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00:01On the Duke, Boss will do anything to get Jesse's Moonshine recipe, including Framing the Duke Boys.
00:09The money's gone.
00:16Nobody's perfect.
00:17Oh, no!
00:22Get out of my way, you dipsticker!
00:24I got it!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flanding the hills
00:56Someday in the mountain I'd get them, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:30On the first day of trout season, all the Dukes caught their limit.
01:34Didn't you?
01:35I did.
01:35That's a string of pretty fish.
01:39Jesse, you never did tell us how you found that fishing hole anyway.
01:42Well, let's see.
01:43When I was back running shine
01:46There was this revenue behind me about one turn of the wheel
01:50And he's coming up on me and I just
01:52Tucked up this little side road
01:54And go over a little rise and right there it was
01:57Laid out right in the most beautiful fishing hole you ever did want to see
02:01Yeah, I could never find that road
02:03I bet you'd be the greatest ridge runner still, Jesse
02:06No, neither
02:07Yeah!
02:07I gave my word to the U.S. of A federal government
02:10When they gave these boys probation
02:13That I'd never have nothing to do with running no shine or even maintenance
02:17No more
02:17Yeah
02:21What in the heck is that?
02:30Cletus and these dumb speed traps
02:33Five miles an hour, I couldn't even walk that slow
02:35Well, this is one time we ain't gonna let Cletus railroad us now
02:44Hang on
02:58There we go
03:25Come on
03:25Get me up, get up
03:27Looks like Cletus caught a fish too, Uncle Jesse
03:32Just...
03:33Come back here
03:38Looks like old Cletus caught his limit too
03:42Oh gosh, now let's head out
03:44He's alright though
03:45If you can call Ben Cletus alright
03:48Now this here is Boss Hogg's number one still
03:51It was the first thing ever to make Boss some money
03:54And he ain't about to let it go
03:57Boss is fixing to make a sale to his most important customer
04:00Cause that's the Jasper Fenley
04:02The biggest shine distributor around
04:05And right now old Jasper needs a shipment of top grade shine real bad
04:09Hazard folks call bad moonshine old factory whistle
04:13One blast and you're through for the day
04:22The deal's off Hogg
04:24What?
04:24I ain't giving you no ten thousand bucks for that slop you call shine
04:28Now, Jesse Duke
04:31He made a shine that was nectar to the lips
04:33Oh, it was nectar
04:35Oh, this molasses gone down
04:37Oh, this molasses gone down
04:39We should have looked up old Jesse in the first place
04:41Well it wouldn't do you no good on account that Jesse's out of the shine business permanent
04:44Yeah, permanently
04:45On the other hand
04:46I don't think I'd have any trouble whatsoever
04:49In getting that recipe off of Jesse
04:52You'd have trouble like that
04:53And if I do get Jesse's recipe
04:58We still got a deal, don't we?
05:01Sure Hogg, but I'm warning you
05:03I got a deadline to meet
05:05Or else my customers, they go someplace else
05:09Oh yeah, and then I lose money
05:11Losing money makes me angry
05:13Yeah, I could see where that was
05:15That's when I let Eli here
05:16Take over
05:18If you get my meaning
05:19I got his meaning
05:21Here you do
05:24He's here
05:24Oh, he's here
05:27Oh, he's here
05:36Will you recover yourself?
05:38Boss, listen
05:39There's no way you're gonna get Jesse Duke to give you his shine recipe
05:43I know that you do-do
05:45What I'm planning on is taking it
05:47Oh, taking it
05:47Yeah, yeah, you know
05:48I remember Jesse once seeing how he kept that shine recipe of his in a real safe place
05:54And you know where the safe place is?
05:55No, I don't know where the safe place is
05:57But I got a good idea of how to make Jesse show me where it is
06:01Oh, what?
06:02And you're gonna play an important part in my plans
06:04Oh, great
06:05Come on, let's go
06:06Come on, will you?
06:09Don't take all that
06:09Set this thing on the roof
06:11Did you see that smoke?
06:13What happened?
06:13Did you see it smoking?
06:14No
06:16What happened?
06:18Well, we know who it is, right?
06:22All right, hold it here
06:23That's it
06:23Well, it's Roscoe
06:29And he's got J.D. with him
06:32Come on in, J.D.
06:34Well, good day, Jesse
06:37Daisy, Bo
06:39Easy to brighten our day, boss
06:41Now, what do you need?
06:42Yeah, I got chores to do
06:44My boys ain't done nothing
06:45They've been with me all day
06:47Oh, my, oh, my
06:48How distrustful you dukes all are to me
06:50I just can't understand it
06:52I mean, the fact is
06:54I'm here to tell you that my bank has made an error in your mortgage payments to the tune of
06:58$202.10
07:00Well, you'd tell that bank of yours to go back over their figures, because according to my figures, we're both
07:06even
07:06Well, of course you ought, ain't you, Rara? It's the bank's error
07:10It owes you $202.10
07:13And seeing that it's my bank, I've brung it over personal, on account of I believe in good customer relations
07:20So, here you go, that's $202, Jesse, and $10
07:28I don't know what to say, J.D.
07:29Well, there's nothing to say, Jesse
07:31I mean, just be sure you put it in a real safe place
07:35We are real safe
07:36You have got a real safe place, ain't you?
07:38Oh, sure, sure, I got a safe place, all right
07:41Oh, I hope you have
07:42I do, too
07:43I mean, I thought you had
07:45Well, come on, let's go, Roscoe
07:47A very good day, too
07:49Yes, a very, very good day
07:51Getting better already
07:55What do you think of that?
07:59$210.10
08:02Well, I don't know what to think about those old coots, but we can use the money
08:06Some more cornbread?
08:07Yeah
08:10Good
08:15It worked, Roscoe and Wink
08:17It's like a charm
08:18Yeah, when Jesse Duke put that money in his cookie box
08:22He was as good as telling me where to find a shimer for me
08:26Give it away, give it away
08:27Now, all you gotta do is walk right into that kitchen and get it for me
08:32Who?
08:34You, that's who?
08:35Me?
08:35Yeah
08:36Boss, listen, I can't sneak in there with all them Dukes in there
08:40Roscoe, did I say sneak?
08:41Are you listening?
08:43I said you're gonna walk in there
08:45Walk?
08:46Uh-huh
08:47Well, because when you do walk into that kitchen, there ain't gonna be no Dukes around to see ya
08:53So, next morning, Daisy took off to serve breakfast at the boar's nest
08:57Where they served tough, greasy cookies
08:59Don't miss that if you can
09:02Oh, there she goes, there she goes
09:07That's one down and three Dukes to go
09:10And another one just about to go now
09:17Oh
09:18Hello, this is Jesse
09:19Well, all right
09:20Yeah, I'll be right there
09:22Yeah, goodbye
09:24What's the matter?
09:25Where you headed?
09:26Oh, bureaucracy's come to hazard
09:28I gotta go in and sign some papers for that money that J.D. Hawk brought over here
09:33Why can't they get things straight?
09:35Oh, oh, thanks, oh
09:41Come on, come on, let's get it down
09:43Come on, come on
09:44Two Dukes down
09:45Go
09:47All right, go on
09:49Leave him to the court
09:52I knew you could do it
09:53You did it right away
10:02All right, you two
10:04You're under arrest, let's hold it right there
10:07Now, just treat it right there
10:08Roscove, you gone squirrelly? What are you arresting us for?
10:10For breaking the law, that's what
10:11Roscove, you gotta be more specific than that
10:14What law?
10:14More specific, huh?
10:16Well, the law definitely states that I can arrest you under suspicion
10:20Of being a suspect of anything I've got on the books that needs a suspect for
10:24And I suspect both of you of being that suspect
10:27How's that for specifics?
10:29Well, specifically, I think that's a load of hogwash
10:31And you know as well as we do
10:32You gotta have some kind of tangible evidence take us in
10:34First you want specifics
10:35And then you want tangibles
10:37Well, I can't give you both of that in one day
10:39All right, put your arms up
10:40Cause I'm gonna cuff you and stuff you
10:43Roscove
10:47Oh, all right
10:59They fell for it, they fell for it
11:00Oh, I sure wish I knew why we was running away from Roscove
11:04Yeah, so do I
11:05Well, that's every last one of them
11:07Oh, hey, hey
11:12Uh, Cleetis
11:13Uh, this is your Supreme Superior Officer
11:16Roscove, Coltrane speaking
11:17Uh, listen, Cleetis
11:19The Duke boys are out your way
11:21Now you get on their tail
11:23And make it look good
11:24Or I'll let the air out of you
11:34You gotta admit that old boss's shuck and jive
11:37To get Jesse's shine recipe was working good and snuff
11:41Oh, I love this, I love it
11:43Hmm
11:45Let it hold
11:46Coo-coo-coo
11:55Oh, hey, whoo-hoo
12:03Oh, look there
12:08Look at that, nice
12:10Oh, here
12:11What is this?
12:13Oh, half-gown raw alcohol
12:15Two things of bay leaves
12:16Three cups of water
12:17Two cups of grape
12:18Oh, that used to get
12:19Ooh, ooh
12:32Wait a minute
12:34Wait a minute, Roscove, that's Cleetis back there
12:37Well, then where the heck is Roscove?
12:39I don't know
12:40He must have switched somehow
12:42The question is why?
12:44Said I got it, too good, too
12:48Little flash
12:49I got it, I got it
12:54Uh, Tweedledee, this is Tweedledum
12:56You got your plump little ears, oh, come on
12:59This is Tweedledee, Tweedledum
13:00Where you at?
13:02I'm at point A, uh, and I got the rhubarb recipe
13:05Oh, my, oh, my, congratulations
13:08Now, listen, you bring that recipe right over to my kitchen
13:12And we'll start cooking
13:14That's a big ten-four, we're gone
13:16I don't know what them two are up to
13:18But I bet it ain't no coincidence that there ain't none of us Dukes back at the farm right now
13:23Let's get back there fast
13:24Yeah, you got it
13:34Now, wouldn't you just know it?
13:36Here come two floats from the Hazard Mayday Parade
13:40I don't know what the time was
13:42I don't know what the time was
13:44That's what the time was
13:46That's what the time was
13:47You got it
13:48Oh, I can't believe
13:53I wanna know how to hit that turkey
13:55Uh, Cleetus
13:56This is your surferial officer
13:58Ross Cole B. Coldrain
14:00Callin', you got your flippers on
14:02Come on
14:02You bet
14:03What's up got them little brothers
14:05Right by the tail
14:06Cleetus, uh, Negatory
14:07Just let that tail go. In other words cease and desist. What do you mean? You dipstick, it means knock
14:16it off. I mean let those boys go. Over and out.
14:19Okay.
14:24Listen you two boys, if you're listening, I'm terribly sorry about the mistake I made. Must have been two other
14:31fellas I was looking for.
14:33That ain't like Roscoe. I'd like him to let us off the hook when he's wrong.
14:38That's for sure. The only explanation is that him and boss got something more pressing. What could be more pressing
14:45than us?
14:45Meanwhile boss was celebrating Roscoe's news with a chitlin and turnip pizza. Don't knock it friends. Lots of protein.
14:53I just wanted to let you know that I practically got just a duke sign recipe in my hip poppy.
15:00Well I'm warning you again hog. If you're stalling me, my man's gonna come down on you so hard you're
15:06gonna look like a pizza.
15:09Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
15:19So, when I got down there to the bank, there wasn't nobody knew nothing about any papers I was supposed
15:26to sign for that money J.D. brought out here.
15:28Looks like we've been on two wild pheasant hunts in one day. Yours and ours.
15:32Well one thing's for sure. When Daisy went to work, boss wanted to get the rest of us off the
15:36farm too.
15:37I guess all we can do is wait for his next move.
15:40In the meantime, we all got chores to do.
15:43Maudine's been favoring that left front foot of hurt.
15:45I better give it a good rubdown. Did you boys finish that gate down by the creek?
15:50Well, get at it.
15:51Yes sir dog.
16:01Well, that ain't enough to do a hoof.
16:05I better make some more.
16:22Oh, there's where that is.
16:25And that's why it's where it is.
16:29I was sworn I had a recipe in here.
16:32It's horse liniment, you dodo!
16:34Are you sure?
16:35You brought me Jesse's recipe for horse liniment!
16:38Boss, I didn't know it was horse liniment.
16:40I mean, after all, this was the only thing in his secret little tin that had writing on it.
16:44I just naturally thought...
16:46Oh, that's your trouble.
16:47You never do think naturally.
16:48All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
16:51Now, now, this means just one thing.
16:53What?
16:54Jesse never put his recipe on the paper.
16:56No.
16:56Uh-uh-uh.
16:58Where is it?
16:59It's in his head.
17:00Oh, well, how are we going to get it out of there, you know?
17:03He ain't just going to tell us.
17:04No, no, no.
17:05But he might, he might, if we made a deal with him.
17:09What kind of deal?
17:10Well, that recipe in exchange for dropping all charges against his boy.
17:15Oh, drop all the charges against him.
17:17We don't have any charges against his boys.
17:19In fact, you see, you, you, boys, listen.
17:24No, it's a good idea, but I don't think it'll work.
17:26See, I've used all the charges I can possibly think of with the Duke boys, short of them
17:30stealing the orphans' funds or something.
17:32Oh, congratulations.
17:34Oh, thank you.
17:34No, thank you.
17:35Oh, you're welcome.
17:35That's it.
17:35That's the charges.
17:36Oh, what?
17:36Yeah, the Duke boys are going to rob the orphanage fund.
17:39Oh, oh, naughty, naughty.
17:40Yeah.
17:41And I know just the fellow's going to help us turn that trick.
17:44Who's that?
17:45Rayford Flicker.
17:46Rayford Flicker?
17:47Yeah.
17:48Oh, oh.
17:49I'm going to look up his number here in the other pages.
17:51Oh.
17:52Under C.
17:54Flicker under C?
17:56Yeah.
17:57For con man.
18:13After chore time comes brew time at the boy's nest, which old Bo and Luke usually try to
18:18make along about now.
18:19Well, naturally, old boss told this to Rayford Flicker.
18:23Well, who do you think that was?
18:29Hey, do you, uh, got something for us, we heard?
18:32Daddy.
18:35Ladies and gentlemen, your undivided attention, please.
18:39My name is Rayford Flicker of United Amalgamated Dixie Charities Incorporated, and I'm here on
18:46a mission of mercy for the poor orphans of Hazard County, who need all our financial help
18:52to provide them with a decent playground.
18:55Just look at these here poor little faces.
18:58Look at these sad little lions.
19:01Just begging for the money that will provide them with a new sandbox, a new seesaw, a new
19:07pogo stick.
19:09Who will be the first to make a donation for these poor forlorn children?
19:14I will!
19:16Well, it's nice to meet you, Mr. Flicker.
19:19Hey, you know, I've heard all about that good charity work you've done in these here parts,
19:23and may I say, I'm more than proud to be able to make a contribution to such a worthy cause
19:29as poor and needy orphans.
19:31Now, I'm going to start you off with $500!
19:36$500!
19:36How's that going down with you?
19:38Thank you, sir.
19:39That'll buy a lot of sand for that sandbox.
19:41Well, I sure hope so.
19:58How about the rest of your skinflints?
20:00Huh?
20:00Come on!
20:01Take down!
20:02Give, give, give!
20:02Yeah, give, give, give!
20:03That's right.
20:04Say, how about you two boys coughing up a few bucks?
20:07He loves you, boss, but we're all tapped out at the moment.
20:10Do tell.
20:16Oh, look at that.
20:17That was a horrendous crash.
20:19I'm sorry.
20:19Now, that's slick, just like New York.
20:22Oh, say, no harm done, folks.
20:24Uh, look, let's calm down, everybody.
20:27Yeah, and let's help this worthy gentleman take up his collection for the poor and needy orphans.
20:33Thank you, kind of sick.
20:34All right, come over here now.
20:35The money is gone.
20:38What?
20:38Gone?
20:39Oh, the money's gone.
20:41No, no, no, that's impossible.
20:43I mean, this box was right here on the table, right in front of the Duke boys.
20:46Oh!
20:48You Duke boys ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
20:51Taking playground money from poor orphans.
20:53Roscoe, arrest her.
20:54Roscoe, yeah.
20:55They were even too much that box.
20:56Anybody that says we did is a dang liar.
20:59Yeah, well, this box was right here on the table, right in front of you.
21:02So, how do you explain the money missing?
21:04Search me.
21:05Which ain't a bad idea.
21:07Well, go right on ahead.
21:08We ain't got nothing to hide.
21:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:10Not you.
21:11Not me.
21:11Let's give the boys a fair shake.
21:13Ooh.
21:13Let Mr. Flicker do the same shake.
21:15Right, right.
21:15Go ahead, my dear sir.
21:17Well, if you insist.
21:18I do.
21:18Excuse me, boys.
21:24Oh, shame on you, boy.
21:26You're naughty, naughty.
21:27Just hold on a second, Mr. Flicker.
21:29Don't do it, Luke.
21:30You keep your hands where I can see you.
21:32Ooh.
21:33You've been set up.
21:34Well, I've seen enough.
21:36Yeah, me too.
21:36Yeah, and you folks here, why, you're all witnesses to this dastardly crime perpetrated by the Dupe boys.
21:41Taking the money from poor and needy orphans.
21:44Roscoe, now.
21:46Arrest her.
21:47Oh, my God.
21:50Get out of my way, Jack.
21:51I'll get you later.
21:53You gotta hurry, Cletus.
21:54Yeah, Roscoe needs you.
22:02Easy fire.
22:03Will you get out of my way, you dipstick?
22:05That's your dupe, boy.
22:06And they stole the orphans' money.
22:08What?
22:09Come on.
22:09Get out.
22:10Get out of my way.
22:14Get out of my way, you dipstick.
22:16Get out of my way.
22:20Well, I guess I'll be on my way, boys.
22:23Yeah.
22:27Okay, here, Rayford.
22:28That's yours.
22:30Now, listen.
22:30You just stay out of sight till you hear different from me, hmm?
22:34Mm-hmm.
22:36Easy.
22:49Try and use them up Sand Ridge Road, all right?
22:51Okay.
23:05Cletus, this is the sheriff speaking.
23:07Now, you stay with them on Sand Ridge Road, and I'll get down to Cedar Creek Lane and cut
23:11them off.
23:12Roger, Wilco, Sheriff.
23:14Come, come, come, come.
23:19We're gonna clean this.
23:21Where the heck's Roscoe?
23:22Roscoe was fixing to slam the back door.
23:26Hang on, cousin.
23:28We is about to jump Holland Creek.
23:30Which is exactly what Roscoe has in mind, too, to head off the boys.
23:36Friends, that's America.
23:38Kind of pretty, ain't it?
23:54Now, if you're wondering why the Duke boys stopped, well, they simply wanted to watch
23:59what was happening.
24:00Wouldn't you?
24:02Roger!
24:05Roger!
24:07Roger!
24:19Hazzard is the only place that I know that ain't got no airport, but still needs a runway.
24:26Freeze!
24:27All right!
24:28Freeze!
24:30Already frozen for you.
24:31Will you hush?
24:32I'm your superior officer.
24:33I'm the freezer.
24:34Okay.
24:34Just freeze!
24:36Freeze!
24:37Freeze!
24:42Roscoe, you're forgetting two things.
24:44What?
24:44Number one, your keys.
24:46Oh!
24:46And number two, we got the right to make a phone call.
24:49Yeah?
24:49Well, there's no need for that.
24:51On the corner of its Uncle Jesse you want, I already called him.
24:54In fact, you should be in his thing.
24:56There they are now, boss.
24:57All right, J.D.
24:58Let my boys out of there.
25:00Daisy told me about the trumped-up charges you got on them, and you haven't got a leg to stand.
25:04Oh, take it easy, Jesse.
25:06I got all the legs I need to stand on.
25:07On the corner, half the town of Hazzard was in the boys' nest and seen that fine gentleman, Rayford Flicker,
25:13find his orphanage money in your boy's shirts.
25:16Rayford Flicker?
25:17From Colonial City?
25:18Rayford Flicker.
25:19He moved over to Plainsville, remember?
25:21He is now and always has been a kind of a half-baked con man with a few tacky tricks
25:27up his sleeve.
25:28Well, nobody's perfect.
25:30My, oh, my, oh, my.
25:31Is he that?
25:31I had no idea.
25:33Well, if he was, I'm sure he's seen the error of his ways and is now attuning for his sins
25:38by doing charitable words.
25:41All right, J.D., come off of that baloney.
25:44Uncle Jesse, you're going to get your blood pressure all riled up now.
25:48J.D., I want to talk to you.
25:51Come here.
25:56Now, I know you're up to something.
25:59What is it you want to let those two boys off of the hook?
26:02Just come on out with it and let's get it over with.
26:05Funny you should ask that, J.C.
26:07Here it comes.
26:08What I want is, in exchange for getting your boys off the hook, what I want is something you don't
26:14need no more.
26:15Oh, all right.
26:16What's that?
26:17It's your own personal recipe for making shine.
26:19What?
26:21Well, didn't you hear me?
26:22Your shine recipe.
26:24J.D., you know I made my promise to the United States, federal, U.S. of A government that I
26:30wouldn't make no shine for nobody, no place, at no time.
26:33What's one little itty-bitty broken promise compared to your boys rotting in jail for a long time?
26:40J.D., I never broke my promise to anybody in my whole life.
26:45Well, of course you didn't.
26:46And that's admirable of you.
26:48You've always been a good example to all of us.
26:50You can't ask me to go back in my word.
26:53I wouldn't ask you to go back on your word even if you was to give it.
26:57Well, the boss that never gives his word, why would he give something he can't keep?
27:02Ah, Roscoe!
27:03All right, all right, let's quit horsing the ride because I'm tired of waiting.
27:06Now, what's going to come first?
27:07First, your word of honor or the welfare of your boys.
27:11Don't do it, Uncle Jesse.
27:12Come on, there's got to be some other way.
27:13You can't go back on your sacred oath, Uncle Jesse.
27:15You've always said that.
27:17I know, but he's got witnesses.
27:22You're one of them, Daisy.
27:23But it was a trick.
27:25Well, I know that and you know that.
27:27We all know it, but we can't prove it.
27:30All right, G.D., you got a deal.
27:33All right!
27:35Now you're talking, Jesse.
27:36And I'm going to take your word on that.
27:40But I'm only going to fill the contract.
27:43Not one drop more.
27:44Oh.
27:45Yeah.
27:45All right, all right.
27:47Let my boys out.
27:48Oh, no, Jesse.
27:51Not till I get that shine.
27:53A deal's a deal.
27:55All right.
27:56Deal?
27:57Deal.
28:05I'm sorry, kids.
28:07But a deal's a deal.
28:10Man's got to do what he's got to do.
28:12Come on, G.D., let's get with it.
28:15Yeah.
28:15All right.
28:15Come on, Roscoe.
28:16Oh, you'll never win that.
28:17Come on, will you?
28:18Oh, don't cheat now.
28:21Good.
28:21Jesse, he's just killing her.
28:23You just keep working on those reports.
28:25What we got to do is get out of here.
28:26Get a hold of that flicker fella and make him fess up before Jesse makes all that shine.
28:30Daisy, you reckon you could get over there to Cleetis and decoy him close enough to us we get them
28:34keys?
28:35After y'all threw him in Hazard Pond, I don't think he's going to trust any of us.
28:40Wait a minute.
28:40I know somebody you'll trust.
28:42Here's what you're going to do.
28:44I'm going to go to the garage here.
28:46I'm talking to you.
28:52Yeah.
29:01All right, there you are, Jesse.
29:03All the ingredients you need to mix up a big batch of shine.
29:06And if there's anything special you need, I don't know about, why Roscoe here will be more than happy to
29:11get it for you.
29:12Yeah, I'll get it.
29:12I don't use nothing special, J.D.
29:15Just my brains, a lot of tender loving care, and a bunch of respect.
29:21Just get out of my way.
29:22All right, all right.
29:23Get started.
29:23I got a deadline to meet.
29:25And the sooner you get done, the sooner your boys will be out of the pookie.
29:29I'll get at this, J.D., when you two take your noses elsewhere.
29:34My amounts is secret.
29:36So just go on, take your business someplace else, and get off my back.
29:41You know, you know something, boss?
29:43I just can't help being a little sorry for old Jesse.
29:46You know, you made him violate his sacred oath, you know.
29:49You know, and he's a man of honor.
29:51Ain't you ashamed?
29:53Me?
29:54Yeah, ashamed?
29:55You.
29:55Well, if anybody ought to be ashamed around here, it's Jesse Duke.
29:58Oh?
29:58Well, like you said, he violated his sacred oath, didn't he?
30:06Holy Toledo.
30:07Meanwhile, the boys were just waiting on Cooter.
30:10Biding their time, you know.
30:11Which is about all you can do in jail.
30:14Never fear.
30:15Hey, Cooter's here.
30:16Got room service for Boss Hogs Hotel.
30:19Got some bird food for the jailbirds here.
30:21What you got?
30:22Here.
30:23Just donuts, Cletus.
30:24Yeah.
30:24What you got, no files?
30:26No files.
30:27Just praline icing, y'all.
30:28They look a little unsavory.
30:30Nah, go ahead.
30:31Go for it, Cooter.
30:31All right, Ben.
30:33That thing's in the slammer, y'all.
30:35About as well as could be expected, I reckon.
30:37What you reading there, Cletus?
30:39I'll swim.
30:40Oh!
30:41Oh!
30:41My tooth!
30:43Cooter!
30:44I think I'm gonna faint.
30:50Cooter, Cooter!
30:52What's wrong with him?
30:53I don't know.
30:54It sure don't look like he can stand much pain.
30:56Don't worry about it, Cletus.
30:57He'll probably come to it after a while.
30:59He can't stay here.
31:00I got an idea.
31:01Now, look, he's supposed to get his feet up high, right?
31:03Right.
31:03Blood back to his head.
31:04Why don't you bring him in here, and we can put his feet up on the bench.
31:07Right here.
31:07Look at your hand, little boy.
31:09Look at his hair.
31:10All right, now swing him, Cletus.
31:13He's got his feet there.
31:14Here, Cletus, right here.
31:15All right.
31:15Get his feet.
31:16Okay.
31:16Come on, Bo.
31:17Bo, grab a hand here.
31:18Take his feet in there first.
31:19Put his feet up on the...
31:20Put his feet up on the bench, and then let him hit his head.
31:22Be careful.
31:23Be careful.
31:24Got his feet up on there?
31:25Get his feet up there.
31:26All right.
31:27He'll be awake in no time.
31:29All right.
31:30I think you got it, Cletus.
31:31Thanks, guys.
31:32See you later.
31:32Uh-huh.
31:33It worked again.
31:40Looks like Cletus did all right, huh?
31:42Yeah, now listen.
31:42Stay close on the CB.
31:44We've got to get us over to Plainview County, cuz.
31:46We've got to find that Rayford Flicker.
31:47All right.
31:51Let me have this.
31:52Only one way out of here.
31:55Let's go spray a little bit.
31:57Wait a minute.
31:58What?
31:59What?
32:05Well, sure, if you want to do it that way.
32:08Take it easy here.
32:10See you later.
32:13Coleman, Ray, fun mash.
32:14When Boss and Roscoe found out about Bo and Luke breaking jail,
32:17well, old Boss knew just exactly what they'd probably do.
32:20Find Rayford Flicker in Plainview and get the truth out of him.
32:24Rayford Flicker, you out there?
32:26This is J.D. Hulk calling Rayford Flicker.
32:28Come in, Rayford.
32:29Boss warned Rayford that the Duke boys were a-heading his way.
32:32And he told him to get lost and stay lost
32:34till Jesse got through making that shine
32:36for Boss's deal with Jasper Fenway.
32:38You got it, Boss.
32:48The boys remembered Roscoe letting it slip
32:50that old Rayford had a place in Plainview.
32:52And there ain't too many of them.
33:11It's Rayford Flicker.
33:18Rayford, this here's Luke Duke. You read me?
33:21Yeah, I read you. What do you want?
33:23Look, we know that Boss put you up to the frame
33:25in us with that phony collection box.
33:27That's your story.
33:28Listen, we're gonna give you a chance to get off easy.
33:30You write us up a signed confession as to the truth
33:32so we can get Uncle Jesse off the hook
33:34and let you be on your way, all right?
33:36Nothing doing.
33:39All right, listen, Rayford, have it your way.
33:41By the time we get through with you,
33:42you're gonna be begging to confess to us.
33:58Now, friends, you know that there just ain't no way
34:00the Duke boys is gonna hit Rayford hard enough
34:03to knock him off the road.
34:04But he don't know that.
34:06All right.
34:06Pull over, Rayford.
34:07I got enough.
34:08Let me pull over, please.
34:10Pull over to the end of sight, Rayford.
34:27Right there.
34:28All right.
34:31There you go.
34:33Now, write everything down, just like it happened.
34:36Well, it looks like it's too late for Jesse's conscience, though.
34:39He's already broke his word 50 times with 50 jugs,
34:43which sure was doing boss's appetite a world of good.
34:49Hey, Russell.
34:50Come on.
34:51How you doing, Jesse?
34:53You almost through?
34:55A.D.
34:58Why don't you go back to your eating?
35:01I feel bad enough about going back on my word of honor,
35:04let alone looking at the likes of you while I'm doing it.
35:07Now, just get.
35:07Yeah?
35:08Well, I thought it was just about time
35:10that I ought to find out what I'm getting,
35:12whether you lost your touch or not.
35:13No, I'm just gonna take a nip from one of them jugs.
35:15Just a minute.
35:16Don't you trust me?
35:18Now, Jesse.
35:19Don't now Jesse me.
35:21Take it easy, Jesse.
35:22I'm just gonna take a nip.
35:24You see that, J.D.?
35:25You take one step towards them bottles,
35:28and I'm gonna smash them all.
35:30Don't do that, Jesse.
35:31Don't do that.
35:32My goodness.
35:34All right, I trust you.
35:35I trust?
35:36I trust you, too.
35:37Then get on back to your trough
35:40and let me do my work.
35:41I've had enough of both of you.
35:49Touchy, touchy, touchy.
35:50Yeah, and then some.
35:51Well.
35:51Well, well, well.
35:53You can just add a very mean and dangerous bad temper
35:56to what we've learned about Jesse Duke's character the day.
35:59Yeah, you bet.
35:59And the Duke boys are innocent of all charges.
36:02So help me God.
36:05Now, sign it.
36:07Hey, listen, next time you take a job,
36:08make sure the guy that hires you
36:09doesn't wear white and smoke cigars.
36:11Get out of here.
36:28We've got to get this confession over to Boston's still site fast.
36:36Bo, look out for that landslide.
36:39You know, old Bo and Luke went to the fair once
36:41and rode one of them big-time roller coasters.
36:44They fell asleep.
37:01Looks like it's too late for Rayford's confession to do Jesse much good.
37:05Now, that's a hundred jugs on that truck that he made for boss.
37:08And Jesse don't even know that the boys are free.
37:10Jesse Duke shine.
37:12Just like I promised.
37:14Now, where's my money?
37:15Nah, not till I sample what I'm paying for, Hog.
37:20If you don't mind.
37:27Jasper, I already tasted it.
37:29What more do you want?
37:30You never had much taste in anything, Hog.
37:34Here you go.
37:51Just like I always said, Jesse,
37:54you make the best.
37:55Oh, thank goodness.
37:56Give me that.
37:58He makes the best.
37:59I just love it.
38:01I love it.
38:02All right, Hog, here's your money.
38:04All right.
38:04Eli, let's move this stuff out of here.
38:08Oh, look at all that money.
38:11Boss, I just wanted to touch my share.
38:13Just touching it is yours here.
38:15All right, G.D., you got your money.
38:17So now call Cletus and tell him to let the boys out of jail.
38:20Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
38:22I can't do that just yet, Jesse.
38:24And not until you do me one extra itty-bitty little favor,
38:28I almost forgot.
38:29What?
38:30I want you to take your pickup truck
38:31and move my steel over to a new site
38:34I've found in Chickasaw County.
38:37G.D., I ain't about to load no steel in my truck
38:40and go into any county.
38:41I've already broke my sacred word once.
38:44Ain't that enough?
38:45Frosco, you know something.
38:46What?
38:47Them chargers against Jesse's boys are so powerful,
38:49I just may not be able to get them off after all.
38:54All right, J.D.,
38:55you don't have to play them childish games with me.
38:58I'll do it.
38:58Well, all right.
39:00And, Jesse, I promise you
39:01that's the last thing I'm gonna ask you to do.
39:03Cross my heart and hope to die.
39:04What heart?
39:06Where do you want the steel?
39:07Well, go load her up,
39:08and I'll tell you where
39:09just as soon as you get everything on board.
39:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
39:13Boss, you know,
39:14him hauling that steel on his truck,
39:16that's not a nitty-bitty favor.
39:18But it won't hurt, I guess.
39:21I know a shortcut to Cottonwood Gully.
39:24Now, if we take this road right up here,
39:25it ought to cut off five miles.
39:26All right.
39:37Say, you better cover up
39:39everything real good, Jesse.
39:41I mean, it wouldn't do no good
39:42for the law to see you
39:43carrying no steel now, would it?
39:44What Roscoe's doing
39:45is shutting off Jesse's CB.
39:47J.D., don't worry about that.
39:49Where to?
39:50Uh, well, I'll meet you
39:51at Lakeland Crossroads
39:53in Chickasaw,
39:54and I'll give you
39:54further directions from there.
40:08Now, that's Sheriff Little
40:09from Chickasaw County.
40:11One mean lawman.
40:13The only thing that he hates
40:14more than people
40:15who make moonshine
40:16is people who try
40:17to run it through his county.
40:19Hello, this is J.D. Hoggan Harrison
40:21calling Sheriff Little
40:22in Chickasaw.
40:23What would you say
40:24if I told you
40:25that Jesse Duke
40:26was back in the shine business?
40:29Now you know why
40:30Roscoe turned off
40:31Uncle Jesse's CB,
40:32a typical double-cross
40:33by boss,
40:34informing old Jesse
40:35for carrying a steel,
40:36and with the boys
40:37on a different CB channel
40:38not being able
40:39to know a thing about it.
40:40But the boys
40:41didn't have the only ears
40:42as an hazard.
40:43Old Cooter heard it all.
40:45And Sheriff,
40:46Sheriff Little,
40:46listen,
40:47if you want to nail
40:48Jesse Duke,
40:49I think you'll be able
40:50to find him
40:51at Lakeland Corners
40:52pretty soon.
40:53That's right.
40:54If you hurry,
40:55there it is.
40:56Over and out.
40:58That ought to do it.
40:59It ought to.
41:00Boys, you know what?
41:02What?
41:03That's the lowest trick
41:04you've ever pulled.
41:06Yeah, you're right.
41:08Well, you know,
41:09practice makes perfect.
41:12So Sheriff Little
41:13took off to intercept
41:14Uncle Jesse,
41:15and that steel.
41:16One, breaker one.
41:17Might be crazy,
41:18but I ain't dumb.
41:18Crazy Cooter coming at you.
41:20Any of y'all deep boys
41:21hear me on the hazard net?
41:22Come on.
41:22Got you, Cooter.
41:23Come back.
41:23Cooter told the boys
41:24their Uncle Jesse
41:25had bossy steel
41:26on his truck
41:27and was heading
41:27right into Sheriff Little's
41:29trap at Lakeland Cross.
41:30Jesse, over there
41:31at the Lakeland Cross.
41:31Thanks a lot for the UFO.
41:34The shepherd just hears
41:35the lost sheep.
41:35Come back, Uncle Jesse.
41:36Not knowing that
41:37the CB was off,
41:38there wasn't no way
41:39Uncle Jesse could be warned
41:40that he was heading
41:41right into the arms
41:42of Sheriff Little,
41:43who was coming up
41:44on him fast.
41:45I ain't like Uncle Jesse
41:46not to have his ears off.
41:51Well, let's head on over
41:52to Lakeland Crossroads.
41:53Make it quick.
42:07J.D., you know,
42:09Count Dirty Little?
42:10The rest of what
42:11old Uncle Jesse said
42:12ain't for tender ears.
42:14But I promise you,
42:15friends,
42:15he had the picture.
42:17One thing for sure,
42:18Jesse knew that he
42:19didn't have time
42:19to stop and get rid
42:20of that still.
42:21But old Sheriff Little
42:22that close behind...
42:37We found Uncle Jesse.
42:39Well,
42:39some Sheriff Little.
42:41Uncle Jesse,
42:42this here's Luke.
42:43You read me now?
42:45Uncle Jesse,
42:46you read me now?
42:48I'll still be tuned out.
42:49Give him a blast
42:50on the horn.
42:51Let him know we're here.
42:59This is Shepard
43:00and lost sheep.
43:01Shepard and lost sheep.
43:02I thought you boys
43:03was in jail.
43:07Oh!
43:08What the hell?
43:10Guess who did that?
43:12This is Shepard.
43:13This is Shepard.
43:13Can you hear me now?
43:15Loud and clear,
43:15Uncle Jesse.
43:16Luke explained
43:17about the confession
43:18they got from
43:18Rayford Flicker
43:19and how they were
43:20framed by old boss.
43:21And there wasn't
43:21no need for old Jesse
43:22to make that shine ever.
43:24That's why I never
43:25did run no shine.
43:27What I ran was a
43:28few jugs of,
43:30well,
43:31pretty tough,
43:32great mouthwash.
43:33Friends,
43:33I never doubted that
43:34for one minute.
43:35Don't leave a bad taste
43:36in boss's mouth.
43:37Hey, hey,
43:37sure it should.
43:38But now listen, boys.
43:40If I get caught
43:41through this steel
43:41on my truck,
43:42it's just as bad
43:44as if I run
43:45the real thing.
43:46Why don't we dump
43:46it in the mud swan?
43:48That's a pretty good idea.
43:49We get her in there
43:50and sink clear to China.
43:52Uncle Jesse,
43:52we got an idea.
43:53Hold her steady.
43:54I'm coming aboard.
43:56Bring me up
43:56alongside.
43:59Hold her steady,
44:00I got him.
44:17hold her steady.
44:18I'm doing it.
44:20I'm doing it.
44:23I'm doing it.
44:29I'm doing it.
44:29I'm doing it.
44:30Well,
44:30it seems to me
44:30I was tall at once
44:31that a body in motion
44:32tends to stay in motion.
44:42Oh, now I got you.
44:44Good idea.
44:46Go to it.
44:46Go to it.
45:11Sheriff Little was so mad
45:13about not catching old Jesse
45:14that he plumb forgot
45:15about Bo and Lou
45:16crossing that county line.
45:24Yep.
45:25Look at that.
45:29Boss had to give
45:30Jasper Fenwick
45:31his money back.
45:32Jasper and Eli
45:33give Boss something too.
45:34Roscoe, of course,
45:35he got his usual cut.
45:36There, he's cut.
45:38Uncle Jesse
45:39would be ashamed
45:39to waste this.
45:40And so,
45:41Uncle Jesse's
45:41word of honor
45:42to the government
45:43was still intact.
45:44He never did
45:45make any shine.
45:46And he never will.
45:47That is,
45:48except for medical purposes.
45:50Bottoms up,
45:51Uncle Jesse.
45:58Soulja
45:59...
46:00...
46:00...
46:02...
46:03...
46:05...
46:18guitar solo
46:36guitar solo
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