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00:01Tonight on the Dukes, Vance's lady is followed by trouble.
00:05Handle it.
00:06Boss gives the Dukes a hand.
00:07Surprise!
00:10Give me a hammer.
00:15Pickle brain.
00:18Speed.
00:25Welcome aboard hazard flight zero one.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves.
00:52Flattening the hills.
00:56Someday in the mountain I get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:09That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:14Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a two modern day Robin Hood.
01:25Yee-haw!
01:34Now friends, General Lee is charging down the highway of Hazard County here.
01:39Not because he's being chased, but because it's a first class uptown red letter gold star day for Vance Duke.
01:46We'd be there already if we hadn't spent all that time polishing the paint off the general.
01:50You wanted the general spick and span for the introduction, didn't you?
01:53Look, I just want to be there when Jenny gets off that bus.
01:56I'll be there.
01:57Old Vance is all head up about seeing the lady that he was engaged to be engaged to some two
02:02or three years back.
02:04And Hazard, that's practically being hitched.
02:06Oh, I tell you, picnic in the water, that's a little fun.
02:10We've got all sorts of goodies in here.
02:12You ready for some lunch?
02:14Let's see now.
02:15I've got a hot dog here.
02:22This is just called a hot dog.
02:24I mean, it's nothing personal.
02:26I mean, it's not a relative of yours.
02:28Listen, we don't have to eat it.
02:30No, wait a minute.
02:31I'll tell you what I've got for you.
02:32You know, I won't eat this in front of you.
02:38We've got...
02:39Look at them whizzing by there.
02:42They're probably not speeding, but it's their word against ours.
02:45Come on, Flash.
02:46We're going hot pursuit.
02:48I can give you the bone.
02:50Let me have the bone.
02:52Flash.
02:53Let me have the bone, darling.
02:55Come on, let me get it.
02:56Let me have it.
02:57Get it.
02:58Oh, I got it.
03:00Oh, I got it.
03:08How'd a big city girl like Jenny meet up with the likes of you?
03:11When we got to port, a bunch of us went up to the Y in Savannah.
03:15Jenny worked there as a volunteer.
03:18I guess we just hit it off first time we met.
03:21What busted y'all up?
03:24Well, the small town life wasn't her style.
03:26And the shirt and tie life sure ain't mine.
03:29So she moved to Atlanta, figuring that's where the action was.
03:33I wonder what changed her mind about wanting to visit Hazard after three years.
03:39Roscoe?
03:40What's he want now?
03:42He probably wants to find out if she's pretty.
03:45And if she's got a sister.
03:47Let's just lose him, huh, Cuss?
03:48All right.
03:49Losing Roscoe was comparatively easy for old Vance and Coy, compared to what was coming of us.
04:12I'm not going to be able to find out if she's pretty.
04:26How's Roscoe?
04:28Oh, what a horrendous crash.
04:32Good grief.
04:34Poor guy just blew his top.
04:51Now, friends, Jenny Walden is one dynamite lady.
04:55And them two words, dynamite and lady, is like fire and gasoline when you put them together in one package.
05:04She just got off the bus.
05:05I'm in a little town called Hazard.
05:07Hazard.
05:08Well, that's where she bought a ticket to, and that's where I followed her.
05:10What would she be doing in a place like Hazard?
05:13Right now, it looks like she's waiting on someone.
05:18I understand, Senator.
05:21It'll be taken care of, and I'll be in touch.
05:26A fellow simply picks up his girl at the bus station, and anyplace else, it wouldn't be anything out of
05:30the ordinary.
05:31Now, Duke does it in Hazard, and they already got trouble.
05:38Jenny!
05:43Oh, Vance!
05:46Oh, it's been a long time.
05:48Too long.
05:49Ain't she as beautiful as I told you, Coy?
05:50Sure is.
05:51This is my cousin, Coy.
05:52Howdy. Nice to meet you.
05:55That's okay, isn't it, Vance?
05:57Well, us Dukes are supposed to share everything.
05:59Read the small print, cuz.
06:00There are limitations.
06:02Oh, Vance, he's just like you told me he was.
06:04Have you been talking about me behind my back again?
06:07Pay him no mind.
06:08He pops off like a button on an old shirt.
06:12Come on, let's get this show on the road.
06:13Oh, wait, my bag.
06:14Here, I'll get it.
06:16Here we go.
06:18The door's welded.
06:28Oh.
06:39Vance, you gotta be three bricks shy of a full load
06:42letting a lady like this get away from you all these years.
06:45Oh, Coy, if anybody's lacking in smarts, it's yours truly.
06:49Now, friends, they ain't got car trouble.
06:52They're just showing off the hazard scenic route to Jenny.
07:06What's going on about?
07:08Looks like he's had one too many for the road.
07:16What's he trying to do?
07:18He's gonna drive us off the road.
07:22I figured from that look on Jenny's pretty face
07:25that she knows who the driver is.
07:27And the fact that she ain't saying nothing ain't good.
07:43That drunk almost ended my subscription to Motor Mechanic magazine.
07:46Not to mention our reunion.
07:48I'm just glad we're all still alive.
07:49So am I.
07:50Come on, Coy, better check the general before we head back to the farm.
07:53While Coy and Vance checked out the general,
07:55Dugan stopped and checked his handiwork.
07:58And he wasn't too happy about it.
07:59I don't know for sure that she told those boys anything.
08:00Well, that matter, neither was the senator.
08:02Hey, Dugan's a good assistant,
08:04but he suffers from a weak stomach.
08:07And a bad case of conscience.
08:10Handle it.
08:13Now, he ain't no trip to Hollywood.
08:16He's just cool.
08:17What are you looking at?
08:18You just dipstick?
08:21Yeah.
08:23Happens to us, doesn't it?
08:28Good grief.
08:30Well, we don't have to worry about air conditioning now.
08:33Come on, darling.
08:34Boy, boss, I was gonna have a fit, isn't he?
08:37Come on, darling.
08:39Just move on, everybody.
08:41Just move on.
08:42Did you?
08:45Here we go.
08:47Oh, he's eatin'.
08:49You better wait outside.
08:51Come on, darling.
08:52Out there and play.
08:55Oh, boss, you know it's just a beautiful day out there.
08:59It's just a great day to drive around in a convertible.
09:02Yep, but if you're thinking of driving around in my convertible,
09:06you got another thinkin'.
09:07Well, I wasn't thinking of driving in your convertible.
09:10I'm driving one of my own.
09:11If you'd just be so kind just to look out that window.
09:14Oh, what?
09:14Looky there.
09:17You just...
09:18Oh, Roscoe!
09:19Oh.
09:20What intonation did you do to that patrol car?
09:24I like it better that way anyway.
09:25Gives it sort of a sporty look, you know?
09:27Listen, boss, I was thinking, you know,
09:28what I could do is get one of those canvas tops and make it red, you know,
09:31to sort of match the gumball.
09:33What do you think?
09:34Well, I think you ain't had nothin' on top for years anyway.
09:37No.
09:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:40Oh, pardon me, but I was lookin' for the person in charge around here.
09:45Oh, well, that happens to be my little fat, selfish buddy here.
09:49He's the big muckety-muck around here.
09:51Listen, just speak your piece quick, stranger.
09:53Yeah.
09:54I'm on my lunch hour.
09:55Yeah, and that could take all afternoon.
09:57Well, in that event, here's my card, sir.
10:00Oh, have you got an extra one of those?
10:04Good.
10:05Deputy Assistant to Senator Maynard.
10:08Maynard.
10:08State Senator Maynard?
10:10State Senator Maynard.
10:10That's right.
10:11The State Senator Maynard?
10:13State Maynard.
10:14Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
10:16Pleased to meet you!
10:17Thank you!
10:19Yeah!
10:20Well, Roscoe, just don't stand there with your teeth in your mouth.
10:23What?
10:23Brush off a seat for Mr. Dugan.
10:27Mr. Dugan.
10:28All right, sir.
10:29Here you go.
10:30Just park it right there.
10:31Good.
10:32Well, well, well, well, well, and well.
10:34And well.
10:35Good.
10:35What brings you to this neck of the woods?
10:37Well, Dugan needed to know how to find that orange car, so he told a story about tracking
10:42down a young woman wanted for embezzling state funds.
10:45State funds.
10:45Oh, naughty-naughty.
10:46Oh, the lady was dipping in the public teal.
10:49I'm afraid so.
10:49Oh, my, oh, my.
10:51Is that what some people do?
10:52Oh, some people do.
10:54Such goings on.
10:55I never heard of such a thing.
10:56Of course you have.
10:57We do it all the time.
10:58Remember?
10:58Would you hush?
11:00The special assistant to Senator Maynard has the floor.
11:04Oh, wow.
11:04Well, the senator wants this handled by me personally and discreetly and would be most appreciative
11:08of your assistance.
11:09He'd be most appreciative.
11:12Mr. Dugan knows that we can extend political plums to each other.
11:18Ain't that right?
11:19And then we can help each other get ahead if that's what we want to do, rise up politically.
11:24Ain't I right?
11:24Well, I'm sure that the senator would be most pleased to help you in any way he can.
11:29In any way he can?
11:30What do you do?
11:31All right, well, here's what you want to know.
11:33Okay.
11:33Them boys you're looking for is Coy and Vince Duke.
11:36Yeah.
11:39There's the big boys.
11:40Now.
11:53Now what?
11:54We're not doing over 55.
11:56Since when did the sheriff's car and Hazard go by the rules?
12:00You're right, cuz.
12:01It don't rightly seem fair that they shouldn't.
12:03And we should.
12:18You know the general could make it all right.
12:21But Enos is in a little mighty trouble.
12:35Sure is a pretty day up there.
12:37Not a cloud in the sky.
12:41Oh, my goodness.
12:43You're just as pretty as Matt said you'd be.
12:45A lot prettier.
12:47Oh, thank you, Mr. Duke.
12:48Oh, now, Jenny, they call me Uncle Jesse around here.
12:51And don't thank me.
12:52We're glad to have you around.
12:54We got the spare room all fixed up for you.
12:56Come on, I'm gonna show you.
12:57Oh, we'll be along in a few minutes.
12:58I'm gonna show her around first.
12:59Oh.
13:00Hi.
13:03I wonder if she does have a sister.
13:07The old boss will turn Mama's picture to the wall any day
13:10to get into Senator's good graces.
13:12So he was headed for the duples to try to nail that pretty little imbezzler.
13:15These political clums I'm gonna get.
13:18could put my seat right smack into the state capitol.
13:22That's good for you, but what about my seat?
13:25Well, your seat ought to be kicked halfway across this county
13:28for turning this car into convertible.
13:30And I'm warning you,
13:32if you blow the top off my political future,
13:35your future's gonna be back up back, boy,
13:38at the all-night supermarket on Frontage Road.
13:41Yeah, you know the place.
13:42Come on.
13:45It's so calm and peaceful.
13:48It's still a far cry from those city lights you're used to.
13:52Can I tell me what changed your mind after all these years?
13:55It's supposed to be a woman's prerogative change in her mind.
13:59Well, how about a man's curiosity?
14:01Wondering why the lady he loved three years ago
14:03suddenly shows up after one phone call.
14:06Something prompted you.
14:08What was it?
14:11Jenny, as you can see, was having a rough time
14:14wrestling with Vance's question without telling him the whole truth.
14:17Well, I suppose I do owe you some answers,
14:20but I just don't have any for you right now.
14:23Except that I still have very deep feelings for you,
14:26if that matters.
14:27Of course it does.
14:34Look, let's just let time tell us where we're going
14:38and what we are to each other, okay?
14:49All right!
14:50I think we're here first!
14:52Yeah, we beat him!
14:53All right!
14:54Very good!
14:58What did you do?
15:00They missed!
15:02They missed!
15:03They missed!
15:04They missed!
15:05I'm sorry!
15:06You lose!
15:08You lose!
15:08All right, Jessie.
15:09You're harboring a fugitive here.
15:11So where is she?
15:12A fugitive?
15:13What are you talking about, J.D.?
15:14Oh, Jessie, don't pretend you don't know cause you do.
15:16It's that fugitive girl that Coy and Vance are hiding out.
15:19You know she's wanting for embezzled and state funds.
15:22As if you didn't know.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Enos!
15:25Come on, arrest Coy.
15:26But, Mr. Hogg, what's Coy done?
15:28Never you mind!
15:28Just do it!
15:29Do it!
15:29Roscoe, come on.
15:30You and I will check the house for Vance.
15:32Now, hold on, fellas.
15:34Y'all got proof Jenny done this?
15:35Yeah, yeah.
15:36And have you got a search warrant?
15:37You're not going in that house, J.D., without a search warrant.
15:40You want a search warrant?
15:41I'll have one for you in no time.
15:43Enos, I told you to cuff Coy, didn't I?
15:45Yeah, cuff him.
15:46All right, Roscoe.
15:46Go on in there.
15:47Check the house while I, right after this here search warrant.
16:03Right.
16:04Oh, look, look!
16:07Coy's going away!
16:08He's done enough!
16:09Forget about me, you think!
16:14Oh, what are you doing?
16:16Oh, what are you doing?
16:29Mr. Hogg!
16:29You, Mr. Hogg!
16:31You, Mr. Hogg!
16:32You, Mr. Hogg!
16:33You, Mr. Hogg!
16:34You, Mr. Hogg!
16:34Get out of my way, will you?
16:36The door!
16:36You got to get the door!
16:38You got to get the door!
16:39You got to get the door!
16:41You got to get the door!
16:41You got to get the door!
16:41I don't know which one!
16:43I wish we could turn back the clock and start all over again.
16:46We'd still be the same people, wanting different things, still wanting each other.
17:00Hey, quick!
17:01Lots of muscles after Jenny!
17:03Jenny?
17:03For what?
17:04You want to tell me what this is all about?
17:05Talk while we're rolling!
17:06We got company coming!
17:08All right!
17:09Come on, move along!
17:11I know we ain't got a door!
17:12I'm sure we got a motor!
17:14Move!
17:24You all right, Jenny?
17:25I'm listening.
17:27It's a long story.
17:29Well, tell in a short time, sugar.
17:31Calls look.
17:34All right, block the road, but we've got it!
17:39Welcome aboard Hazard Flight 01.
17:48Woo-hoo!
17:49Yeah, your take-offs are great, Captain, but you really ought to brush up on your landing.
17:53I will before I solo.
17:57Get up to me, Riddler!
17:58Don't do it!
18:08Don't do it!
18:08That's the car that rammed us before.
18:10Hang on!
18:11It's ring around the rosy time!
18:12You're about to see a Hazard 360.
18:15Watch.
18:16That's 180 to turn around.
18:20Another one needed to confuse the opposition.
18:24Witch Toads 360.
18:31Do you mind telling me just what you and you people are trying to do?
18:34Hold your horses!
18:36Hold your horses!
18:37Will you?
18:37Just wait a minute!
18:39I mean, what's wrong with getting a little extra help catching the Dukes and that lady imbezzler?
18:44What are you jumping here for?
18:46Listen, go on!
18:47Go after him!
18:48Go after him!
18:49Mr. Hogg, the Senator just wants this handled by his own people.
18:52Well, naturally he does.
18:55But you tell him that J.T. Hogg has joined his team.
19:00Move this thing out of here, will you?
19:02Don't keep your next governor waiting.
19:04Come on!
19:04Come on!
19:05Get out of the way!
19:06Eat it!
19:07Move it over there!
19:08They ain't gonna give up looking for us, Vance.
19:10I know.
19:11They're gonna be up and down this road like a yo-yo.
19:14Hey, pull off into them woods, cuz.
19:15Alright.
19:16We gotta find out what we're up against.
19:18Why?
19:29Now, here comes the Senator's muscle.
19:31Shoot.
19:32I didn't figure that boy could read.
19:36Mobile operator, this is, uh, 374.
19:39Give me mobile 400.
19:45Do again?
19:46This is Wade.
19:47Do you find who we lookin' for?
19:49We're in an orange car with a Confederate flag painted on the roof.
19:53Headed due north.
19:54Well, they can't be headed to the capital, then.
19:56Well, not unless they're hauling up somewhere.
19:58Figured to double back.
19:59Trouble is, we got some redneck politician and his cops putting in their two cents
20:03and out lookin' for them.
20:04They think they're trying to help them.
20:05If there's one thing we don't need, it's cops.
20:07Call them off.
20:08No way, I tried.
20:10We're just gonna have to find Jenny and those boys before anyone else does.
20:13I'll cut across at a place called Morningside Drive and head in from the north.
20:18We just might get lucky.
20:21Looks like Coy, Vance, and his little lady are getting boxed in tighter than a $10 coffin.
20:28All right, Jenny, what's this all about?
20:30Vance, you gotta believe me.
20:31I never intended for you and Coy to get caught up in this thing.
20:34We're in it knee-deep to our earlobes now, so you might as well spell it out.
20:41That accident we had earlier.
20:43The man wasn't drunk and it wasn't an accident.
20:47He was trying to kill me.
20:48Kill you?
20:49For Lord's sake, why?
20:50Afraid that I'd talk.
20:52Go to the Senate Crime Committee.
20:54His name is Dugan and we both worked for State Senator Maynard.
20:57Maynard?
20:59He's one big honcho.
21:00I was his secretary.
21:02Accidentally, I discovered that he and Dugan were embezzling the state.
21:06Embezzling?
21:06Bilking the government out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
21:09They threatened me if I dare open my mouth.
21:12I tried to go to the newspapers and they found out.
21:15So I ran.
21:21Well, what about the capital city police?
21:23Or the crime committee?
21:25Maynard's got powerful connections.
21:27Who's gonna believe a little secretary?
21:29Vance Duke.
21:30Not to mention his cousin Coy.
21:33You two were the only ones I could trust.
21:36But I never, never expected them to follow me here to Hazard.
21:40Now, one way or another, we gotta get you and the crime committee together.
21:44Vance, they're just gonna keep tracking us down.
21:47We don't stand a chance.
21:48We do if we get to a phone and get that committee to send someone here on the double.
21:52We better make sure Rusko and the others are gone first.
21:55Hey.
21:56All right.
21:57We're gonna get you out of this.
21:59Now, you just stay put, sugar.
22:12Stop it.
22:13Stop it.
22:14Stop it right here.
22:15Just stop here.
22:16Will you?
22:16You got it, Sean.
22:18Listen here, you dukestick.
22:20You let the dukes do it to you again.
22:22Yeah, Enos, you do.
22:23You let them slip right through your fingers.
22:26Not through your fingers.
22:27Can't you hold on to anything?
22:28Even your job.
22:29Even your job.
22:31Yours, too.
22:31Mine, too.
22:32Is it mine, too?
22:33Yeah.
22:33Well, listen, boys, it wasn't my fault.
22:35It was them dukes, you know.
22:36They pull all those tricks, you know.
22:38They go up and down.
22:39They jump that.
22:40They flew right over the cuckoo's nest.
22:43Cuckoo.
22:44And you, Rusko.
22:45Head back to Hazard.
22:47I'm gonna call out the Hazard Irregulars.
22:49The Irregulars?
22:50Uh-huh.
22:51Well, listen, boys, we only call out the Irregulars for a dire emergency.
22:55And just what do you think my losing the governorship would be, huh?
22:59Oh, that'd be a dire...
23:00Ah!
23:01Pickle brain!
23:02Hey, you're still standing here!
23:04Go on!
23:05Come on, my man!
23:06Come on, my man!
23:06Come on!
23:08Come on, let's go!
23:10We gotta get going!
23:11Come on, all right!
23:15Let me know!
23:16Get up!
23:18Let's go get them!
23:19Let me know!
23:26You better find a phone.
23:28Get fast.
23:29While Vance was figuring to contact the Capitol,
23:32a worried Daisy and Uncle Jesse weren't having much luck contacting Vance and Coy.
23:37This is Shepherd Law, Chief.
23:39Shepherd Law, Chief.
23:39Come back.
23:41There's a phone if you're on that gas station.
23:43We can...
23:46Jenny!
23:47Hey, she's gone.
23:48Look at this.
23:51Dear Coy and Vance,
23:52I can't let you risk your lives.
23:54Thanks for your help.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56Love, Jenny.
23:57Come on.
23:57We better find her before they do.
23:59I sure hope that Coy and Vance find that foxy little lady first,
24:02because there's an awful lot of bloodhounds striking the hunting sport.
24:08Shepherd Law, Chief.
24:10Come in, come in, come in.
24:11Can you hear me?
24:12Law, Chief to Shepherd.
24:13Law, Chief to Shepherd.
24:14Well, the Dukes finally touched bases,
24:16and Coy filled Jesse and Daisy in on what was happening and why.
24:20And, of course, Daisy and Jesse were quick to pitch in.
24:27Jenny was a city gal,
24:29which explains why she thought that she could get out a hazard on foot.
24:34Which had everybody guessing where she was.
24:36First Coy and Vance.
24:41Then Uncle Jesse and Daisy.
24:44Then hazard number two with English.
24:47Then the Senator's flunky.
24:53Well, somebody spotted her.
24:55One poo.
24:56in some intrusion station.
25:16Judge Costs?
25:18Yes, Jenny?
25:20Now hold on right there, lady.
25:21Please, give me please,
25:22my life's in danger.
25:24I won't hurt you, ma'am.
25:26Because it's not enough that I don't care.
25:26I ain't a criminal. I'm a deputy sheriff, see?
25:28I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about State Senator Maynard and the men he's got working for them.
25:33They're trying to kill me.
25:34Well, possum on a gun, Bush, ma'am. I can't hardly believe that.
25:38A state senator trying to kill a nice young lady like you.
25:42Oh, it's true. It's true. So help me.
25:44Well, yes, ma'am. I sure will help you. You just get right in there and relax a little bit.
25:51My fellow friends, I stand before you as the newly elected president of this here U.S. of A.
26:01Deputy Strait calling Sheriff Roscoe. Come in.
26:05Enos, listen, don't you know any better than interrupt the future president of the United States while he's rehearsing his
26:11inaugural address?
26:13I did? Well, I'm sure sorry, Mr. Hogg. I didn't even know there was an election this year.
26:17Now, listen, Roscoe's busy calling out the Hazard Irregulars to help look for their dukes and that their fugitive girl.
26:24Just like you should be doing, so do it.
26:26Well, I don't have to, Mr. Hogg. I found her.
26:28Oh, you found her. You found her. Oh, glory be. Glory be. All right.
26:32All right, well, listen, bring her straight to my office and listen, I'll reward you with a post in my
26:38future cabinet.
26:41Secretary of the Inferior.
26:44Secretary of the Inferior.
26:47Hmm. But I can't even tie it.
26:49Okay, freeze! Put your hands up over your head. Now, pull your gun out slowly.
26:53No false moves. Drop it on the ground.
26:56I don't know who you fellas are, but you better not hurt Miss Jenny here.
26:59Put your hands behind your back.
27:07Sorry about this, Enos.
27:09But you lose again.
27:10Coy, that ain't great gobs of goose, Chris. Y'all aren't nothing to fool me like now.
27:16Hey, it ain't nothing personal, Enos. We're just trying to catch us the real criminals.
27:22Vance, I'm so sorry I ran.
27:25Vance, I know y'all mean well, but in a fair way, the law's gonna bend Mr. Hogg plum out
27:29of shape.
27:30Look at it this way, Enos. Loss of shape can stand a little bender.
27:33Oh, that's a good one. Coy, yeah.
27:35Like I said, honey, you ain't gonna solve anything running away.
27:40I know.
27:41You gotta stand your ground and fight back.
27:47Coy, hey, y'all. How about the keys, man?
27:50Sorry about that, Enos.
27:55Dang.
27:56Little league pitching over mine just ain't ready for the big leagues yet.
28:01Oh, that's all right, Coy. I can get him.
28:12Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
28:15Ah, wait, by the way.
28:18Good news, good news.
28:20Boss, I've got the irregulars all lined up.
28:23Yeah, well, un-line them.
28:24Un-line them.
28:25Yeah, because that bright, efficient tippy-de-street,
28:28whom you refer to as a dipstick,
28:30has just caught that gal.
28:32Oh, come on.
28:33Yeah, and ensured my political future.
28:38Oh.
28:45Nearest phone's about a mile down the road.
28:47We'll call the Capitol from there.
28:48Vance's idea sure was the most logical one to follow.
28:52Trouble was, it was so logical,
28:54someone else had to think about it, too.
28:56Number, please.
28:57Hi, Bessie Lou. This here's Vance Duke.
29:00Hi, Vance.
29:01I want to place an urgent call
29:03to the Senate Crime Committee in the state capitol.
29:06I'm awful sorry, Vance,
29:08but we're experiencing some kind of trouble,
29:10and none of our lines is getting through.
29:13You can try again a little later.
29:16Okay.
29:17Well, thanks anyway,
29:18Bessie Lou.
29:22What'd she say?
29:24Well, she says all the lines are busy.
29:27Pretty convenient time to happen, ain't it?
29:29Two minds with the same conclusion.
29:32What do we do now?
29:34If we can't get somebody on that committee to come to us,
29:36we're gonna do the next best thing.
29:38How's that?
29:38Go to them.
29:45You know, I'm new on the job,
29:48and I sure hope I did the right thing.
29:51Well, as I said before,
29:53this is official state business.
30:00Vance contacted the rest of the Duke clan
30:02to rally at one of their secret meeting places
30:04so they could help him and Coy figure a way out.
30:06You got it.
30:07I'm gone, cousin.
30:08Dugan was nobody's fool,
30:10despite the way he looked.
30:12And after making sure
30:13neither Jenny or the Dukes
30:14was able to call for help,
30:16well, he came to the same conclusion that Vance did.
30:19They'd have to make a run for it.
30:20Don't worry.
30:21There's only two roads
30:22that lead out of here to the capitol.
30:24Between our two cars,
30:25we can cover both of them.
30:26Okay, but look, Wade.
30:29Now, you're the expert at this sort of thing.
30:31Yeah, you just don't want to get your hands
30:32any dirtier than they already are.
30:34Just help corner them, Dugan.
30:36I'll take care of the rest.
30:44Boys, listen,
30:44that Enos let them Duke boys escape
30:46with that gal.
30:48Yeah, I know, I know.
30:48Bessie Duke just told me.
30:50All right, Bessie Duke,
30:50thank you very much, honey, bye.
30:52Bessie Duke also told me
30:54them Dukes tried to call the capitol,
30:55but that special assistant fellow,
30:57Mr. What's his name?
30:58Dugan.
30:58Dugan, yeah.
30:59He told her not to put the call through.
31:02Between them Dukes and that Dugan,
31:04I'll never make a president.
31:06And I'll spend all that money
31:08for them sides, too.
31:09Oh.
31:10Bessie Duke said that Dugan said
31:12the Duke said they were going to try
31:13to get that gal out of the county.
31:14Oh.
31:15Well, we ain't going to let that happen,
31:16are we?
31:16No.
31:16Oh, sorry, Bob.
31:18You get on the CB and you tell Enos
31:19to set up a roadblock
31:20at Whitland Corner.
31:21Whitland Corner.
31:22And you and I will set up
31:23a roadblock at Old Mill Lane.
31:24Old Mill Lane.
31:25Yeah, I want all them roads
31:27closed up tight.
31:28Well, listen, don't you worry about it.
31:30We'll close it as tight as your wallet.
31:33Come to think of it,
31:34I don't think we can close it that tight.
31:35All right, hurry up.
31:37Do it and follow me.
31:45Boss has probably got
31:46the whole dang county covered
31:47top to bottom by now.
31:49That's why we're going to swap vehicles.
31:50What do you mean?
31:52Now, the way I see it,
31:53everybody out there
31:54is looking for the general.
31:55Okay, we'll let them see the general.
31:57Chase it all over Hazard.
31:59Because you see, Uncle Jesse,
32:01you and Daisy are going to be in it.
32:03By calling me and Jenny,
32:05we'll be scooting off to Atlanta
32:07in the pickup.
32:08Say, you know,
32:09that just might work.
32:10Yeah!
32:10Well, we better muddy
32:11up the general's window
32:12so they don't say it's us
32:13instead of you three.
32:14Good idea.
32:15Well, it's all set then.
32:16No, no, it isn't.
32:17I'm not about to let y'all
32:18risk your lives for me.
32:20Oh, honey,
32:20it won't be the first time
32:21we stuck our neck out
32:22to help a friend.
32:23Listen, there's a water trough
32:24back there.
32:25Get some mud.
32:25Okay.
32:25And listen, dear,
32:26this is the only way
32:27we can get you to Atlanta.
32:28Besides that,
32:29us dukes don't hold
32:30with crooked politicians.
32:31Yeah, we got enough of them
32:32counting right here in Hazard.
32:35Don't you worry
32:36yourself, honey.
32:37We're going to make it.
32:45This is going to work great!
32:47Uncle Jesse, Daisy,
32:48you two take care of you,
32:49hear?
32:49We live!
32:51You too!
32:54Pretty good, huh?
32:55Let's get on the road, huh?
32:59Boss and Roscoe
33:00set up a roadblock
33:01on Old Oak Road
33:03while Enos
33:04was covering
33:04Whitland Corners.
33:13Mr. Hogg,
33:15I got the dukes
33:15inside here
33:16at Whitland Corners.
33:20Well,
33:21just don't
33:22keep on looking at them,
33:24you dipstick!
33:25Just stop them,
33:25you hear me?
33:26You better hunker down
33:27just a little.
33:28Even with this windshield
33:30that we muddied up,
33:31but we don't look much
33:32like the boys
33:33and Jenny.
33:34Don't you worry,
33:35now, Uncle Jesse.
33:36This is as close
33:37as they're going to get.
33:43Golly, Mr. Hogg,
33:44them dukes are like
33:45a Roman channel
33:46on the 4th of July.
33:47You can't tell
33:47which direction
33:48they're going off in next.
33:49They're headed y'all's way.
33:50I'm gone.
33:51I'm in hot pursuit, I'm in.
34:04Now, lest you forgot
34:06about this here fella,
34:07or Mr. Dugan here,
34:09they've been listening
34:10to every word
34:11over their police radio
34:12in their cars.
34:13You get that?
34:13Yeah.
34:15Get over to the west side
34:16of Cotton Corners
34:16and hold.
34:17I'll come in from the east
34:18and force them
34:19into your left.
34:20Now, Wade...
34:20I said just hold them.
34:22I'll take it from there.
34:33Here he comes,
34:34a fell port.
34:47They took to the general
34:48like hows to the head.
34:50We're sailing
34:51all the way to Atlanta.
34:53They're headed, are we?
34:54Well, never fear.
34:55Bring them back alive.
34:57Coltrane is here.
34:58Oh, that's a doozy.
35:00I think I'll use that
35:00as my motto
35:01when I am the future
35:02head of the FB and I.
35:04Yeah?
35:05You let them get past that.
35:07And I ain't got no future.
35:07You ain't got no future.
35:09I ain't got no peach either.
35:13When you get to Cottonwood Corners,
35:15make a right.
35:17Okay.
35:22And here comes
35:23old muscles
35:23heading right at them.
35:26Oh!
35:27Looks like we only got
35:28one other way to go,
35:29Jesse.
35:35Hey!
35:39Hey!
35:41Hey!
35:41Hey!
35:42Hey!
35:43Hey!
35:44Hey!
35:44Hey!
35:45Hey!
35:47Hey!
35:52Hey!
35:52There's a basic rule
35:53about being a duke.
35:54If you're really,
35:56truly,
35:56and totally in a mess,
35:58it's fixin' get worse.
36:13you all right?
36:13You all right?
36:19Surprise!
36:28Enos, this is your superior officer, Roscoe.
36:31Listen, they must have turned off at the junction.
36:33Now, you take the left fork, and I'll take the right.
36:36I'll take this over.
36:37Oh!
36:41Oh!
36:42Oh!
36:43Oh!
36:43Oh!
36:43Oh!
36:44Oh!
36:48Vance Duke?
36:49Now, we got your uncle and your pretty little cousin.
36:52Unless you bring Jenny back to your farm in one hour, I can't guarantee what'll happen.
37:00Vance, please take me back.
37:03I'd never forgive myself if anything would have happened to them.
37:05We appreciate that, but I doubt they'll let any of us go.
37:08On the other hand, that'll depend on just how many witnesses know what's going on and why.
37:13You catch, cuz?
37:16Wait, I don't.
37:18You know, Boss and Roscoe may be as crooked as a barrel of fishhooks, but they ain't killers.
37:23Now, we let them hear exactly what's coming down.
37:25Them good old boys, along with Enos, will change sides faster than a windshield wiper.
37:31As Coy, Vance, and Jenny headed for the farm, Vance began to put their plan into action.
37:38Meantime, Boss was taking his minor setback like a man.
37:42Gone, gone, gone.
37:43I know the bumper's gone now.
37:45No, no, no.
37:46All my political hopes and dreams for the governorship all gone.
37:51Straight down the tube.
37:53Bless your heart, poor little buddy.
37:55Paul and Boss Hogg, this is Vance Duke.
37:57Vance Duke?
37:57Yeah.
37:58No, no, no, no.
37:58I can't talk.
38:00Roscoe, take it.
38:01This is Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
38:03Now, listen here, Vance Duke.
38:04I want you to release that prisoner to me, and I mean this second.
38:08Roscoe will do better than that if you and Boss drive out to the farm.
38:12Keep your radio open on this frequency.
38:15We got a flash for you that could make your name a household word.
38:19A household word?
38:20A household word!
38:22Did you hear that?
38:25Well, what are you waiting for?
38:26A written invitation?
38:28Come on, let's move it!
38:30Hallelujah!
38:31I may just get into that Oval Office yet!
38:34And it would fit your little chubby figure, couldn't it?
38:37I mean, if they built it out a few inches around the bay window.
38:44Don't worry, Sheriff.
38:45We're gonna make it.
38:46Get out of here!
38:48Hang on, get out of here!
38:48Take it!
38:48Ah, my feet!
38:49Oh, my feet!
38:51Oh, my feet!
38:51Oh, my feet!
38:52I'll reach my feet!
38:53Come on, let's go!
38:56Oh, my feet!
39:03All everybody's gotta do is speak up loud and clear.
39:07Pray a lot.
39:34Okay, you send Miss Walden over here.
39:38And I'll send your pretty little cousin and your uncle over there.
39:40How do we know we can trust you?
39:42Because you have my word on it.
39:44That and a dime buys you an apple cider.
39:46Why should we take the word of a couple of crooks and Senator Meaner?
39:51Stealing state fines, forging state checks.
39:54Not to mention trying to get rid of Jenny.
39:56She's the one witness that could send you and the senator to jail for 20 years.
40:00If your friend, Miss Walden here, had been a little more reasonable,
40:04we wouldn't have to go to these extremes, would we?
40:06You mean if she'd been a crook like the rest of you,
40:08but not if she threatened to blow the whistle on you and Maynard.
40:11Cut the talk.
40:12The senator said to get rid of the witness.
40:14So that's all we're going to do.
40:18Hey.
40:20Hey.
40:21What you got there?
40:22Come here.
40:23Come here.
40:27Trying to shoot the whole works on your little CB radio?
40:32That's real smart.
40:34But you know, without Jenny there, you got no witness.
40:39All you got is hearsay evidence.
40:42Take it.
40:43Oh.
40:50Nobody move.
40:52You drive.
40:54You got it.
40:54My car.
40:57The Dukes knew it was foolhardy to try out and rush them fellas with all that artillery.
41:02But they wasn't about to let them get away with Jenny, neither.
41:18They're the real killers.
41:19Just like Mr. Jenny said.
41:20Did you hear that, Mr. Hugg?
41:22I sure did hear it, Enos.
41:23That I did.
41:25Come on.
41:25Come on.
41:26Move.
41:26Move.
41:27I mean, crooked, violent things.
41:29That's one thing.
41:31But violence.
41:32That's enough.
41:33Put the heel to the steel.
41:34And there's pedals to the men.
41:36Whatever.
41:36Come on.
41:37Let's get this.
41:40Oh, I love it.
41:41I love speed.
41:45Let's see that.
41:46Look out the girl in the car.
41:48Turn around.
41:49Turn around.
41:50As it wants.
41:51As it seems.
41:52Get in the room.
41:57Let's go.
41:59Let's go.
42:00Let's go.
42:01It sounds like a paper lock to me.
42:03I said move it.
42:03Let's go.
42:04Let's go.
42:04Let's go.
42:06Let's go.
42:09Let's go.
42:12Let's go.
42:12Law sheets of boat people.
42:14They got too big a head start to catch up with them.
42:16We're going to try to cut across and nail them up on Old Tree Lane.
42:19Now you stay on their tails, you hear?
42:21I hear you talking, Vance.
42:42I hear you talking, Vance.
42:43All right, partner.
42:44Now you get back on the road with Daisy.
42:45I'm going to join the party.
42:47Well, be careful, cuz.
42:48Some folks don't like people to drop in on them unannounced.
42:51I hear you.
42:52I'm going to go.
42:52There.
42:59I'm going to be careful.
43:04There.
43:07Room.
43:17Yeah.
43:32Jesse, how are we going to stop him?
43:35Good question.
43:37Good question.
43:39In the glove compartment there, there's an oil can.
43:41Hit it.
43:43Now then, do you think if I put you up alongside that fellow driver,
43:47I think you'll get a good shot at him with that.
43:49Oh, keep that.
43:50Oh, look, Jesse, that's the slowest idea I ever did here.
44:02Look out!
44:03Hey!
44:04Oh!
44:07My eyes, I can't see.
44:21Just give me that, Jimmy.
44:24All right.
44:25All right, man.
44:30We made it.
44:32That's me here calling.
44:34So law and order in Hadzard County had triumphed again with a large assist from the Dukes.
44:40And the would-be governor, senator, and president of the United States, Boss Hogg,
44:44watched his dreams of a political future go right up in smoke,
44:48right along with former Senator Maynards.
44:52Meanwhile, Vance was going through a bit of soul-searching, and friends, that do hurt.
44:57I'm going to miss you.
44:58I'm going to miss you, too.
45:02Who knows?
45:04Maybe someday you'll be ready to pull out of that fast lane of yours,
45:07or I might not be so blinded by them city lights.
45:09You never can tell.
45:10No.
45:11You're not mad at me for coming here the way that I did, are you?
45:14No.
45:15I'm just glad we could help.
45:17What a friend's for, all right?
45:19All right.
45:44Take care.
45:45Now, if I was a betting man,
45:48I'd bet that this ain't the last we've seen of romance in Hazard County.
45:57I'll be right back.
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