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00:01Tonight, on the news, misplaced diamonds, replaced Daisy and Lulu, in big danger.
00:08You can't break this!
00:27Opie, would you come in, please?
00:34Just a good old boy, never meanin' no harm, beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law
00:45since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves, flattening the hills, someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01They're makin' their way, the only way they know how, that's just a little bit more than the law will
01:12allow.
01:14Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could, fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:30Now first, ain't nobody chasin' the General Lee. It's just that a very unusual occurrence has occurred.
01:36The airplane is arrivin' on time at the Capital City Airport.
01:39So, naturally, Bo and Luke are late to pick up Daisy and Lulu while they're on that plane.
01:44It wasn't the last of Lulu to take Daisy all the way to New Orleans, wasn't it?
01:48Sure was.
01:49Price is right, all expenses paid.
01:52Seems like a long way to go, though, just by a couple of dresses.
01:55How boss can afford it?
01:56Besides, it was his 25th anniversary gift to Lulu.
02:00Well, 25 years with boss hogs, ain't no prison big enough for that.
02:04Sparious to talk.
02:05Now, when Daisy and Lulu's plane arrived, Lulu was missin' a piece of luggage.
02:10That ain't unusual.
02:11Which bag is it?
02:12Well, it's my small carrion case with the gold stripes on it.
02:16Yeah.
02:17Maybe you left it on the plane.
02:19Right.
02:19Well, I better go check the baggage, Daisy.
02:21Okay, I'll stay here.
02:22How'd he do that?
02:25Now, that sure does look like the case that Lulu said she's missin'.
02:28But it ain't.
02:30That fella's carryin' the famous Osborne Diamond necklace to a special showing in Nashville.
02:34And I'm already smellin' trouble.
02:41That's pretty slow, actually.
02:44Now, that stuff is chloroform, folks.
02:47They sure do beat countin' sheep when you're layin' in bed with a big eye.
02:56Did you find your bag?
02:57There's not a sign of it, Daisy.
02:59You know what I think?
03:00I think someone must have walked off with it.
03:02That's the only thing that...
03:03Oh, no.
03:04Speak of the devil.
03:05Look, there it is.
03:07Come on, let's go.
03:08There you are, Mr. Lipton.
03:09Work like a charm, as always.
03:12We check.
03:13Them sparklers is in there.
03:14Good work, man.
03:15This is our best house yet.
03:17Now, you disappear for a few days, and then you call me.
03:20Okay.
03:23Excuse me.
03:23Excuse me, sir.
03:25Just a minute there.
03:26Hold on, Buster.
03:26Not so fast.
03:27That case is mine.
03:28Now, madam, I'm sure you are mistaken.
03:30No, I ain't.
03:31It's mine.
03:31It certainly is hers.
03:32Please give it back to her.
03:34My dear lady, I assure you, this is my case.
03:37I am not your dear lady, and you are a liar.
03:40Oh, now, listen.
03:41I have a way to work it out.
03:42We shall open the bag, and you'll see that all of Lulu's personal belongings are in there.
03:47Oh, that's a good idea, Daisy.
03:48What do you say?
03:49Uh, I don't think that'd be necessary.
03:52I see now that this is, uh, it's not my case.
03:55My case has my, my initials on it.
03:57This one doesn't matter.
03:59My apologies.
04:00Accepted, sir.
04:02Uh, uh, there's both luck.
04:04Oh, come on, Daisy.
04:07Oh, look, hi.
04:09Hey.
04:10How you doing, Daisy?
04:11Hi.
04:15What's going on here?
04:16Who are those two women?
04:17Never so.
04:18Well, go after them.
04:19That necklace is worth over $200,000.
04:20I want it back.
04:21But don't get caught.
04:23Because I can't afford to be tired of this thing.
04:31It's all yours.
04:52Uh-huh.
04:54That's Lulu's case.
04:55And I'm seeing more trouble for the Dukes than a new baby.
05:03It's a good time.
05:05Oh, we had a good time.
05:06You only ate a gumbo while you were there?
05:07Yeah, we sure did.
05:08We had everything they had to offer.
05:10Ha, ha, ha.
05:11I know you knew.
05:12Yeah.
05:28They're going pretty fast.
05:30It's hard to keep up with them on these roads.
05:31This is slow, Dan.
05:33Yeah.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Right, right.
05:35Get down.
05:54Awesome.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Thanks, goodness.
05:58Hey, y'all ladies, just relax.
05:59This next stop is home sweet home.
06:01Phew.
06:02They had such a great reception for us.
06:04I'll say no.
06:05I wonder what that was all about.
06:07Well, we can't want our money.
06:10Shoot, we're broke.
06:12Meanwhile, them fellas were facing the fun job of explaining to their boss about losing the general.
06:17You boys just find out where that orange car lives and you'll bring me back that necklace, you hear?
06:21Right, Mr. Lipton.
06:22And after you get it back, eliminate those two females.
06:27You can identify me and that wouldn't do at all.
06:30Okay.
06:34Now, that Lipton fella plays some hard ball, don't he?
06:37And Daisy's right there in the thick of thimes.
06:41I can't wait to see in the purple, Jack.
06:44I know, and them little red shoes, you know, they've made.
06:47Are you going to hand it to me?
06:48Yeah.
06:48Well, you can handle a couple more, can't you?
06:50Yeah, sure.
06:50There's another one.
06:53Oh, man.
06:53I think they bought half of New Orleans there.
06:56Look, this is getting kind of heavy.
06:57Why don't you go?
06:58You can handle another one.
06:59Oh!
07:05Smoke.
07:07Look at that.
07:10Oh!
07:12I don't think so.
07:18I think sure is pretty, ain't it?
07:20Be careful now.
07:22Wait a minute.
07:22You don't suppose them guys were following us?
07:24This would be plenty to make them guys shoot at us, that's for sure.
07:27They followed us from the airport.
07:29They could have tracked Lulu all the way from New Orleans.
07:31You're supposed to be sorry by it, do you?
07:33Could be.
07:34Why don't we call Roscoe and tell them all about it?
07:36They're here on in.
07:41We'll save ourselves a dime.
07:42Here it comes.
07:42Hey, Roscoe.
07:43You Duke boys sure did a good deed by picking up Lulu at the airport and bringing her here
07:48because she had all that luggage to carry.
07:50I suppose you're expecting a big tip.
07:53Are you kidding?
07:53You don't give these Dukes a tip.
07:55Oh, I'm going to give them a tip.
07:56And here's a tip.
07:57You ain't getting those tips.
07:59No, you ain't interested.
08:01Don't concern us right now.
08:02What does concern us is that somebody took a couple of shots at us on the way back from
08:05the airport.
08:06Somebody shot at you.
08:07That's right.
08:07You got Lulu all right.
08:08Bo and Luke told Boss and Roscoe about the car chasing and shooting at them and how they
08:13figured that them fellas was after that diamond necklace that they saw in Lulu's case.
08:18You mean to tell me Lulu bought a diamond necklace?
08:21She bought a diamond necklace?
08:23With whose money?
08:25We'll see about this.
08:26Yeah, let's see about him.
08:28Roscoe, what?
08:28We just told you that two guys took a shot at us.
08:30Ain't you going to do anything about it?
08:32Of course I am.
08:34Listen, just go over to my office and tell Enos to tell him to get an APB out on those
08:37varmints.
08:38We'll do that if you do this.
08:39Wait a minute.
08:40Wait a minute.
08:41I don't take this.
08:41Listen, sir.
08:42Wait a minute.
08:43Here, wait a minute.
08:44Wait a minute.
08:44Listen, wait a minute.
08:45One second thought.
08:46Maybe I want to step up.
08:47Go home.
08:48Leave that hand.
08:49Go to your head to the mailbox.
08:50Hang on up here.
08:51All right, now straight up.
08:53Back, back, back, front of your head.
08:55Go to the stairs.
08:59Beautiful.
09:00Beautiful.
09:02Absolutely beautiful.
09:04Go home.
09:05Ah!
09:07Roscoe, what?
09:08How did you do?
09:08Oh, well, somebody left a stupid hatbox right here.
09:12Knocked it right into me, for goodness sakes.
09:15Give me this.
09:16Now, where's my necklace?
09:18Where's my necklace?
09:19I don't have it.
09:20You're a menace, you know that?
09:21We got to find it.
09:22I had a diamond necklace here.
09:24Oh, I got it.
09:25Oh, there it is.
09:29There it is.
09:30Oh.
09:30Hey, listen.
09:32Huh?
09:32Did you break that?
09:33Oh, did I break it?
09:34Did I break it?
09:35You can't break this.
09:36No.
09:36They're real diamonds.
09:38Oh, real diamonds.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Oh, look at all those pretty.
09:41Let me see it.
09:42What in the world is going on down here?
09:44What in the world is all this rocking, J.D.?
09:47Oh, you sweet, dear, little old darling.
09:50Dumplin', is that a welcome home gift for me or for our anniversary?
09:54Wait a minute.
09:54Oh, I love it.
09:55Wait a minute.
09:56They ain't neither.
09:57And you know it.
09:58Lulu, how dare you spend my hardly earned cash, I mean my hard earned cash, on something
10:05so extravagant as a diamond necklace?
10:08Dumplin', I didn't buy that.
10:10You didn't buy it?
10:11No.
10:11Did you take it on approval?
10:12No.
10:12Did you rent it?
10:13No.
10:14Well, did they give it to you as a gift?
10:15No.
10:15Wait a minute here.
10:17It's my turn to guess.
10:18No, no, it's still my turn.
10:20No.
10:20And what I want to know in the name of all this holy is how this your diamond necklace got
10:25into this here traveling case of yours.
10:27Oh, my goodness.
10:28Lulu, remember that man at the airport with the carnation and we thought he took your case?
10:32Yeah.
10:32Well, guess what?
10:33You mean he didn't?
10:34No.
10:35Well, that poor man, we've got to get that necklace to him and then get my case back.
10:40Oh, precious cupcake, Roscoe and I being officers of the law, well, we'll just return this
10:48case to the rightful owner.
10:49Right.
10:50And I'll bet there'll be a nice reward in it for us, too.
10:53Jefferson, now you forget that reward and do something decent for once in your life.
10:57Oh, oh.
10:58All right, Cream Puff.
10:59Um, I'll forget all about the reward.
11:02Good.
11:03Oh, Daisy, let's go up and try on some of these dresses we just bought.
11:06Oh, that's right.
11:07You go on up and try on some of those dresses you just bought.
11:11Try on lots and lots and lots and lots of them dresses you just bought.
11:15Oh.
11:16On the corner, they're all going to be paid for by this here diamond necklace.
11:21Oh.
11:22But, boss, you told Lulu that you weren't going to collect any reward on that.
11:27Oh, yeah, I know what I said.
11:28I said I wasn't going to collect no reward, but I never said nothing about fencing a gold.
11:32Oh, that's how I'd do it.
11:34I'd do it.
11:35Which is exactly what I'm going to do now through my dear old cousin, Big Dan Hogg, Arapapo.
11:41By now, Bo and Luke was telling Enos, nice and slow, about what they thought was the attempted
11:45robbery of Lulu's fancy necklace.
11:47And these fellas took a couple shots at us.
11:49Two fellas.
11:50Two shots.
11:50What?
11:52Well, Mr. Lipton's goons had found out where the General Lee lived.
11:55And with Jesse working out in the field, they just walked in and tore the place apart
11:59like a pair of carpetbaggers.
12:00They did.
12:03Well, that necklace sure ain't in there.
12:05What are we all going to do now?
12:07We're going to find that fat lady.
12:18Now, even a city boy could pick out Lulu Hogg.
12:20If they had a description.
12:22And they did.
12:30And like it goes sometime, Boss and Roscoe was leaving to meet Big Dan Hogg with the necklace.
12:36And at the same time, them bad boys showed up.
12:46How do you like it?
12:48Uh, it's gorgeous.
12:50How do you like your little red shoes?
12:52You're so pretty.
12:55Just...
13:01How does it sound, ladies?
13:03Stand over that case you took from us at the airport.
13:06There's no need to be upset, gentlemen.
13:08It was just a mistake.
13:10And I'm very sorry.
13:12There it is, Pete.
13:18There ain't no necklace in there.
13:21All right, where is it?
13:23Talk.
13:23My husband said that he was going to return it to his rightful owner.
13:28I'll bet he is.
13:30We'll just keep you ladies company till he does exactly that.
13:33Now, look it, mister.
13:35We are telling you the truth.
13:37So you just stop waving those guns around, all right?
13:40Rook?
13:41I can't tell you who it was or what they was looking for,
13:45but they just turned this place upside down
13:48and strung it from here to tarnation.
13:50The whole place is turned upside down.
13:52You're kidding.
13:53Listen, Uncle Jesse, just start cleaning up,
13:55do what you can,
13:56and me and Bo get there as soon as we can.
13:57We've got to pick up Daisy first.
13:59We'll see you later.
14:00Bye-bye.
14:01Now, why did you suppose somebody go tear our house apart?
14:03I got no idea.
14:04Charlie, look, fellas.
14:05This APB just came in while y'all was on the phone.
14:07All about a diamond necklace, Luke.
14:09Look.
14:09What?
14:10The Osborne necklace worth over a quarter of a million dollars.
14:13That sure fits the description of the one Lulu's got, don't it?
14:15Possible on a gun bush.
14:16Now, Bo, you ain't saying Miss Lulu stole it, are you?
14:19No, I ain't saying that.
14:20It's just that maybe somehow at the airport
14:22she got the wrong bag or something.
14:23The guys that shot at us are the ones who swiped it,
14:25and they aimed to get it back, too.
14:27That's why they tore our house apart, ain't it?
14:28Boss's house is next.
14:29Let's go.
14:30They tore up your house?
14:31Yeah, they tore it up.
14:31We'll bring you in later, all right?
14:32Look, fellas, I'm in charge of you.
14:33I can't leave.
14:34I'll call the sheriff.
14:39Come here, Sheriff.
14:40This is Enos.
14:41Come here, Sheriff.
14:51Look.
14:52They got Daisy and Lulu.
14:53Now, this may not be the time for Bo and Luke to come on like the Calvary.
14:57Them guns that they got on Daisy and Lulu got hair triggers.
15:08Hey, get away from me!
15:10Run for it, Lulu!
15:11Let's get out of here.
15:19Bo and Luke!
15:21Oh, please!
15:22Oh, please!
15:23Oh, thank you.
15:25Lulu, are you all right?
15:26Daisy?
15:27Goodness gracious!
15:28Oh, thank you.
15:29I don't know.
15:29Are you okay?
15:30Oh, thank goodness you got here in time.
15:33As long as you two ladies are all right.
15:35Are you all right?
15:35We're okay now that you're here.
15:37Listen, those are the same fellas that were at the airport.
15:39They're the ones after the necklace.
15:41That's what we figured.
15:41There's an APB out on that necklace.
15:43It was stolen.
15:44Stolen?
15:45And I was apologizing for getting the wrong case at the airport.
15:48The wrong case?
15:49Now, wait a second.
15:50That's what this whole thing's about.
15:51Did they get the necklace?
15:52No, boss has a necklace.
15:54He said he was going to turn it in.
15:55Yeah, sure.
15:55That'll be the day.
15:56He's going to return it.
15:56Breaker, breaker.
15:57I don't know your handle, but if you're the ones who own that orange car, I want to talk
16:01to you.
16:01Come on.
16:02You got us.
16:03This here is Luke Duke.
16:05Why don't you fellas come back this way?
16:06We'll teach you some manners.
16:07Knock off the hero stuff, Luke Duke.
16:09All he wants is a necklace.
16:11We ain't got it.
16:13That fat lady said she gave it to her husband.
16:15Now, you find it and give it back to us and we'll be on our way.
16:17If not...
16:18If not, what?
16:19We're going to come back there and take care of them two ladies.
16:21Oh, they're going to kill us.
16:22No, no, they're not.
16:24Take it easy.
16:24All right, all right.
16:25Now, just listen up a second.
16:27If we get a hold of that necklace, how do we get it to you?
16:30That's real smart, Hayseed.
16:32We'll give you that news after you get it.
16:34You just remember, no police or the deal's off and them ladies are going to be cashing
16:38in their chips.
16:39You got one hour.
16:41Over and out.
16:42Now, listen, Lulu.
16:43He is just bluffing.
16:44I don't want you to pay him any money.
16:46He's bluffing, right?
16:47I ain't so sure.
16:48We got to find boss and get that necklace fast.
16:50Now, hold on.
16:51You ain't thinking about giving them that necklace, are you?
16:53Not for a minute.
16:54But these guys ain't stupid.
16:56If we're going to set a trap for them, we're going to need that necklace as bait.
16:59Daisy, did boss say where he was going after he left the house?
17:02Yeah, he said something about going to the boar's nest to conduct a little business.
17:05Oh, we better get over there fast.
17:07Get Uncle Jesse on a CB.
17:08We got a tire to fix.
17:09Okay.
17:12Around Hazard, there's pigs and there's hogs.
17:15Now, not all hogs is pigs, which includes boss's cousin, Big Dan Hawk.
17:21All right.
17:22Where'd you get it?
17:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Big Cousin Dan.
17:27I thought you did business like you always did business.
17:30No questions asked.
17:31No questions asked.
17:32You let one of your members of your own family buy merchandise that hot?
17:37Well, of course he would.
17:38Tell him, boy.
17:39Now, cuss up, Roscoe.
17:40He is family.
17:41Oh.
17:41Can't you tell?
17:42Oh, yeah, because he's just...
17:44Well, sure he is.
17:45Now then, Cousin Big Dan, let's get down to business.
17:49How much are you going to offer me on these here sparklers?
17:53Well, being as your blood, Cousin J.D., I'll give you 20,000.
17:58Yeah, well, being as money is thicker than blood, I'll take 30,000.
18:02But family is closer than friends.
18:05I'll give you 22.
18:06Yeah, but enemies can sometimes take advantage of family, so I'll take 28.
18:11I'll give you 24.
18:1224, 24, 24, 26, 24, 26, 25, 25, done.
18:18It's like a hard bargain, Cousin J.D.
18:22Oh, yeah, is that it?
18:24That's it, Cousin J.D.
18:25I don't figure them two to be too long on smarts or patience,
18:29which means the time is running out for Daisy and Lulu
18:31if that necklace don't get delivered pretty soon.
18:53And so they all told Boss the whole story
18:56about them fellas who stole the necklace
18:58and were now threatening to kill Daisy and Lulu for it.
19:00Threaten you?
19:01Oh, I'd curl up and die if anything happened to you, my poor little Lulu.
19:05And you too, Daisy.
19:07I mean, this whole thing just makes me sick.
19:09Well, then, Boss, give us the necklace.
19:10That's all we need.
19:11Yeah, well, that's what I'm sick about.
19:13I can't give you the dang thing.
19:14I ain't got it.
19:15And Boss told them the bad news
19:16about fencing the necklace to Big Dan,
19:18who was on his way back to Capital City with it.
19:21Now, y'all do realize that this wouldn't happen at all
19:23if Boss was honest or pigs could fly.
19:26You better get a hold of Big Dan Hogg
19:27and get that necklace back pronto.
19:29Listen, now, somebody's got to watch Daisy and Lulu,
19:31so you boys go on.
19:33That sounds like a good idea.
19:34That hour they give us almost up.
19:35That's right.
19:36Listen, all right, I'll take over them here.
19:38All right, let's go.
19:39Yeah, yeah, you watch over Daisy and Lulu real good, Nancy.
19:42Where's your car?
19:45Come on, man.
19:47You watch it now.
19:48Don't anybody get to you.
19:58Well, now, Big Dan was headed for Capital City,
20:01and he had a mighty big head start.
20:03But he wasn't taking the shortcut.
20:32You watch it now.
20:36All right, come on.
20:37All right.
20:38Cousin Big Dan!
20:40Cousin Big Dan, I gotta talk to you.
20:42All right, Cousin J.D.
20:43So it's a double cross, is it?
20:45First you take my money.
20:46Now you wanna rob me of the necklace.
20:48Shame on you.
20:50Stealing from kin.
20:51Don't just touch up and let me explain here.
20:53Boss and the boys told Big Dan about the danger that Lulu and Daisy was in
20:57if they didn't get that necklace back.
20:59And Big Dan was sympathetic.
21:01Uh, to a point.
21:03I think I understand, Cousin J.D.
21:04Let me get this straight.
21:06I return the necklace to you.
21:07Yeah.
21:08And you give me back my $25,000.
21:10Plus $5,000 for my time and expense.
21:14Wait a minute, that's highway robbery.
21:15What?
21:16You'd have done the same thing to me, Cousin J.D., if the positions was revered.
21:20And now that's true.
21:20Would you just hush up?
21:22Well.
21:22All right, all right, all right, all right.
21:23You're gonna get it back, every penny of it.
21:25Here, here, here, here.
21:26Now let me just send it out.
21:28Yeah, well, there's your money.
21:29Okay.
21:30And there's your blood money.
21:32Thank you, Cousin J.D.
21:33Now, where's the necklace?
21:34There you go.
21:35Sorry, boss.
21:36Wait a minute, wait a minute.
21:38Let's see you back in town.
21:39Give it.
21:40All right, come on, come on.
21:41We better go.
21:42Come on, get in here.
21:43All right, come on.
21:44Let's go.
21:45Let you run, let's go.
21:46Get together.
21:47Come on, come on, come on.
21:50Oh, no, no, no.
21:53How can you do that?
21:54All right, come on now.
21:56All right, let's do it.
22:02What's the good word?
22:03Have you recovered my necklace?
22:04Well, we've been working on it, Mr. Lipton.
22:06We should have it within the hour.
22:08Excellent.
22:11And did you take care of those two women?
22:14Not yet, after we get the necklace.
22:16Well, make sure that you do.
22:17I cannot afford to have him identify me.
22:21My lifestyle would suffer greatly behind prison bars.
22:25Call me when it's done.
22:27All right.
22:33Time to make their call.
22:38Breaker, breaker.
22:40How about it, Luke Duke?
22:41You out there?
22:42You know who this is.
22:44You better get them ears on, plow boy, or the deal's off.
22:47Yeah, you got Luke Duke right here.
22:50We got what you want.
22:51Ain't that nice?
22:53That wasn't too hard, was it?
22:54We kept up our end of the deal.
22:55Now it's your turn.
22:57We're going to hand over that necklace.
22:58And we got your word that no harm will come to the ladies, right?
23:02I gave you my sacred oath.
23:04All right, now where are we going to hand this thing over to you?
23:06A little bridge.
23:07Two miles north of town over at Dry Wash.
23:10Talking about Willett Bridge.
23:11That's right.
23:14About 30 minutes, I want to see that orange car come across that bank.
23:17Bridge.
23:17You throw the necklace out.
23:19Don't stop.
23:20Keep going or the deal's off.
23:21Now you remember this.
23:22No cops, no tricks.
23:24Those ladies are not going to have any future.
23:26We're out.
23:27No tricks, no cops.
23:29We got it.
23:33All right for our little trap, didn't he?
23:36Let's go find Enos.
23:37All right.
23:55While them big, bad guns were preparing a reception at Willett Bridge, old Enos was giving Bo and Luke a
24:01hand with Luke's plan.
24:04We're out.
24:06We're out.
24:08We're out.
24:13We're out.
24:16We're out.
24:32We got it, Mick.
24:33We got it.
24:34And that ain't all you got.
24:36Personally, I like doing that more when there's water in the river.
25:06And so, while the hazard law was taking the two heavies...
25:09...and the necklace into custody, Bo and Luke took off to tell Daisy and Lulu the good news.
25:14But it all seemed a mite too easy.
25:17Now, wait a minute.
25:18Now, you're telling us that there was a third fella?
25:20Yes, this real good-looking dude that was wearing a carnation in his lapel.
25:23That's the one I grabbed the case from.
25:25And we're still not out of the woods, boy.
25:28No, neither y'all.
25:29They know that you know what they look like, so they're going to be coming after you.
25:32You can bet on that.
25:33We got our job cut out for us.
25:34We got to find that guy with a carnation.
25:36Yeah, let's do it.
25:37No.
25:38And so, while Daisy and Jesse invited Lulu out to the farm to rest and have a bite to eat...
25:43...the boys made a beeline for town.
25:46Ain't it sad, Roscoe?
25:49They have to turn this beautiful hunk of diamonds fortune over to the state police.
25:54Boss, Roscoe.
25:55Bo and Luke told old Boss and Roscoe about there being a third man...
25:58...who might still come after Lulu and Daisy.
26:00Again, there's a third.
26:02Oh, you ain't telling me.
26:03Are you kidding me?
26:04I'm the plot thickness.
26:05I can't believe it.
26:06Well, I'll tell you one thing.
26:08Those lowlifes, anybody so low as to harm Lulu and Daisy...
26:13...well, I got even anyway.
26:15I cuffed them and I stuffed them and I didn't even give them their one phone call.
26:18Oh, good.
26:19Well, that's it.
26:20Give them a phone call.
26:21Well, give them a phone call, sir.
26:22Are you kidding?
26:22Yeah, chances are the fellow they're going to call is going to be the guy with the carnation...
26:26...and he'll lead us right to him.
26:27Oh, that's right.
26:29Give them a phone call.
26:31Give them a phone call.
26:32Go on, Roscoe.
26:33Have Venus.
26:33Bring up one of them scoops.
26:45Yes?
26:46This is Pete.
26:47Well, it's about time.
26:48Is everything taken care of?
26:49Not exactly.
26:50We've been arrested.
26:51We're in a Hazard County jail.
26:53Well, why'd you call me?
26:54They can trace the number, you fool.
26:56Not if we don't talk or we're 30 seconds.
26:58I thought you'd want to know.
27:04Those two idiots got themselves caught.
27:08Sounds like that fellow in the carnation wasn't too happy to hear from him, huh?
27:11Listen, you really think that sucker's going to shoe up here?
27:15That necklace is worth a quarter of a million.
27:17And you were going to sell it for $25,000.
27:19Who?
27:19Oh, would you hustle up?
27:21I wish I'd never seen that dang necklace.
27:23Right now, all I'm worried about is my dear precious little dude.
27:26And Daisy.
27:27Yeah, and Daisy, too, of course.
27:28Well, listen, don't you worry your fat little head about that.
27:31I mean, if that dude does show up looking for that necklace,
27:34but Scooby Coltrane, I'll be here waiting for him.
27:37Yeah, we'll all be waiting for him.
27:39Oh, that's good.
27:40I'll tell you, I hope this works.
27:42Oh, Wilbur, it looks like you and I are going to have to take care of those two women personally.
27:48What about the necklace?
27:50My neck is more important than any necklace.
27:53I'm not going to let those two women send me to prison.
27:56What did you say their names were?
27:58Daisy Duke and Lulu Hogg.
28:03Oh, never mind.
28:04Wilbur, you're going to have to make a telephone call.
28:10Daisy, you make the...
28:11Meanwhile, at the Duke farm, Daisy was fixing Lulu a snack
28:14while Jesse was taking care of an emergency.
28:17Two runaway heifers gone looking for the neighbor's bull.
28:22Hello?
28:23Yes, this is Daisy Duke.
28:26Sergeant who?
28:28Sergeant Catcher, State Police, Capital City, ma'am.
28:32We have taken into custody a third suspect in connection with the necklace robbery.
28:37We'd like you and your lady friend, Mrs. Hogg,
28:40to drive on down and make a positive identification, if you would, please.
28:45Oh, yes, yes, we'd love to.
28:47Good, and if you could hurry, please, speed is important.
28:51I'll tell you what, we'll take the Miller Road shortcut
28:53and we'll be there in less than an hour.
28:55Miller Road.
28:56Bye-bye.
28:57Oh, Lulu.
28:59Miller Road.
29:00Here it is.
29:01Nice work, Sergeant.
29:03Let's go.
29:04We take your car.
29:05They know mine.
29:16Come on, Daisy.
29:17Take it easy now.
29:18So Daisy rolled up with Jesse a note about what happened.
29:21She and Lulu took off for Capital City.
29:24By now, the man with the coronation and the blood in his eyes was heading straight for Miller Road to
29:29nail Daisy and Lulu.
29:30That boy don't have no perspective at all.
29:35I'm not sure it's going to work.
29:42I think you will.
29:43It's a pretty important guy coming around here.
29:45What choice we got?
29:45Well, I don't know.
29:46We don't have any other choice.
29:47I'm glad you boys are here.
29:48Listen, Lulu and Daisy are on their way to Capital City and they left this note.
29:51I don't like it.
29:52Sergeant Catcher of the State Police.
29:54Well, let's check it out.
29:55Come on.
29:55Yeah, let's give them a call.
30:02No, that's all right.
30:03Thanks a lot.
30:04There ain't no Sergeant Catcher.
30:06We better call Daisy on the CB.
30:12Uh, this is lost sheep to Bo Peep.
30:14Come on in, Bo Peep.
30:15But, unfortunately, Daisy and Lulu was out of CB range.
30:18Bo Peep, would you come in, please?
30:20Uh, listen, we ain't got time for that.
30:22Listen, we can keep on trying in the car.
30:23Oh, good.
30:24Let's keep going.
30:38Well, if anything happens to Daisy and Lulu, I just don't...
30:40Now, Bo, don't talk like that.
30:42Just keep good thoughts.
30:43Bo Peep, try again.
30:45Just keep at it.
30:46Come on.
30:47Bo Peep, this is lost sheep coming at you.
30:49Come back.
31:04Bo Peep, this is lost sheep coming at you.
31:25Lulu, remember that man at the airport, the family there, the carnation?
31:29Yeah.
31:30Guess who's with us?
31:31Oh, Lord, oh, no, they're out to kill us now.
31:34Not if I can help it.
31:46The general meantime was closing the gap fast by taking every shortcut in the county
31:51and creating new ones where there wasn't none before.
31:53It's lost sheep, come on, Bo Peep.
31:56Come on.
31:57Another 10.
32:01Bo Peep, this is lost sheep.
32:02Come back.
32:03Luke!
32:04Luke, I hear you last year.
32:06Daisy, stop.
32:08You and Lulu are headed for trouble.
32:09Honey, if I stop now, we're going to be in more trouble.
32:12Remember that man at the airport, that third man?
32:15Well, he's on our tail.
32:16Where are you?
32:17I've got a phone from Casey's Cropro.
32:20Hang on, y'all.
32:21We're moving now.
32:29Hold on, Lulu.
32:31Who are you?
32:31Hold it.
32:32Find her.
32:37Move on, Martin.
32:39Move on.
32:40Hold on.
32:48Come on.
32:51gepit.
32:51Move on.
32:55Come on.
32:57Come on.
32:58Come on.
32:59Come on.
32:59Come on.
33:01Come on.
33:02Come on, let's get out of here.
33:17Oh, dang it.
33:25Someday I'm going to write a book about Hazard County insurance claims.
33:44All right, Uncle Jesse?
33:46No, I thought I told you.
33:48You know better than that.
33:50I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault.
33:53Here, come on.
33:54Put your head out the window and we'll help you out.
34:00You all right?
34:04Oh, my goodness.
34:05Thank you, boys, for saving our lives again.
34:08Are you all right?
34:08Yeah, we're all right.
34:09The only thing hurt on us is our pride.
34:11Boss and Roscoe was following the events of the day on the CB, so they hurried out to help.
34:16That's good.
34:17Oh, my, my.
34:18There they are.
34:19There they are.
34:20There you are.
34:21There you are.
34:22Oh, Lulu, Lulu.
34:26You ain't going to have to worry no more.
34:28You're safe now.
34:29Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that, J.D.
34:32I got a hunch them two are going to be back for Daisy and Lulu the first chance they get.
34:35Oh, you're absolutely right, Jesse.
34:38Because if those guys have half a brain, you know what they're going to do to Lulu and Daisy?
34:43If you had half a brain, you'd stop flapping your lips.
34:46Oh, we.
34:47Well, listen, fellas, we've got to think of something.
34:49Lulu and I can't spend the rest of our lives hiding.
34:51That's right.
34:52You won't have to, Daisy.
34:54We're going to make life easy for those guys.
34:56We're going to give them Lulu and Daisy.
34:57Wait a minute.
34:58Now, wait a minute.
34:59Not exactly, but I got an idea.
35:01Now, I know you two could pull off a shucking jive.
35:03I've seen you do it many a time.
35:03Well, I appreciate it.
35:05Now, Luke's got something cooking, and it's got boss and Roscoe's too.
35:09So it's going to be fun.
35:11Boss, hold on.
35:12Come here.
35:13Wait a minute.
35:14Come on back.
35:14I know it's going to.
35:15Wait a minute.
35:16All right, everybody.
35:18This is as good as it's going to get.
35:20Okay?
35:21This, I got to see.
35:23Well, come on down, J.D.
35:26Yeah.
35:27All right.
35:27Here I come.
35:28Ready or not.
35:31I hope I get the gang of wearing these here shoes.
35:38Now, my pantyhose will stop and fall down.
35:42I'll tell you one thing.
35:44This bra here is about ready to choke me to death.
35:47Well, I guess I made it.
35:48Oh, that used to be a small fit.
35:52You too, little brother.
35:54Yeah.
35:54Come on, Roscoe.
36:04Watch it, will you?
36:06Well, I don't know how you women do it in these shoes.
36:09You know something?
36:10I was noticing when you come down the stairs that you've got pretty legs.
36:14Oh, what's up with you?
36:16I help.
36:17Well, you know this is not going to work, though.
36:19You know, you don't look anything like Lulu, and I certainly don't look like Daisy.
36:22We're going to make lousy decoys.
36:24Yeah, but from a distance, it may fool them.
36:26Now, all we got to do is get that guy with the carnation out in the open.
36:29Yeah, and once he gets close enough to realize that you two ain't who you're supposed to be,
36:32Luke now be right there and grab him.
36:34Supposing that he shoots first and then looks later.
36:37All right, all right.
36:38Listen, I ain't so thrilled about wearing this here get-up, neither.
36:40Whoa.
36:41But with Lulu and Daisy's life, it's faint.
36:44We got to make the sacrifice.
36:47You know, J.D., I'm proud of you for saying that.
36:50Me, too.
36:50Now, watch it, please.
36:52Well, you just...
36:53But I'll tell you what, fellas.
36:54I don't think it's necessary.
36:56Lulu and I can do it.
36:57We really can.
36:58Oh, no, no, no, no.
36:59We wouldn't hear that.
37:00No, no, no.
37:00No way.
37:01Uh-uh.
37:02Listen, you girls are going to do your part on a CB, shall we?
37:05All right.
37:07If you say so.
37:09Well, Lulu, we couldn't do a dang thing without y'all, you know.
37:11I'll promise you it's going to work.
37:13All right, here we go.
37:15This is Daisy Duke calling Lulu Hogg.
37:17Are you out there, honey?
37:20Daisy, I'm right here, honey.
37:21Listen, Jessie, would you look and see if my pantyhose are bagging?
37:25Well, this left one seems...
37:27Don't touch me.
37:28Jessie, I'm not that type of girl.
37:30Oh, good grief.
37:34What's going on between you two?
37:37The idea was for Daisy and Lulu to pretend that they're setting up a shopping date on the CB and
37:43to make sure that the killers heard it.
37:44They did it on all the channels.
37:46It was the best performance since Lulu appeared in the Hazard Little Theater production of Little Wind.
37:51Oh, goody.
37:55Yes, Lulu, there is a big sale at the Hazard Point at 2 o'clock.
37:59It's 1.45.
38:00Turn this thing around, Wilbur.
38:02It looks like we got another crack at those ladies.
38:29Now, the real Daisy and Lulu stayed behind in the house with Jessie for safekeeping.
38:33While the decoys was being driven over to the Emporium by old Enos.
38:37Well, my girdle's killing me.
38:39Well, we've got to do this to help save those women, don't you know that?
38:42I don't mind that.
38:44It's just that I think it's above and beyond the call of duty.
38:47All right, all right.
38:47You know, it's not dignified.
38:49A police officer in a dress and he...
38:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:53Was that a gunshot?
38:55No, it was just a car's backfire.
38:58You done messed up my, quaffed my coiffure here.
39:01I've got to take my position now.
39:02Good luck to you ladies.
39:03I'll punch you out, lady.
39:04I'll punch you out, call me.
39:06Don't do that.
39:07Listen, you don't think anybody will notice I didn't shave my legs.
39:11Oh, never, never.
39:12Just wiggle your hips.
39:13Come on.
39:15Good.
39:17The question now was, could Boss and Roscoe make it to that store window without falling off their high-heeled
39:22shoes?
39:36He sure has got some bad taste in his women.
39:39Boss, was that whistle for you or for me?
39:42Huh?
39:42Oh, who cares?
39:43Come on.
39:44Get back in the air.
39:45Them fellas, meanwhile, was just coming in to Hazard about now.
39:50There's the Emporium.
39:53Hey, Luke.
39:55Look at that.
39:56There's a car.
39:58Webber, look.
40:14Well, this one looks nice.
40:32You, uh, ladies can come with us.
40:34I beg your pardon, big boy.
40:36How dare you?
40:38It's a trap.
40:40Come on, let's get out of here.
40:42Now, come on.
40:42You two ladies, if you're coming with us, you get in the car.
40:44No, no, wait a minute.
40:45All right.
40:46Hold it right there.
40:47Hold it.
40:47Wait a minute.
40:48He did.
40:49Oh, I just may have to put a bullet into these two chummers.
40:52Are you kidding?
40:53I'm sure, Rush.
40:54Go pick, Coltree.
40:55No, don't believe him.
40:56It's really daisy new.
40:57That's right.
40:58Oh, shut up.
40:59I can't get caught.
40:59I can't get caught.
41:00Wait a minute.
41:01No, hold it.
41:01Shut me.
41:02Wait a minute.
41:03Yeah.
41:04Wait a minute.
41:04No, no, no.
41:05No, no, no, no.
41:11Dang it, we've been snookered, Luke.
41:12Come on, Enid, the general leads faster in your patrol car.
41:15Come on.
41:20Come on, get in here.
41:25Come on, get in here.
41:38You saw it.
41:39You saw it, anybody, Wilbur?
41:40Looks like we've outrun them.
41:41Yeah, but they've all seen you now, ain't me.
41:44It's like it's time for us to leave the country.
41:48After we've taken care of these two ugly ducklings.
41:51Wait a minute.
41:52Who you calling a duck at?
41:53Yeah.
42:11You better take it easy, Bo.
42:13Now, if we get too close to them and they see us, ain't no telling what they're going to do
42:16to Boston Ross.
42:16Come on.
42:17Come on, John Buster.
42:18We got them into this mess.
42:19Yeah, you mean I did.
42:21Yeah, my brilliant plan.
42:23Just lay back and then just pray for a break, huh?
42:41Well, never mind them.
42:42Get going.
42:48Oh, come on.
42:49Listen, you know something.
42:50I feel like I'm being used.
42:53Yeah, but don't use me, will you?
42:55Here's my purse.
42:55Oh, there's mine.
42:58Oh, ow!
42:59Ow!
43:00These shoes!
43:01Help me up!
43:01Help me up!
43:03Oh, here we are nowhere.
43:05You hit me right in the nose.
43:06I'm sorry about that.
43:07Where are them duck boys?
43:08Wasn't they right behind us or something?
43:09Thought so.
43:10You hear something?
43:12Is that them?
43:14No, it ain't.
43:15Yes, it is!
43:16Oh, here we are!
43:17Hold it!
43:18Hold it!
43:18Hold it here!
43:19Here we are!
43:20Here we are!
43:20You all right?
43:21Yeah, listen.
43:22Yeah, listen.
43:25I'm going to condomerate your car.
43:27This is your sheriff speaking.
43:28Yeah, all right.
43:29Enough of that.
43:29Let's go after them.
43:30Without Moss and Roscoe to worry about,
43:32now old Bo and Lou could really pull out all the stops on the general
43:35and go after the bad boys.
43:51Look, look, look, look, there we are!
43:52Hey, we're getting it.
43:57Over there behind us, it's a little orange car.
44:00Get out of here!
44:19Get out of here!
44:21Here we go!
44:22Here we go!
44:22Oh, here we go!
44:23Come on, Joe!
44:23We're getting it all right.
44:24Hang on!
44:27Yee-haw!
44:29Whoa!
44:36You guys all right?
44:37Yeah, you're right!
44:39Get us out of here!
44:41Get us out of here!
44:43Hold on!
44:44Let's get me out of here!
44:45Here, let's get me out of here!
44:46Oh!
44:47There they are!
44:48There they are!
44:49There they are!
44:49Oh, there they are!
44:56All right, we got him.
44:57Now, come on, let's go.
44:58I got to get out of this girdle.
45:00He's killing me.
45:00Well, he's bagging my pantyhose.
45:02That's another couple.
45:03All right.
45:03Well, now, thanks to the Duke boys,
45:05it appears as if the diaper Mr. Lipton
45:07is going to have himself a whole change of lifestyle.
45:10I don't know.
45:10The state pokey.
45:12And later, everybody gathered to celebrate
45:14and drink a toast to Mr. and Mrs. Hogg
45:16on their 25th wedding anniversary.
45:18And now it's time to blow out the candle.
45:22Come on, Lou.
45:22Let's see if he's right.
45:27All right, I'll finish it off myself.
45:30We'll give you a hand.
45:30All right, do that.
45:31All right.
45:34You did that on purpose, you Duke boys.
45:37No, he didn't.
45:38Don't be out.
45:39Well, friends, I think that we can safely say
45:42that things are back to normal in Hazard County.
45:44Arrest them for attacking me with a deadly kill.
45:56We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
45:57We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
45:58We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:01We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:02We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:04We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:04We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:06We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:06We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:07We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:09We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:12We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:15We'll be right back to normal in Hazard County.
46:25Oh, yeah, yeah, dude.
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