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00:00Tonight, on the Duke.
00:02My name is Vivian Stewart.
00:03Daisy's identity crisis gets her in the jail.
00:06Oh, my goodness.
00:07And it's the boys to the rescue.
00:08You're ashamed.
00:10You're dying so young.
00:11Wait.
00:13Cold.
00:17Eyelids are getting heavy.
00:18What's up to you?
00:19Alright, here we go.
00:22Bye.
00:25Here we go.
00:27Come on.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves.
00:52Flatening the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
01:26Yee-haw!
01:32Yee-haw!
01:33Well, it was a sunny Saturday.
01:35Bo and Luke was adjoin' about the upcoming hot race and a cool woman in town.
01:39Which had nothing to do with what they were about to face.
01:42The Dukes was affixin' to lose Daisy Duke.
01:44Strong man cry.
01:45Now, don't that turn your bones to jello.
01:47Strong man cry.
01:48It'll just be because whippin' your butt always breaks my heart a little bit.
01:51Oh, come on.
01:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:54And here comes law enforcement's answer to dopey.
01:57In the Seven Dwarfs.
01:59Roscoe P. Coltrane.
02:01Hey.
02:02Wait a second.
02:03We got us some company.
02:04So does Roscoe.
02:05That's boss ridin' shotgun.
02:06What the heck you suppose they want?
02:10What are you doin' with that patent pencil?
02:12What do you mean?
02:13I'm...
02:13This is the only way I can keep score on your annual evaluation.
02:16Wait, is that today?
02:17Yeah, it's today.
02:18Go on, go on, go on, will you?
02:20What do you mean to let them get us?
02:22Oh, you wanna...
02:23You wanna drop the whole bet, huh?
02:25No, I don't wanna drop the whole bet.
02:26I just...
02:27Alright, you watch.
02:28You watch.
02:29I'm watching.
02:29Bye-bye, Roscoe.
02:39What's that?
02:40What's up to you?
02:40What's up to you?
02:42What's up to you?
02:50That ain't gonna go good on here.
02:52Let...
02:53Let me see that.
02:54Oh, for goodness sake, you bucky.
02:56And watch that one!
02:57Watch that one!
03:03Boom!
03:04Get that back up!
03:06Did you save some of that fancy drivin' from Chester Flats?
03:10Fancy drivin'?
03:11Shoot, I was just doin' my finger exercises.
03:14Keep him on the wheel.
03:21Alright, there, fella.
03:22What kind of drivin' is there?
03:24You are in serious trouble, because I'm Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, and this is Commissioner J.D. Hogg.
03:30Well, this ain't my lucky day.
03:31It is.
03:32Lucky day?
03:33My card.
03:34Oh.
03:35Mr. Harry...
03:36Boo-boo?
03:37No, that's Bozo.
03:38Huh?
03:38Bo-bo.
03:39Bo-bo.
03:40Bo-bo.
03:40Oh, Harry Bo-bo, private investigation.
03:42No.
03:43Well, what are you doin' here in Hazard?
03:46This here ad brought me here in last week's Hazard Gazette.
03:49Oh.
03:50Do either of you happen to know who that young lady might be?
03:53Are you kiddin'?
03:54Of course we know who that is.
03:55No, no, no, no, no, no!
03:56I'm conducting this investigation.
03:58Well, I...
03:59Maybe we know, maybe we don't.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Why are you so interested in it?
04:02Yeah.
04:02Well, Mr. Carter Stewart is my client.
04:05My only client.
04:06Wait a minute.
04:07The Carter Stewart?
04:08The Carter Stewart?
04:09Hey.
04:10Wasn't he the one who lost his daughter and her husband in that plane crash years ago?
04:15Oh.
04:15That's right.
04:16But, uh, they never found his granddaughter.
04:19Now, she was five at the time.
04:20Huh.
04:21Well, uh, what's all this got to do with this here ad?
04:24Yeah.
04:24Well, when she was five, little Vivian was a spittin' image of her mama.
04:29I got a picture of Vivian's mama right here.
04:31Oh.
04:32When I saw the resemblance between the lady in the ad and Vivian's mama...
04:37You figured that this here was little Vivian Stewart all grew it up.
04:41Yes, sir.
04:42Is that all?
04:43It's happened one thing.
04:44Huh?
04:45Mr. Stewart has authorized a payment of $200,000 to anyone responsible for her return.
04:52Oh.
04:54Providing, of course.
04:55She is Vivian Stewart.
04:57Providing, she is Vivian Stewart.
05:00Listen, I'll tell you what, Mr. Um...
05:02Bobo.
05:03Bobo, Bobo.
05:04Listen, you just come with us, huh?
05:06Follow us to the boy's nest, you know?
05:08I'll take my picture.
05:09All right, come on.
05:10Are you thinkin'?
05:11Well, I'm thinkin'.
05:12Boss is thinkin'?
05:16Bo and Luke were makin' life's weighty decisions.
05:19Hazard style.
05:21While Daisy was fixin' to have more trouble than she could say grace over me.
05:26Well?
05:272-45-06.
05:30Well?
05:30Well, you wanna concede to save yourself some embarrassment?
05:33Well, hold on a second.
05:34Now, who's tryin' to convince who or what?
05:36Let's just let the General Lee cool on down, then I'll give it a try.
05:39And you can hold the watch.
05:40All right.
05:43This is it.
05:44Uh-huh.
05:44This is the place.
05:46This is the place.
05:46The boys' nest.
05:47Now, listen here.
05:48When we get inside, you think again that that gal who's hustling a beer.
05:52Don't you say nothin'.
05:53Oh.
05:54Come on.
05:56Here's another one for you.
05:57I didn't forget you, honey.
05:59Here you go.
06:00See ya.
06:01Anybody else need a beer?
06:03Well, well, well, well, and well, Daisy.
06:06I see you're working yourself up into quite a sweat.
06:09Well, remember what you said, boss.
06:11You said if I double my quota, I get tomorrow off and I get to keep my tip money.
06:15I promised that.
06:16You sure did.
06:17Yeah.
06:17Well, never mind about that.
06:19Come on along, Mr. Bo Bo.
06:21Come on.
06:21Everybody okay here?
06:22Come on.
06:23Step in on my private office here.
06:26Incredible.
06:27That girl out there, she's a dead ringer for Vivian's mother.
06:31She sure is.
06:32But, is she Vivian Stewart?
06:36Well, of course she ain't.
06:37Of course.
06:38Didn't you hear me call her Daisy out there?
06:41But, she's gonna be Vivian Stewart.
06:45I don't get it, Hogg.
06:46What I'm saying is that maybe I can just find a way to make Daisy Duke think, act and talk
06:52like that gal you're looking for.
06:53I mean, so good that she would be Vivian Stewart.
06:58And what makes you think I want any part of it?
07:01Well, that shiny, threadbare, miserable suit you're wearing.
07:04Yeah.
07:05And this tie.
07:06Looks like it's got the mange.
07:08Mmm.
07:08Listen.
07:09If somebody were to hand over to you even half of them 200,000 clams Mr. Stewart has given away,
07:15why, you'd be able to buy yourself a mighty fine brand new wardrobe, wouldn't you?
07:20Mmm.
07:21Wow.
07:22You bet you could.
07:23Yeah.
07:23Just a minute here.
07:24Go see.
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:26Listen, give me Professor Crandall.
07:28The Professor Crandall.
07:29You know the one.
07:30Oh, say hello from Roscoe.
07:31Too late.
07:32Listen, you, Roscoe.
07:33You know, there's only two flies in this here.
07:36Oh, that's bone looked at.
07:37That's who I mean.
07:38So, listen.
07:39If you want to get your cut of all this.
07:41I do.
07:41Less overhead and carrying charges.
07:43Carrying charges.
07:44You'll get out there and make sure that them two particular flies keep away from me and Daisy until we
07:48pull this here thing off.
07:49Oh, I'm gone.
07:51That's how we do business here in Hazard, Mr.
07:54Bo Bo.
07:54Bo Bo.
07:55Oh, Professor Crandall.
07:56G.D. Hogg here.
07:58Say, listen.
07:58I got a nice job.
08:00While Boss was cooking up troubles for Daisy, the Duke boys was racing to see who would take Mary Ellen
08:05to the clogging festival.
08:06Caldwin was a bile in a Carter Stewart's mansion that was going to pour poor little old Daisy in the
08:10soup.
08:11Now, I hate that.
08:12Hey, doesn't Harry call?
08:15Could be because he came up empty, like always.
08:19Before he left for Hazard, he said he had one of the best leads he's ever had.
08:24If he doesn't find her this time, I think it's about time for an old man to give up his
08:30dream and call off the search.
08:35Now, that dude on the right is bad news.
08:38His wife is pretty bad news herself.
08:40Soon as he calls off the hunt, we become his sole heirs.
08:45What if Harry does find the girl?
08:49Then we make sure that our beloved uncle never sees her alive.
08:54Nothing is going to stand in the way of us inheriting everything.
09:09Well?
09:13245.06.
09:15You're kidding.
09:16Ha, ha, ha.
09:18A dead heat.
09:19Too bad other folks can't settle their problems the same way.
09:22Huh.
09:22Now, let me get this straight.
09:24Professor Crandall here is a hypnotist.
09:27And he's going to hypnotize Daisy into believing she really is Vivian Stewart?
09:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:34You got it right.
09:35Well, you tell them, Professor.
09:38Oh, it's quite simple, Lily.
09:40Once she's hypnotized, I'll program her with all of the information you will have given me, including some of the
09:45characteristics her mother had.
09:47Yeah, that's it.
09:47He'll program her with all them little family treats.
09:50You do know all about the family, don't you?
09:52I mean the idiosyncrasies, skeletons in the closet?
09:56I do.
09:57I've got to know them all real well.
10:00Oh, good, good.
10:01Then we can make sure that we'll make Daisy believe she is Vivian Stewart.
10:07Yep.
10:08Who's that?
10:10Sheriff said you want to see me, Mr. Hawk?
10:12Uh, Enos, Enos, listen.
10:13Um, we've been getting a lot of complaints about all them potholes up there on Cherry Lane.
10:18Now, I want you to get up out there and don't you come back until you've counted every single one
10:23of them potholes, you hear?
10:24Yes, sir, but that could take a couple of days, sir.
10:27Well, of course it could.
10:28So get out there and start cutting.
10:30Yes, sir.
10:31Have a nice day, sir.
10:33There they are!
10:36Y'all remember that boss sent Roscoe to handle the deuce.
10:39Roscoe remembered too, which is unusual.
10:42Surprise, surprise.
10:44We're crying out loud.
10:45What are you doing?
10:46Wait a minute.
10:46If you're thinking about sighting us, you can forget it because we're standing on private property.
10:49That's right.
10:50We've got written permission right here from Mr. Chester saying we can race all day if we want.
10:53Take a look.
10:54Well, did anybody say anything about sighting you boys?
10:57I didn't say anything about that.
10:59You boys just go round and around, just as much as you want to.
11:03Flash and I'll just relax here and watch you.
11:05Well, you can save yourself the trouble.
11:07He's just going to have us a beer.
11:08Oh, well, I'll buy you one.
11:10Roscoe, are you feeling all right?
11:12Hey.
11:12Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
11:13We'll take you up on that.
11:14We'll meet you at the boar's nest.
11:15Right.
11:15Oh, wrong, wrong.
11:16No, you can't go to the boar's nest.
11:17I mean, we can't go.
11:19Why not?
11:21Why?
11:23Flash, tell the boys why they can't go to the boar's nest.
11:26No!
11:27That's right.
11:28Because if I go to the boar's nest, the boss will see me and I'll be drinking on duty.
11:32Well, we'll take a rain check on it then.
11:35Get yourself some rest or something.
11:36Appreciate the offer, Roscoe.
11:39Roscoe CB'd boss, telling him that the Duke boys was a-headin' his way.
11:44Yep.
11:45All right, Roscoe, I hear you.
11:46But why couldn't you keep me out longer?
11:48All right.
11:48No use cryin' over it now.
11:50Over and out.
11:51All right, listen.
11:51We gotta do this thing real fast now.
11:53Now, I'm gonna call Daisy in, see?
11:55I'm gonna tell her she's been working too hard so that she's gotta relax and we got a new way
11:59for her to do it.
12:00That's when you do what you do so well.
12:07First thing Roscoe does, he starts encouraging us to keep racing.
12:11Then he offers to buy us a beer.
12:12As soon as we mention the boar's nest, he acts like he's been snake-bitten.
12:15I don't know, bro.
12:17I just know I don't like it.
12:21Now, don't y'all worry none, folks.
12:22It'll hit them eventually.
12:26While they were wondering what was going on, the phones on were going on.
12:30You're getting very sleepy.
12:33You can't keep your eyes open.
12:37That's it.
12:40She's asleep.
12:42Oh, she is, huh?
12:43All right, all right.
12:44Now then, tell her about tonight.
12:48Daisy, can you hear me?
12:52Yes, I can hear you.
12:54We want you to return here tonight at 8 o'clock.
12:58You're to tell no one where you're going or why.
13:03And if Bo and Luke come snooping around, you send them on their way.
13:07Now, when I snap my fingers, you'll wake up and you'll feel real good and you won't remember anything.
13:24What am I doing here?
13:26Oh, uh, Daisy, we were just helping you relax in a nice new way.
13:31I mean, Connie, you were working so hard.
13:33And now that you feel better, you just better get back in there and finish up, you hear?
13:37Yeah.
13:38Yeah, boss.
13:39Mm-hmm.
13:40Excuse me.
13:51Amazing.
13:52But tell me, are there any side effects?
13:55Oh, she might be a little short-tempered for a day or two, but nothing serious.
14:10What's the matter, Daisy?
14:11You ain't hardly touched your food.
14:13All you're doing is looking at the clock.
14:19Uh, Daisy?
14:20Daisy?
14:21Daisy, where are you going?
14:23Huh.
14:25You three have some kind of a row or something?
14:27No.
14:28We saw her at the boar's nest this afternoon.
14:30She was acting strange then.
14:32We better go after her.
14:33Just a minute, Bo.
14:34What?
14:35Let her go.
14:36She's allowed to have her moods too, you know.
14:38She'll be back.
14:40With Daisy under hypnosis, Professor Crandall programmed her from Bobo's notes about Vivian's past.
14:45And you had a little...
14:46Everything that happened before Vivian disappeared.
14:48Daisy was being convinced that she was Vivian's steward.
14:52That does it.
14:53It does, huh?
14:54All right, yeah, but don't forget we gotta show her the way she's supposed to dress.
14:56You know, we wanna make sure she's dressed right, don't we?
14:59Right.
15:00All right.
15:00Open your eyes.
15:03Now, we need two phrases, similar but yet different, to tell the young lady who you want her to be.
15:11Now, one phrase will tell her to be Vivian Stewart, the other Daisy Duke.
15:15And I got them too.
15:17Listen, how's this?
15:18Jefferson Davis Hogg and J.D. Hogg.
15:23Excellent.
15:24Excellent.
15:25Now, my dear.
15:27When you hear the words, Jefferson Davis Hogg, you will become Vivian Stewart.
15:32But, when you hear J.D. Hogg, you will be Daisy Duke.
15:36Do you understand?
15:38Yes.
15:39Go ahead, test her.
15:41Oh, yeah.
15:41All right, I will.
15:42Uh, Jefferson Davis Hogg.
15:46Hello.
15:47Uh, what's your name?
15:48My name is Vivian Stewart.
15:51Naturally.
15:52Oh, howdy.
15:53How many husbands would like to try that on their wives?
15:56Or vice versa.
16:02Hmm, I see.
16:03J.D. Hogg.
16:05Hello.
16:06What's your name?
16:08Santa Claus.
16:09Hmm?
16:10Boss, you know my name is Daisy Duke.
16:12What the heck are you asking me these questions for, huh?
16:17Oh, it works.
16:18It works.
16:18Good idea.
16:20Now, if there's anything else you want to tell her, tell her before I wake her up.
16:24Oh, yeah.
16:25Yeah, there is something.
16:27Um, when you wake up, you will go home and go to sleep.
16:32And then in the morning, you will get up and come back to work at 8 a.m. sharp.
16:42Now, when I snap my fingers, you will wake up and you will remember nothing except what we told you
16:49to remember.
16:54Boss?
16:55Oh, hello, Daisy.
16:56Say, I want to tell you, you did a real good job with the inventory tonight.
17:00I did?
17:01Yeah, you sure did.
17:02And I hope you enjoyed yourself for relaxating, too.
17:05And now, it's time to go home.
17:08Good night.
17:09Good night.
17:09Good night.
17:10Good night.
17:11Good night.
17:12Good night.
17:13Ha, ha, ha.
17:15Oh, it's gonna work.
17:16It's gonna work.
17:17Ha, ha, ha.
17:18And now, Mr. uh...
17:19Bobo.
17:20Bobo.
17:21It's time for you to make that $200,000 phone call.
17:25Oh, okay.
17:34Yes, Harry.
17:35I've been waiting for your call.
17:37Where?
17:39The boar's nest in Hazard?
17:41Go on.
17:42I found your granddaughter, sir.
17:44No doubt about it.
17:45We'll leave first thing in the morning.
17:48Splendid Harry.
17:51Harry's found my Vivian.
17:53This calls for a drink.
17:54I'll go get that brandy I've been saving all these years for this very moment.
18:02What do we do now?
18:05You borrow a car that Harry hasn't seen.
18:08Then we go to Hazard.
18:10Find out whether or not Harry's telling the truth.
18:13And if he is?
18:14We see to it that little Vivian doesn't make it back here alive.
18:25Uncle Jesse, if she ain't back here in five minutes, me and Bo are gonna go look for her.
18:29Now, that's right.
18:30Just a minute, you two.
18:31Just settle down and she'll...
18:34There she is now.
18:36All safe and sound.
18:37You two been fretting over nothing.
18:39Well, you were fretting too.
18:44Listen, we kept a dinner for you.
18:45We can just throw it in the oven and...
18:47Yeah, we were sure worried about you, Daisy.
18:50Now, ain't that something?
18:51Even hypnotized, you never know how they're gonna act.
18:54Let her go.
18:56Tomorrow morning, we're all gonna sit down there to breakfast and nobody's gonna get up until we find out why
19:01she's acting tickier than a hound dog at a fleet circuit.
19:04I'm gonna make some coffee.
19:17Daisy?
19:17Hey!
19:18Where do you suppose she's going?
19:19I don't know.
19:20I've got it.
19:22Hey!
19:22Daisy!
19:24Oh, shoot.
19:26Well, that tears it.
19:27Well, just go get her and bring her back here.
19:30Bring her back if we've got a hog tire.
19:31If that's what you gotta do, do it.
19:33But I want her sitting right at that table so I can talk to her.
19:36All right.
19:36Let's go, boy.
19:37Come on.
19:49Oh, good.
19:50Good.
19:53Good.
19:54Oh, so sneaky.
19:56I'll tell you.
19:57Oh.
19:58I'll tell you, this is it.
19:59There isn't anything better than this.
20:02Oh, I love this.
20:03Oh, good.
20:04Good.
20:05Good.
20:18Luke, she's got an awful big head start.
20:20I heard that.
20:27She must have taken Peachtree Road.
20:29Hit it.
20:34Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow can keep the male from its task.
20:39Roscoe wasn't the male, and the high winds could slow him up.
20:43But there wasn't no high winds that day.
20:50Now, Roscoe's little trap weren't sub-top, but it worked.
20:54You all right?
20:55Yeah, I'm fine.
20:58Shoot, they're both flat over here.
21:00Yeah, flat as pancakes on this side, too.
21:03Who the heck could do a thing like that?
21:04I don't know.
21:06Ah, shoot.
21:07One guess.
21:08There they are.
21:09Oh, just like we planned.
21:15Morning, Roscoe.
21:16All right, you dukes.
21:18See, you done messed up again, haven't you?
21:21Did you gentlemen happen to know that you cannot drive a vehicle with flat tires?
21:26It's against the law.
21:27Not only that, it's dang near impossible.
21:29You!
21:30Roscoe, for crying out loud, it ain't our fault.
21:32You did it.
21:33What's going on, Roscoe?
21:34What kind of funny business are you up to?
21:35Oh, see, shame, shame, passing the blame.
21:38I'm glad that Flash is not here to hear these sinful accusations.
21:42I've got to search your vehicle.
21:44All right, hold on a second.
21:45What are you going to search it for?
21:46Hmm?
21:46What for?
21:49I'll know that when I find it, won't I?
21:51God, God, just step back here.
21:53Right.
21:53Okay, let's see what we have.
21:55Here.
21:56Roscoe, watch this.
21:56Boy, look at that.
21:58What are you doing?
21:59Roscoe.
21:59Oh, there.
22:00That's a mess, isn't it?
22:01Give me.
22:02No.
22:03He's obviously operating under boss's orders.
22:05Oh, well.
22:06Listen, gentlemen, I am going to let you off with just a warning this time.
22:10But if I were you, I'd clean up this mess.
22:12Oh, God.
22:13Oh, God.
22:17You reckon the funny way he's acting has got something to do with the way Daisy's been acting?
22:20I don't know.
22:21Let's get this CB back together as fast as we can so we can find out.
22:26You know, being programmed the way she is, I'll bet she comes right here, Sean.
22:31Yeah, there she is now.
22:34Friends, they're up to no good.
22:40Hey, you're riding on time, me.
22:42There you go, Sean.
22:43Good Lord.
22:45She looks exactly like her mom.
22:48No doubt about it.
22:50Oh, that's Vivian.
22:51Sure is a shame.
22:54Her dying so young.
22:59All right, Daisy, come on.
23:00I got a lot of work for you to do in this room.
23:03First of all, I want you to, um, wait a minute.
23:07Something wrong?
23:08No, uh, oh, yes, boss.
23:11I can't recollect how I got here.
23:14Oh.
23:15Oh, what I'm doing here, I just...
23:17Well, I'm glad you told.
23:18Jefferson Davis hug.
23:24Vivian?
23:25Yes.
23:26Oh, well, Vivian, uh, looky here.
23:29I got you all them clothes that you ordered.
23:32My, oh, my, this sure is pretty.
23:35This ought to about do it.
23:38There we go.
23:39The last time Luke tried that, it fixed the stereo.
23:42Hold your breath.
23:43Give that a try.
23:45Lost sheep to Shepherd.
23:46Lost sheep to Shepherd.
23:47Come back.
23:48This is Shepherd, lost sheep.
23:49Hey, you're doing good.
23:51Listen, we got us a problem.
23:52The boy's got the CV working good enough to call Uncle Jesse.
23:55Tell him about their predicament and their suspicions.
23:59Well, all right, I'm going out looking for Daisy myself.
24:02Now, if you're right about J.D. being in the middle of this, I'll start at the boar's nest.
24:06In the meantime, I'm going to get a hold of Cooter and send him over there with some tars.
24:11Appreciate it.
24:11That's a big 10-4.
24:13Oh, my, oh, my.
24:16Vivian, you sure look plumb elegant, just like your mama always does.
24:21Hey, boss, listen, I'm, I'm, oh, I'm sorry.
24:24I didn't mean to butt in with you and Daisy here.
24:26Oh, wait a minute.
24:27This ain't Daisy or Dodo.
24:28No, this is Vivian Stewart.
24:33Vivian Stewart.
24:33Oh, Vivian Stewart.
24:36Now, what kind of news are you bringing me?
24:38Oh, oh, good news, good news.
24:40See, I took care of those Dukes.
24:43The who?
24:44The Dukes, you know, Bow and Luke Duke, your cousin.
24:47Oh, no, excuse me, officer.
24:48My only cousin is Alan Fairchild of the Savannah Fairchilds.
24:52Oh, he's your Savannah Fairchild.
24:54Don't you get it?
24:55Oh, Roscoe.
24:57I should have paid the professor to convince you you're flesh.
25:00Woo, woo, woo.
25:02So we figured that boss and Roscoe must be trying to keep us and Daisy apart for some reason.
25:06You don't know what's going on, do you?
25:08No, I ain't heard nothing, y'all.
25:09Well, is there anything I can do?
25:11Well, we appreciate the offer, Cooter, but I guess Uncle Jesse's got it all in control.
25:15That is if he can find Daisy in time.
25:16In time for what?
25:18We don't know what.
25:19But we ain't gonna find out staying around here.
25:21Keep going.
25:22That's true.
25:23Thanks a lot, Cooter.
25:24We appreciate it.
25:24Sure.
25:24We'll, uh, we'll catch you on them tires next week.
25:26Yeah, that's what you said last time.
25:28Well.
25:34Come on, let's go now.
25:35Come on.
25:36I'll lock up.
25:37Okay.
25:40Hey, Daisy.
25:42Jesse.
25:42How can we dress like that?
25:45I beg your pardon, sir.
25:46I really don't know what you're talking about.
25:49My name is Vivian Stewart.
25:50Vivian.
25:51J.D.
25:52Hogg.
25:52What are you trying to pull now?
25:55Uncle Jesse.
25:56What are you doing here?
25:57Well, I just brought the truck and I...
25:59How come your...
26:00Where did I get these clothes?
26:02Uncle Jesse, I don't know what's going on with me.
26:04Well, Jesse, you know my full name is Jefferson Davis Hogg, don't you?
26:10Excuse me, sir.
26:12I don't know what came over me.
26:14I...
26:15Well, well, well, help her to the car, why don't you?
26:17Listen, Jesse, we're on our way to Capital City to do a TV commercial for the boy's nest.
26:22Ain't that something?
26:24Well, uh, Daisy's going to help out.
26:26That's why she's dressed so fancy.
26:28But she don't even know me.
26:29She acts like she's just plum loco.
26:31Yeah.
26:31Oh, she's rehearsing, don't you know?
26:33Because the theme of the commercial is, you won't recall a thing when you drink a Boersenaire sling.
26:39Get it?
26:39Ain't that good?
26:40No, I don't know.
26:41All right.
26:42J.D.
26:49Where are they going?
26:51Follow them.
27:07Pass that old man.
27:33Cut them off when they start rounding that bend up ahead.
27:58Daisy and Vivian are both in trouble.
28:01And that's Double Jeopardy.
28:19Now, do we try again?
28:20We do.
28:22But not now.
28:25Come on.
28:25Let's get out of here.
28:28Luke's CV repair was held together by Spitt and Bailey White.
28:31And communications with Jesse was a teetered precariously on the precipice.
28:36That's about as good as it's going to get.
28:39Shepard, this is a lost sheep.
28:41Come back.
28:44This is Shepard, lost sheep.
28:46I hear you good.
28:47Ha ha.
28:49Did you see Daisy?
28:50Is she all right?
28:51Yeah, I think I saw her.
28:53I'm not sure.
28:54I tell you, I ran into a little trouble here on Blue Bonnet Road and I need your help.
28:58I'll tell you about it when you get here.
29:00We're on our way.
29:01Did you hear that flash?
29:03Luke just thinks he's on his way.
29:04Good.
29:05Come on, darling.
29:06We're going to cut him off at the pass.
29:13Well, Roscoe took every shortcut that he could think of to catch up with the boys.
29:18And he did.
29:19Roscoe was really cooking.
29:20He was right twice in one day.
29:24All right, this is your sheriff speaking.
29:28Pull over and that's an order.
29:30He's bird-dogging us again.
29:32Well, not for long.
29:33Hold on.
29:54Oh, that look all right.
29:56Yeah.
29:56That's a turd put in the pride.
30:03I'll get him.
30:04I'll get him.
30:05I'll kill you.
30:06You're all right.
30:07You're all right.
30:16What happened to pick up?
30:17I ain't got time to mess with him.
30:19Let's get going.
30:20Yes, sir.
30:21There we go.
30:22Give me a hand.
30:22Up in there.
30:23Here we go.
30:24This is your last straw.
30:26This.
30:27That's funny.
30:28You get it?
30:29You get it?
30:29This is your last straw.
30:31Good job.
30:32Jesse told the boys all about running into Boss and Daisy and the stranger.
30:36And how peculiar Daisy of that.
30:38And all about the car that had forced him off the road.
30:40All I know is this crazy driver come along with this lady wearing funny sunglasses and run me off the
30:47road.
30:48Shoot.
30:49Don't make no sense at all to me.
30:51Well, we do know that Roscoe's been trying to keep us away from Daisy.
30:54Which means that Boss has got some kind of scam going on.
30:57That puts Daisy right smack dab in the middle, don't it?
30:59But there ain't no way Daisy'd help J.D. out with one of his scams.
31:04Well, that means that either she ain't aware of it or maybe she's doing it against her will.
31:08Why don't we head over to Boss's office and see what we can find out, all right?
31:13I was just thinking about your granddaddy.
31:16What was that you used to call him?
31:19I used to call him grandpoppy.
31:22Grandpoppy.
31:23That's it.
31:24Right in there.
31:26The last straw.
31:28I still think that's funny.
31:29Don't you think that's a little bit funny?
31:31No.
31:32You don't think it's funny.
31:35What?
31:36Come up.
31:39A little more.
31:40You got it?
31:41Yeah, I think so.
31:42All right.
31:42Here we go.
31:43Watch your head.
31:46You all right?
31:47Yeah, I'm all right.
31:48Hang on a second.
31:50There you go.
31:51Watch your head.
31:56We shouldn't be in here.
31:57Well, we're in here now.
31:58What is it we're looking for?
32:00Well, anything that'll tell us about what's happening with Daisy, I guess.
32:04All right, I'll check the desk.
32:06Let's keep it.
32:06This thing's got an idea.
32:08He's going to come back here any minute.
32:10Yes, people.
32:11Well, we're going to be out of here.
32:15Hey, here's a picture of Daisy I'd never seen before.
32:19What?
32:20Me neither.
32:21Uncle Jesse?
32:23Oh.
32:24Well, she never had no clothes like that.
32:28I wonder what it's doing in Boss's office.
32:31I don't know.
32:34Hey, y'all.
32:36Look at here.
32:37The last entry in Boss's ledger says he paid $5,000 to a Professor Crandall.
32:43You're kidding me.
32:44No.
32:45You remember Professor Crandall.
32:46He's the one...
32:47Hey, wait a minute.
32:48Isn't he that fellow that had you believing that the General Lee was some sort of piece of trash?
32:51He's a hypnotist, ain't he?
32:52That's right.
32:53You don't suppose J.D. had Daisy hypnotized?
32:56Well, that would explain why she'd know me one minute and then wouldn't know me the next.
33:00I wonder what he's got up his sleeve.
33:02I don't know.
33:03Hey, wait a minute.
33:03Maybe it's got something to do with a $2 long-distance phone call to Mr. Carter Stewart.
33:09Don't mean nothing to me.
33:11No, me neither.
33:12I've been reading something about Carter Stewart in the Hazard Gazette.
33:17Newspaper?
33:18Yeah.
33:18Let's go.
33:18There's some stories in there.
33:20Let's head over to the files.
33:21Come on.
33:28Come in.
33:36Mr. Stewart, sir, I'd like you to meet.
33:40Vivian.
33:49Do you remember me at all?
33:52Oh, yes, I do remember you.
33:55Harry, I can't thank you enough.
34:00Well, the thanks rightfully belong to this gentleman here, sir.
34:04There just aren't words to express my gratitude, sir.
34:08Oh, why, just seeing the two of you together now ought to be thanks enough for me, Mr. Stewart.
34:14Well, didn't Harry tell you that I planned to reward you amply for your help?
34:18Reward?
34:19Did you say reward?
34:21For doing the right thing?
34:23Well, I don't know if my conscience would allow me to take it.
34:26Well, we'll discuss all that over lunch, at which time Vivian can meet her cousin, Alan Fairchild, and his wife,
34:34Bonnie.
34:35When Mr. Carter Stewart was interviewed at his estate, he said he would continue to look for his lost granddaughter,
34:42Vivian, no matter how long it takes.
34:44A reward will be paid to anyone having any information as to her whereabouts.
34:51Well, that sure looks like the same picture we saw in Boss's office, don't it?
34:54Yeah, only this ain't Daisy, this is Vivian's mother.
34:57Daisy called herself Vivian in front of the boar's nest.
35:00Then it all makes sense.
35:02Seeing a Daisy's a dead ringer for Vivian's mother, Boss had Professor Crandall come in and hypnotize Daisy into believing
35:07that she's Vivian.
35:08That way he could get that whole reward to himself.
35:10That's right.
35:11Ain't that just like J.D. Hawke?
35:13Uncle Jesse?
35:15Now, when that car run you off the road, where'd it go?
35:18Come to think of it, they went after the car that Daisy was in.
35:22Maybe there's somebody who don't want Vivian to show up.
35:25I think we owe ourselves a visit to Carter Stewart.
35:27I think we do, too.
35:28Listen, we're going to go do that.
35:29Once you stay out at the farm and listen to the CB, maybe Daisy will call or we might need
35:33something, okay?
35:34Oh, all right.
35:34I'll be over there.
35:35Tell me, child, you do remember some things when you were a little girl?
35:41Yes.
35:42I seem to recall some things.
35:44Do you remember the name of your favorite doll?
35:51Her name was Annie.
35:57Annie.
35:59Annie Marie.
36:01And it was you who gave her to me.
36:05Grandpoppy.
36:07Grandpoppy.
36:08By golly.
36:10If you remember that name, there's no need for any more questions.
36:14Welcome home, Vivian.
36:17Now then, sir.
36:19I insist upon showing you my gratitude, Mr. Hogg, sir.
36:24J.D. Hogg.
36:27What the heck am I doing here?
36:30Bob!
36:32That's Jefferson Davis, Hogg.
36:35Vivian, what were you about to say?
36:38Oh, listen, I don't think she was going to say nothing to her, Connor.
36:41She's so excited on meeting her kin.
36:45There just ain't nothing more for her to say.
36:48Ain't that right, Vivian?
36:49I think you must be right, Mr. Hogg.
36:52Well, of course it is.
36:53But, Mr. Stewart, what were you just about to say?
36:57Oh, yes.
36:58Well, Vonnie, why don't you and Alan show your cousin around a bit while I conduct a little business with
37:05Mr. J.D. Hogg here?
37:07Boss!
37:08Jefferson Davis!
37:09Hogg, there it is.
37:14I assume you want the $200,000 check made out to Jefferson Davis Hogg?
37:21No, J.D. Hogg will do.
37:23It takes less time to rifle.
37:26Alan, honey, why don't you take your cousin Vivian for a nice ride and maybe a Red Ridge Hill?
37:34Well, that'd be real nice, Vivian.
37:38My pleasure.
37:50Now, you just do what I told you to do.
37:52And after poor Vivian's funeral, we're going to become that old man's soul heirs.
38:30Hey, what is this, Vivian?
38:33Oh, no!
38:37What is this?
38:38What's happening?
38:39Well, well, I don't know.
38:41Follow me around, Evatt, please.
38:42Hey, Luke, ain't that them glasses Uncle Jesse was talking about?
38:44Could be.
38:45What are you boys doing here?
38:46Listen, we came to find Daisy.
38:48Now, where is she?
38:48Look, you're on private property, so just do that.
38:51Boss, we ain't got time for any of your shenanigans.
38:52Now, where's Daisy?
38:53Now, boss, did somebody try and run you off the road on the way over here?
38:55Yes, but we thought it was an accident.
38:57Yeah, well, what are you asking for?
38:58Well, because that lady was in the car.
39:00I don't know what you're talking about.
39:02Well, besides, why would I do anything like that?
39:05I can answer that.
39:06If anything happened to Vivian, they'd stand to inherit a fortune.
39:10Sorry, Hog, but I didn't think I'd get in anything like this.
39:14All right, lady, where's our cousin Daisy?
39:17Your cousin Daisy?
39:18You mean she's not Vivian?
39:20That's right, she's not Vivian.
39:21She's our cousin Daisy.
39:22Now, where is she?
39:23Unless you want to spend the rest of your life in jail, you better tell us.
39:25My husband, he just took her up Red Ridge Hill.
39:27It's his first turn off, he'd come to a hurry.
39:29Hey!
39:31Hey!
39:34Hey!
39:35Hey!
39:36Hey!
39:39Oh, yes, she is.
39:40She's going with us.
39:42Because maybe there's something I can do to make amends for what I've done.
39:45Come on, come on.
39:46Get in there, honey.
39:47Go around.
39:48That's it.
39:49You get in there.
39:50All right.
40:00Is something wrong?
40:03Seems like it.
40:04I better check.
40:25Alan's cutting the brake line, folks.
40:27Which means if that car starts off down that steep hill, it ain't going to stop till it hits Birmingham.
40:32Hey.
40:33Vivian, would you mind sliding over and driving the car a ways down the hill?
40:37I just want to check, see if we're losing any oil.
40:40Of course.
40:55Goodbye, Vivian Stewart.
41:04Oh, my goodness.
41:06Uh-oh.
41:07Next stop, Birmingham.
41:21I bet you that's Alan.
41:23Yeah, that leaves daisies on the other side of that hill.
41:26Let's hope so, anyway.
41:31Hey!
41:58Well, she ain't got no brakes.
42:00You're going to have to cut in front of her.
42:10There's only one way we can get around her now.
42:12Hang on.
42:12Friends and neighbors, I feel a big one coming up.
42:15Watch this.
42:27Well, we still got to find a chance.
42:30You're going to have to get her stopped before that corner up there.
42:31Yeah, you got it.
42:32She comes.
43:00Macy, you all right?
43:00You all right?
43:02Yes.
43:03Yes, I'm fine.
43:04But my name is Vivian Stewart.
43:07Oh, yeah, that's our mistake.
43:10Well, listen, Vivian, can we give you a ride into town?
43:14No, I don't think so.
43:15I'd better wait for my cousin Alan.
43:18Thank you for what you did.
43:20Well, we're okay.
43:22Listen, we'll take you to him.
43:24Yeah.
43:24Well, I always have depended on the kindness of strangers.
43:28Come on, then.
43:51That's far enough.
43:53What is this all about?
43:54Cousin Alan, what are you doing?
43:57These young men just saved my life.
43:59I don't understand this.
44:00Temporarily saved your life.
44:02I'm sorry.
44:02It's all over, Cousin Alan.
44:03It is unless you pull that trigger.
44:05Then it'll just be starting for you.
44:14Stop here.
44:16All right.
44:16All right.
44:17Come on.
44:20Daisy.
44:21Daisy.
44:22Are you all right?
44:23I sure hope you're all right.
44:25Listen, will you forgive me?
44:26Because, listen, I know I spent all my time trying to make a book.
44:28I never, but never intended to put you in no danger.
44:31Please believe me, Daisy.
44:32Believe me.
44:33I don't understand why you call me Daisy.
44:36My name is Vivian Stewart.
44:38Listen, I'm going to take care of that right now, ain't we, boss?
44:40You're going to take care of it, right?
44:41I sure am.
44:43Vivian.
44:45J.D. Hall.
44:49Daisy?
44:51Hey, boss.
44:52Hey, boss.
44:53Hello, Daisy.
44:54Woo-hoo!
44:56Thank you, boss.
44:57Well, uh...
44:58You're going to think about what am I doing here.
45:00Thanks a lot.
45:00It's a long story.
45:01It is a long story.
45:03We'll take you on vacation.
45:04I'm going to tell you all about it.
45:06Hello.
45:07Alan and Bonnie got to inherit a prison number instead of money.
45:14Boss got crandled to dehypnotize Daisy.
45:17And after Carter Stewart learned the truth and who was responsible for what,
45:21he looked on the brighter side,
45:23especially when Daisy promised to visit him regularly in the future.
45:26Oh, I promise.
45:29Boss and old Bobo felt so bad about what nearly happened to Daisy,
45:33Boss gave Daisy the week off,
45:35while him and Bobo did all of her chores.
45:38Daisy did get something special.
45:40Oh, Luke and Uncle Jesse insisted on doing all the cooking and the dishes for one day.
45:45They all got into Jesse,
45:47and things went back to normal in Hazzard.
46:08guitar solo
46:28guitar solo
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