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00:00Tonight, on the Dukes, the General Lee has a mind of its own.
00:06And it's got some nasty ideas.
00:11There's something spooky about it.
00:15This door's stuck.
00:22Oh, look out!
00:24Count, what's this?
00:27What's happening?
00:34Just a good old boy
00:37Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flattening the hills
00:56Someday in the mountain I get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:30I'm giving y'all fair warning
01:31You're about to see one of the most unusual days in hazard history
01:36If it's unusual in hazard, y'all know it's gonna be a clod stalker
01:40Now the Dukes was returning from a fishing trip
01:42That's when it all commenced
01:47That car ain't got no driving
01:57You see, there is someone driving that car
02:00But it's by remote control from way up on Eagle Point
02:06How about that?
02:07Works like a charm, don't it?
02:08Just like you said
02:10Mr. Perry, are you sure that car's gonna go fast enough to catch that train?
02:13Positive
02:14I made this beauty to work, boys
02:16What's the time, Burke?
02:17Almost 10 o'clock
02:19Afraid it'll be coming through any minute
02:20Okay, I'd better put in a call to the fat man
02:40J.D. Hawk speaking
02:41It's me, boss
02:43We're up here on Eagle Point
02:45All ready for our trial run
02:47Oh, ready for our trial run
02:49Good
02:50All right
02:51Go ahead
02:51And then report fair
02:54Addition, boss
02:55If you don't mind me asking you
02:57Now, you're gonna hire those gentlemen
02:59But just for a trial run
03:01Yeah, that's correct
03:02But at 5 o'clock this afternoon
03:05It'll be the real thing
03:06The real thing
03:07Because that's when the hazard express will be coming through
03:09Carrying a shipment worth
03:11Oh, at least
03:122 million green ones
03:15Bound for the precious metal exchange in Atlanta
03:18Oh, good
03:19Oh
03:22Tony, just as it passes across from below Eagle Point
03:25Our specially rigged remote-controlled car
03:27Is gonna smash right smack dab into the rear of it
03:30So as not to hurt the engineer, you know
03:32Knockin' all them in-treat cars
03:34Butt over butt
03:36Like that
03:37Oh
03:38Oh
03:38What a horrendous craze
03:42And then
03:42Well, all that gold and silver platter
03:44Is gonna be lying around
03:45Just waiting for us to pick it up
03:47You little finders, keepers, losers, whippers
03:50Oh, I'm telling you, little fat buddy
03:52I am so proud of you
03:53I mean
03:54See, you know
03:55At 5 o'clock
03:56We're gonna be millionaires
03:57Yeah
03:57And this is one of your finders schemes
04:01Five o'clock
04:02That's gonna be my finest hour
04:11Brains coming
04:12Okay
04:13Here we go
04:24Must be getting near 10
04:25The freight's coming
04:28We're gonna have to stop
04:29Ain't no way we've made it to the crossing
04:30Oh, come on, Bo
04:38Out of the car
04:41Oh, look out
04:44Hey, that crime's gotta be crazy
04:46What guy's that?
04:48There ain't nobody in the car
04:49It's empty
04:52They messed up everything
04:53The train's gone by
04:54Now, relax, relax
04:55Get our car out of there
04:56Before them rubes get a good look at it
05:01Hey, look at this
05:01It's taking off
05:06Now, y'all know
05:07That there ain't no way
05:08The Dukes ain't gonna follow that car
05:09Who wouldn't?
05:14They're going after our car
05:15Shake them, shake them
05:16All right, all right
05:17No problem
05:18Watch this
05:33I think it's over, huh?
05:35Nah, Luke
05:36We ain't gonna give up that easy
05:37Hang on
05:41Believe it, they followed us
05:49Can't shake them
05:50Wipe them
05:58Oh, my God.
06:22That car was trying to tow to us.
06:24Yeah, well, let's hope that there really wasn't anybody in there.
06:27Don't let them come any closer or they'll find the remote box.
06:31Oh, come on.
06:36It's coming from up there somewhere.
06:37You guys are really playing for keeps.
06:39They don't want us to get to that wreck for some reason.
06:41We got to get back into town and tell Roscoe.
06:43I don't care what they want. I got to go take a look.
06:48You crazy?
06:50Maybe I'll look some other time.
06:52Roscoe's got to be easier to deal with than that guy, whoever he is.
06:55Listen, Boe, you drove in, you drive out.
06:57I don't think they're trying to hit us, so...
07:19Oh, Roscoe, watching this little drink around this here track is the most fun I've ever had.
07:24Oh, me too.
07:26And having two million bucks fall into my pocket at the same time makes it pure hog heaven.
07:31Hog heaven.
07:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:36It's mine.
07:37Oh, good day.
07:38Listen, when we divvy up all that loot tonight, you can buy one for your own.
07:41Oh, well, that's good.
07:43Oh, listen, that must be some of the fellas of ours calling back on the trial run.
07:47Yeah, that fella Peary's electronics, we us.
07:49Oh, yeah.
07:50J.D. Hawk speaking.
07:51Oh, I thought it'd be you.
07:53Oh, good.
07:54How'd everything go?
07:55It was a disaster.
07:57Another car came along just as we was making our run on a train.
08:00Another car?
08:01It ran us off the road.
08:03Oh, he was totaled.
08:04Total?
08:05Oh, no.
08:05Oh, I mean, there ain't hardly practically no but no traffic on that dear road.
08:09Well, that orange car was there.
08:11And could it move?
08:11Orange car?
08:13Of all the dagblasted look that belongs to the Dukes.
08:16Who are they?
08:17Oh, the biggest troublemakers we got around here, that's all.
08:19I mean, I get myself a brilliant idea.
08:21All worked out and they have to stick the dagblasted noses into it.
08:24Boss, boss, bad news, bad news.
08:27What?
08:27You're speaking of the Dukes.
08:28Here they come this way and they're hurrying.
08:30Oh, listen, the Dukes just keep barreling into the town.
08:32I'll call you back soon as I get rid of them.
08:34Come on, Roscoe.
08:35What?
08:36Roscoe, we gotta hide the train.
08:37Well, you, no.
08:38No, you hide it.
08:39It's your train.
08:40Oh, but you move, you nitty.
08:41Think it wise to us.
08:42We're out two million bucks.
08:53Yeah.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Come on.
08:55Come on.
08:56Come on.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Oh, yeah.
08:58Good.
08:58All covered up.
08:59Now, no matter what them Dukes say, deny everything.
09:02Everything?
09:02About what?
09:03Oh, you nitty.
09:04Come on.
09:07Roscoe.
09:08Hey, Roscoe, you around?
09:11All right, all right.
09:12I'm so calm down the bottom that you Dukes have to come busting in here like this.
09:15We got us some official sheriff in business to do with your official sheriff.
09:18Yeah, we got shot at.
09:19And we were attacked by a car with no driver.
09:23A car with no driver?
09:24Oh, I know.
09:25He knows.
09:26It was the invisible man.
09:27He always passes through hands at this time of year.
09:30And you know who probably was with him?
09:32No, who?
09:32The Tooth Fairy.
09:33Oh, yeah.
09:33On their way to a dental convention.
09:35I believe.
09:35Isn't that easy?
09:37Boss, Roscoe, this ain't no laughing matter.
09:40We can prove it to you.
09:41Come on out to Eagle Point.
09:42We'll show you.
09:42The car's sitting down there in a ditch.
09:44I don't know what you'll do for trying to pull.
09:46But listen, me and Roscoe have got important county business to attend to.
09:51So I don't want to hear no cock and bull story about no disappearing men.
09:54Just start disappearing yourselves.
09:56But boss, we were shot at.
09:58Yeah.
09:59We figured that car was run by some kind of remote control.
10:01A load of hogwash.
10:02Yes.
10:02Listen, just go like I said, or I should have said it.
10:05Get it.
10:05Yeah, just wash.
10:05Go on, go on.
10:07Come on, let's go.
10:07Roscoe, I won't have you ripping the rollers up here.
10:11You're clearing up us business.
10:12And I want you to stay out of the...
10:14I mean, if it's not to count.
10:16What's this?
10:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:18Just go on, I'll come in the middle.
10:19He's huge, boo.
10:24They've got their dang nerve not believing us.
10:27Sure.
10:28Too bad Enos is away in Capital City.
10:30At least he'd listen to us.
10:31You've got to get back up to Eagle Point and get some evidence, that's all.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Hey, what about all that shooting?
10:37Yeah, be careful.
10:39Yeah.
10:39I'll bet my bottom dollar them dukes are headed right back to the...
10:42Eagle Point to start stooping.
10:44So listen, get rid of that wrecked car and do it first.
10:47You sure were right about them being trouble, boss.
10:50Oh, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough about them dukes, please.
10:53Yes.
10:53Listen, I'm worried about that shipment of precious metals.
10:56All right, let me talk to Peary.
10:57He wants to talk to you.
10:59Yeah?
11:00Peary, you think you can switch that remote control box of yours to another car before that
11:05five o'clock express comes through?
11:06No problem.
11:07Just need a couple hours.
11:08All right, then listen.
11:10Swipe another car.
11:11Okay.
11:12Get it?
11:12I'll get...
11:13I'll get...
11:13Not you!
11:14Oh, please.
11:15You will.
11:15And listen, keep me posted.
11:17Fat man says we get rid of that heap and grab us some more wheels.
11:20Hey, I don't get it.
11:21Aren't we doing this the hard way?
11:23Why don't we plant some dynamite between the rails and blow up the train?
11:26Now, we keep telling you, Kanye, them railroad security guys keep checking the tracks.
11:30We can't chance it.
11:32Now, let's get a move on.
11:34Let's get this heap into the truck.
11:37All right.
11:38Okay, we'll take care of it.
11:42I'll keep a lookout.
11:43Okay.
11:44All right.
11:45And meanwhile, Bo, Luke, and Daisy was barreling toward Eagle Point to check out a car which
11:51ain't gonna be there.
12:00Hey, we sure won't have to go far to swipe us a car.
12:04Them Duke boys are handing us one on a silver platter.
12:07Is that orange car coming?
12:08Yeah.
12:09They won't be able to give us any trouble without wheels.
12:11We'll grab their car.
12:13Come on.
12:13Get rid of our truck.
12:14All right.
12:16Are you sure you've got all the parts of that wrecked car in the back of this truck?
12:19Yeah, everything's set and ready to go.
12:25Come on, Mr. Perry.
12:26We are waiting.
12:43Come on.
12:44Be careful.
12:45Them fellas might still be around here.
12:47That's right.
13:05Hey, look at this.
13:07The wreck's gone.
13:08Yeah, right there's where they dragged it out.
13:11You know, those shots came from up here at Eagle Point.
13:13Well, if the car's gone, I suppose that means that them fellas are gone, too?
13:18Let's take a look.
13:19All right.
13:26You coming?
13:27Yeah, we're here.
13:28What do you think?
13:35Come on.
13:47Let's see if they're controlling that car from somewhere.
13:49This would be the place.
13:50You can see everything from up here.
13:53Quite a view, ain't it?
13:54Sure is.
13:56Take a look.
13:57All these fresh tire tracks leading out.
13:59Bo, Luke, look at this.
14:02Shell casings.
14:09Hey, this door's stuck.
14:10This one, too.
14:15Take a look at this.
14:18It's not part of a remote control unit.
14:21Why don't you cut wires, too?
14:26Do you sound like a general to you?
14:27Sure does.
14:28Come on.
14:30Let's get out of here.
14:36Now, them boys are living dangerously.
14:38In hazard, they still hang car thieves.
14:44Hey!
14:47For the Dukes, seeing that was like watching a member of the family kidnapped.
14:57Someone just stole the general.
14:58Get a good look at them, Luke?
15:00No, I didn't, but it looked like there was two of them.
15:10Who could have done this?
15:12And why?
15:14I don't know, but we ain't gonna find out staying around here.
15:17Let's go find a phone.
15:18Hey, we're gonna report this to Roscoe.
15:20Did you laugh at that again?
15:21Heck, no.
15:22We're gonna call Uncle Jesse, see if he can give us a ride.
15:24If anybody's gonna look for the general, I guess it's gonna have to be us.
15:27Get that right.
15:38It's a long way down.
15:41Good.
15:43Yeah, even better.
15:44We got this heap set to blow.
15:46Come on.
15:52All together now.
15:54All together now.
15:54Push!
15:54Let's go!
16:06You sure now you can switch a remote control with this buggy?
16:09No problem.
16:10We got us some high-ranking wheels here, boys.
16:13We got us the General Lee.
16:14And by 5 o'clock, I'll have them all hooked up and loaded with dynamite just to make sure.
16:19And when that trainload of goodies comes through, pow!
16:23Piece of cake, huh?
16:24Okay, Carney.
16:25Take it in.
16:29Hey, this door's stuck.
16:31We know.
16:33Through the window.
16:36Okay.
16:37We should find ourselves another hideout, Mr. Perry.
16:39Somewhere in the hills here.
16:41Nearby, so you can get to work.
16:43Well, sir, at 5, General Lee's going to catch a train.
16:46And that's going to be the end to him.
16:47Unless Providence or the Dukes intervene.
16:50How do you like that?
16:52Meanwhile, the Dukes was calling Uncle Jesse to pick them up.
16:55We are out at the Wayland Corners.
16:57We're kind of sitting here.
17:04Them car nappers was reporting to boss what they had done.
17:07Figuring he was going to get a pat on the back.
17:09Oh, what?
17:11You dumb built, you idiot!
17:12That's the worst thing you could have done.
17:14You should have swiped anybody else's car but theirs.
17:17But you said them Duke boys was troublemaking.
17:19So we figured if we grabbed their wheels, it would put them out of action.
17:22Yeah, no, no, not them Dukes.
17:24No, no, no, no, no.
17:25I mean, this will only make them madder.
17:26And when they get mad, look out.
17:28They'll stop at nothing to get back their precious generality of theirs.
17:31Well, what do you want to do, then?
17:33Call off the heist?
17:34Blow two million bucks?
17:35Not on your life.
17:36Well, let me think.
17:38All right, all right.
17:38Tell you what.
17:39Yeah, you go ahead.
17:40You do like we planned.
17:41And you as a general.
17:44Sheriff Coltrane will take care of them Dukes.
17:48How am I going to do that?
17:49How, how, how?
17:50You're going to get out there and you're going to chase them Duke boys and keep them on the run.
17:54I am?
17:55Yeah, you are.
17:55There it is.
17:56Until that five o'clock express that comes through Eagle Point and that shipment of gold,
18:01silver, and platinum is tucked away nice and safe.
18:03You said the magic works gold.
18:05Yeah.
18:05That gives me a quiver in my liver.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Can I have my share in gold?
18:08You'll get your share in cow chips if you don't go out and chase them Duke boys.
18:11Well, don't you worry.
18:12Let's go Pete Coltrane.
18:14I'll cuff him and stuff him.
18:15I'll flip him and fluff him.
18:16I mean, I'll peep him and boop him.
18:30Hey, it's too bad about the general.
18:32Yeah.
18:33I'll tell you, I just don't understand all these crazy things happening, Uncle Jesse.
18:36First we get attacked by a car with no driver.
18:38Then we get shot at.
18:40Now somebody steals the general Lee.
18:41Well, it's got to be connected.
18:43Yeah, somehow.
18:43I guess it does.
18:44You all right there?
18:44Yeah, if we're going to find that general Lee, though, we better get home.
18:47Can you borrow your car, Daisy?
18:48Take care of it.
18:54Listen, Phyllis, don't worry.
18:55We'll go and get the general back.
18:58Daisy's right.
18:59Maybe somebody's just playing a prank or something like that.
19:02You really think so?
19:03Well, it could be.
19:05Yeah, I guess it could.
19:07Well, shoot, I guess we'll be real happy when the general gets back, then.
19:10You mean to that.
19:12Let's get going.
19:13Come on, Uncle Jesse.
19:13This thing go no faster.
19:17As soon as they got back to the farm, the Dukes split up and took off to cover the county
19:22in search of the stolen general.
19:38And meanwhile, the general was in big trouble.
19:42Boss's train robbing gang had found another hiding place up in the hills.
19:46They was gutting the general and doing a remote control overhaul for the great train robbery.
19:53Have you seen a general lead come by this way?
19:56Nope.
19:56I have seen it.
19:58Much obliged.
19:59Thanks, Mr. Hebert.
20:10They're the Dukes.
20:12Oh, your daddy found them.
20:14We'll chase them and then they'll run.
20:16And then they'll chase them some more.
20:18What we'll do is we'll keep chasing them till those fellas can lock off that train.
20:22And then we're going to be richer.
20:24We're going to be up here in Belvedere's and don't eat num-nums.
20:31Put it on over.
20:33I'm serious now.
20:35Ross, we ain't got time for that now.
20:36Just leave us be, all right?
20:42Ross, we ain't got time to stop talking.
20:44Now the general's in stolen.
20:45We need your help.
20:46Ah, diddy-duddy, all right, you do.
20:49Just pull it on over.
20:50Go.
20:51I'm going to take you in.
20:53Take us in.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Now wait a big pick a minute.
20:56What are you going to arrest us for?
20:57You can't take us in.
20:57Don't give me any back, Mark.
20:59Now get that vehicle off and roll.
21:01No way.
21:02Let's put the log in with this.
21:04We'll see about that.
21:06Yeah, yeah.
21:06I think I already should have...
21:08No place.
21:09There's a leak.
21:10No, no, no.
21:11We're going to go in.
21:19He done made it to the other side.
21:22Oh, that was a horrendous joke.
21:25I wonder why he was after us in the first place.
21:28I don't know.
21:29Me and Boss sure have been acting funny
21:31since we told him about that car this morning.
21:33I would say we head back to Boss's office.
21:34Yeah, maybe we can figure something out there, huh?
21:36Uncle Jesse says I do all the thinking.
21:40Ah, ah, ah.
21:42It's all hooked up the way I want it to be.
21:45All right.
21:46Let's see.
21:47I'll start.
21:49Ah, ah, ah, ah.
21:51Way to go.
21:52Looks like you did it, Mr. Perry.
21:53With two hours a spare.
21:56Well, let's see how it moves along.
22:02Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
22:05I'll see if it's clear down below.
22:08Yeah, it's all clear.
22:09Bring the box over.
22:10I'll take the general down the road
22:11and see how fast I can make him go.
22:27Talk about luck.
22:28What a time for the boys to show up.
22:31Sometimes duke luck is good.
22:37I don't believe it.
22:38Take a look up ahead.
22:39How's the general?
22:40Chase him off the road.
22:41I want you to cut him off.
22:43I tell you, I can't wait to get my hands on them fellas.
22:45Hey?
22:45Well, he ain't got no driver neither.
22:47Luke, he's heading straight for us.
22:48You better do something.
22:51And sometimes duke luck is bad.
23:01You missed him.
23:02Come on, get him.
23:03Get him!
23:10Here he comes again.
23:13Whoever's running them and wherever they're running them from,
23:14they sure want to wipe us out good.
23:24Look, look out now.
23:32Look, don't come down there.
23:33Take it out.
23:37Got him.
23:38Nice going, Mr. Perry.
23:40That was more of a trial run than I was figuring on.
23:44Hey, it's them two hicks that own the car.
23:47Pull a general out of there fast!
23:55They must be running them from somewhere up there
23:56like they did the other one.
23:58Well, at least we found a general.
23:59Let's let the others know.
24:06Here's the lost sheep calling a shepherd.
24:07Lost sheep calling a shepherd.
24:09Come back.
24:12Hey, Leonard Rodgers.
24:15Have you seen anything to the boys?
24:16No.
24:17I've been around anymore.
24:19Listen, if they show up here, you have them call me, will you?
24:21Yeah, I will.
24:23Lost sheep calling a shepherd.
24:24Come back.
24:25They must have got jolted when we got hit.
24:32I hope this doesn't last up our heist.
24:34No way.
24:35That orange baby, you're almost ready to go.
24:38All we got to do is head back to Eagle Point,
24:39overlooking the railroad tracks,
24:41lay low to five o'clock,
24:42and then pow.
24:44Yeah, but what about them roofs?
24:45Oh, stop worrying.
24:46They're out of action.
24:47And by the time they figure out what's happening,
24:49we'll be long gone.
24:50Now, come on.
24:51Let's get back to Eagle Point.
24:53All right, get them in there.
25:01Yeah, all right.
25:03All right, now that we're out of that,
25:04come on, let's go catch up with the general.
25:06He could be anywheres by now.
25:08Well, at least we know he ain't out of the county.
25:11What do you say we take a look up in the hill,
25:13see if we can at least find them fellas who are running them?
25:15I think we was on the right track in the first place.
25:17Let's head down to Boss Hogg's office
25:18and get to the bottom of this.
25:25Back in town, Boss was cleaning out his safe
25:27and pressing all the wrinkled money.
25:29There's room for all that new loot.
25:31I got something to tell you.
25:32Oh, Roscoe, would you stop beveling?
25:33Can't you see I'm busy?
25:35I just can't stand wrinkled money.
25:38Wait a minute.
25:39You're here.
25:40You ought to be out there chasing the deuce.
25:41Well, that's what I was trying to tell you, see?
25:43Well, see, a little fat buddy,
25:44I got some good news and I got some bad news.
25:47The good news, I had them dukes on the run.
25:49Oh, that is good.
25:50But the bad news is they escaped and I can't find them.
25:53Oh, dag blasted.
25:54Listen, there's millions at stake here.
25:56I mean, can't you for once carry out orders?
25:59Well, I try.
26:02J.D. Hogg here.
26:03You ain't carrying out your end of the job, Hogg.
26:05Them duke boys are still on the loose.
26:07Oh, I know. I just heard.
26:09All right, you run into them. What happened?
26:11Nothing.
26:11We took care of them.
26:13Knocked that jeep out of action.
26:15Now we're on our way up to Eagle Point.
26:17All right, all right, all right, all right.
26:18But listen, listen.
26:20It's, um...
26:20Oh, listen, an hour and a half till train time.
26:23You sure everything's okay?
26:24It will be if you take care of them dukes.
26:26That orange car there's all hooked up and ready to go.
26:29Oh, good, good, good.
26:30All right, go ahead, go ahead.
26:32And I'll personally take care of everything at this end.
26:34I'll keep them duke boys out of the way.
26:37Bye.
26:38Bye.
26:38Come on, Roscoe, let's go.
26:39Where are we going?
26:40Well, I got to do your job, don't I?
26:42I got to keep them duke boys busy till five o'clock.
26:44I think your laundry's burning.
26:46Hmm?
26:46Good.
26:48Oh, my money, my money, my money.
26:50Oh, look at this.
26:52It's all your fault.
26:53My fault?
26:54Yeah, this is coming out of your share of the heist.
26:56Oh, good.
26:56Come on, come on, come on.
26:57We got to go.
27:02No, no, no, you don't, no, you don't, no, no, no.
27:04Come on, take my share of the share of the share.
27:05Come on, come on, come on, come on.
27:07What's that?
27:10All right.
27:11After you.
27:13Jesse and Daisy were still out hunting for the general,
27:16but they hadn't heard from the boys,
27:18and they was getting concerned when they couldn't raise them on the CB.
27:21And the boys was awful busy playing detective.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:59What are we looking for?
28:01This, I think.
28:03Yeah, give me a hand.
28:08What the heck are you supposed to do?
28:10Wow.
28:12Boss must be into his second childhood.
28:14Imagine a man his age playing with toy trains.
28:20Let's check her out here.
28:21See how she's got it.
28:27You can get a little more speed out of this thing.
28:30Here we go.
28:42Now we're in for it.
28:43We've done wrecked Boss's train set.
28:44Oh, I just had a thought.
28:46Listen, we've already seen two of these cars without drivers.
28:48There's a third one.
28:50Oh, that figures.
28:52Got Boss Hogg smack dab in the middle of this whole mess.
28:54And the first car we've seen was out by the railroad crossing at Eagle Point.
28:57Now, wait a minute.
28:58You don't think that Boss Hogg would want to wreck a real...
29:00I don't know.
29:01Something like that.
29:02I don't know.
29:02I'd put it in stuff or even him, but I wouldn't put it past any stuff.
29:06You know what the second car was?
29:07Yeah, it was a General Lee.
29:08The General Lee.
29:08Let's get going.
29:09So far, this is just speculation.
29:11Let's get on out of here.
29:29We better get there and hurry.
29:36Jesse and Daisy was getting back from their hunt for the General.
29:40They was getting a mad concern.
29:45Well, the boys ain't back and we haven't heard from them.
29:49Uncle Jesse, I don't want you to worry.
29:52You know how that radio on my Jeep is always going out?
29:55Hey, maybe they were here and left a message inside.
29:58Let's see.
29:58Yeah.
30:04Now, them bad dudes had returned to Eagle Point
30:06and was making their final preparation for the 5 o'clock train.
30:09Is this what you wanted, Mr. Perry?
30:11Perfect.
30:23Never going to find it down here.
30:41Hey, pal.
30:42There he is.
30:43I'll be.
30:44I wonder what them guys are up to.
30:47I don't know.
30:48I don't much like them fooling around with our car.
30:51What do you fellas think you're doing?
30:55Bird watching.
30:56We're hot on the trail of a white-crested nuthatch.
30:59Bird watches, huh?
31:00Yeah.
31:01Get up nice and easy.
31:03Or you're two dead pigeons.
31:10Hey, Luke.
31:11Hey, Luke.
31:11Yeah?
31:11There's that nuthatch.
31:19Hey, man.
31:20Come on, man, hit me!
31:37These are the same guys that bugging us all day.
31:39Well, he ain't gonna be bugging anyone anymore.
31:41Get those ropes out of there. That's something for the mouths.
31:43Listen, we don't want any trouble. We just want our car back.
31:46So give us back to General Lee and shoot, we'll leave you all alone.
31:49I ain't that nice and neighborly of you.
31:52Oh, you mean you're gonna do it, huh?
31:54We get the car back, we don't press charges.
31:56I'm up.
31:56Wait a minute, stop here. There's somebody.
31:59Oh, well, there's a pretty little baby.
32:02You ain't seen Bow and Luke Duke, have you?
32:04No.
32:04No creeps?
32:05No.
32:06Good grief.
32:07No help at all.
32:08Come on, people.
32:09Come on, come on, come on, come on.
32:11No, don't do it.
32:14Did the phone ring?
32:15No.
32:16And I'm tired of waiting, so I'm gonna go sit down.
32:18Okay.
32:20I'll stay here by the phone.
32:21Okay.
32:26Now you call in.
32:28I will.
32:32I don't know where them doves could be.
32:33I mean, there ain't no place, not at the phone, nowhere else.
32:36Well, they're sneaky, you know.
32:37It's just like the ground swallowed them up.
32:39I just can't understand this.
32:40Let me check.
32:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
32:42It's less than an hour till our gang hits the train.
32:44Well, we gotta make sure them Duke boys are out of sight and out of mind.
32:49All right.
32:49Let's try the farm again.
32:51Well, maybe they went there.
32:52Come on, come on.
32:59Look, look, look.
32:59There he is.
33:00All right.
33:01Yeah.
33:02You're much better.
33:03Yes, he do.
33:04You're finally home, huh?
33:06Yeah, we got you.
33:07All right.
33:07Start talking.
33:08Where's Bo and Luke?
33:09I was just about to ask you the same thing, J.D.
33:12Uh, I haven't heard from him in hours and I thought maybe you might have run into him.
33:15I'm worried.
33:16Biddly diddly doo.
33:17Yeah.
33:17It just killed him enough for him.
33:19Roscoe, arrest him.
33:21Arrest him?
33:22For what?
33:23For what?
33:23For withholding information from the law.
33:25That's for what?
33:26Oh.
33:26J.D., have you gone plum loco?
33:29Don't you think I would have heard from them boys if they had a radio and could hear what
33:33you're talking about?
33:34Oh, good grief.
33:34What we oughta...
33:35Would you go and get on the CV?
33:37Yes, yes, yes, yes.
33:37What we oughta do is...
33:39You sure this is gonna work now, Mr. Perry?
33:41Huh?
33:42Clock.
33:54Perfect.
33:55The good old General Lee's fine-tuned and ready to go.
33:58We're all set to go.
33:59All we have to do now is load the dynamite in this baby's trunk.
34:03And when that train comes through, bang, we got ourselves two million bucks.
34:08What about them?
34:09When we take off, we get rid of them.
34:11We ain't leaving any witnesses.
34:14Better call the fat man.
34:20All right, you Duke boys, this is Roscoe.
34:23You gotta have your ears on because we got your Uncle Jesse.
34:26We just arrested him, so you better get back here to the farm pronto, if not quicker.
34:30Could you?
34:31J.D., you've done some crazy things in your life, but this has gotta be the craziest.
34:36Well...
34:36Now, why in the world would I wanna do something like keeping...
34:40Let Jesse holler and they'll get you no place, don't you know?
34:45Uh, Jesse, do you talk in here?
34:47Uh, uh...
34:51Yeah.
34:52Yeah.
34:54Our breeders got a call for you, J.D.
34:56Oh, good, good, good, good.
34:58Jesse, you found me here.
34:59Well, that's nice.
35:00Say hello from Roscoe.
35:01Would you please?
35:02Put them on.
35:03Them dang Duke boys were snooping around, we had to grab them.
35:05Well, uh, what about, uh, you know what?
35:09We're all set to go when that train gets here, but we're gonna have to get rid of them Duke
35:12boys.
35:13Wait a minute.
35:14Uh, you can't do this.
35:15Oh, yes, we can.
35:16When we hit that train, we ain't leaving anyone behind that can identify us.
35:20I'm a three-time loser.
35:21No, no, you can't do it.
35:22I mean, I never figured enough of my fears.
35:24Those are the brakes, and it's protecting you too.
35:27I gotta go now.
35:29Uh, we're making a hit in exactly 30 minutes.
35:31And don't try to call us back.
35:34Bye, partner.
35:35That don't hang up!
35:38Those boys may be troublemakers, but I never figured out no harm coming to them.
35:43J.D., you're talking about my boys.
35:46What harm you talking about?
35:49I never meant any of this to happen, did I, Roscoe?
35:51No, he didn't mean nothing to happen.
35:54What's gonna happen?
35:55J.D., now listen, you tell me what's coming down here, or I'm gonna turn you every way but Luke's.
36:02Now, what's happening?
36:02Well, well, well, all right.
36:05I hired some fellas to do a job for me, see.
36:07And then, well, Bo and Luke came snooping around.
36:10And these fellas caught him.
36:12And now, they're threatening to...
36:15They're threatening to what?
36:16Who?
36:17You mean?
36:18Yeah, they do away with them.
36:20Listen, boss.
36:21Listen.
36:22Two million dollars, it ain't worth it.
36:24Yeah, yeah.
36:25I know, I know, I know, I know.
36:26But, I mean, they're ruining my plans, you know.
36:28But still...
36:30Where's all this going on?
36:32Tell me!
36:32All right!
36:33It's over at Eagle Point!
36:35Eagle Point!
36:35Yeah!
36:35I'll never scare myself if we don't save them!
36:37Come on!
36:38Come on!
36:38Come on!
36:41And meanwhile, as Daisy was on her way into the hills...
36:45Up on Eagle Point, zero hour was approaching.
36:48And the train robbers was a-getting ready.
36:50Okay.
36:52The train will be arriving in 25 minutes.
36:55Corny, get that dynamite.
36:56Mr. Perry!
36:58Let's get that train!
36:59Ow!
37:00All right.
37:00I'm here.
37:01I take it down to the wreckage.
37:03That ship is going to last two cars.
37:05Look after that.
37:06All the dynamite's here.
37:08All I got to do is feed these wires through.
37:09Sir?
37:10Yeah, I'll take it over again.
37:12Yeah, yeah.
37:12Right through here.
37:13See?
37:14Yeah, I got it.
37:14I got it.
37:18Let me get this baby broken.
37:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:23Yes, indeedy.
37:24Two million bucks.
37:26What?
37:27Hey, what?
37:27Oh!
37:28Come on, move it down here.
37:30Hold it right there!
37:34I'm gonna have to leave the channel camp for now.
37:35Come on!
37:36Shoot him!
37:39I don't know what's below, but I do hope it's deep and wet.
37:43Or at least nice and soft.
37:50Oh!
37:51Oh!
37:52Come on, Connie!
37:53After him, we can't let him get away!
37:55Mr. Perry, you stay here with the General Lee!
37:58Pop them roofs!
38:02Come on!
38:02Come on!
38:03And the Duke's finally got a break.
38:06Sweet Daisy heard the shots and came speeding to investigate.
38:15What are you doing here?
38:16What do you think?
38:17What's happening?
38:18We're all right now.
38:18We just gotta get the head on out of here.
38:19Go, go, go, go, go!
38:28Truck picked them up.
38:29They're getting away.
38:29Forget it.
38:30Let's get back up the hill fast.
38:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:32Wait, wait, wait.
38:32You caught up the hit?
38:33No way.
38:34The train will be here before they get back with help.
38:36Come on.
38:37Yeah.
38:38They're gonna blow up the General?
38:39Yeah, in the 5 o'clock freight train, right along with them.
38:42Why, are we gonna try and stop them?
38:43You know we are.
38:44Well...
38:45We're getting awful far away.
38:46Listen, I think we lost.
38:47Why don't we pull over and figure out what we're gonna do?
38:48All right.
38:52Well, the first thing we ought to do is call up Jesse on CB.
38:55And you tell him to drag Roscoe along if he has to.
38:57Daisy, we ain't got time to wait.
38:58Well, listen, we'll head back to Eagle Point and see what we can do then.
39:01Lost sheep calling Shepard, lost sheep calling Shepard.
39:04Thank goodness.
39:04Give me that mic.
39:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:07This is Shepard.
39:08This is Shepard.
39:09You boys all right?
39:11Did you get away from them fellas?
39:12Yeah, we're fine, but how'd you know we was running away from somebody?
39:15Well, I made J.D. tell me everything that was coming down.
39:18We're on our way to Eagle Point to help you.
39:20Boss Hogg giving up real money to save our highs?
39:23Well, wonders never cease.
39:25Well, listen, Uncle Jesse, you just keep on coming.
39:27We're gonna try and get back up to Eagle Point and see what we can do to stop them guys.
39:30Turn it around.
39:31You got it.
39:32The 5 o'clock freight was getting closer and closer to Hazard.
39:38Hey, fellas, look.
39:42Would you believe it?
39:43Those rubes are coming back with that gal.
39:45What a freak.
39:46We get rid of them and we don't have any witnesses.
39:49Carney, get my rifle.
39:50Wait.
39:51I got a better way.
39:53We still haven't loaded the dynamite.
39:55Let the General Lee do it.
39:57All right.
40:01Them rubes gonna get a big bang out of this.
40:17We just gotta figure out some way to wreck that remote control box, fellas.
40:20When we get a little closer, Daisy, you stash a truck and me and Boyle take off on foot.
40:27Hey, y'all.
40:28Take a look at what's coming.
40:30It's the General.
40:31It's coming right at us.
40:32Come on, Daisy, we better get out of here.
40:33Okay.
40:43All right.
40:43Hang on, fellas.
40:46You sound spooky about this, I tell you.
40:49Try not to skip the paint, would you?
40:51Get him.
40:53I'm trying to ram it back the road.
40:56General, hang on.
41:03Oh, no.
41:04Shoot.
41:07Oh, I'm sorry.
41:08Don't worry about it.
41:10Sorry ain't gonna cut it, y'all.
41:11Come on, let's get out of here.
41:12Let's go.
41:17Make sure it's right behind us.
41:19Get him, get him now.
41:20Friends, this is plum spooky.
41:22And it ain't even Halloween.
41:27Here you can.
41:29Come on, this way.
41:30I'll knock him off now.
41:31We're running out of time.
41:33Come on with me.
41:34Leave me on it alone.
41:39My ankle.
41:41What happened?
41:42What?
41:42Stay down.
41:43Okay.
41:44Ow.
41:45I don't see him.
41:46I think you got him.
41:50There's no more time.
41:51Quick, bring the car back up here.
41:53Carney, get the dynamite ready.
41:54Yeah.
41:54The train.
41:56Oh, great.
41:57And the general's heading right for it.
41:58We gotta get to that remote control.
41:59Come on.
42:00I can't move.
42:01Just stay with her, Bo.
42:03All right.
42:04Oh, Bo.
42:06Dynamite's all set.
42:08Carney.
42:09Yeah.
42:10Take off and get our truck in position.
42:12Okay.
42:25Here comes our two billion bucks.
42:29Right on schedule.
42:32General.
42:32Go, General Lee.
42:40Go, General Lee.
42:41Oh, we don't get her, Lee.
42:49Ready?
42:50Look at that.
42:51It's Roscoe.
42:51Uncle Jesse's with her.
42:53All right.
42:54Oh, look.
42:54It's a general.
43:12I'm gonna make sure they're all right.
43:13Yeah.
43:15Hold it.
43:16Hold it.
43:16Hold it.
43:17I never mind them.
43:18Get that orange car back on route.
43:20Come on.
43:20Hurry.
43:21That train's coming.
43:22We're rolling.
43:22We'll make it.
43:23Hey.
43:24I don't want her to carpet.
43:33Fire.
43:34Fire.
43:34Fire, not the general.
43:38Hey, pal, you've had it.
43:43General, it's good to have you back.
43:47General, let's get this silly thing off you.
43:49The train.
43:50Get that train.
43:57General, now come on now, I thought we was buddies.
44:05Work, nothing works. I gotta get this thing off me here.
44:10Ladies, ladies and gentlemen, where are they? Where'd they go?
44:14Well, Bo's over there. I can't see it. Come on up to the higher ground.
44:19Up to the higher ground. Come on.
44:31General, come on, please. Listen, I don't want you to do this to me.
44:51General. General, don't do that.
45:00You did it. You gotta do it.
45:10General, good to have you back.
45:18And so that's how Bo, Luke, and Daisy foiled the hazard great train robbery.
45:22The Dukes figured one good turn deserved another, so they left boss's name out of it.
45:26But it did cost him a hefty contribution to the county orphanage.
45:30Finally, the General Lee was welcomed back into the Duke family.
45:33I guess some folks think it's silly to feel that way about a car, but some of us feel different.
45:38That's all over there.
45:39It was really bad, it was unless we were on the record and the game.
45:48It was humiliating.
45:53It was a realünde to talk to a goose entire town.
45:54It was just a little too.
45:54I'm not sure.
45:54It's kind of as normal.
45:56It was only a day before.
45:56I almost felt it.
45:56It was dumb for the new hydro.
45:58It'sszychna, man.
46:08It was a huge...
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