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O clássico seriado Chaves (1973) é uma das produções mais amadas da televisão, conquistando gerações com seu humor simples, personagens marcantes e situações do cotidiano. Criado e estrelado por Roberto Gómez Bolaños, o programa se tornou um fenômeno mundial, especialmente no Brasil.

A série se passa em uma vila humilde, onde vive o menino órfão Chaves, ao lado de personagens inesquecíveis como Seu Madruga, Dona Florinda, Quico, Professor Girafales e muitos outros. Com histórias cheias de confusões, brincadeiras e lições de amizade, cada episódio traz momentos divertidos e emocionantes.

Com um estilo único e atemporal, Chaves continua sendo um dos maiores clássicos da TV, garantindo risadas e nostalgia para fãs de todas as idades.

Este episódio faz parte da série completa, organizada em ordem correta para quem deseja assistir e reviver esse grande clássico.

Inscreva-se no canal Clássicos das Telas para acompanhar mais séries e desenhos antigos completos.

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00:02It's the sensational Chaves, played by the super comedian Xespirito, with Maria Antonieta.
00:14de las Nieves as Chiquinha, Carlos Villagran as Kiko, Ramon Valdez as Seu Madruga and
00:28Florinda Messa as Dona Florinda, special appearance by Edgar Vivar as Senhor Barriga.
00:36And in addition to El Chavo, we offer a wonderful skit with the harmless thieves, Chompiras.
00:44and Peteretti.
00:49Hey milkman!
00:56The milkman arrived, dancing, the milkman arrived, singing, would you like some milk?
01:09Don't tell me you can see through milk now.
01:11Well, I'd say yes, but only temporarily, right?
01:15Until the other one who is traveling returns.
01:17Here it is.
01:18Because it was someone else who went traveling who brought me the good milk, of course.
01:22Oh yes, he does everything with great faith.
01:26With faith?
01:27Yes, he's on vacation.
01:29But while he's on vacation, I'll fill in.
01:32Yes, you talk as if it were a very prestigious job.
01:36There's no such thing as a bad job, ma'am.
01:39The worst part is having to work.
01:41Okay, so how many liters of milk will it take?
01:43The usual, two liters.
01:44Two liters, let's go.
01:46Here it is.
01:48Two liters here in the pot.
01:51Be careful, okay?
01:53I'm a milkman.
01:55There you go, your two liters of milk.
01:57Now...
02:04Well, it had to be Chaves.
02:07Get out of here.
02:09It was unintentional, but intentional.
02:10It was unintentional, but intentional.
02:11It was unintentional, but intentional.
02:13I just won't give you a hole.
02:14Because I have to collect the milk from Mrs. Florina here, otherwise...
02:17Well, Mrs. Florina...
02:22Well, that's 500 bucks.
02:25500 bucks worth of what?
02:27Like what?
02:27It's milk time.
02:28Oh, don't tell me.
02:29But do you think I'm going to pay after falling for this filthy broom?
02:32But what fault is it of mine?
02:34Well, it's not my fault either, come on.
02:36So you're not going to pay me?
02:37No, I won't tell you.
02:38Just a moment, wait.
02:39I'm not going to leave him.
02:40This is where I'm going to get fired up.
02:41The pot is mine.
02:42Okay, I'll bring it in a little while, right?
02:44Alright then, hurry up and get over there.
02:45And make sure it doesn't go up.
02:46Well.
03:10Hey, Chaves?
03:12Hey, Chaves?
03:20Hi, Chaves.
03:21You want to play ball with me, huh?
03:22I don't want.
03:24Then don't play, then.
03:25He doesn't play.
03:30I think everyone's gone crazy.
03:41I'm telling you, there are only crazy people around here.
03:53It flies perfectly, huh?
04:00Land!
04:08Mom, I found a cow's nest.
04:10Come and see here.
04:22Hey, Chaves.
04:24Chavinho, have you seen a bottle of milk that my father lost?
04:28It's not a milk bottle, it's an interplanetary spaceship.
04:32I think he forgot the milk in the garden of some house on the other side.
04:36Are you coming with me to look?
04:37Yes, but...
04:38Come on, let's go, let's go quickly.
04:40I'm on my way.
04:43Yes, Mom, it's right there.
04:45And leave it where it was.
04:47Yes, Mommy.
04:54Stay there, okay?
05:01Let's go down to the moon.
05:05I'll be there in a little while, now I'm going to play a bit with the Interplant spaceship in Kiko's area.
05:26Mommy!
05:28It was unintentional, but intentional.
05:30Ah, it was by chance, then.
05:32It was clearly by chance.
05:33You think I'd waste baby food, you idiot?
05:35You'll see, I'm going to tell my mother everything.
05:41Mommy!
05:43What it was?
05:45What it was?
05:46Look what they did to me, Mom.
05:48They spilled the milk on me, oh.
05:50Here it is.
05:57Come on, Kiko.
05:58You shouldn't mix with that riffraff.
06:01Mr. Ramon, Mr. Little Ramon, talk to me.
06:07Are you feeling better now?
06:08Yes, Kiko, thank you.
06:10Yes, Kiko.
06:10Scum, scum!
06:18Hey, Dad.
06:19Here's the bottle you were missing.
06:21Yes, daughter.
06:22But look, the bottle is empty.
06:25Yes, it was Chaves.
06:29Oh man, it's always El Chavo del Ocho.
06:30Now I have everything I need, right?
06:32Well, all that's missing now is for old Barriga to come and collect the overdue rent from you.
06:36What is it?
06:43So here I am, and I've come to collect the rent.
06:46Well, Mr. Barriga, you arrived at the worst moment of my life.
06:50Ah, yes, at the worst possible time.
06:52But I heard that you had arranged the job.
06:54Therefore, this is the worst moment of his life.
06:58Francisquinha, please.
07:01Well, Mr. Barriga, I actually got a job as a milkman.
07:04But it can't be said that things are going very well.
07:06Oh yes.
07:06And by the way, tell me, Mr. Leite, who delivers the belly to you?
07:10What?
07:12Mr. Barriga, who delivers your milk?
07:14I need to drink premium quality milk because I have an ulcer.
07:17Oh, really?
07:18So it's settled, you're going to drink the best milk of all.
07:20Oh, yes!
07:21And where do you get the milk?
07:22Well, about the cows.
07:25Francisquinha!
07:25No!
07:26I want to know if you get the milk from a stable.
07:28It's the same as the one from the bakery.
07:31Francisquinha, please.
07:33In short, it's pasteurized.
07:34It's a milk of peace.
07:36Listen, Francisquinha, go play with Chaves before I give you a beating.
07:41And who's going to help you put water in the...
07:43There is?
07:45Node...
07:47Node...
07:48Node...
07:49Node...
07:49In what?
07:51No gato-to, mas o gato-to não bebeu, beru, dona de caca...
07:57Child's play.
07:59Okay, so how many liters do you want?
08:02We'll discuss that later.
08:04First I'll collect the other rents, because it's my first time moving to this neighborhood.
08:08Without Chaves from the eighth floor greeting me with a punch.
08:12Goal!
08:21It was unintentional, but intentional.
08:24Wasn't that how you were playing football?
08:42Daddy!
08:43Daddy!
08:45What it was?
08:46What happened?
08:47The gatekeeper had four puppies.
08:50What?
08:52No, no, no, Chaves, no.
08:53The gatekeeper's dog had four puppies.
08:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, how good, everyone's alive.
09:00On the contrary, it's all easy, you just grab it and...
09:04It is not?
09:04No, no, no, no, darling, I mean, if none of them died when they were born.
09:08Yes, your mother.
09:09My mom?
09:11No, your puppy mom.
09:13Suddenly, he started feeling very bad, very bad, and he did this, and he died like this, look.
09:22Wow!
09:24Yes, that's right.
09:25Ah, but all the little children lived, and they are all grown men.
09:29AND.
09:30No, no, no, daughter, I mean little boys.
09:32No, they're quite scared, Dad.
09:35As soon as you get close, they start trembling, don't they?
09:38No, no, no, no, what I mean is that when an animal is born,
09:41It is not defined as woman or man, but rather as female and male.
09:46Male or female, huh?
09:47Ah, so the four puppies are all male, right, Chaves?
09:52Yes yes.
09:53All the puppies are male, and all the female dogs are female.
10:00What did he say?
10:02You amaze me with your intelligence.
10:05What a clear display of intelligence, you know?
10:10What am I going to say?
10:11How barbaric you are.
10:12Thanks.
10:13You're welcome.
10:14Oh, but the puppies are so cute, they're so beautiful they look just like you.
10:20Hey, what's that?
10:22Yes, but they don't have such big noses.
10:25What?
10:28Listen, listen, let me have one.
10:30With a dog?
10:31No!
10:32With two.
10:32With two?
10:33Less!
10:34And stop wasting my time, I still have to boil water.
10:39I mean, well, I feel like having some coffee, you know?
10:44I never put milk in the water.
10:46I mean, I mean...
10:48Yes, we understand.
10:51Just listen, please.
10:53It works well.
10:56Oh, Chaves.
10:58Look, Chavinho.
11:00Chavinho, if the puppies' mother died, who will feed them?
11:06Anum.
11:06What is Anum?
11:08Anum, I know.
11:10We need to find a wet nurse.
11:13What is that?
11:14It's someone who can feed them.
11:16Me, me, me, me.
11:23I am not?
11:23Not you, Chaves.
11:25You are very poor.
11:26How are you going to buy food?
11:28Yes, that's right.
11:36That's what we need.
11:37Come on, come on, come on.
11:40Sir.
11:44Sir.
11:45Sir, by any chance, would you like to be a wet nurse for some puppies?
11:51What?
11:53Yes, you have something to offer.
11:56What?
11:57No, no, Chaves, no.
11:58No, that's not how it works, Chaves.
12:01Look, what you should ask him to do is give us money.
12:04Even if it's only two thousand.
12:06Ah, now I understand.
12:08Sir.
12:09What?
12:10Sir, would you please give us two thousand that you're not using?
12:15Do I happen to own a charity or something?
12:18No, no, it's not for us.
12:20It's for some puppies.
12:21Oh, really?
12:22Well, screw them.
12:23No, no, but small puppies don't eat balls.
12:26No, they don't...
12:27Get out of here, get out!
12:34Look, look over there, Chaves.
12:37Look.
12:38Chaves, did you know that the gatekeeper's dog looked just like Mr. Barriga before he had...
12:43The puppies?
12:45And even.
12:48Sir.
12:50Are you going to have puppies too?
12:55Chaves, you're so silly, you're so stupid, aren't you?
12:59Didn't you know that only female dogs have puppies?
13:01People like Mr. Barriga only have little boys.
13:07Okay, then.
13:08And they're staring so much.
13:09Have you never seen a fat guy like me?
13:10Free? No.
13:15Sorry for the delay, Mr. Barriga.
13:17But now I already have the money for the rent.
13:20Yes, thank you, Mrs. Florinda.
13:23And now?
13:24What are we going to feed the cute puppies?
13:27And how am I supposed to know?
13:29Oh, they're going to die.
13:30My little daughter, please take care of this.
13:33I'll go to the other side.
13:34See if I can receive it.
13:36Be very careful, okay?
13:37Yes, Dad.
13:38Underdog.
13:52It would be better to put the milk in a saucepan.
13:54Then I'll go get it.
13:56Hey, keep an eye out for my dad, he might show up.
13:58Hey, and don't drink all the milk, okay, Chavinho?
14:02Imagine if I've already drunk the whole liter of milk and I'm already completely stuffed.
14:08Oh, here comes Kiko.
14:10So what?
14:11So what?
14:12What if he tells my father?
14:14I'll smash him.
14:15So that he doesn't get cocky, right?
14:17I'll finish him off.
14:18To teach him a lesson.
14:19Hey Chaves, what are you guys doing?
14:22What did I do?
14:25Linda, next time it's going to be even worse.
14:27No.
14:28Oh, Chaves, you didn't need to do that.
14:32That was so you wouldn't do that again.
14:34I'm leaving now, keep an eye out.
14:36Listen, Chavinho.
14:37What?
14:38I'd like to know what I shouldn't do anymore.
14:42You can't tell her father that we gave his milk to the puppies to drink.
14:48Ah.
14:49Chaves, Chaves, here it is.
14:50Look.
14:51Yes.
14:53So, keep giving them milk.
14:55But if your father arrives...
14:58Tell Kiko to keep an eye on the other courtyard.
15:01But then I'll go cross-eyed.
15:06Dizzy.
15:07I told you to keep watch to see when my father returns.
15:09But I'll stay here and keep watch.
15:11Oh, come on.
15:12Go quickly.
15:14Look, look at the pot here.
15:16I am scared.
15:18Then hold the pan.
15:19I throw milk.
15:20He is well?
15:21Yes, that's correct.
15:23But let it be perfectly clear that this whole plot was your idea.
15:27Yes, yes, you can leave it to me.
15:28Hey Kiko, is he coming soon?
15:30No.
15:30Do you want me to go there and ask when he's coming back?
15:32But since you're so stupid, of course not.
15:40Give them a heads-up, okay?
15:41Don't worry, I'll let you know.
15:44Listen here.
15:45What is it?
15:46Does fear make us feel this kind of butterflies in our stomach?
15:50Yes, sometimes.
15:52Why?
15:52I am scared.
15:54So, can you handle it, Tea?
15:59Oh, Chaves, this pan has a hole in it.
16:02Sure, I know.
16:03Then, cover it with your finger.
16:05But it's not possible, it's too big.
16:06Oh no, but that's it, Chaves.
16:09But I'm talking about that little hole over there.
16:13On the other side, Chaves.
16:18Turn the pan over.
16:25Oh, you're dumber than a donkey.
16:35I'll be right back, everyone.
16:36I'm going to the bathroom, okay?
16:46I've already found it.
16:48It was about time.
16:49Finally!
16:49That's because he was facing that way and I was looking this way.
16:52That's why I didn't think so.
16:53I thought he was on this side.
16:55Keys?
16:58You're getting me wet.
17:04Finally, it was about time.
17:06Now we'll have to add more milk.
17:08How silly you are, Chaves, you can't do anything right.
17:13Oh my God.
17:15Thanks.
17:19You, little girl in the making.
17:21Go call your father.
17:22My father is not here.
17:23No?
17:24No.
17:24He went that way, Chaves.
17:26But this shouldn't take long.
17:27Because he doesn't usually stay long when he goes out.
17:34Keys?
17:35Are you getting me wet?
17:38Ah, yes, it's punctured.
17:40Put your finger on it, Chaves.
17:41Put your finger there.
17:43No, in the other pot.
17:49So it is.
17:50It has to be Chaves.
17:51Look what he did to me.
17:53I can't take it anymore.
17:55Just look.
17:57No, but it wasn't my fault.
17:59It was her fault.
18:00She told me to do it...
18:01When I...
18:02When I...
18:03When I...
18:03When I...
18:03Are you there for me?
18:05Uh-huh.
18:13Ready.
18:25Oh, Chaves.
18:29How clumsy you are.
18:31What did you go there to do?
18:32Now we'll have to add more milk.
18:35No, but now I know.
18:36I put the milk, my finger.
18:38You don't pay attention to anything, do you?
18:39You're a fool.
18:41Right?
18:42Because then it won't happen.
18:44Now I have to collect the money at the other parking lot.
18:49What are they doing?
18:51Look, it was her fault.
18:52She was the one who suggested giving you the milk...
18:55Oh, oh, oh, put the lid on, Chaves.
18:57Cover.
18:58It's leaving.
18:59Lid, Keys.
19:00Tampa, crazy.
19:01That's it, hole.
19:02Keys.
19:04Do you want to put that pot down, Chaves?
19:06Please.
19:07I'm the one who's going to deliver this milk.
19:08Do you want to quit?
19:09Please.
19:10Why you?
19:10So, why?
19:11Because that's a woman's thing.
19:12Of cooking and milk.
19:15AND.
19:16Oh, daddy.
19:17She blew so much milk to the puppies.
19:19Do you want a little bit?
19:20For puppies?
19:21Yes, of course!
19:22Oh, they're going to love it.
19:27The bitches...
19:52Assumed...
20:09Now you'll have the honor of watching some truly rare and hilarious content.
20:17Who will be the new boss?
20:51Who will be the new boss?
20:53Who will be the new boss?
21:12Get out of the way.
21:16Get out of the way.
21:28Get out of the way.
22:01Next time, I'll plug your nostrils with glue, okay?
22:08Listen, did you see that Almost Nothing ran away?
22:10No.
22:10AND.
22:12So why didn't you tell me before?
22:14Because he hadn't run away before.
22:17Ah, yes, of course.
22:19Listen, so who's going to be the band leader now?
22:22Almost nothing, or you?
22:24Well, it'll have to be the smartest one.
22:26No, you're better off.
22:41Next time, I'm going to hit you with a bowling ball, you hear?
22:48Almost nothing.
22:51Oh, hello you silly people.
22:55Have you seen what the newspapers are saying?
22:58What it was?
23:01Damn.
23:02What?
23:02The Red Cross will provide employment for the maids who...
23:07No, you idiot.
23:10What does it say here?
23:11The police are after the criminals.
23:14Oh yes.
23:15Let me see.
23:17Will the Red Cross provide services to criminals?
23:21No.
23:22No, you idiot.
23:23It says.
23:24The police are chasing the maids.
23:30You idiots.
23:31Okay, okay, okay, so what is it?
23:33Like what?
23:35We must stand united.
23:36And we must stay united so that we have only one head.
23:40But, but I only have one head.
23:43And he only has one head.
23:45Oh, shut up!
23:48Are you saying that only one person can be the boss?
23:52Exactly.
23:53The bravest.
23:55Step.
23:56Step.
23:59I'd say it's between you and me.
24:03Well, I'd say it's a matter between me and myself.
24:09What democracy? Almost none at all.
24:11It has to be.
24:12Stop, wait, wait, wait.
24:13To avoid arguments, it's best if I'm the boss.
24:20Just a moment, it'll be a minute.
24:23Okay, it better be quick.
24:33And next time, I'll comb your hair with a gardener's rake.
24:41So, how's it going?
24:43You're the one who knows, but you know almost nothing.
24:45Because I was thinking that...
24:49Ah, so that's how it is, huh?
24:59No, no, no.
25:03Please, no.
25:04No no.
25:15No no.
25:39THE CITY IN BRAZIL
25:55Want to collaborate?
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