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00:01On the Dukes, Boss and Roscoe get taken for a ride, when Bo and Luke take over the Hazard
00:09Cav Company.
00:13I'm your uncle Jesse.
00:34Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm, beats all you've never saw, been in trouble
00:44with the law since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves, flattening the hills, someday the mountain might get them, but
00:58the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how, that's just a little bit more than the normal
01:11of life.
01:13Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could, fighting the system like a two modern
01:24day Robin Hood.
01:39Now that's the Dukes doing some fancy tire tickling.
01:42No, they ain't playing pack, they're going to work.
01:44Yep, that's what I said, work.
01:46For Miss Tisdale, who runs a post office in a Hazard Cav Company.
01:50You see, about once a year, Miss Tisdale goes to visit her mama out in the country, and
01:54Daisy always builds in for her at the post office, while Bo and Luke run the Hazard Cav
01:58Company.
02:01Hey, Miss Tisdale.
02:03Duke's reporting for duty, ma'am.
02:05Nobody's reporting for nothing till that nobody takes the number and identifies itself.
02:10Yeah, okay.
02:13Number one.
02:14Yes, ma'am, that's me, Miss Tisdale.
02:16Identification, please.
02:17Yes, ma'am, Daisy Duke.
02:19Daisy, these are the rules.
02:21Everybody abides by them, even Uncle Jesse.
02:24God bless him.
02:25You got some instructions for me, Miss Tisdale?
02:27Number two.
02:28Luke Duke.
02:29I know you're all going to do a fine job.
02:33After all, Uncle Jesse didn't raise you.
02:35Yes, ma'am, we wouldn't let you down.
02:37Bo Duke, ma'am, number three.
02:39Uh-uh.
02:40Identification.
02:41Come on, boy.
02:42Yeah, there, number three.
02:47Okay.
02:47Here, let me help you with that, ma'am.
02:49Let me get that for you.
02:51There you go.
02:52Thank you, children.
02:54For helping out.
02:55Yeah.
02:57Bye-bye.
02:58Bye-bye, Miss Tisdale.
02:59Have a good time.
03:00She's silly.
03:11What's the matter?
03:12Ain't y'all ever seen a lady wearing a crash helmet?
03:18Well, look at that.
03:20Boss got himself a hibachi, which is a barbecue, Japanese style.
03:24So he must be fixing to make himself some chitlin's teriyaki.
03:27And in concluding these remarks, let me just say that either your road revenue goes up or your paychecks are
03:34coming down.
03:36Buzzards are the buzzsaw, cousin boss.
03:37What if nobody's breaking the law?
03:39Cletus, every single person driving a car is breaking the law, has broken the law, will break the law, or
03:45is thinking of breaking the law.
03:47Sheriff Coltrane, are we boring you over here?
03:50Uh, no, boss, because we're not listening.
03:52Flash and me, we found two suspects here that stole a $100,000 gold certificate.
03:58Yeah, but I'm talking about something important.
04:00Money.
04:01Well, we're talking about money.
04:02We're talking about reward.
04:03If these fugitives come over here near Hazard County, why, Roscoe, those suspects have got as much chance of showing
04:10up in Hazard County with that gold certificate
04:12as you have a staying in that chair another two seconds.
04:14Now go!
04:15Keep going anyway.
04:17We can't stand the smoke.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Come on.
04:20Oh, cap.
04:28Come on, Flash.
04:29We've got more important things to do if we're not firefighters anyway.
04:33Well, if things in Hazard are going right, then old boss is wrong.
04:38And them gold certificates are going to show up to show his grits of groceries.
04:45Hey, DJ, why don't you slow down a little bit, huh?
04:48I'd kind of like to be rich in this life, not the next one, if you don't mind.
04:51All right, Ray, they're going to be having post-its out on us pretty soon.
04:54As soon as us and that gold certificate's out of state, the better.
04:56Now put it away, will you?
04:57Now, what did I tell you?
04:59Now, it don't matter none that there ain't been a call for a taxi in Hazard since gas was 30
05:04cents and Daisy was queen of the prom.
05:05But when Miss Tisdale got the cab charter, she signed a paper promising to own and operate that cab service,
05:12business or not.
05:13How come y'all clean it up? Don't nobody ever ride in it.
05:16Couldn't hardly stand to look at it the way it is.
05:18Say, could her?
05:19Huh?
05:20The back seat in this thing's all messed up.
05:22You reckon you could take it somewhere and get it fixed so people can sit in it?
05:25Yeah, just drop it down the station.
05:27I'll steam clean it and take it over to Uncle Charlie.
05:29He'll re-upholster it for you.
05:31Hey, do me a favor, though, will you?
05:33Get everything that wiggles, crawls, or bites out of there first, all right?
05:36That's what it did for.
05:37Right in.
05:46Now, nobody would figure to find a speed trap on a dirt road, except in Hazard.
05:51Cletus is a tramp.
05:54I told you to slow down, J.J. Now you done picked up the local law.
05:58It's only temporary.
05:59Put that thing away.
06:06You know, if he catches us with his gold certificate, then we're improving lots of trouble.
06:12Put your home address on that envelope and snap.
06:15Maybe get to the mailbox before he gets to us.
06:24Stretch inside.
06:25Ha!
06:26Got a box now.
06:27Ha!
06:32Get these two and get my razor, my name is.
06:39What?
06:40Woo!
06:41That's good driving.
06:43Look out!
06:57Well, looks like you got off pretty lucky.
06:59Considering you was on the wrong side of the road.
07:01Well, our radiator didn't get off all that lucky, I'll tell you.
07:03You got yourself a customer here if you want it.
07:05You reckon you could fix it?
07:06Well, I could fix anything, but I already got myself a customer.
07:10Tell you what, I'll pick you up on the way back into Hazard.
07:12Be a while, though.
07:13Oh, there's any way we can get into town.
07:14You know, come think of it, there is.
07:16I'll call you a V-Cab.
07:18Yep.
07:19She's all dressed up.
07:20No place to go.
07:21Breaker one.
07:22Breaker one.
07:22Might be crazy, but I ain't dumb.
07:23Crazy Cooter coming at you.
07:25Anybody home at the Hazard Cab Company, come on.
07:27Yeah, crazy.
07:28See, we got you.
07:29Hey, we got that thing running smoother than 10-year-old shine.
07:32That's a real good thing, because y'all won't believe this, but I got you a fair.
07:35A couple of dudes out here on Shady Lane about a half mile east of Orchard Way.
07:39And they look like real big tippers.
07:41I'm gone.
07:41I ain't never known Cooter to drink on a job before.
07:44Sounding sober to me.
07:45Let's go.
07:46A fair, gosh.
07:47You know, it's been years.
07:48We ain't never had a fair before.
07:50We ought to be here in no time.
07:55Get the envelope.
07:56Get the envelope.
08:11Hey, Ty.
08:13Daisy?
08:14Just thought I'd stop by and see how he's getting on.
08:16I can only take a number, sir.
08:18In case you got trouble with your eyes, I ain't a sir.
08:21I'm your Uncle Jesse.
08:23Nobody is anybody until that nobody takes a number.
08:25Now?
08:26You know, if you keep imitating Miss Tisdale, you're going to be the first old maid in the Duke family
08:33tree.
08:35All right.
08:36There's my number.
08:38There's my ID right there.
08:40Driver's license, Hazard County, Jesse Duke.
08:42Can I help you?
08:44Can I take you to lunch?
08:46Yes.
08:52Hey, hey, look up there.
08:54All right.
08:54This here's going to be a day to remember.
08:57Good morning, gentlemen.
08:58And where can we take you this fine day?
09:01You can take us into town if you got one in these parts.
09:03Yes, sir.
09:04We got a town.
09:05Yep.
09:07Go on.
09:07Get right in, sir.
09:09We're sorry about that.
09:10Rear a seat.
09:10We're planning to get it fixed.
09:12Hang on.
09:28And the intrepid pleated speed threat strikes again.
09:32If he don't get something soon, he's going to have to hang around the roadway.
09:35There's a 20 and a 40 if you lose him.
09:37Just for sake, your money.
09:38What my cousin's trying to say is that we're going to lose him, but it's on the house.
09:42It's a little game to play.
09:43Just hold tight.
09:55Say, y'all, uh, y'all in trouble?
09:57Uh, well, yeah, you might say that with our wives.
10:00We stayed over a day at the convention.
10:06You know, looks like they're gaining on us.
10:09Hate to say it, Bob, but this dang thing ain't going to outrun him.
10:13I'll tell you what, if we can make it, if we can make it to Dugan's dump, I bet we've
10:16still got a fighting chance.
10:30And there's Dugan's dump.
10:43Well, that ought even things up, the boss.
10:45It's kind of a dirty trick to play on Cletus.
10:49Yeah, we should have saved that one for Roscoe, huh?
11:18Oh, good, good, good, good, good.
11:20Oh, I love it, I love it, dude.
11:22Oh, this will be a doozy.
11:24Look at this up here.
11:26Let's see.
11:28Truck.
11:29Let's see.
11:32Oh, I hate it.
11:34That'll be 50 on a nose.
11:36My cousin's talking sense.
11:38Oh, no pun intended.
11:40Hey, the man.
11:41Go on with it.
11:43Hey!
11:44Stop it!
11:48All right, you two out.
11:50You two just stay put.
11:52You think he made us?
11:54Not about to take any chances.
11:55Give me the envelope.
12:03Oh, shit!
12:04Don't you threaten me.
12:05You'll just...
12:07Do I know you two?
12:08I know, sir.
12:09It's our first time in Hazard.
12:11Of course I don't.
12:12I know every face in Hazard County,
12:13and you're none of them.
12:15All right, get on your way.
12:17I've got business with these two jokers.
12:20All right, you two ruffians, get out of there.
12:22I mean, I'm serious, get out.
12:23I like that horn.
12:26Oh, that's disgusting.
12:29Listen, don't crowd me.
12:31Don't crowd me.
12:32I'm writing your citation here.
12:34Is it serious?
12:34Let's see what we've got here.
12:36Okay, driving with a license plate
12:39as old as you are.
12:41No plate at all, there.
12:42Listen, and you know,
12:44you've got windshield wipers that don't work.
12:46The wipers work fine.
12:47Well, it's your word against mine, ain't it?
12:49Good, you know, listen.
12:50You know something?
12:51I've done run out of these citations.
12:52I'm gonna have to go get some more.
12:54What's the matter, Roscoe?
12:55Ain't you got enough on us already?
12:56Are you kidding me?
12:57When I get through giving you citations,
13:00this sheriff's gonna have writer's cramp.
13:01Come on, come on.
13:02I love it.
13:03I love it, too.
13:05Funny guy.
13:06By the time he gets finished with all that,
13:08we're gonna be as old and senile as he is.
13:09I like it.
13:10Let's not give him a chance.
13:11Let's slide out of here easy.
13:13That's right.
13:13We'll bring that seat to Cooter.
13:14We promised.
13:14You got it.
13:27Two guys just drove off with all of our goods.
13:29Relax, man.
13:30Relax.
13:30The way that sheriff would guy-balling us,
13:33that's just to figure it's safer where it's at.
13:35When our car's ready, we'll go pick it up.
13:39Let's see.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Got it.
13:44Y'all do remember what's in the back seat, don't you?
13:49Not in there.
13:50Flash, help me find that.
13:52Oh, if I'm looking.
13:53If you're looking for your brains, they're out to lunch.
13:56Oh.
13:56And dinner.
13:57Oh.
13:57And breakfast tomorrow.
13:59Listen, boss.
14:00I'll tell you one thing.
14:01Those Duke boys are sneaky, but I've seen those two fellas before.
14:05Yeah, you've seen them Dukes every day of your life.
14:07Mostly from the rear.
14:08Oh, no.
14:09Oh, I ain't talking about those piddly-addly Duke boys.
14:11I'm talking about these two Desperados that stole that $100,000 gold certificate.
14:16You are?
14:16I saw them today in the back of Miss Teasdale's cab, and the Duke boys were driving.
14:20You sure?
14:21I'm as sure as I know my own name.
14:23I was hoping you were sure on the net.
14:24Yeah.
14:24All right.
14:24Well, let me think.
14:25Let me think about this.
14:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:27I got it.
14:28Them two Desperados, and knowing that there was these posters out on them, was afraid
14:32of being caught with a certificate, so they made arrangements with their Confederates, the
14:35Duke gang, to meet them on the road and slip the certificate to them.
14:38Yeah, yeah.
14:39Listen, boss.
14:40You don't have to worry about it, because Flash and me will catch those Desperados and
14:45cuff them and stuff them.
14:45Oh, forget all about them Desperados.
14:47What we got to do is grab the Duke boys and their certificate, putting the former in the
14:51hoose cow and redeeming the latter for our own personal gain.
14:54I love that.
14:54I love that.
14:55Roscoe, the only thing standing between me and a $100,000 gold certificate is this big
15:00fat sandwich in your little fat mouth.
15:02No, no, the Duke boys, you do-do.
15:04Now, come on.
15:04We got to find them before they're high-tailing out of town and cast that certificate themselves.
15:08You stay here in guard.
15:10Anybody come in here, show no mercy.
15:12Come, come, come.
15:15I told them to put it on the bell.
15:17We're going.
15:18We're going to wind up debtor's prison by the time Miss Tisdale gets back.
15:21Oh, you're going to prison, all right.
15:22Yeah.
15:22Until you're old enough to be Uncle Jesse's uncle.
15:25For an illegal exterior horn.
15:27For not having a license plate on the front.
15:29Grand theft.
15:30All right, you two.
15:31Where's that gold certificate?
15:32What gold certificate?
15:33As if you didn't know.
15:35Well, I guess we're going to have to do it the hard way.
15:38All right.
15:39Y'all realize this happened because Miss Tisdale is visiting her mama?
15:47All right, watch out.
15:48All right, move it out here.
15:50Move it out.
15:50All right, get on, get on.
15:52Don't go with that trigger.
15:53Move it.
15:59Leave a minute, now, leave a minute.
16:00You know what you're doing?
16:02Well, you couldn't.
16:03Didn't I get straight A's in that correspondence course in interrogation?
16:06You did?
16:08Well, what's the lamp for?
16:10See, in lesson one, it tells you that a bright light in the eyes will break any man's will.
16:15Yeah?
16:16Well, just as long as you don't break something of your own.
16:18Do you own me?
16:19All right, you two.
16:20All right, I'm giving you a last chance to confess.
16:23And tell me where you got those gold certificates that those guys slipped to you, huh?
16:29Roscoe, we got no idea what you're talking about.
16:31That's a naughty naughty.
16:32Now, you're not cooperating.
16:33Now, you can't say I didn't give you a warning.
16:36All right, now I'm going to get tough.
16:38All right, boss.
16:38Now, here.
16:39What?
16:39You guard him while I go get something.
16:41Good.
16:42Where you going?
16:42I'll be right back.
16:44All right.
16:45Don't move in there.
16:46He'll be right back.
17:03Now, y'all watch real close.
17:05First off, the gold certificate falls out.
17:07Then Cooter drops his mail.
17:10Now, y'all know what's going to happen, don't you?
17:19Uh-huh, it's happening.
17:20Cooter figures the gold certificate letter is part of his mail.
17:24I've done that, ain't you?
17:25All right, now, I want you to leave the room,
17:28because I don't want you to see me giving them the second degree.
17:32That's the third degree, isn't it?
17:34The second degree is faster, you see.
17:36Oh, I'm going, I'm going.
17:38Now, then, see?
17:39You think you're messing with a kid, huh?
17:41Let's turn out these lights.
17:44Now, now, we'll just see.
17:46Let's plug it right in there.
17:49There.
17:50There you are.
17:51Now, then.
17:52Now, then, we'll see.
17:55Now, this light will not move until you confess.
17:59All right, Roscoe.
18:00Tell me, where did that bank certificate supposedly get stolen from?
18:04The Colonial City Trust Company.
18:07And them two guys who brought it in town stole it?
18:08Now, we're getting someplace.
18:10Now, are you going to tell me where that golden certificate is or what?
18:13Roscoe, like we said before, we don't know.
18:15You want to play games?
18:16Okay, we'll play games.
18:17You see this?
18:18You want some of that, don't you?
18:19Well, you won't get in that unless you confess.
18:22I hate to break this to you, but I ain't thirsty.
18:24I don't care how you snivel or crawl or beg for a drop of...
18:29All right.
18:30Good.
18:30They confess now?
18:32No, but they're on the breaking point.
18:33It's just water.
18:33This is a cooter through the grass.
18:35This is great.
18:37No!
18:38Robert!
18:38Freeze!
18:39The Duke Boys!
18:40Get him, get him, get him!
18:44Get coming by the ears!
18:50Get him, get him.
18:51Get him!
18:52Get him!
18:52Get him.
18:53Get him.
18:53Get him.
18:53Get him.
18:53Get him.
18:54Get him.
18:55Get him.
18:59Stop this.erstankURBURG
19:00Oh, Steve!
19:01Oh, no!
19:02Oh, no!
19:04Oh, no!
19:17Steve!
19:19Steve!
19:21Steve!
19:22Steve!
19:23Come back here!
19:24Steve!
19:25Steve!
19:26Stop right, Steve!
19:27Stop right!
19:27Look out!
19:28Holy shit, Jacket!
19:30You sheriff?
19:30Of course they're sheriffs, you dick, Steve!
19:33Don't knock you in them.
19:35Peter, you just take over.
19:38I'm going in and get a shower before the fruit flies eat me.
19:41Get your hand off a strawberry!
19:47Well, Steve, the shepherd come back.
19:56That's her.
19:58This is Jesse, one of an example.
20:00Yeah, Uncle Jesse, could you meet us down in Clearpond?
20:02You know old still side number seven.
20:03I'll be right over there as soon as I finish here with Charlie.
20:05Rascal!
20:06What?
20:07What?
20:08Oh!
20:09Don't tell me that you let them Duke boys get away from you.
20:11Boss, I let the Duke boys get away from me.
20:13You told me.
20:14Well, it's just that I...
20:16Oh, will you just zip up them flapping lips of yours and listen to me for a change?
20:19Right.
20:20Now, let me think.
20:21Let me think.
20:22We know that that gold certificate had to be in that cab.
20:25But the Duke boys didn't have an arm when we interrogated them.
20:29You know why?
20:30Unzip.
20:31Oh, because they chewed it up and swallowed it to get rid of the evidence.
20:34Zip!
20:35No, no, you lame brainers, because they stashed it.
20:38The question is, where?
20:40Where?
20:40Where?
20:42That's it!
20:43When I think of it, they stashed it in that cab.
20:45And you know why?
20:46Oh!
20:47Unzip.
20:48No.
20:49Because they didn't want to have it on their person.
20:51That's why.
20:52Oh!
20:52All right, listen.
20:53I want you to get a hold of Cletus.
20:54You take that cab over to the police garage and start stripping.
20:59But, boss, isn't the police garage a little public?
21:02I mean stripping that cab.
21:04Oh.
21:05Until you find the gold certificate.
21:06Oh.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Oh.
21:08Yeah.
21:15Seems like a cab's out on call.
21:17You know, maybe that cooter dude could help us locate him.
21:25Well, it appears to me you boys got yourselves a bobcat by the whiskers at feeding time.
21:30You're just gonna have to figure out some way to clear yourselves.
21:35The only way to do that is to get a hold of them, too, before they leave town and get
21:38them to confess and clear ourselves.
21:40Yeah, and get them to turn over that gold certificate.
21:43How you gonna do that?
21:44Oh, you ain't quite got that worked out yet.
21:47Come on.
21:48I hope you're thinking, Luke.
21:51Now, ain't that a nice way to solve problems?
21:53That's why folks in Hazard stay so healthy.
21:56This whistle broke into a screen.
22:00He was found in the red.
22:01Hey, buddy.
22:02His hand.
22:03Hey, Al.
22:04Sorry she ain't quite ready yet.
22:05It's gonna be a while.
22:06I wonder if you could help us out.
22:07We're looking for the cab.
22:08It ain't at the Hackstein.
22:09The only cab in town just got impounded a while ago by Sheriff Roscoe.
22:13Settin' for the back seat, which is over at Uncle Charlie's Uphold Street.
22:17Come to think of it, good buddy, our back seat here could use a little fixin'.
22:21Where could we find this Uncle Charlie?
22:23Can't miss it.
22:24Right across the square, up the alley, and there'll be.
22:26Thank you, we appreciate it.
22:28Sure, thank you.
22:28Thanks a lot, buddy.
22:29Y'all take it easy.
22:38All right, all right, all right.
22:40What you got, Dodo?
22:41I'll tell you what I got.
22:42I got a pain in my back is what I got.
22:44Excuse me, Cletus.
22:45I was talkin' to your superior, Dodo.
22:47Listen.
22:50Listen, boss.
22:51That gold certificate's not in that cab.
22:53It ain't.
22:53No.
22:53Are you sure?
22:54I'd stake my reputation on it.
22:56Well, that don't impress me none.
22:58You search every itty-bitty part of this here cab?
23:00I search never a little itty-bitty part of it.
23:02It ain't in there.
23:03Maybe it's in the back seat.
23:05Well, then why'd you look there?
23:06It's not there.
23:06It ain't?
23:07It's over at Cooter's garage.
23:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:10Then that's where they stashed it.
23:11Come on, we gotta get our hands on that back seat before Cooter gets his hands on that certificate.
23:16Uh, boss, uh, what are we gonna do about the cab?
23:19Put it back together again the way it was.
23:21Oh, put it back together the way it was.
23:26Oh.
23:40Okay, when we get into town, take that side-speed over part behind a church.
23:44All right.
23:44You're gonna have to make it over to Cooter's on foot.
23:46Now, don't do nothing to arouse Cooter's suspicions. Just that casual.
23:49Well, listen. Casual is my middle name.
23:52Wipe the grease off your face, will you?
23:53Oh.
23:54No, no, no. All right.
24:01All right, Cooter. Cooter, listen.
24:03Now, where is that cab's back seat that was standing in there, but ain't standing in there no more?
24:08Why do you want to know?
24:09What Roscoe means is that that seat is due for its annual vehicular inspection.
24:16So where is it?
24:18Do you want to inspect that seat? It's over at Uncle Charlie's upholstery.
24:22Uncle Charlie's upholstery? Give me that.
24:24Come on.
24:26Come on.
24:41Now, just in case y'all forgot, that $100,000 gold certificate is in that brown envelope.
24:46Hey, Cooter.
24:49Hey, y'all.
24:50What's it be?
24:51You seen them two guys we gave that ride to in the cab?
24:53Yeah, it was just here. They went over to Uncle Charlie's.
24:56What business they got over to his place?
24:57Well, when I told them I took the back seat of the cab over there, they said their back seat
25:01needs some work, too.
25:02Looked all right to me, though.
25:04What do you mean? That the seats were all right?
25:05Yeah.
25:06Remember when Roscoe ordered them out of the cab?
25:08Yeah.
25:09They must have stashed that gold certificate in the back seat.
25:11Gold certificate?
25:12Thanks a lot, Cooter.
25:13Yeah, sure. Anytime.
25:15Friends, we have just seen a perfect failure to communicate.
25:19Now, if they just told Cooter the gold certificate was in the envelope,
25:24old Charlie knows what's happening, but he ain't talking.
25:33Charlie!
25:34I got it. Here it is.
25:54Here it is, isn't it?
26:05No, it ain't.
26:07No, it ain't. That couldn't be it.
26:08This is it.
26:09Oh!
26:10Me.
26:10Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
26:13This is it.
26:14This is it.
26:15Me.
26:16Me.
26:23Check over there tonight.
26:37Hey, Luke, ain't this it?
26:40Hey, Luke, ain't this it?
26:41So, this here looks like it.
26:44Roscoe.
26:44What?
26:45Is it?
26:45I heard that.
26:46They got the certificate.
26:48Come on, come on.
26:48What?
26:49Get him.
26:50Go, get him.
26:50Come on.
26:52Please.
26:53Everybody.
26:54Hurry.
26:57Don't anybody move.
26:58Now I can see you.
26:59They're all.
27:00They're all.
27:01They're all.
27:01Let them win.
27:02Let them win.
27:03Let them win.
27:04Come on.
27:05Come on.
27:07This way.
27:08Come on.
27:14Hurry.
27:21Well, it looks like things are fixing to come to a head.
27:31Hurry.
27:32Come on.
27:32Let's go.
27:33We'll take care of you guys later.
27:39Move it.
27:40Go, get up, get up.
27:41Hey.
27:43Hazard's show is tough on strangers.
27:45Till they get the hang of it.
27:51All right, come on.
27:51Come on.
27:56Come on.
27:57Come on.
27:58All right, come on.
28:02Let's get out of here.
28:03Get in there.
28:03Come on.
28:03Come on.
28:04Come on.
28:04Get in the car now.
28:07We got him, boss.
28:08We got him.
28:10Yeah, you bet.
28:11We got him.
28:16Those two kids must have that gold certificate.
28:18It sure ain't here.
28:19Well, then, we'll just pick up our car and go get him.
28:22That fella named, uh, Cooter, he just might know where they live.
28:25Come on.
28:32I bet when Charlie finally gets home, the grits are going to be cold,
28:36and old Bertha won't believe him.
28:49Come on.
28:52Come on.
28:58Come on.
29:04Come on.
29:09I'll get cleaners out here, will you?
29:11Are you there?
29:11No, no, no.
29:13Here is here, not there.
29:14And I want you here.
29:16So you leave there and head in.
29:18Now that's where it's going to slumber me.
29:20Okay.
29:21You say over and out.
29:22I'm going to.
29:24Over and out.
29:49They're still in hot pursuit.
29:51Let's cool them off some.
29:54You got it.
30:00Hang on.
30:07We'll make it.
30:08No, no, you won't.
30:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
30:20no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:24Hey, you think they'd learn?
30:25Yeah, they've tried jumping it enough.
30:31Give me your hand.
30:33I appreciate that.
30:35They look like they're all right.
30:36Let's put some distance in between us.
30:45What are we going to do? I ain't good at swimming.
30:48All right, I'll tell you what you're going to do.
30:49Oh, you're going to go in there and get on the CB, get a hold of Cletus and tell them
30:53to get a patrol car out here right away.
30:55And then I'm going to show you how we're going to get ashore without you swimming or stoop.
31:00Oh, and without me getting wet.
31:03Oh, I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
31:06Don't mention it. Go ahead.
31:06All right.
31:07All right, now.
31:15Boss, Hogue, and I are down here on Frog Lake Pond. We're a little moist.
31:19Would you hurry on down here? Is that a 10-4? Come on.
31:22Frog Lake Pond, right. I'm down and gone.
31:25All right. Well, we got the big 20, 40, there's 60 and the 5.
31:30I sure appreciate it.
31:31Thank you. By the way, those two young cab drivers, do you know where you might find them?
31:36Duke boys? Yeah. Anywhere between here and Chickasaw County. Anything I can do for you?
31:41Well, we left a letter in the back seat of the cab and they just might have found it.
31:45You know, that might have got mixed up with my mail, in which case it's in the mailbox and gone
31:49to the post office.
31:52Well, take it easy here. Thanks a lot.
32:01With that letter in the post office, we are in fat city.
32:05You know, maybe I ought to call home and alert them, but it's on the way.
32:08Yeah, why don't you do that? All right.
32:13All right, boss, go.
32:28I thought you said I wasn't going to get wet.
32:29Oh, I told you I'd get us ashore without you having to swim and without me getting wet.
32:35Well, you didn't mention the mud.
32:37Well, little mud never hurt a groomed man.
32:39No, just...
32:49Luke, you got that look in your eyes again?
32:52Bro, listen.
32:53You know, them two dudes and boss and Roscoe are all chasing us, right?
32:56Yeah.
32:57Okay, that means one thing.
32:59That they think that we got the gold certificate.
33:02Which we ain't got.
33:04Which means it must still be in the back seat of that cab.
33:06You got it.
33:10This here is lost sheep calling crazy. See you come back.
33:12Crazy cooter coming back at you. Come on, Lucas.
33:15We think there might be something of special interest hidden in that back seat over at Uncle Charlie's.
33:18Can you check it out for us?
33:19Hey, if you're referring to that letter, I'll tell you what I told them two dudes.
33:23I mailed it.
33:24Thanks a lot, crazy.
33:32Yeah, wait. Wait. Come in.
33:34Come in. Come in.
33:36What is it? What is it?
33:37Come here.
33:38You're a mess.
33:39Go wash up in the lake.
33:41And watch my car.
33:42Come on, let's take care of you.
33:44Down by the yard.
33:45It's a dude.
33:46Come on.
33:47Let's go after him.
33:48And if you lose them and their gold certificate this time,
33:52your fat sister's gonna be needing a black dress for your funeral.
33:56Well, black's pretty on fat people.
33:59Come on.
34:01I love you.
34:02Come on.
34:03Come on.
34:07Did you say wash the car or wash the car?
34:10Ain't no point.
34:12He ain't got no soap.
34:14Bye-bye.
34:20My wife says the cops have got the house under surveillance.
34:24What are we gonna do now?
34:25I'll tell you what we're gonna do now.
34:27We're just gonna get that letter back from the post office.
34:32Meanwhile, Jessie came by the post office to relieve Daisy,
34:35so she could deliver the Daisy's mail to the main branch in Colonial City.
34:56That little lady that just came in here.
34:58Oh, you're gonna have to take a number and show me some identification.
35:04Yes, sir.
35:05Now, what can I do for you?
35:05That little lady just came in here.
35:07Where'd she go?
35:08Oh, oh, she took the mail up to Colonial City.
35:10Does it every afternoon at 3 o'clock.
35:13Where's Colonial City?
35:13Just three miles up Highway 1 here and then to the top of the hill.
35:25Now, old Jessie couldn't help being curious.
35:27If them boys wanted to mail something, that's what Uncle Sam was paying him for.
35:35Ain't that kind of hard on cars?
35:37I'd say so.
35:38Is Daisy still here?
35:39No, she took the mail sack up to Colonial City.
35:41There wasn't a couple strangers around here, was there?
35:43Yeah, just here.
35:44They left looking for Daisy.
35:46Say, are them the fellas that got you into this mess?
35:48Yeah.
35:49Daisy could be in trouble then, couldn't she?
35:51Not if we get to her first.
35:52You reckon I should go along?
35:54No, it's all right.
35:54We'll keep in touch.
35:55Well, then...
36:05You're letting him get too far ahead.
36:07Well, no, not really.
36:08See, it's a sort of a secret plan of mine.
36:10See, I'm sort of lulling those criminals into a false sense of security.
36:14Oh, come on, let's go!
36:17Let's go!
36:18Let's go!
36:19Let's go!
36:19Let's go!
36:20Let's go!
36:20Let's go!
36:21Let's go!
36:22Let's go!
36:23Let's go!
36:38Daisy's in range.
36:41There's a lot of sheep calling Country Cousin.
36:43Come back.
36:46Country Cousin here.
36:47If that's you, Luke, I can't finally hear you.
36:50Okay.
37:07Daisy, you read me?
37:08Affirmative.
37:09You think you're in danger.
37:09There's two slickers on your tail.
37:11No, they ain't, Luke.
37:12They're here.
37:15Get out.
37:18You know, I just hate the thought of sweet Daisy being in danger.
37:27Harry Ray, you pick up that mail sack.
37:29That's a federal offense, sir.
37:30What are we going to do about her now?
37:32Just going to take her with us in case someone decides to play hero.
37:35Right over there, just get in the middle.
37:36Come on, let's go.
37:37Just get right in there.
37:38We'll get real cozy.
37:44Today's your evening.
37:47You don't think they've heard her, do you?
37:50She can handle herself, can't she?
37:53I hope so.
38:01A fork in the road, and somebody's got to decide something.
38:05Where's that road lead to, little lady?
38:07Uh, that's Shovel Town.
38:08Oh, Shovel Town.
38:10Okay, uh, it's just a few miles out of Shovel Town, and we are across the state line.
38:18I'll tell you one thing.
38:19Them boys ain't never been to Shovel Town.
38:35Must have her with them.
38:36Come on.
38:41Come on.
38:42Come on.
38:59Shut the hood off.
39:01I'll scuff my vehicle again.
39:02I just...
39:03Is that something?
39:04Yeah, well, you can put it down here.
39:06Yeah.
39:08Oh.
39:09Get it down.
39:10Well, get it down.
39:11It won't stay down.
39:12Yeah, well, it will, if you put a dead weed on it.
39:15What dead weed?
39:15Get up here.
39:16Oh, boss.
39:17Get up.
39:18No.
39:18Come on.
39:19Wait a minute.
39:19Boss, wait a minute.
39:20What you gonna do there?
39:21Boss, listen.
39:22Wait a minute now, boss.
39:22Boss, let's think about this.
39:24Listen.
39:24Listen to the birds.
39:26Boss!
39:27Boss.
39:28Stay there, dude.
39:29Get stuck.
39:30Listen.
39:31Boss.
39:32Listen.
39:32Listen.
39:32This is really necessary.
39:35Ooh.
39:36Ooh.
39:38Ooh.
39:45They ain't crazy enough to head back to Colonial City.
39:48Must mean they're headed towards Shovel Town.
39:50Yeah.
39:51Well, if we head across Grover's Gulch, I bet we can pick up some time.
39:53You got it.
39:55Ooh.
40:05What kind of place is this Shovel Town, little lady?
40:08Ain't no kind of place.
40:09It's an old deserted mannequin.
40:12No Lord will slow us down.
40:15Hey, look right up there.
40:17Who gonna scuff me?
40:18Old boss ain't lost his touch from driving moonshine.
40:21I can't see nothing.
40:22We can't see anything.
40:23Yeah.
40:24Slow us down.
40:27Just hold on.
40:28Just hold on.
40:28You'll be okay.
40:29Hang on.
40:31Oh, boy.
40:32No.
40:32Just listen.
40:33Don't hit him.
40:34Hey.
40:34Boys.
40:35You're gonna stop him.
40:36Get the damas.
40:36What?
40:37Oh, my God!
40:45Oh, shit, slow it down!
40:47Oh, oh, oh!
40:49Foster, even as a dead wheat, you're a total loss.
40:52Now, get back on that hood. We're headed for Doubletown!
40:55Boss, it so sudden stops, it scuffed me.
40:59Watch it, will you?
41:01I can't get on there again.
41:05Slow it down now!
41:07Don't hold me, my boy!
41:10Now, as you can see, business in Doubletown is falling off something terrible.
41:37Now we know what happened to Daisy.
41:39Yeah, it looks like she's all right, though.
41:42You reckon they'll use them guns?
41:44Stealing bonds is one thing, but shooting at people is something else.
41:47I hope.
41:48You ready?
41:49Let's go.
41:55Sorry I asked, cousin.
41:57Hey, listen, if you don't ask, you ain't never gonna learn nothing, huh?
41:59You ain't shooting back.
42:01They're scared of hitting the girl.
42:03The question is, how are we gonna get over there to Daisy?
42:06I think the question's more, how is she gonna get back to us?
42:08Come on.
42:14We can't stay here forever, good buddy.
42:16Just cover me, I'll check around.
42:18Where are you going?
42:19Gonna find me another spot so I can get a better shot at him.
42:23Oh, no, no, right here, just...
42:24Here, right here.
42:30There's only some way I can draw their attention away from Daisy for a minute.
42:36Got an idea.
42:37Yeah.
42:45Oh, no!
42:48Got her!
42:53Oh, no!
42:55Oh, no!
42:55Oh, no!
42:56Oh, no!
42:56Oh, no!
43:00Oh, no!
43:08Oh, no!
43:09Oh, no!
43:10Oh, oh, boys!
43:11Too fast!
43:12Too fast!
43:12Hang on!
43:15Let's get to the barn!
43:17Maybe I can lay this in there close enough to stun him.
43:19We can get that mail back.
43:21All right, wait, cuz.
43:33Move it.
43:35Call the police in Colonial City on CBR.
43:40Breaker, Breaker.
43:41Colonial City Sheriff's Department, you read me?
43:47Look, we gotta get in there somehow.
43:49Shoot.
43:52Feeling strong, cousin?
43:54Yeah, let's do it.
44:10Where'd it go?
44:15Where'd it go?
44:15Let's wait to lay it looking.
44:16All right.
44:18Go.
44:28Where'd they go?
44:29Did you see them?
44:30Where are they?
44:58I'm serious now.
45:00I'm serious now.
45:01I'm serious.
45:02I'm serious.
45:02I'm serious.
45:03Ah, go out of here.
45:11Oh.
45:17All right.
45:19Yes.
45:20Yes.
45:21Yes.
45:22Yes.
45:23Come on.
45:23Yes.
45:25Come on.
45:26Yes.
45:26Come on.
45:28Boss, cut that out.
45:29That's a federal offense.
45:31What are you doing?
45:31What do you mean?
45:32I'm just checking to make sure nobody's cheating on their poosties.
45:36Boss!
45:37Give me that!
45:38Oh, this is it!
45:38Oh, this is it!
45:39Oh, this is it!
45:42Oh, this is it!
45:44Oh, there it is!
45:45The gold certificate!
45:46Oh, looky there!
45:48That's good.
45:49That's good.
45:49That's good.
45:49That's good.
45:51It's a good thing them Colonial City Police, the days they called, showed up when they
45:55did.
45:55Otherwise, Boss would have ended up with that $100,000 gold certificate.
45:59Oh, these here.
46:00Get out of here.
46:03And that's another one, and another one, and another one, and they ought to do it!
46:08Yeah.
46:08You're welcome.
46:09And since the meter of Miss Tisdale's cab was set in motion while old Boss had it,
46:13he had to make good on the fare.
46:15It'd have been cheaper to buy it.
46:17So if y'all ever get a letter with a hazard postmark, there ain't no telling what that
46:22letter went through to get to you.
46:26Go Chico!
46:27I think it'll be alright.
46:28It'll be alright!
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