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00:00Tonight, on the news, only fortune tellers are out to flim-flam hazard.
00:34Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm. Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law
00:45since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves, flattening the hills. Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how. That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could. Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:30Now, anybody with the brains of God gave a goose knows a Daisy Duke wouldn't do any wrong. Some folks
01:35ain't that smart.
01:37I can't wait to hear how Bo's doing in Talladega.
01:39Well, it's getting near noon. We better hustle if we don't want to miss his phone call.
01:47There's them Duke boys. We're gonna cuff him and stuff him.
01:50I love it. I love it.
01:55Ray, want to drop those phony speed traps.
01:58We've got time to deal with him now.
02:02Now, these two slicks headed for Hazard are traveling fortune-tellers, looking for some country folks to flim-flam.
02:08Look out, Hazard.
02:19Look out!
02:34You don't know me either, huh?
02:36We'll come back and see if we can help them cook some pans.
02:39Yeah.
02:59Are you all right?
03:00We came back to lend a hand. I'm so sorry.
03:02You say?
03:03The spirits were looking over us, or we'd be in the hereafter.
03:06Oh, excuse me.
03:08This is Madame Delilah, the world's greatest fortune-teller, and I'm her assistant, 3-Pack.
03:14How you doing, 3-Pack?
03:14Pleased to meet you.
03:15Hello.
03:16I'm Daisy. This is my cousin, Luke.
03:17Pleased to meet you.
03:18And I really want to apologize for Sheriff Roscoe.
03:21Ooh! Ooh!
03:22Wait a minute!
03:24Wait a minute!
03:24Ooh!
03:30Bless you and thank you.
03:31As a token of my appreciation, I will predict your future at no charge.
03:37Oh, that won't be necessary. I...
03:38Come on, Daisy.
03:41I insist.
03:42Well, okay.
03:44Oh, you have a very strong heart line.
03:47I do?
03:48And will live a long life.
03:52But your fate line shows danger.
03:54Trouble is very close.
03:56I heard that. Come on, Daisy. Let's go.
03:57Come on. Thank you.
04:15The locals around here look like a soft touch, Madam D.
04:18The vibrations are favorable.
04:21We should do very well in Hazard.
04:25Now, you don't have to be no proper to predict that these two are going to bring a passel of
04:29bad luck to the duke.
04:44Now, don't worry, friends. Flash is holding her steady.
04:47You see, everybody drives in Hazard.
05:01Meanwhile, at the boar's nest, Boss Hog's little fat fingers was flying, while his fat ears were shutting out distraction.
05:09What was that you said, my little baby?
05:12You heard me, sugar.
05:14$100,000 bonds. Remember that my Uncle Jasper left me 20 years ago?
05:18Well, they're coming due tomorrow.
05:20Oh, yeah, them bonds. Yeah, yeah.
05:23I almost forgot about them bonds.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Well, I didn't.
05:26And at 9 a.m. tomorrow morning, I'm gonna open that safe and take those bonds out and take them
05:32down to the post office and send them to the company.
05:35Cash them in.
05:36Oh, wait a minute.
05:38Oh, you didn't wait to hold everything.
05:41At least there's no reason for you to cash them bonds in just now.
05:47Yes, there is.
05:49Oh, J.D., for the first time in my life, I'm gonna have some mad money of my very own.
05:54Isn't that wonderful?
05:55Yeah, but don't cash them.
05:56I'm going to town by a sweetener.
05:57No, you don't have to cash them bonds in, do you?
06:00You, you, you, but that's, Lula.
06:02That's the damn sick list.
06:06Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
06:09As Daisy and Luke was meeting Uncle Jesse, Losco was, well, me and Losco.
06:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:29You know something? I am absolutely furious at them.
06:32You know what I ought to do?
06:33Because you're always running away from me.
06:35I ought to give old Daisy Duke a double salutation.
06:37What's wrong with you?
06:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:40It ain't no paper luck.
06:41Just go away, will you, please?
06:42And hush up for a change.
06:44I mean, I got bigger problems right now than you or them dukes.
06:48What?
06:48Like my merits to your sister about to blow up into itty bitty little smithereens.
06:54Oh, well, listen, you just tell old Roscoe all about it
06:57while I give old Velveteers a drink, you know?
07:00She drinks a lot of water like a burnt-out camel.
07:04And back in the main room,
07:06old Flem and Flam was about to go into their act.
07:11Hear ye, hear ye, good people of Hazard County,
07:15may I present to you the world's famous fortune teller,
07:21the all-knowing, all-seeing, Madam Delilah.
07:29I mean, I must be losing my mind or something.
07:31I mean, how in the name of all this holy
07:33could I have forgotten all about them $100,000 worth of bonds
07:37your Uncle Jasper left to Lulu?
07:39Oh, you forgot about that?
07:40I did.
07:41Well, what's the trouble?
07:42I never told you this before, Roscoe,
07:44but years ago, I took them bonds of Lulus
07:47out of that private wall safe of hers, you see,
07:49and then I went and cashed them in,
07:51and tomorrow morning, when Lulu tries to cash in them bonds,
07:54and she's going to find out they're fakes,
07:56and she's going to know surest shoe polish,
07:58it was me who swiped them,
07:59and I'm going to be a dead horse.
08:02Oh, I know.
08:03Hey, wait a minute.
08:04What's happening to my leg?
08:06Wait a minute.
08:07Oh, no, what did you do?
08:09What did you do to me?
08:11Wait a minute.
08:12Wait a minute.
08:12Get this thing off.
08:13Get it off of me, will you?
08:15Look what you've done.
08:16What did you do?
08:17Oh, damn, bastard.
08:18Oh, Fosch, so...
08:19Now, who's going to be first?
08:22Step right up.
08:22Oh, man, take me.
08:23I just adore having my bond raised.
08:26You see, I'm not...
08:30The power is the window to the soul.
08:34So just relax, my dear,
08:36and I shall unveil your future.
08:42Lulu is going to snap her girdle
08:44when she finds out she swiped those bonds at hers.
08:46I know, I know.
08:46You know, she'll hit you with a left hook,
08:48maybe with a right hook,
08:49and then she'll really hurt you,
08:51and then she'll probably divorce you.
08:53Yeah, and that's what's got me scared silly.
08:55If she divorces me,
08:56that little sugar pie of mine
08:57is going to grab everything I got.
09:00That's true.
09:00She's going to take me to the cleaners.
09:02Oh, that's bad news.
09:03Yeah, and if she takes me,
09:04your share goes too.
09:06That's even worse.
09:07Oh, good grief.
09:09Good, good, good.
09:11She's still in there.
09:12And finally, we come to the hard line.
09:16Now, these three branches right here
09:18indicate that you are most fortunate
09:21in love and marriage.
09:27Now, I've got to get me into town
09:28and go and take them fake bonds
09:30out of Lulu's safe
09:31and make it look like some crook done it.
09:33Oh, how do you guys have to do that?
09:35I've got a chance to save my marriage.
09:38Oh, what did you...
09:39Don't forget your hat.
09:41Oh, he's just so smart,
09:43that little chum.
09:45I'm never wrong.
09:51If boss thought he was having trouble
09:52with one woman in his life,
09:54the problem was fixing to be compounded.
10:00And that you will be coming
10:01into a large amount of money.
10:05Madam Delilah,
10:07you've just been right
10:07about every single thing.
10:08How can I ever thank you?
10:11Oh!
10:13Here you go, honey.
10:17There you go.
10:18Oh, that was wonderful.
10:21Bye, everybody.
10:22Quick, come on.
10:23High five.
10:24Lulu, she goes for all that
10:25fortune-telling stuff, doesn't she?
10:27Living with boss will drive
10:28to eat a lot of things.
10:29Good people.
10:30Who's going to be next
10:32to be helped
10:32by the all-knowing one?
10:35Madam Delilah.
10:37All right, you two.
10:39And we're not allowing
10:41Trolletons in this town,
10:42so I'm saying scoot.
10:44Do you realize who I am?
10:46How dare?
10:48Do you know who I am?
10:49I'm Sheriff of Scopey Coltrane,
10:52and when he tells you to scoot,
10:53he means scoot.
10:56That goes for you, too,
10:57you tiny little turban tucker.
10:59You should...
11:05These country bumpkins
11:07aren't as stupid
11:07as we thought.
11:08Don't worry, Madam D.
11:10I had time to case the place.
11:11We'll come back
11:12after they close up.
11:13I'm going to get you.
11:16Watch it!
11:17Watch it!
11:17Watch him!
11:18All right, I've got to get him!
11:20Right there.
11:21Here I am!
11:23I made it!
11:24I made it!
11:27I'm going to get in there
11:28and see if I'm wearing it.
11:29I'm going to do nothing else today.
11:31That's what I'm going to do.
11:35Come on, baby.
11:36Come on.
11:38All right, all right.
11:40I'm over the loo.
11:43I'm going to get them
11:44big bones out of this.
11:46Yes, please.
11:53Oh, it ain't!
11:54Oh, it ain't!
11:57I know what!
11:58It done changed the combination!
12:01Okay, it's closing time, everybody.
12:04Let's do it.
12:04Yeah, you too.
12:05All right, we got yours.
12:07Lock up and I'll see you, Dad.
12:08All right, you can come right home now.
12:10I will.
12:12Meanwhile, outside,
12:13them two phony fortune tellers
12:15was lying in wait.
12:16And pretty soon,
12:17the last customer had left
12:18and Daisy was locking up
12:19to get ready for the evening crowd.
12:29Oh, I don't a bitè¿‘.
12:34Oh, thank you.
12:41Hey.
13:06Hello, boys' nests. Tasty Dick speaking.
13:08Is Boss Hogg there?
13:10No, sorry. He's not in right now. He's probably at his office in town.
13:15Uh-huh. Yeah, he's in the county building.
13:19Oh, where's that?
13:21That's across from the square in town. Right next to the fire department.
13:25Next to the fire station?
13:27Yeah. Yeah, there you go. That's it.
13:30Uh-huh. Okay. Well, you're very welcome. Yeah, no problem. Bye-bye.
13:43Come on.
13:50Got it.
14:06This is Daisy Dick calling the sheriff.
14:08This is Daisy Dick calling the sheriff Roscoe.
14:10There's been a hold-up in the forest now.
14:12It's Roscoe, come in.
14:13This is Roscoe. A hold-up, huh?
14:15Well, a hold-up is my middle name. I'll be right there because I'm very close by.
14:20I'm going.
14:22Oh, goody gumdrops.
14:25That sure is.
14:26I'll be right behind Roscoe, Daisy.
14:28Hang in there.
14:29Thanks, Luke. Hurry up.
14:55Oh, Roscoe, Enos, I was counting the money and when I went to answer the phone, I turned around and
15:00the money was gone.
15:27All right, all right, let's just hush it all because I will.
15:30I'll take over this investigation.
15:32Now, let me get this straight.
15:34Now, you say that all the doors were locked, right?
15:36That's right.
15:36And you were the only one in here, right?
15:38That's right.
15:38And now the cash is gone, correct?
15:41That's right.
15:42Roscoe, and for the life of me, I can't figure out who took it.
15:44Oh, well, I can.
15:46It just so happens there could only be one person and that's moi.
15:50All right, Enos, cuff her and stuff her.
15:52Sure.
15:53Roscoe, are you crazy?
15:55Roscoe, I don't know what happened here, but you got to be out of your mind to think Daisy'd still
15:59have money.
15:59All right, I'm serious now.
16:00Where's that cash?
16:01Now, Roscoe, you've got no right to browbeat Daisy like that.
16:04Now, you better get about the business of finding out who did this.
16:06Roscoe, I'm telling you, I didn't take it.
16:08And I don't know who did.
16:10You ain't putting Daisy in jail for something she didn't do.
16:14You know, I'll bet Daisy'll be glad when Bo's back, so he can be the one getting into all the
16:18trouble.
16:27You idiot, go get out of my way to your leg.
16:30Oh, go get out of my way to your leg.
16:33Oh, eat it.
16:40Get that, Daisy.
17:06All righty, Daisy, this is your superior officer.
17:30We're going to take a bath.
17:39Right in the old hazard car.
17:45Oh, Sheriff, I'm sorry.
17:47I didn't mean to.
17:52Oh, Roscoe's all right.
17:55Call Uncle Jesse on the CB and tell him to meet us at Jensen's Holler.
17:58All right.
18:04Since old boss couldn't get into the safe, he figured he'd have to true love Miss Lulu into giving him
18:09the combination.
18:13Bye, Clara, honey.
18:14Have a very nice time there.
18:23Jefferson?
18:25Jefferson, are you here?
18:29Oh, my.
18:31Welcome home, Sugar Plum Pudding.
18:34Oh, what is the prize?
18:36What is all going on here?
18:37Oh, just something special I thunk up for you.
18:41Oh, my.
18:41Come on over here, darling.
18:44Yeah, sit yourself down in this lovely love seat.
18:48Oh, J.D.
18:50And I want you to have some of these delicious smoked hog belly tidbits I've made for you.
18:57They've been specially soaked in gooseberry wine.
19:00And they go just great with the bubbly.
19:04Oh, J.D., this is such a nice surprise.
19:06And right in the middle of the day.
19:09In the middle of the day.
19:14Oh, here.
19:15There's one for you and one for me.
19:23You know something, my little Sugar Plum?
19:26You know why our marriage is so wonderful?
19:28Because it's founded on mutual love and trust and sharing.
19:34Sharing everything alike.
19:36One for you and one for me.
19:42I feel just the same way, J.D.
19:44You do.
19:45One for you and one for me.
19:48Oh.
19:54You know something, I want you always to remember.
19:57That you can have anything I got.
20:01Anytime.
20:03Anything.
20:04Oh, they're so sweet of you, my little cat.
20:06And it, yeah.
20:07And you sing at all.
20:10Even, oh, the combination to my safe.
20:16Is that what this is all about?
20:18Hmm?
20:19Are you trying to get the new combination to my safe?
20:21Oh, is there a new one?
20:23Oh, no, no, of course not.
20:25I mean, I'm just talking about sharing.
20:29Well, J.D., I already know the combination to your safe.
20:32Oh, yeah, you do.
20:33That's right.
20:34Of course you do.
20:34And you ain't getting mine.
20:36Yeah.
20:36But wait a minute.
20:37Suppose something, heaven forbid, happened to you.
20:40Nothing serious, mind you.
20:41But, well, something like permanently losing your memory.
20:47Forget it, J.D.
20:49My memory's just fine.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Matter of fact, I just remembered that I have a meeting I have to go to right now.
20:55You do.
20:56Mm-hmm.
20:57So, thanks for the snack, Lollipop.
20:59You're welcome.
21:00Bye.
21:01Bye.
21:03Well, that was a howling success, boss.
21:06Old Roscoe had to wait so long for Enos and Cooter that he was bone dry.
21:10But Matt is an old wet hen.
21:12Oh, no.
21:13Cooter.
21:14Sorry, but then.
21:14Oh, yeah.
21:15Tell boss Hogg I'm going to send him a bill.
21:18No, better than that, I'm going to take it over to him this afternoon.
21:20Oh.
21:20Yes, sir.
21:21It ought to pay my mortgage for the next two months.
21:23Oh.
21:29Y'all have a nice day.
21:31Y'all.
21:39Peter, it's all your fault, you dipstick.
21:42Y'all get a rag and wipe this vehicle off.
21:44And I mean, I've got to go back.
21:46When you get up out of the mud, just go.
21:48Look at that.
21:49Meanwhile, Luke and Daisy was meeting with Uncle Jesse at their hideout in Jensen's Holland.
21:53Yeah, but I can't get over Roscoe wanting to throw me in jail.
21:56Well, now, Luke and me ain't going to let that happen, so just relax.
21:59Hey, but I don't understand it.
22:01What could have happened to all that money?
22:02One minute it was just sitting there.
22:04The next minute it was gone.
22:05I don't know how he did it, but he did it.
22:07You mean J.D. would steal his own receipts in a minute?
22:11This way he can collect from the insurance company and double his money.
22:14How could he do such an awful thing to me?
22:16Oh, shoot, if he smelled a profit, he'd sell his own mother to swap me.
22:21Well, I ain't going to let him get away with it.
22:22I'm going to have a good talk with that J.D.
22:25Now, Uncle Jesse, if you put it in his face, he's just going to stonewall you.
22:28We're going to have to get the goods on him ourselves.
22:30I go into town, nose around a little bit.
22:32I'm going with you.
22:33Daisy, ain't you been through enough?
22:34Come on.
22:35Luke, it is my reputation and my future at stake here.
22:39I'm going.
22:41Hey, what else, Luke?
22:43I'm driving, so come on.
22:46Just like her mother.
22:49Go with her.
22:53Daisy Duke done what?
22:56I said she took the cash from the boar's nest.
23:00The Duke's stealing.
23:01There's nothing secret.
23:02You don't have to worry about it, Coach.
23:03I'm going to catch her and put her in a slammer.
23:05Just never mind about them.
23:06I need you here, you hear?
23:08Because my sweet-talking lulu didn't work no how.
23:11Them fake bonds of mine are stealing her's thief.
23:13Well, what are we going to do, boss?
23:15You tell Enos to go after Daisy Duke, and then, when he gets her,
23:18well, throw her in the pokey for grand larceny.
23:21And you, you get your tail back here to my office on the double.
23:24I need help.
23:25That's a big ten-four.
23:27All right, Enos.
23:28Did you hear the boss?
23:29Go get Daisy Duke and cover and stuff.
23:33You better stop off at home and pick up that tape recorder
23:36just in case boss says something we can use as evidence here.
23:39Okay.
23:41I'm looking sure I'm sorry to drag you into all this.
23:43Don't be ridiculous, Daisy.
23:45You know, if you're involved, I'm involved.
23:47Wow.
23:49Would y'all believe that them two thieves still hadn't left hazard?
23:52Like two foxes looking over a new chicken house.
23:55They was just getting started.
23:57Oh, wow.
23:58Did you see that flash?
23:59That's that fan with those con artists.
24:03You know, I've been wondering.
24:05I understand flash.
24:06But how does flash understand lost her?
24:12Now, look.
24:13Do you think he's wise, Daisy?
24:15Just play it cool.
24:22Stay here, Belvedere.
24:24We got another one.
24:29All right.
24:31Now, I thought I told you con artists to get out of town.
24:35We are not con artists, my good man.
24:37We are practitioners of the occult.
24:41Shame, shame.
24:42What kind of language is that?
24:43Listen, my dog Flash is present.
24:46Now, do what I tell you.
24:47Now, back it up and move it on down the road.
24:50All right.
24:50I'll put you in a slammer.
24:52Just move it on.
25:00If they're leaving, I'm a Mongolian aviator.
25:03And I can't even fly a kite.
25:05Yeah, well, I guess I told them.
25:15Now, let me see here.
25:17They got a recorder to get the goods on boss.
25:19Who didn't do it for once.
25:21And them, what did?
25:22They've been ordered out of town by the police.
25:25You know, it takes guts to live in hazard.
25:30Good.
25:31Ross goes back.
25:33Maybe he'll say something to boss and get you off the hook.
25:36Come on.
25:38Good news, boss.
25:39I got Enos out there, and he's going to catch Daisy Duke and put her in a slammer.
25:43All right.
25:43That's good.
25:44Then he's going to put Luke in a slammer for Aiden and a betting her escape.
25:47All right.
25:48Well, that's even better.
25:49Because you know something?
25:50I mean, I just couldn't believe that Daisy Duke would stoop so low as to steal any cast.
25:55Oh, no.
25:55Because she's not the type.
25:57You know, that gave me a quivering mile here.
25:59I'm not surprised.
26:00Oh, you know something?
26:01Those dudes really must be hard up for money.
26:03Oh, hard up?
26:04Oh.
26:04Well, that's the door for the office.
26:06They have a problem.
26:06They'll let them in the middle of the office.
26:10Luke, they really think I did it.
26:13Yeah, they didn't frame you.
26:14Uh-uh.
26:15Well, that's a switch.
26:16I don't know if it's good or bad.
26:18Who could have done it?
26:20How?
26:20Why?
26:21I don't know.
26:22But we're going to have to find them or else Boss and Roscoe are going to railroad you on circumstantial
26:26evidence.
26:27I'll tell you, the boys' ass was locked up tight.
26:29I just, I don't understand.
26:31Well, let's go over there and give it a good going over.
26:33Okay.
26:34Daisy, Luke, I hate to do this, but I got arrested on him.
26:38Oh!
26:40Thanks for the warning, Enos.
26:48Don't run!
27:18Hey!
27:19Hey!
27:20Hey!
27:24You know, Uncle Jesse, I don't believe I just heard I got an emergency call.
27:29Yeah, yeah, I think you have.
27:30Hey!
27:31Let me down!
27:32Help!
27:34Let me down!
27:36Let me down!
27:37Let me down!
27:38Let me down!
27:39Stop!
27:40Stop!
27:40Stop!
27:43I guess we owe Cooter one.
27:45We sure do.
27:47Well, we better get two boys in this, Luke.
27:49Cooter!
27:50Cooter, let me down, please!
27:52Cooter!
27:53Please, let me down!
27:56Cooter!
27:59Hey, Enos!
28:01What you doing attached to my truck like this?
28:04I didn't want to be attached to your truck!
28:06Don't you know there ain't no free rides in this world anymore?
28:08I'm gonna send Boss Hogg a bill on this now.
28:11I didn't hurt it, Cooter.
28:12I didn't mean to.
28:13I understand.
28:13Thank you for letting me down, Cooter.
28:15Roscoe, I tell you, if I don't get them fake bonds of mine out of Lulu's safe by this morning,
28:21I'm rude.
28:23She's gonna take me for everything I got.
28:25Maybe even more.
28:26Yeah, maybe.
28:28You know, I think I've got the answer.
28:31It's those flim-flammin' fortune tellers, you know.
28:33They've probably put a hex on you.
28:35Oh, are you kidding?
28:36Oh.
28:37You know I don't believe in that sort of hookah.
28:39I mean, Lulu, well, she may be a pushover for that kind of stuff, but, uh-uh.
28:43Not me.
28:44Oh, me neither.
28:45Mm!
28:46Wait a minute!
28:47Oh, Roscoe!
28:48You just gave me an idea!
28:50I did?
28:50My, oh, my, you sure I'm brilliant.
28:52I am?
28:52Yeah, yeah.
28:53Lulu's always falling for that sort of mystic mumbo-jumbo.
28:57So, maybe, just maybe, I can hire them two fortune tellers to fast-talk the new combination
29:03of a safe right out of her.
29:05Oh, good!
29:07Hey, wait a minute.
29:07You smell something burning here?
29:08Maybe it's your cigar.
29:10Hey, listen, boss.
29:10No, that ain't it.
29:11Hey, boss.
29:11What?
29:12Listen.
29:12How are they gonna do that?
29:13How?
29:14How?
29:14How?
29:14How?
29:15How?
29:15How?
29:15I'll tell you how.
29:16By reading her mind.
29:17Oh.
29:17Yeah, or her tea leaves.
29:18Oh.
29:18Or her double chins.
29:19Oh.
29:19Who cares?
29:20Listen, I'm desperate.
29:21I'll do anything.
29:22Now, where'd you say them fortune tellers are?
29:24Oh, you don't have to worry about them.
29:26I might run them out of town.
29:27Listen, you just get out there, you hear?
29:29And you find them two corn artists and you drag them back here.
29:32Tell them I got some honest money they can earn for a teen.
29:36What are you staring at?
29:37Well, isn't that smoke coming out of your drawers?
29:40My drawers?
29:40What?
29:41What?
29:41What are you talking about?
29:42Oh, it's a chipmunk.
29:43Ah!
29:46Oh!
29:48No, no!
29:49What are you staring at?
29:51I don't get a hurry, didn't I?
29:53Get going!
29:54Get going!
29:55Oh, God!
29:55Bring me that fortune, come on!
29:57Ah!
30:04Meanwhile, old Flash had been practicing starting the car.
30:08They're going to make a police dog out of that basset, yeah.
30:13Hey, old kid.
30:14I gotta cry.
30:15Get back.
30:17All right.
30:18Hang on, Flash.
30:45What do we look for?
30:48Well, we look for some way that the crook, or crooks as the case may be, could have got
30:53in without you seeing them.
30:55Okay.
30:57I had the money on the table.
30:59I went to the phone.
31:00When I came back, it was gone.
31:04Why don't you check the cash register, and I'll look in the kitchen.
31:07All right.
31:22Now, luckily for Roscoe, them two were still in town.
31:26Unluckily for them folks what had been fleeced, but lucky for the dukes, because they still
31:30had a chance of catching them, with a bit of luck.
31:33Just bad.
31:44Okay, look at this one.
31:47It's wide open.
31:49Well, look, only a little child could fit through that opening.
31:54Or a little person.
31:56You mean like that fortune teller's little flunky three-pack?
31:58Yeah, look at this.
32:01Some red thread.
32:02He had a red vest.
32:03He could have done it.
32:05That's right.
32:05He must have done it.
32:06He could have got in here, swiped the money he got out before you ever saw him.
32:10Oh, boy.
32:11I'm calling Roscoe.
32:12Daisy.
32:14You're right.
32:14I'll still be in trouble, won't I?
32:16Unless we find him ourselves.
32:18Let's hope they haven't left the county yet.
32:19We'll see me, Uncle Jesse, and Cooter on the way.
32:21All right.
32:26That's right, Flash.
32:27You sniff and I'll look, and we'll catch old Charlotte.
32:31And check the hogs.
32:36It's smoky again.
32:46That's him, Flash.
32:54Now, Sheriff, I must object to this unwarranted harassment.
32:59You see?
33:00There you go with that naughty language again.
33:02Now, Boss Hogg has got a paying job for you two, so you can just follow me half-pint.
33:08And so, while Cooter and the Dukes was hunting for them fortune-tellers, they was having a
33:13secret meeting with Boss Hogg.
33:14Let me get this straight, Mr. Hogg.
33:16You would like me to use my occult powers to get your wife, Lulu, to reveal the combination
33:24to her private safe.
33:26Yeah, that's right.
33:26You got it.
33:27You see, it's a friendly game that me and my sugar plum pudding are playing.
33:33Sugar plum pudding?
33:34Oh, that's what I call my wife, Lulu.
33:36The fact is that she bet me I couldn't find out the combination to her safe.
33:41And I bet her I could.
33:43I see.
33:43And if the cosmic forces are with me, and I succeed.
33:48Then I won't fine you for practicing your black arts in my county without a license.
33:52I am.
33:52I might just kick in an itty-bitty little donation to your kitty.
33:57And you couldn't believe it's going to be itty and bitty.
34:01It's nothing personal.
34:02Roscoe, wouldn't you?
34:03Well, you have a deal, Mr. Hogg.
34:05Oh, I've got a deal, then.
34:06Well, while the Dukes was looking for the ones that robbed old Boss, Boss not knowing
34:10had just hired him to do it again.
34:12It just wasn't his day.
34:14And meantime, just in Cooter, it struck pay dirt.
34:17A farmer had seen the fortune tellers being stopped by Roscoe.
34:20Breaker one, breaker one.
34:21Might be crazy, but I ain't done crazy.
34:23Cooter, coming at you, lost sheep folks.
34:24Keep y'all home in a hazard, then?
34:25Listen here, now.
34:26Them fortune tellers are headed back to Hazard.
34:29Then that's where we're headed, Cooter.
34:30Thanks.
34:38Oh, there they are.
34:39There they are.
34:40The van.
34:41Oh, Roscoe, wake up.
34:42Wake up, Roscoe.
34:43Look.
34:55Madam Delilah.
34:56Whatever brings you here?
34:58I had to come back, my dear.
35:00After you left, my vibrations about you suddenly changed.
35:04I now have the premonition that you may be in some kind of trouble.
35:08Oh, my.
35:10Well, come in, please.
35:15Oh, step one work.
35:16Yeah.
35:17Lulu, let him in.
35:18Oh, beauty gumdrops.
35:20Oh, too.
35:21There's the fortune tellers, ma'am.
35:23Mr. Luke.
35:26There's that cash-grabbing Daisy Duke.
35:28Yeah.
35:28Oh, I'm going to arrest her.
35:30No, you ain't.
35:31No, you ain't.
35:32No, do nothing.
35:32Do nothing.
35:33Well, we can't do nothing while them con artists are in there with Lulu, you dodo.
35:37Lisa, sit still.
35:38Lisa, it's only going to take a second.
35:40No, we can't.
35:40Listen, I am the sheriff.
35:41I've got to do my business.
35:42I don't want to clean any kind of commotion.
35:44Don't do it.
35:45I'm serious.
35:45Don't do it.
35:46No, listen.
35:50All right.
35:51All right, Daisy Duke.
35:53I saw you.
35:53All right, now.
35:54You're under arrest.
35:55Come on with me.
35:55Listen, we've got something to tell you.
35:56Yeah, we know who committed the robbery.
35:58Oh, I'll tell you that.
35:59Don't mind that.
36:00Come on, you're both under arrest.
36:01I'll put you to clink.
36:02No, I ain't going to listen this time.
36:04Let them be.
36:05Let them be.
36:05Daisy, don't listen.
36:06Why don't you just get in the car right now?
36:07No, sir.
36:08No, listen.
36:09I am going to arrest you.
36:11I don't want to hurt about it.
36:11Wait a minute.
36:12Don't get in that car.
36:13Let him.
36:13Let him.
36:14All right, come on out of there.
36:15Let him.
36:19Breathe.
36:21Roscoe, just let them be.
36:23You let them be.
36:24I ain't going to.
36:25They've made me mad.
36:26Now, we've got to stay close to the house.
36:27Punch over there.
36:28Come on, men.
36:29I'll be with you.
36:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
36:31Yeah?
36:31Back up.
36:33Hey.
36:34No, no, no, no, no.
36:36I don't understand, madam Delilah.
36:38You still haven't told me what kind of trouble I'm in.
36:41I feel that you are hiding some deep, dark secret.
36:46Secret?
36:47I don't know, Vinny.
36:49Well, let me see if I can penetrate the unknown.
36:54Hey!
36:55Hey!
36:55Hey!
36:58Here goes Enos.
36:59At the worst possible time.
37:01I've even forgot who he's after.
37:12All right, get out of there.
37:15Okay, get your hands off.
37:17I mean, grab some glue.
37:18Roscoe, you gotta listen to us.
37:20We tried to tell you it's them fortune tellers who took the money.
37:22What are you talking about?
37:23You know that little guy three-pack with the fortune teller?
37:26Well, he climbed through the air conditioning vent and he stole the money, Roscoe.
37:29Oh, tiddly-tuddly, I don't believe that.
37:31Now, you're just lying to me again.
37:32I'm gonna have to cuff you and stuff you.
37:34I have a feeling, I have a feeling of numbers.
37:36Some kind of combination of numbers.
37:40The combination to a safe.
37:43Well, I do have a safe, but...
37:45The numbers that you are hiding are six right, 17 left, and 42 right.
37:51Oh.
37:52Madam Delilah, you're wrong.
37:54No, no.
37:55It is nine right, 36 left, and 21 right.
38:00I'm so sorry.
38:01You must accept my apology.
38:04My mind is tired.
38:06This has been an awfully long day.
38:07Oh, that's all right, honey.
38:09You know, Mrs. Hogg, I just cannot concentrate in here.
38:12If you will permit me, I shall continue this reading outside in my van with my crystal ball.
38:18Oh, it's much better.
38:19I know I can get a good reading.
38:21Oh, good.
38:21Now, come right on.
38:25Boss, you can arrest us if you want, but you're making a big mistake.
38:28That's right, because it's the fortune tellers who are getting away right now with your money.
38:32All right, well, maybe they ain't lying.
38:34Now, what's going on here, Roscoe?
38:35What's all this doodah?
38:36Hey, let me do it.
38:38Roscoe, don't handcuff them.
38:40Two, they're the wrong ones.
38:41You two stay out of this in here.
38:43Hey, let's hear it.
38:44Hey, let's hear it.
38:45Hey, let's hear it.
38:45Hey, let's hear it.
38:46Hey, let's hear it.
38:46Hey, let's hear it.
38:46Hey, let's hear it.
38:48Hey, let's hear it.
38:49Hey, let's hear it.
38:56Hey, let's hear it.
38:57Hey, let's hear it.
38:57Hey, let's hear it.
38:58Keep up now.
38:59Wait.
39:00Wait.
39:01Hey.
39:02Come on, man.
39:03Roscoe.
39:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
39:05You quit.
39:06Roscoe.
39:07Don't do it now.
39:08Get a balloon.
39:09A porcelain will speak to us all if you keep your eyes upon the ball.
39:16All eyes upon us all.
39:30Madame Delilah, tell me something, please.
39:45Hey, come back here!
39:47Come back! Come back here!
39:49Come back here!
39:51Come back here, you hear me?
39:52Yeah!
39:56Oh, yeah!
39:57Oh, yeah!
39:59Oh, yeah!
40:03Oh!
40:04I am so relieved!
40:06I was wrong!
40:07Your future looks bright and clear in the crystal!
40:10It does?
40:11It does!
40:11And the crystal never lies!
40:13Oh, my goodness!
40:14Oh, that's wonderful, madam!
40:16Happy days!
40:17I'm so glad to hear that!
40:18Happy days!
40:19I'm really so glad to hear that!
40:21Over now, I am way behind schedule and I must be on my way!
40:26I was worried when you came over, yes!
40:27Oh, my!
40:28Come back!
40:28Wonderful!
40:29Oh, boy!
40:29Bye now!
40:30I'm so happy for you!
40:32Bye now!
40:35Bye!
40:39Bye!
40:40Hey!
40:40Hey, there they are!
40:41Hey, guys!
40:42I win!
40:45All right?
40:46Will you stop worrying about me?
40:47Come on!
40:48I've been robbed!
40:50I've been robbed!
40:51Oh, J.D.
40:51They busted into my secret!
40:53They took everything!
40:55Oh!
40:55A hundred thousand dollars in bonds!
40:57Oh!
40:57I'll tell you who!
40:59Oh, yeah!
40:59It was that dang blessed fortune tellers, wasn't it?
41:01Rascal!
41:02I told you we never should have left this here house!
41:04Listen, you don't catch them!
41:05Ow!
41:06Ow!
41:07Wait a minute!
41:08What?
41:08What am I screaming for?
41:10I mean, I didn't plan it this way, but at last I've re-entered them...
41:14Fake bombs!
41:14Oh, the fake!
41:17Listen, boss.
41:18What?
41:19There may be a flaw in the slaw yet.
41:20What?
41:21If the Duke boys catch them and get them with those fake...
41:25Well, listen, you're gonna be right back into the front.
41:27What do you mean if the Duke...
41:28No!
41:29For once, you're right!
41:30Oh!
41:51Come in.
41:54Come out!
41:54Come out!
41:55Come out!
41:55Come out!
41:55They gotta go after us!
41:56They gotta kick them through!
41:58No!
41:58They gotta kick them through!
41:59They gotta go back together!
41:59We are going to the suit!
42:01Come on, go after us!
42:02Nice tienes, nice人!
42:03All right.
42:03Well, then do it again.
42:04Watch out!
42:05Watch out!
42:08Here they go!
42:09This way!
42:14You can't really move.
42:16Say, come on, General.
42:34Where's Roscoe?
42:40We got you, now pull it over.
42:43Back off, Roscoe. We're trying to catch them thieves.
42:45Oh, no, you don't.
42:47Look, you're under arrest me.
42:52Take it away. Roscoe's over.
42:58I'm gonna have to take a shortcut here to keep ship down here.
43:01All right.
43:07Hang on.
43:11Don't stop it. Just gotta round it.
43:13Back off, Andrew.
43:14Come on!
43:21I can't, I'm gonna get it out of here.
43:23No.
43:25It's gonna blow.
43:26Yeah?
43:26Someone help us.
43:28Help!
43:29Oh, hurry. Here, hurry.
43:30It's gonna blow.
43:31Oh, my gosh.
43:32I can't go anywhere.
43:33I can't go anywhere.
43:34I can't go anywhere.
43:37Come on.
43:40You're, uh...
43:41Crawl up behind that log.
43:42Where are you?
43:43Up the hill.
43:44There you go, man.
43:48Get down, get down, get down, get down!
43:50Okay, okay.
43:57You both all right?
43:59Yeah.
44:00All right, you tell me where that money is.
44:03You're giving me enough trouble already.
44:05It was in the van.
44:07It's in the van. Everything's in the van.
44:09Oh, did you say everything was in the van?
44:12Boss, that means your bag of cash was in there, too.
44:15Oh, my money. Who cares about that cash?
44:19Ticket feed.
44:20Great balls of fire, Roscoe. You heard that?
44:23Yeah, I heard it.
44:23Yeah, everything in the van has been destroyed.
44:26That means they're bombed.
44:27Yeah, they're all burned up.
44:28Oh, yeah, cinders in there.
44:33And so, thanks to the Dukes,
44:35them crooked fortune tellers was put behind bars.
44:38Poor old Bo, he's been missing all this,
44:40having to make do with the dull life on the racing circuit.
44:44There it is.
44:45Hey, hello. It's Boar's Nest.
44:47Hello, Boar's Nest yourself.
44:48How you doing? It's nice to know you're still alive.
44:50All right. Not much going on.
44:52I'm sitting here in the team owner's office, you know.
44:55Hey, how's Uncle Jesse and Daisy?
44:56They're just fine. They're right here. Hold on.
45:00Boar, how you doing? We miss you.
45:02Boy, I miss you all, too.
45:04I'm doing fine. I shoot working day and night.
45:06What are you doing? Testing engines at night, Bo?
45:09Here's Uncle Jesse.
45:11Hey, Boar, how's that room and house you're staying at?
45:15The room and house is good. The room's kind of small.
45:18Feet hang off the side of the bed, but that's okay.
45:21I'm not, uh, there that much.
45:23Yeah, well, uh, goodbye just a minute.
45:27Hey, Bo, we all really miss you. You take care of yourself, okay?
45:30And poor boss had to replace everything Lulu had in her safe, including the boss.
45:34And she was so thrilled that she moved back into his bedroom.
45:38It'd have been happier if she'd just cooked something.
45:40And Daisy Duke's good name was cleared.
45:42Not that it could ever be smirched.
45:44And we ended up with one of them happy hazard endings.
45:47Shoot, I didn't need no crystal ball to predict that.
45:50It's for a long time.
46:08It's the first time to do this.
46:08It's the best time to do this before.
46:10And I'm sure you'll be able to do this before.
46:12And you're here.
46:13I'll be there.
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