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00:00Tonight, on the Dukes.
00:02Let's do it!
00:04Everybody's fishing for a way to find the treasure of soggy marsh.
00:26Hang on, fellas!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday in the mountain I'd get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a two modern-day Robin Hood
01:34Ever since Deputy Enos Strait come back to Hazard from the big city
01:38He's been chasing the Duke boys
01:40Because he was ordered to
01:41But this time, it's his own idea
01:51He's still hanging in there
01:52Better see what he wants
01:55Enos, what is it this time?
01:56I'll let you know since I'll catch up with you
01:58Then I guess we never will find out
02:06You know, the repair business is a major industry enhancement
02:09Looks like old Enos is gonna have to put in a right smart overtime to pay for that water tower
02:18This is the happiest day of my life
02:22Listen, let me fill you in on all the details
02:24Oh, yeah
02:24Now, of course, you do remember that bang robber, uh, Kingston
02:27Oh, yeah, Kingston
02:28About ten years ago
02:29Rumor had it that he stashed half a million dollars of his loot somewhere in Hazard County
02:33Just before he was nailed by the Fed
02:35Oh, I remember that
02:36And he didn't find a trace of that money anywhere
02:38Yeah, till now
02:39Now?
02:39Of course
02:40Kingston's cellmate up at the penitentiary
02:42Well, he got word to me through the grapevine
02:44That he was coming out very soon
02:46And he'd have with him a map showing where the money is
02:48If he's got the map, what does he need us for?
02:51Well, since the money was stashed right in the middle of soggy marsh
02:54Pruitt needs a grub stake
02:55So we can go out and buy some diving gear, don't he?
02:57Plus, he needs someone to make sure that no one comes snooping around while he's looking
03:01Oh, yeah
03:01Especially like a snoopy deputy like Enos
03:04Or maybe the Duke boys
03:22Uh-huh
03:23Looks like old general has done flow to shield
03:40Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm tired
03:43Dang, dang, I'll be glad to pay for that
03:45It's okay, Enos
03:46You called us fair and square
03:48You wanted to tell us why you were chasing us?
03:50Practice, I just wanted to see if I could catch up with y'all
03:52You mean to tell me you ain't gonna give us a ticket?
03:54Oh, heck no
03:55I got orders from Sheriff Roscoe to drop everything
03:57And get out to the northwest corner of the county as fast as I could
04:00The fastest way I could think of is to chase y'all this far
04:02Good idea, huh?
04:04Good idea
04:05That's a great idea, Enos
04:06What's so important out there?
04:07Oh, I gotta paint center divider lines on all the roads
04:10If it takes me a whole week
04:11And I'm behind schedule already
04:13Give my best to Uncle Daisy
04:14Uncle Daisy
04:14Uncle Jesse, I'm in
04:16I'll paint for that tire, fellas, now
04:18Okay, see you later, Enos
04:19See y'all
04:19Now, old boss's plan was already cooking
04:22There's nothing but dirt roads and a lot of possum where Enos is going
04:28You think of what I'm thinking?
04:30You know, there ain't no paved roads out that way
04:32You mean to tell me they got Enos painting divider lines on dirt roads?
04:36That don't make sense
04:37It sure don't
04:41Hey, unless maybe boss and Roscoe are trying to keep the fella that's painting those lines out in the boonies
04:45for a week
04:45It sure appears that way
04:48And here comes boss's little helpers
04:50Alumni from the state pen
04:52Looking for a fresh start at the life of crime
04:55Reckon they figured they'd start at the top, huh?
04:58Here they are, pink and green
05:02You can't have any of those
05:03You're on your diet
05:04Remember that?
05:05These are for flesh
05:06Oh, look at this
05:09Oh, you got the mip?
05:13You got the scuba diving gear and boots?
05:15Just waiting to be picked up
05:16Come on in
05:20Watch out for that dog, he's vicious
05:23Pruitt, listen, just to protect my investment
05:25I'll take that map now if you don't mind
05:26Now hold on there, hog
05:28We're going to need this thing to find out where to dive for that half million dollars
05:32Fifty percent of which, I remind you, is going to be mine
05:34Lish, my fifty percent of fifty percent of your fifty percent
05:38What is he, the resident echo?
05:40Will you hush?
05:41Don't you say it, Roscoe P. Coltrane
05:43Now just, uh, how soon can we get this gear and start diving?
05:46Well, you go park in the woods someplace
05:48Uh, I'll call you on the CB just as soon as I find a way to stop them trouble-making
05:52duke boys from poking their nose in our business
05:54Uh, okay, come on, Liv
05:57Nooo!
05:58Grrrr!
05:59So, stage one of Boss's plan, Enos out of the way, was working real good
06:04Now he needed to do the same for the dukes
06:06So they wouldn't be snooping around while his divers were searching soggy marsh
06:10Here they are
06:11Here, they're coming
06:17I'll keep it tied up inside, long enough for you to plant the evidence
06:21Ooh!
06:22Here!
06:23Ooh!
06:24Those doozies
06:26Ooh!
06:27Look at the machine!
06:28I'll take the other one too, will you?
06:30I'll take the other one too, will you?
06:31Ooh!
06:36Hey, Daisy!
06:37You ready to go?
06:38Hey, fellas!
06:39Sure, as soon as I finish setting up for dinner, then I'm off, right, Boss?
06:42Oh, wrong, wrong, wrong, Daisy!
06:44Listen, I want you to drive right over to Chickasaw this very minute and pick up the menus
06:49We don't use menus at the boar's nest
06:51Well, we didn't, but now we do, starting tonight
06:53I aim to turn this into a class, please
07:01Well, I'd still love to help you out, Boss, but my jeeps at Cooter's getting a break shop, so
07:05Yeah, well, I need those menus today
07:07Besides, they've got the upped prices on them
07:09Now, listen, though, uh, you don't know anybody's car you could borrow, do you?
07:14It wouldn't take but, uh, an hour or two
07:17You don't have to bat your baby browns at us, Boss
07:19We'll drive Daisy over to Chickasaw
07:21Just as long as you know it's strictly a favor for her
07:23And as long as you don't up them prices until tomorrow
07:26All right, you got yourself a deal
07:28Heh heh
07:35Oh, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
07:37Say, uh, uh, since I don't want to be under no obligation or no dukes
07:40Uh, Daisy, why don't you make a sandwich for each one of these boys on the house?
07:44Sure thing, Boss
07:46Free lunch at the boar's nest?
07:49Well, wonders never cease
08:06Here you go, fellas
08:09Thanks, Daisy
08:10Uh-huh
08:11We'll leave these on the way up, come on
08:12No, no, no, you don't
08:13No, no, no, no, no
08:14Not just yet
08:15On the corner of, uh, well, you ain't sampled the soup?
08:18Well, Boss, we don't have any soup
08:20Then make some
08:24Did you, right after you get back from Chickasaw
08:27Go on, on your way
08:29I knew it was too good to last
08:32Hey, Sheriff
08:34What, Daisy, what, what is that for?
08:36Somebody's gotta finish washing the dishes
08:38D-d-d-dishes
08:39D-dishes
08:40D-d-d
08:40I have to do dishes
08:42D-d-d
08:54Now, Boss is calling Sheriff Little was phase two of his operation to get the dukes out of the way
08:59Seems simple, don't it?
09:01Hello, Sheriff Little
09:02Uh, this is J.D. Hogg of Hazel County
09:04How you doin'? How's every little thing in Chickasaw County?
09:08Nice
09:09Quiet and peaceful, and I aim to keep it that way
09:12Well, I hate to ruin your day
09:13But I think you oughta know that there's a couple of desperate criminals headed your way
09:18Make that three desperate criminals headed your way
09:21You see, I have these diamond cufflinks
09:23Been in my family for generations
09:25Worth a fortune
09:27Priceless
09:29While the boys and Daisy were heading for trouble in a Chickasaw frame-up
09:33Old Boss was fixin' to take a plunge in the money market
09:36For stolen money
09:37Two face masks
09:38Two face masks
09:39Two face masks
09:41Two face masks
09:44Two face masks
09:48Two feet
09:52Two weeps
09:53Two nuestro
09:53Two wet suits
09:53Yeah
09:54Two wet suits
09:55Two wet suits
09:57And two oxygen tanks outside
10:00Two oxygen tanks outside
10:02Two oxygen tanks outside
10:03Two oxygen tanks outside
10:04Speakin' of oxygen, I can use a little bit, regardless
10:06Yeah, you can't afford it, so just breathe the air
10:09Now, put all this on my tab.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:14Up!
10:14And put that on his tab.
10:16That one!
10:17That one!
10:18That one!
10:19That one!
10:20Get off!
10:21Down, dog!
10:22That goes on his tab.
10:24That's it!
10:29Two tanks!
10:30Two tanks!
10:32Oh, ho, ho!
10:34Let me give you a hand with the load.
10:35Oh!
10:39Oh!
10:40Oh!
10:42Oh!
10:43You come out of there!
10:44You can't ride in there!
10:45You gotta drive me!
10:46You know that!
10:47Come on!
10:49By this time, the boys and Daisy were on the outskirts of Chickasaw City.
10:53While over at Soggy Marsh, old boss was getting heavy into water sports.
10:59While boss is down right nautical.
11:03That's it, all right!
11:04Pull up in here!
11:06That's the idea!
11:07All right, drop anchor!
11:09Drop anchor!
11:10Yeah, that's it, boys!
11:12What?
11:14Can you smell it?
11:15Can you?
11:16Yeah.
11:17You know, they ought to give that catfish a decent burial.
11:19Huh?
11:19No!
11:20No!
11:21I'm talking about the sweet aroma of money!
11:24Oh, money!
11:25No!
11:26Oh, money!
11:26Yeah, according to this mimp, if that half a million simoleons was fish, they'd be jumping
11:31into this boat the very minute!
11:38Oh, Roscoe!
11:39Oh, Roscoe!
11:40My fortune is made!
11:42Oh, Roscoe!
11:56Oh, Roscoe!
12:01My fortune is made!
12:01Hi!
12:04I'm here to pick up some menus for the boys!
12:05Old boss's phase two was working good.
12:08The Dukes were out of the way.
12:10Don't tell me.
12:11The menus won't be ready till tomorrow, right?
12:13No!
12:14The menus won't be ready ever!
12:16Boss never ordered them!
12:17Now, that don't make sense.
12:18Now, why would boss want to send us on a wild goose chase?
12:27Daisy Duke!
12:28I thought you had more sense than to show up in Chickasaw with them two.
12:32Sheriff, I'd love to argue with you, but I gotta get going.
12:35Oh, maybe not.
12:37See, I got me a warrant to search the General Lee.
12:40Oh, shoot, Sheriff.
12:41You don't need a warrant to do that.
12:42Dear, I guess.
12:43We ain't got nothing to hide from you.
12:44Yeah, well, we'll just see about that.
12:50Come on.
12:54Hmm, so you all still think you ain't got nothing to hide, huh?
12:58I've never seen those cufflinks before in my life.
13:00Funny, that's just what Boss Hogg said you'd say.
13:02Boss?
13:03You should've known he was behind this.
13:07Ah!
13:10You ain't gonna have done that, Daisy Duke.
13:12There ain't no way them boys gonna get away from me.
13:14I'll be with you later.
13:19Ah-ahh!
13:22Oh!
13:29No!
13:30No!
13:31Oh!
13:35Yeah!
13:36Yeah!
13:44That sk colocar!
13:45Bye!
14:46Well, the general lady sure picked a fine time to cut out.
14:49Oh, I sure wish Sheriff Little would.
15:00Make yourselves at home, boss.
15:04You have one phone call from you, between the three of you.
15:08Come on now, Sheriff.
15:09Why don't you give us a break?
15:10You know we don't belong in here.
15:12But we can guess why Boss Hogg framed us.
15:14We might have to talk to a dozen people.
15:16As long as you can do it all in one phone call.
15:20Why, phone Uncle Jesse, huh?
15:21Uh, in case you got a mind to knock something else out of my hand, I'll put in the quota.
15:26Yes, sir.
15:34Hello, operator.
15:35Would you give me hazard 587, please?
15:41All right, will you just answer that while I think?
15:43Well, I'm thinking, too, you know.
15:45Go away here.
15:45Good grief.
15:50Boss Hogg, Soggy Marsh, temporary office.
15:53Roscoe P. Coltrane speaking.
15:55Oh, hello.
15:57It's Bessie Lou.
15:58She wants to talk to you.
15:59Oh, Bessie Lou.
16:00Just the call I've been waiting for.
16:01Oh, good guy.
16:02Say hello from Roscoe.
16:04Hello.
16:04You just talked to her, didn't you?
16:06Oh, well, we didn't.
16:07This is J.D. Hogg, Bessie Lou.
16:11No, I didn't change my mind, none.
16:13No, no, do just like I told you.
16:15You just patch me right into the line before you put that call through to Jesse Duke.
16:20Yeah.
16:24Hey, hello.
16:25Uncle Jesse.
16:26Where in the world do you have been?
16:27The boys left here about two hours ago to pick you up.
16:29I know.
16:30Well, it's a long story, Uncle Jesse.
16:32But we're in the Chickasaw County Jail, and Sheriff Little thinks that we stole Boss Hogg's diamond cufflinks, which we
16:38didn't.
16:38Boss framed us.
16:39He sent me and the boys out here to pick up menus for the boar's nest.
16:42The next thing we know, we're under arrest for stealing his cufflinks.
16:45Sheriff Little found them in the glove box.
16:47Well, Sheriff Little's too smart to believe a trumped-up charge like that.
16:51Well, I know it, but he's got too much evidence not to hold us.
16:54Well, we'll just see about that when I get there, and I'm leaving right now.
17:04Yeah, I don't have to do it.
17:08It worked, it worked, it worked, it worked.
17:09It all worked.
17:09Yeah, Sheriff Little has got Coy and Vance Duke in the calaboos.
17:12Oh, good news, good news.
17:14And Daisy's in the cell right next to him.
17:16Oh, that's even better news.
17:17All right, come on.
17:18Let's get out on the marsh and see how that scuba diver's going along.
17:22Wait a minute, it's my move.
17:23All right, we'll finish when we come back.
17:25All right.
17:25Yeah, come on, come on, we've got to go.
17:29When will that Roscoe learn that I don't have to see money to know where it is?
17:35Meanwhile, Jesse was headed full out for the Chickasaw jade,
17:38while Boss was headed for the middle of Saundry Marsh.
17:41All right.
17:42Let's get going.
17:43Yeah, get in there.
17:44Yeah, let's go out and see how you're doing.
17:45All right.
17:49Whilst Boss's minions was wasting no time searching,
17:53the intrepid Deputy Strait was painting himself into a corner,
17:56which accounted for everybody who was anybody
17:59who mattered to somebody, somewhere.
18:04Sounded?
18:05Hey, dang it.
18:07You ought to watch where you're going now.
18:10What do you mean you've got to show me the way?
18:11I've been going in and out of this jail since you...
18:15How long is it going to take to bail us out of here?
18:17Well, uh, too long.
18:19Sheriff Little tells me that the circuit judge has got to set the bail,
18:22and he ain't due for another five days.
18:24Boss really framed us good.
18:26I'd just like to know why.
18:27We're dicks.
18:28Isn't that enough for that character?
18:29Maybe J.D. didn't want to get rid of you for good.
18:32Maybe he just wanted you out of the way for a couple of days.
18:35We ain't the only ones.
18:36Don't forget he's got Enos somewhere out in the boonies painting divider lines.
18:39That's right.
18:40You know, I think you boys are right.
18:42J.D. must have something awful big going on in Hazard real soon.
18:47If we're going to find out what it is, and prove that we were framed,
18:50we ain't got time to wait for any circuit judge to get down here and turn us loose.
18:53What do you got up your sleeve?
19:01Hey, boss.
19:02Yeah.
19:02Listen, I can't see a pee-picking thing.
19:03Why, I said?
19:04I said I can't pee-picking.
19:18Go take the mask off.
19:20Oh, that's right.
19:21All right.
19:21Now, listen, you just make like a donut and start dunking once more.
19:25It's all right.
19:25Yeah, see if you can spot it.
19:26All right.
19:27It's all right.
19:28Oh, boy!
19:29There's a sea monster.
19:31I'll save you.
19:31Get back.
19:32Oh, it ain't no sea monster.
19:33Take off that thing.
19:34Look, they're on our side.
19:35Oh, well, it's just lucky for you, fella.
19:37Boys, any luck down there?
19:38Well, according to the map, this is the exact location.
19:42I reckon we're going to have to move the boat a bit and try again.
19:45Well, if you don't find it that time, move the boat again.
19:48And if you don't find it then, keep on moving it every time until you find my money.
19:53Wait a minute.
19:54You mean our money, don't you?
19:55Oh, I'm sorry.
19:56That was just a slip of the wallet.
19:58I mean the tongue.
19:59All right, what are you waiting for?
20:00Go on.
20:01Yeah, go on.
20:01Get going there.
20:04And you, just hush up with them remarks and get this thing started, will you?
20:09Because we got to get out of here, don't you know?
20:11Don't worry about it.
20:12Just get back.
20:13Ah!
20:16Oh, little bat buddy.
20:25While Boss was treading water, Daisy and the boys were marking time, uh, in a manner of speaking.
20:32Come and get it, Daisy.
20:34Sugar, would you mind bringing it in?
20:36I seem to have broke this little thing here.
20:37I suppose I could make an exception just this once.
20:45Aren't you sweet?
20:48Well, here you go.
20:52Hey, what?
20:53Oh, come on.
20:53I'm sorry about this.
21:01Friends, that is my kind of woman.
21:09Get ready, Uncle Jesse.
21:10Let's see.
21:11Yeah.
21:14And we're sure lucky Sheriff Little then stopped to look for the other key before he ran us in.
21:19I guess he didn't figure we were going anywhere.
21:21Well, I guess he doesn't know us too well, does he?
21:27We're about to see an interesting experiment in physics.
21:31The one about the irresistible force and the immovable object.
21:34And somebody better duck.
21:36Come on.
21:40Come on.
21:42Come on.
21:44Come on.
21:46Come on.
21:48Come on.
21:49Come on.
21:50Come on.
21:51Come on.
21:52Come on.
21:53Come on.
21:54Come on.
21:55Come on.
21:56Come on.
21:56Come on.
21:57Come on.
21:57Come on.
21:58Come on.
22:00Come on.
22:01Come on.
22:23They better hope Sheriff Little don't catch them
22:26because they won't go to jail.
22:28They'll be barbecued slow.
23:04We'll be back to Hazard, see what we're going to do.
23:06Who the boss is up to?
23:07Well, how?
23:08You don't expect them to come right out and tell us, do you?
23:10The way I see it, he's got so many trouble little fingers in the pie, he's going to have
23:13to keep a record of it somewhere.
23:14And the only place to keep a record is in the office.
23:22Shoot!
23:24Oh, my, oh, my.
23:26You're getting my hair real dry, sugar pie.
23:28I just hope he nipped this cold in the bud.
23:32Roscoe, I don't want to catch pneumonia and face on, just as we're about to get on you.
23:36My hands on half a million dollars.
23:38Oh, no.
23:38That would be horrendous.
23:40Listen, little fat buddy, just in case you would have to pass on, maybe you could sign
23:44over your shares to me, you know, just in case.
23:46Up!
23:53Look, would you answer the phone there and forget all about shares and such like me?
24:00Shoot!
24:00Oh!
24:01Oh!
24:02Oh!
24:03Boss Hog's office, Sheriff Scoopy Coltrane here.
24:06Who?
24:07Oh!
24:08Uh, uh, uh, boss, it's Sheriff Little.
24:12Sheriff Little?
24:12Yeah, it's for you.
24:13Oh, for me?
24:14Yeah.
24:14Yeah, he probably wants to thank me for tipping him off to them desperate criminals.
24:18Give me the phone, will you please?
24:20Hello, Sheriff Little, this is J.D. Hogg.
24:22Oh, come on, will you please?
24:24J.D. Hogg here, Sheriff Little, what can I do for you?
24:27Them dukes.
24:28They busted out about a half hour ago.
24:30I lost them.
24:30But they must be on their way back to Hazard.
24:33I'm coming after them.
24:34No, don't do that!
24:35It'd spoil everything!
24:36I mean, uh, you don't have to bother.
24:38You just go on back to Chickasaw County and I'll have my Sheriff Roscoe catch them.
24:42Oh, that's telling them chubby little buddies.
24:45I wouldn't trust Roscoe to catch chicken pox.
24:48Officially, I'm just advising you of the situation.
24:51But I'm still keeping on their tails.
24:54Sheriff Little, hello!
24:55What'd he say?
24:56He hung up.
24:57Oh, gee, what a sneaky he is.
24:58Oh!
24:59Oh, Roscoe!
25:01I'm sorry there.
25:02Raise your fat little jowl.
25:03Blasted.
25:04Hang up on me, will he?
25:05Yeah.
25:06Roscoe, we gotta do something.
25:08Oh, I know.
25:08Let's call him back and reverse the charges.
25:11What?
25:11No, I mean about the Duke boys.
25:13Oh, the Duke boys.
25:14We gotta see that they don't get nowhere near soggy morse.
25:17No.
25:17Even if we have to call out the Hazard Irregulars.
25:20Well, we can call out Enos.
25:21He's a regular.
25:22Oh, yeah, good idea.
25:24Let's get Enos on the CB.
25:26Excuse me just a minute, Sugar Pie.
25:29Go on, get him quick, will you?
25:31Oh, Sugar Pie, here's $50.
25:35Ten for drying my hair so good, and the rest for not telling nobody nothing about what
25:40you hear in this here room.
25:41Enos, this is your superior officer, Roscoe P. Coltrane speaking.
25:45Come back.
25:46Enos, you better be listening, dipstick.
25:49Yes, sir, Sheriff.
25:50What can I do for you?
25:51Listen, I want you back here at boss's office right away.
25:54I mean drop anything you're doing right now.
25:57Enos, get back here on the double.
25:59Sheriff.
26:00What?
26:01Sheriff, wait a minute.
26:03I'm gone.
26:03You didn't tell me what I was, Sheriff.
26:06Oh, shucks.
26:10Daisy, who can drive my wheels anytime, was getting set to turn General Lee into a getaway
26:15car, in case somebody spotted Coy and Vance dropping through the skylight into boss's
26:20office.
26:24You take the fire cabinet.
26:25I'll take the desk.
26:26I feel a lot better if I know what the heck we're looking for.
26:28They're for names, dates, places.
26:30Anything that looks out of the ordinary and crooked.
26:32Everything boss does is out of the ordinary and crooked.
26:35Old Enos was getting to town as fast as he could.
26:39And Pruitt and Gregory were slogging around the bog, and a lot closer to their money than
26:43they knew.
26:53In fact, the only ones not getting anywhere was Coy and Vance.
26:57But things are about to change.
27:08Hey, Coy, I think we got something here.
27:10Take a look.
27:12Mr. Hugg?
27:13I didn't know it.
27:14Where's my C at?
27:15Mr. Hugg?
27:18Mr. Hugg?
27:19Mr. Hugg?
27:19I come as quick as I could, Mr. Hugg.
27:21You in here?
27:23Hey, come on!
27:35Hey, Coy, Vance!
27:37I'm gonna tell you I can just you'd love!
27:59I thought you let him catch the sugar!
28:00Don't you worry. Hang on, fellas.
28:32Let's go.
29:02Right in the old Hazard carwalk.
29:05Hey, hey, hey, hey.
29:06What are you gonna see?
29:09Oh!
29:14Oh, he's okay.
29:15Not only that, looks like he found himself a little friend.
29:19While he and that little duck are getting better acquainted,
29:22we're gonna have time to check out what I found on Boss's calendar.
29:24Come on, let's go.
29:29Hey, buddy.
29:30Since Rue Bottom was the only native in Hazard who could even spell scuba,
29:35the boys went to him to see if he could tell them anything.
29:39Two wetsuits, two face masks, two oxygen tanks, and two sets of flippers.
29:45Since when did Boss and Roscoe scuba die?
29:47Oh, them wetsuits wouldn't have fit in either one of them.
29:49It must have been for them other fellers.
29:51What other fellers?
29:52Well, I wasn't paying much attention to it, but they was both big and mean looking.
29:56And they took all the stuff and drove off in a black sedan about four or five years old.
30:02Well, thanks a lot, Mr. Rue Bottom. You've been a big help.
30:04Anytime, boys. Just as long as you don't mention it to Boss.
30:07No, we won't. As long as you don't tell Sheriff Little you've seen us, all right?
30:11See ya.
30:18Hey, fellas, did you find anything out?
30:21Mr. Rue Bottom?
30:24After what they found out from Mr. Rue Bottom, Daisy and the boys figured that they's gonna need a little
30:29help to fill in the missing pieces.
30:30So, they CB'd Uncle Jesse to meet him and find out if the names Pruitt or Kingston, found on Boss's
30:36calendar, meant anything to him.
30:39Kingston. Kingston.
30:41Yeah, they arrested the fellow in Hazard about ten years ago by that name. It seems he'd robbed the bank.
30:47Oh, it was a big story.
30:48He took about $500,000 and they never found one red cent of it.
30:52Looks to me like Boss could be after that money.
30:54Oh, he still don't know where it is, though.
30:56That depends on where they caught that Kingston dude.
30:58Oh, I know that. They caught him at a roadblock.
31:01He's back going up on 67.
31:03It seems that he hid out in this fella's truck. The fella didn't know when he got in there, but
31:08they set up the roadblock on 67, right along here, just below the Chickasaw County line, right in there.
31:15Well, then the money's gonna be stashed anywhere beyond that point.
31:17Anywhere like along this road there. Anywhere with water deep enough to make you have to dive to get it.
31:22So all the Dukes spread out to check every wet spot and hazard deep enough to dive.
31:27And maybe they'd get lucky enough to meet two gentlemen in wet suits.
31:31Meanwhile, them crooks kept looking for that $500,000.
31:36And Boss was manfully struggling to overcome an attack of the vapors.
31:48Well, so far the Dukes ain't even in the ball game. The boys struck out at running spray.
32:01Jesse couldn't even get the first base at Hazard Pond.
32:07And Daisy chopped up a goose egg along Hazard Lake.
32:10Of course, he still had a couple more times at bat come.
32:13One more, Sheriff!
32:16In fact, the only one who did score was Sheriff Little.
32:19He landed Enos while he was looking for the Dukes.
32:21Come on, Enos! Let's go!
32:23Okay.
32:27We better just come back here!
32:28Let's go!
32:49But just when it looked like the Dukes was gonna be shut out, Daisy hit a home run at Saugue
32:54Marsh.
33:16If I'd have known it was gonna be this easy to find the box, I'd have never cut Hogg in
33:21on the deal.
33:22Still ain't too late to cut him out.
33:24Yeah, well, I've been thinking the same thing myself.
33:29Sheriff, Lost Sheep, it's Bo Peep. Come back.
33:32This is Lost Sheep, the Bo Peep. What you got, Daisy?
33:34Oh, Vance, I think it's the whole ball of wax.
33:36There's a couple of fellas out here scuba diving at Saugue Marsh.
33:39You know where the old dock and the shack are?
33:41Well, they just pulled this big metal box out of the water.
33:44A box! A box! A box! A box! A box!
33:47Oh, they found it! They found the money! The money!
33:50Oh, goody, goody, goody, come on!
33:54They're headed straight back here.
33:56I'm gonna have to back off and keep an eye on best as I can, fellas.
33:59Just make sure they don't spot you, sugar.
34:01We're gonna be there as fast as the general can make it. Over.
34:04I'm gonna be right with them, Daisy.
34:05Now, when you say you're gonna stay back, stay back! You hear?
34:25Sounds like Daisy's in trouble, Sheriff. We're logging away some Saugue Marsh.
34:29Just parted the way.
34:30Straight ahead, Sheriff. You're doing fine.
34:46Hey, boys, listen. Let me ask you something.
34:48Well, why didn't they tell us about it?
34:50Well, because they...
34:52Because them dirty, low-down, double-crossing snakes are taking the money for themselves!
34:56That's right! All right, we gotta stop them!
34:58Come on, let's go!
34:59Let's go!
34:59Yeah, come on!
35:00Boys, boys!
35:01What? What? What? What? What?
35:03Get back in here.
35:03You can't get out there. You got no clothes on.
35:06Oh! Thank you!
35:08All right, all right. Here, I'll dress in the car.
35:11Oh, gee, all right.
35:14Sweetie Pie, Sweetie Pie, you remember now, monkey hear, monkey see, but monkey don't talk,
35:19because monkey's been paid off.
35:20And that money went right into her college fund.
35:23If she keeps this up, she's gonna have quite an educational endowment.
35:50Now, I got a sinking feeling Daisy ain't gonna mind, Uncle Jesse.
36:19You see anything interesting?
36:20Now, what kind of fella could see a woman that looks like that?
36:24And that's all he could think of to say.
36:26He must be a city boy.
36:37Put me...
36:38Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
36:41Put me down!
36:43Put me down!
36:47Put me down!
36:49Put me down! All right!
36:49Now, I'm not going anywhere, all right?
36:56All right, now, come on, come on now.
36:57Now, if I was you, I'd just settle myself down and go along with the program.
37:01Come on now.
37:04Brian, are you seeing enough to satisfy yourself?
37:06I've seen enough to know that you both are going to jail if you don't turn that stolen money into
37:10the authorities.
37:11Sorry, sweetcakes.
37:12Neither one of them choices figures into our plans.
37:14Here, tie her up, Biff, till we figure out what we're going to do with her.
37:22All right, I want y'all to know that there's people following me.
37:27Y'all ain't gonna get away with this.
37:30Hang on.
37:40That's a shortcut.
37:43While General Lee was flying to Daisy's rescue,
37:47and with Jesse and the rest of the troops right behind him,
37:55I'm trying to get back!
37:56I'm trying to get back!
37:57I'm in the world!
37:58I'm in the world!
38:01All right, that'll hold her.
38:02By the time they find her, we'll be long gone.
38:05I'm gonna get the boat started.
38:14The car just pulled up.
38:16They must have come after the girl.
38:17I told y'all you weren't gonna get away with this.
38:20They're gonna keep you in hazard for the rest of your life in some jail.
38:23Well, you can tell that to the Marines, honey,
38:24because we've got ourselves a hostage.
38:26You just grab her, take her down to the boat,
38:28and I'll cover you.
38:31Help! Help!
38:32Oh, shut up, will you?
38:33Help! Help! Help!
38:40Help!
38:59They got Daisy! What happened?
39:01They were the General. Follow them along the shore.
39:03Come on, Uncle Jesse.
39:06They're taking her away in some sort of air boat.
39:08We gotta catch them.
39:14They went off that-a-way.
39:18Get aboard!
39:40They're headed right for that marsh all right now.
39:43I think they probably got a tourist vest on the dry land behind it.
39:51You stay with us in case we need you.
39:54I'm right with you, Uncle Jesse.
39:55Come on, I think I'm dead.
40:25Don't you worry about me. You worry about Roscoe when I catch him.
40:30Oh, I ain't worried about old Roscoe.
40:32Can't nothing catch him if he's scared enough.
40:35And he will be.
40:53Come on, you got it on us!
40:55Well, nothing on me!
40:57Get out of here!
40:58Looks like they're homing in on us.
41:00One shot into this thing and we're up here.
41:07Here, here they are.
41:09Now we can arrest those Duke boys for a grand theft airboat.
41:12Oh, will you just forget about them Dukes?
41:14I mean, them crooks are getting away with my half a million dollars.
41:18Go after them, will you?
41:19Well, I'll never be able to swim that fast to catch them.
41:21Yeah, well, you don't think fast, either.
41:23I meant to follow them around the marsh to the other side.
41:35Drop it up too close!
41:36Wake up, Daisy, remember?
41:53Come on, Uncle Jesse!
42:04Look like they're fresh out of here, old Ford!
42:06Yeah.
42:08Well, I got enough bullets to take care of that.
42:12Oh!
42:16Get back in that seat!
42:18What are you doing to me, huh?
42:20What are you doing here, anyway?
42:23What are you doing here, anyway?
42:25Speed this sucker up!
42:26I'm going as fast as I can!
42:28Guys, let's even get in the lake there!
42:29You want a gunman trying to...
42:31I don't want to do anything, I just want to get out of here now!
42:33Speed it up!
42:36We're headed for the upper water!
42:38I can't keep up with it!
42:40If they make it to the upper water, we'll never catch them!
42:42We got them!
42:43They got me!
42:48Sorry!
42:49I can't keep up with it!
42:51It's up to you and the general!
42:53You think you can stop them?
42:54We're sure gonna try!
43:31I'm going to run!
43:34I'm going to run!
43:35I'm going to run!
43:36You're all right?
43:37Yeah!
43:37Just sit down here!
43:44Hey there, boss!
43:45Don't be a lizard strong boss, don't matter who's on!
43:48Show him!
43:51Let's go!
43:53Hey!
43:54Hey!
43:54Here, here!
44:22Come on, let's go!
44:25recovered the treasure of soggy marsh and turned it over to the Atlanta bank it was took from 10
44:33years ago. Pruitt went back to prison with a brand new sailmate and Cooter fished out the
44:39General Lee and brought him home nice and dry, although he coughed a little for a few days.
44:45Which sort of explains why most folks don't leave Hazard. No matter how slow the day starts out,
44:51you never know what it's gonna bring. Thank you boss.
45:36Yeah, yeah, dude.
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