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00:00Tonight, on The Dukes, Daisy and Enos are making plans, but bank lovers have plans of their own.
00:06I'm going to become Mrs. Enos straight.
00:08And Hazard could be in for the wedding of the decade.
00:11Congratulations, my old Daisy Dukes.
00:15Hey, I'm with you.
00:19Is he for real?
00:22A flaw in a sloth.
00:25Hang on, hang on.
00:35Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:43Beats all you never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:53Flattening the hills
00:57Someday the mountain might get them
00:59But the law never will
01:02Making their way
01:05The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:14Just a good old boy
01:18Wouldn't change if they could
01:22Fighting the system like a two
01:24Modern day Robin Hood
01:29Now there's General Lee just tooling alone
01:32Not being chased or nothing
01:33But friends, that's the calm before the storm
01:35The eye of the hurricane
01:36And all them other analogies
01:38What means something bad
01:39Is just about to happen
01:40To somebody
01:42Because we're going to get the shopping done in no time
01:47Shopping, yeah
01:49Look, Daisy
01:50Luke and me
01:52What Bo's trying to say
01:53Is that we're supposed to meet a couple of girls
01:55Over at Boards and us for lunch
01:56Oh, so I'm supposed to do this shopping by myself?
01:58Well, we'd like to go with you
01:59But they kind of made us promise
02:01Oh, yeah
02:01You don't want to cook for us forever, do you?
02:04Well, uh
02:05All right, this is once
02:07Now that's something I said was about to happen
02:10Is about to happen
02:11Yeah, yeah
02:12That shipment of money is on my desk
02:14Waiting for you on my truck to get you
02:16And it's got to go out on time
02:19Because I ain't got all these
02:23What?
02:24What?
02:25What?
02:26What?
02:26You're going to be half an hour late
02:28Oh, would you please?
02:30You knock it off
02:31No, no, no, not you
02:32Not you
02:32Listen, all right, all right
02:33I'm telling you
02:35My sheriff and I
02:36Have got to be in Capitol City
02:37Any minute
02:38To close a big realty deal
02:40So just hurry up as fast as you can
02:42Oh, oh, oh
02:43What a kettle of fishers
02:44If you're in a real big hurry, Mr. Hogg
02:46I can stand guard over this money
02:47Till the armored truck gets here
02:49You?
02:50Well
02:51It would save me a lot of trouble
02:52Don't you worry now
02:53I'll guard it with my life
02:55It'll be as safe with me
02:56As an egg under a mother hen
02:59All right, all right
03:00I guess I got to do it
03:02I ain't got no other choice in the matter
03:04Listen here
03:05Come on, come on
03:06Let's go
03:06Enos, I'll tell you what
03:07Yes, sir
03:08I'm going to lock up that front door
03:09And don't you let nobody in
03:11Until the armored truck gets here
03:13You get it?
03:14Yes, sir
03:14Hmm
03:19They must have locked them all
03:20There he is
03:21Put that gear down
03:23All right, all locked up
03:24I'll drive
03:25Yeah, you better drive
03:26I got to get to Capitol City as soon as I can
03:29I don't know why everything has to happen at once
03:31It's just like Hummer's school
03:32Well, I can't tell you
03:33I ain't worried about leaving either side
03:34Come on that way
03:35That's it
03:40Looks like they only left one deputy to guard the money
03:42Yeah, I wonder why
03:46Well, in case the inside of that bank, pretty good
03:49Seemed like it'd be a whole lot easier taking that one deputy
03:52And trailing that armored truck once it gets here and taking it
03:57Besides, this gives us a pigeon to lay it on
04:00Sounds good to me
04:02Almost seems too easy, don't it?
04:05Heh heh heh heh heh
04:07You're killets
04:08It's my killet patch, you rascally wavet
04:11Mm-hmm
04:16Yeah, right tool for the job
04:22Hey, it isn't polite to point, Doc
04:25It isn't polite to wavage my killet patch
04:31Hold your fire foot
04:32I'm hopping, skipping, and jumping out of here
04:35Ugg, slam, oof
04:37What's up, Cicero?
04:40Freeze, deputy
04:42Uh-uh, freeze
04:43Just like you are
04:45You bought it
04:47Now stand up
04:48Real slow
04:50Drop the comic on the floor
04:52Put your hands up over your head
04:54Now turn around
04:55I don't know who you fellas are
04:57But there ain't no way you're gonna get away with robbing this bank
05:00Hey, we ain't robbing this bank
05:02You are
05:02So if you don't want anybody to get hurt
05:04Especially yourself
05:06You do exactly what we tell you
05:09Now you're gonna pick up them money bags
05:10And you're gonna move to the front door
05:12And my partner here, he's gonna pull the car up
05:15Right out front
05:16Let's go
05:30Oh, gosh
05:32Now remember
05:33You owe me one
05:36Pick me up in front of the drugstore in an hour, okay?
05:38You got it
05:44Don't be late
05:46So far, so good
05:49Remember
05:51My partner's gonna have his gun right on you
05:53So don't play hero
05:54Or you'll be a dead one
05:57Now I'm going for the car
05:59You're gonna step outside
06:00Count to 20
06:01Walk slowly to the car
06:03Throw the money in
06:04And get behind the wheel
06:05You got it?
06:06Say that again, please
06:10Yes, sir
06:10Just don't hurt no innocent people, please
06:12Well, now that's up to you
06:15Step outside
06:16And start counting
06:21Slow
06:25Bye
06:25See ya
06:29Hi, Enos
06:32What's the matter?
06:33You hard to hear it?
06:36Hey, where you going with all that money?
06:38I can't talk now, Daisy
06:41It's confidential business
06:42Now, why don't you run along
06:43I'll talk to you later, okay?
06:46Okay
06:47See ya
06:56Move it
06:57Or your girlfriend gets it
07:01Now, there ain't many folks here in Hazard
07:04That know Enos as well as Daisy
07:07And you can bet the farm
07:08He ain't the Enos that Daisy knows
07:25Hey, Bo, look what time it is
07:28Oh, yeah
07:29We gotta pick up Daisy, don't we?
07:30Yep
07:31All right
07:33One
07:35Two
07:36Three
07:38All right
07:39Well, listen, we'll see you tonight
07:40At regular time, okay?
07:41Yeah
07:41We had a great time
07:46They sure are lucky they're cute
07:49As Bo and Luke headed for town
07:51Enos, with a gun in his back
07:52Was driving them heavies out of town
07:54I don't want to give you says that
07:56Before you get in deep of Trump
07:57Hey, can it, Chucklehead
07:58Pull the car over up ahead here
08:00Right here?
08:01Here
08:05Come on, deputy, get out
08:09You fellas, sure you don't want to change your mind
08:11And give yourselves up?
08:12It'll go a lot easier on you in the long run
08:14What for?
08:15We ain't done nothing
08:16You're the one who took the money from the bank
08:18All we're gonna do is spend it
08:22I'll give y'all just one more chance
08:25Is he for real?
08:31I gotta get to town
08:32Mr. Hawks don't kill me
08:34As them bank robbers was heading out of Hazard
08:37Bo and Luke were heading for it
08:39Aiming to pick up Daisy like they promised
08:41That Cindy sure is a nice guy
08:43Yeah, Cindy, not bad either
08:45Pretty as a picture
08:46Yeah
08:52Nice work
08:55Bo, cut the valve
09:06He sure was in a heck of a hurry
09:08Yeah, no kidding
09:16Yeah, it's Enos something happened
09:18He'd make a whole lot better time in his patrol car
09:20Enos, what you doing?
09:22Hey, they better rob me
09:23They got the money
09:24They went that way
09:25You kidding or not me?
09:26Get in, get in
09:43I'm gonna slow down a little bit
09:45Yeah
09:46We don't want to get busted for speeding
09:48Now, the heavies had a good head start
09:50But the general was laying down rubber
09:53While the crooks was laying back
09:54The dukes had a fair shot
09:56Well, I'm trying to tell you
09:57We did everything according to the rules
09:59I mean, there was no regulation
10:00That we didn't follow
10:01About leaving money
10:02And having a train
10:03Paul gives us the fifth time
10:05In the last two years
10:06Your bank has been robbed
10:07Under various suspicious circumstances
10:09You know, that makes shakes
10:10Oh, wouldn't you please?
10:11Look, I'm trying to tell you, Mr. Joster
10:13I left my trusted deputy sheriff
10:15Enos straight to guard that money
10:17Till the armored truck guard
10:19Well, then, where is he?
10:20And where's the money?
10:21We all find him
10:22Roscoe, have you seen Bonelette?
10:24Well, never mind, Ed
10:25Have you seen Enos straight?
10:27Yeah
10:27Just as he drove off with them bags of money
10:29What?
10:30What?
10:31He did what?
10:32Let me get this straight, young lady
10:34Now, you saw this deputy
10:35Driving off with bags of money?
10:37Yeah
10:39Was he alone?
10:41Yeah
10:42As far as I could tell
10:43There wasn't anybody in the car with him
10:45Well, Mr. Hogg
10:46Looked like you're a lucky man
10:47Yeah
10:47Well, you now know
10:49Who robbed your bank
10:50Oh
10:52Yes, you do
11:03Maybe you hauled the money out there
11:06You walked a long way, huh?
11:07I see them, I see them
11:08I see them, that green car there
11:09There they are
11:12Hey, Slade
11:13Take a look behind us
11:14I think that the car will pass a few miles back
11:17Sure looks like it
11:19Coming on awful quick
11:20Move it
11:28Not great, they spotted us
11:40Yeah, the truck's not leaving as much room to get by
11:42Hey, you pull on up as close to that truck as you can
11:46I'll do it, all right?
11:48Look out for that truck
11:49I'm excited
11:50All right
11:50All right
11:56We smoked a cut in a row
11:59That must be what it looks like laying in the bottom of a bowl when you pour the syrup
12:16Seemed like your dukes is always having tire trouble
12:20One good thing about a country bumpkin
12:22What's that?
12:23I don't know
12:24I never thought of one good thing
12:37I'm sorry we lost him, Enos
12:38That's okay, Bo
12:39We'd like to cut him
12:40We'll take you back to the courthouse, okay?
12:42I did get a pretty good look at the license plate
12:44Did you?
12:45Yeah
12:45We'll get an APB at home soon as we get back
12:47All right
12:52I'm telling you
12:53Enos couldn't have done it
12:55He just ain't no bank writer
12:56Yeah, well, we all know that
12:57I mean, everybody knows it
12:58But still
12:59Let me tell you something, Hog
13:00That deputy better be behind bars by nightfall
13:03My insurance company is not going to be covering your losses anymore
13:06You understand me?
13:09Well, what a sore head
13:11Listen
13:13You don't listen to me
13:14I just came out right
13:15I didn't say the wrong thing
13:29I'm sorry, Mr. Huck
13:31They got the drop on him, Mr. Huck
13:32Well, Roscoe
13:33You just don't stand there, arrest him
13:34All right
13:35I'm sorry, Mr. Huck
13:36You're under arrest
13:37Under arrest?
13:38What?
13:39By robbing my bank
13:40Yes, please
13:40Plus, I'm on a gun bush, Mr. Huck
13:42I didn't rob your bank
13:43Two fellas did
13:44That's right
13:45We were on their trail
13:45We dang near caught him
13:46Yeah, well, where are they now?
13:47Well, we lost him
13:49But that don't mean
13:49No likely story
13:51Is he so so heavy, Mr. Huck?
13:53You know
13:53You know something
13:55It's the same shame
13:55Everybody knows your name
13:56I never thought you'd turn out to be a rotten cop
13:59Well, I got to admit
13:59That even I find it hard to believe all this about Enos
14:02But, well
14:03We got an eyewitness
14:04That's right
14:05We got an eyewitness
14:06Whoever the heck it is
14:06Got to be lying
14:07Oh, oh, oh
14:08Well, ask her yourself
14:10It's your own cousin
14:12It's your own cousin
14:12Daisy Duke
14:13Yeah
14:13Listen, Enos
14:13All I said was that
14:14I saw you putting those money bags into the car
14:16And driving off
14:17But, Daisy, I can explain that
14:19No, you can't
14:20No time for talking now, Enos
14:22You'll get your chance in court
14:23Come on
14:24Give me that bag
14:28If anybody could have just curled up and died
14:30It was Daisy
14:32No, now listen
14:33Don't believe me like that
14:34I
14:36You know, boys
14:37I just cannot believe
14:39That Enos Strait would rob a bank
14:41Me neither
14:41I mean, it's the hardest thing in the world
14:43I've ever had to believe
14:44Of course, it was my money that was stolen
14:46And yet Enos
14:47Rushgrove P. Coltrade here
14:49Daisy Duke
14:51Yeah, wait a minute
14:52I'll ask him if he's here
14:53Are you here?
14:54Of course I'm here
14:55Well, this is the adjuster from the insurance company
14:57What?
14:58Listen
14:58Go fetch your Enos, will you?
15:00Look, I guess we're gonna just have to give him the third degree
15:02Who?
15:03Well, I suppose we will
15:04Listen
15:04You be the bad guy
15:06I'll be the good guy
15:07Wait a minute
15:08You're a better bad guy than I am
15:10Why do I have
15:11Listen
15:11Oh, please
15:12Would you go?
15:13Say hello from Roscoe
15:14All right
15:14Hello from Roscoe
15:16No
15:16No
15:17I don't know what I'm doing
15:18Daisy Hawk here
15:19Yeah
15:20Oh
15:20Yes, sir
15:21Yeah
15:21Oh, I'm afraid it is true
15:23Yeah
15:23Well, we got that the deputy sheriff in custody
15:26Yeah
15:27While Daisy and Jesse headed for Hazard
15:29To see about posting bail for the Enos
15:31Bo and Luke was scouring the road
15:33They'd chased them crooks on
15:34With a lot of luck
15:35All of it bad
15:37All right, Enos
15:38I'm gonna get the rubber hose
15:39I'm gonna do that
15:40I thought you said you wanted to be the good guy
15:43Oh, you be the good guy
15:45Yeah
15:45All right
15:47All right
15:48Enos
15:49My patience
15:50Is we even seen
15:51Now then
15:52Talk
15:53Bo, boys, boys
15:55Listen
15:55Wait a minute
15:56Don't yell at the dipstick
15:58Well, I
16:00Now
16:00Now listen
16:01Little dipstick
16:02Now listen
16:04Now, you are in deep sheep dip
16:06Now, you know that
16:07Hmm
16:08Well
16:10There may be a way you can get out of it
16:12If you can get Daisy Duke
16:14To change her story
16:16Rosco
16:18Never do that
16:19Sheriff
16:20I never do that
16:20Daisy saw what she saw
16:21Even though what she saw
16:22Wasn't really what she saw at all
16:24And also
16:24I'd never get her to lie to me
16:26Even if it means my going to prison
16:28And as sure as a one-legged duck
16:30Will swim in a circle
16:32Enos is going to wind up in the jug
16:34Let's old Bo and Luke find the crooks
16:42Gone
16:45Nothing
16:46Just like a paycheck by Saturday morning
16:50Hey, here's Cooter's tow truck
16:53Hey, Cooter
17:01Hey, Cooter
17:02Say, y'all
17:03Hey, Cooter
17:03What?
17:05I'm kind of wondering
17:06Have you seen a green car go by this way?
17:08Well, you know that's a funny thing
17:09Because I just got a call from old Rosie Walker
17:11You know Rosie
17:12Yeah
17:13And he said that he wanted me to come out here
17:15And haul off a car off of his property
17:18And it turns out that that car
17:20Yeah
17:21That very car that he was talking about
17:24Was green
17:27That's it
17:28That's the green car
17:29That means they switched
17:30Oh, terrific
17:31It means they also must have another one
17:33Let's take a look
17:33Hey, wait, wait, wait
17:34Tell me
17:34Do me a favor, will you?
17:36Tell me what's going on here
17:38Well
17:40Just our luck
17:42As Bofield Cooter in
17:44Luke searched the heavy's car
17:50Hey, hey, hey
17:52Hey
17:54Found something
17:55What you got?
17:57Look
17:58Capital City Motel
17:59What the heck we waiting for?
18:00Let's get on out of here
18:01Sorry we can't help you
18:02Toe this thing in
18:02Thanks a lot for your help, Cooter
18:04Sure
18:04But, uh
18:07We'll talk to you later
18:08The Dukes got themselves
18:10A hot lead
18:11Which was cooling off real fast
18:14Let's get to Atlanta
18:15I got me some plans
18:15For that cash
18:16Yeah, I got some plans
18:17Of my own
18:28Hey
18:30Come back here, you
18:32Dampy
18:36I sure appreciate you
18:37And Uncle Jesse bailing me out
18:39Daisy
18:39Oh, it's the least we could do
18:41Seeing as how I got you
18:42Into this mess with my big mouth
18:45That's right
18:45Pretty mouth, Daisy
18:49And it wasn't your fault
18:50Heck, I mean
18:51You just saved what you saw
18:53Well, I know
18:53But, Enos
18:54There you were protecting me
18:56And me not even knowing it
18:57And then I had to go do something like this
19:01I tell you
19:01We're gonna make it up to you, Enos
19:04I promise
19:06Between Bo and Luke
19:07And Uncle Jesse and I
19:08We're gonna find those guys
19:10Thanks, Daisy
19:11But I don't want nobody
19:12Getting hurt on my count
19:14Enos
19:14You are the sweetest guy
19:15In the whole world
19:18Daisy
19:18I could sit in jail
19:19The rest of my life
19:20With them words
19:20Ringing in my ears
19:23I'm not gonna have to
19:25I hope you'll find
19:26When Bo and Luke
19:27Got to the capital city
19:28Motel
19:28Their bad luck turned good
19:30Because the motel manager
19:32Gave them the license plate
19:33And the color of the car
19:34The crooks was now dropping
19:35Stay in more
19:36Stick again
19:41As the state's deputy attorney general
19:43I wanted to commend you
19:44Two gentlemen
19:45Personally
19:46For the arrest of that bank robber
19:48Even though he is
19:49One of your old
19:50Oh, well, it's mighty kind to you
19:52To say them kind words, sir
19:54Of course, you're right
19:55It is a little embarrassing
19:57Nonsense, Mr. Hall
19:59This is an election year
20:01And the incumbent governor
20:02Of our fair and glorious state
20:04Wants to make an example
20:05In this case
20:06Oh
20:06That no one
20:08Is above the law
20:09Oh, no, no one
20:10Even the law
20:11Even the law
20:26Now, how strong's your case
20:30Oh, listen
20:42I have the right man
20:43Mr. Hall
20:45Of course, if that lawman
20:47Goes free
20:48The governor's going to be
20:50Very unhappy
20:51With the former
20:52Hazard County Commissioner
20:54Oh, lawman
21:00Now, there was a lot of roads
21:01Leading out of Capital City
21:03That them crooks could be
21:04The boy and Luke
21:05Plugged into the good old boy network
21:07And an 18-wheeler
21:09Told them just where to look
21:12Here they are
21:15Give it to it
21:21Hey, Slade
21:23Company's coming
21:25I'll be darned
21:26If I know how they found us
21:27They're getting to be
21:28Downright pesky
21:37It's good
21:39But I got something special
21:41In my sleep
21:52He's good
21:53Yeah
21:56You're better, though
21:58Ain't you?
22:07Where did they go?
22:10I knew I'd tell you
22:15Better double back
22:16I don't know who those guys were
22:31We better lie low for a while
22:33Let's head to the shack
22:36Yes
22:36That's what I said I saw
22:39But I ain't gonna say it in court
22:40So you can twist it all around
22:41And make it look like
22:42You just robbed that bank
22:43I see here, young lady
22:45I will subpoena your testimony
22:47And if you refuse to answer that subpoena
22:50You'll be in contempt of court
22:52And if you try to change your testimony
22:55You'll be guilty of perjury
22:58Either way
22:59You go to jail
23:02You go to jail
23:02Mr. Hawk
23:03The seat of the situation
23:04Yeah
23:05Yeah
23:05Uh
23:05Uh
23:06Uh
23:08Vos, Roscoe, you know Enos is innocent
23:10Where's your backbone?
23:12You gonna let this fella railroad Enos?
23:14Well, wait a minute, Jesse
23:15Yeah
23:16We got our doubts, too
23:17That's right
23:18Daisy was a witness
23:19Yeah
23:20See there, Daisy
23:21Our hands are cuffed
23:23Yeah
23:23And if Enos is stiffed
23:25Well, you did it
23:27Well, I know Enos is innocent
23:29And once Bo and Luke find them bank robbers
23:32Everything's gonna be just fine
23:36Well, well, all right
23:39You
23:40Me
23:40Me
23:40You
23:42Hey, he's not on bail
23:43Great
23:44How'd y'all do?
23:45Did you find him?
23:45Well, yeah, we found him
23:46Good
23:47Yeah, but we lost him
23:48Listen, Bo's cooking up some hot dogs
23:50Y'all want some?
23:51We called the state police
23:52They put an APB out on them fellas' car
23:53Don't worry about it, Daisy
23:54Now they'll find him
23:56They don't
23:57I made up my mind
23:57I'm gonna leave town
23:59I can't testify against Enos
24:01That would do no good
24:03Law just come and get you
24:04No matter where you are
24:05Uncle Jesse
24:06If they can't find me
24:07They don't have a case against Enos
24:09Yeah, well, what do you think?
24:10Enos is gonna say
24:11You think he's gonna sit still
24:12While you leave town to save him?
24:13He'd probably admit to a crime
24:14He never committed
24:15Yeah, that Daisy
24:15Luke is right
24:16We just gotta find them fellas
24:17There ain't no other way
24:19There is another way
24:20A man's wife can't be forced
24:22To testify against her husband
24:24So one way or another
24:26Before that trial starts
24:27I'm gonna become
24:28Mrs. Enos straight
24:31Friends, that is a heart grabber
24:33Worthy of a real Opry senator
24:40Uh, uh, Daisy
24:42You gotta be kidding
24:43What?
24:43That's a joke, right?
24:45You're not really gonna do something like that
24:46Why not?
24:48Uh, well, uh
24:50Well, for starters, Daisy
24:52Uh, you don't love him
24:54That's not true
24:55I happen to have a genuine affection for Enos
24:58But, but, but that isn't love
25:00We've all got a genuine affection for him
25:02Enos is a great guy
25:04But that don't mean
25:05You gotta sacrifice your whole life for him
25:07Enos did for me
25:08They were gonna shoot me down
25:10If he didn't do what they said
25:12Now, I can't stand to think of Enos in jail
25:14Because of me
25:17Besides, a lot of people learn
25:19To love each other after they're married
25:20But listen, you're forgetting one thing
25:22Enos hasn't asked you to marry him yet
25:24And with him facing a prospect
25:26Of going to jail
25:27He ain't likely to either
25:28I know
25:29But I've got that figured out
25:32Nobody's trying to stop me
25:34Uh, I bet, uh
25:40I really appreciate you trying to cheer me up like this, Daisy
25:44Enos, I really brought you out here to talk
25:47I'm gonna get right to the point
25:49Don't you love me?
25:53More than anything in the whole world, Daisy
25:58Then why haven't you asked me to marry you?
26:01I guess
26:03I guess I just never could get up the courage to
26:07Well, I'm gonna have to ask you then
26:09Because if I wait for you to ask me
26:11I'm gonna be the oldest bride in Hazard County
26:15Aren't you gonna say anything?
26:18I can't ask you to marry me with the chance of me going to jail
26:22It wouldn't be fair
26:23It wouldn't be fair if you didn't
26:26Now, Enos, when people plan to get married
26:29They figure they're gonna share the good and the bad
26:32That's what marriage is all about
26:34Sharing
26:36Okay
26:38I figure we're just gonna start out with the bad here
26:40And we'll get to the good a little later
27:01I smell peas
27:03And pork chops
27:05Roscoe, would you see if you can get J.D. to eat something?
27:07I don't know what's wrong with him
27:08Oh, well
27:09Uh, what's wrong, boys?
27:12Jefferson Davis, are you gonna eat that food I brought you
27:14Or you're just gonna pick at it?
27:15Oh, I'm sorry, little sponge cake
27:17But, I mean, after all this happened today
27:19I don't know if you believe this
27:20But I just ain't hungry
27:23Oh, my
27:24Well, I am
27:24No, you're not
27:25No, I'm not
27:26Come in, whoever you are
27:28Oh, hi
27:29Hi
27:30We'd like to get a marriage license
27:34You want a what?
27:35Oh, my goodness sakes
27:36Well, all in one day
27:37Out of the frying pan and into the fire, Enos
27:39Yeah, I'll prove to you
27:41I didn't rob your bank, Mr. Hall
27:42You mean him to her and her to him
27:44And him to your home
27:45Oh, oh
27:46Oh, Jesus
27:47Oh, my
27:48Oh, my
27:50Oh, my goodness
27:51Well, are you two just gonna stand there and gape
27:54Or you're gonna congratulate the bride and groom-to-be?
27:56Well
27:56Oh, yeah
27:57Oh, we're gonna congratulate her
27:59Congratulations
28:00Oh, Daisy
28:01Oh, my
28:02Oh, my
28:04Oh, my
28:04Oh, Daisy
28:05Oh,
28:05Oh, good day
28:07And, uh, tell me, uh, when is the happy event gonna take place?
28:11Tomorrow
28:12Tomorrow
28:13If we can get a marriage license
28:14Oh, I got the applications right here
28:16There they are
28:17Four dollars
28:18And find someone to do them, Marianne
28:20Oh, well, this would be my pleasure to officiate at the wedding personal
28:24That'll be ten dollars
28:25Oh, Daisy, I'd love to be matron of honor if you, uh, will
28:30Oh, I'd love for you to be, too
28:32Oh, she'll be matron of honor
28:34Oh, wait a minute, dear
28:35Wait, wait, wait
28:36Oh, listen
28:37Where are we gonna have the wedding?
28:38Well, at the boy's nest
28:40Where else?
28:40And Jefferson Davis is gonna pick up the tab for the whole thing
28:43The cake and the drinks and the food, the works
28:45Oh, I am
28:48Yeah, I guess I am
28:49Oh, now you get to writing out that license
28:52Oh, we got a host of things to do
28:53I'm so excited
28:54We got to get the war's nest decorated
28:56Enos, did you get a ring yet?
28:58Oh, no, ma'am
28:59No, ma'am, I'm afraid not
29:01Golly, I hadn't had time
29:02All right, well, then we'll just stop at Mr. Hogg's jewelry store on the way
29:05And pick out one at cost
29:06Yeah
29:07Actual cost
29:08Yeah
29:09So excited
29:14Yeah, we got to get best tunes and all
29:17In a hideout just outside of Hazard
29:20The crooks had decided to hold up for a while
29:22Yeah, more than that
29:24Had the car radio tuned to the police channel
29:27The state's got an APB out for us as material witnesses
29:30In that robbery at Hazard
29:32I don't worry about it
29:34As long as they got that deputy as their number one suspect
29:37They ain't gonna be worrying about us
29:38Yeah? Well, that's just it
29:41We may be losing our pigeon
29:43Here, read this
29:46Enos Strait, the sheriff's deputy in jail for bank robbery
29:51Is getting married tomorrow to Miss Daisy Duke
29:53The prosecution's number one witness against him
29:56She marries him, she don't have to testify
29:59They got no case
30:01We got to do something, and fast
30:04This deputy taking our rap for us is too good to lose
30:07Yeah, we got to make sure it looks like he did it
30:10There's no way
30:13We ain't gonna need her testimony
30:17Now the news of Daisy and Enos' wedding
30:20Upset everybody from the governor to the attorney general's deputy
30:23Who realized the legal consequences
30:25Now that wedding had to be stopped
30:27No conviction, no re-election
30:30Therefore, no wedding
30:32Meanwhile, back in Hazard
30:33While everybody was preparing for the big day
30:35Tomorrow
30:36Enos was trying to memorize them fatal words
30:40I do
30:41I do
30:42I do, I do, I do
30:45Lulu, Boss, and Roscoe
30:47Was fixing up the brower's nest
30:53Busiest of all was the bride
30:58Your Aunt Lavinia had that on when I married her
31:02She'd be right proud to have you wear it
31:06The big day finally arrived
31:08Them two crooks was heading for Hazard with the same intention
31:11As the deputy attorney general
31:13Who was also heading for Hazard
31:15In fact, everybody was centering in on the wedding
31:18Nobody really wanted, except Enos
31:20And he wasn't too sure
31:22Wasn't too bright, neither
31:23Well, well, well
31:25All ready to begin
31:26Yeah
31:27Now then, Enos
31:29Let's have the ring
31:32I forgot the ring
31:32Yeah
31:33I forgot the ring
31:35Oh, I forgot the ring
31:36I'll go get
31:37Enos, you ain't no condition to drive me and Bogo
31:40There's my other pants on my bed
31:42All right
31:43They'll go to your room
31:43They'll get the ring
31:45Well, it wasn't too mind-bending for them bad dudes
31:48To find out where Enos lived
31:49They just looked in the Hazard phone book
31:57State attorney general's office
32:00As a loyal citizen
32:02I think you should know where some of that money that was stolen from the Hazard bank can be found
32:06While the crooks were phoning in an anonymous tip from Enos' place
32:10And Bo and Luke were heading there to pick up the ring
32:13All everybody at the boar's nest could do was wait
32:16Except boss
32:18J.D., that food is for after the wedding and not before
32:22Yeah, I know, I know
32:23But listen, I had to taste it, didn't I?
32:25To make sure it's good enough for the guest
32:27Are you questioning my cooking?
32:29Because if you are, there's going to be one wedding here and one divorce
32:32A divorce?
32:33Come on
32:33Oh, for goodness sake
32:49This should be one of the happiest days of our lives
32:51When we feel so dang miserable
32:52That's going to change right now
32:54Look there
32:58Get after it
32:58Here's her answer
33:13She's running awful hard
33:14You keep going
33:15I'll slow him down
33:39Tire trouble again?
33:44Now if you two are conspiring to avoid prosecution by getting married
33:47People got a right to get married
33:49Yeah
33:49And the people in this state also got a right to put a bank robber in jail
33:52Yeah, well
33:53I want a search warrant
33:54A search warrant?
33:56So as I can go through Straits' house
33:57Cause I have every reason to believe that some of the stolen money's hidden there
34:01Who?
34:01Now, do you write it up or do I?
34:04Uh, all right, all right, we'll do it
34:05All right, let's get it over with
34:06Yeah
34:07Hey, Enos
34:08All right, we'll wait outside for you
34:10We'll wait out
34:15They're not going to find nothing
34:16Well, of course not
34:18No, but I think I found something
34:23Maybe the reason he really wanted to marry up with me was like he said
34:27Save me from going to jail
34:29Enos
34:30Well, maybe it's true, maybe it ain't
34:32But folks might think that way
34:34So I'm real sorry, Daisy
34:36And I'm much obliged
34:36But I'm calling off the wedding
34:44You know, it's amazing sometimes how much hurt we can do
34:48By trying not to
34:56Uncle Jesse
34:57I'm going over to Enos'
34:58I want to see the look on that man's face when he finds out there ain't no stolen money
35:02I want to see it, too
35:03Yeah
35:04Meanwhile, the world's best-dressed pit crew had finished up with the time
35:19Ha!
35:20What'd you...
35:21Well, look at this
35:23There's thousands
35:25In fact, that doesn't take the paper off the road
35:28That's my money
35:28Where'd that come from?
35:30I found these in the dresser
35:32Yeah
35:32Now, these serial numbers match the bills taken from Hog's Bank
35:35That's my money, too
35:36What do you say to that, Mr. Straight?
35:38Yeah
35:38I don't know what to say, sir
35:40Except I didn't rob no banking
35:41I got no idea how that money got there
35:43Now, we're wasting time
35:45We don't need any witnesses
35:46We got solid evidence
35:48Sheriff, take Mr. Straight back into custody
35:50Well, Sheriff, I can do it
35:52Well, Enos
35:53Listen, I'm sorry
35:55Hey
35:56Oh, Daisy, Jesse, lookie here
35:58We found my money
35:59Yeah
35:59I don't care what you found
36:00You know Enos didn't rob that bank
36:02That's the truth, Daisy
36:03No matter how
36:04Look, the sheriff are wasting time
36:05Yeah, Enos, we've got the evidence
36:07We've got her arrest
36:08Yeah, come on
36:08Come on
36:09Come on
36:11How do you know that you find out in court?
36:14The Crooks had a good lead
36:16And Enos' last hope was riding on the Dukes
36:19With four tires and no spare
36:21Well, they've got to be up in the air there
36:22How far are you spokes?
36:24I don't know
36:34Hi, Enos
36:37I'll be right over here
36:42Enos
36:45Enos
36:46Enos, let's get married
36:47Right here, right now
36:51Daisy
36:54I never thought I could say no to anything you ever ask
36:57But this time I have to
37:01I'm not going to ruin your life
37:02And that's all there is to it
37:05Please
37:07I don't want you seeing me this way
37:10Enos
37:11Strait
37:12You are impossible
37:15Poor old Enos
37:16He never wanted anything more in life
37:19Than the love of Daisy do
37:20And as he watched her go
37:22He remembered back to the time
37:24When Daisy was a deputy like himself
37:27This ravine
37:28Give me a hint
37:29This ravine can be a right
37:30Woo!
37:31Tricky!
37:31Enos!
37:33Enos!
37:34Enos!
37:36Are you alright?
37:38I think I busted my ankle
37:39Boy, you would have
37:40Look where you was going
37:41Instead of worrying about me
37:42Enos
37:44Oh, oh, Daisy
37:45I can't
37:45I can't, I can't
37:46Hold on
37:47I think you might have a nasty sprain
37:49Oh, I can't
37:51You're going to have to go without me, Daisy
37:52Now take my gun
37:53Where's my gun?
37:55Take my gun and go after me
37:57Enos, I can't leave you here
37:59In the middle of nowhere
37:59Take my gun, Daisy
38:00And go after him
38:01You're a police officer now
38:03You took an oath
38:04What's important is getting those criminals
38:06Back behind bars
38:07Before they hurt innocent people
38:08Now take my gun
38:12Be careful, Daisy
38:14Daisy?
38:15Yeah?
38:16I just want to take another look at you
38:20Because you never know how this is going to turn out, you know?
38:22Enos, what are you talking about?
38:25Well, I don't want to get forward, but
38:28I just want you to know
38:30Well, I really care for you
38:33Enos?
38:38Enos
38:38Ain't nothing going to happen to either of us
38:41Now you just sit tight
38:42And I'll be back for you
38:46Okay?
38:51She loves her
38:53She loves her
38:55She loves her
38:57She loves her
39:00Being stubborn can be a bad trait
39:02But it also can be a good one
39:04Like with Bo and Luke
39:06Being persistent
39:07And looking for them crooks
39:14You ain't going to believe this
39:16Take a look behind us
39:23Drastic times call for drastic measures
39:25Find a good place to bail
39:36Coming up
39:37Coming up
39:47Holy smoke
39:48Pull it over
40:02Oh, Lord
40:03Would you take a look at that?
40:05Surprise
40:07Boys just clear away from the car
40:12I want to thank you boys
40:13For the transportation
40:15Staying door stuck
40:41Everything all right?
40:44Brice?
40:46Throw that guy in the truck, bring the general down here.
40:48We'll get the money out of the wreck while we're at it.
40:50Love to.
40:57Come on, now.
41:02Bo and Luke not only caught the real crooks,
41:04but recovered the stolen money as well.
41:07And that meant that Enos was completely cleared and released.
41:10Get in there. Come on.
41:12Oh, Enos, give yourselves up.
41:15Oh, Enos.
41:16All right, now, folks, hold on, hold on.
41:20Deputy, we owe you a big apology.
41:23Well, that's all right, sir.
41:25Yeah, you sure do.
41:26How about that, Enos, huh?
41:28Now, wait, hold on now.
41:30We're grateful, as I'm sure you are, to your friends here
41:34for catching the real culprits.
41:37Well, thank you, Bo.
41:37Thank you, Luke. I appreciate it.
41:40Well, I guess that sort of wraps it all up, huh?
41:42Yeah, I'll get out of this thing.
41:44Oh, not in your life. We got a wedding to go to.
41:46Oh, yeah, the wedding! The wedding!
41:49Come on in, you're not in place.
41:52Come on, let's get to that wedding.
41:54Well, looks like the big day's finally come.
41:59Come in.
42:11How do I look?
42:13You look great.
42:15It's just great.
42:16You look just like your Aunt Lavinia.
42:24Daisy, we want to talk to you.
42:29We've been trying to figure out why you're going through with this.
42:32Enos don't got to go to jail no more.
42:35And if you were to marry him just to keep a promise,
42:37it wouldn't be fair to him or to you.
42:40That's not true.
42:42Now, Uncle Jesse,
42:43if I was to call off the wedding now,
42:45what would Enos think?
42:47He would think the only reason I asked him to marry up with me
42:50was to save him from going to jail.
42:53Now, I can't do that to Enos,
42:55no matter what.
42:57Now, if any of you
42:58have a notion to speak to Enos about this,
43:01you can just forget it.
43:05Excuse me.
43:06I just...
43:07Oh, you're beautiful.
43:10Oh, listen,
43:11Enos would like to speak to you, Daisy,
43:13just a second if you've got the time.
43:15Oh, now, Roscoe,
43:16don't you know it's bad luck
43:17for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?
43:18Well, I don't think that makes any difference at this point.
43:21I think the groom's had all the bad luck he can handle.
43:23Which you...
43:26Yes, sir.
43:31Where...
43:31Where is that girl?
43:32Go for the wedding.
43:34Oh.
43:53Hi, Enos.
43:55Hi, Daisy.
43:57What happened to your face?
43:58Hives.
43:59And they ain't just on my face.
44:01On our wedding day?
44:03That's why I think I got them.
44:04Every time something good happens to me,
44:06I break out.
44:07Yeah, I started scratching
44:08the minute we talked about getting married.
44:10And now,
44:11getting ready to walk down the aisle...
44:12Enos,
44:13are you telling me
44:14that marrying me
44:15is giving you the hives?
44:17My system can't take all that happiness.
44:19I know it sounds crazy,
44:20but
44:21if just thinking about
44:22before we get married breaks me out,
44:24what's it gonna be like
44:25on our honeymoon
44:25or every day of my wonderful life
44:27being your husband,
44:28I'd scratch myself to death, Daisy.
44:30What are we gonna do?
44:32Well,
44:32I'm gonna try to find some way
44:34of marrying you
44:34and being happy
44:36without the hives.
44:37Maybe between me
44:38and Doc Appleby,
44:39we can find a way
44:40of stopping him.
44:41It'd take a long time, though.
44:43Anything really good
44:44is worth waiting for, Daisy.
44:46Enos,
44:47you are the most wonderful man
44:48in the whole world.
44:50Now,
44:50are you sure
44:51this is what you want to do?
44:53The way I care for you?
44:55It's the only right thing
44:56to do right now.
44:57Oh, Enos.
44:58Except maybe
44:59for one other thing.
45:00What's that?
45:02If I can get
45:03this fancy suit
45:03back to the rental place
45:05for three,
45:05I only have to pay
45:06half price.
45:08Enos,
45:09you are really
45:10something else.
45:14Oh, Daisy.
45:16I'm sorry.
45:18Here they come.
45:22Howdy.
45:23Folks, listen.
45:24I appreciate
45:25y'all coming.
45:26We have an announcement
45:27to make.
45:27The wedding's been postponed
45:29because of hives.
45:30There's hives in her life.
45:31Yes, sir.
45:32Only in Hazard County
45:34could a couple
45:34call off a wedding
45:35and make everybody
45:36feel a whole lot better.
45:38As for Enos,
45:39now, personally,
45:40I think that boy
45:41could use some help.
45:42I'm shopping.
45:43Thank you for having me.
45:57guitar solo
46:21guitar solo
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