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00:01Tonight, on The Dukes...
00:02What can I do for you?
00:04My father.
00:05Cooter finds his daughter...
00:06...and a whole heap of trouble.
00:12I was hoping I had a father I could look up to.
00:17You're under arrest, too.
00:20I'm all local criminals, and so is my father.
00:34Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves, flattening the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law would allow.
01:13Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:31Now, wheels ain't the only thing fascinating to a Duke.
01:34Old Luke had glider training in the Marines.
01:37So he and Bo decided to switch vehicles with their buddy, Darcy.
01:40Everybody knows that they can make their general fly.
01:43Looks to me like they can make anything fly.
01:50Ain't this something?
01:57You look at that.
01:58Them cars down there look like a bunch of little wind-up toys, don't they?
02:07Wait a minute, what was that?
02:09Pick-up truck just run that car off the road.
02:11Let's head back.
02:12All right.
02:29They're drawing back down there to the airstrip, Lucas.
02:32Now, ain't that like a Duke.
02:34They'll even stop in mid-air to help somebody in trouble.
02:36You look at that ball and they're doing.
02:39Can you?
02:58You're right.
02:58I'm good.
03:00That's good.
03:02You're right.
03:04I'm gonna take a minute.
03:05You're right.
03:05It's okay.
03:06I'm gonna take it.
03:08That's why I'm just finished flying.
03:27Howdy, ma'am. You all right?
03:29Yes, thank you. I can't budge my car.
03:31And, well, I have to get the hazard.
03:33Well, shoot, we'll have you out of here in two shakes of lamb's tail.
03:35Well, I'm Bo Duke, and the older fellow over here is my cousin Luke.
03:38I'm Nancy Lou Nelson.
03:39Well, your name's just as pretty as your hair. And you.
03:42Listen, we noticed your plates were Alabama. What brings you out of Hazardway?
03:46I'm looking for someone.
03:47Well, why don't you tell us who it is? Maybe we can help you out there, too.
03:49Do you know Coodle Davenport?
03:52Sure, he's our buddy.
03:54Do you know where I can find him? I've got to see him. It's real important.
03:57Well, right about now, it's break time. He'd be over at the boar's nest.
04:00Tell you what, you get in, we'll help push you out of here, and then you can follow us over.
04:04I'd appreciate it.
04:04All right, go on.
04:10I wonder how she knows Coodle.
04:11What the? I suppose old Coodle's with her.
04:13All right.
04:16Ah!
04:19Phew!
04:28Hey, hurry up with that beer!
04:30Come on, I'll have to get my thirsty.
04:31I'll have to get my coffee, Steve.
04:34Oh, that's worth it.
04:35All right, honey, did you point us to old J.D. Hawks?
04:38Well, sir, he ain't here. He's at his office in town.
04:41Oh, thanks. Come on, Buck.
04:42Here you go, Uncle Jesse.
04:43Oh, hey, fella, that's from my Uncle Jesse. I'll get you one.
04:47Hey, a little bit slack on your manners, ain't you, friend?
04:50She said that's Uncle Jesse's beer.
04:52Oh, that's all right. Coodle, don't put it.
04:54What's happening?
04:54You won?
04:55Well, you got it.
04:56Hey, knock it off, Buck!
04:57Oh, Buck!
04:58Oh!
05:01Oh, Buck!
05:02Oh, Buck!
05:05Oh!
05:17Come on, Buck!
05:19Come on!
05:23Shit!
05:23Yeah!
05:30You should be inside.
05:32Luke, you hear something?
05:33Knock it off!
05:34Come on!
05:35Let's go!
05:36Knock it off!
05:39Hang on!
05:42Come on, knock it off!
05:43Knock it off!
05:45Hold on!
05:46Hold on!
05:46Hold it now!
05:47What's the matter?
05:48What is the matter now?
05:50Stand!
05:51Will you stop it?
05:52What is wrong?
05:54Daisy?
05:55Messing with Daisy?
05:56Take it easy.
05:58Daisy?
05:58Daisy?
05:59That's my cousin.
06:01What are you doing?
06:06You all right, Cooter?
06:12Yeah, I'm ready.
06:15You're Cooter down in court?
06:16Yes, ma'am, the one and only.
06:18Yeah, this little lady was looking for you.
06:20We brought her on in.
06:21What can I do for you?
06:23Be my father.
06:24Well, sir, I sure didn't figure on that.
06:26Did you?
06:27Nancy Lou?
06:28That's right.
06:31I mean, when did you...
06:33I turned 18 last week and...
06:37Mama told me about you two getting married.
06:39And, uh, how her parents broke it up.
06:43Because you were so wild and I was fighting and getting in trouble and stuff.
06:46Well, you know, we were kids back then in high school.
06:50Mama was right.
06:51I never should have come.
06:52She said you probably hadn't changed.
06:55Hey, listen, Nancy Lou.
06:56You're making a mistake here, honey.
06:58Could have didn't start that fight.
07:00I didn't want to believe it.
07:01Look, I came here because I had this dream.
07:04I was hoping I had a father I could look up to.
07:08Maybe even love.
07:13Nancy Lou?
07:15Nancy Lou?
07:17Maybe need some help.
07:21Nancy Lou?
07:22Nancy Lou?
07:24Let's hear Nancy Lou.
07:36That was your daughter?
07:38Yeah.
07:38We didn't know you had a daughter.
07:40Well, you know, back when I wanted no more than a kid, me and old Beverly Hibbs run off
07:45and got married one weekend.
07:47But her folks had that annulled, I thought.
07:49Yes, sir, they did.
07:50I was kind of bitter about that for a while.
07:52The fact is, I was kind of rambunctious.
07:55Well, anyhow, her folks took her off to Alabama.
07:58And later on, I found out she'd had a little baby girl.
08:04Our daughter.
08:05How come you didn't tell us about her all this time?
08:07I never told nobody.
08:09See, Beverly got remarried.
08:11I just figured best she didn't know about me.
08:13There wouldn't be no pressure on her that way.
08:15Who wouldn't tear her apart?
08:16She sure growed up to be a fine young lady.
08:18First time a little girl sees her daddy,
08:20I'm in the middle of a barroom brawl.
08:23But that wasn't your fault, Cooter.
08:25She don't know that.
08:26Tell you what, Cooter.
08:27Why don't you head back to your place and get cleaned up
08:30and just settle yourself down a little bit,
08:31and me and Bo will take out after her, see if we can catch her and talk to her a
08:35little bit.
08:35Yeah, I really appreciate that, Lucas, but I don't think that gal wants to see me again.
08:40We ever let you down before?
08:42We'll bring her back, talking.
08:45Get in the back, Bo. I'm coming with you.
08:49Cooter, you're a great guy.
08:51And I'll tell you, when she gets to know you, she's gonna be so proud.
08:58Meanwhile, back in town, Old Boss Hog was milking the latest fad in another scam to make some filthy lucre.
09:05Remember, if your flesh is hanging in mounds, lift your legs and drop them pounds.
09:14And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a
09:18one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and
09:20a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two.
09:33And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a
09:34one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and
09:35a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two.
09:37And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a
09:37one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and
09:38a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two. And a one and a two.
09:40And a one and a two. And a one and
09:41Hey, I want to remind you all that that special Hazard County Health Week assessment is now due and payable.
09:48So pay up.
09:49Furthermore, and in addition to which, I want to bring to your attention my special line of hog health products
09:56for what ails you.
09:57Now, my assistants are going to pass amongst you selling these here products at special cut-throat prices.
10:03Ah, I mean, cut-rate prices.
10:07Cut-rate prices.
10:08I said they were real good. I bought some of them.
10:10Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.
10:11Yeah.
10:12You, J.D. Hogg?
10:14Am I, J.D. Hogg? Well, of course I am.
10:16Listen here, can I interest you, gentlemen, in my special 100% polyester shrink-proof Hazard Health Week shirt?
10:23I don't know, but maybe you could sell us some of that fenced-in land you got up for sale
10:26up in the Spruce Hills.
10:27Spruce Hills? I ain't been able to get rid of that property for years.
10:31Oh, I mean, I ain't taking a bid on that property for years on the corner I've been waiting for
10:36just the right counter-discriminating customer to come along.
10:40What were you planning on using that for?
10:42The sheep ranch.
10:43It'd make a lovely sheep ranch.
10:45We're out looking at it, and it suits us fine.
10:47Oh, then you noticed it had all them fences around it already, didn't you?
10:51Listen, come into my office, boys.
10:53We'll talk it over, see what we can do.
10:55All right.
10:56Roscoe, Roscoe.
10:57What?
10:57Start them exercising again.
10:58You know, if you find you're overfed, clap your hands over your head.
11:03Oh, that's my favorite one.
11:05All right, everybody, shape up.
11:07Get them going.
11:08The boys come right along.
11:09All right, now we will begin with a little knee exercises here, just to limber up, you know.
11:14All right, ready?
11:15Knees.
11:17Now, y'all know the general didn't have any trouble catching up with Cooter's daughter.
11:21The Dukes was selling hard to convince her to come back.
11:24You know, it ain't fair for you to run off, and I'll let Cooter give his side of the story.
11:26It ain't fair to you either.
11:28I mean, after all, you did come all this way.
11:29Things just ain't the way they seem back there.
11:31Anybody can get into a fight.
11:33We did.
11:33And that ruckus back there, that wasn't your papa's fault.
11:36Well, Cooter's changed since he's grown up.
11:38He's become a hard-working, peace-loving man, and you'd learn that, too, if you just got to know him.
11:44So, come on, what'd he say?
11:45Come on into town with us?
11:46I bet you'd be glad you did.
11:49You folks sure must like my father.
11:51We love him.
11:52Okay, I'll come.
11:53All right.
11:54Well, I'll go in there and follow him.
11:55I'm going to ride with you if I may.
11:57Get a little old to get into that thing.
11:59I want you boys to notice this.
12:01Look at these hips.
12:03One and two are stopped.
12:05Oh, y'all did good.
12:07I'm proud of you.
12:08Miss Crabtree, you can stop now, ma'am.
12:11Crabtree, stop now.
12:13Get her to stop her.
12:14Miss Crabtree, stop now.
12:16She's going to get a vapor lock.
12:18Bring her on out of here.
12:19Miss Crabtree.
12:20Ma'am, you can stop now.
12:24Miss Crabtree, you can stop now, ma'am.
12:28Miss Crabtree, crazy cooter got your ears on.
12:30Come back.
12:31Crazy cooter coming back at you.
12:32Come on.
12:33Yeah, listen, Luke and me is headed back towards town.
12:35And we got a little lady following us close behind named Nancy Lou.
12:39And she's coming to see you, good buddy.
12:41Hey, y'all, I ain't quite ready yet now.
12:42You know, I don't even know what to say.
12:45Cooter, just be yourself.
12:46Everything will be just fine.
12:47Tell you what, she's right cute, ain't she?
12:50Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there.
12:52I sure don't know where she got it, though.
12:53Sure as heck ain't from you.
12:55Listen, Cooter, you get yourself all ready.
12:56We'll be there in about 15 minutes, all right?
12:58We're gone.
13:00She does kind of favor me.
13:02Tickle around the eyes.
13:05Old boss was having a good day doing his most favorite thing besides eating, selling something
13:10for cash.
13:11Now, if everything works out fine while one of these days, why, we might be buying some
13:14additional property.
13:15Oh, you might, eh?
13:16Additional property?
13:17Well, there's plenty of that.
13:19Believe you me.
13:20And now, gentlemen, as you go out that door, I want you to know what a pleasure it gives
13:26me to welcome you as two new cash-paying taxpayers to Hazard County.
13:32And have yourselves a good time raising sheep.
13:37Tindy hog, what a week.
13:40You're getting healthy, you're getting wealthy, and you always was wise.
13:47That double large shirt bought our store and bought in that sheep range.
13:50Yeah, if he finds out what we really bought it for, he's going to have a fit.
13:54Well, now, let's call our clients.
13:56We got us a place to dump their toxic waste.
13:58Why, you call, I'll gas up.
14:00Dumping toxic waste in Hazard?
14:02Why, friends, that's like polluting paradise.
14:10The place ain't open.
14:11The pumps might be.
14:13Buck.
14:14Hey, Buck, listen to me.
14:16You caused enough trouble today.
14:17Low profile, remember?
14:19Look, we need gas, don't we?
14:22Morgan.
14:22I'll take care of it.
14:28Hey, hang on there, buddy.
14:30You reckon y'all saw my sign?
14:31We're closed up here.
14:33You again.
14:34You're getting to be a pest, fella.
14:36Now, this here is a gas station, so we're just taking up some gas.
14:40Look, friend, I don't want no more trouble with you, so why don't you just hang that
14:43Oh, look at you.
14:46Oh, look at you.
14:47I'll guss it up now, ain't you?
15:14Come on.
15:16Oh, look at you.
15:17Come on.
15:18bad timing. If it was raining soup, old Cooter's bowl would be upside down.
15:48That was them two fellas just fighting with the boar's nest, wasn't it?
15:50That's the same pick-up that ran Nancy Lou off the road. Cooter, what you got going on with these
15:55fellas?
15:55They're ripping off some gasoline. We got the scuffling around.
15:58Look, why don't you and me go over to the farm and we'll fix everybody a big old country lunch
16:03and Cooter and the boys can get this place straightened up and then come join us, huh?
16:07That sounds like a good idea to me. And you two can have a good long talk over there. What
16:12do you say?
16:13Okay.
16:14Come on.
16:18Nancy Lou.
16:22Well, I just want you to know that there ain't never a day gone by that I ain't thought about
16:28you. I'm really sorry that things weren't different up here today.
16:51Cooter, uh, listen, it ain't all... Hey?
16:59Well, what do you make of that?
17:01Yeah, the big old boy must have dropped it while we was wrestling around there.
17:04Would you look at all that cash?
17:05There ain't no ID or driver's license or credit cards.
17:08Seems kind of funny, don't it?
17:10Hey, Bo, let's you and me take after them guys and return this bill for them.
17:13It's a neighborly thing to do. Maybe we can figure out what they got to hide.
17:16All right. I'm gonna get cleaned up here and y'all holler if you need to hear.
17:20All right. When we get done, we'll come back and get you.
17:22Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine.
17:32Morgan, you gotta control that temper of yours.
17:36I don't want any trouble while we're setting up these dumpsiders.
17:39It's all part of our cover. Ain't you heard?
17:42All sheep ranchers are orneries.
17:49Hang on. Thank you.
18:02Hey, somebody's following us.
18:03Them roofs in that orange car.
18:07Pull over. We want to talk.
18:08Back off. I'm warning you.
18:11Can you get them?
18:12The kid in the general league can pass in with his eyes closed.
18:14Tagging on customers.
18:21Okay, you yahoos are asked for it.
18:23Now, just cool now in a second.
18:24We're just trying to be neighborly and return this bill full.
18:26We found a gas station.
18:28Don't worry about it. The money's all there.
18:29Well, I'd like to thank you fellas.
18:32Well, you don't have to thank us that way.
18:33That gas jockey pal of yours sure got a short fuse.
18:36Well, that's not the way we heard it, friend.
18:38What brings you boys a hazard anyway?
18:40Well, now, not that it's any of your business, but we found us a little spread in the hills for
18:44sheep ranch.
18:45Sheep ranch?
18:45Right. We're chucking in a nice size herd of them little critters.
18:49There's some real good grazing around here.
18:51You bringing in winter wool or long coat?
18:53Long coat.
18:54I want to thank you again for the wallet. So long.
18:56You bet. Take her easy.
19:16Luke, Duke, I didn't know you knew anything about sheep ranching.
19:18Well, I don't know much, but they don't know nothing.
19:20What do you mean?
19:21Well, that long coat and winter wool has a whole bunch of malarkey.
19:24What do you suppose they want that land for?
19:26I don't know.
19:27Let's head back to Cooters.
19:28Aw, dang it. I didn't get their license number.
19:30I did. Let's go.
19:32Now, you all know that this all started with the boys going out for a glider ride.
19:36I'm worried that if old Bo and Luke keep thinking about Cooters, they're going to miss the main event.
19:41And I don't mean sheep.
19:47Today's seats are getting awful nosy.
19:49Yeah, and I don't like it one little bit.
19:52All those back orders for toxic waste are piling up.
19:55We've got to get our trucks rolling.
19:56Yeah, if you say the words, they're gone.
20:00Look, Morgan, I told you once, I told you a dozen times I don't want any trouble.
20:04Low profile.
20:07You know, maybe I can get that little blip, J.D. Hogg, to give us a hand.
20:12All right, all right. Have no fear, gentlemen. I'll give you protection.
20:15I'll get them troublesome Duke boys out of your hair.
20:17I'll have them picking weeds off the county highways till the year 2000.
20:21Breaker! Breaker! This is D.D. Hogg calling Roscoot-Picultin.
20:25And while Jesse and Daisy was making Nancy Lou feel at home, the boys was back at Cooters, where Luke
20:31was calling the pal of his in the Department of Motor Vehicles.
20:33It's an Atlanta plate, and the number is PK-9413.
20:37Yeah, I suppose it's Fulton County.
20:40How long?
20:42All right, all right.
20:43I'll talk to you in an hour, then. Adios.
20:46Well, it's gonna be a little bit before we find out who that pickup's registered to.
20:49We got a lot of ground to cover for then.
20:51And it seems to me that our buddy here's got an awful important lunch date, too.
20:56Yeah, it's real important. This might be the most important couple of hours of my life.
20:59I just hope and pray it goes better this time.
21:02Well, we're praying right along with you, Cooter. Let's go.
21:08And during all this, them bad guys were setting up their secret toxic dump site.
21:18Yeah, that's right. Check. Everything's all set.
21:21And none of the locals are wise.
21:23So you can start loading up them trucks.
21:27Oh, I figured they'd be here in about three hours.
21:29And then we can start dumping.
21:32Now, the Dukes and their company was dining in their beautiful Hazard outdoors.
21:36Which is everywhere you look at Hazard.
21:38And all of Hazard was fixing to be in jeopardy.
21:40Daisy, I'm telling you, that was some fine lunch. Here.
21:44Well, thank you, Cooter.
21:45We'll just go in the house and rid up these plates. You two have got a lot of talking to
21:49do.
21:49Yeah, you get all those ones?
21:50Yeah, I got them.
21:52Everybody bring something.
21:53I got the good end of that deal, huh?
21:55It'll be good.
22:07You know, Nancy Lou, one thing we can't change is the past.
22:11I sure wish things had been different, because I'd have loved to see you growing up.
22:16I just don't understand.
22:18I mean, why didn't you ever try and get in touch with me, or come and see me, or anything?
22:21Back then, things the way they were, we just figured it'd be best if I weren't around.
22:27Well, Mama told me about you two, and all the things she remembered.
22:31Bottom dropped out of everything.
22:33I mean, she even said you were in trouble with the law.
22:37Now, your mom was right about that.
22:40I did get in some trouble with the law, but I never hurt anybody but myself.
22:45See, it wasn't bad, it was just...
22:48Wow.
22:50All right, well, I owe you another one, Skip.
22:52Listen, if you'd ever get out this way, I owe you enough beer to float you back to Atlanta.
22:56All right, take care of yourself. Bye-bye.
22:59What did he say?
23:00Well, that's strange.
23:01That pickup belongs to the Swanee Transport Company.
23:04Swanee Transport?
23:05Well, what would they want property and has it for?
23:07You tell me.
23:09What would those two dudes be making up a story about a sheep ranch for?
23:12I don't know.
23:13Enos and Roscoe.
23:17I wonder what they want.
23:20Where's your spirit of adventure?
23:21Come on, there's gonna be something about that fight.
23:25All right.
23:27Hold it right there and freeze it because you're under arrest.
23:30Oh, what are you talking about, Roscoe?
23:33Can't you see we're entertaining a very special guest here?
23:36Well, then I would suggest that she choose better company.
23:39Now, I'm not just going to cuff and stuff you boys.
23:41I'm going to haul you down to the county work gang.
23:44Good.
23:45Wait a minute, Roscoe.
23:46What are the charges?
23:47The charge is an assault at the boar's nest.
23:50And it was made by those two new property holders, Mr. Collins and Mr. Morgan.
23:54Oh, now, wait a minute.
23:55That's them phony sheep ranchers again.
23:57You got it wrong, Roscoe.
23:58See, they was the ones that started the fight and Bo and Luke here just broke it up.
24:02Yes, sir.
24:03Really, Bob?
24:03That's the way I heard it too, Sheriff.
24:04Well, you'll just hush, Cooter.
24:06Just hush it.
24:07All right, Bo and Luke, you're under arrest.
24:08Come on.
24:08I ain't going to let you do it now, Roscoe.
24:10You got it wrong.
24:11Cooter, if you don't back off, I'm going to arrest you for impeding a law officer.
24:15Take it easy, Cooter.
24:16We can handle this.
24:17Everything will be all right.
24:18No, it ain't right.
24:19I was the one doing the fight, not them.
24:20Yeah, you see there?
24:22He was the one that...
24:24See?
24:25Did you hear it?
24:26He confessed with his own lips that he was an assaulter too.
24:29Okay, we'll just cuff him with the other two boys.
24:32Now, let's get on with it.
24:33I'm sorry, fellas.
24:34You just want to have to debate to your right.
24:36Y'all have the right to remain quiet.
24:37Oh, good grief.
24:38Y'all give up the right to remain quiet.
24:39You don't have to do that every time.
24:41Oh, wait, wait, wait.
24:43Now, get it.
24:44Oh, get it.
24:45Oh, get it.
24:47We'll be back soon.
24:49Wait a minute.
24:50Wait a minute.
24:51Hurry!
24:52Hey!
24:52I know y'all didn't mean to do that.
24:54Get it.
25:09They'll be back.
25:12I just don't understand.
25:14Nancy Lou is discovering that life is sure different in Hazard than it is in Alabama.
25:22I mean, I thought you were all such nice people.
25:25Well, just a minute now, we...
25:27But I heard the sheriff.
25:29Bo and Luke are criminals, and so is my father.
25:31Nancy Lou, that just isn't right.
25:35You were in the boys, Nancy.
25:36You saw that fight.
25:37You saw that Bo and Luke broke it up, honey.
25:39Yeah, listen.
25:40The law here at Hazard, it's different.
25:45No, there's a zombie.
25:48Oh, no, you know him.
25:55There's a terrible nightmare.
25:56Hang on.
25:59Hang on.
26:00Hang on your ear, Flash.
26:01Oh, no, no, no, no...
26:09Hang on your ear, Flash.
26:13I'm in pursuit!
26:19Come on, General!
26:33You guys looking all right?
26:36That's it?
26:38Yes, sir.
26:46And I tell you, I ain't set much of an example as a father.
26:49And here we are up on assault charges now, fugitives on the road.
26:52Cooter, you seem to be forgetting you ain't done nothing wrong.
26:55Look, we'll explain it to her, I'm sure she'll understand.
26:58He's wrangling with them same two guys.
27:00Now, I just, I just know they're up to something.
27:03I'll tell you what.
27:04Look, why don't we go over there to that property they bought
27:06and see exactly what they bought it for.
27:08All right.
27:09This is Sheriff Rock.
27:10You're going to say you're calling Commissioner of Health Hall.
27:12You got your plump little ears on? Come on.
27:15This is D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dade Hall, Roscoe.
27:18All right.
27:19Give me your report.
27:21Boss, you sound sort of funny.
27:22You sort of sound ...
27:23Is anything wrong?
27:25Yeah, well, I'm just getting me a massage.
27:27And I got all that exercise and give me these terrible vacpins.
27:32More important is you can't see them new, Boss.
27:35Uh, uh, that's a negatory, it's he, Mrs. Fulton.
27:40Them new property owners of mine, oh, they ain't gonna like this one little bit.
27:44You keep after them new boys and don't show your face around here until you nail them.
27:48Oh, over and out.
27:51And meanwhile, them illegal dumpers had loaded up their first shipment of toxic waste
27:55and sent it speeding off toward Hazard, where the secret dump site was all set up,
27:59ready to receive the poisonous cargo.
28:02You know, I ain't got no patience with that.
28:04This gully looks like a good place for a dump site.
28:07Our truck should be here in about another couple hours.
28:17We got about five miles left before we get to that property.
28:22Cooter, look, to make you any happier, why don't you give Nancy Lou a call on the CB and tell
28:25her you're all right.
28:26I'm sorry, Daisy.
28:28Look, I know y'all mean well, and I appreciate everything you've done.
28:33But I'm leaving.
28:35I'm going back home.
28:36Oh, no.
28:37Now, Nancy Lou.
28:38Honey, you're all upset and it's a long drive back.
28:41Why don't you spend the night and you share my room?
28:43No.
28:44My coming here.
28:45It was all a big mistake.
28:48Nancy Lou.
28:50She's so upset.
28:52Nancy Lou.
28:53Listen, honey.
28:55Breaker, breaker.
28:56This is Crazy Cooter calling a Duke farm.
28:57Anybody home there?
28:58Come on.
28:59Nancy Lou.
29:04Anybody got your ears on there?
29:06Come on.
29:07Nancy Lou, are you there?
29:09Anybody there?
29:09Come on.
29:11It's a nice day.
29:12Maybe they went outside for a walk.
29:15Don't worry, Cooter.
29:16She's the best of hands.
29:17You know that.
29:19Look, I never should have come.
29:21I came because I had a dream of what my real father was like.
29:25But I was wrong.
29:26Now, you just hold on, Nancy Lou.
29:29You don't know what Cooter's like.
29:30You haven't been here on a Sunday and he picks up every kid from the orphanage and takes them out
29:34on a picnic.
29:35Or when he helped us save this farm when we couldn't make the mortgage.
29:38Well, heck, your daddy keeps everybody in hazard on wheels, whether they can pay for it or not.
29:42That's enough, Daisy.
29:43Oh, I know.
29:43And I'm not going to say any more, Uncle Jesse.
29:45But I'm telling you, Nancy Lou, you don't know who your father is, really.
29:48And if you want to leave, just go ahead.
29:50I ain't going to stop you, girl.
29:52Daisy, that's enough.
29:53Now, she's going to have to...
29:57She's going to have to make up her own mind.
30:00I know.
30:09You're right, Daisy.
30:11I can't go.
30:14I don't know what my father's like.
30:17But I do know that he sure has a lot of love and friends.
30:20That he has, Missy.
30:22Now, I'll tell you what we do.
30:23We go in and we knock on old J.D.'s door and we get him to drop them assault charges.
30:27We'll take your jeep, baby.
30:29Okay.
30:30We were witnesses.
30:31We'll get him knocked out.
30:32Sure.
30:33We'll do it.
30:35Everybody put on her seat.
30:38Here we go.
30:48And as the toxic waste trucks was getting closer to their destination,
30:52old Bo, Luke, and Cooter was already there.
30:54They didn't even know what they were looking for.
30:57Nice.
30:58Good story.
31:05Good morning.
31:07How you all doing?
31:09Fellas, Reed.
31:11It's private property.
31:12Be on your way.
31:14Well, we just come up here to talk.
31:16We was looking for a Mr. Collins or a Mr. Morgan.
31:19Yeah, you see, we're the Hazard welcome wagon.
31:20Thought we'd welcome our new neighbors into Hazard.
31:22They ain't interested.
31:23And like I said, it's private property.
31:25So back off.
31:26Hey, we didn't mean nothing by it.
31:28Yeah, we got no problem with that.
31:30Do you want to keep your property private?
31:32That's your business, I guess.
31:34Yeah, we're on our way.
31:35Yeah.
31:36Nice chatting with you all.
31:54Let's not drop you two out here and I'll take off.
31:56I think we'll all at you.
31:57All right, we'll get on the other side of that fence
31:59and nose you around a little bit.
32:00I'll lay you five to one that that ain't no sheep ranch.
32:21Hey, hold it right there.
32:24Well, that didn't work.
32:32You still running around, loose plow boy?
32:34Thought you'd been arrested for assault.
32:36Uh, look, mister, we're just looking to buy a couple, uh,
32:38couple of head of sheep.
32:39And you never get enough, do you?
32:41Uh-uh.
32:41We're going to do this real legal lie.
32:44We call them trespassing.
32:46Now we're going to hand them over to the sheriff on a silver platter.
32:50Hey, watch it.
32:51Look out.
32:53Let's go.
32:54Come on, Bo.
32:56All right, here it is.
33:04Sure blew that one.
33:06Well, come on.
33:07I'm going to tell the boys to shoot those roofs on sight if they come back.
33:19Hey, we got those trucks due any minute now.
33:40Oh, that's nice.
33:40That's real nice.
33:41And look at this.
33:43$367 for them T-shirts.
33:46And this one, $251 for them sweatbands.
33:51And all this for Hogg Health Fools.
33:55Oh, my.
33:56Hazard Health, we're going to come 52 times a year.
34:02J.D. Hogg Speaker.
34:03Hogg, this is Collins.
34:05Remember that additional land I was going to buy?
34:07I certainly do.
34:08Well, you can forget it.
34:09What?
34:09Wait a minute, wait a minute.
34:10I don't want to forget it.
34:11What's wrong up there?
34:12I'll fix it.
34:13I'll fix it.
34:14Well, you promised to put those Duke boys away?
34:16Well, they're still running around loose.
34:18And I got an air to charge against them.
34:20Trespassing.
34:21Trespasser?
34:22Yes, and their good friend, Scooter.
34:24Cooter, whatever his name is.
34:26Yeah, Scooter, Scooter.
34:27But look, don't you worry nothing, Mr. Collins.
34:29Just sit tight.
34:30Collins got boss to shook up about losing all them cash deals.
34:33He took off after the Dukes himself.
34:35I'll tend to it.
34:37Let's see here.
34:39Yeah, I see.
34:41Sneak on old Roscoe.
34:43Roscoe.
34:45Roscoe, you showed your face here again,
34:47and you ain't nailed them Dukes.
34:48What do you think you're doing?
34:49I saw this vehicle parked there legally.
34:51I'm going to give it a tip.
34:52Oh, never mind about that.
34:53Come on.
34:53Wait a minute.
34:54Boss, boss, we're going to talk to you.
34:56Oh, Daisy, do get out of my way.
34:58Boss.
34:59Just hold it, J.D.
35:00No, I ain't got time to hold it.
35:02I've got to go after them.
35:03No account future them nephews of yours.
35:05That's right.
35:05Now, out of my way.
35:06Boss.
35:07That was...
35:08You listen to me.
35:09We were there, boss.
35:10We saw the whole thing,
35:11and the boys ain't guilty of assault.
35:13And neither is my father.
35:14Who's your father?
35:15Cooter, Davenport.
35:16Cooter, Davenport's your father?
35:19This is another one of your Duke tricks.
35:21Out of my way.
35:22Wait a minute.
35:24Listen here.
35:25I'm going to fire new charges
35:26against all three of them.
35:28You want to know what they'll be?
35:30Trespassers, that's what.
35:31Now, out of my way.
35:32Boss.
35:33I told you.
35:34I told you.
35:37We got to sit up there for them trespassers.
35:40Oh, good.
35:40I love it.
35:41Oh, good.
35:43That J.D. is like trying to talk to a rock.
35:46Hot percent.
35:47Good, good, done.
35:49Well, at least we know one good thing, Uncle Jesse.
35:51They haven't caught up to Cooter and the boys.
35:53Yeah, but now they're being accused of trespassing.
35:55I mean, it just keeps getting worse.
35:56No, it ain't getting worse, honey.
35:58Like I told you, that's just hazard law.
36:00It seems like it is, but it ain't.
36:02But I better tell the boys they're out there looking for them.
36:04Give me the mic.
36:05There you go.
36:07Shepherd to lost sheep.
36:08Shepherd to lost sheep.
36:09Come back.
36:10Yeah, this here's lost sheep.
36:11Go ahead, Uncle Shepard.
36:12How are you boys doing out there?
36:14We're doing fine, Uncle Jesse.
36:15Listen, we're going to head on over to Darcy, see if we can't borrow that sailplane of his
36:19and get us an aerial look at what's going on in that so-called sheep ranch.
36:22I just wanted to tell you that J.D. and Roscoe are out there looking for you boys.
36:26Thanks a lot there, Uncle Jesse.
36:27We appreciate it.
36:28Could I speak to my father?
36:29Okay.
36:31Tell Cooter there's somebody here who wants to talk to him.
36:33Go for it.
36:35Cooter coming at you.
36:36Hi, this is Nancy Lou.
36:39Hey, Nancy Lou.
36:41Baby, I'm sorry we had to run out like that.
36:44You know, we've got a lot to talk about and I can't hardly wait to see you again.
36:48I can't either.
36:50Please be careful.
36:51Don't you worry, we will.
36:53I'm gone.
37:00Time was running out on Cooter and the Dukes and the Hazard's green fields, lush forest and sparkling stream.
37:06Now that's a threat.
37:27There's been a change in plan.
37:29We've switched routes to be on the safe side.
37:31Trucks will be coming in on the back roads over those hills.
37:33Morgan and I will let them in.
37:35They'll be here in an hour, so be on your toes for any sheep rustlers.
37:45Hey, listen, Cooter, once you get up in the air, you head for Spruce Hills, right?
37:49And stay on Channel 17 just in case we need you.
37:52Over and out.
37:53That's 10-4.
38:15All right, here we go.
38:25Hey, Luke.
38:27Up ahead there is that piece of land I recognize the barbed wire fence.
38:31You know, trees and grass and gullies and hills.
38:35Hey, Luke, look off the right there.
38:36Yeah.
38:37Ain't that their trailer?
38:38Yeah, it sure is.
38:39They must have moved it back from the edge of the property.
38:41Take a closer look.
38:41Okay.
38:42Hey, Luke.
38:43Yeah.
38:44Yeah, I feel it.
38:45What happened to the wind, Luke?
38:47You're getting down a little low.
38:48Listen, you're going to have to take it in for landing.
38:50Why don't you try that clearing there right next to the camper?
38:53All right.
38:54Do you want me to take it over on the alternate controls?
38:56No, no, I think I can handle it.
38:57You can cover me, though.
38:58All right.
38:58I'm right behind you.
39:00Come on, baby.
39:01You got it.
39:02It's kind of smooth.
39:03No wind.
39:05It's going down a lot faster than we're going forward, though.
39:08Just land it better than you do the least.
39:10All right.
39:13All right.
39:14How about that?
39:15Well, I'll get out.
39:29I had a semi-professional job.
39:31I couldn't have done much better myself.
39:33Yeah, well, you said you wanted to see the property.
39:37Take a look around.
39:38Come on out here.
39:39I don't know how Darcy fits in that bank thing.
39:41Look in the camper here.
39:44The boys better hurry.
39:46The bad guy's trucks are only 25 miles away and coming on fast.
39:52Nothing so far.
39:56Luke?
39:58Take a look at this.
40:01I've got enough dynamite in this here box to blow Hazard all the way to Hachapi.
40:08I've got a bunch of invoices over here.
40:10Swanee Transport Company again.
40:12You're kidding.
40:14Holy smoke.
40:16These are all from chemical companies wanting to get rid of their waste.
40:20You mean that they don't want nothing to do with no sheep?
40:23They're going to turn Hazard into a waste dump?
40:25You got that right.
40:29You ain't got an answer.
40:31Or you got to lose.
40:33Colin's here.
40:36Yeah, right.
40:38Mm-hmm.
40:40I heard that.
40:43Talk to you later.
40:46What'd he say?
40:46Was it bad?
40:47I don't know.
40:48He said them trucks are only 30 minutes away,
40:50and he wants us to get them unloaded as fast as possible
40:52so they can get back because there's a lot more coming.
40:55Well, we can't let them do that.
40:56Look, we got to stop them trucks.
40:58We can't stop them unless we find them first.
41:01We got to get that thing back up in the air.
41:02I'll call Cooter, and he can tow us.
41:04All right.
41:04Yeah, I haven't jumped a general in here.
41:06I'm going to build up a little surprise here for them guys.
41:15Lost sheep calling Crazy Cooter.
41:17Come back.
41:17Crazy Cooter coming back at you.
41:19Come on.
41:19And so Bo got through to Cooter
41:21and told him what was happening and what he had to do.
41:24Well, I'm down and gone.
41:28He has to jump a fence in a car?
41:30Now, don't worry, Nancy Lou.
41:32Your daddy's a great driver.
41:34And I'll tell you what else.
41:35In general, Lee's a great flyer.
41:37It's going to be all right, honey.
41:38Turn that switch on for me.
41:40Yeah.
41:40There you go.
41:42Jesse Newton called him J.D. Hall.
41:43Jesse was real upset.
41:45And he quickly relayed the bad news to Boston Rocksburg.
41:48And he was picked up on it, too.
41:49What?
41:50Did you hear that?
41:50Toxic waste.
41:51Oh, no, no, no.
41:53Not on your life.
41:54Listen, the deal's off.
41:55I don't care how much money it is,
41:57I'm giving every penny back to them lying pool kids.
41:59Listen, boss.
42:00We've got to stop those dirty dumpers.
42:02Yeah, do that.
42:03Do that.
42:03Hang on.
42:04Yeah.
42:06Hurry up.
42:07Come on.
42:08Come on.
42:10Well, somebody better do something quick.
42:13The hazard's going to look like Sherman's army passed through it in a bad mood.
42:31Let's go.
42:43Let's go.
42:44Let's go.
42:56All right.
42:58Good job, Cooter.
42:59You have any trouble?
43:00It's okay.
43:01All right.
43:01Hand me the keys.
43:02I'll get in the trunk.
43:03Get that rope.
43:03All right.
43:11Okay, Bo.
43:11Come on.
43:11Give me a hand.
43:12All right, Cooter.
43:13Take it easy now.
43:24All right, Cooter.
43:36All right, let's put the pedal to the metal, Cooter.
43:42Come on.
43:43Come on.
43:43Get back.
43:46That is about as close as I would want to cut it again.
43:49Yeah, looks like Cooter's got everything under control down there.
43:57Way to move too soon.
43:58Take a look at that.
43:59We're going to stop them trucks.
44:00Why don't you take some of that dynamite and toss it on down there?
44:02Well, I do not want to hit the trucks because one of the containers might bust open and then
44:06we're in the same fix.
44:07We've got that toxic waste all over the place.
44:09We're hurting nobody neither, do we?
44:12Well, wait a minute.
44:12Look at it.
44:13They've got to go across that bridge.
44:14If I can nail that, we'll get them stopped.
44:17All right.
44:17I'll get you down there.
44:18Get your pitching arm warmed up.
44:24A little bit more.
44:28There goes nothing.
44:37All right, man.
44:40All right.
44:41Shake that hand, cousin.
44:42All right.
44:50And so the evil plot to use Hazard as a dumping ground for toxic waste was formed.
44:56Cooter was the hero of the day, along with the boys, naturally.
44:59And Cooter showed it looked good in the eyes of his daughter.
45:02Of course, we loved him all along.
45:12Boss called off the land deal and the bad guys got tossed in the jug.
45:16Team team, everybody knows.
45:18I want to make a presentation on behalf of the Duke family.
45:21Cooter, all the grateful people of Hazard.
45:27Here, here, here, here.
45:28Maybe some fried chicken and a brown batty.
45:31Why don't you two go off and have yourself a nice pick?
45:33Yeah, you've got 18 years to catch up on, so why don't you go catch up on?
45:37Yeah.
45:38How about it?
45:40Nothing would make me happier, Daddy.
45:44Now, that's all right.
45:45No wonder folks don't ever want to leave Hazard.
45:48No wonder folks don't ever want to leave Hazard.
45:51No wonder folks don't ever want to leave Hazard.
46:05No wonder folks don't ever want to leave Hazard.
46:06No wonder folks don't ever want to leave Hazard.
46:08No wonder folks don't ever want to leave Hazard.
46:09No wonder folks don't ever want to leave Hazard.
46:10No wonder folks don't ever want to leave Hazard.
46:26Good night, YouTube.
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