O clássico seriado Chaves (1973) é uma das produções mais amadas da televisão, conquistando gerações com seu humor simples, personagens marcantes e situações do cotidiano. Criado e estrelado por Roberto Gómez Bolaños, o programa se tornou um fenômeno mundial, especialmente no Brasil.
A série se passa em uma vila humilde, onde vive o menino órfão Chaves, ao lado de personagens inesquecíveis como Seu Madruga, Dona Florinda, Quico, Professor Girafales e muitos outros. Com histórias cheias de confusões, brincadeiras e lições de amizade, cada episódio traz momentos divertidos e emocionantes.
Com um estilo único e atemporal, Chaves continua sendo um dos maiores clássicos da TV, garantindo risadas e nostalgia para fãs de todas as idades.
Este episódio faz parte da série completa, organizada em ordem correta para quem deseja assistir e reviver esse grande clássico.
Inscreva-se no canal Clássicos das Telas para acompanhar mais séries e desenhos antigos completos.
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A série se passa em uma vila humilde, onde vive o menino órfão Chaves, ao lado de personagens inesquecíveis como Seu Madruga, Dona Florinda, Quico, Professor Girafales e muitos outros. Com histórias cheias de confusões, brincadeiras e lições de amizade, cada episódio traz momentos divertidos e emocionantes.
Com um estilo único e atemporal, Chaves continua sendo um dos maiores clássicos da TV, garantindo risadas e nostalgia para fãs de todas as idades.
Este episódio faz parte da série completa, organizada em ordem correta para quem deseja assistir e reviver esse grande clássico.
Inscreva-se no canal Clássicos das Telas para acompanhar mais séries e desenhos antigos completos.
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#Chaves
#ElChavoDelOcho
#RobertoGomezBolanos
#SerieClassica
#SeriesAntigas
#HumorClassico
#Comedia
#Anos70
#ClassicosDaTV
#SeriesDubladas
#ClassicosDasTelas
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00:03Yes, it's none other than the sensational Chaves, played by the super comedian Chespirito.
00:17with Maria Antonieta de las Nieves as Chiquinha, Carlos Villagrán as Kiko,
00:30Ramon Valdés as Seu Madruga,
00:34Florinda Messa as Dona Florinda,
00:39Special appearance by Ruben Aguirre as Master Sausage, sorry, Professor Girafales.
00:47And in addition to El Chavo, we offer a wonderful skit featuring the harmless thieves, Chompiras and Peteretti.
01:19The children are absent from school.
01:31Oh, Chaves!
01:33So, Chaves, don't look so scared or they'll get suspicious.
01:36But I can only make this scared face because I'm really scared.
01:39Afraid of what?
01:41And what else could it be? That they find out that neither you nor I went to school?
01:44Be quiet, be quiet, or my daddy will notice.
01:47Oh, look at that, now you're the one who looks scared.
01:50Of course, Chaves, I have a dad, and all dads get annoyed with their kids when they go to play.
01:57In the park instead of going to school.
01:59But you don't have a daddy to punish you.
02:01Ah, then I have nothing to be afraid of.
02:04Oh, no. Really?
02:06Imagine when Master and Sausage find out what punishment he's going to give you, right?
02:10Calm.
02:11No, don't be afraid because it will give you a heart attack.
02:14No.
02:14Chaves, he's going to give you a peep.
02:21I didn't say that.
02:36It had to be Chaves.
02:38Look, pick up that newspaper now; it fell because of your fault.
02:43I'm talking, Chaves.
02:44Look, wait a minute, Dad.
02:45Don't make me yell because...
02:46Wait, Dad.
02:47He can't move.
02:48What?
02:49Because he had a seizure.
02:50He had another fit of pique again.
02:52Yes, but you already know.
02:54With a splash of water, it improves.
02:59Answer me, Chaves.
03:00I know that every time you get scared you have a fit.
03:03Yes.
03:04So why were you scared?
03:06Why did he have a seizure?
03:06Because nobody knows that I was going to...
03:08No, no, no, no, no, no, it was nothing.
03:10It wasn't.
03:11What was it?
03:12But I was going to say that today we didn't go all the way to...
03:14Cup.
03:17Right?
03:18So shut up.
03:19Those quiet boys, what's that all about?
03:22It seems...
03:23Look, I'll tell you something, Chaves.
03:26You don't have to be afraid of anything.
03:28Nothing should scare you.
03:29Remember that men shouldn't be afraid of absolutely anything.
03:32Not at all...
03:34What?
03:35What of what?
03:36Nothing.
03:36You're welcome.
03:37What of what?
03:38You're welcome.
03:41Oh, that Kiko's mom.
03:45Apoprosy.
03:45Look, what if Kiko...
03:47Or will Kiko tell on us for skipping school today?
03:51I'll smash your face in.
03:52Yes.
03:52So that he'll stop being nosy.
03:55And so that he stops being a gossip.
03:57He's a tough guy.
03:58Hey Vixiquinha, don't you want to...?
04:04Very good.
04:05And next time it will be much worse.
04:07Of course.
04:08Well done.
04:09Did he faint?
04:10Can I know what's going on?
04:12The sausage master.
04:18But what happened?
04:20What's wrong, Kiko?
04:23Come on, stand up.
04:24Be careful.
04:28Yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:29To.
04:30What was it that...
04:31Oh, forgive me, Kiko.
04:32Forgive yourself.
04:33What happened, Kiko?
04:34Chaves hit me, professor.
04:37It had to be El Chavo again.
04:39And why?
04:40Who knows, professor?
04:42I was coming along peacefully, very happy and content,
04:46when suddenly Chafadiga discovered the effort that the record was.
04:50I didn't understand anything.
04:51Me neither, professor.
04:53But it hurt a lot.
04:55And you, Chaves?
04:57Why did you hit him?
04:58I'm talking about tea...
05:01Tea...
05:01Our.
05:03He had a seizure.
05:04Yes, professor.
05:05But don't worry.
05:06Splashing a little water on his face will make him feel better right away.
05:09What happened?
05:10Nothing.
05:11He had a seizure, but just now...
05:12What?
05:14Continue.
05:15Continue.
05:17Sorry, no question, no messing around.
05:20Come on, Kiko.
05:21Don't associate with that riffraff.
05:23Your badronga.
05:25Please, a quick turn.
05:26Scum, scum.
05:27That.
05:29And there's more.
05:30Just look at this.
05:31Next time, you will...
05:37Professor Giraffe.
05:43Dona Florinda.
05:45I came to bring you this humble gift.
05:47Oh, for me?
05:48AND.
05:49Oh, but why did you bother?
05:51Don't you want to come in for a cup of coffee?
05:54It wouldn't be a bother.
05:55Oh, absolutely not.
05:57Please come in.
05:58After the lady.
05:59Thanks.
06:06Chaves, Kiko can't tell on us because he also...
06:09Oh no.
06:10Another heart attack.
06:12Oh, Chaves, it looks like a statue.
06:14How long is this nonsense going to last?
06:19I was saying that Kiko can't tell on us because he didn't go to school either.
06:24And why didn't you go to school, Kiko?
06:27Because I woke up sleeping.
06:31Oh, Kiko, how stupid are you?
06:34Why is he stupid?
06:35Why?
06:35You didn't hear.
06:36Because I woke up sleeping.
06:38But how stupid is that?
06:40All human beings in the world wake up asleep.
06:42Of course.
06:43Yes, but I woke up sleeping exactly at noon.
06:47The good thing is that I have a modern mom who doesn't argue with her children so as not to cause them insecurities.
06:52Kiko, Kiko, I'm cool.
06:55But how does that work?
06:57But anyway, don't go telling anyone that Chiquinha and I didn't go to school.
07:02The donkey comes in front.
07:04You can go through.
07:06Look, look, Chiquinha.
07:08What if Professor Gigafalis tells your dad?
07:13Our.
07:14Oh no.
07:15Well, well, well, we have to think of some excuse, right?
07:18But what excuse?
07:19I don't know.
07:20We need to think.
07:23Think...
07:23Ah, I know!
07:25Oh no, no, no.
07:25No.
07:30Ah, I know!
07:31Look, this...
07:31That's so little, Chaves.
07:34That was good.
07:35Shut up.
07:36That was good.
07:39Ah, I know!
07:40Look, we...
07:41Oh, less, less.
07:45So, if we...
07:47So what?
07:49What?
07:50What?
07:50I forgot.
07:53Chaves, you're not dumber because you lack vitamins.
07:57I know.
07:58I know.
07:59What?
08:00Why don't they just say they went to the wrong school and ended up in another one?
08:10No, that won't do.
08:12That would be great for a modern mom who knows her son is so clueless he could be fooled.
08:18school.
08:19But not for a smart dad with a super smart daughter.
08:24Oh no.
08:26See how good it is to be stupid?
08:29Thank you, Chavinho.
08:30You're welcome.
08:31Look...
08:32But anyway, we have to think of something, because otherwise I'll get scared again and it will...
08:36Give me a filipaque.
08:38Yes!
08:39Oh, yes, I want to.
08:40I know.
08:41Look, let's say we were walking to school and, suddenly, a truck sped past us and...
08:46It crashed into the pole, then, boom, and everyone died.
08:50So, you got really scared and had a heart attack.
08:53I?
08:54Of course, you idiot.
08:55But I don't remember.
08:57It's a suppository, Chaves.
08:59It's just a little make-believe thing.
09:01So, he gave you a filipaque.
09:03So I had to go from door to door, from door to door, as quickly as possible, to see if...
09:08Could someone please help me, out of charity, with a small glass of water to throw in Chaves' face?
09:14But nobody gave me water, because... because... because...
09:19Because the entire neighborhood is experiencing a water shortage.
09:20That's right, that's right.
09:22So, that's why we couldn't go to school, right?
09:25So we waited, and waited, and waited, until a very kind soul arrived and, taking pity on you, decided to see you.
09:35She had a fit and gave us the last bit of water she had in her little bottle.
09:40Ah, so he was a kind soul.
09:43Exactly.
09:54Why are you crying, Kiko?
09:59Just imagining how poor Chavinho must have suffered for so long, those fits, poor thing, such a good person...
10:09He is such a good person, he is such a good person.
10:24Pay close attention, okay?
10:25If someone asks you something, you won't say anything. Let me give the explanation.
10:31But if they ask me, am I supposed to stay quiet?
10:34Yes, indeed.
10:34Oh, Chaves, don't be so dramatic. You get like this, as if you're having a fit, like this, see?
10:39I can't make that dumb face.
10:43But yours will do.
10:45Now I'll split you in two, Kiko.
10:47No, Chaves. No, Chaves. Babãe.
10:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Chaves, wait, Chaves, wait. Kiko is right, Chaves.
10:56If someone asks you, you have to pretend you're having a fit.
11:00But I can't make the same worn-out drum face as Kiko, because I don't have bulldog cheeks.
11:04old.
11:04I already know. You're just pretending to have a seizure.
11:09Oh my, the professor...
11:10No, no, no, no, just pretend. Just pretend. Just pretend.
11:14Simulate. Simulate.
11:14What? I mean, no, you mule.
11:17Go on, overcome the seizure.
11:19I'll tell Kiko what to do. Don't mess it up, okay?
11:23Oh my God.
11:26But if I heard him scream, he should be around here.
11:29See? He's not even around here.
11:32How strange. I could swear I heard someone scream.
11:35Don't worry.
11:36Listen, Chavinho. Didn't you see Kiko?
11:39Chaves, answer me. Dona Florinda is asking you.
11:45Oh my. It looks like he's had another seizure.
11:48Yes, but I heard that it can be fixed with a little water.
11:51Yes, I've heard that too.
11:53But I am not convinced by such rudimentary therapeutic methods.
11:57Okay, but let's try.
12:01See? It didn't work.
12:03It must be because I didn't use enough water.
12:05But I repeat, these outdated and unrealistic therapeutic methods do not convince me.
12:11Sure, but there's nothing to lose by trying. Wait a little while.
12:16See?
12:17It remains exactly the same.
12:20Well, one last attempt.
12:22Just a moment. Allow me.
12:24This time it's my turn to throw the water.
12:26However, I repeat that these therapeutic methods do not work for me.
12:31Don't...
12:32Is it advisable?
12:34Without...
12:38But let's give it a try.
12:40It might work.
12:43Could it be.
12:45Pay attention, Mrs. Florinda.
12:48Oh, Mrs. Florinda, please forgive me.
12:52Oh, excuse me.
12:53A little coffee, Mrs. Florinda.
12:54A cup of coffee.
12:59Chaves, I already told Kiko that you don't have to fake anything in front of us, Chaves, you're at the top.
13:05Ah, that's right.
13:06Top.
13:07AND.
13:08So, it seemed like Chaves was under a spell.
13:10Yes, it all ended up like this.
13:12Ah, the one that was bewitched was bought.
13:13What a great idea.
13:14Let's play at being bewitched.
13:16Zaz, zaz.
13:18I would arrive...
13:20She bewitched...
13:20Then I would arrive...
13:23Zaz, zaz.
13:25He spoke his mind.
13:26Do you already know what the rules are?
13:27Yes, I know that.
13:29They're like wide little loaves of bread, about a few centimeters long, and all the bricklayers use them, and also...
13:35And they too...
13:36That...
13:37These are measures.
13:40The rules of the game, you idiot.
13:43Ah, if the game is stupid, then I won't play it.
13:45You're the fool.
13:47Ah, then I'll play.
13:50Okay, listen up, I'm going to explain.
13:52We're going to leave everything to chance, right?
13:54Come on, tell me the number.
13:56Seven.
13:56Eight.
13:57Nine.
13:57I won.
13:58Well, there's nothing I can do.
14:00Yes, I'll explain it to you.
14:02When I cast a spell on someone, I can cast the spell by touching them wherever I want.
14:07But to break a spell on a companion, one can only do so by touching their head.
14:12Did you understand?
14:13Yes.
14:14Okay.
14:15Bewitched.
14:15Nonsense, nonsense.
14:17No no.
14:17What?
14:17I was captivated.
14:19I don't play like that, because that's not fair.
14:21Why?
14:21Weren't you ready already, you fool?
14:24Oh yes.
14:24You'll see.
14:25It'll be fine like this when I'm a wizard.
14:29You could never be a wizard with those giant cheeks.
14:34And you just stand there, completely paralyzed, while I go find Chavinho.
14:37He's going to see just one thing.
14:42Unbewitched.
14:43Thank you, Chavinho.
14:44Little Chavo.
14:45Little Chavo.
14:45You'll see, Chavinho.
14:46Look, look, I'm moving because Chavinho broke the spell on me.
14:51Did it break the spell on you?
14:53All of it, look, look, look.
14:54Bewitched again.
14:56Now it's your turn, Chavinho.
15:26Vigo, what are you looking at?
15:27Flipper, what are you looking at?
15:30I'm asking.
15:31What are you looking at, kid?
15:32What are you looking at, Kiko?
15:34Kiko caught the same kind of madness as Chavinho.
15:39Wait, wait.
15:40Thank you very much for your company, professor.
15:42It was a pleasure, Mrs. Lula.
15:43Don't you want to stay a little longer?
15:44No thanks.
15:45Just a little bit of water.
15:46Hey!
15:47Now that's more like it, now that's more like it.
15:49No, it's just that with that he...
15:51Hey!
15:52Look, it's raining!
15:53Oh, but what...
15:54Calm down, Ms. Lula.
15:54He had a seizure.
15:56Don't get into fights with those kinds of people.
15:58That makes no sense.
15:58Whatever it is, whatever it is, what's the matter?
16:00You are absolutely right.
16:02Come on, Kiko.
16:03Don't associate with that riffraff.
16:05Well, you're being very cheeky.
16:07Oh, another cup of coffee, professor.
16:10If it's not too much trouble, Mrs. Florina...
16:11Absolutely not, we're going in.
16:13After the lady.
16:14Thank you very much.
16:18And you, dare to call me scum?
16:21Dare you call me scum?
16:22Go, go, go.
16:31Unbewitched.
16:33You can move now, Mr. Madruga.
16:35I've already broken the spell on you.
16:37And to think I didn't even know you were playing the bewitched game too.
16:44Unbewitched.
16:46Scum, scum.
16:52Bewitched.
16:54But Chiqueta bewitches me.
16:56Oh, really?
16:56Let's see.
16:57I'm going to bewitch you, come here.
17:00Well, but...
17:02And whose fault is it all?
17:05El Chavo again, right?
17:09Take that!
17:10Thank you very much, Mr. Madruga.
17:12You're welcome.
17:15Did you thank me?
17:22I was already finding it strange.
17:29Catching me, catching me, catching me.
17:31Nonsense, nonsense.
17:32I go.
17:34Bewitched.
17:34Bewitched, your grandmother.
17:37Why are you angry?
17:38I don't want to play anymore.
17:40But why not, Chaves?
17:42Because your dad is a very strong un-spell.
17:46How stupid of you, Chaves.
17:47My father isn't kidding.
17:49Furthermore, you shouldn't cry.
17:50You don't even look like a little man.
17:53Who are you saying this to?
17:54I already said.
17:56Well, now you'll see.
17:57I'm going to tell your father that we didn't go to school today.
18:00You're going to see something.
18:01I'm going to tell him everything.
18:02Please, Chaves.
18:03Please, Dad.
18:03Dad, don't believe him.
18:05He only tells lies.
18:06And now what?
18:07Mr. Madruga, do you know why Francisquinha and I didn't go to school today?
18:13Sure, because today is Sunday.
18:41Now you will have the honor of watching some content.
18:45Truly rare and hilarious.
18:51The beggar.
19:05Let's go up.
19:08Upwards what?
19:11Go get 'em!
19:12Palmeiras Sports Society.
19:15Again, Chuperas.
19:17How long will you continue living such a dishonest life?
19:22Aren't you ashamed of being a plague to society?
19:25Think about your mother.
19:29How many difficulties she faced.
19:32How many tears has she shed?
19:35And all for what?
19:36To give you a better life.
19:40And that's how you say thank you.
19:43Poor thing, I still remember her doing laundry for other people.
19:47She was ironing clothes for other people.
19:50How many times did the poor thing sacrifice herself?
19:54Always so tired.
19:56With so many problems on his back.
20:00Why?
20:01So that you would pay him like that.
20:05Haven't you looked in the mirror?
20:08Look, Chuperas.
20:10I'll tell you this as a friend to a friend.
20:12Not as a police officer.
20:15Think again, Chuperas.
20:17That's good advice.
20:19Think.
20:21This will help you a lot.
20:44And there
20:46Think about it.
20:56And there
21:20Come here, Xomperas, I've just glimpsed a business opportunity that...
21:26What did you think, Xomperas? Show some respect.
21:29I've just glimpsed a business opportunity, Xomperas, that...
21:34What happened? What was it, Xomperas?
21:37It's just that my mommy...
21:43Whose wife?
21:46No, my mommy...
21:50Oh, okay. To throw tear gas.
21:53No.
21:54Then?
21:56What good were their sacrifices, their tears?
22:01Who are you talking about?
22:03Think about your mother.
22:04My mommy...
22:06Look, I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'm going to fix it right now, Xomperas.
22:10Let's see, stay here, please.
22:12Like this.
22:19And next time, I'll make you gargle with little customers.
22:23Rusted.
22:27No, it doesn't matter.
22:28Anyway, tonight I don't feel like stealing.
22:33Hey, when you had the nerve to steal, this time I'm not calling you to steal.
22:38It's another deal I'm proposing to you.
22:40What is it about?
22:41Look, I want to be your representative.
22:46My representative?
22:47I want to be your representative.
22:49You heard right.
22:50We need to explore your physique and your face, your expression, that face that God gave you.
22:56Like, like a movie star.
22:58No, no, no, like a beggar.
23:15Listen, Peteretti.
23:16What?
23:17Did he teach me that I can be a beggar?
23:19Of course, my friend.
23:21It's because you have a great talent for inspiring pity in people.
23:24It was no coincidence that he befriended the young people on Augusta Street, was it?
23:29You're saying that to please me, aren't you?
23:31To please you? No, no, of course not.
23:33The only thing you're missing is to accentuate a little bit that dying, tubercular look you have.
23:38And look...
23:39But how?
23:40So, making a face something like this.
23:49What are you laughing at?
23:50It looks like he ate eggplant like this, look.
24:06And next time, I'll make you gargle with pesticide.
24:11The thing is, I still don't understand what I have to do.
24:14How could you not understand, Chompiras?
24:15It's very easy, look.
24:17Try to make a silly face.
24:19I?
24:19That's it, that's it, no more, no less, just like that, don't move.
24:22Oh, and I hadn't even done anything there yet.
24:25And it's not even necessary.
24:26That's what I'm telling you, you have incredible talent, Chompiras.
24:30Incredible.
24:31You have everything you need to be the best beggar in the world.
24:34You lack nothing and there's more.
24:36I think there's even some left over.
24:37You should have some left over.
24:38What?
24:39Let's say an arm.
24:40Oh, no.
24:42One leg.
24:42No.
24:46An arm.
24:46No, no, no.
24:48Peteretti, I only have two.
24:50Calpent.
24:50No no.
24:51Stay quiet, I'm not going to do anything to you.
24:52Wait, wait, Peteretti.
24:53So, so.
24:53Please.
24:54Look, look, nothing more, you see?
24:55Nothing happened to you.
24:57See?
24:57It was easy.
24:58You're already missing an arm.
24:59So that people will think I'm lame in one arm.
25:03Sure, sure, sure.
25:04But you have to be very careful.
25:06Look, here comes a young lady.
25:08Come on, come on, it's a great atmosphere.
25:09Miss, miss, a small coin, please, for this poor man with a one-armed man.
25:14Oh, poor thing.
25:15And where did he lose his arm?
25:17Underneath the jacket.
25:18No, no, miss.
25:20What my friend means is that he bit his nails, and he kept biting, biting, biting, biting.
25:25Oh yes.
25:26And that's it.
25:27I don't understand.
25:28But I feel so sorry for him that I'm going to give him ten limps.
25:30Ah, sure.
25:32Ah, let me see.
25:32Here it is.
25:33Thank you very much, miss.
25:34Listen here, you shameless thing.
25:37Didn't you tell me you were lame?
25:38And the young lady must have a ten-real note.
25:41This is from one.
25:42Okay, but I made a mistake with the grade.
25:44And I picked the wrong arm.
25:46Oh yes.
25:47Police!
25:48No, no, no, miss, no, please, take your note here.
25:51Nothing happened.
25:52Thank you very much, sir.
25:53You're welcome.
25:53But in any case, this man needs a lesson.
25:57And how did you guess, miss?
25:59How did you guess?
26:01He's about to learn a little lesson.
26:08And next time, I'll make you gargle with glue.
26:14Listen here, who are you to take justice into your own hands?
26:18Well, it's like he's a father figure.
26:19Yes, he hits me, he always hits me, he hits me.
26:21That it?
26:22No wonder he looks like that.
26:25But don't worry, sir, do you want me to call the police?
26:28Yes, and the police say so...
26:30No, no, no, no, he does it out of affection.
26:35Well, it's up to you, sir.
26:38Frankly, frankly, try to be smarter next time.
26:41Here comes another one, here comes another one.
26:42I'm going now.
26:47There's a redhead in your destiny, they're handsless.
26:54Thanks, handsome.
26:58Even Sandra Rosa Madalena can outsmart you.
27:08And next time, I'll make you gargle with...
27:18But, but I did something wrong.
27:20I did something wrong, you did everything wrong, everything.
27:23You don't understand, Chompiras.
27:24With that face of a dying, tubercular patient you have.
27:27All you have to do is extend your hand.
27:29so that everyone starts giving you money.
27:32and start cooperating.
27:34Not yet, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:43That's it, folks.
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