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O clássico seriado Chaves (1973) é uma das produções mais amadas da televisão, conquistando gerações com seu humor simples, personagens marcantes e situações do cotidiano. Criado e estrelado por Roberto Gómez Bolaños, o programa se tornou um fenômeno mundial, especialmente no Brasil.

A série se passa em uma vila humilde, onde vive o menino órfão Chaves, ao lado de personagens inesquecíveis como Seu Madruga, Dona Florinda, Quico, Professor Girafales e muitos outros. Com histórias cheias de confusões, brincadeiras e lições de amizade, cada episódio traz momentos divertidos e emocionantes.

Com um estilo único e atemporal, Chaves continua sendo um dos maiores clássicos da TV, garantindo risadas e nostalgia para fãs de todas as idades.

Este episódio faz parte da série completa, organizada em ordem correta para quem deseja assistir e reviver esse grande clássico.

Inscreva-se no canal Clássicos das Telas para acompanhar mais séries e desenhos antigos completos.

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00:02This is the sensational Chaves, played by the super comedian Xespirito, with Carlos.
00:17Vilagrã, as Kiko, Ramon Valdez, as Seu Madruga, and Florinda Messa, as Dona Florinda, and as Pops.
00:34Special participation by Ruben Aguirre as Professor Girafales, Edgar Vivar as Mr.
00:43Barriga, and as Nhonho, Marta Savaleta, as Elizabeth, Maria Luís Alcalá, as Malisha,
01:00Horácio Gomes as Godines, and Angel Roldan as Candida.
01:12The Festival of Stupidity
01:14Kiko! Who is he?
01:16Come on, Kiko! Come on, or we'll be late for school.
01:22Yes, yes, but wait a minute, I have to take my cousin.
01:26Which cousin?
01:27Oh, Pops! Don't you remember that she stayed and slept at my house last night?
01:33But is she your cousin?
01:34Yes.
01:35A Pops?
01:37Yes, Chaves.
01:38The one who talks as if she were in Dumpinda?
01:40Yes.
01:42Is she your cousin?
01:44Yes.
01:45A Pops?
01:47The one that...
01:49Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up, you're driving me crazy!
01:54Nobody has patience with me.
02:00Kiko, don't go out without your cousin. Remember that you have to take her to school.
02:04Yes, that's what I was saying to Chaves, Mom.
02:07But we're going to be late for class.
02:10Just five more minutes.
02:13Pops! Hurry up, girl!
02:15Honey, Tinha, I'm just finishing my coffee!
02:21She looks more like she's drinking cola than coffee.
02:29So cute!
02:30Oh, hurry up, Pops. Behave yourself, okay?
02:33Yes, I had.
02:35We're going to be late like this. Come on, let's go!
02:38Yes, let's go!
02:41Esmerim, mormim!
02:43You guys should take me down, huh?
02:46Oh, what beautiful things God has placed in our family.
02:55Look, this...
02:56Is that girl who just walked by related to you?
03:00Yes, she's my niece, Pops.
03:02They say I look a lot like him.
03:04Yes.
03:05Well, the important thing is that he's healthy, isn't it?
03:09What do you mean by that?
03:12No, no, nothing, nothing.
03:14This is exactly what happens when I'm seen with riffraff.
03:28Good morning.
03:29Good morning, Mr. Barriga.
03:31Look, I don't...
03:32I don't have the money to pay the rent.
03:35And since when has it existed?
03:37Like when?
03:38Since last month.
03:40I didn't see a single cent.
03:42Fortunately.
03:43I mean, thank goodness, because if you had seen, you would have taken the money from me.
03:48I already know you, sir.
03:50We'll talk about this another day.
03:51Oh yes.
03:51Now I would like to ask you a big favor.
03:53Ah, as long as it's not about money, you can say so.
03:55It's not about money.
03:57So what is it?
03:58The thing is, I was late for work today and I can't take my son to school.
04:03What if you could do me this favor...
04:05Your son?
04:06Yes, he's out here.
04:09Nho-nho!
04:12Nho-nho!
04:13Nho-nho!
04:15Did you call me, Dad?
04:19He's a big kid.
04:21And even.
04:27Look, Nho-nho!
04:28Seu Madruga here will take you to school.
04:30Behave yourself, okay?
04:32Yes, Dad!
04:33Don't run across the street.
04:36No, Dad!
04:37Especially the street where the school is located, which is lowered.
04:40And why?
04:41How and why?
04:42If you fall, whoever is holding you starts rolling too.
04:46I mean, I mean...
04:47It's best not to say anything.
04:48That's asking too much.
04:49I'm getting pregnant, sir, be careful.
04:51What?
04:51No no.
04:52It's best not to say anything.
04:54And you...
04:55Please obey Mr. Madruga in everything he tells you to do.
04:59Did you understand?
05:00Yes, Dad.
05:01It's OK.
05:05Okay, Nho-nho, let's go, it's 15 blocks.
05:07Shall we go?
05:0815 blocks?
05:09AND.
05:10Look, you can't carry me.
05:12And I look like a truck.
05:14Okay, let's take the subway, come on.
05:16Yes.
05:16Oh, one more thing.
05:17Remember how your father told you to obey me in everything I commanded.
05:22Oh yes.
05:23That's right.
05:23Ah, well then, listen.
05:26I order you to lend me five sticks.
05:30I only have 20.
05:31Okay, okay.
05:32Pass it over here.
05:33Now we can go.
05:34Now yes.
05:39Oh no, no.
05:42No, no, no.
06:05No, no, no.
06:07No no.
06:09Girl, dude.
06:10Look, it jumps, jumps, jumps, jumps.
06:13Stop, stop, stop.
06:15The professor is coming.
06:21I fooled you again.
06:22Oh, Mom!
06:25Look at this, Mom!
06:27Look at this, girl!
06:30Excuse me!
06:31Excuse me!
06:32Excuse me!
06:35Sit down!
06:36Sit here!
06:37Look how good I am!
06:40So you don't bother me!
06:43Stop, stop, stop!
06:46Now I'll follow the professor!
06:47Here!
06:48Here!
06:54No!
06:55That's a lie!
06:56Don't be stupid!
06:57They don't realize she's trying to deceive us!
06:59She wants us to fall again!
07:03Oh, Chaves!
07:05You should behave yourself!
07:08Primarily with Professor Girafales,
07:11They are such good people!
07:12Good people and a perfectly round dawn!
07:16If they were good people,
07:17He wouldn't have left us alone the next day!
07:19No recess!
07:20Wait a minute!
07:21What if they were good people?
07:23I wouldn't have given you a zero the other day.
07:25In arithmetic class, you idiot!
07:27Wait a minute!
07:28What if they were good people?
07:30I wouldn't have given you a zero in geography either!
07:32But, but what were you...
07:36Very nice, Chaves!
07:37Very beautiful!
07:38And I haven't even washed my face yet!
07:45It seems unbelievable!
07:47I can't be five minutes late for class...
07:49Without turning the room into a football stadium!
07:53See that, Chaves?
07:54I told you to behave!
07:58And you behaved badly too!
08:01I?
08:01Yes, you!
08:10Don't cry, Chaves!
08:12You'd better tell your mother!
08:15Dad!
08:16What did you say?
08:18Nothing, professor!
08:19I was studying the lesson!
08:23I was studying the lesson!
08:26I was studying the lesson!
08:28I was studying the lesson!
08:29Malice!
08:31Go back to your place!
08:35Let's make the call, shall we?
09:00So, let's see!
09:03Where is the list?
09:04I'm here, look!
09:07Are you on the list?
09:08What a silly girl!
09:11Oh, you're so annoying!
09:12The thing is, I already know I'm first on the list!
09:16Ah, the list is here!
09:17I'm going to make the call, attention please!
09:19Candida!
09:21Here I am!
09:23One does not say "here I am!"
09:25It's said to be present!
09:26Ah!
09:27Present!
09:28Good!
09:29Keys?
09:30Here I am!
09:31Present!
09:33Elizabeth!
09:36Present!
09:38Goodness!
09:40Goodness!
09:43Goodness!
09:44Yes, professor!
09:45I'm making the call!
09:47Ah, a gift!
09:50Malice!
09:52Present!
09:56Malice!
09:57Nhonho!
09:58Nhonho!
10:00Nhonho!
10:00Nhonho hasn't arrived yet?
10:02Present, professor!
10:03Present!
10:05I'm sorry, professor, for being late.
10:08But the thing is, this gentleman brought me on foot instead of taking the subway.
10:11Because the subway has a passenger limit.
10:17It's this big.
10:19Silence!
10:29Excuse me.
10:31See you later, Mr. Madruga.
10:32And you, Nhonho?
10:33Go to your seat, please.
10:34Yes, professor!
10:49Donkey, why are you standing on top of me?
10:52And you, why do you come and sit in my chair?
10:54Who said that chair is yours?
10:56The chair is empty.
10:57I sit here.
10:58Oh, come on, kid!
10:59Silence!
11:02It almost turned us into a Chaves puree.
11:09Keys!
11:10Because I don't like it when people laugh at me.
11:15All the time, Guigo.
11:16Go tell your mother.
11:18What's it to you?
11:19Yes, that's good.
11:20No, it isn't, it isn't.
11:21No, it isn't, it isn't.
11:22Silence!
11:23Chaves, your punishment is to be deprived of recess.
11:26It's always me.
11:27It's always me.
11:29It's always me.
11:29The incident is over.
11:30Let's continue the call.
11:32Sit down, go on.
11:33Sit down.
11:34Go to your place.
11:35Yes sir.
11:36And it's all because of that meatball.
11:39Do you want me to continue the call?
11:41Yes.
11:43But you'll see when you leave, you'll see?
11:45Look at him, look at him, look at him.
11:47Chaves, I see you.
11:49How do I see it?
11:50What if he covers me up completely?
11:53Are you going to stay quiet or not?
11:54I'm quiet now.
11:57He's the one speaking over there.
12:01Quiet.
12:02He heard?
12:03I've already kept quiet.
12:05I already told you to shut up.
12:08But I'm not saying anything, okay?
12:10He's the one who's there.
12:10No, he's not talking.
12:12Silence.
12:13Good.
12:14But I wasn't talking, no.
12:15The Lord...
12:17You told me not to speak.
12:19Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up.
12:21You drive me crazy.
12:24That's enough.
12:26The next person who speaks will lose their recess.
12:30I'll continue the call.
12:33Pops.
12:36Pops.
12:38Pops, why aren't you answering?
12:41The gentleman said that the next person to speak would lose their recess.
12:50The day we hold a contest to see who's the dumbest in the class...
12:56Present.
12:59There won't even be a need for a competition.
13:04Kiko!
13:05Kiko!
13:06Ha, ha, ha!
13:07More!
13:10What is it?
13:12Well, leave my beauty alone!
13:15Whatever you do, leave it at that.
13:16That's enough of this place!
13:19Come from here.
13:24Well, let's see if you studied the natural science lesson well.
13:28Let's start with the animals.
13:30Ah, let's leave that for later, professor.
13:34I said that we'll start with the animals we study.
13:38That's why I say we'll start where you said.
13:43Come on, Malitia.
13:45Give me an example of a mammal without teeth.
13:48My grandmother.
13:52Zero for you.
13:54Firstly, because he doesn't know and loses his recess because he mocks me.
13:59Oh, professor, wouldn't you give me another chance?
14:05Okay, but let me warn you of one thing.
14:08If you make fun of me again, I'll ban you from recess for a week.
14:14Tell me, what is the biggest animal that exists?
14:16And then no.
14:19If I answer, you'll take away my recess for the whole year.
14:35Tell me, Elisabeth.
14:39The largest animal in the world is the whale.
14:42A cetacean that primarily inhabits the Arctic seas.
14:44Your pregnancy lasts an average of 30 times.
14:46Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up.
14:49You drive me crazy.
14:52Very good, Elisabeth.
14:54That's enough.
14:54You have 10.
14:56Thank you, professor.
14:58Good.
15:00And now let's find out which land animal...
15:03It is the biggest and heaviest.
15:06It's the enhonho.
15:07Look at him, look at him, look at him.
15:10Chaves, why don't you leave him alone?
15:13Nobody has patience with me.
15:19Let's move on.
15:22Godinnes.
15:23I don't know, professor.
15:25Don't know what?
15:26What are you going to ask?
15:28But you don't know what I'm going to ask.
15:30What am I saying?
15:34He got a zero, huh?
15:35Thank you very much.
15:37Come on, Candida.
15:39I am here.
15:40Very good.
15:41Tell me the names of animals that eat meat.
15:45I have a little dog named Fru-Fru.
15:49No.
15:50What I want you to tell me is the names of all the animals that eat meat.
15:56Ah, that's impossible to know, professor.
15:58Because there are a lot of dogs out there that still don't have names.
16:02I know, teacher, I know.
16:04Tell me, Yonho.
16:05Animals that eat meat are called lions.
16:10How stupid you are, Yonho.
16:12For don't you see that lions don't eat meat?
16:15The lions eat the black people and the missionaries.
16:18Give him a zero.
16:21I'll give you a zero too, Chaves.
16:23For me, why?
16:24First of all, because you didn't answer my question.
16:27And secondly, because lions do eat meat.
16:31Yes, but they also eat black people and missionaries.
16:35Because they are made of meat.
16:38So, professor, do lions eat people?
16:42Well, sometimes.
16:43But don't worry, because whatever you eat, you'll eat it all.
16:47Look there, look there, look there.
16:50Chaves, Chaves, Chaves, Chaves, why don't you leave him alone?
16:54Because nobody has patience with me.
16:59He's an idiot.
17:00You'll see on the way out.
17:01He arrives.
17:02Silence.
17:04Is there really no one who can answer my question?
17:13Speak, Elisabeth.
17:20Animals that eat meat are called carnivores.
17:23Those who eat insects are called insectivores.
17:25Those who eat grass are called herbivores.
17:27Those who eat watermelon are called melancivores.
17:29Those who eat tools are called tool-eaters.
17:32Those who eat tacos are called taco eaters.
17:34Those who eat cotton candy are called cotton candy eaters.
17:40And according to what they eat, they are called.
17:47You have zero, Kiko.
17:49Kiko, you're going to tell another mother's story.
17:52What, Pops?
17:54Nothing, nothing, professor.
17:57Okay, now let's see what animals that eat everything are called.
18:07Chaves, do you know what animals that eat everything are called?
18:12Rich.
18:24Finally, vertebrates are divided into five groups.
18:28Mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, and fish.
18:30That's it.
18:32Very good.
18:33Very good, Elizabeth.
18:34Go to your seat.
18:39Big deal!
18:40Anyone can learn by studying!
18:43Well said.
18:45You're right.
18:46And if you don't study,
18:48When it grows up, it will act exactly like one of the animals we are studying here.
18:54And there are a lot of animals that we are studying here.
18:59I mean, Kiko,
19:00to the animals that are the subject of our study.
19:05Okay, then yes.
19:08You didn't ask me anything, professor.
19:12Very good, Pops.
19:13Very good.
19:14Congratulations.
19:15It would be great if everyone were like you.
19:18So tell me about whatever you want me to ask you.
19:22Well, all the more so, professor.
19:24I didn't study at all.
19:28Very good.
19:29Let's move on.
19:31Let's see which one of you can tell me.
19:33What is the name of a jewel?
19:36that is in the shell of a mollusk
19:38and which is formed from an animal's saliva.
19:41Can jewelry be made from an animal's beard?
19:45Yes, of course.
19:46You can become a millionaire, Kiko.
19:49What did you say?
19:51Kiko is going back to his mother.
19:53Wow, you're always butting into everything during calls.
19:57Silence! Silence!
20:00They still haven't answered my question.
20:02What are the jewels called that come from a mollusk's shell?
20:05And what forms are made from an animal's saliva?
20:11Very good, Godinez.
20:13This is the first time I've seen you raise your hand.
20:16Come on, tell me.
20:17Professor, may I go to the bathroom?
20:21No.
20:22What a thing!
20:25But that's not possible.
20:27Someone needs to answer my question.
20:29I!
20:29These jewels are called diamonds.
20:31No.
20:32These are things that come along with the oysters.
20:34Oh, lemon!
20:35None of that.
20:36They are small, round balls.
20:38Olives?
20:40No.
20:40Round balls.
20:42Round?
20:43Yes.
20:44Oh, oh-oh!
20:46Look at him!
20:47Look at him!
20:47Look, I don't argue with you because I don't like arguing with an idiot.
20:53Because you're the one arguing with a donkey!
20:57AND.
20:57That.
20:58Look, he's really interested, isn't he?
21:00What?
21:01But no one has answered my question yet.
21:05Is it something that comes with the oyster?
21:08Yes yes.
21:09Well, it's the oyster.
21:10No.
21:12It's something that women wear around their necks.
21:15A chain!
21:17No.
21:19It's something that women use as an ornament.
21:22The husband!
21:24No.
21:26But there's no one who knows the answer to my question.
21:34These jewels are called pearls.
21:37That's it.
21:38Yes.
21:40Very good, very good, very good.
21:43This girl knows everything, she knows everything.
21:45She is the best in the class.
21:47Silence.
21:48It's quiet.
21:50You're jealous.
21:52Silence.
21:53Silence.
21:57Silence.
21:58Go tell your mother, Kiko.
22:01Popis, get out now.
22:04Oh, my little one, I'm not mistaken.
22:07Out already.
22:08Oh, my dear, she's not the only one who gave out the video.
22:12I know that too.
22:14I only failed because I didn't know.
22:17Outside.
22:21Mom, I'm going to give you another one, Kiko.
22:25I'm going to say one thing very clearly.
22:30I don't want any more scandals in this classroom.
22:36Oh my...
22:37Kiko, you forgot your...
22:50Professor Girafales.
22:52Mrs. Florenta.
22:54Mommy, mommy.
22:56Professor Girafales got angry and gave me four zeros.
23:02Mom, I'm talking to you.
23:11Do you think I forgot?
23:12I haven't forgotten, no.
23:13Come here and get it.
23:14Come here and get it.
23:15Come here, if you are gold.
23:16Yes, I didn't forget it there.
23:18Come here and get it.
23:22Come here.
23:22Come here.
23:25Come here.
23:26Come here.
23:34Come here.
23:40Caption by Sônia Ruberti
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