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00:01On the Dukes, the Dukes and Boss get together to try and stop a $10 million hijacker.
00:07You call keeping five people penned up civilized?
00:10Don't stand there, do something!
00:11You see, thank you to the nice hijacker.
00:18Shake him off!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a two modern-day Robin Hood
01:26Yee-haw!
01:45When Bo and Luke Duke have to go to town
01:47Well, they usually take the back roads to avoid traffic
01:52Of course, sometimes the traffic decides to take the back roads, too
01:58Look!
01:59Where ahead?
02:08All right?
02:11Yeah!
02:13No thanks to them hot shots! Come on, let's get them!
02:17All right, no use!
02:18General ain't gonna move!
02:20We're gonna have to get out and push!
02:21Don't that beat all!
02:22Them guys dang near make a sin
02:23Would you out of us?
02:24We can't do a thing about it
02:26Well, they need
02:26Think about it
02:27Let's go!
02:46You want to talk to us, Mr. Thackeray?
02:48Loggins, you are an imbecile
02:51That little stunt you just caused back there
02:52Could have cost us ten million dollars
02:54But we were just timing the escape route
02:57Not a hazard like you ordered
02:58Nonetheless, you should have given the right away
03:00To that orange car
03:01Which belongs, I remind you, to those two young men
03:05Named Duke
03:06Duke?
03:07Yes
03:08We're supposed to pick him up at three o'clock
03:09Well, not now
03:11Gentlemen, I'm warning you
03:12This job was planned like a military operation
03:16And I will not tolerate the slightest error
03:18Is that understood?
03:20Yes, sir
03:21Good
03:21Then get me those photographs
03:23And bring them to me at the command post
03:25As quickly as possible
03:27Pick up the Dukes at three o'clock
03:29Well, sounds like old Bo and Luke
03:31Are going to have a full day ahead of them
03:36By the time Bo and Luke got generally cranked and cooking
03:40That Thackeray dude's men
03:41Was taking pictures of Boss Hogs Bank by the bushel
03:44And it ain't cause it's an architectural wonder
03:47It's plumb ordinary
03:51Hey, isn't that that orange car we run in the ditch?
03:54Yeah, we got enough pictures of the bank and the escape route
03:56Let's clear out of here
03:57Right on time
03:59Right on time
03:59Right on time
04:01Hey, Paul, look over there at the bank
04:03Don't those guys look familiar?
04:05Well, you're right
04:06Them two guys almost clobbered us
04:07Well, let's go
04:08Come on, man
04:24Now, y'all may have noticed that the hazard folks don't think this is too much out of the ordinary
04:29It takes a lot to stir them up
04:48Well, they're keeping right up with us thinking you can shake them?
04:50Why should we?
04:52We better change plans and pick them up now
04:54Come on
05:01Looks like their agent's acting up
05:03Well, he's not a pity
05:13All right
05:15Come on, get out of there
05:16Come on, get out of there
05:16We're making a citizen's arrest
05:18All right, now get out of there
05:21We got it backwards, country boy
05:23We ain't going anywhere with you
05:24But you're coming with us
05:26Well, we can forget the whole thing
05:28Shut up and get in the back seat
05:29Maybe we were a little hasty?
05:30Uh, listen, we...
05:32We can forget the whole thing
05:34We can forget the whole thing
05:34I didn't want to come after you
05:35It was his or I...
05:36Well, come on
05:36Now, if you think the boys are in trouble
05:39It ain't nothing compared to what's just about to happen at the boar's nest to the rest of the dukes
05:43Uh, waitress
05:45Over here, please
05:52Anything wrong?
05:53Well, never in my life have I had such a wretched libation
05:57And here I've been calling it beer
05:59Is that what you call this swill?
06:01Well, then bring me something in a bottle
06:03And I'll open it
06:04Yes, sir
06:08Hey, Daisy
06:10Uncle Jesse, what are you doing here?
06:12Well, I got your message about needing a ride home
06:14So I come to pick you up
06:15I don't need a ride home and I didn't send you any message
06:18Well, then who did?
06:19I did, Mr. Duke
06:22I didn't want you to become a source of trouble when Daisy failed to come home after the luncheon trade
06:27How'd you know our name?
06:28Well, let's call it research
06:29I know absolutely everything about your quaint little hazard county
06:32Well, why would anybody research hazard county?
06:36Well, let's call the motive greed, sir
06:39Peters
06:39I tell you
06:40This is turning out to be one strange day in Hazard
06:44And that's strange
06:45Just be careful with that, son
06:47I think it's time we summoned our host, Mr. Hogg
06:50As we discussed
06:51My pleasure
06:54Now that's a summons
06:55All right, wait a minute
06:56You can't do that
06:58I don't allow no target practice in this here establishment
07:00Uh, J.D., he's, uh
07:02Not target practicing
07:05Don't shoot, don't shoot
07:07You don't want this
07:08It's just monopoly money
07:11Jesse, don't stand there, do something
07:13Well, we're all in the same boat, J.D.
07:17Mr. Hogg, I assure you
07:19We haven't the slightest interest in the paltry proceeds of this miserable establishment
07:23Oh, well, if you're saying what I think you're saying
07:26You're saying you ain't interested in this here money, am I?
07:28That's correct
07:29All right, then
07:31Just exactly what do you want?
07:32In due time, Mr. Hogg
07:34Would you please sit down now?
07:36All right
07:36All of you, please
07:54Look at there
07:55Phase two's right on schedule
07:56What would you expect from Mr. Packery?
08:00You guys sure you got the right place?
08:02I mean, the beer's cold, the food's bad
08:04It's pretty, pretty
08:05No, nothing
08:06Hey, Duke boy
08:07Let him go
08:09Oh, ain't you never learned how to do that right?
08:11Loggers, take his knife for him
08:12Let's go
08:13Let's go
08:18Hey, Slim
08:18Sit down
08:20Sit down
08:20Slim who?
08:21Oh, thank you
08:23Your love
08:24All right
08:26Hey
08:27Hey
08:28Hey
08:28Well, well, well
08:30We're two extra guests, I see
08:32Bo and Luke Duke, isn't it?
08:34Yeah, what's it to you?
08:35Well, we'd have photographs of everyone who might be affected by this operation
08:39Taken without notice, of course
08:40Huh
08:41You weren't supposed to bring them here for another hour
08:43I had to bring them in early, Mr. Thackery
08:44They saw us taking pictures of the bank
08:46Oh, taking pictures, is that what you were doing?
08:48You know, I thought you were looking for another car to run off into a jet
08:50Gentlemen, gentlemen
08:51Please, please
08:53At least try to act civilized
08:56Civilized?
08:57You call keeping five people penned up civilized?
09:00How long are you gonna keep us here?
09:02Only as long as it takes the armored car from Atlanta to get to Mr. Hogg's bank here this afternoon
09:06You're gonna hijack it?
09:08Of course
09:09Now listen, you're just wasting your time
09:11Let me tell you
09:12All that truck is dropping off is $2,000 in small chains for my penny, okay?
09:17That sure ain't gonna go far split in four ways
09:20Now, Hazard's only the first stop
09:22You see, the car will also be transferring funds from the Federal Reserve Bank in Atlanta
09:27To Charlotte, North Carolina
09:29Ten million dollars
09:32Ten...
09:33Ten million dollars?
09:35Not bad for a couple hours' work
09:37Provided you can get away with it
09:39Yeah, well, which they won't
09:40On a corner, Hazard just able to have the best loved men in the South
09:45Oh, I know it
09:46Roscoe P. Coltrade and Cletus Hogg
09:49And I just happened to have both of them in my pocket
09:57Meanwhile, Hazard County's finest was keeping their lawful vigil
10:01Did you see that flash?
10:03That was a humongous splash
10:04Fighting the forces of evil and crime and awful
10:08Keeping Hazard safe for democracy
10:13Now, y'all watch
10:15Cause this one is really slick
10:18Uh, Roscoe, uh, Cletus
10:19This is J.D. Hogg calling to ya
10:22Uh...
10:23I got him, I got him
10:23You two doodos got your ears on
10:25Here he comes
10:25Come back
10:26Oh, oh, oh, look at that one
10:27Look at that
10:30Look at that
10:31Uh, yeah, uh, boss
10:33This is Roscoe, I'm here
10:34Uh, me too, cousin boss
10:35What can I do for ya?
10:36Get over here to the boss nest on the double
10:38It's an emergency
10:38No, make that on the triple
10:40It's a double emergency
10:41Uh, well, that's a quadruple affirmative
10:43Uh, we're on our way
10:44Me two four ten ten four
10:46Thor me two ten hike
10:59Say, that sounds like me
11:00But you can't do that
11:02Don't you know it's against the law to impersonate a county official?
11:05Oh, on the contrary, sir
11:06Don't you recognize your own voice?
11:09My own voice?
11:10Now, wait a minute
11:11I never recorded them exact sentences for you and nobody
11:13In a way you did, boss
11:15I did
11:16Only each one of them words must have come out of your mouth at a different time
11:20You must have been monitoring his CB for months to be able to put together a tape like that
11:23Mm-hmm
11:24Well, I guess we didn't fool you boys at all
11:28Fortunately, the sheriff and his deputy aren't that smart
11:31Oh, that's a fact
11:34Y'all know how some folks sweat when they get nervous?
11:37Well, sweating makes boss hungry
11:44Well, old Roscoe and Cleetus fell for it
11:47They started racing to see which one could get back to boss first
12:15Well, the Dukes ain't about to let Thackery knock over that armored car
12:18But the only ones left to help the Dukes escape is Roscoe and Cleetus
12:23Now you know the Dukes are in trouble
12:30You cow chip, you scuff my fender and it's gonna come out of your page
12:34Not when cousin boss sees that I'm the first one next to his side in this hour of need
12:37It's not
12:50Borsque, we got here just as soon as we could
12:52Dukes a trap
13:17Come on.
13:34How'd you like to be dropping by for a big orange
13:37and walk in on this.
13:58I'm sorry to interrupt your fun, gentlemen.
14:02The bullets in this weapon are small, but just as deadly.
14:07Now, if you'll forgive a cliché, hands up.
14:13You two.
14:17Let's split them up.
14:20Take Roscoe, Cletus and Hogg there and take them into that office.
14:24Excuse me, sir, but could I take my dog?
14:27Good heavens. Just as long as you keep them out of the way.
14:30Oh, you see, thank you to the nice hijacker.
14:34Don't go gouging me with that gun. I'll knock you in the middle of that.
14:41Come on, don't wait.
14:42Rusty, get over there.
14:44Sir.
14:47This is the hardest $10 million I've ever had to earn.
14:50Well, I wouldn't count on spending it. You ain't got your hands on it yet.
14:55Well, I admire your spirit, Mr. Duke, but fortunately we haven't overlooked a single detail.
15:02Excuse me. That's me.
15:07Here.
15:08Confident cuss, ain't he?
15:10Well, the way things been going, he's got a right to be.
15:12Sure does.
15:14Now, folks, this is what the fuss is about.
15:16The booty's in the bag and headed to Hazard, and Thackeray's plan is ticking along like a railroad watch.
15:22One driver and one guard, both new men.
15:24Well, it's nice to hear my information was correct.
15:27You keep calling us at every checkpoint.
15:32That means the armored car is due to arrive in exactly two hours and forty-nine minutes.
15:39Now, if you all behave until that time, no one will be harmed.
15:48You point the shield.
15:51Would you two mind sitting down over there, please?
15:54Well, I'd mind it.
15:55Well, no, I wouldn't.
15:57It'd be comfortable sitting.
15:58Me too, huh?
15:59I know, Mr. Hart.
16:00I need your services here at the desk. Sit down.
16:04Yeah, sit down.
16:06Now, get me the radio station.
16:08Huh? The radio station?
16:09Yes, and when you talk, talk as if everything were delightful.
16:12Delightful?
16:13Delightful?
16:14Well, anything you want, you'll get.
16:15Delightful it is.
16:17Hello, Mabel.
16:18This is J.D. Hogg.
16:19Say hello from Roscoe.
16:21Hello from Roscoe.
16:22Hello from Roscoe.
16:23How am I?
16:24Oh.
16:25Oh, I'm delightful.
16:26Yeah, everything's delightful.
16:30Say, would you just put me through to my delightful radio station?
16:35Now, when they come back, tell them that you want them to pat you into the transmitter.
16:42Oh, hello, Peabody.
16:43This is J.D. Hogg.
16:45Say, patch me into the transmitter.
16:48Well, I don't care if you're out broadcasting.
16:50Just patch me in.
16:51And I mean now.
16:53It's a matter of life and death.
17:02Oh, damn it.
17:04Oh.
17:05Am I patched in?
17:06I'm patched in.
17:07Yeah.
17:09Read this.
17:10Um.
17:13Uh, my fellow Hazardites, this is your County Commissioner, J.D. Hogg, bringing you an important public service announcement.
17:22Mm.
17:24Due to a sudden invasion of the Abyssinian fruit fly, the Department of Agriculture is conducting an aerial insect spray
17:33in this afternoon.
17:35All residents must evacuate the town of Hazard by three o'clock this afternoon under penalty of law.
17:43Ooh.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I can feel those fruit flies already.
17:47Are you kidding me?
17:48No self-respecting fruit fly to attack a body like that.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Well, how was that?
17:54Ooh.
17:54Is that delightful enough?
17:55That was wonderful.
17:56Would you mind doing it again?
17:58Yeah.
17:58Well, yeah, all right.
18:00That fellow Thackeray is really smart.
18:03I mean, he's making sure there's nobody in town to stop him when he hits that arm of a trap.
18:06Well, listen, I know that it may be taking a chance, but we'd best get over to Choctaw County and
18:10talk to Sheriff Little, huh?
18:12Well, they're watching us too close now.
18:15Maybe they're counting on all of us staying together.
18:18When the right break comes, I'll try to slip out a little, all right?
18:21Now, y'all know that everybody in Hazard ain't gonna buy that,
18:25but enough will to create confusion and diversion and thin out the square, which was Thackeray's plan.
18:32That was really very well done, Mr. Hogg.
18:35How does it feel to be an accessory to a $10 million hijack?
18:39Wait a minute.
18:40I ain't no accessory.
18:41I never was, and I never would be.
18:44I think you'll find that very difficult to prove to the authorities after broadcasting that false evacuation notice.
18:51Excuse me.
18:52Could I ask you a little bitty favor?
18:54Could I take Flash for a little walk?
18:56I'm afraid she's gonna have to wait.
19:00Can't wait.
19:01See, this is a humongous emergency.
19:03You see, when Flash has to go for a walk, well, she gives me a signal.
19:07You know, I can see it in her eyes.
19:08In fact, uh, you can look into her eyes, you can see they're getting awful teary.
19:12Will you get that smelly beast away from me?
19:14Get back in that office.
19:15Well, I just...
19:16Well, I'm not responsible for her crying on boss's poop here.
19:22Flash gives me an idea.
19:23It's now or never.
19:25Uh, say there, partner.
19:26I wonder if it'd be all right if I went in there.
19:28No!
19:30No!
19:30No!
19:31No!
19:43Ah!
20:02Here's Luke Duke calling Sheriff Little of Chickasaw County.
20:06Sheriff Little of Chickasaw County, this here's a mayday.
20:08Mayday, come back.
20:10That's too bad, Mr. Duke.
20:12You should know you have to be on the other side of Iron Mountain to reach Chickasaw County.
20:17A couple of minutes.
20:19Of course, you'll be there in a few miles.
20:21But if you're not back here in three minutes, three minutes of radio silence,
20:26your Uncle Jesse will become your late Uncle Jesse.
20:31Dang it!
20:34All right, I'll read you loud and clear.
20:37I'll see you in three minutes.
20:49With Luke back in Thackeray's hands,
20:51it's beginning to look like there's only one Duke left
20:54to stop the hijacking of that armored car.
20:56General Lee.
20:58General Lee.
21:00Reckon what he's doing here.
21:06There you are.
21:07Hey, y'all.
21:08Hey.
21:09Look, I found a general on the road in the hot wire and got him going,
21:12went by y'all's place.
21:13We weren't nobody there.
21:14So I come up here and don't reckon that was a very good idea.
21:19No, it wasn't, Cooter.
21:21Why don't you grab a chair, sit down, have some popcorn.
21:23We'll tell you all about it.
21:24Yes, welcome, sir.
21:26Welcome.
21:27Very nice to have you with us.
21:30While you're all waiting, please feel free to plan an escape.
21:34I only remind you that all of my associates are expert marksmen.
21:41Show him, boys.
21:47Say, what's going on out here?
21:51Four bottles of my best imported brew.
21:54Get back in here.
21:55Smash!
21:56Smash the smithereens!
21:57Don't you go scuffing my little fat buddy.
22:00Yeah, well, it's all your fault.
22:01What?
22:02I'll take the cost of them busted bottles right out of your pee.
22:05Wait just a pee-picking minute.
22:07I didn't bust those bottles.
22:08No?
22:08No.
22:09Well, listen, if you'd done your job and not got caught,
22:11them fellas out there'd be in jail.
22:13They're not breaking up my establishment.
22:15Listen, boss.
22:16I don't think it's going to matter to either one of us anyway.
22:19You know what I mean?
22:31Last will and testament of Rush Coopie Cootring.
22:38Look at that, Flash.
22:40I'm going to leave you everything.
22:41Good.
22:42I ain't got nothing.
22:49Meanwhile, $10 million was headed for Hazard.
22:53And Thackeray's man was keeping track of every sin of it.
22:56The armored car just passed.
22:57Right on schedule.
22:58Back at the boar's nest,
23:00old Luke was homing in on a way to escape.
23:02There was only 80% suicide,
23:04which was a 20% improvement.
23:06We did last time.
23:07Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
23:09I'm holding a gun on Uncle Jesse, and I just...
23:12The way to do it is to escape without them knowing we've escaped.
23:16Oh, sure.
23:16What are we going to do?
23:17Just wave a magic wand and disappear from the boar's nest?
23:21Speaking of disappearing,
23:23one time me and old J.D. was running shine down the South Fork,
23:27and some revenuers fell in the back of us.
23:30I love these stories.
23:31Well, old J.D., he just turned them every way but loose.
23:34We lost them, and we ended up here.
23:36This was a warehouse in them days,
23:38and J.D. used to store his whiskey here,
23:39and I thought he was crazy bringing them here.
23:42Well, anyway, they's out there pounding on the door,
23:45trying to break the chains, trying to get in,
23:47and old J.D. and me were up on the ridge watching them.
23:50Wait a minute.
23:51How'd you get up on the ridge from here?
23:52Well, we went out through a...
23:58tunnel.
24:00Tunnel.
24:00J.D. had a tunnel here.
24:05He's right over there.
24:06I wonder where the supply room is now.
24:09Well, all right.
24:11All we got to do is get into that supply room,
24:13and we can be home free.
24:14That's all we got to do.
24:15Why ain't you going to do it?
24:19Look, if you and J.D. can figure a way
24:21to make them think it's their idea to throw us in there,
24:25me and Bo will get them riled enough to do it.
24:28All right.
24:30You and Bo start riling.
24:32I'll let J.D. know what's coming down.
24:35It'd be a pleasure.
24:36Uh, if you don't mind, I'd like to talk to my friend J.D.
24:40This here?
24:41He says you don't.
24:43Uncle Jesse, I think you better listen to him.
24:45He's just looking for an excuse to use that gun.
24:48Well, I figure he's going to use it anyway before this day's over.
24:52There's a few things I'd like to say to J.D. before I meet my maker.
25:01What's it going to be?
25:04Let him go.
25:12J.D., you don't like we're going to get out of this.
25:16But you and me have known each other since you was knee-high to a grasshopper.
25:20Yep.
25:21There we have, Jesse.
25:22And I want to say you're the meanest, greediest, back-bitingest human being ever to hole up
25:28in Hazard County.
25:30Well, now, Jesse, this ain't exactly the time and place for flattery, is it?
25:33No, it ain't the time for that.
25:35But there was a time when you was a loyal member of the Ridge Runner Society and we was running
25:42shine together and you helped me escape from the feds.
25:47You remember that?
25:48Well, that's how I want to remember you, helping people escape.
25:54Yes, sir.
25:56I'm really touched.
25:59Let's shake on her, J.D.
26:07Did y'all see how old Jesse kept two fingers tucked in during that old Ridge Raiders handshake?
26:12Well, that means trouble.
26:14And since Jesse was talking about escape, it ought to remind boss of that tunnel underneath
26:18the boar's nest.
26:21Something better happen soon, because that bridge at Chickasaw Crossing is the halfway point
26:26for that armored car.
26:28From now on, it's all downhill to Hazard.
26:31I'm on the way.
26:36My pleasure.
26:40Well, it's all said if J.D. can remember what the distress signal is.
26:47Well, we'll find out right quick.
26:50Say, Daisy, just waiting for the axe to fall is mighty dry business.
26:56You don't mind drawing us four of them boar's nest specials, do you?
27:00Well, sure, if it's all right with you, Mr. Thackeray.
27:04I'd be my guest.
27:06Four boar's nest specials coming up.
27:10Well, I'll just go get them.
27:12Maybe it's all right with you.
27:15One, two, three, four.
27:20Go bird, boys.
27:31Give me that gun, you know, buddy.
27:33Come on, keep it right now.
27:38Man, I just hate it when Daisy's in trouble.
27:51I don't know what you're supposed to get caught, remember?
28:03Gotcha.
28:04There you go.
28:05Hey!
28:06Wouldn't do that if I was you.
28:09Cover him, Peters.
28:11Very wise decision, gentlemen, to stay right where you are.
28:19Bring him inside.
28:22She sure had us.
28:27Well, we didn't make it, Uncle Jesse.
28:36All right, Thackeray, let her go, or I'm going to be all over you like a chicken on a Junebug.
28:41I'm all right, Uncle Jesse.
28:42Please don't start anything with this guy.
28:45Well, that's a commendable idea, Mr. Duke.
28:48Perhaps you could teach it to your cousins here.
28:49Oh, yeah?
28:51Say, listen.
28:52There ain't no way nobody could ever teach them Duke boys nothing.
28:54No how.
28:55They've been causing trouble ever since they was born.
28:58Thank you for letting me put my two cents worth in here, Mr.
29:00Mr., uh, Mr., uh, what's-your-name.
29:03And thank you for giving me a chance to tell these roughnecks that we could all have been killed while
29:07they was trying to escape for the second time.
29:09And we almost made it, too.
29:11That's right.
29:11See, that thing ain't learned a thing.
29:13They're dangerous.
29:14I want them two boys locked up and locked up now for my own good.
29:17And everybody who agrees with me, speak up.
29:19I'm with you, J.D.
29:20Just go ahead, lock them up.
29:22What?
29:22Uncle Jesse?
29:23How could you go against your own kin like that?
29:26Because outside of you, they's the only things I got, and I want them cooled off fast.
29:30Oh, you can't mean that, Uncle Jesse.
29:32That goes against the grain of everything you ever taught us.
29:34So what if it does?
29:36You're all I got.
29:37I want you alive and safe.
29:39I'm beginning to feel we should have made the command post in the county jail.
29:42Well, listen, listen.
29:43I got something better than that, Mr., uh, uh, look here.
29:46Here, uh, lock them in my supply room.
29:49That's it.
29:49I mean, there's only one door, and here's the only key.
29:57All right.
29:58Take care of it.
29:59They're giving us enough trouble already.
30:01Uncle Jesse.
30:03All right, I'm going.
30:04I can't believe this.
30:06Turn it again, Doug.
30:09Well, as they say in Hazard, old dogs do the best tricks.
30:17Thanks a lot.
30:18We'll remember that.
30:19You boys are getting off lucky.
30:21Next time you might not get off, it's easy.
30:23If there is a next time.
30:28Nice fella.
30:29Real sweetheart.
30:31Our old Uncle Jesse sure did a heck of an acting job, didn't he?
30:34Well, boss didn't do too bad either.
30:36I suppose you better find that trap door.
30:38Where do you want to start looking?
30:40Well, the way our luck's been running, it's bound to be under that mess over there.
31:12Come on, let's get him out of here.
31:14Phase three.
31:15On your feet, Sheriff.
31:16You're coming with me.
31:17Uh, listen, I haven't finished my will yet.
31:20How do you spell bequeath?
31:21I don't.
31:21You don't?
31:22Let's go.
31:23Well, listen, I gotta say goodbye to Belvedere's.
31:26No tears, no regrets.
31:28The dumb biscuits are in the icebox.
31:31Looks like old Flash is being sure that will is signed.
31:34I'll tell you, I must be getting older.
31:36Meanwhile, Bo and Luke was having to move a ton of grits to find the trap door.
31:41Here it is.
31:42They're lucky they didn't have to move the canned gravy.
31:44Now, time.
31:47Must have moved.
31:47I'm telling these grits, trying to find it.
31:50Oh, dang, the thing's nailed shut.
31:53What are you doing?
31:55Oh, you ain't got knives to pry the nails out.
31:57I figure belt buck will be the next best thing.
31:59Come on, give me a hand.
32:01Hey.
32:01All right.
32:10Now, here it is.
32:12This is your Russian.
32:13Oh, Peter Colbert.
32:15Give me your last warning, people of Hazzard.
32:18Get off the streets before it's too late.
32:22The Abisacian fruit fly spraying is about to begin.
32:25How long am I going to have to do this?
32:27You know, I'm getting hoarse.
32:29Hog's broadcast seemed to work real good.
32:31I ain't assigned anybody on the street.
32:33Ain't nobody on the street.
32:35We won't be needing this any more, then will we?
32:39Or this either.
32:40Oh, that's my CB.
32:42That's...
32:43Oh.
32:44Jumping G hush of them.
32:45What are you worried about?
32:46It's all county property.
32:47That ain't what I'm worried about.
32:49It's my will.
32:50I can't remember whether I left flesh to mama or mama to flesh.
32:56By the time Roscoe got back to the boar's nest,
32:59the armored car was just about at the point of no return.
33:02And right into Thackeray's trap.
33:05Listen, you're scuffing my arm.
33:08Oh, don't do that.
33:09There's no call for that.
33:11Don't handcuff me to him.
33:13That's more like it.
33:14We don't want two sheriffs meeting that armored car,
33:16much less two boss hogs.
33:18Oh, what are you talking about?
33:19Maybe couch ships like Roscoe come dime a dozen,
33:22but there's only one TD hog.
33:26Until now.
33:27What?
33:28Oh, my goodness.
33:30Look at that.
33:30He looks just like me.
33:32Old boss needs to see his eye doctor.
33:34Or his mirror.
33:35Boss, how come there's two of them that look like you and me?
33:38How come?
33:39Yeah.
33:39Well, use your brain if you got one.
33:42I mean, who else meets that armored truck
33:44every time it comes to my bank?
33:45Oh, you again?
33:47Mm-hmm.
33:47But you and me, we sure ain't gonna meet at this time.
33:50Not in the flesh.
33:51No.
33:51That's right.
33:52And unless somebody does something,
33:54that Federal Reserve Bank's gonna be out $10 million
33:57and ain't gonna be nobody left alive
33:59to tell them what happened.
34:01All right.
34:02Attention, all of you.
34:04If you all behave yourselves,
34:06you'll be out of here in an hour.
34:08If you don't,
34:10I hardly need to tell you what'll happen.
34:21While Thackery was racing that armored car into town,
34:24old Bo and Luke was finally getting out of the start.
34:27There we go.
34:29Yes.
34:31Come on.
34:32All right.
34:34All right.
34:35I thought he was never gonna make it.
34:36He had that nail tighter in the coffin lid.
34:39I guess it's the wrong word to use, huh?
34:41Yeah, come on.
34:44Boy, I'll bet there's fighters down there.
34:49That armored car is sure making good time,
34:52and Thackery's man is clocking every second of it, Ted.
34:58Hey, Bingo.
35:00All right.
35:01Here.
35:03Where's the thing?
35:04Get it over here.
35:06Did you get it?
35:07Yeah.
35:07Sucker up.
35:09All right.
35:09Here we go.
35:12Which way do you think it is?
35:14Well,
35:14unless I miss my bets this way.
35:16Come on.
35:17All right.
35:25What are you trying to do?
35:26Take the food out of my mouth?
35:27No, I'm trying to itch my nose.
35:32Oh, great.
35:34Wouldn't you know it?
35:34The only way out that's all walled up.
35:36Well, if we're gonna stop that hijacking,
35:38we're gonna have to start digging.
35:39Well, sure.
35:40Start digging with what?
35:40We'll use our belts again?
35:41Look around.
35:44Luke, you're gonna make so much noise,
35:46they're gonna hear us up there.
35:48You got something there.
35:50Well, look.
35:51Uncle Jesse and boss
35:52must know that we're in here by now.
35:54Maybe they'll be listening real close.
35:57What good is that gonna do?
35:58Well, this cave runs right underneath the bar.
36:01Now, if they hear something,
36:02maybe they'll figure out we're in trouble
36:03and do something to cover us.
36:04Come on.
36:05Let's go!
36:09What was that?
36:11It's somebody knocking on the floorboards.
36:13The boys letting us know they're in the tunnel.
36:16Quiet.
36:18Listen,
36:19there ain't nothing compared to the noise we're gonna hear
36:21when they tried to break through that concrete wall
36:23at the end of the tunnel.
36:25Concrete wall?
36:26When'd you put that?
36:27Why didn't you say something?
36:29Well, I just remembered.
36:30Besides, I couldn't tell you nothing about it in there,
36:32couldn't I?
36:34Well, if they hear them,
36:36they're gonna catch them sure as the world.
36:39Well, they ain't gonna hear them
36:40because we're gonna do something about it.
36:42Well, I don't know about y'all,
36:44but this waiting around is just driving me bonkers.
36:46I'm gonna dance.
36:51Come on, Uncle Jesse.
36:52Yeah.
36:53Hold on.
36:55They read us loud and clear.
36:57Let's start digging.
36:58All right.
36:58Look out there.
37:00Yahoo!
37:06Wait a minute, wait a minute.
37:07Let me cut in here.
37:08The drops going on should make a lot more noise
37:10than you can.
37:11You know what I mean?
37:12Come on, Uncle Jesse.
37:13Hands loud, hands loud.
37:15Wait a minute.
37:16Come on, Doug.
37:17We are waiting.
37:18Yahoo!
37:20Hey, hey, hey.
37:21Hey, hey, hey.
37:23Hey, hey, hey.
37:23Bring your money.
37:24Sweet.
37:26Hey, hey, hey, hey.
37:27Hey, hey, hey.
37:28Hey, hey, hey.
37:28Hey, hey, hey.
37:29Hey, hey, hey.
37:30Hey, hey, hey.
37:30Hey, hey, hey, hey.
37:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
37:34Hey, hey, hey.
37:34Woo-hoo!
37:35If you want to dance,
37:36that's another girl, will you?
37:39By now, Thackeray was already
37:41planning his next job,
37:42taxes being what they are, you know.
37:45And the armored car was hurrying
37:47to dump that $10 million in his lap.
37:55All right.
37:56Son of a gun.
37:56It's only going to be a couple of minutes now.
37:58Please, help!
38:03All right.
38:04All right.
38:04Dang it.
38:05All right.
38:06Woo!
38:07Woo!
38:09Woo!
38:10Woo!
38:11Woo!
38:13Woo!
38:13Woo!
38:14Something's wrong.
38:15Dennis, you check the supply room.
38:16The rest of you just stay right where you are.
38:18Uh-oh.
38:19Uh-oh.
38:20Uh-oh.
38:22Uh-oh.
38:24Uh-oh.
38:39All right.
38:42All right.
38:43Here's a couple of swings.
38:44We'll be able to swing right on through there.
38:46Well, not unless you can run faster
38:47than the bullet boys.
38:49Man, I tell you,
38:50the day they passed out, good luck.
38:52Old Bo and Luke must have been fishing.
39:01Now, why don't you just turn around,
39:03nice and slow.
39:08Let's go.
39:10No!
39:11Let's get out of there!
39:12Let's get out of there!
39:17Let's get out of there!
39:26You can go.
39:27Right here!
39:29Yeah.
39:30Let's get out of there!
39:33Oh!
39:33Oh!
39:34Oh!
39:34Oh!
39:34Come on!
39:35I've got the gun, Cooter. You can let him up now.
39:37We're just a purple-peat-frickin' minute.
39:40You ain't, man.
39:42I'm sheriff around here, and I'm the one who says for anybody to get up.
39:46All right, get up.
39:46Good, you all good.
39:48And sit down.
39:49Yeah, well, listen, Daisy, I say that, too.
39:51Just sit there.
39:52Just sit down.
39:54You all right?
39:55I'm worried about you.
39:55Oh, we're fine, but get that Thackeray fella.
39:57He's on his way to the bank.
39:58All right, sit down.
39:59Hey, we better go, too, huh?
40:00Yeah, let's do it. It might be a reward.
40:02Come on, let him go.
40:03Come on, ladies.
40:05Come on, let's go in the car.
40:10I gotta go.
40:12Come on, idiot.
40:15Well, I reckon we'll stay here with y'all.
40:24Get in here.
40:25Come on.
40:25Wait.
40:26You're scum on him.
40:27Let's go.
40:28Come on.
40:29Come on.
40:30Come on.
40:31Come on.
40:45Catch up to them after all this.
40:48Come on.
40:49Come on.
40:55I'm boss!
40:56Wait a minute.
40:58Follow the reel?
40:59Oh, I'll get over there.
41:00I'll follow the reel.
41:01Wait a minute.
41:19looks like the dukes are cutting it finer in a frog's hair because the armored car just drove up
41:28very well here we are again right on the box as usual
41:34well if you have that two thousand dollars and change your mind you can take it right in the back
41:57it's like they're gonna try and make a run for it don't you worry about it generally ain't even
42:01worked out of sweat yet
42:22wait a minute boss let me drive it all right you drive it oh don't you you're stuck with my
42:50oh great we ain't look at that you're driving uh they got just gonna duck
42:59you all right yes as long as i still see out this windshield up you see catching that armored car
43:04is easy the tricky part is not getting shot keep down look you still got a couple shots left
43:17all right all right that evens up the odds don't it yeah
43:27wait till they come abreast of us again no sweat
43:31it's like an army tank crushing a kid's scooter
43:35pull up alongside on the driver's side just as soon as i get ready
43:40all right pull up alongside
43:46all right
43:46all right
44:13well shake him off
44:30can't see but hit the brake
44:45you know that's the first thing bo's done right all day
44:50and that's how the duke family teamed up with their old enemy boss to prevent a bad day and hazard
44:55all right all right you in here you in there you in there and you
45:01thacker and his gang finally got one thing he didn't plan for in advance
45:05get in there you
45:06oh
45:07clean it
45:08we just well
45:10here
45:12why couldn't it have been the cia or the fbi
45:15even the state police
45:18would it be outwitted by a pair of
45:20country bumpkins it's humiliating shoot he was just lucky the dukes was having an off day
45:26it's humiliating
45:30old boss wasn't no longer off his feet
45:33things had gone so good well he got his appetite back
45:38the armored car company was so grateful to the boys that they bought a brand spanking new uniform for the
45:44general
45:44so that's a body work and paint jar
45:47and best of all the government sent a grant to hazard to help fight the abyssinian fruit fly
45:52to be paid as soon as they can find one in hazard county
45:58ee
45:59ee
46:00ee
46:08ee
46:09ee
46:23ee
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