00:02It's El Chavo, played by the super comedian Xespirito, with Maria Antonieta de las Nieves.
00:38Kisses!
00:47Look, the store owner gave me this soda because I helped him sweep the sidewalk and...
00:55I won't give you
00:56And what do I care? I have money, am I going to buy a bigger soda than you? I drink
01:04I give you everything and I don't give it to you.
01:06Hi, Chaves
01:19What happened, Chaves?
01:28Look, look, it's Chaves!
01:31Yes, and what about him?
01:33Silly face
01:34Since when was he born?
01:43Big deal, I thought it was beautiful.
01:46She's a fool.
01:48Don't you think so too, Chaves?
01:50If I were you, I would never talk to her.
01:53AND...
01:53What happened, Chaves?
01:55I'm talking
01:56What just happened? What happened?
01:58I don't know
01:59Chaves is there as if he's been hippopotamused.
02:03Hippopou what?
02:05It was the witch from number 71!
02:06My little girl!
02:07Your aunt is a witch!
02:08Calm down, please, little girl.
02:09How many times have I told you that Miss Clotilde is not a witch?
02:13So what is it?
02:14Miss Clotilde is...
02:15It's a sweetheart.
02:18A beauty
02:20A story
02:22A coconut candy
02:24The queen of this neighborhood
02:27And from all the neighborhoods in the world
02:30Oh, but the price is frozen, my goodness!
02:33Did you see the hole you made in the wall?
02:35Okay, I'll give you a discount.
02:37Okay, so you'll give me a little discount, right?
02:39Look
02:41And who is that?
02:43It's the plumber.
02:43He came to see the humidity.
02:45But look at the hole it left in the wall!
02:47Oh my God
02:48And even?
02:49If you don't mind, I can help.
02:51If you want, I can consult.
02:52Oh, thank you very much.
02:53I would be very grateful.
02:54Vineyard
02:54Ah, it will be a pleasure.
02:55Let's go
03:02Look, Chaves
03:03What a great refreshment!
03:05And I'm not going to give it to you.
03:06I don't want
03:08Ah, for you I give
03:11My whole refreshment
03:14Oh, Kiko
03:16That makes me feel embarrassed.
03:19Take
03:22Thank you, Kiko
03:30Look
03:31He fainted.
03:32But it's okay, you know?
03:34Because I've seen it in movies before.
03:36And to wake him up, all you have to do is throw water in his face.
03:42Let me play a little bit.
03:44Let me
03:45Mommy
03:46Stop with the apple
03:47Mommy, mommy, mommy
03:48Kiko
03:49What did they do to you, Kiko?
03:51What it was?
03:52It got me wet.
03:53What?
03:54No, it's not that...
03:58Come on, Kiko
03:59And next time
04:01Go throw water on your little grandmother.
04:05Seu Madruga
04:07You don't want me to go there and say...
04:09For your grandma
04:10Should I put on my shower cap?
04:24I'm just not giving you another one.
04:25That's what I said, miss.
04:26Everything that goes wrong always has to have Chaves's fingerprints all over it.
04:29In everything
04:29No, sir.
04:30Chiquinha was the one who got Kiko wet.
04:32Oh yes
04:33It had to be Patti's aunt.
04:36Nosy
04:37The little roof stays quiet.
04:40You know, miss
04:41I'm going to the construction site across the street.
04:43Grab a little bit of cement
04:44To fix the wall
04:46Oh, you are very kind.
04:48But what is this, miss?
04:51I am incapable of not helping a neighbor.
04:59I won't be long.
05:05Chaves, you know, you know what I don't understand?
05:07Why did Kiko faint?
05:09Because Patti kissed him.
05:12Just for that?
05:14It is clear
05:16Oh, then I'm going to knock you out.
05:23Did you feel anything?
05:24Yes
05:25Oh, what is Chaves?
05:27Courage
05:30Look, look
05:36My father
05:40Keys
05:42Don't cry, Chaves
05:45Don't cry, Chaves
05:54He fainted from a delayed effect.
05:57Did she faint?
05:58Because you're going to wake up right now.
06:04Look
06:09Now, now you'll see, you'll see!
06:11No, Chaves
06:12No, Chaves
06:20So, where's the bucket?
06:21I'm going to hit it with this bucket here.
06:23No no
06:24But what is this, Chaves?
06:26So as to
06:27What did they do to you, Kiko?
06:28What did they do to you?
06:30He wanted to hit me with the bucket.
06:32So, again, sir?
06:34No, no, no
06:35It's the monster.
06:38Come on, Kiko
06:39Let's change clothes.
06:40I already told you
06:41Don't associate with that riffraff.
06:43Scum, scum
06:44Rabble
06:47It wasn't my fault, Mr. Madruga.
06:50It turns out that Kiko fainted.
06:52Because Pathy kissed him, right?
06:55Then I fainted.
06:57Because Pathy kissed me too.
07:00Seu Madruga
07:01Why do we faint?
07:03When do women kiss us?
07:05Yes
07:05Now we're going to find out.
07:17He didn't faint.
07:19But did she faint?
07:22Did you see what you do with your silly questions, Chaves?
07:25What's this business of asking why someone faints?
07:27Wait
07:28It's not possible.
07:28No, girl, stop
07:30That
07:32Oh no, daddy, no.
07:34Oh, oh, oh
07:37And now?
07:38Could Chaves also be to blame?
07:41Hello, neighbor
07:41There was a minor accident.
07:43Careful
07:43Careful
07:44Chaves again
07:46Look, I brought the dough.
07:49I already brought the dough.
07:51Oh, thank you.
07:53How can I pay?
07:55Look, miss
07:56That smile alone more than paid for my price.
07:59And if you doubt it, there's even change left over.
08:03Well, I feel awkward.
08:06But I wanted to say that there are little bricks there.
08:09No problem, miss.
08:11Okay, I'll go up front right now.
08:13I can do it now
08:14Thanks
08:15You're welcome, miss.
08:16You're welcome.
08:17You're welcome!
08:20Oh, auntie, look!
08:22Chiquinha wants to hit me.
08:24No, you're not going to do that, no.
08:26Ah
08:31I'm going to tell my father.
08:33That the lady hit me here.
08:35Did I hit you?
08:36AND
08:36And then he kicked me.
08:39And he left me lying on the floor.
08:41Like this
08:41So, look
08:42Look
08:42It left me completely devastated.
08:48Oh, more water!
08:56Well done
08:57Who told you to be a liar?
09:00You deserve an award, Chaves.
09:10Is it all going to start again, Chaves?
09:14My God in heaven
09:15How do those Chaves faint?
09:22Oh, sorry, Pathy
09:25Oh, Patinha
09:27I'm sorry
09:28It was an accident
09:29I was wrong.
09:30I wanted to talk about Chaves here, Pathy.
09:33I saw it first.
09:34I saw it first.
09:43Hold on here
09:44No, Chaves, such
09:45Oh, my little girl.
09:51Would you be so kind as to tell your aunt?
09:53That I brought the bricks
09:54What is it for her?
09:56What's wrong, honey?
09:57Did you faint too?
09:59Not yet
10:01No, Chaves, such
10:02No, no, Chaves, such
10:03Calm down, calm down.
10:04What is that?
10:04Stop with this nonsense.
10:10But what is that?
10:12What's wrong, Kiko?
10:13They want to hit me with that stick.
10:15The Lord
10:16No, no, no
10:17I didn't have
10:22Cretin
10:26Another one passed out.
10:27Water quickly
10:29Let me play.
10:33Well done, you imbecile.
10:35Here it goes
10:51Okay, neighbor.
10:52Oh, thank you so much, neighbor.
10:54You don't need to say thank you
10:55My God deserves an award.
11:07Another one passed out.
11:18Where am I?
11:33Now you'll have the honor of watching some truly rare and hilarious content.
11:41Doctor Chapatim
11:42My pie, miss.
11:44Please
11:44It's coming, it's coming
11:45But what a rush!
11:46Just a moment.
11:47That's enough already, right?
11:48It's delicious!
11:49Breaded?
11:50For me
11:50Ah, yes, it's for him.
11:51It's for me too.
11:55It's nothing personal, you know?
11:57But with this one, that makes 18 cakes you'll eat.
12:02I don't know, my love, but you need to understand me.
12:04I have no appetite, right?
12:17Are you going to eat?
12:19No
12:19I came to play ping-pong.
12:24Do you have chicken thighs?
12:26Yes
12:27That's why he walks like that, isn't it?
12:32You like jokes, huh?
12:34But without too much spice.
12:35Oh, no
12:37Stop
12:37Please, sir
12:38Look, I have many customers to attend to.
12:41Every minute that passes I could be losing a tip.
12:44If I lose the tip, who will?
12:47Ah, old man.
12:48Oh, it's not like that either.
12:51Look, don't cry.
12:52Don't cry
12:54I'm not crying.
12:54I'm checking what time it is.
12:58But the watch is on the other wrist.
13:00Ah
13:02It's half past twelve.
13:04He is sure?
13:05Yes, I just heard it on the radio.
13:08Are you sure the clock is here?
13:11Yes sir
13:15Yes
13:16That's because
13:17I'm wearing my long-distance glasses.
13:20Well, that
13:21But then who's going to read the menu?
13:23No, I brought my glasses so I could see up close.
13:25They must be around here somewhere.
13:32Oh, no
13:33These are for watching television.
13:38Here
13:40No, these are for driving.
13:42No, these are for seeing girls in bikinis.
13:54Oh my God
13:57Oh, I didn't bring it.
13:59Hmm, good
14:00So I'll read the letter, okay?
14:02Drop
14:03Oh, what's that?
14:04I don't allow anyone to read my mail.
14:06But then how are you going to read it?
14:08Hold the menu away so I can read it.
14:11It's OK
14:12Here?
14:14Further over there
14:17Further over there, further
14:19Go on, more, more
14:21Oh my God, what happened?
14:23What happened?
14:24What happened?
14:25What's wrong with him?
14:26I don't know, I don't know.
14:28Is there a doctor around here?
14:30Yes yes
14:31I am a doctor.
14:32The Lord?
14:33Yes
14:33Any others?
14:35Pies
14:36But how dare you speak like that?
14:39I'm not going to take this any further because it's very serious, you hear?
14:42What happened?
14:43Was she run over?
14:45Not me, why?
14:47So where's the other missing piece of the body, huh?
14:51Well, look who's talking!
14:52No no
14:53The deal was with that gentleman over there.
14:55No, no, please.
14:57No, not my life.
15:00Did he eat live frog legs?
15:03No
15:05Then...
15:05I don't know, suddenly he started bucking like that.
15:08Oh, oh
15:09And do you think he's already dead?
15:12Oh no
15:13So why are you shooing away the flies?
15:15I'm not shooing away the flies, I'm just fanning them.
15:18Oh, waving?
15:19Yes
15:19Did the food make you sick?
15:21Look, but what kind of doctor am I, sir?
15:24I am a first-class doctor.
15:26No, no, my dear.
15:27Wait, wait, excuse me.
15:28You are strong.
15:29Put it here on the table, please.
15:31Allow me, madam, allow me
15:32Here, on the table.
15:33Oh, doctor
15:34Oh, oh, oh
15:35Be careful, be careful.
15:36Oh, doctor
15:40Please
15:41Oh, doctor, please.
15:43My husband is in your hands.
15:46Yes
15:47And it's crushing them.
15:49Please, doctor.
15:53Can't you see that this man has one foot in the grave?
15:56AND
15:56Oh, he opened his eyes, doctor.
15:59I mean, he's coming back.
16:01Oh, the undead, the undead!
16:04Oh no, no
16:04He's coming back like this
16:08Ah, I suspected it from the beginning.
16:11How are you feeling, my love?
16:13Bad, very bad
16:15Have I died yet?
16:16Oh no, no
16:17Don't say that, darling.
16:18Yes my love
16:19I can already see Saint Peter.
16:23Oh, my love
16:24That's right, doctor.
16:25Is there no other method that can be used with the patient?
16:27Ah, it makes no difference to those who are already dead.
16:33Listen here, doctor.
16:34Don't you know that patients in delicate situations should be treated well?
16:38That's not your case.
16:41Oh, darling, you'd better take me to the hospital.
16:43Look, it's all your fault for eating so many pies.
16:47Well, it wasn't the number of pies that left me like this.
16:49I don't think it was good.
16:51Oh, you order opossum and it's our fault.
16:57I'm referring to my stomach.
16:59Ah, but nobody gets like that over a little stomach problem, right?
17:05Well, it depends.
17:06If the pie is spoiled
17:11And there's one more thing.
17:12The pie may contain germs.
17:15Look, not that one, doctor.
17:17There are no germs in this restaurant.
17:20Are you sure, young lady?
17:23There is?
17:24But how can you be so sure?
17:27No, guess what, he's sick.
17:28No, guess what, he's sick.
17:31I would eat for one less thing.
17:32No, guess what, he doesn't do that anymore.
17:35Silence
17:39Do you have indigestion?
17:42Why did you eat so much?
17:43It seems like you don't know how to eat.
17:45He ate too much, and the only cure for that is a good rest.
17:49You need to rest for at least two hours.
17:52Oh no, doctor. It's impossible. No, no, it's not possible.
17:54There wouldn't be enough time for us to go to a very important meeting we have.
17:59How's it going? Do we have an invitation today?
18:01Sure, my life.
18:02Don't you remember that dinner is at the Martínez's house tonight?
18:06With the Martínez brothers?
18:08With the Martínez family.
18:08And there will be a complete mess.
18:10Come on, come on, come on.
18:11Oh my God, he just ate 18 pies.
18:14See you later, okay?
18:21The mosquito.
19:06The mosquito.
19:07The mosquito.
19:07The mosquito.
19:07The mosquito.
19:09The mosquito.
19:14Oeil Acceptance.
19:41THE CITY IN BRAZIL
20:11THE CITY IN BRAZIL
20:41THE CITY IN BRAZIL
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