16No, I didn't charge you, Chaves!
26:19So should I take it off?
26:19Yes!
26:23Now we can continue!
26:24Come on, come on!
26:26And suddenly, the jacavalente came along with his horse!
26:29At three in the morning, when the dogs were barking, the clock struck five!
26:33When they stabbed him again!
26:36And the horse's dog was barking!
26:39And it was barking!
26:40And there, there, there!
26:42Come, come!
26:48He comes!
27:19Transcription and Subtitles by Pedro Negri
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