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00:01Tonight, on the news, Daisy's Duster drops a crop of crooks on Hazard.
00:06Let's go!
00:11You gonna crop them in stone, or do we?
00:17And things are flying!
00:34Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves, flattening the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:25Woo-hoo!
01:35Now, Boa and Luke can do some high-flying in a general league.
01:39Sweet Daisy flies the hard way in a pro.
01:43Back when she could barely reach the pedals, old Darcy gave her flying lessons.
01:46Now, Joe Ward, who bought out Darcy, is teaching Daisy crop dusting.
01:51A handy thing for a girl to know.
01:53Joe, you give yourself plenty of room to pull up before you get to the birds at the end of
01:57the field, okay?
02:15Mm-hmm.
02:18Well, tough.
02:19Now, get ready to make yourå°¾ next move.
02:22And give it your eye on how?
02:24Low, the stomach!
02:26Yeah?
02:27Joe, you look sort of like my had left, but you look close.
02:28Let's go, Peter!
02:46It's Daisy, David!
02:48Daisy got on the horn and raised the bow of Luke and told him what was happening.
02:51Had to have an ambulance meet him at the hazard field right quick.
02:55Daisy, this here's Luke.
02:56Read you loud and clear. We got it all taken care of.
02:58Just bring it down east.
03:02This here's Luke, too. Call the hazard ambulance.
03:04Come back.
03:05So Daisy turned the plane around and headed back
03:08to the alien Joe Ward.
03:10And Bo and Luke headed for the field,
03:11along with that ambulance coming from Tri-County Hospital.
03:15Only unhazard
03:16did a simple crop dust and get so complicated.
03:36Oh!
03:39Oh!
03:42Oh, my.
03:43Oh!
03:44Oh, Mike! Let's see you guys.
03:47Careful.
03:48Oh, my goodness.
03:50When you work in a farm for a living,
03:51crop dusting is a serious business.
03:54Joe was real worried about the people who were counting on him.
03:56Listen, everything's gonna be all right.
03:58Well, it ain't. There's not a farmer in Hazard that's not dependent on me to dust the fields.
04:01I don't know when I'm gonna be back to work.
04:03Yeah, but Joe didn't call over to Capital City to get somebody else to do it.
04:06Yeah, ain't all the other dusters booked solid.
04:09Besides, without my jobs, how am I gonna make all the payments on my new plane?
04:12I should mention Dr. Bill.
04:13Well, I'll tell you what, Joe. I'll fly the plane.
04:16And, Bo, and Luke here will make up the mixture for the crop duster, okay?
04:18We can do that.
04:19Hey, what are friends for?
04:20You just get to the hospital and get better. We'll take care of all your work for you.
04:23Thanks, you guys. You don't know how much this means to me.
04:26Take care of them, huh?
04:37Well, I guess we better go check the schedule and see who gets duster tomorrow, huh, guys?
04:41Hey, you got your work cut out for you.
04:43I think you better hold me up, though.
04:44You all right?
04:45I'm a little scared.
04:46Now, the Dukes were soon to learn that the farm to get duster the next day
04:49had been bought up by old Boss Hall.
04:52And as soon as the dust settled, old Boss was planning on dusting them off in return.
04:55I know that money doesn't grow on trees.
04:58But for the life of me, I can't figure out how you plan on
05:01growing a bunch of greenbacks on a field that don't grow nothing.
05:04Yeah, well, that's because you work by the sweat of your brow
05:06while I work by the sweat of my brains.
05:08Oh.
05:08It's simple, simpleton.
05:10Oh.
05:10I'll tell you how it's done.
05:12Joe Ward is supposed to crop dust my field tomorrow.
05:15Right.
05:15Yeah.
05:15So I've hired these two fellas here to make sure that the crop dust and mixture
05:19is salted first with lye.
05:22With lye?
05:23Are you kidding, Boss?
05:25You put lye on that field and it won't grow nothing.
05:28It'll kill everything.
05:28It won't grow nothing.
05:29Well, of course it'll kill everything.
05:32Yeah, that's the whole idea.
05:33I don't get that.
05:34All right, here's how it works.
05:35Listen, I plant some worthless seeds in this 500 acres I picked up for $50 a piece.
05:41And then I collect three times as much from Joe Ward's insurance company
05:44for ruining my potential crops.
05:46Oh, goodness.
05:47There's one thing wrong, see, that you haven't figured out, see.
05:50If Ward is in the hospital, you got Daisy Duke flying that crop duster.
05:54Yeah, I know, I know, and that's all the better.
05:56All the better, because Joe Ward's insurance company is still responsible, ain't it?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Plus, I can sue the Dukes on top of it.
06:04Well, you need to sue the Dukes.
06:05Why would you want to sue the Dukes?
06:07They ain't got nothing.
06:08Yeah, yeah, they got a farm, ain't they?
06:10Yeah.
06:10And they got crops.
06:11They got vehicles.
06:12Well, I'm going to take everything they own.
06:16See you, boys, later.
06:17Just don't forget our thousand bucks, home.
06:19Oh, don't you worry, Nunn, I won't.
06:27Come on, now, dude.
06:28Time to get back to the hotel and wash up the supper.
06:38I sure wish we'd have gotten our money up front.
06:40That hog's got a rep for being a real chiseler.
06:43Yeah, well, that's why I made this here little tape.
06:47He ain't about to cheat us out of what's ours.
06:50Not long as we got this here recording of him and that sheriff of his.
06:59Oh, my goodness.
07:02Well, thank you very much, Doc.
07:04Yeah, well, keep in touch.
07:07Well, listen to this.
07:09Joe was having appendicitis up there in the plane.
07:11They operated on him, and he's going to be laid up for about a week or so, but he's going
07:15to be fine.
07:16Correct.
07:16Isn't that something?
07:17Well, now, that's one worry off the Duke's heads, but come next morning, another one was just getting started.
07:24Them guys was dumping poison in the mixture, just like boss order.
07:35Hey, look at those guys over at Joe's plane.
07:37We figured they're out, Jim.
07:38We intend to find out.
07:39Why don't you get out and check the plane, and we'll go talk to them.
07:43Yeah, Casey, we'll get after them.
07:45We're going to figure out what's going on here.
07:53Now, General Lee can eat up the miles and is a match for the best-owned wheels, but Percy and
07:59Hector had too much of a head start.
08:01Now, when the road that Bo and Luke was chasing them on split into two forks, they followed the wrong
08:06one, naturally.
08:11Shoot, they lost you.
08:13Dang it, I could have sworn they came this way.
08:15Well, looks like we ain't going to get the answers to none of them questions now.
08:30Lost sheep?
08:31Is this Bo Peep?
08:32Yeah, go ahead, Bo Peep.
08:33You got lost sheep.
08:34Everything looks fine with this plane.
08:36All right, fellas, I'm gone.
08:38Actually, there was no way Daisy, Bo, or Luke could have known that everything wasn't okay.
08:42Daisy was fixing to get Bo feet in the milk buddy.
08:45And you all know, this wasn't about to be the last they'd see of Percy and Hector.
09:00I think maybe we ought to hightail it out of here and have Hulk mail us our dough.
09:04But what for?
09:06Them fellas back there didn't see nothing.
09:08So there's no way they can prove anything.
09:11Besides, they can't go to the sheriff or boss Hulk and complain, now can they?
09:23Oh, ho, ho, ho, he, he, he, he.
09:26Yeah!
09:28There it goes!
09:30Yeah!
09:32All that life over my freshly seated, potentially valuable, seated trots.
09:39Oh, can you save Huffle?
09:41Hello, insurance company.
09:43Goodbye, Dukes.
09:44Oh, I love it, I love it.
09:47Boss's plan was really getting off the ground, or should I say on it.
09:51But when you deal with bad eggs like Boss, Percy, and Hector,
09:54sometimes more than one plan gets hatched.
09:57They have holes in our screen doors taking Hall's hand out
09:59where we can make five to ten times that much dough.
10:02Like how?
10:03Stealing that crop-dusted plane.
10:06And then with that plane, we can threaten every farmer and hazard.
10:10Selling protection.
10:12Just like the example we say we sent with Boss Hall,
10:15spraying their fields with lime.
10:17Yeah, that's right.
10:19Heck, I clearly forgot you could fly a plane.
10:22There's one thing about crooks doing business with other crooks,
10:25you sometimes get a whole lot more than you bargained for.
10:28Trouble is, a lot of innocent people pay the price,
10:31like the Dukes and the good folks at Hazard.
10:33What do you reckon them fellas was up to?
10:34Boy, Uncle Jesse, I have no idea.
10:36The plane was right as rain.
10:38Oh, would you look at this?
10:39Bad news, bad news.
10:41Come on.
10:43All right.
10:46All right, you Dukes.
10:48You did it this time.
10:49You really did it.
10:51We did?
10:52Oh, they did.
10:53That means I'm holding all of you responsible.
10:55All of you.
10:55On the corner, you've ruined my farm.
10:57You destroyed my two-tents of crooks
11:00by crook-dusting them with lye.
11:02Boss, that's a lie.
11:03That's exactly what he said.
11:05It was lye.
11:06Roscoe, that's not what I meant.
11:07Wait a minute.
11:08It is too possible.
11:09Them two guys at the landing strip.
11:11That's right.
11:11We was wondering what they was doing.
11:13Well, I bet they was mixing lye in with the pesticides
11:15that Daisy'd spray it on your property.
11:17Boss, it ain't our fault.
11:18Oh, yeah.
11:18I don't know about that.
11:19And I don't know nothing about no fellas
11:22mixing anything with anything.
11:23What I do know is that you sprayed my field.
11:27Daisy Duke, you sure did.
11:29And I'm holding you responsible along with Joe Ward.
11:32So, here are legal papers.
11:35And they're serving Ward and all you Dukes
11:37for all the damages you do.
11:38Now, hold on a second, boss.
11:40We ain't even seen your property.
11:41How do we know there's any damage?
11:42And even if what you say is true,
11:43you still got to give us time to prove
11:45that we weren't at fault.
11:46Oh, take all the time you want.
11:48Meanwhile, while you're taking your time,
11:50I'm going to take your vehicles, your plane,
11:52and this here farm as collateral
11:54against what you owe me.
11:56Roscoe, now, impound everything in sight.
11:58Everything.
11:59Uh, that's right, y'all.
12:00Now, you heard the man.
12:01He wants everything.
12:03Just give it to him.
12:05Here he goes.
12:05Oh, sweet!
12:10How you doing?
12:11Oh, sweet!
12:18Give me, man.
12:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:25no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:28no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:32no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
12:36no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
13:04you know riding with Bo and Luke would be every bit as exciting as wing walking with
13:20these
13:39How did he do that?
13:41Oh, like practice he's been having, chasing us around Hazard. Must have done some good.
13:46Ain't that them Dukes heading this way?
13:48Yeah, that's them all right. And that sheriff's right on their tail.
13:52Is that car from the air?
13:54Let's go get him.
14:00Let's go get him.
14:01Come on! Come on!
14:07Them Dukes turned around. They're following us.
14:10Yeah, and that sheriff's still behind them.
14:13Don't worry about a thing till I tell you.
14:19You better start telling me, because here they come.
14:26Come on! Come on! Come on!
14:28Come on! Come on!
14:29Come on!
14:30What do you know?
14:32I got an A.
14:34Now, it just so happened that patrol car number two, the anus at the wheel,
14:38was on patrol making the backwards sail.
14:40What in the world?
14:45Ain't no doubt that given half a chance,
14:48the general can catch or beat anything on the road.
14:50And this time, with no exception.
14:56There's a truck again, Amelia!
14:57There's a truck again, Bucket!
15:06There's a truck again, Bucket!
15:10Hey!
15:19I see it bad as it went here, don't it?
15:22Oh, good.
15:31Watch it, watch it.
15:33Oh, oh.
15:37Oh, no.
15:38Oh, no.
15:40Get it.
15:42Wait a minute.
15:43Wait a minute here.
15:44Listen, boss.
15:45These are the guys that were messing around with the plane.
15:47They're also the fellas that put that lie in there with the pesticides.
15:50Boss, I'm on a gun, Bush.
15:51Now, why do we want to go and do a thing like that for?
15:54Why don't you tell us?
15:55They don't have to tell you nothing.
15:57No.
15:57Now, why should they?
15:58I mean, this is just some story that you dukes have cooked up to get yourselves and Joe Ward off
16:03the hook.
16:04Oh, it is not, boss. It's the dang truth.
16:06Well, have you got any proof?
16:08Yeah, right here.
16:12How's that?
16:13Yeah.
16:14Oh, good.
16:15Will that do it for you?
16:16How's that for proof?
16:18Well, now, ain't no law against having a few bags of lie in your trunk.
16:22Well, no law at all.
16:24No, but there's enough you can arrest them on suspicion.
16:26Shoot, you got three witnesses. Some at the airfield before Joe's plane took off.
16:30Listen, wait a minute. You can't convict nobody without concrete evidence.
16:36We'll get you concrete evidence. We'll also find out who's at the bottom of this.
16:39Roscoe, are you going to arrest them? We're going to make a citizen's arrest.
16:42You can't make a citizen's arrest.
16:44Oh, yes, they can, sir.
16:46I beg your pardon, sir, but I learned that on the Metro squad.
16:48Anybody can make a citizen's arrest.
16:50So, are you going to cuff them and stuff them, or do we?
16:53Well, all right, all right, all right. Go ahead. Go ahead. Do it, Roscoe.
16:57We'll just add a false arrest suit to all them other lawsuits that these dukes are going to be wearing.
17:03Come on, Bo.
17:03All right.
17:14Wait a minute, Enos. Here, just take that thing, will you?
17:17All right. Come on. Come on. Get back off the roof. Go ahead.
17:20Come on. Come on. Come on.
17:27What the heck is boss talking about?
17:29For some reason, he's determined to pin this whole thing on us instead of on those guys.
17:34This is one of his scams.
17:35Don't make any sense.
17:38Oh, shoot. Let's get Daisy back to the field.
17:41All right.
17:41Come on. Come on. Come on.
17:43Come on.
17:50Listen, I'm going to tell you, you boys are dumber than Roscoe here for leaving all that lie in the
17:55trunk of your car for evidence.
17:57See, now them dukes ain't going to quit until they find out what's going on.
18:00You see, there's the flaw in the slaw. You know, talking about a citizen's arrest. Well, that would tie my
18:05hand.
18:05Well, you better find a way to untie them real quick.
18:09Because we got us a little tape of you two making that deal with us.
18:12What?
18:12Unless you want us playing it for everybody.
18:15I don't believe you. I don't believe you see the tape.
18:17You don't think we're dumb enough to carry it around with us, do you?
18:20You're just going to have to take our word for it.
18:22Or take your chances.
18:24You try anything like arresting us, and that tape gets mailed to the state police.
18:28All right. All right. All right. All right. We're going. We're going.
18:34Percy and Hector had boss and Roscoe over both barrels.
18:37Come on.
18:38And they had no choice but to let their prisoners escape.
18:41Them two is as slick as two eels in a lard bucket.
18:46Meanwhile, the Dukes had more crop dusting to do before digging into boss's scam.
18:53Trouble was, them two slicks were getting their own little scam off the ground.
19:07Hey! What's that?
19:09They had some fellas.
19:10It sure is.
19:11Sealing is plain.
19:38I thought those guys were supposed to be in jail.
19:41Yeah, they were supposed to be.
19:42Let's go find out why they're not.
19:46As Bo, Luke, and Daisy set out for hazard and a little talk with boss and Roscoe,
19:51Hector and Percy was using an old World War II abandoned emergency landing strip for their new business venture,
19:56which was going to really surprise boss.
19:58When he paid them off, he thought that they were gone for good.
20:02Enterprising, ain't they?
20:03Oh!
20:04Oh!
20:05Hey!
20:06Hi!
20:07Oh!
20:08You know, Roscoe?
20:09What?
20:10I can't tell you how relieved I am that that Percy and Hector are gone.
20:14Oh!
20:14Yeah, I mean, if they really did have a tape, they could have blackmailed you and me from now to
20:18Kingdom Come.
20:19Well, that's true.
20:20But they have gone, you know.
20:22Yeah.
20:22So don't you worry your fat little head about it.
20:24You just lie there and relax and think of all that money you're going to collect.
20:28Not to mention the Duke farm.
20:30Oh, yes!
20:31And the Duke farm!
20:32And the General Lee!
20:33Yeah!
20:33And the General Lee.
20:35You know something?
20:36That General Lee.
20:37I'll be glad to get my hands on that one.
20:39You know what I'm going to do?
20:39I'm going to take it down to the crusher.
20:41I'm going to yank it down there, and I'm going to give it...
20:44I'm going to...
20:45Who's there?
20:46A ghost!
20:46Didn't you read the sign on that door?
20:48It's Sears Private.
20:50Yeah, well, the badge on his shirt says Sheriff.
20:52That means he's a public servant.
20:53We're the public, ain't we?
20:54Yeah, and if you are a public servant, how come them crooks are running free after they
20:59sold Joe's plane, huh?
21:00Well...
21:01Oh, really?
21:02Listen.
21:02Yeah.
21:03I knew they'd have the tapes, but I didn't know they had Joe's plane, too.
21:05What tape are you talking about?
21:07Uh, none of your business.
21:08None of your business?
21:09What do you mean it's none of our business?
21:10None of it.
21:11Hold on.
21:11We promised Joe we'd take care of his plane and also take care of all his contracts.
21:14That makes it our business, don't it?
21:15Yeah, especially since you're suing us for something we didn't do.
21:18And them fellas did do.
21:19Not to mention what we came in here for in the first place.
21:22We made a citizen's arrest, and now those guys are running free.
21:25Now, what's going on, Roscoe?
21:26They're running free, uh, because they escaped.
21:30That's why they're running free.
21:31Oh, Roscoe.
21:32Well, that's your truth.
21:33I'll bet.
21:34Well, if they escaped, then how come you're in here pushing boss's fat around?
21:37Now, that's personal.
21:38We put out an APB on them.
21:39But let me just remind you, Dukes, of something.
21:42Uh, them fellas are suspects, but now, with their car and all their circumstantial evidence
21:46gone, uh, you citizens haven't got much of a case against them.
21:50That's right.
21:51Not even a little teeny teeny bit.
21:53Well, what about them stealing the plane?
21:54What do you call that?
21:55I call that hearsay evidence.
21:57Hearsay evidence.
21:59Now, wait a minute.
21:59We saw them do it with our own eyes.
22:00What the heck you call that?
22:01What I call that, I say evidence.
22:04Everything is just back to the way it was.
22:06Uh, Joe Ward and you Dukes are financially responsible for the damage you've done to my farm.
22:11And unless you can find some proof otherwise, I'm gonna sue the pants off you.
22:16That's right.
22:16We're gonna sue the proof.
22:17I mean...
22:18All right, we'll find your dang proof.
22:19Come on.
22:20Yeah, I just wanna say one thing to you, Roscoe.
22:22I can't believe you've been the sheriff's...
22:24Daisy, Daisy, you ain't worth it, son.
22:25Out, out, rip, Ralph.
22:28You just...
22:28What?
22:30Isn't that good news, Roscoe?
22:32It is?
22:33Yeah, yeah.
22:34What?
22:34Well, well, well, that Percy and Hector stole that plane.
22:37Well, them stealing the plane is nothing to laugh about.
22:40Oh, no, no.
22:41That means they must be miles and miles and miles away from you by now.
22:44And that means them Dukes ain't got a prayer in Hades of finding any proof that them fellas is working
22:51for me.
22:52Yeah, all they're gonna find is one big fat lawsuit.
22:57One big fat...
22:58Speaking of fat...
23:00One big fat...
23:00One big fat...
23:01Wait a minute.
23:02All right.
23:03One big fat...
23:04While Roscoe was working balls over, Percy and Hector were starting to work over the good farmers of Hazard County.
23:10Protection?
23:11From what?
23:12What do I need protection from?
23:15Hector, wanna give our friend here a little demonstration?
23:29Now, you see, that was flower that just dusted your field.
23:32Could have been something worse.
23:34Like that lye that fell all over Ball's hogs farm?
23:38You check with him.
23:40And I'll be back for that first protection payment.
23:50Y'all, I think we better tell Joe what happened, don't you?
23:52Oh, with that poor fella in the hospital getting over an operation?
23:56Yeah, he's right.
23:57Wouldn't do no good to worry him.
23:58What we gotta do is find a plane and catch them fellas.
24:02Uh, Shepherd of the Lost Sheep, Shepherd of the Lost Sheep, you out there, come back.
24:05This is Bo Peep, Uncle Jesse, what's up?
24:07That's what I'd like to know.
24:09Uh, what'd you find out about Joe's plane?
24:11Them fellas stole it and heaven knows where it is or where they are by now.
24:14Well, I'll tell you where they are.
24:16They're right here in Hazard running a protection racket.
24:19Now, something just happened.
24:20You better get over here right away.
24:22Where are you?
24:23We're coming around the corner right now.
24:29I just got a phone call over there from them fellas and they're running a protection racket right here in
24:35Hazard.
24:35What?
24:35Jesse told them how his phone had been ringing off the hook with farmers calling to ask if Hector and
24:40Percy had paid the dupe farm a visit and the threats that these fellas had been making.
24:44Hey, remember that tape that Roscoe mentioned?
24:46Maybe these guys got something on boss and they're holding it over his head or something.
24:50Could be.
24:52Sure seems like them crooks are just doing their own thing.
24:56You know, unless they're stopped, why not only Joe Ward and us stand to lose everything, but every farmer in
25:01Hazard County.
25:02Well, we know they're still in the county somewhere. All we got to do is find them.
25:06Let's go.
25:06I'm going.
25:07Keep going.
25:08Working.
25:09Off, off, off.
25:15The dukes all took off looking for Percy and Hector and old Joe Ward's stolen plane.
25:26All right.
25:27There, I'm dressed.
25:29All right, now.
25:30Oh, wait a minute.
25:31What do you think you're doing there?
25:32Oh, boss, I'm glad you're here.
25:33Listen.
25:34Take this little dude here.
25:35That's a Chinese thing.
25:36Put that on my shoulder and get that vapor lock out of there.
25:39Wait a minute.
25:40You were doing that to me.
25:41I ain't supposed to.
25:42Sheriff, you're shuffish.
25:43Shuffish to the core.
25:44Them fellas the dukes said was responsible for the lie dropped on your farmers.
25:47Lie?
25:47That's lies.
25:48All lies.
25:49No, sir.
25:49Not according to all the phone calls I've been getting down at headquarters from farmers all
25:52over the county.
25:53They got Joe Ward's planner threatening everybody to pay up and get the same thing you got.
25:57Are you kidding?
25:58They can't do that.
25:59No.
25:59They are.
26:00Oh, well, they got to be stopped.
26:01Yeah.
26:01I mean, if there's one thing I will not tolerate is anyone hurting any of my constituents.
26:06All right, Roscoe.
26:07You get out there with Enos.
26:09Oh.
26:09And you bring in them polkets on the duke.
26:11All right.
26:11Excuse me.
26:12Excuse me.
26:12Excuse me.
26:14Wait.
26:15Wait.
26:15Just a peek-picking minute here, boys.
26:16What?
26:17What?
26:17What about the tape, you know?
26:18Now, if Enos or the Duke boys get to that...
26:21Oh, the tape.
26:22Oh, I forgot about the tape.
26:23Yeah, I know.
26:24All right, all right.
26:24We got to get the tape.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Wait a minute.
26:27The hotel.
26:27Yeah.
26:28They said they were staying at the hotel, didn't they?
26:30Right.
26:30The Hazard Hotel.
26:31Well, all right.
26:31Come on.
26:32We just got to get out to that place.
26:33Turn it inside out and upside down till we find that tape.
26:36Right.
26:38Daisy, look.
26:39You and Uncle Jesse cover any possible spot they might have that plane stanched.
26:42Now, me and Bo are going to head over to Hazard Field.
26:44Well, it seems like they'd be smarter to keep the plane there, wouldn't they?
26:48Well, that plane engine don't run on air.
26:50We're going to have to fuel up sometime.
26:51That's right.
26:52And the only place they can get it, fellas, is at Hazard Field.
26:55Yeah, well, that makes sense.
26:56You got that right.
26:58Yes, sir.
26:58Bo and Luke's idea made all the sense in the world.
27:01Yeah, it just did.
27:01Problem was getting there in time.
27:03Come on, hurry up, huh?
27:05You got two or three more bombs to hit before the day is over.
27:08Take it easy.
27:08Take it easy.
27:09This is it.
27:13Hey, we got company.
27:15Let's do Duke boys again.
27:17All right, on time.
27:18Let's go get them.
27:20Get out of here now.
27:22Come on.
27:22Let's go.
27:22Let's go.
27:23Come on, speak up.
27:25Hey!
27:26Shhh.
27:27Shhh!
27:53Get around that next bin up there, when I say stop, you stop.
28:11You know, friends, quicker than a New York minute, I figure Bo and Luke are going to get
28:15very put out at them two dudes.
28:28You all right?
28:29I think so.
28:32Some fellas' folks never taught them not to play with matches.
28:35They never told them not to play with Dukes either.
28:36Let's go get them.
28:37All right.
28:50While Percy and Hector were pursuing a new career in agriculture, Roscoe set out to pay
28:55their hotel room a little visit, and to search for that tank while boss waited for him in
29:00the patrol car.
29:01Well, it was a short wait.
29:11Not because he found the tape right away, but because he found the wrong room.
29:15Come on!
29:16Oh, Roscoe!
29:17What?
29:17How dare you?
29:18It's expired.
29:20Huh?
29:20What are you doing?
29:21I'm giving you a ticket to order quick.
29:22Oh, no, you're not doing that.
29:23You've got to get back in that hotel.
29:25Okay, wait a minute.
29:27That was horrendous.
29:29Here.
29:30No, go ahead.
29:31Leave me.
29:32Just go ahead.
29:32Leave me.
29:33Uh.
29:43I'm coming.
29:47Uh.
29:48Yep.
29:49Uh.
29:50Jesse Duke here, shoot.
29:51It's your, uh, dime.
29:53And it's your farm.
29:55So lest you won't lie dumped all of it, you tell them nephews of yours to lay back
30:00and mind their own business.
30:02Do you read me, Grandpa?
30:03I ain't your grandpa, and I read you loud and clear.
30:06Now listen, if you think that...
30:08I don't like repeating myself, and I don't intend to.
30:14Well, now they've riled Uncle Jesse, which is right up there with nude skydiving and eating
30:19a rattlesnake head first when it comes to things that you ought not do.
30:26Meanwhile, Roscoe was not having much luck finding the right room.
30:30He always did have trouble reading numbers.
30:32Boss didn't get the tape, but he did get a bill for the damages.
30:36Go on there.
30:37I lost my hat.
30:38Oh, there it is.
30:40Well, that's...
30:41I appreciate it.
30:43That's a...
30:44Good grief.
30:45Come on.
30:47Come on.
30:47I'll go back in there and knock him on.
30:49Yeah.
30:49I love you too.
30:55When Bo and Luke returned to the Duke farm, Jesse had simmered down enough to tell them
30:59about Percy and Hector's telephone call.
31:01Oh, shoot.
31:02We better take their threats seriously, Uncle Jesse.
31:03They still got Joe's airplane.
31:04Well, threat or no threat, we just can't sit idly by and let Joe and all the farmers
31:09and Hazard lose everything they own.
31:11Yeah, we gotta stop them dead in their tracks.
31:12Well, you won't get any back talk out of me.
31:14Well, the question is, though, how are we gonna force their hand when they're sitting
31:17at the table with all the cards?
31:18Maybe we take a page out of their book.
31:20What do you mean?
31:21Well, they got a tape on boss.
31:22Let's get a tape on them.
31:23But how are we gonna find them?
31:25I'll tell you what.
31:27We let them find us.
31:28Uncle Jesse, how many farmers you figure they ain't got to yet?
31:31Well, the rate they've been going, three, four, maybe more.
31:35Well, you think you can get on the phone and narrow it down some?
31:37I can find out.
31:38Right, Daisy, remember that tape recorder you got for Christmas last year?
31:41Sure.
31:41You know what it is?
31:42Yeah, I did.
31:42We're gonna need it.
31:43What are we gonna need it for?
31:45It's gonna work great.
31:45You're gonna love this.
31:48Listen, there's just gotta be some way of all getting our hands on that Percy and that Hector.
31:52Well, the only way you can do that is to be a hazard farmer and just wait for them to
31:57call on it.
31:58But your place has already been hit, boss.
32:00That's right.
32:01Oh, wait a minute.
32:02That's it.
32:02What?
32:03That's it.
32:03You got it.
32:04What?
32:04Well, all we gotta do is find out which farm hasn't been hit on yet, and then we'd land wait
32:09for them there.
32:10Oh, yeah.
32:10So come on, let's get back to town and check out that list of complaints.
32:14Friends, I do believe there's soon to be a collision confrontation.
32:19Those two crooks just left Moses Baxley's place.
32:22They called Mr. Beamer, and he's expecting them at 2 o'clock.
32:25Well, don't give us much time.
32:26Let's go.
32:26It's some good work, man.
32:28Come on.
32:29Here we go.
32:30You got it.
32:31Yeah.
32:33The only people those guys have to get on is Ned Beamer.
32:37That's right.
32:37That's right.
32:37So that's where we'll nail them.
32:38Yeah.
32:39The only thing is, we gotta make sure that they don't get the drop on you first.
32:42Well, what if they haven't got the tapes on them?
32:43Well, then we're in luck, ain't we?
32:45Yeah.
32:45Yeah, but then we gotta keep them from getting to their tapes.
32:48All right, come on.
32:49Let's go.
32:49Let's get out there.
32:50Mr. Beamer, they ain't never seen him, Jesse.
32:57I think they'll think he's you.
32:58I don't know.
32:59You think it'll work?
33:00Yeah, sure it will.
33:01Daisy's gonna hide that tape recorder.
33:03It's got a good microphone on.
33:04I think it'll pick up the whole conversation.
33:05Now all Uncle Jesse's got to do is get them to admit to the whole racket.
33:09And we got them dead to rights.
33:10I'll get my shotgun.
33:11Hey, give me that pitchfork.
33:12Listen, they're gonna get here any minute.
33:13We better take cover.
33:14Best place to be in the barn.
33:16I'd say so.
33:33Well, Percy and Hector were showing up right on schedule.
33:36And just like Luke figured, they didn't know Jesse from Beamer.
33:39And went right into their pitch.
33:41Mr. Beamer?
33:42That's right.
33:43I guess you've been hearing about our protection services
33:46and some of the other farmers around Hazard by now, huh?
33:48Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard.
33:50I heard how you stole Joe Ward's airplane,
33:52arranged it to have J.D. Hogg's farm sprayed with lye,
33:54and then went to all the other farmers in Hazard County
33:57and told them to pay up or they'd get the same treatment.
33:59That's what I heard.
34:00That's about right, too, ain't it?
34:01You put it right down where it's at, old-timer.
34:05And now it's your turn.
34:06500 bucks is the price, and you got no worries.
34:10No 500.
34:11Then all this place is gonna be fit to grow as weeds.
34:15Now, if you're smart,
34:16you're gonna fall into line with all our other customers.
34:19And if you're smart,
34:20you're gonna get your hands about as high as they'll go,
34:23because Mr. Beamer right there is about to blow you into the next county.
34:28He's right, boy.
34:30Move it over here just a little bit.
34:32This way.
34:34Well, here come J.D. and Roscoe.
34:36For once in their lives, they got somewhere at the right time.
34:41Did you get the tape?
34:42I sure did, Uncle Jesse.
34:43Nice job.
34:44Do that.
34:46Oh!
34:48Let me handle this.
34:49Word.
34:50Yeah.
34:51Oh, hello!
34:53Whatcha going on here?
34:54Well, well, well, we were just passing through.
34:56What a coincidence.
34:57There they are, J.D.
34:59And, boss, we got a complete confession on this here tape.
35:02You're good.
35:03Including what happened to your farm?
35:04Yeah, and the stealing of Ward's plane.
35:06And that protection racket thing was running?
35:08Yes, I want you to take very good care of this tape, boss.
35:10Uh, talking about tape.
35:12Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, listen.
35:14I wouldn't say another word if I was you on the court.
35:16Anything you say now can be held against you in the court of law.
35:18That's right.
35:19Uh, uh, take them away, Roscoe!
35:22Boss, Roscoe, now hold on a second.
35:24Ain't you gonna search them?
35:25The last time they had a whole car full of evidence.
35:27Listen here, am I the sheriff or am I not?
35:30I'll search them when I get ready and that'll be back in town.
35:32Right.
35:32While you're at it, why don't you see if you can find that protection money
35:35and give it back to the people?
35:37And before you get charged with grand theft, where's the plane?
35:39I mean, it's out at that old World War II training strip.
35:43Yeah, all right, now you know.
35:44Come on, let's go.
35:45Get them in there.
35:46Come on, come on.
35:47Oh, boss, Roscoe, one other thing.
35:49No escapes this time, right?
35:50Whoa!
35:51No siree, Bob.
35:52There'll be no escape.
35:54Hey, come on, get out of here.
35:58Well, that takes care of that.
36:01Come on, we got work to do.
36:09I'm telling you, you boys really did it up good this time.
36:13You know, this little tape could put you both away for five or ten years.
36:18And the one we've got could do the same for you.
36:21So, um, what say we swap, huh?
36:25All right, all right.
36:25And on one condition, everybody gets his money back.
36:29That sounds fair to me.
36:31All right, yeah.
36:37Boss must be turning soft.
36:39Time was when he'd had them two slicks paying him for the tape.
36:47Hey, what are you boys trying to pull?
36:48Looks to me like they done pulled a gun.
36:50The man's right.
36:51Now pull over this side of the road, Sheriff.
36:53Don't y'all try no funny stuff.
36:55And turn them gumballs off.
36:56What?
36:57You just...
36:58All right, pull over right here.
37:00Right here, yeah, you're doing it.
37:01Right here.
37:02Out.
37:03Both of you.
37:03Yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute.
37:04I mean, there's some way we can work this out.
37:06You just work yourself out.
37:07Now.
37:08Yeah, yeah, all right, all right.
37:09Oh, now, huh?
37:11You just...
37:11You're serious about this, eh?
37:13You just...
37:13Out there.
37:15Oh!
37:16This...
37:16Wait a minute.
37:17Listen, don't scuff that vehicle.
37:19That's my sixth one this month.
37:21Listen here, let's talk, let's talk, huh?
37:23Bye, Hogg.
37:24Nice doing business with you.
37:26Oh, wait a minute!
37:27He dropped off!
37:29Hey!
37:31Come on, we're gonna have to hook it.
37:33Oh, good.
37:33Come on, we'll walk there.
37:35Hope they don't use the siren.
37:37Oh, my goodness.
37:38I don't know how many miles we're gonna have to go.
37:40Well, it's about 18.
37:42Oh, damn it.
37:43Oh, my feet are already getting...
37:44Well, it's only nine miles apiece.
37:50What, the elevators seem okay?
37:55Yeah.
37:59The other ones are all right.
38:00No harm's done.
38:02Well, we better fly her back to Hazard then.
38:05We've got a lot of work to catch up on.
38:06Let's go.
38:07Hey, Uncle Jesse.
38:08Why don't you go back with me?
38:10Oh, well, uh, Daisy, if it's all the same to you, I'm gonna stay here on the ground.
38:14Believe it or not, I feel safer in the general league.
38:17Come on.
38:19That'll be the day.
38:20That's what I say.
38:22Come on.
38:23Let's go, boys.
38:24Come on.
38:25Get right in there.
38:26Bye-bye.
38:27Bye, Daisy.
38:29Try to be careful.
38:30Yeah.
38:32Get a prop, everybody.
38:34We're good!
39:07Well, as Daisy took off in Ward's plane, Boss took off his shoes and massaged his aching feet.
39:12Oh!
39:14Oh, my, oh, my.
39:16Oh, my, oh, my.
39:17Oh, my, oh, my.
39:18Oh, good.
39:18You know, it's all your fault.
39:20What?
39:20This fix we're in.
39:21Oh.
39:22Yeah, I mean, I mean, couldn't you have checked on them crooks to see if they hit any weapons?
39:25Well, listen, maybe you ought to believe you're a little more selective on the type of crooks that you do
39:29business with.
39:30Well, let's not beat it to death.
39:31Well, goodness.
39:31The fact is, we've got to get ourselves back to hazard.
39:34Figure out a way out of this mess.
39:35Yeah, we'll go on back to hazard.
39:36What, what, what, what?
39:38No, no, no, no, no.
39:39No, no, no.
39:39No, no.
39:40No, da, da, da, da, da.
39:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:42Come on, come on.
39:43Good grief.
39:44This is, this is humiliating.
39:46Woo-hoo!
39:47Yeah!
39:48Oh, boy.
39:48Oh, boy.
39:49Oh, boy.
39:50Oh, boy.
39:50Oh, boy.
39:52Oh, boy.
39:52Oh, boy.
39:52Oh, boy.
39:53Oh, boy.
39:54Oh, boy.
39:57Oh, boy.
39:58Oh, boy.
40:01I heard a little bit of a salad.
40:02wedding, you never think of a dinosaur.
40:04Watch it.
40:04Watch that tree nut.
40:05As Rosco gave Vos a lift back to hazard, Percy and Hector were high with a sweet smell
40:10of success.
40:15Lous sheep.
40:16This is Poepep calling you.
40:17Are you out there?
40:18Yeah, you got lost sheep.
40:19Come on back, Poepepep.
40:20There's something kind of funny going on here.
40:23Rosco's car's heading for the county line.
40:25It's going to go back to Sharp County.
40:27That sure sounds strange.
40:29Hey, I'll tell you what's even stranger, Box and Roscoe ain't in the car.
40:33They're standing in the middle of Hazard Lane.
40:35Well, that's got to be them same two fellas.
40:38Roscoe's car is headed to the county line on Highway 14, fellas. Over.
40:42Yeah, 10-4, Daisy. You heard the lady. Let's go.
40:45I'm going to cut cross-country here.
40:58I'm going to cut cross-country here.
41:28That's because they're still a couple miles ahead of you.
41:31That's a pretty fair pace to go, even with the general.
41:34We had something faster.
41:36There ain't nothing faster than the general, you know that.
41:39I wonder if that rope ladder is still in that crop buster.
41:44What? Oh, now, you're kidding.
41:46I'd do it if I wasn't driving, you know that.
41:49Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?
41:51Uh, caller.
41:55Daisy, look, I don't think it's there, but, uh...
41:58Why don't you check and see if that rope ladder that Joe used to use for stunt flies is in
42:01the plane?
42:02Hold on.
42:04Yeah, Tim.
42:06Crazy.
42:07Uh, listen, Daisy, why don't you fly over the general lead and drop that ladder on out and fetch me?
42:13Now, wait a minute, Bo.
42:15I hope you're not thinking of doing what I hope you're not thinking of doing.
42:18Are you crazy?
42:20Bo, do you want to break it that same fool neck of yours?
42:22No way!
42:23Daisy, now, just come on over and do it, all right?
42:26I can't do it!
42:27Just come on, do it, all right?
42:28You just better know what you're doing, young man.
42:31Come on.
42:48It's guns.
42:59Be careful, yeah!
43:02Hey.
43:05Hey.
43:06Oh, my God.
43:41Them dudes gotta be whacked out of their minds.
43:43You're gonna kill them right out of the sky.
43:53Give me that gun.
44:01What the hell?
44:22We made it!
44:23Look!
44:24Both all right!
44:25Both all right!
44:26I'm just guessing!
44:28Ah, great.
44:30Phew, that was the easy part.
44:35Let's run, calm down.
44:37Oh, my God.
45:08Well, now,
45:09that's what I call a winged victory.
45:12Bo put out a call for ease.
45:17After the Dukes made sure that all the farmers in Hazard got their money back,
45:21they kept both tapes to make sure that Boss not only dropped his charges against them and Joe Ward,
45:26but made sure that Boss planted something.
45:29After all, Boss had a contract with old Ward to dust his farm for the rest of the season at
45:34double the price.
45:35And that was okay, because I was real happy to be back.
45:38So if any of y'all out there are interested in farming, come to Hazard and see how they do
45:43it.
45:44It's a real great place to grow, especially a family like the Dukes.
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