00:01This is the sensational Chaves, performed by the super comedian Chespirito, with Carlos.
00:16Villagran as Kiko, Ramon Valdez as Seu Madruga, and Florinda Messa as Dona Florinda.
00:31Special appearance by Angelines Fernandes as Dona Clotilde, the witch of apartment 71.
00:39The Mystery of the Missing Arms.
00:42You know, down here, I'm telling you to go up down here.
00:44Climb up there, that's right, climb up, climb up there.
00:54Key, key, key, key, why are you crying?
00:57It's just that Seu Madruga asked me to go buy bread and he's going to be mad at me and he's going to...
01:04Hit me.
01:05But did you bring the bread?
01:08But the thing is, I was eating while I was here.
01:11Oh, Chaves, oh, Chaves, don't be silly.
01:16Seu Madruga won't even notice that a bread roll is missing.
01:19That's because I've already eaten four of these.
01:26Four?
01:28Do you think he'll notice that four rolls are missing? What do you think?
01:33How many did he tell you to get?
01:34Five.
01:38Chaves, you know what?
01:41Don't forget to invite me to the opening day of your brain.
01:47And I'm only not beating you up because I didn't quite understand what you said.
01:50Yes, of course, I know you didn't understand.
01:52You never understand.
01:54Are you calling me stupid?
01:56Wow, you finally understood.
01:58So, to prove to you that I'm not stupid at all, you know what I'm going to do?
02:03Look, I'm going to eat the leftover bread and then I'll tell Seu Madruga that they stole it all from me.
02:09the bread rolls.
02:11Oh, Chaves, don't do such a thing to a gentleman like Seu Madruga.
02:17He is so kind, such a nice man, so gentle, so intelligent.
02:25Is Seu Madruga smart?
02:29Just so you can see how stupid he is, he won't even notice what I'm going to do.
02:34Well, I bet not.
02:36And I agree, because...
02:41Well, very well, very well, very well.
02:45One hundred out of ten, one hundred out of ten, one hundred out of ten.
02:49Very good, Chaves.
02:52Is this something that has no name?
02:55Yes, it's called a bread roll.
02:58I'm talking about the act you just committed.
03:01Look, Chaves, what good are the examples I gave you to you?
03:04Don't answer me.
03:06And from now on, come and ask me for twenty cents.
03:10Can you give me twenty cents?
03:14No, no, no.
03:15This leaves me wondering.
03:17Not that you're stupid, Chaves, but that you're a simpleton.
03:20Ah, well, that's true.
03:24Judiciary.
03:24But look, next time I need a favor, I won't bother you anymore.
03:29I'm going to bother the first idiot I see.
03:31No, I won't be able to, because I...
03:36Look, Kiko, if Chaves really has a tiny brain, yours must be microscopic.
03:43Come on, get out of here, come outside, come on, it could be contagious, disappear.
03:47No, this bread roll has more crumb than you guys.
03:53What happened, Mr. Madruga?
03:55He seems very thoughtful.
03:57Yes, Mrs. Clotilde, I was thinking...
04:01Do you know how far hunger can take us?
04:03Yes, to the restaurant.
04:06No, no, no.
04:08No, no, nothing, no.
04:11You look worried, Mr. Madruga.
04:14What happened? Are you feeling unwell?
04:16I?
04:17Yeah, you know, I really don't like your face.
04:21So, we tied.
04:24No, I'm referring to your mood, your state of mind.
04:29I'm sure there's something weighing on your chest.
04:34Ah, t-shirt.
04:36Do you know they gave me this?
04:38But the number is 32, and I wear 38.
04:40Oh, what a coincidence, Mr. Madruga.
04:44My number is also 38.
04:47Oh, really?
04:48I thought only your shoe was a size 38.
04:51But you're mistaken.
04:53It would be immodest of me to say this, but...
04:55Do you know what my hip measurement is?
04:59Half a kilo.
05:01No, sir.
05:03Well, believe it or not, he's 89.
05:07No, no, no.
05:08We're talking about measurements, not data.
05:12I say, I say, I say.
05:14Don't mind me, I was just kidding.
05:17Just kidding.
05:17That's good.
05:19Yes yes.
05:20Well, now tell me.
05:22What am I worrying so much about?
05:26Well, actually, actually...
05:30Actually, it's Chaves.
05:32But what's happening to Chaves?
05:34He never eats breakfast.
05:36Well, you can't solve the problem of all the poor people in the world.
05:42Yes, of course not.
05:43Instead, he should worry more about himself.
05:48Haven't you considered that perhaps you need a companion?
05:56Yes, maybe, maybe it would be better, but...
06:00So, what's your ideal woman like?
06:05What would it be like?
06:08Well, I'm sleeping.
06:10As?
06:11That's clear, but...
06:12But what is she like?
06:14More or less?
06:17Like Bruna Lombardi.
06:22Bruna Lombardi.
06:24So take Bruna Lombardi's little mouth off.
06:27The eyes, the legs, the tiny waist, and everything else.
06:33And what remains?
06:35Well, ma'am.
06:55Well, ma'am.
06:56Well, ma'am.
07:01Well, ma'am.
07:03And what remains?
07:04Well, ma'am.
07:17Well, ma'am.
07:28Bye, bye.
08:02Goodbye.
08:27Bye, bye.
08:37Bye, bye.
09:04Bye, bye.
09:26Bye, bye.
09:29Bye, bye.
10:23Bye, bye.
10:25Bye, bye.
10:57Bye, bye.
11:37Bye, bye.
11:58Bye, bye.
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12:28Bye, bye, bye.
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13:37Bye, bye.
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15:38Bye, bye, bye.
15:40Bye, bye, bye, bye.
15:52Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
15:55Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
15:57Sleepwalker? No, he's from Santa Catarina. No, Chaves, I'm not referring to that. And I say, if it's not one of those...
16:05People who do things while sleeping. Yes, snores like a pig in the... No, Chaves, it's nothing like that.
16:13I mean, if he doesn't get up and do things while sleeping. Oh, no. If he's awake, he doesn't do it.
16:21Nothing. Now that I'm sleeping, even less so. Oh, Chaves, by any chance do you not know what a sleepwalker is?
16:27No, I failed arithmetic. But what arithmetic? I'm talking about people.
16:35They walk while sleeping. They sleep standing up like chickens. No, Chaves, first they sleep.
16:45And then they get up and walk, like this. Oh, yes, yes, like the little creatures that come out of the pyramids.
16:57Well, yes, I mean, more or less, more or less. Didn't you see Seu Madruga like that?
17:02No, the little creatures are very thin, but not that thin, right?
17:07What were they talking about?
17:09Oh, nothing. I was trying to explain to El Chavo del Ocho what a sleepwalker is.
17:15Oh, but that's even worse than expecting a donkey to understand atomic theory.
17:23Seu Madruga, donkeys don't understand atomic theory.
17:28No, of course not, Chaves.
17:31And do you understand?
17:34Do you want him to explain to me what a sleepwalker is?
17:37Yes.
17:38Look, a sleepwalker is a person who, when...
17:40Look, that's a sleepwalker.
17:42Look.
17:43No, that's Kiko.
17:45But that's why he's a sleepwalker.
17:47Because he's sleeping and he's walking, look.
17:50Sleeping?
17:50No, no, don't do that, we'll wake him up.
17:52And I was told that it's very dangerous to wake people abruptly when they're sleeping like that.
18:06Now I'm really going to beat you up, Kikusson.
18:15It had to be Chaves after all.
18:17It was unintentional.
18:19I wanted to hit Kiko.
18:20Is this worse than hitting me?
18:22Didn't I already say that it's very dangerous to wake people up abruptly when they're like that?
18:25Yes, but he started it first.
18:27Yes, but you have to put up with it.
18:33You have to hold on too.
18:36Also.
18:38That's because Kiko is sleepwalking.
18:40Of course.
18:41But if he hadn't been sleepwalking, he wouldn't have been able to hold out.
18:44Of course.
18:45But since he's sleepwalking, you'll have to hold on.
18:48And yes.
18:48But if you hadn't been sleepwalking, you wouldn't have been able to hold out.
18:51No.
18:51But he's so sleepwalking...
18:53Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
18:56You're going to wake me up.
18:58See?
18:59See?
18:59He's not sleeping, no.
19:01Chaves is sleeping.
19:02Understand.
19:02It turns out that some people can even talk while sleeping.
19:06Babãe!
19:07See?
19:08They can even shout.
19:13Our.
19:14He's sleepwalking again.
19:17Come on, Kiko.
19:19Don't associate with that riffraff.
19:20I would sit down, I would sit down, I would sit down!
19:24Bye, bye.
19:56Alright, kids, it's bedtime. I'm going to turn off the television, okay?
20:04Oh, Mom, at the most exciting point.
20:08Yes, darling, it's already very late. And children your age should sleep at least 10 hours.
20:15And then, you have class tomorrow, Kiko.
20:18So, that's exactly why. Tomorrow, whatever I miss, I'll sleep at school.
20:24Kiko.
20:25That's why I say it's better to wake up early.
20:28That's how I like it. Tell Chaves from number 8 to go home and sleep.
20:32Yes, Mom. Chaves, my mother said that... Chaves?
20:36Oh, Mom, Chaves is already asleep on the couch.
20:41But of course, this sofa must be much more comfortable than the floor where he sleeps.
20:46Let it stay there.
20:47Listen, Mom. What if the sofa is wet in the morning?
20:52I believe so. He's already 8 years old.
20:54So what? I'm 9 and...
20:58That's right, sweetheart, but you're just more nervous, darling.
21:02So, leave him there.
21:04Yes, poor thing.
21:05See you tomorrow, Mom.
21:06See you tomorrow, sweetheart.
21:08And dream of angels.
21:10Yes, Mom. I always dream about myself.
21:13I always dream about myself.
21:13I always dream about myself.
21:18I always dream about myself.
21:43Mom, don't you think poor Chaves is cold?
21:47I don't know. Maybe.
22:12I always dream about myself.
22:18Okay, I'll put the little button on.
22:22Ah, yes, so he can stay nice and warm.
22:25Now that's cute.
22:44Now all that's missing is this.
22:52Mom, Chaves fell.
22:56I know that very well.
22:57It was time to go to sleep.
23:01But he did not fall asleep.
23:03He fell.
23:07Yes.
23:09That makes sense.
23:10I'm not used to sleeping on the floor.
23:13It is good then.
23:41I'll put it up right away.
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