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00:01Know what's in that little white car?
00:03Boss's secret weapon to put the Dukes away for good.
00:06His nephew, Huey Hall.
00:09What's he doing back here in Hazard County?
00:11Nail them Duke boys!
00:14They're headed right for the track.
00:19Yahoo!
00:22Freeze!
00:25Come on, you're gonna miss all the fun!
00:27This is as close to heaven as I want to get!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood
01:50In Hazard County there are some things in life that are certain besides death and taxes
01:54Dukes chasing girls and Roscoe chasing Dukes.
01:59That Roscoe, what do you suppose he's chasing us for this time?
02:02Well, I'd wage her this for doing 55 in a 35 mile an hour zone.
02:05Seeing as how he was switching signs when we passed him back there.
02:12Uh, young pup, this is Top Dog. You got your ears on, come on.
02:18Yes, sir, hound dog.
02:20It's not hound dog, you dipstick. It's Top Dog.
02:24Yes, sir. Only couldn't we change your hound, Sheriff?
02:27Every time you call me young pup, I don't know where to talk or bark.
02:30Now, we've got those Duke boys right between us, so I'm coming on.
02:35You got that, young pup?
03:07Here comes Enos.
03:08You better do something, Bo.
03:10Hold on.
03:22Get over there, kidstick.
03:23Let me through there.
03:28Take a look.
03:29Get out of here.
03:43Ain't all right.
03:45Limes change everywhere, but Hazard County is still full of surprises.
03:49Whiskey stills.
04:05i sure hope that still don't belong to one of our friends it wasn't that still belongs to boss
04:11well you know where this stupidity of yours is leading don't you no uh no uh well i'm gonna
04:18have to unleash my secret weapon against them duke boys what weapon is that a weapon i've been saving
04:24which one hoping against hope you can do the job yourself which one is what you'll leave me no
04:31choice so i'm calling in hughie hogg sure is pretty country nephew boss even the cars are right
04:43well i'll be bo and luke duke hey let's turn their face as red as that paint job
04:50all right okay go ahead boy give it to them
04:56they say that blood will tell and anybody who'd pull that kind of stuff has to be related to boss
05:04that sawed off little runt you know that's huey hogg yeah and just as mean as he was back in
05:10grade
05:10school what's he doing back here in hazard county and now that i hear that he's cheated his way
05:15through college to swindle the class president out of his five beta kappa key and blackmailed the dean
05:20into graduating him summa cum laude well i figure that he's smart enough to nail them duke boys
05:28good quicker then
05:32oh boss bones and all waste not want not
05:40now are you sure it was huey it's been a long time since you two seen him you know
05:44well he might have grown a couple new rattles but he's still the same old snake
05:49yeah and that makes everybody in hazard county likely candidates to get bit
05:53especially us you know waiting to see what that huey's gonna do is about like having a weasel
05:58guard in the hen house it's unnerving now jesse wasn't the only one worried about huey
06:05while roscoe was waiting biting his nails outside inside daisy was hosting a bridal shower for her
06:11best friend mary bell digby oh wait yeah open mine oh this is so pretty thank you girls
06:31well welcome welcome home huey i'm roscoe pete coltrane you remember me don't you you can just call
06:38me roscoe you can just call me nephew boss huh and i take them bags inside on the double well
06:46listen i i doubt so i just want to say i wouldn't miss mary bell's wedding tomorrow for anything
06:50especially since i'm gonna be made of honor
06:55you always did have a way with words daisy thanks huey now quit girls cover the cream before it
07:01curdles even if you couldn't spell them
07:05yeah he hasn't changed
07:09we figured jeff's eye in this he'd never leave
07:27huey is that you who else uncle boss
07:32you sure had changed since i seen you left and sure turned into some fancy dresser
07:40i like them dunce only out of admiration for the man who made me what i am uncle boss oh
07:47huey
07:49you look good you talk good you dress good too in a word a real hog
07:59you see it's only yesterday that you was in short pants yeah you were teaching me how to cheat at
08:04marbles
08:04well blood is thicker than shine which is why i brought you down here huey to nail them duke boys
08:11i know that uncle boss see i figure what you need is a whole new approach to the problem
08:18that's it yeah some modern thinking right what's it worth to you if i get rid of them duke boys
08:25in a week
08:25huey my undying gratitude
08:30yeah oh and for another thing i'll give you one percent of my entire operation
08:37fifty two percent twenty five three fifteen four ten five deal say
08:42why'd you quit well uncle boss i don't know five from you is like a hundred and five from anybody
08:46normal
08:47oh thank you huey five percent i was nearly out hog by another hog all right that's a deal yeah
08:57but
08:57you don't get a penny until them dukes is behind bars right deal all right when do you aim to
09:05start
09:05i've already started uncle boss you have what time is it well it's exactly oh my watch
09:12you always have a thing to do to your own kin here you go uncle boss all right
09:21give me that just keep it in practice uncle boss
09:25that's my huey
09:42you know one of these nights i'm going to unwell these doors
09:49those you can give in and out of it without you looking like a monkey
10:01well cousin i don't know about you but i feel my silly crashing a bridal shower
10:05well that could be because well it's with the exception of daisy you've been practically engaged
10:10every one of them girls in there including the future bride
10:18you might say nephew boss was waving bye-bye because that signals the beginning of the
10:24plan to get rid of the duke boys far good
10:40hello jesse daisy too bad you had to be here now you get to see me arrest bow and look
10:46for what now
10:47wait a minute roscoe you know we didn't run into that still this morning and you can't even prove we
10:52speeding which he wasn't even doing at the time who's talking about speeding i'm not talking about
10:56speeding i'm charging you with hit and walk what hit and walk there ain't no such thing roscoe then
11:04what do you call clobbering the boss's car out front just now that's hit and then you walked in here
11:10like nothing happened that's what that's hit and woke roscoe jd's car wasn't any ways near when we
11:18parked out there don't you believe him sheriff i saw the whole thing and i'll testify in court oh huey
11:25no jury in hazard county take your word on a stack of bibles well i think they will when they
11:30see the
11:30corroborating witness the victim he's a mess
11:36it's nice of you to come visiting me in my hour of pain jesse
11:44this is your whiplash whiplash you weren't nowhere near the car when we pulled in wrong
11:49i scrunched down in the back seat taking a little nap when you clobbered me
11:54oh no i can't move my head no how oh and a condition like that could last for years
12:01maybe even forever forever yeah yeah which means when you do boys behind bars i'm gonna sue you
12:08for the room everything you've got just in case he's serious where we're gonna get the money for
12:13lawyer why from me of course from you of course jesse i'll give you 500 for your farm lock stock
12:21and
12:21barrel provided of course you're out of hazard in 24 hours uh i suggest that you take it jesse
12:26that way you can be close to prison so you can visit bow and luke roscoe uh you got a
12:32point there
12:33i mean after all jd does look uh pretty well bunged up he's and then stop thief get your hands
12:42out get
12:42out of that case register hey steve stop nobody steals my money in front of my preach
12:49well jd it looks like you had yourself one of them miraculous cures
12:58case they're smashed you boys still ain't learned to give thanks for small blessings have you how's that
13:03well at least now we know why jd hogg had huey come in here well why well to get us
13:09dukes
13:12yeah don't walk on that car yes sir
13:20boss is getting as nervous as an alligator in a handbag factory so here he just let him cook for
13:26a
13:26little while before he told him about the new plan to nail old bow and look for parole violation
13:31relax uncle boss relax we're gonna get him for grand theft auto we all yeah see somebody just stole
13:38my car half an hour ago and in order to get even with me ah shoot half the folks in
13:44hazard would like
13:45to do that true true true but uh this time there's only one place where they're gonna find the evidence
13:55the duke farm exactly
14:01that's my huey
14:06rascal off your brains and get out to the duke please what get out to the duke please bo and
14:12luke just
14:13stole huey's car they stole your i can hardly believe that bo and luke would do a thing like that
14:19they got too many smarts for that no no no no no look turkey i took care of that i
14:24had elmo steal it
14:25hide it in their hay pile for you to find oh that's mean that's meaner than a sack full of
14:31snakes
14:31well i'll get out there i'll get enos and we'll i'll arrest them duke boys and put them behind bars
14:36for 10 years before they know what hit them uncle jesse
14:48bo luke come on it's daisy this is uncle jesse daisy is anything wrong everything's wrong huey had elmo
14:55stash his car in our hay pile they're setting us up for grand theft auto uncle jesse not if we
15:00can get
15:01there first thanks daisy we're coming 10-4 hold on y'all we're gonna fly
15:09now break a one break a one might be crazy but i ain't dumb crazy
15:12coulda coming that's cracking down to a wheel of road i heard miss daisy duke a talking anything
15:16i can do to help come on you can help by praying and hope the good lord guides your way
15:22man if that don't work you can guide your own way into our barn
15:26be there before we do we're gone how are we going to get to that farm before roscoe he's 20
15:33miles
15:33closer than we are by road who needs a road you got it let's do it well the takeoff looks
15:42good
15:42but i figure we're gonna land in a heap of trouble don't you
16:17the boys come close but close only counts in pitching horseshoes
16:35right there there ain't nothing in this haystack get over there get get over there
16:40don't you come any nearer either why would anybody in their right mind want to come closer to you
16:44because you're criminals that's why and criminals always return to the scene of their crime that's
16:49what it says my mail order detective book not that i believe y'all criminals both well we
16:54Appreciate that, ain't it?
16:55Well, I believe it, and this is the scene.
16:58Hold it, Francisco!
16:59What?
17:00You got a warrant to stir that there haystack?
17:03Jesse, I am in hot pursuit.
17:05I don't need a warrant to know that there is a vehicle hidden under this haystack.
17:09I, uh, don't know nothing about no hot pursuit, but I'll tell you one thing.
17:14Maudine there, she, uh, she don't take kindly to having her lunch interrupted.
17:19Oh.
17:20Well, ain't that just too tough about Maudine?
17:23But there happens to be a vehicle under this hay, and I aim to find it.
17:41Are you all right?
17:43Let's go.
17:46That's smart.
17:47Well, of course it's smart.
17:48But you can't say I didn't warn you.
17:50Now, if I was y'all, I'd haul Bud out of here before Maudine really gets mad.
17:54But I was right, Sheriff.
17:55There ain't no stolen car in there, no matter what nephew your boss says.
17:58We must have got a bump steer.
18:00No offense, Maudine?
18:01Oh, Enos, will you hush?
18:03Hush!
18:03Just hush up.
18:05Listen, we are leaving, but I'll tell you one thing.
18:08We are coming back just as often as it takes to put you two in jail.
18:12What's going on?
18:14Come on.
18:17I still don't get it.
18:18Where is the dang thing?
18:20I guess it's safe now.
18:27Holy hee-hee-hee-hey.
18:28Cooter, when did you get here?
18:30I got here about four and a half minutes before y'all did.
18:34Feast your eyes.
18:36Ta-da!
18:38Woo-hoo!
18:40Cooter, you are a prince!
18:42Only, what are we going to do with this thing now?
18:44I don't know.
18:45Well, since one good turn deserves another, we're just going to rub Huey's nose in it.
18:50Now, if y'all think Roscoe was madder than a sore-tailed bear,
18:54it wasn't nothing compared to the way nephew boss was riled.
18:57And I just could not find that car.
18:58What do you mean you couldn't find the car, Roscoe?
19:01It was hidden in plain sight in the middle of that barn.
19:03Nephew boss, I'm telling you, I searched every inch of that haystack.
19:07And I swear if that jackass Maudine had been a goat, she ate it.
19:14Well, you can't frame people for grand theft auto
19:17unless you catch them with the auto they grand thefted.
19:21That's right.
19:22So the question is, where is that auto now?
19:24Well, I would say...
19:25Come quick, we got a real genuine emergency in the booking room.
19:28Oh, what?
19:29What?
19:30Get out of the way then.
19:31Oh, oh, oh!
19:32Oh, hey!
19:33Oh, oh, oh!
19:34I found your auto, Duke!
19:36Gee, those dag-blasted, dag-nabbed, double-crossing Dukes!
19:40They've done it to us again!
19:42Sheriff, does this mean we've got to rest ourselves?
19:44Let's get out of here for our butts to cut, Larry.
19:50Billy, I'm beginning to get a little nervous.
19:52You've underestimated your adversary.
19:54Those Dukes ain't dumb.
19:56This is the second time they've whooped you in an unfair fight.
20:01So they beat off a couple of frontal assaults.
20:02What we've got to do now is counterattack their flanks when they least expected.
20:07Oh, God!
20:07I love it!
20:08I love it!
20:09When do you plan on flanking them?
20:10What time is that wedding where Daisy's going to be the maid of honor?
20:13Well, I think tomorrow at 2.
20:16But I don't see how a wedding...
20:18You will, Uncle Boss.
20:19You will.
20:20All right, gentlemen.
20:22You too, Roscoe.
20:23Synchronize your watches.
20:24Oh.
20:25Uh, all right.
20:27H-hour begins first thing tomorrow morning.
20:31Sheriff, what does H-hour mean?
20:32It means hush!
20:35I'll synchronize it.
20:40Now, the only problem is we're going to have to keep our eyes peeled for whatever slimy trick they come
20:44up with next.
20:44You know, get back at us.
20:45Well, I'm not going to worry about it here.
20:46Here, drink up and let's go.
20:48I'm off till lunch shift and I want to pick up my dress for the wedding, fellas.
20:51Yeah, four.
20:54Come on, buddy.
20:55Woo!
20:56Help, help, help, help!
20:57Woo!
20:58Woo!
21:01Where'd you get that old truck?
21:02I bought it off old E.W. Brown over there in Conyers.
21:05Hey, four, I got one.
21:06I thank you again, Cooter, for what you done yesterday.
21:08If it weren't for you, Bo and Luke, you'd be in a mess of trouble right now.
21:10That's for sure.
21:11Well, Daisy, let's just say it was a small step for a man, but a giant step for a hazard
21:16count.
21:16Is that old Roscoe again?
21:18I swear, Luke, we've seen so dang much of him today, I think he's turned into a pair of twins.
21:22I can't say I'm too thrilled about seeing either one of them.
21:24Me either.
21:29All right.
21:30Y'all just step back here now, because I got a warrant to search the rear end of this car,
21:34Daisy.
21:35Give me the keys.
21:36Roscoe!
21:36Cooter, just hush.
21:38Give me the keys.
21:38Well, be my guess, Roscoe, but you ain't going to find anything except a spare tire on Mrs. Bob's boss.
21:43Well, we'll just see about that, Bo.
21:47Bo, will you get out of the way?
21:52Well, looky here, Keith.
21:56Well, whoa, looky here.
21:59Look at this.
22:00This one is really bald, isn't it?
22:03Well, I never saw that stuff before, Roscoe.
22:06Tell me something, Roscoe.
22:07How come you're framing Daisy and you ain't framing us?
22:09Well, we'll see who's framing who.
22:11All right.
22:12All right, Daisy.
22:14I hate to do this.
22:14Can you believe that?
22:15Get in the car.
22:17Now, why would nephew boss pick this time to take pictures of Daisy?
22:22Smells like a rat.
22:23So y'all stick around.
22:28Now, what's the birdie?
22:36Say cheese.
22:38Possum on a gumboosh if that ain't the prettiest picture I ever took.
22:41You mind if I order an extra one for my wallet, Daisy?
22:43Just as long as you get one without these little numbers on it.
22:46Okay.
22:46Oh, boy.
22:47Wow.
22:48I don't get it, Huey.
22:50I just don't get it.
22:51Must be a breakdown in communications.
22:54You were supposed to put Bo in a loop behind boss.
22:57So how come you framed Daisy?
23:00Just trust me, Uncle Boss.
23:01I was just using Daisy as bait.
23:04J.D.
23:04Hogg.
23:05You've done some mean, contemptuous things in your days.
23:08But putting Daisy in jail is lower than hell's rip-seller.
23:12There ain't a jury in Hazard County to put Daisy away for running, Shine, and you know it.
23:16Oh, you're right.
23:17We ain't a prayer in the world of making that phony charge stick.
23:20Except Daisy's still gonna have to stand trial, and that could cost a few dollars.
23:24Yeah, yeah.
23:25So, looks like you better accept Huey's offer, $500 for your farm, Jesse, and clear out.
23:31Except the offer's gone down to $400.
23:34I'd like to get my hands on him just once so I can whoop some sense into you.
23:38Oh, you know, as soon as you lay a hand on him, he's gonna get you for assault and battery.
23:43Sure is shooting.
23:45Violation or probation.
23:46Well, looks like we almost had him, Uncle Boss.
23:48Yeah.
23:49Oh, which reminds me, I'm due over at Rockville College to pick up one of them doctorates in the humanities.
23:54Oh, shouldn't take me more than three or four hours.
23:56Well, you just do that, doctor.
23:58Yeah.
23:59I'll handle things here while you're gone.
24:04You know, it's amazing how the air in here clears up just as soon as he leaves.
24:08Maybe to you, not to me.
24:11Let's go down and see if we can cheer up Daisy.
24:14Here.
24:15Here.
24:16Here.
24:17Roscoe!
24:22All right, Jesse.
24:23Talk fast.
24:24You've only got five minutes.
24:26It's only gonna take me five seconds to say what I gotta say.
24:29Now, Roscoe, why don't you just let her out of there and save me the trouble of going to Judge
24:33Druton and posting bail?
24:34Well, you just do that, you old coot.
24:36He'll be back from Atlanta early Monday morning.
24:39I love it.
24:40I love it.
24:40Yeah, coot, get out of the way.
24:43Hey, y'all.
24:44Roscoe ain't lying about old Judge Druton.
24:47I tuned up his car right before it took off for hot Atlanta.
24:50Oh, great.
24:51There's gonna be one heck of a wedding with Daisy stuck in his dang jail cell all weekend.
24:55I know it.
24:56The only way I'm gonna get to be made of honor is if Jeb and Mary Bell decide to get
24:59hitched in this old jailhouse.
25:01Now, that ain't necessarily so.
25:03Now, the Duke word of honor ain't never been broken.
25:05I don't see no reason for Daisy to start now.
25:07Well, and maybe you need glasses, Luke.
25:09I mean, there's a whole bunch of dang reasons right in front of you.
25:11Even Huey admits it's a bum rat.
25:13So instead of waiting for Judge Druton to spring or Monday morning, why don't we do it now?
25:16Now, wait a minute.
25:19You're talking about busting her out?
25:21And busting her right back in after the wedding.
25:23The whole shooting match shouldn't take more than a couple hours.
25:26Well, it might work.
25:27I mean, providing nobody knows she's missing.
25:30Well, the way I figure it, Boss is too lazy to come down here himself.
25:33And Huey's over in Rockville for three, four hours at least.
25:35Feeding time's not till six.
25:37Nobody's gonna notice me till then.
25:38Now, wait a minute, Daisy.
25:40Now, Luke, you're forgetting about one real important thing.
25:43Roscoe, how you suppose you're gonna get around him?
25:45I ain't.
25:46You are.
25:47What?
25:47Well, with a little help from the rest of us, of course.
25:50Yeah.
25:51Yeah.
25:53You can go back now, Elmo.
25:55I think they took the bait.
25:58Now, it ain't too often that you get a picture of a worm turning.
26:01But then this worm is a snake.
26:03I sure hope I ain't being too hard on that boy.
26:08Mm-hmm.
26:17Sheriff Roscoe, Pete Coltrane here.
26:20Now, Sheriff, get this and get it straight, because I'm only going to say it once.
26:27Say what?
26:27Who is this?
26:29This is a concerned, anonymous informer.
26:33Now, what I want to tell you is that the Duke boys are loading shine right across the street from
26:40you at this very minute.
26:56I got him.
26:57This time, I really got him with both hands in the cookie jar.
27:02I love it.
27:02I love it.
27:14There's the signal.
27:15Come on, let's go.
27:18I got you.
27:20I got you.
27:21Get away!
27:23Get away!
27:24Oh shit!
27:25What's that?
27:26Where?
27:26Where?
27:27Oh shit!
27:30Oh shit!
27:32Where are you going?
27:34Get away!
27:34Get away!
27:59What did I tell y'all?
28:00While Luke was playing his part in the scheme to get Daisy to the wedding,
28:04old Bo was starring in a part that he didn't even know about.
28:22He came to the wedding proyecto!
28:24Oh no!
28:31Oh.
28:39Oh!
28:57You reckon we ought to leave a note?
28:59Sure.
29:48You're welcome.
29:56While Bo was rushing Daisy to the wedding,
29:58Luke and Cooter was doing everything they could not to lose old Roscoe for the next two hours,
30:03which meant everybody was keeping busy, including Nephew Boss.
30:06Huey, just what are you up to, boy?
30:09First you bust your butt to get Daisy arrested,
30:12then you set up every inch of her escape.
30:14Well, I just don't understand what you're doing.
30:17We're only on step number four.
30:19I'll show you step number five just as soon as I can piece it together.
30:29I reckon, Roscoe, it's time to just about run out.
30:32Hang out of your hat, Terrace, here we go.
30:43Well, there goes Roscoe.
30:45Sure hope he don't get lost.
30:53Y'all don't do nothing I wouldn't do.
30:55Woo!
30:56What's that?
30:56I'm going to win.
30:57I thought they had to burst out of first, right?
30:59When that bridge got through.
31:00We better get you back to that jailhouse
31:02before we all wind up in there with you.
31:08And I was right behind them Duke boys,
31:10and all of a sudden, flip, I lost them.
31:12They disappeared.
31:12You mean, you drove right by them without seeing them, don't you?
31:16Well, no.
31:17Because you can't tell grits from gun drops, can you?
31:19Well, yes, the grits are the white.
31:21Well, you don't have to worry much longer, Sheriff.
31:23Why don't you just all come over and have a seat and watch the show?
31:26What show?
31:27What show?
31:27Well, I've got a whole presentation here that I know you're going to like, Uncle Boss.
31:32Hey, popcorn?
31:33Can't enjoy the show without popcorn.
31:34Well, thank you.
31:35I appreciate that.
31:37Good.
31:37That'll be a quarter.
31:38Take care of it, Roscoe.
31:39Oh.
31:40Thank you so much, Roscoe.
31:43Say, I know a TV set when I see one,
31:45but what's that front there looking contraption over there?
31:47It's a videotape playback.
31:49I won it in a poker game last month.
31:52I ain't never seen anything like that.
31:54Well, I'm not surprised.
31:56A little too modern for you, Roscoe.
31:58But then it's because of your antique thinking that you've never nailed the Dukes.
32:01Huey, just leave the Roscoe insults to me and get on with the TV show.
32:05Yeah, just get on with it.
32:07All right.
32:08I reckon by now we're all ready to see what old slimy Huey's come up with.
32:11Huey Hog presents a Huey Hog production entitled The Demise of the Dukes.
32:18Written, produced, directed, and edited by none other than me, Huey Hog.
32:22Here we go.
32:26That's our leading lady there, Daisy Duke.
32:28The reason she's behind bars is because of this evidence proving she was running shine.
32:34Roscoe, get out of there.
32:37Boss, get your cabbage collectors out of line.
32:40Oh, yes, and here's our ever-vigilant sheriff who's supposed to be watching the prisoner.
32:45It almost looks as if the Dukes paid him to leave the cell unguarded.
32:50There's a Roscoe!
32:51Get some table manners or go eat your popcorn in the gents' room.
32:54I'm sorry about that.
32:55I'll get you a little bit.
32:56Oh, leave me alone.
32:57Why, just...
32:58Well, now, see, with the sheriff sleeping, it was easy for Bo to grab the keys and let Daisy out.
33:05But there was one thing standing in their way.
33:07That feelers protected the people, County Commissioner J.D. Hogg.
33:15That's you.
33:17Well, the rest was easy.
33:19Up to the roof, jump in the next building, sliding down the fire escape with Roscoe snoring, even drowning out
33:25the sound of the engine.
33:27And away they go.
33:29To run off with Bo Duke, leaving poor Uncle Jesse behind to sell the farm to me for $300.
33:37Oh, that's beautiful.
33:40That's just beautiful.
33:42I love happy endings.
33:46Which brings us to step number six.
33:50When I show this videotape to the police at the state capitol, that jailbreak will prove that the Dukes committed
33:58a felony.
33:59A felony!
34:00You did it, Huey!
34:02Just like you said you would!
34:03You finally found the perfect way to nail them Dukes and revoke their provisional!
34:08Wait, wait, wait, wait just a second here, gentlemen, now.
34:11I mean, if he takes that tape to the state police, it'll make me look just like a prize idiot.
34:17Prize idiot?
34:18I'll tell you what, Roscoe, how about a prize dipstick?
34:21Yes, dipstick.
34:25Lance, my Huey!
34:35Hey, we're a little behind schedule.
34:37Where do you suppose old Roscoe is?
34:39Oh, no sweat.
34:40He's probably still wandering around somewhere he's out in the boonies.
34:43Yeah.
34:43Let's hit it.
34:44You got it.
34:49All right!
34:50Freeze!
34:51Get it!
34:53Freeze it!
34:53Freeze it!
34:54Now, listen.
34:55You don't want your horses around.
34:56I won't hesitate to use this weapon.
35:00If I was y'all, I'd stick around for the comeuppance.
35:07Roscoe, put the dang gun away.
35:09Can't you see we're getting out of the car?
35:10Well, get out.
35:12Oh, Roscoe, I can't even believe you could sink so low as to try and put me back in jail.
35:16Well, I wouldn't, but I will if it'll keep me out.
35:19The old sheriff says you've been framed.
35:21Huey Hogg took TV pictures of that very foot and jump of that jailbreak.
35:25That's right.
35:26And then he took that tape and he's going to give it to the state police so they revoke your
35:30parole.
35:31So that's why Huey planted that moonshine in Daisy's car.
35:34He knew he wouldn't stand for leaving her in jail.
35:37It looks like old Huey Hogg learned some new tricks up there at State College.
35:44You know what I'm going to do after I show this video cassette to the state police?
35:47Know what?
35:49I'm going to lower the offer on Jesse Duke's farm to $200.
35:53Yeah!
35:54Looks like y'all been burned, but good.
35:56Well, he burned me, too.
35:58How's that?
35:59Well, he made it look like that you all bribed me to sneak a snooze while you escaped.
36:03That made me an accessory before the fact.
36:05Now, isn't this going to be nice and cozy, all four of us in the same jail, fussing and feuding?
36:09Well, Daisy, now you know all that other stuff.
36:12That was not personal.
36:13Now, what we've got to do now is we've got to quit fighting among ourselves and join forces and fight
36:19a common enemy.
36:20Now, let me get this straight, Roscoe.
36:22You want us dukes to join up with you?
36:25Yeah.
36:25Well, just temporarily, not permanent.
36:29Just till we get those tapes away from Huey.
36:31Yeah.
36:32Oh, that ain't going to be easy, seeing it was in a briefcase chained to Huey's wrist, and he and
36:36his Uncle Hog bled out for Capital City a few minutes ago.
36:39It was chained to his wrist?
36:40Yep.
36:41Oh, shoot.
36:41How are we going to get away from him now?
36:43We don't have to get it away from him.
36:44There's one other way.
36:46If we can degauss it.
36:47De-what?
36:48Degauss it.
36:49It's a technical term.
36:50It means putting it through a magnetic field strong enough to erase it, kind of like erasing a blackboard, see?
36:55And there's only one place in Hazard County where the magnet's strong enough to...
37:00Yeah, I'm gone.
37:01They've got a pass of the fields in Hazard County.
37:04Corn fields, cotton fields, tobacco fields, and they even got one magnetic field.
37:09Luke's game plan was to hurt old Huey right smack dab in the middle of it.
37:36How come your own deputy's trying to catch us?
37:38I don't know, unless he's lost his mind.
37:41Then we ain't stopping to check it out.
37:43Come on, now.
37:44Don't get to it.
37:59We can pick up the state highway again just down the road.
38:04Well, I reckon we'd better get after him just in case Enos decides to get over rambunctious.
38:12That crazy dipstick is still after him.
38:16We've got to shake him.
38:17Try the creek there.
38:19Yeah, try the creek there.
38:41So far, Luke's game plan was right on schedule.
38:45Only now it's time for Boss and Huey to come to bat.
39:01I reckon that makes the score Huey won and the Duke's nothing.
39:05You know, Uncle Boss, I almost feel sorry for that yokel.
39:08Well, I don't.
39:18We can't cross here.
39:20If we do, we'll cave in right on top of Enos.
39:22Yeah, we'd best stay on this side of the creek bed until we find a better place to cross.
39:48Roscoe, this here's Luke.
39:50Now, listen up.
39:51Huey and Boss are headed north on your side of Bone Creek.
39:53Now, we're going to have to turn him into Seminole Canyon.
39:56Got that?
39:56That's a big 10-4, Luke.
39:58I see them coming.
40:00They're as good as headed out that way, and I mean right now.
40:04I'll go.
40:12That old sheriff's trying to stop him.
40:14What?
40:15He must have lost his mind, too.
40:17But there is of it.
40:18Well, that's something that I'm going to get me a whole new police force for Hazard County,
40:23and I'm more than one, too.
40:34And now it's two to nothing against the Dukes.
40:38Daisy, you best go pick up Roscoe.
40:39I figure he'll be waiting for you about halfway down that gully on the Tolliver place.
40:43Will do, Luke.
40:44How's it going?
40:45Well, that's hard to say.
40:46But if we don't get him turned into Seminole Canyon right quick, it could all be over.
40:54Hey, we got it made down, Mr. Boss.
40:56It's a level highway straight to the state capitol.
40:58Once we pass the crossroads.
40:59Not once.
41:00You mean if.
41:01Ugh.
41:03Ugh.
41:09Ugh.
41:10Ugh.
41:10Ugh.
41:11Ugh.
41:12Ugh.
41:13Ugh.
41:14Ugh.
41:15Ugh.
41:16Ugh.
41:17Ugh.
41:18Ugh.
41:22Ugh.
41:22Hey, Roscoe.
41:23Come on.
41:24You're going to miss all of the fun.
41:25Come on.
41:27Ugh.
41:29Ugh.
41:29Roscoe!
41:30Huh.
41:32Ugh.
41:34Hurst.
41:34Huh.
41:36Nobody calls them bear.
41:43Raiders, Ruskel's Raiders, we can quit playing cat and mouse with them rats.
41:49They're headed right for the track.
41:50Yee-hoo!
41:52Glad to hear it, Uncle Jesse.
41:54We're right behind you.
42:18Y'all remember that magnetic field we was talking about?
42:22Well, there she is.
42:23A whole ton of her on the end of that wire.
42:42Shoo, fire, I couldn't hit the rear end of a bull with a muck.
42:46Yeah, my suit sure don't need no pressure.
42:49Let's get out of here.
43:01I got the exit blocked.
43:04That's a 10-4, Uncle Jesse.
43:07Daisy, take the west end of the yard.
43:09You got it, Luke.
43:18There's old Cooter sitting up there in a catbird seat.
43:34There they go, Daisy.
43:38Now you got them over there.
43:50It's just like shooting fish in a barrel.
43:56Oh, oh, get on up.
43:58Woo-hoo-hoo!
43:59Shoo, go!
43:59Are you ready?
44:00How are you?
44:01These bees are going up!
44:02Help!
44:03Help!
44:03Put me down!
44:05Oh, come on.
44:05Oh, come on.
44:06You ready?
44:07You all right?
44:08Uh-oh.
44:09Help!
44:09Help!
44:09Help!
44:10Help!
44:10Help!
44:10Help!
44:10We're playing!
44:12We're playing!
44:13We're playing, you here!
44:14We're playing, you here!
44:15We're playing, you here!
44:15We're playing, you here!
44:16Woo-hoo!
44:18You'll be all night out home!
44:19You'll be all night out home!
44:20I sure hope all elbows got a pilot's license!
44:23Help us down!
44:24We're not down!
44:25This is as close to heaven as I want to get!
44:28Nice going, Cooter.
44:29You got them flying just like little angels.
44:31I'm no angel yet!
44:33Can't you make them stop, Uncle Bob?
44:35I thought you were supposed to stop them!
44:38Oh, watch that!
44:40In the middle of your hand!
44:41Yeah!
44:42Don't you do it!
44:42Come back!
44:43Can you get it?
44:44Come back, Huey!
44:45You in!
44:46I think that ought to do it.
44:49We're coming down!
44:50We're coming down!
44:51We're coming down!
45:05We're coming down!
45:08We're coming down!
45:08Let's get out of here!
45:09Come on now!
45:10I got it!
45:11I got it!
45:14Hey!
45:14Hey!
45:15Hey!
45:16Hey!
45:18Easy, Rosco!
45:20You're still with us here!
45:22Oh, get up, Rosco!
45:23Will you get your pee-picking hands off of me?
45:25You oughtn't to be helping me!
45:26You oughtn't be going after them and get that evidence!
45:28Rosco!
45:29It'd just be a waste of time!
45:30Don't you remember?
45:31Old Huey just took care of that for us!
45:33Remember magnets?
45:34Magnets?
45:36The state police old boss was cock of the walk!
45:39He figured he was gonna nail the dukes!
45:49Just like Luke planned!
45:51That electromagnet in the junkyard did more than wipe out the videotape!
45:55It turned two hogs into plucked chickens!
45:58The boss wasn't too delicate about suggesting nephew Huey go back to school!
46:03Cause against the dukes, he was way out of his class!
46:14And now that his own neck was safe, old Rosco didn't lose no time breaking the truce and writing the
46:19dukes a ticket!
46:20Which is just about up to par for Hazard County!
46:41Super great!
46:41Pretty much!
46:44Super great!
46:46Super great!
47:01Super great!
47:02Super great!
47:07Good news!
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