00:03It's El Chavo, played by the super comedian Xespirito, with Maria Antonieta de las Nieves.
00:16as Chiquinha, Carlos Villagran as Kiko, Ramon Valdez as Seu Madruga.
00:30And Florinda Messa as Dona Florinda.
00:41Hammer blows.
01:02What did you come here to do?
01:10I just wanted to see what you were doing.
01:13Ah, Chavinho.
01:14Are you a carpenter?
01:16Well, Chavinho, today I'm a carpenter, tomorrow a milkman, and who knows what else after that, right?
01:22Who knows?
01:23And with the saw, don't you saw off your fingers?
01:26No, of course not.
01:27I'm not as naive as you.
01:29Only idiots.
01:36It had to be Chaves.
01:38Take that!
01:42Look what happened.
01:43Look, look.
01:45I'm just not giving it to you, are you having fun?
01:50There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.
01:54Hi, Chav.
01:55Wow, you're wearing a new t-shirt, huh?
01:59Oh, and now who will defend me?
02:04They hadn't counted on my cunning.
02:07Oh, it's exactly the same.
02:11Hey, have you seen my dad?
02:13Yes, he is at home.
02:15Look at this, Chaves.
02:17Let's play carpenters.
02:19Zaz, zaz.
02:21And we used to play carpenter.
02:23And we buried everything.
02:25And then he would play and chat and relax.
02:29And then he would sell them and make a lot of money.
02:31And zaz.
02:31He mentioned Gizzi.
02:32A lot of money.
02:34I want to play, I want to, I want to.
02:36Okay, Kiko.
02:37So go to your house and bring a chair for us to fix.
02:40Okay.
02:41Go, Kiko.
02:43Let me see.
02:44Where are we going to keep the money from the service?
02:48Oh, Chaves.
02:49Where is your savings kept?
02:53Because in the usual place.
02:58But where is the usual place?
03:01Well, it's behind.
03:05Behind what?
03:07Well, behind me.
03:12I'm not seeing anything.
03:13Ah, well, me less so.
03:18Okay, okay.
03:19Here is the chair.
03:20Here it is, here it is.
03:21We're going to saw it all apart and make it brand new.
03:25Yes, yes, you can saw it.
03:26Go, Boss.
03:27See it now.
03:28Look, look, wait.
03:29We'll need nuts and bolts to fix the chair.
03:32Yes.
03:32Kiko, take your mother's pig.
03:37My mom is not a pig.
03:40Just you wait.
03:41Just you wait.
03:43Mommy.
03:46Mommy.
03:46But what's going on here?
03:48What are you doing?
03:50Kiko, what a treasure!
03:51What it was?
03:52What do you see?
03:53Mommy, mommy.
03:53They say you're a pig.
03:56There.
03:58No, but it's just that...
03:59Oh, you've never cried in front of a mirror, have you?
04:01But what was it?
04:02Come in next time.
04:05But...
04:07Is this chair mine, by any chance?
04:09Yes, Mom.
04:10Wait a minute.
04:12If you don't leave my chair in perfect condition,
04:16I'm going to break all the furniture in your house.
04:19Come on, sweetheart.
04:20Don't associate with that riffraff.
04:21Scum, scum.
04:30You know what, Chaves?
04:32I've just come to a conclusion.
04:35There's no room for the two of us together in this village.
04:38Either you leave, or I will.
04:42Did you understand?
04:45But are you taking Chiquinha with you?
04:51Look, Chiquinha, I'm going to the chemical store to get something to fix that chair that silly kid messed up.
04:56It destroyed.
04:58Dad, can I play with the saw?
05:00Yes, but be careful, my daughter.
05:01Please.
05:03And you, Chaves, for God's sake, if you pick up a saw, even if it's just to saw off your head, I
05:12I won't be long.
05:15Look, Chaves, you're the one who destroyed the chair, so you better fix it, you hear?
05:20Yes, but not with the handsaw so your dad doesn't get mad.
05:23It's better with a sledgehammer.
05:25Okay.
05:25Meanwhile, I'm going home, and when you're finished, you can wake me up.
05:48It was unintentional, but intentional.
05:50I just wanted to give that simple chair a little whack with a hammer.
05:53Oh, Mom, now you'll see, Chaves, and give me this because I'm going to hit you on the head with it.
06:02that.
06:06Take that, take that, Chavinho.
06:12Chaves, Chavinho, I'm back to help you fix the chair with the glue.
06:16What happened?
06:18Oh, maybe he just lay down to try and avoid the blows from the hammer.
06:23It was, it was, it was, it was.
06:24He's poor.
06:27Oh dear, sorry.
06:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:33And now you don't think so?
06:36Chiquinha.
06:37What?
06:38He has white blood.
06:41But what does that have to do with a thousand demons?
06:43What are they doing?
06:44Oh my God, what did they do to you? What happened?
06:49It had to be El Chavo again.
06:53Pass, above.
06:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
06:58I mean, I mean.
07:02Oh, my head.
07:05Babai.
07:07Kiko, what's wrong, sweetheart?
07:10Seu, Seu Madruga hit me with the hammer.
07:14Here, Mom.
07:15Now yes.
07:16Hold on, be careful with that hammer.
07:18I can explain.
07:19Damn.
07:21Excuse me, I just wanted to know.
07:25I just wanted to know whose hammer that was.
07:27And then I got it.
07:28It belongs to my father.
07:29Oh, my head.
07:31Oh, I'll lend it to you, Chavinho.
07:33No, daughter.
07:33I'll lend it to you.
07:35Okay, Chavinho.
07:36All that's left is for you to hit him with a hammer.
07:38It's OK.
07:40No, Chavos.
07:41No.
07:41No, but let me hit it just one more time like this.
07:45I am very happy.
07:47Oh, really?
07:47Well, you'll see who's going to be happy.
07:49No, Chiquinha.
07:50No, stop, stop.
07:51No no.
07:53No no.
07:53Stop it.
07:55Stop.
07:56Stop it.
07:58No, no, no.
07:59Little Chavo.
07:59Hold on a minute, Chavos.
08:00So as to.
08:01No no.
08:05Come here.
08:06Come here.
08:06Come here.
08:06Stop.
08:07Stop it.
08:09He needs to stop doing that.
08:12Little Chavo.
08:12Little Chavo.
08:14Little Chavo.
08:14No no.
08:15No no.
08:16No no.
08:17No no.
08:18No no.
08:18No no.
08:19No no.
08:20No no.
08:21No no.
08:21No no.
08:22No no.
08:27That's something, at least.
08:28These injuries served to get my tenants to pay me the rent.
08:34See, Chiquinha?
08:35Now I'm going to get it fixed at the hospital.
08:47Blowgun and lead shot.
08:56Dad, what are you doing mistreating these poor little plants?
09:00No, Chiquinha.
09:01I'm not doing anything.
09:03I'm just cutting back a few seedlings to plant them in another pot later.
09:06Little feet?
09:07Yes.
09:08And since when do plants walk?
09:10No, Chiquinha.
09:11No.
09:11Look, what I'm cutting off is just a tiny bit.
09:15Ah, but there are roses that walk.
09:19Of course not, honey.
09:20Yes, daddy.
09:22There's a girl named Rosa at house number 22.
09:26But...
09:26Yes, Chiquinha, yes.
09:28Yes, this girl can walk.
09:30No, she can't, because she's only four months old.
09:34Hey, Chiquinha, why don't you go play outside, huh?
09:37Ah, he spoke his mind.
10:00Chaves had to be the real Chaves.
10:02Excuse me, but what were you doing here?
10:04Okay, don't cry, Chavinho, don't cry.
10:05Do you need some spare change to buy food?
10:08Okay, that's it.
10:09Oh, thank you.
10:09This is for you.
10:10What do I have to do?
10:11Nothing, just help me water the little feet.
10:13Could it be?
10:14Yes sir.
10:15Oh, thank you, Chavinho.
10:16And that's it, good boy.
10:22Thank you, sir.
10:2742, 75, 90 in all, 70...
10:30Look, Kiko.
10:31Yes, Chavinho.
10:32Chiquinha's dad is giving money to whoever is able to get his feet wet.
10:38And I was able to.
10:39Oh, but I'm capable of that too.
10:58Chiquinha's dad is giving money to whoever is able to get his feet wet.
11:05Chiquinha's dad is giving money to whoever is able to get his feet wet.
11:11It's just that...
11:12Forgiveness.
11:13Tom, close it.
11:15No, it's just that...
11:18What kind of mess is this?
11:20I was just watering my little plant.
11:22Listen here, you old hag.
11:23She takes advantage of my dad just because he's old and worn out.
11:27Why don't you mess with a man?
11:29No, no, little girl.
11:29Leave it like that.
11:30It's best not to defend myself, since I'm old enough to get involved.
11:32Come on, sweetheart.
11:33Don't associate with that riffraff.
11:35Scum, scum, scum.
11:36Go away, you annoying person.
11:39Look, daddy, look, come here.
11:40If that old, bully woman hits you again, I'll...
11:43Little girl, little girl, little girl, little girl.
11:45Look, here comes Chaves.
11:47Go play with him.
11:48Okay, Dad.
11:49Go ahead.
11:49Wow, this floor is so slippery.
11:51Go.
11:52Oh, Chaves, what is this?
11:54Look, your dad gave me money, and then I bought a blowgun with lead pellets.
11:59And what is it for?
12:00For firing pellets.
12:02Oh, let me see, let me see.
12:18Calm down, neighbor, calm down.
12:21Oh, Chaves, why didn't you go further, huh?
12:24Because I didn't get enough air.
12:27Then take a deep breath.
12:28No, and you'll see.
12:30Go.
12:33What it was?
12:35I swallowed the lead shot.
12:37Oh, but is that such a small amount?
12:38Put one in, right?
12:39But now it will work out.
12:40Make sure you don't eat that one too.
12:43Go.
12:51And now what?
12:53What?
12:54Nothing, nothing, nothing.
12:55Calm down, calm down.
12:57Then it's my turn to start.
12:58But what was that all about?
12:59Calm down, calm down, calm down.
13:01Hey, you clown.
13:02Just you wait and see, Chaves.
13:04I'm going to tell my mother everything about you shooting pellets with the blowgun.
13:10Just you wait.
13:10Gossip, gossip.
13:12Ah, Chiquinha.
13:13What?
13:13Here, hide it for me, go on.
13:15Hide it there.
13:16Mom, did you know that Chaves took and...
13:21It had to be Chaves.
13:24Don't pay attention to him.
13:25Keep playing.
13:41I'm just standing here quietly, what?
13:43Sir, you're going crazy.
13:44Am I a punching bag?
13:45And on top of that.
13:48What innocent fool?
13:49But I am innocent.
13:51But what?
13:53Chiquinha, give me back my blowgun.
13:55Oh, Chaves, you have no idea.
13:58What a shame.
13:59Kiko took it from me and said he won't hold back anymore.
14:02Kiko stole my blowguns.
14:04Yes, that's right, that's right.
14:06Ah, but that doesn't bother me.
14:08Because I already know how to get your father to give me more money.
14:34And try to stop crying.
14:36I gave you ten mangos to water the plant's roots, not mine.
14:42Look what you've done.
14:45You'll see.
14:47I already told you.
14:47I already told my mom that you're the one shooting pellets with the blowgun.
14:52worldwide.
14:53That's not true.
14:54And I told her that...
14:54That's not true.
14:55Chiquinha already told me that you took her blowgun.
14:59So how am I supposed to shoot if I don't have a blowgun?
15:01The blowgun...
15:05Chaves, you're getting me wet.
15:07Yeah.
15:09Could you do me a favor?
15:10Yes sir.
15:11Throw that over there, okay?
15:12Yes.
15:13No, no, no.
15:14Can't you see that you're getting Kiko wet?
15:16Let go of it.
15:17Give it to me.
15:19Mommy.
15:20What's wrong, Kiko?
15:21What did they do to you?
15:22What happened, darling?
15:23He's getting me wet.
15:25Well, he got me wet too.
15:30Are you ashamed?
15:31Oh, and next time you'll have fun getting your grandmother wet.
15:35But what?
15:36My grandmother?
15:37Mr. Madruga, it's very funny to get your grandma wet.
15:50I'm only not giving you another one because I'm...
16:03My grandmother?
16:21What is it?
16:22Didn't you say you didn't have a blowgun?
16:24I'm with her.
16:26Watch out, okay?
16:44What a mess.
16:57I warned you.
16:59What's wrong, Chavis?
17:01No, Chavis.
17:02Chavis.
17:03Chavis.
17:05Come on, Chavis.
17:11No, no, no.
17:12No, Chavis.
17:12She's a little girl.
17:13No, no, no, Chavis.
17:13Wasn't that you?
17:15No no.
17:21No, Chavis.
17:22No, I didn't do anything.
17:23I didn't do anything.
17:29It's cold, no, I didn't do anything.
17:32Let's go.
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