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00:00Tonight on The Duke
00:01I want you to be in my picture
00:03Hazard gone
00:04Hollywood
00:04The Duke's a marvelous
00:06And I gotta go work on the script
00:07Oh
00:08Kurtz has to die
00:10Hey, it's hurt
00:11My brakes are gone
00:15Okay
00:15I'll take care of them too
00:19Who are they?
00:21You've got the sky
00:22I'm not a pro
00:24This is a sheriff
00:36Just a good old boy
00:39Never meaning no harm
00:43Beats all you've never saw
00:45Been in trouble with the law
00:47Since the day they was born
00:50Straightening the curves
00:54Flattening the hills
00:58Someday the mountain might get them
01:00But the law never will
01:03Making their way
01:05The only way they know how
01:10That's just a little bit more
01:12Than the law will allow
01:15Just a good old boy
01:19Wouldn't change if they could
01:23Fightin' the system
01:24Like a true
01:25Modern day Robin Hood
01:27Now you're lookin' at
01:33Boondock's Pike
01:34A picturesque but seldom-traveled
01:36Hazard County Road
01:37And it can sometimes be
01:38Awful hazardous for a traveler
01:40You see?
01:41Like that old log layin' in the road
01:42You never know what to expect
01:52Like things fallin' out of trees
01:54And predatory wildlife
02:07Cut, cut, cut
02:09Nicely done Brock
02:10Which just made it the natural location
02:12For a Hollywood movie company
02:14To come and shoot
02:15The Hazard folks
02:17Was curious about
02:17The Hollywood wildlife
02:19It was a mutual curiosity
02:22Believe this Uncle Jesse
02:23I mean
02:23A big movie star
02:25Like old Brock Curtis
02:26Right here in Hazard
02:27It is something
02:28I wonder where the kids are
02:30It's a shame they're missin' all this
02:32Well you knew they were foolin', didn't you?
02:38Oh, can't you go any faster?
02:40Today is Brock Curtis' big scene
02:42And I don't wanna miss it
02:43Daisy, if you hadn't spent so much time
02:44Primping and preening
02:45Getting yourself ready
02:46We'd have been there by now
02:47I know, but
02:49Oh fellas
02:50Don't you think Brock Curtis
02:51Is the cutest movie star
02:53You've ever seen?
02:55Baby gag
02:55Oh come on
02:56You didn't do nothin' for me
02:57All right
02:58Just for your sake
02:59We'll take a shortcut, okay?
03:01All right
03:02All right
03:08Now this next scene's a little rough
03:09You sure you can handle it?
03:11That's why they pay me the big bucks
03:12Everything all set?
03:14Yeah, I took care of it myself
03:15It'll look just like an accident
03:17Mr. D
03:20You sure you wanna go through with this?
03:23Got to, I'm desperate
03:24I have a five million dollar
03:25Insurance policy on Brock Curtis
03:27That I have to collect on to survive
03:28I get the message
03:29I'd run out of money
03:31If I don't come up with that five million
03:33I'll lose this picture
03:34Of my house
03:34My swimming pool
03:35My limousine
03:35Everything
03:36And so will you
03:38Brock Curtis
03:39Has to die?
03:41Now we've all heard about how cutthroat the movie business is
03:44But I swear
03:45I thought they was exaggerating
03:47Okay Billy, let's get cracking
03:49Way behind schedule
03:50Okay Jason
03:51Okay all you folks out there
03:53Quiet on the set
03:54We're ready to roll
03:59Camera's ready?
04:00All set Mr. Holloway
04:01The helicopter in position
04:04Check
04:05Alright, this is the big chase scene
04:07We got a lot of coverage
04:08So it's gotta be a good one
04:09You ready Brock?
04:11Make some movie magic
04:12Alright, quiet on the set folks
04:14And I mean quiet
04:16Roll cameras
04:18Action
04:21Give him one in there
04:22Oh, that
04:23He jumped clear off
04:24Oh, come on
04:25I see kicking
04:27Oh, yeah
04:28Hit you
04:29Oh
04:32Alright
04:33Hey, could have fooled me
04:35Knock him in the middle
04:38No, you move
04:53Accelerator's stuck
04:54Brakes are gone
04:58Help, my brakes are gone
04:59Well, I don't know what he's so excited about
05:01That's a normal Hazard County drive
05:04Let's go, Bo
05:05Look out, everybody
05:12Uh, call an ambulance
05:13And keep those cameras rolling
05:15Keep those cameras rolling, Chuck
05:17What on all of this?
05:48Now, that old boy's having a bad day
05:51Tell you what
05:51He looks like he's out cold
05:53Yeah, sure does
05:53He's gonna be killed
05:55We can help it
06:01Look, be careful
06:02Of course I'll be careful
06:11He looks like man
06:12Alright
06:17Now, just slow that down
06:19I'm talking to me just fine
06:28Hang on
06:29This might hurt a little bit
06:49Well, that's what he'd have done
07:02I couldn't believe the way
07:03They jumped that car
07:05And so, Bo and Luke
07:06Got to meet a big movie star
07:08But if he'd have been a country singer
07:10They'd have really been excited
07:11You're welcome
07:12As it was
07:13Daisy made up for it
07:14Thank you
07:17You dukes are marvelous
07:19That is exactly the kind of excitement
07:21I need in my picture
07:22Thanks a lot, Billy
07:23I'm unconscious and things pick up
07:25Oh, no offense
07:26It's my fault
07:27And the script's
07:28Not yours
07:28I still don't know what happened
07:30All of a sudden
07:31The brakes just went out
07:31And the accelerator was stuck
07:33Well, that's just it
07:34When we checked
07:35The hydraulic lines were completely gone
07:37Well, the holding screws
07:38Could have worked themselves loose
07:39Bouncing down the road like that
07:40Ain't likely
07:41You think someone
07:41Could have loosened him
07:43Well, there's no telling for sure
07:45Oh, come on now
07:46Brock, I'm sure it was just an accident
07:48Now, let's not get hysterical
07:49In any case
07:50We got it all on film
07:51You guys
07:52Not only saved our story
07:53You might have saved the picture
07:55Well, shoot
07:55Glad to do it
07:57It was one way
07:58Getting to meet you
08:06Let's face it, Blake
08:07You blew it
08:08Well, it would have worked perfectly
08:10If those rubes
08:10Haven't interfered
08:12Don't worry, Mr. D
08:13Because I'm going to take care of Curtis
08:14Before we leave Hazard
08:16Well, if those rubes
08:17Interfere again
08:19Take care of them, too
08:23After the movie company
08:24Had finished their last shot
08:25At Hazard
08:26Boss gave them a farewell party
08:28Before they returned to Hollywood
08:29Of course, old boss
08:31Had an ulterior motive
08:34Oh, you came
08:35Welcome to my party
08:37Yes, welcome, welcome, welcome
08:38I'm T.D. Hogan
08:40And I'm Roscopy
08:41Listen, I have a most fantastic movie idea for you
08:46Well, I'm looking for some
08:47Yeah, listen, listen, listen to this
08:49You know, I've led a most exciting life
08:51Oh, yes
08:51Full of action and adventure and larceny
08:54Would you please?
08:55Well, it's just
08:55All right
08:56Now, Mr. Dillon
08:57Mr. Dillon
08:58Well, what are you doing?
08:59Oh, dang, Wester
09:00Look what you're doing
09:01Well, I'm sorry
09:02I gotta go work on the street
09:03Yeah, too
09:04And you look terrific
09:05And I want to ask you something
09:07I want you to be in my picture
09:10You mean that?
09:11Yeah, we certainly do
09:12Billy and I would like to put the three of you
09:14And the general in the movie
09:16Well, that's real flattering of you all
09:19We ain't done no acting
09:20Wait, wait, hold on a second
09:21Now, Daisy did some local theater
09:23Yes, but, Bo
09:24I don't know
09:25We can't leave Uncle Jesse
09:27Tending to the farm by himself
09:29Thanks a lot, y'all
09:30But, no, we won't take no for an answer
09:32Billy got that entire Chase Dillon film
09:34And he wants to use it in the picture
09:35That's right
09:35It was fantastic
09:36And I'm gonna rewrite the entire ending
09:38And put you in it
09:39I want realism
09:41I want fresh faces
09:42And I want to make a deal with you three
09:44To come to Hollywood for two weeks
09:47Us?
09:48In Hollywood?
09:49Well, what do you say?
09:49I'm always dead
09:51Well, I'll say
09:53Possum on a gun
09:53But Daisy always knew you ought to be in the movies
09:55Huh?
09:56Possum on a gum bush
09:58I have to talk to Uncle Jesse out at the farm
10:00Yeah, see if he can do without us for a bit
10:01Well, if you like, I'll ride along with you
10:03Maybe help convince him
10:04Would you?
10:06Well, let's go
10:06Let's give it a try
10:07Okay
10:08Good luck, you guys
10:09Thank you very much
10:11All right
10:15Stop to that
10:16No, no, no, don't, Mr. Dillon
10:17This could be the chance I was waiting for
10:19Supposing someone happens to drive that orange car that there's off the road
10:23With Curtis in it
10:25Uh-oh
10:25Looks like the Duke's luck is holding true to form
10:28There's gonna be trouble
10:29And they're smack dab in the middle of it
10:33No, no, no, no, don't
10:42No, no, no, no, no, no
11:07Well, they'd easy to get my whole life done on paper.
11:10What was I doing during the Depression?
11:14Hey, Washington.
11:17Guess what I just heard.
11:18What? I can't guess. Tell me.
11:20Well, listen.
11:22Those Hollywood people are going to take the Dukes to Hollywood.
11:24Oh, they're taking the Dukes to Hollywood?
11:26They're taking the Dukes to Hollywood?
11:27Well, what about me?
11:28They're taking me?
11:29Well, they don't look so.
11:31Till they blast it, it just ain't fair.
11:34Listen, little Chrome Dome.
11:36Listen, don't be upset.
11:37You know, there ain't no justice.
11:39I know it.
11:39Oh, wait a minute.
11:40Oh, you said the magic word.
11:43Chrome.
11:43No.
11:44Dome.
11:44No, no, no.
11:45Justice.
11:46Oh, justice.
11:47I'd have got it if you'd give me a half a chance.
11:49Well, listen.
11:49Them Dukes are on probation, ain't they?
11:51Oh, yeah.
11:52Well, if they want to go to Hollywood,
11:54they sure got to take the probation officer with them.
11:56Namely me.
11:58And me.
11:59Oh, you.
12:00You rascals.
12:01I knew it again.
12:02I knew that.
12:03Hollywood.
12:04Here we come.
12:06Oh, there's a man.
12:07All right, now.
12:08Get away, get away.
12:08I'm only up to 1939.
12:10I'm going to go tell Flags.
12:12You know, it's better than doggie num-num.
12:19Are you sure that you and that director fella
12:21ain't pulling our legs, Mr. Curtis?
12:23Hey, call me Brock.
12:24Brock, no way.
12:25I'll see to it that Jason Dillard, our producer,
12:27puts it in writing.
12:28I sure could use the money to fix it up
12:29to farm for Uncle Jesse.
12:31Yeah.
12:31So anyway, mister, I mean Brock,
12:35I sure loved your last movie.
12:38It was great.
12:39Yeah.
12:39Oh, look out.
12:42You know, I've heard it's rough making it in Hollywood.
12:45The Dukes are having a rough time just getting there.
13:00Is everybody all right?
13:01What the heck was that all about?
13:03Did you see that guy had a mask on?
13:05He almost got us killed.
13:06You sure handled that wheel, Bob.
13:08This kind of puts your accent in a different light, don't it?
13:11Somebody's trying to hurt you bad.
13:12Do you have any idea who it could be?
13:14Do you have any enemies?
13:15Well, I didn't think so.
13:17Of course, in this business, you can never tell.
13:19Anyway, I'm certainly glad you Dukes are coming to Hollywood with me.
13:22You're my good luck charms.
13:25Unless maybe all this has changed your mind about coming.
13:27Oh, no way.
13:28Don't worry about a thing.
13:29We're going to be right there with you.
13:30And we'd really love to be in your movie.
13:32Hey, hang on, y'all.
13:33We've got to get Uncle Jesse's permission still.
13:35Let's head home.
13:41Hey, wait a minute.
13:42We also got to check with Boss Hogg about it.
13:44Boss Hogg?
13:45What's he got to do with you leaving?
13:46Hey, well, a few years back, me and Bo got busted for moonshine and we're on probation.
13:50Uncle Jesse made a deal with the government.
13:52We'll tell you all about it on the plane, but don't you worry.
13:54Meanwhile, the producer's flunky had deep-sixed the car he swiped and was reporting on the failures of his mission.
14:02Those yokels are ruining me.
14:03Well, that's twice they saved Curtis's hide.
14:06Look, we're leaving Hazard, so it looks like I'll have to wait till we get back to L.A. to
14:10collect on that insurance policy.
14:11Well, you're forgetting one thing, Mr. D.
14:13Thanks to that genius director of ours, those dookids are coming along.
14:17Look, there's five million dollars at stake here.
14:19If they get in your way again out there, kill them.
14:22You are gonna be marvelous. It's gonna be fabulous.
14:26Naturally, Jesse gave his okay for the boys to leave for Hollywood, and so did Boss,
14:31on the condition that he and Roscoe could go along as their probation officers.
14:35The director agreed, so everyone packed, and at dawn, the movie company was ready to leave for the airport.
14:42Tell me that ain't who I think it is.
14:44Dressed like that, they could be arrested for disturbing the peace.
14:48You know, they got their nerve forcing themselves along on this trip.
14:51Well, Boss and Roscoe do about anything to get in the movies.
14:54Mr. Dillon! Oh, Mr. Dillon, I'm here!
14:57He just thought he had trouble before.
14:59I sure hope I get to sit next to you on the plane.
15:02Me too. Listen, I've got a brilliant idea to cast the lead in the J.D. Hawk story.
15:06Oh, yeah.
15:07Are you ready?
15:08Yeah, I'm ready.
15:11Robert Redford.
15:11Oh, how about that?
15:13And you know who should play Roscoe P. Coltrane, don't you?
15:16Yeah, who?
15:17Bert Redford!
15:18Bert Redford!
15:19Okay, let's load the bus, please.
15:20We'll do it the air.
15:21Oh, yeah, we're going there.
15:22See you on the plane!
15:24Ciao!
15:25Nothing personal, Flash.
15:27Who are they?
15:28Get in there.
15:29We'll call you when we get there.
15:30Right.
15:31Yep.
15:31Same thing, Jesse.
15:32Okay.
15:33You know, this would have been a really big kick if it wasn't for all them things happening to Brock
15:36Curtis.
15:37I know it.
15:38He's a real nice guy.
15:39I kind of like him.
15:39Oh, yeah.
15:40Somebody's out to get him, that's for sure.
15:42Goody, goody.
15:42Just got to stay alert.
15:43All right.
15:44Say, Roscoe.
15:45What?
15:45Did you put out an APB on that guy who tried to clobber us?
15:47Oh, tiddly, tiddly.
15:48Of course I did.
15:50Besides dipstick here, I'll take care of it.
15:52Don't you worry, Luke.
15:52If he's still in the county, I'll find him.
15:54Okay.
15:54Come on, folks.
15:55Let's get aboard.
15:56All right.
15:56All right.
15:56I got shotguns.
15:57Oh, Roscoe!
15:58Did you have to bring that flea bag with you?
16:00Well, listen, she cries if I leave her by herself.
16:02Well, come on, honey.
16:03Now, Hollywood has withstood premieres, scandals, and earthquakes, but it might be facing its
16:09severest taste.
16:10Friends, this is traveling Hollywood style.
16:13A charter flight with everybody up top and generally in the cargo home.
16:23Now, ain't that a picture?
16:25It sort of reminds you of Roy and Trigger going down Hollywood Boulevard, don't it?
16:29Listen, Moe, keep your eye on the wheel.
16:31You have to look out for these California drivers.
16:33Would you look out, please, because you're crushing my sequence.
16:36Well, you ain't doing too much for my doodash, either.
16:39Oh, hush up, will you, or I'm taking you out of my life story.
16:43That's a pro.
16:44Look, they're taller than my heart.
16:47That sure is.
16:49Wow.
16:52Y'all look up ahead.
16:53There's a Chinese theater where they put all their footprints in the cement.
16:56That's it, all right.
16:57Oh, I don't believe them.
17:01Oh, my God, this is just like I always pictured it.
17:04Me, T.L.
17:08Ah!
17:09Dad, bless the Roscoe.
17:11I mean, would you touch, hush up that house over here?
17:13Well, she thought she saw last thing.
17:15Last thing, yes.
17:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:22After a Hollywood tour and a good night's sleep
17:24and a fancy motel complete with indoor plumbing,
17:27the Dukes reported for work with their probation officers, Boston Roscoe.
17:35Howdy, uh, name's Bo Duke.
17:37This here's my cousin Daisy and my cousin Luke.
17:39We're here to help, uh, Brock Curtis out with his picture.
17:42Okay, who's that in back?
17:44Uh, unfortunately, they're with us.
17:46That's J.D. Hogg and, uh, Roscoe Coltrane.
17:48That's Roscoe P. Coltrane.
17:51And this is Flash.
17:52Say hello.
17:53How would you, hush up?
17:54Company's on the New York Street set.
17:57Straight ahead, into the street, to the left.
18:00Thank you, sir.
18:03I don't show you naked women.
18:07My goodness, can you see any producers here?
18:09No, but I see some scanty-clad women.
18:12Oh, look at that.
18:13Oh, look at that.
18:15I bet he's a really star, Azkaban.
18:17Hey, hey, hey, are you seeing anybody?
18:19Hey.
18:19That's Taro.
18:21Yeah, well, look at that.
18:22Oh, look at that dress.
18:26It's hard to believe in just actions.
18:28Oh, look at that dress.
18:29Zero.
18:30Oh, look down this street.
18:31Zorro.
18:33Zero.
18:34This is how they make movies.
18:36All right, Kurt, we'll start here.
18:37We'll carry them and take them over there.
18:39You got that, Jackie.
18:40Betty, write that down.
18:41Can you set that up now?
18:42I keep telling you, Brock, I'm positive those were just a couple of unfortunate accidents back there in Hazard.
18:48I would still like those two extra guards around, Jason.
18:51I am not so sure.
18:53You don't trust me.
18:54It's my neck.
18:57Here they are.
18:58All right.
18:59Brock, can you take a look at that?
19:01Sure he is.
19:02This is the best I've ever seen.
19:04All right.
19:05She's excited.
19:06Hey, welcome to the salt mine.
19:08Hey.
19:08How are you doing?
19:09Brock.
19:10Luke.
19:11How are you doing?
19:11Good to see you.
19:12Well, what do you think?
19:13Look just like New York City?
19:14Just amazing.
19:17I think Bo's impressed.
19:18Hey, Luke, you know something?
19:21These buildings ain't got nothing behind them.
19:23Well, that means they're all fake.
19:24Shh.
19:25Don't let that get around, okay?
19:27Now, those guards are real, though, so everything's cool.
19:31How you doing?
19:31All right, Billy, let's get cracking.
19:33You know, it's after nine o'clock.
19:34We still don't have our first shot.
19:35All right.
19:36You heard our producer.
19:37Let's get set up.
19:39Why don't you come along?
19:39Brock, bring him along.
19:41Come on, Daisy.
19:42We'll go find a makeup trip.
19:43Hey, Jackie.
19:43How you doing?
19:44We'll make some movies, huh?
19:46Looks like we're going to do that, Ed.
19:47Oh, Mr. Dillon!
19:48Mr. Dillon!
19:49Oh, I know you, Annie, please.
19:51Oh, yeah.
19:51You look just like you do.
19:53You know me, don't you?
19:54J.D. Hogg from Azacaddy.
19:55And I rush...
19:56Listen, I think it's time to talk about our deal.
19:58You know, for the J.D. Hogg story...
20:01Oh!
20:02How about this for casting?
20:04Listen to this great idea.
20:05Listen to this.
20:05For my wife, Lulu...
20:06Uh-huh.
20:06Bo Derrick.
20:08Yes!
20:08Huh?
20:09Is that it?
20:09Oh, I love that idea, J.H.
20:11I thought you were...
20:12Yeah, if you can't get Raquel Wells.
20:14Yeah, of course.
20:14Yeah, yeah.
20:16Keep them away from me.
20:17Mr. Dillon, wait a minute.
20:18Mr. Dillon, wait a minute.
20:19Okay, do you want to back off, you two?
20:20Huh?
20:20If you two don't stop pestering Mr. Dillon,
20:22I'm going to have you thrown off the lot.
20:24What?
20:24Thrown off the lot?
20:25Wait a minute.
20:26Do you know who you're talking to?
20:27Oh, Mr. Dillon Walker.
20:27And besides all that,
20:28we are the probation officers for Bo and Luke, too.
20:30That's right.
20:31And if we go, they go.
20:33Yeah.
20:38I'll knock him in the middle of next week.
20:40Well, if that Dillon don't recognize a great thing
20:41when he sees it,
20:42I'm going to find a producer around here who does.
20:44Come on.
20:44That's telling him.
20:45All right, now,
20:46this is the scene where you three help Brock
20:47get the secret microfilm to the U.N.
20:49I want you, Dukes,
20:50to make a really exciting entrance in your car
20:53right down the street.
20:55You think you can come up with something spine-tingling?
20:57Yeah.
20:58Just like an average day in Hazard County, huh?
21:00Oh.
21:01You'll think something.
21:02Good.
21:03Show it to me.
21:04All right.
21:05Maybe we can slide it around the county.
21:07Okay, everybody.
21:08Let's get this equipment moved out of here.
21:10I just can't believe we're in the movies.
21:12It's so exciting.
21:14Yeah.
21:14You know, it's good that nobody's bothering Brock no more, too.
21:17Yeah.
21:17Hey, listen, Daisy.
21:18Just be on the safe side.
21:19While me and Bo are coming up with something
21:21for the general to do,
21:22why don't you keep an eye on Brock?
21:23Oh, that'd be no problem at all.
21:25I'll bet it won't.
21:26I'll see you later.
21:27All right.
21:27Yeah.
21:30I'm telling you, Blake,
21:31I need that $5 million insurance in a hurry.
21:34I'm wiped out.
21:35Don't worry, Mr. D.
21:37While the Dukes are getting all the attention,
21:39Brock Curtis is going to finally have his accident.
21:43I guarantee you that.
21:53Now, do you have any idea what you're going to do?
21:55And while Bo and Luke was rehearsing with the director,
21:58the producer's flunky was rehearsing a little scene of his own.
22:15And while Bo and Luke was rehearsing,
22:15he's going to try to see it.
22:15I guess.
22:16I'm going to do it.
22:16And he'll do it.
22:18And he'll do it.
22:19And he'll do it.
22:20So, please, let's go.
22:20And he'll do it.
22:20I'll do it.
22:25And he'll do it.
22:30And he'll do it.
22:38okay dukes this is a rehearsal whenever you're ready uh that's big 10-4 we're all set coming
22:50ahead
23:06everything i want
23:14friends and hazard or hollywood if there's trouble it'll find the dukes
23:29you okay
24:10all right
24:14watch yourself hey we want to hurt one of them pretty little legs thanks about being careful
24:21take a look at this you notice anybody wandering around the set wearing brown corduroy pants
24:27today i didn't notice but i can check it out yeah you better let me handle it here come on
24:34let's go watch
24:40a second
24:40all right brock yeah dukes came to the rescue again these guys are more reliable than the u.s cavalry
24:45i guess we all owe you a debt of thanks young man don't mention it jason there have been entirely
24:51too
24:51many accidents i think it's time we called in the outside police yeah i think that's a good idea no
24:57it
24:57isn't it would be terrible publicity for the picture that was an accident pure and singing
25:04all right i'll call in the studio security to investigate
25:08all right now if you're really all right brock and you miss duke let's all get back to work
25:18all right everybody let's take a break clean up the set jackie
25:24clean that up okay clean that up okay clean that up all right let's get you the first day
25:30all right everybody let's clear up the set what'd you find well it's just like back in hazard
25:37the bolts that were holding that light down for years and years just kind of worked themselves
25:41free there's somebody freed yeah exactly that ain't all let's here take a look this was on a
25:47nail next to the window let's hope we find a person this belongs to we got the culprit
25:52while we're on a break let's go look around i feel a little strange about that daisy seeing
25:57as how this ain't hazard what if we take this the head of security show it to him see what
26:02he says
26:02all right listen while y'all are doing that i'm gonna kind of snoop around see if there's anybody
26:06hanging around that's got a grudge against brock you know i bet that pretty little assistant
26:10director could help us out be careful yeah come on meanwhile boss and roscoe was making the rounds
26:19of all the producers offices to peddle the jd hogg story and there wasn't a whole lot of excitement
26:25he signed that door he's gonna wake up velvet all right come on he's the only producer right here
26:29that's right he's not the only one right there what we'll be getting all kind of complaints about
26:33you two what now you guys are gonna have to leave the lot so come on with me well we're
26:37here on
26:37official business right so am i wait a minute wait listen i ain't leaving this here a lot until i
26:42sell my picture there's something that's going on with me no no wait
27:07come back here oh looks like blake is one job ahead of the dukes
27:15he's gotten rid of them ripped pants oh it's just
27:21where is it come on what come on come on come on where are you wait a minute
27:29and while boss and roscoe was getting a running tour of the movie studio
27:33luke and daisy was talking to the chief of security and not making much headway thanks for your concern
27:38folks but it's our job to handle matters like this trust me we're handling it oh i'm sure you are
27:44we just thought maybe we could help like we was wondering if uh if you knew somebody you might
27:49have a grudge against brock curtis i wanted to do many hearts randall they are
27:59well get more help if you need it but i want them off the lot
28:04you people are certainly making pests out of yourselves your two oddball friends are disturbing the entire
28:09studio now you'll have to excuse me well we thought you might like to see this our cousin
28:14i said you'll have to excuse me yes sir much obliged
28:22ain't he adorable well since we're already pests why don't we go all the way and find mr torn pants
28:27all
28:32right all right all right all right the course is clear come on come on well this is oh i
28:38can't see
28:39there just oh come on will you well how do i look oh will you give me a start there
28:49well you're kind of
28:50cute you know you know i believe i need a shade would you hush up the dog if you give
28:58us away or something
28:59well flash doesn't recognize me she thinks i'm a gorilla yeah you know i have a great craving for
29:03a banana uh-oh here comes the dog
29:13wait a minute it's you too
29:18so how do you like the movie business so far well there are some things i like just fine
29:25and uh i gotta tell you the truth there's other things i'm not so darn sure about
29:29like lights falling on top of people would you tell me a little bit more about this uh producer
29:34fell in that shadow of his first of all nobody likes blake he's a creep but uh jason dillard's
29:41okay as far as producers go but at least he was until he started getting into financial trouble
29:45financial trouble huh i heard it from the hairdresser whose girlfriend goes with dillard's driver
29:50and she said that dillard was really having some problems
30:12all right you two clowns out of there
30:29i don't care who you are let's go
30:42and while all this was going on jason dillard was getting a very important phone call
30:48the garden baby i've been doing business with your bank for over 10 years how can you put the
30:52squeeze on me like this oh thanks a lot 24 hours huh that's a big favor
31:01you're cutting off my credit in 24 hours mr dillard
31:04i swear you'll collect your five million bucks insurance brock curtis won't last out the day
31:10yeah i've heard that before it's those blasted dukes that have been saving him now to make sure
31:15that nothing goes wrong i'm going to take care of those hicks and then i'm going to take care of
31:20brock curtis this is your last chance blake or i'm bringing in someone from the outside i'm not going
31:29down meanwhile bo luke and daisy was meeting to compare notes and what they had found out what'd
31:34you find out well what people are saying around here is that this jason dillard fella might have
31:39himself some sort of financial problems and lose the whole picture that can make it pretty desperate
31:43couldn't it yeah well supposing dillard and his friend are behind these accidents what good is it
31:47going to do it dukes on the set please rehearsal yeah we're coming listen we got to talk this over
31:53some more and get deeper into it when we get a chance all right let's keep a close eye on
31:56them okay
32:15i had the men to see the head of the studio i got a big movie idea to sell big
32:20big well you
32:21aren't seeing anyone you two are barred from the lot look when the dd hawk story hits the screen and
32:27takes you know i don't know 100 million smackers anyhow and i own this here studio you know what
32:35i'll take that chance now move out george oh sorry about that mr balwin just two more weirdos trying
32:45to make it into movies who's he calling a weirdo that's all right george shows me i'm a gs balwin
32:50the
32:50producer cheers balwin balwin producer oh oh mr uh i've got something you'll be interested in
33:00the end you certainly have uh you mind oh yeah i know let's have a look at you girl hey
33:06what a face
33:07just look at those eyes george look here mr um listen i want to tell you about a wonderful movie
33:13uh excuse me gentlemen do you mind uh if i take flash along with me i'd like to give her
33:18a screen
33:18test a screen test she could be our next big animal star just look at those eyes george huh
33:24uh listen you uh get their names and addresses and i'll be in touch with her yes sir but listen
33:29wait a minute you wouldn't want to keep flash for being a star now would you oh no
33:33huh just gonna be a star i'll be in touch don't do that i'm a star no i can't believe
33:41it i can't
33:42either you know you weren't discovery but flash was let me tell you about the next stunt after you get
33:50the microfilm from brock you take off and then a truck will come and block your way so you hit
33:54the ramp
33:55fly over it and head on out down that street so we come from that direction yeah down there you
34:00guys
34:00get to use ramps in hollywood huh kind of takes all the fun out of it yeah all right let's
34:05uh let's
34:05try a rehearsal you got it
34:23rocks where we can keep an eye on him he's been doing a pretty good job of that keep your
34:27eye on
34:28jump ramp okay dukes this is a rehearsal whenever you're ready
34:38action
35:03well the end is dead we ain't got time to stop hang on that producer's gonna have to do better
35:09now he's messing with the dukes and general lee
35:22what what cut it cut it
35:31we got some more of them barrels wow a few lines split wide open sure
35:36it's split wide open looks to me like it's been cut clean through well let's not get excited here young
35:41man your cousin said that line was split and it very well could have just from normal wear and tear
35:46now couldn't it well yeah i guess it could but people seem to think all these unfortunate accidents
35:51are caused by some mysterious person now do you have anyone in mind yeah we got a couple ideas
35:57well let's hear them we don't especially want to talk about it just yet well until you are uh is
36:03this
36:03something you can fix of course we can take care of this right away let's get on if you don't
36:08think
36:08this was an accident we better do something who do you suspect i don't really feel like accusing
36:13somebody until we got some solid evidence mr curtis we need you on the set
36:19you know you dukes are really something take care of yourselves
36:23you too yeah
36:26this is your chance while the dukes are busy go get curtis and no excuses
36:31i'll take care of the guards
36:37well that's just great what the heck we gonna do now we gotta think of something fast
36:42while dillard's on us said i think i head over his trailer see what i can find out
36:45i better go with you all right bo you think you can handle that fuel line by yourself yeah it
36:49shouldn't take more than about 10 minutes see you a little bit great
36:56save a little bit for flash she loves hot dogs
37:02lift this car stopper here yeah come on you let us in yeah yeah yeah we're here to see flash
37:07the super starlet her managers don't you know come on open up my orders to keep you two out of
37:12here now go away you can't do that no don't you answer the phone come in talk to
37:32hey stop come back here
37:39you know they'd go a whole lot faster if they just get off and start running but old habits is
37:44hard to
37:45break and if you're from hazard a chase means wheels even if it is a kiddie car
38:15national accident insurance company
38:35hey did you find anything yeah maybe come on we gotta make a phone call all right
38:44you know
38:46all right
38:46come on
38:50come on
38:51Come on, come on.
38:55What's in here?
38:56Here he goes.
38:57Hold on, damn it.
39:12Shit.
39:13Ah, there we go.
39:16I didn't have the clamp tightened up.
39:17It's all right now.
39:19Find out anything?
39:19Yeah, Daisy's on the phone right now.
39:21Doing a little shuck and jive.
39:22She's calling the National Accident Insurance Company.
39:25Accident Insurance Company?
39:27Yeah, good idea.
39:29Hello.
39:30This is Mr. Jason Dillard's secretary, Colin.
39:33And I'm calling about the insurance policy
39:36that Mr. Dillard has for our movie cast.
39:38Uh-huh, that's right.
39:40Do you have a Mr. Brock Curtis on that list?
39:43Yes, I'll wait.
39:46Yes?
39:47You have?
39:49For $5 million.
39:51Yes, well, that checks with our list, too.
39:53Much obliged.
39:54Bye.
39:57$5 million.
39:58That's what Dillard gets if Brock has an accident.
40:00Fellas, I think we just found our motive.
40:02Better tell Brock about it right away.
40:04It's worth more to them in the hospital bed
40:05than it is sitting there in front of the cameras.
40:07Oh, I'm coming!
40:09Oh, I'm coming!
40:11Oh, I'm coming!
40:11Oh, I'm coming!
40:12Oh!
40:12Oh!
40:14Oh!
40:15Get off!
40:15I'm already stuck!
40:17I'm wondering what had happened to them.
40:18Come on, let's get back to the side.
40:20Oh, my goodness.
40:21Whoa!
40:22Wait a minute!
40:22Wait a minute!
40:23Come on, will you!
40:24Watch it!
40:25Watch it!
40:25Back!
40:27Come on!
40:27Whoa, whoa, whoa!
40:29Come on, move it!
40:30There's troublemakers.
40:32They're on the back lot heading south.
40:35We're, uh, we're following up.
40:38I beg of you, move it, move it!
40:41One thing Boston Roscoe accomplished
40:43was to take everybody's attention off the bad dude, Blake,
40:47just as he was getting ready for a more dirty work.
40:55We look in trouble.
41:08There you go.
41:20Are you okay?
41:20Are you all right, Ross?
41:21Are you all right?
41:22Did you break anything?
41:23No.
41:27Look out!
41:33Where are the guards?
41:48Look at that.
41:49Blake.
41:50Blake.
41:51It's so cute.
41:52Oh, my God.
42:40I thought y'all might need the general.
43:11I thought y'all might need the general.
43:18I thought y'all might need the general.
43:25Where am I?
43:29We're dead.
43:30Oh, yeah, we went to heaven.
43:31Oh, at least.
43:32I thought I was going to the other place for sure.
43:33Oh, listen, I ain't going if this ain't heaven.
44:18It's a mine for you.
44:24It's a dream in Hollywood.
44:28Woo!
44:34Follow him through there.
44:44And so that's how the Dukes foiled a real Hollywood murder and solved the mystery of who was trying to
44:50kill the movie star.
44:54Jason Dillard, the producer and his flunky, was taken away and locked up in a real prison.
45:06And before long, the Hazard folks was headed back home and got picked up at the airport by Enos and
45:12Jesse.
45:16Bo, Luke and Daisy enjoyed their fling at movie making, but was glad to be back.
45:21Oh, we home, huh?
45:23Once again, Hollywood missed a golden opportunity.
45:26Boss never sold his life still.
45:29Or became 20th century haul.
45:32And poor Flash flunked her screen test.
45:35She fell asleep in front of the cameras.
45:37Hollywood managed to survive the Dukes.
45:39But can you imagine what would happen if the Dukes took on Nashville?
45:42See you.
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